I found it rather inspiring how, in the first run, the prisoners refused to play by your rules and instead made a mad rush for the exit. They chose to die together at the hands of your bullets instead of turning on each other.
@@crazybeatrice4555 It's a private visit from a spouse or partner. Inmates in many prisons can have sexual relations with people outside the prison on specified days under certain conditions usually.
Currently at 9:00. I'm gonna go with Blue. Love my underdogs. EDIT: Well, damn. You made a good showing, boys! If those cowardly bastards hadn't outnumbered you, you'd have shown them who the real primary color is!
Thanks for the video, I'm from Ukraine and I'm 13 years old, but I understand what you said in the video, because you speak very clearly and understandably. But the idea of the Royal Battle in general is beautiful, it was very interesting to watch. :)
@ well, race is kind of a useless biological term. So... BAND TOGETHER MY BROTHERS, SISTERS, AS WELL AS THOSE BETWIXT AND BETWEEN! THE GINGER RACE SHALL FIGHT THE OPPRESSION OF THE SUNBURN AND HOW NOBODY CAN FCUCKING SEEM TO MAKE A SUNSCREEN THAT LASTS US LONGER THAN TEN MINUTES BEFORE IT IS NECESSARY TO REAPPLY!
F To those whom here remember all the times and heart warming memories of our friend and devoted comrade and colleague Steven, we extend our heartfelt condolences to the loss both your and ours.
Vanguard Vex Come now. Vault-Tec doesn’t experiment on PRISONERS. They experiment on innocent civilians. Drug addicts, schoolchildren, military veterans, world-renowned musicians, the social elite, etc. It doesn’t matter who you are, Vault-Tec will ruin your life.
@Omar G they're not really competing since a lot of viewers are likely to just watch both, but by making videos about the same thing it makes it seem more popular to the algorithm and pushes their videos up so new people can find them.
@@thespiffingbrit Hopefully it wont turn into like the first match when chat was freaking out when one of them made a ONE PROVINCE EPIC PUSH and start screaming :"DON'T USE TANKS IN KÖNIGSBURG!"
@@micklepickle0159 that doesn't make sense. America sucked at killing people during the revolution, the just outlasted England's patience. The crown didn't even really view Americans as independents until the war of 1812.
So, about the fight at the beginning of the video: I know you've given them access to everything they could use to escape, but why do they realize this instantly and trigger a riot that quickly? Did you do something to make them very angry like needlessly search them repeatedly offscreen? Or am I just not understanding the game's danger mechanics as well as I thought I did?
wow i did not realise the spiffing brit had so many subs i first watched him when he had 50k and im still watching him and now hes took over conflictnerd well done just for that im gonna drink a miliion cups of tea today
The weapon racks and Guard lockers don't actually spawn anything dangerous on their own. It's the room (armoury) that matters, not the objects. So you can put a weapons rack in the yard in normal game and it will be perfectly ok.
I found it rather inspiring how, in the first run, the prisoners refused to play by your rules and instead made a mad rush for the exit. They chose to die together at the hands of your bullets instead of turning on each other.
Love how ducan went from 2 years in prison to 127
Keen eye, to spot the difference in that split-second shot of Duncan's updated record at 11:24, when contrasted with his earlier one at 10:55. :-bd
"He's demanding an office but honestly I demand oxygen"
The Spiffing Brit 2019
I looked here as soon as he said it XD
Surprised he didn't demand tea
George Floyd
"Wonderful system called gangs" XD
You mean squads?
XD
The Dan Corner guy was in prison for 4 years but has a 3 year old kid
*Hmmmm*
He was imprisoned just after he had sex and the baby was born with 3 months delay
Thought I was the only one that noticed xD
Ever heard of conjugal visit? Maybe you kids are too young to know that, my bad.
kobisjeruk what’s a conjungal visit?
@@crazybeatrice4555 It's a private visit from a spouse or partner. Inmates in many prisons can have sexual relations with people outside the prison on specified days under certain conditions usually.
Currently at 9:00. I'm gonna go with Blue. Love my underdogs.
EDIT: Well, damn. You made a good showing, boys! If those cowardly bastards hadn't outnumbered you, you'd have shown them who the real primary color is!
Blue is the true winner in our hearts.
Oh god is that the cocky blue I know?
I rooted for Green, but if there could have been a second, I would have wanted it to be Blue. A moment of silence.
blue won by dying and not having to continue with prison
theres no fkn way this dude only had 100k subs 3 years ago!? in 3 years he went from 100k to 2.5 mil.... that impressive work!
2.9 since you commented this!
That's the power granted a man who drinks an Imperial Gallon of Yorkshire Gold each day and somehow manages to survive
It's just another exploit
3.5 now :)
Gothamchess went from 0 to 1000000 in a year
Thanks for the video, I'm from Ukraine and I'm 13 years old, but I understand what you said in the video, because you speak very clearly and understandably. But the idea of the Royal Battle in general is beautiful, it was very interesting to watch. :)
ay we the same age
You are 15 now, congrats
@@marto7567 yea 15 is A pretty shit age lmao
Cheeki breeki
172 deaths later.
"Well, I think today was a wonderful success. " -Spiff
I laughed so hard when you find out the winner was only in there for 2 years for a DUI
Exactly how a movie version of this would go. The person imprisoned for potentially hurting or killing someone, was forced to become a killer.
no he served for murder and something else realy bad.
@@rexisnox577 idk... at 10:55 there's no murder charge in there... :-B
@@JachAnen no the movie version would be that he was convinced for a crime he didnt commit
Spoilers jerk
"The remaining blue guy has killed the remaining red guys"
*AMERICAN NATIONAL ANTHEM INTENSIFIES*
*AMERICAN HERO NUKES FPSRUSSIA*
This place is brittish, get out
Guakstick but the blues are Germans??
BLUEWAVE
american driving out the british force from yorktown
4:36
Imagine driving past the prison
In before Randy Random decides to spoil the fun and drop down a bunch of mechanoids
Shit in not safe even here, God dang it
Shit a justin
Damn Justin Y. Daaaaaaamn
@@TheEarch77 *Shit adjusting.
STOP FOLLOWING ME
"slightly authoritarian German looking"
I died at this one
Does nobody see the irony behind a ginger being “soulman”
Actually... That's not irony. That's theory fuel. What if gingers don't have souls because they _are_ souls?
@ well, race is kind of a useless biological term.
So...
BAND TOGETHER MY BROTHERS, SISTERS, AS WELL AS THOSE BETWIXT AND BETWEEN! THE GINGER RACE SHALL FIGHT THE OPPRESSION OF THE SUNBURN AND HOW NOBODY CAN FCUCKING SEEM TO MAKE A SUNSCREEN THAT LASTS US LONGER THAN TEN MINUTES BEFORE IT IS NECESSARY TO REAPPLY!
.
@@mehdiradenen4849 its not racist since gingers arent a race and its not that edgy either. Try again.
Good Luck Gorsky did you even read the first few words of his story at 4:00 ? -.-
F
To those whom here remember all the times and heart warming memories of our friend and devoted comrade and colleague Steven, we extend our heartfelt condolences to the loss both your and ours.
almonds
What's the music that plays when Steven dies? I've been looking for it for longer than I can remember
Everyone is getting his name wrong, he was Stephen
"Gladiator prisons" are a real thing. At least you can rest your head knowing you didn't invent them...
Good to know you work for Vault-Tec.
Vanguard Vex Come now. Vault-Tec doesn’t experiment on PRISONERS.
They experiment on innocent civilians. Drug addicts, schoolchildren, military veterans, world-renowned musicians, the social elite, etc. It doesn’t matter who you are, Vault-Tec will ruin your life.
@@chrisschoenthaler5184 Right so is this fallout?
@@chrisschoenthaler5184 Things are heating up in the Fallout Fandom
Did I see correctly: "Mood: angry for being dead" :D
Norris "Now I have a machine gun. Ho Ho Ho"
Me: *sees spiff video*
Also me: _that's how mafia works_
the shibe republic Me: Reads comment
Also me: That’s an original joke!
gay
Doctor.goose that damn face...it hunts me...
Stop showing that damn face!
I just love the warden in the middle of an inferno shouting "where is my office?!?"
WHERE THE FU- IS MY OFFICE?
this went much better the valefisks attempt
Valefisk made some sorta horrible box that was filled with toilets and people
it was a gladaitor pit you dense metal
Prohappywheeler_YT A gladiator pit is battle royale dumbfuck
But honestly the blue's are the true victors! They were outnumbered and still got the most kills ( almost won too!).
Damn no matter what game it is, spiff,vale, and bo find some way to commit atrocities
You could make a highly successful TV show out of this concept!
Imagine trying to escape and then see people with top hats and suits armed with a good ol' musket in a line at the exit
"And they found the power drills ladies and gentlemen", best part for me.
I've been enjoying the narration, it's almost like watching a cricket match or golf tournament.... Lmao
I absolutely ADORE your content 🤣 I've been binging for days and I'm SO glad you showed up in my recommended! Please never stop 💞
11:25 That poor guy has quite some time left in Prison iam Sure he is going to love his time There.
Dan Corner had 22 Ex Wives
Her age is 22
@@beansowles r/wooosh
Can't dorner the corner
No 100 STAT MAN
[Visible disappointment ]
This was 100 stat man's childhood.
Squid game of prison architect where winning freedom is as good as 456M won
Valefisk:am i joke to you?
When the warden demands an office but honestly you just demand oxygen
Like the video or you'll be hunted by the United Kingdom, the spiffing Brit and me!
Of course
But not 100 stat man?
@Francis Sacco you will...
I don't Remember *slightly muffled* Oh say can you see bye the dawns early light
*much louder* YOUR BLOOD POURING OUT THROUGH EVERY ORFICE YOU COMMIE
@@anigamer379 COMMIES ARE TERRIBLE! I'M NOT A BLOODY COMMIE
Theres an unrealistic amount of melanin challenged prisoners in that prison
"I've been the spiffing brit"
Are you suggesting that your once were someone beside spif, or that you're no longer spif
Your play-by-play commentary reminded me of Monty Python's Upper Class Twit of the Year skit. A lot. That's a good thing.
This feels awfully similar to valefisks new video, hmmm
@@thespiffingbrit hmmmmmmm
Kinda like the 10 wendy smash videos in a day, maybe they are playing the algorithms
@Omar G they're not really competing since a lot of viewers are likely to just watch both, but by making videos about the same thing it makes it seem more popular to the algorithm and pushes their videos up so new people can find them.
ikr I saw the notification as I was watching it.
And alot better for it :)
Sees a Spiff video: oooh a new video!
Sees the year: awww
Reads the title: YEEEESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
Part 2 and part 3 were pretty much just incessant laughter. hahaha
Why are you not reminding me to get a cup of tea like you used to? Now I have to ask Google to do it...
Edit: Oh, nevermind...
This was fantastic
Green
Yay I guessed right.
What do I get?
A cookie
@@apossiblyhereticalalphaleg3595 is it chocolate chip? Because I guess the right too~
A biscuit and some tea.
a refill on your tea
here it is🍪🍪🍪
This video has made me a subscriber....one of your best/funniest videos ever. (An American sipping Yorkshire Tea remarks)
spiff literally made squid game before squid game was a thing
Imagine being in a building, surrounded by fire knowing your about to die and then there's just this dude worrying about when he'll get an office.
C'mon Red Gang I believe in you
God damnit
7:27 Disappointed that you didn't say you'd, well... "chuck" him out
Green may have been the last One standing but the true winner was Blue who won our heart's
I love the running commentary of their deathmatch.
Are you actually just randy random who's got bored of messing with colonists?
if you look closely, you'll find hin dropping in milk via drop pods
being a guy who has been to prison and experienced a riot inside. THIS made me laugh much more than it should have :') @The Spiffing Brit
did yall have soldiers with assault rifles shooting prisoners 😂?
5:44
"Burying bodies takes a lot of money so I just prefer burning them" -Adolf Hitler 1939
This vid needs to become a movie
That’s how Mafia works
"The warden is still here, demanding an office. I demand oxygen. "
3:22 But without context
The Hunger Games immediately went to the sequel in this video.
It certainly doesn't help that Spiff caused the prison to "Catch Fire".
What happened to the competitive hoi4 tournament? Is it still on going?
@@thespiffingbrit Hopefully it wont turn into like the first match when chat was freaking out when one of them made a ONE PROVINCE EPIC PUSH and start screaming :"DON'T USE TANKS IN KÖNIGSBURG!"
@@filzhut6234 Königsberg*
@@scoobydoo2587 I accidentally did that switcherooni thing
"At the moment we have several hundred prisoners, *that number is going to drop rapidly* "
Germany in 1940 be like
4:15 song?
4:00 stephen "soulman" ... yeah... yeah well i dont think he looks like having a soul...😂
Why would you give the person best at killing others freedom? That seems like a bad idea...
Wasn’t that technically the description of the American Revolution?
@@micklepickle0159 Hahahaha DAMN..
@@micklepickle0159
Shots fired! xD
That is the point.
@@micklepickle0159 that doesn't make sense. America sucked at killing people during the revolution, the just outlasted England's patience. The crown didn't even really view Americans as independents until the war of 1812.
It’s Sean Venning. What a guy
So, about the fight at the beginning of the video: I know you've given them access to everything they could use to escape, but why do they realize this instantly and trigger a riot that quickly? Did you do something to make them very angry like needlessly search them repeatedly offscreen? Or am I just not understanding the game's danger mechanics as well as I thought I did?
It's because they had no access to cells. They were just roaming around.
You're crazy. I love it
How do you get that spawn menu? I want to try this but can't figure it out
This^
I lost it when all of the inmates started flooding out of the prison. 😂
Next on better gangs and prisons...
I love that status for the first dead you showed. "Angry at being dead!" ROFL
By the Queen how British is that pronunciation
Biel Peñalver Revilla it’s as British as a corgi sipping tea
This is so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣 no no no don’t escape, you need to fight🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1 vote for green clan from me Edit: oh shit i won what do i get?
A free trip to go meet 100 falkir stat man himself.
@@Garangus Oh fuck yea, does that come with sacrifice included or nah? like do i get to watch 100 stat man sacrifice like 50+ people or nah?
You get to watch him sacrifice 200+ people!!
@@jamesgors6650 YEAAAAA!! Best thing ever
@@GoodLuck-eh4sk Including you.
"What could go wrong?"
"Everyth-"
"Shut the fuck up, nothing will go wrong."
0:35 a son that's three.. while he's been in prison for four years
@8:46-.-THE FANG BEST❗️ GREEN 4EVER❕‼️
@10:55-.-YES!!
When you get 2 years because of driving under influence and another 125 years because of murders you've done to survive and get cell in prison.
Nothing as long as the prisoners are stocked with tea.
Blue, VE VILL RULE ZE PRIZON!!!
wow i did not realise the spiffing brit had so many subs i first watched him when he had 50k and im still watching him and now hes took over conflictnerd well done just for that im gonna drink a miliion cups of tea today
This is THUNDERDOME!
Best anime of the year.
"Oh, God. They've gone for the Gingers."
Norris is the true Legend xD
He demands an office, I demand oxygen.
Vote Spiffing 2020.
Ahh, nothing like watching the riff raff battling to the death while drink a cup o' tea! *sip*
Ah, ah, ah, ah, burnin’ alive, burnin’ alive
The riots are the best part of this game lol, really enjoyed the video! Love seeing people playing this game
f for steven the greatest prisoner at age 39 was killed in a battle royale
*SEAN VENNING WOOOOOOO!*
The weapon racks and Guard lockers don't actually spawn anything dangerous on their own. It's the room (armoury) that matters, not the objects. So you can put a weapons rack in the yard in normal game and it will be perfectly ok.
Just past 100k and now look at you, good job
This would make a great movie!
This is just the prison architect version of the gulag
F for Steven. He was the best guy who was probably some sort of murderer.
F for steven
This is the plot of my favorite episode of Superjail
My fellow brit ...... you have yourself a sub
I like how i am featured in the video with out my consent.