Shit Mechanics Say
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- Опубликовано: 27 сен 2024
- Some mechanics say really stupid shit sometimes. But this guy is the WORST!
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actual footage of my last mechanic
Liam Horobin same😂😂😂
Albert S. He probably doesn't know how
Oh I know how to but when it's something deep, or requires a computer then...
You can do it with the jack in your car and a 40$ tool kit from harbor freait. just make sure you watch enopgh videos before attempting it. ChrisFix has some great videos on it, and everything els lol
Liam Horobin actual footage of my last job... There's a reason I left
Pro mechanic: starts kicking the tires "yup those are tires"
Your an idiot
That's the alternator
*tyres
Dodge Charger SRT-8 that’s a Woody meme with just his eyes and mouth
everyone who owns a horse trailer. *looks at tires* "shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttt! call the tire shop"
*throws a rock through the windscreen* ahh that was gonna smash anyway
I'm 99% sure this is footage of my mum's mechanic.
Ya some try to take advantage of women. My ma had a car from a crooked dealer. She called me one day telling me they told her "It's on the hoist and we found it needs a fuel injection cleaning" also her front brakes were "critical" and needed replacement for $600. I put pads and rotors on it 6 months later for $250 buying good parts
In Australia we have these Mobile mechanics. They come around and "service" your car and then tell you what is broken, and then tell you how cheap they can fix it, usually for about 150% more than a non-mobile mechanic.
Also, my father-in-law has used them for years ( even though I am a mechanic and would do the work for near free) and they never mentioned the leaking diff and never topped it up, soooooo, new diff required. 1000 bucks to fix for a $1500.00 car all because shit mechanic.
"If you're gonna replace that you have to do the pair, if you do the pair you're gonna have to do all four"
If I had a penny for every time someone told me this.
He also said he charged for the tyre rotation of the old tyres
Idk much about cars, but I'm pretty sure that's not how it works cheif!
If anyone tells you that you have to do all 4 if you're doing 2, take your car someone else. They need to be replaced in pairs, not all at the same time
@LUCAS KELLY talking about brakes fam
Happened to me today...only 1 tire was flat. $908 but it was the only place in town,although I do have awd so that may be why.
Rear differential ? I'm pretty sure this is front wheel drive! hahahahaha
Tiago Feitosa Front wheel drive?
Yup
My Channel Lacks Originality the power goes to the front 2 wheels instead of the rear ones, and the engine is mounted sideways to allow for this.
Some of this suzukis have 4x4 version
I read this comment the exact second he said rear differential
lmaoooo swapped the camshaft and crankshaft around! 7 quarts of blinker fluid😂😂😂😂
He clearly is confused about the 7 quart blinker fluid refill. Only BMWs need 7 quarts per week. Other cars will do just fine on 2 or 3.
Joshua Lingerfelt Bmws don't have blinkers.
Yeah, Josh, what are you playing at? Beemers don't have indicators; they use a middle finger solo for right turns, and the finger with an extended thumb for lefts. This is common knowledge.
Joshua Lingerfelt well alex own an E36 M3 so....
NikolaiVolkov *bimmers
Imagine driving up in a RX-7 and the mechanic checks it over and said that your "Pistons need replacing"
lol, I'd be like " you know what... I'll just handle it myself..." and drive off.
I would've done my best to make him look as stupid as possible in that moment. loooool
Thomas John Solidum I'd personally ask for top grade imported blinker fluid from Tibetian children.
Well wankel engines do have pistons so you aren't as smart as you believe to be. So haha to you moron :D
Imagine driving up in an old VW Beetle and the mechanic checks it over and says that your radiator hoses need to be replaced.
They replaced my tesla muffler and turbo. I agree it was getting noisy
Also change engine oil and filter every 6000 miles
After scratching 3 of my 4 wheels after a rotation on a 3 month old car..
Mechanic says "Wheels get banged up over time."
Auto Show & Go WTF?! That mechanic is a straight jerk!
Auto Show & Go lol had the same thing happen to my wheels after a tire change but I only noticed it when I got home so I just let it be because I didn’t feel like arguing with the mechanic.
Thats sucks Pavlo95 I always do a full walk around before and after any service. I try to do as much work on my cars as I can but somethings are warranty or just outside my skill level. When I took the car in I asked them to do the rotate for me since they where taking the front wheels off anyhow to replace the front rotors and calipers as part of a recall. I'll never let anyone else rotate the wheels on my Mustang again!
probably needed some new headlight fluid and wiper juice
Auto Show & Go i am very lucky my grandpa has been a car mechanic, he just does all the repairs and checks :D
That dislike is from a mechanic who realized he can't pull the ol "crankshaft was switched with the cam" trick anymore lmao
I love how people seems to love accusing all mechanics of shady stuff and "haha that's why I do it myself" but guess where they go knocking when they fuck up after trying to DIY with youtube tutorials 😂😂
Paralyzed Wardog ain't that the truth lol
lol no, i used youtube tutorials to do a automatic to manual transmission swap, along with forums. not once did i take it to a shop. if youre not dumb you can work on your own car at home, unless its made after about 2006 then nah i dont buy new cars anyways
as an aspiring mechanic this is actually pretty funny haha
Ryan Gross I agree, you can get a lot of your own stuff done if you're not a complete fucktard, but believe me, there are plenty out there. Only last month I had to look at someones car who had done their own brakes to sort an mot failure, they had actually managed to fit the pads back to front! As in the metal backing was facing the disc! And still drove to the retest without realising.
I always thought things like that were a myth lol, but no, people can be that stupid, ha ha ha!
A mechanic once told my stepmom her new impala was running rough due to the air freshener hanging from the rear viewer mirror. We no longer go to them.
Of course
Was it black ice or pine fresh?
Was the mirror in the engine bay?
Well as an actual mechanic I can tell you that it was running rough because it's a Chevrolet.
:P I'm joking of course, not all Chevrolet's are bad.
@@Ocastia as a former Chevy tech I can’t say that your entirely wrong 😂
"blinker fluid"
"Muffler bearing"
Hmmm sounds familiar
l DANK MEMES & GAMES l next thing you know he will say he needs more elbow grease
Blinker fluid
Muffler bearing
Snake oil
Elbow grease
This is all so he can go 350 miles per hour on the freeway, like his friend Pablo Sanchez.
Don't forget wiper juice.
Piston return springs though
Music is played through earphones, but Ethan can hear it outside. K.
Lars van Driel Same I didn't get it
It can happen. Trust me.
As in that's how loud the music is
Lars van Driel he can hear the spontaneous grunting
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Car Octane It's been a long time
yea who cares about the environment anyway - we have infinite realities, just ask my grandpa Rick!
the one from c-137?
Morty Smith has rick found his Szechuan sauce yet?
Mr chef yea during h3h3 podcast
Alternator, alternator fluid, turbo
*slaps air filter*
"it's from Japan."
"don't be racist."
Every 9 year old ever
@@mateom2108 literally.
Those one handed push ups!
dapz325 one hand pushups are easier than you think
[TECHNOLOGIC] bitch I can hardly do two handed push ups
TROSCOPE A lol.
[TECHNOLOGIC] thanks for reminding that i fucked up my arm yesterday...
He's putting all his weight on the tyre and jack you idiots.
"I'll be done in anywhere from 5 to 2 hours" I'm dying lmaooo
He said come in, in 15 minutes then said cya in 30 minutes.. 😂
Yeah, we saw the video as well
Open up?
@@ob9444 😭😭
"Gonna have to change that, you wanna do the pair. If you wanna do the pair, you're gonna have to do all four."
LMAO
Vegaspsycho Pretty much a must-say for all mechanics nowadays.
This type of mechanic I believe, is in every country.
RUclips's Juggernaut including England
Anthony Molina England is my city
Sammy No, just the Redcoats
Sammy honestly, sounds so much like a Kenyan mechanic I thought the guys would randomly break into Swahili
how to make yourself sound like a car guy : Keep calling every car as "She"
If you want to REALLY sound like a car guy, keep doing it repeatedly until it starts making people uncomfortable. Bonus points if you describe parts of the car in vaguely sexual language. Extra bonus points if you correct people who use the word "it".
You guys really need to do more skits like this. The cars you guys feature are great and all but throwing in some more skits would be awesome.
Guillermo Ramirez way more of this stuff already planned 😀
Alex Kersten please bring back two guys one car i would die to see more of it
Your Muffler Bearing is leaking... LOL
I don't know much about cars, chaching!
Albert S. Thanks! It's a lot of fun
(before anything, i want let you know that i have never worked in a car, so dont take my word for it). Now, I think you should at least give it a try. if it works, great, if it does not, now you know what your limits are
DONT change the springs yourself if you aint got the right equipment. Springs like breaks are security relevant parts. If the mechanics around you are morons, which i as mechanic myself truly believe, try to find someone you would trust, even if its a bit more of a drive to get there. There are a lot of stupid morons in my buiseness that try to f*** people. I hope you find a good mechanic in your area. Good luck and good drive
Sry for my english im from germany 😀
Christian Atwood look around sometimes you can find ppl who do it from the car community
Christian Atwood car community is everywhere l I'm sure you got some guys u can hit up in Germany for sure I didn't work on cars at all until I got my altima so far I've done it all myself but started off with RUclips videos and proper tools. Good luck tho with them springs 👌
I play this video in the guest lounge so it makes us look better.
I would've lost my shit if the guy would've broken the wind shield when he tapped it
Died when he said "Blinker fluid level is low, look at that, not even the right color"
Opening the Hood 'This is different' pointing the battery as Alternator and that box as Turbo got me xD
the box was actually the air filter :))
"Rusty's been established for 6 months"
That's some good pedigree
And first custommer too
Just missing the kwik fit overalls
The quality content i subbed for :')
Yesss! More to come :)
Yep, MOT booked in on Tuesday :)
Alex Kersten Better not to take Phil to 'rusty nuts' then..
HOOOOOLY SHIIIIIIIT
I think Rusty's is out of business looking at the poor reviews on FB ;)
"I will decloud the headlamps"
Spits on it..... 8:32
£10 for one tire to be polished and a broken mirror. Great deal.
Don't forget the now warped brake disc, it adds better friction and stopping power.
Blinker fluid level and muffler bearing...... well . Okay...?
Chrisfix reference ^^
Dave he did you piece of shit
Dave but he perfected them
That was very funny! Great to see you two back doing your stuff :)
Fezza you have 500 like well done
Trust me in India mechanics are way more worse than this.....
Pratik Bartakke good luck lmao
I am an indian and what you just said is bs, most likely you got ripped off by someone trying to make a quick buck lmao
Living in india is shit, it is like living in a fucking sewer system in india people shit where ever they want
They're OKAYYYYY
Everything thing in India is way worse than anything
6:33 Front wheel drive?😂
Has the gold lost it's color or has it just been replaced with silver?
i want an answer to this too
It's probably lost it's color due to rain damage. England rains a LOT.
It was cheap stuff
It has unfortunately lost its colour :'(
Alternator fluid check
Blinker fluid check
She’s warm
She’s happy now
My favorite part
This funny but as a technician I try to do the best by my customers they are our business they are our money they keep a roof over our head. All techs are deffinalty not like this tho
camshaft and crankshaft swapped around LOLOLOLOLOLOL XD I..... I just can't take it. XDXDXDXD
Yeah, the pistons are now looking out of the engine block xd
That guy plays the victim role pretty well .
dammit, he forgot the blinker fluid
Arthur Felipe no he didnt
how much hp is that bad boy putting to the front right wheel?
blueman24 Around 200hp LOL
Like 75
I’m gonna say probably around
YES
“It’s not your fault” like in Good Will Hunting I’m dead 😂
Just saw prior comment about wheel damage
A dealer here in NYC scraped my wheels on a rotation job
Doug B lol why would you go to a NYC dealership
I've watched this about 20 times and I'm still getting asphyxiated laughing laughing at this.
Alex is WAY too comfortable being in character for this one.
And I love it.
Imagine going to the mechanic and he smacks the car with a wrench as you arrive
You: *bring a Tesla Model S
Mechanic: So, there is a problem with the valves
You: *bewildered face....
And thus is why i rather fuck up my own rides at home and learn from my mistakes at home....now i wait for new headers and bench seat for my truck...😌 maybe by the holidays 😔😑
The Coronet Shop thus is why I didn't alter my car
Whatcha got?
“Nice Guy.”
…
“What a Moron!” 😂😂😂
This is hilarious! Speaking of shysters, I used to have a Celica GT-S and one time I took it to the Toyota dealership for a regular inspection. They gave me a massive list of things that needed replacing and said I may as well sell the car before it dies. I was quoted $2500. One of the things on the list was that my car apparently needed the auto trans fluid changed, but the car was standard! They charged me $150 for the inspection but all they really did was wash the car. I took it to a reliable mechanic and he couldn’t find anything wrong with the car! So I gave the dealership a lengthy 1 Star review on their Facebook page so everyone who visited the page would see that review on their home page for 2 years!
Nice you guys getting back to your roots and not and not another "10 things camry owners say at the dentist" video.
GTA5 gamertag?....tryhardnoob , just wandering
Alex went full on Jesse, from breaking bad !!! xD
Well done you've place "menage a trois" in the video 😂 😂 😂 As a french guy I had to play the video again to make sure I heard correctly 😅
I died when he just held his shoulder and just repeated, it’s not your fault
Wow I'm early also car throttle are my favourite channel
Édit: wow I am shook at how many likes this got. Thank you
LEMON1O59 ok
LEMON1O59 Mine too, except I'm late because the power wemt out in my village!
Edit: *went
Samuel Roberts Truck Town, Idaho isn't a village? Could've had me fooled.
LEMON1O59 favorite *
LEMON1O59 I
This is perfect representation of what's gonna happen at the workshop if I have to bring my RX-7 in. Pretty sure nobody has any idea what to do with a rotary and will either bullshit me or tell me to take the car and leave.
“I wanna feel my self going in there so I never wear gloves” 😂😂😂😂
Shit you say when they ask what sound Ur car be making:
The ting goes Skrrrat!
Pap pap ka ka ka!
Skidiki pap pap!
And a pu pu drrrr boom!
SKYAAA!
Du du ku ku tun tun!
Poom poom!
haha, I read that in Marty's and Moog's voices.
Vegaspsycho Marty and Moog? This is from Michael dapaah fire in the booth
JamZ gaming Perfect.
who?
Vegaspsycho he's a comedian if you want to watch it search MC Quakez fire in the booth
These guys are passionate about cars. I love the channel.
'Your big end is gone... and the cylinder head teslas are not very reliable'-mechanic
"OK put in on my tab"-clueless non car guy.
Even the lug nuts are backwards 😂
You forgot one thing to REPLACE! The Piston return springs! (I'm also a mechanic).
Great stuff guys, keep these videos coming!
Sure thing!
"See you next time!"
"No you won't."
Had me dying
*Why I'm Subscribed to Car Throttle*
LMAOOOO
This is one of the funniest automotive skits I ever watched!
Me and my friend who is a certified ASE tech with his own shop watched this after we got high on some nice OG kush and we were laughing for 30 minutes.
This dude deserves a TV show or atleast be a writer that is Ofcourse if he came up with it himself.
I’m from America,I stumbled on this channel because we searched for euro e36 M3 and we saw the video from this channel of how we got screwed cause the euro version was much better then the one we got in the states... I’m happy I found this channel,funny little guy in his lemon estoril blue m3
Taps the front window with his wrench. Thats too much😂
Blinker fluid level. . .
ChrisFix subscribers where you at??
Aye!
Here
This is by far the best car channel on RUclips! #swagon
I like how he literally 'grabbed a seat'
8:18 let’s just merge, _like a ménage à trois_ 😂
wait so in the UK you have to stay in the repair shop and wait until your car is fixed?
Depends. Before I started going to one guy I did have to. But my current guy has courtesy cars he'll give you to help you out.
Yeah all UK garages have a room with bunk beds for customers to stay while their car gets fixed! Lmao!
Alex never failed to piss me off, lolol. Good acting!
„they mixed up the camshaft and the crankshaft“ 😂
imagine how the fuck this would work
A muffler bearing was leaking
I'm dead 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The Good Will Hunting reference though 😂
Muffler bearing it remainds me to something
Gabri Sumbalumba chrisfixx maybe
"your blinker fluids kinda low" LMAOOOO
"I'm gonna fix that don't worry you'll have to pay first" LMAO
"I'll tell you what, pay me what you wanna pay me" this has happened to me so many times haha
Woah.. I would love to swap my Camshaft with my Crankshaft
Sebastian ///M and what about your crankshaft
"Alternator fluid", " camshaft and crankshaft were swapped around", "blinker fluid is empty, wrong color too" LMAO!!!!
I love this episode.so much. I watch it weekly. Love the bit where he makes him take his own chair to the waiting room and it's not your fault. Oh and the dancing with the impact drill. So many good bots
Do you remember where we are? You do know I can see you 😂😂
I'm literally crying! Muffler bearing? Alternator fluid???!!!
Navy seal..."cell phone chimes"....thats me mum
Wow the good old chrisfix joke MUFFLER BEARINGS
Pretty sure the joke is way older, older than youtube.
Rusty nuts 😂 I kept giggling at that. Im so immature lmao
9:54 you can tell this is scripted but they are so good when it comes to incidents like phones ringing. 😂
This is very common here in Germany, we have a chain of workshops called ATU, they do this for a living, scamming innocent people.
Customer: I don't know much about cars
Me: neither do I
Imagine driving up in a Nissan leaf and looks over it and says ‘engine needs replacing’
It literally rains in 80% of car throttle videos
dang his headphones were so loud that he could hear them from outside. I need some of those
I would totally prank a mechanic. Do a full inspection on the car, go in, say I don't know anything about cars or say I didn't have time to do it myself and let them lie to my face then call them out on their BS afterwards
Last!
Not likely.