How To Be A BMW Driver

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  • Опубликовано: 25 июл 2024
  • BMW drivers follow a strict code to make them superior beings. Here, for the first time, is an exclusive look at BMW's elite school of how to be a true BMW driver.
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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @dingdingdingdiiiiing
    @dingdingdingdiiiiing 5 лет назад +3909

    Based on what I've seen on the road, I'm sure there's also an advanced class.

    • @genghiskahn9233
      @genghiskahn9233 5 лет назад +36

      dingdingdingdiiiiing can confirm

    • @Face256
      @Face256 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂 Ap

    • @mckenzireed9252
      @mckenzireed9252 4 года назад +37

      That's if they buy the "assholes'r'us starter pack. 🤣

    • @pduhovic6184
      @pduhovic6184 3 года назад

      You Sir are a Genius 😂

    • @andrewtate568
      @andrewtate568 3 года назад +7

      That is for the pros that drive the M5s

  • @crawfordbrown75
    @crawfordbrown75 6 лет назад +2587

    As a bmw driver I can confirm I attended and passed this class.

    • @melkereriksson9175
      @melkereriksson9175 5 лет назад +95

      Well done clifford

    • @AndrewKonkey
      @AndrewKonkey 5 лет назад +10

      YOU ARE PART OF THE PROBLEM!

    • @jmorton3462
      @jmorton3462 5 лет назад +4

      Is there an actual exam though

    • @_richie96_37
      @_richie96_37 4 года назад

      @@gaboriloskity tudni magyar jól

    • @MrKobold22
      @MrKobold22 4 года назад +1

      @@melkereriksson9175 well he's CRAWford..

  • @waateb5262
    @waateb5262 4 года назад +205

    10:50 he say's "who is our enemy" and I get a mercedes ad

    • @Wowplajer
      @Wowplajer 3 года назад +3

      Well ofcourse, you guys in your bmw's never move out of the way

    • @Owdriger2017
      @Owdriger2017 2 года назад

      @@Wowplajer and aswell your Britney in their a class mercedes thinking they're at the top of the world is also a problem lol

  • @parkervarin
    @parkervarin 3 года назад +193

    Seriously thank you. My friend recently bought a BMW M3 and he had no clue how to drive it properly, so I sent him this. There needs to be more properly educational content like this.

    • @zahidhasan9040
      @zahidhasan9040 2 года назад +13

      It's wonderful that online contents are getting more and more educational and realistic these days.

  • @Misterlikeseverythin
    @Misterlikeseverythin 5 лет назад +6665

    Also, you cannot get overtaken. Being overtaken while driving a BMW is a sign of weakness.
    P.S. Speed limits are only suggestions for lesser vehicles.

    • @ducac-0457
      @ducac-0457 5 лет назад +28

      Bmw can only br overtaken by MERCEDES💪💪

    • @ducac-0457
      @ducac-0457 5 лет назад +15

      @Not a Russian Boi one time i was in a ferrari with a friend passing by at around 200km/h... Only to be overtakem by a Mercedes Slr

    • @jorgenmartensson6497
      @jorgenmartensson6497 5 лет назад +14

      @@ducac-0457 About all legit cars can go faster than 200kmh, bmw included

    • @technicalcrown2743
      @technicalcrown2743 5 лет назад +35

      @@ducac-0457 BMW M5 can blow the shit out of Mercedes

    • @vulpix9210
      @vulpix9210 5 лет назад +1

      what if i take over a BMW with less horses than my S13, are they automatically banned from driving their BMW?

  • @AKdsad100
    @AKdsad100 5 лет назад +3332

    If you you think your job is worthless, imagine that someone is putting an indicator part on a new BMW right now somewhere around the world...

    • @satyryczny797
      @satyryczny797 5 лет назад +108

      More worthles is this, that someone, somewhere on this earth, is repairing BMW indicator.

    • @Dirtyboxer1
      @Dirtyboxer1 5 лет назад +126

      @@satyryczny797 I don't see how that's possible. How would anyone know it's broken?

    • @Random12249
      @Random12249 5 лет назад +60

      wait, bmw's have indicators?

    • @VanquishMediaDE
      @VanquishMediaDE 5 лет назад +9

      @@Random12249 Blasphemy!

    • @tommillard4193
      @tommillard4193 4 года назад +5

      Knowing it will never be used

  • @superbpancakes4092
    @superbpancakes4092 5 лет назад +1649

    Even though this is comedy
    It’s pretty accurate
    Edit: it’s completely accurate

    • @garageqf
      @garageqf 5 лет назад +32

      as a BMW owner I can confirm, this is completely true.

    • @timfrolov7891
      @timfrolov7891 5 лет назад +15

      Dude you have a Mustang profile pic. Ho many kills?

    • @Windows98R
      @Windows98R 4 года назад +2

      Superb Pancakes There’s no denying it, I can confirm as a BMW driver as well

    • @toadfullya3558
      @toadfullya3558 4 года назад +1

      Tim Frolov it’s been a month and he didn’t reply, looks like he’s on a long streak

    • @erminbecic711
      @erminbecic711 4 года назад

      @@Windows98R im i bmw driver for about 15 years and i can say that this is stupid..

  • @velociforce
    @velociforce 5 лет назад +3727

    What’s meant to be funny about this?
    This is just a real life doccumentary.

  • @geekybench
    @geekybench 8 лет назад +14152

    All BMW drivers use indicators. It's just that the bulbs emit a light which the poor people can't see.

    •  8 лет назад +79

      +Mr.Rexxyy
      Haha!

    • @mipmipmipmipmip
      @mipmipmipmipmip 8 лет назад +157

      #CloseTheGap

    • @ilgiallo1985
      @ilgiallo1985 8 лет назад +22

      Ahahahahahahshahahahah

    • @Xilver_
      @Xilver_ 8 лет назад +11

      +Mr.Rexxyy lool

    • @JT4GM4K3R
      @JT4GM4K3R 8 лет назад +52

      +Mr.Rexxyy Now with a special glass that only let's in specialized BMW wavelengths.

  • @GhostSickness
    @GhostSickness 8 лет назад +6971

    As a BMW driver, I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.

    • @user-po6hn9id1t
      @user-po6hn9id1t 8 лет назад +70

      that swearing is VERY light for my standards...

    • @stephencagle999
      @stephencagle999 8 лет назад +5

      +ΑΡΗΣ ΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ lol that's a cuss word?

    • @user-po6hn9id1t
      @user-po6hn9id1t 8 лет назад +4

      Stephen Cagle I was saying about the beeped words in the video

    • @stephencagle999
      @stephencagle999 8 лет назад +3

      +ΑΡΗΣ ΚΟΡΝΑΡΑΚΗΣ oh. I thought you were talking about what that guy said Iol

    • @tinderinc
      @tinderinc 8 лет назад +23

      I drove a buddy's once on the highway and what can I say it makes you drive like a douche bag. Tail gating, speeding, short lane changes, no signalling, missing a mirror but who needs that. He for got to teach the pass and dip of the sun glasses with the death stare from satin.

  • @jnicolson865
    @jnicolson865 2 года назад +25

    I actually saw a BMW driver use their indicator a couple of days ago. They still changed lanes right in front of me without leaving much space, and I still had to brake quite hard, but nonetheless I was impressed. It was like that scene in 'Day of the Dead' when Bub uses a gun; "Oh my God; they're learning!"

  • @porschedude7687
    @porschedude7687 5 лет назад +3196

    "Here's a example of a good BMW Driver,"
    *shows a picture of Jeremy Clarkson*
    Edit: Ok, I'm not gonna be like "4 like omg tysm", But Holy Cow 2.1K likes! Thanks!
    Edit 2: Ok why are people arguing in the replies about racist Top Gear or Jeremy Corbyn? Those have nothing to do with this lmao

  • @Rear_Admiral522
    @Rear_Admiral522 8 лет назад +835

    As a BMW driver I would say he is not even exaggerating.

  • @Titan-gs6cf
    @Titan-gs6cf 8 лет назад +657

    If you drive a BMW X5, the goal is to take up 3 spots, not 2.

    • @KA467
      @KA467 8 лет назад +79

      4 spots and a disabled space of you're in an hippo (X6)

    • @straxwb
      @straxwb 8 лет назад +69

      Nah, disabled parkings are for Audi drivers, everybody knows that. You're in a Beemer.

    • @eniojaupaj5615
      @eniojaupaj5615 8 лет назад +13

      nah,the goal is to park over a car

    • @MrSupercar55
      @MrSupercar55 8 лет назад +5

      Four spaces is where it's really at.
      metrouk2.files.wordpress.com/2014/04/parking-car.jpg?w=748&h=561&crop=1

    • @straxwb
      @straxwb 8 лет назад +5

      MrSupercar55 That guy is promising. Too bad he's just too poor to afford an X6-M and has to stick to a Ram...he isn't worthy of being called Nigel.

  • @bimmeronline
    @bimmeronline Год назад +3

    As an owner of 2 E34s, an E39 and an E23 I take a refresher course every month.

  • @teqfreak
    @teqfreak 5 лет назад +119

    Thank you for this class. As a BMW driver i really want to get all the details right and improve myself as a BMW driver. This helps a lot.
    Many thanks!
    Nigel

    • @freezegod3861
      @freezegod3861 4 года назад

      @Dee Jay yes, of course they are, if you dont drive reckless with them they gonna break! No but on a more serious note, dont know where you are coming from, but we never had any problems with our BMWs.

    • @Jupiter__001_
      @Jupiter__001_ 4 года назад

      @Dee Jay Only in the US of A. In Europe BMW reliability is much better, except for the early X3s (which, incidentally, were manufactured in America).

  • @kylejohnson4921
    @kylejohnson4921 7 лет назад +836

    I lost it at "Gavin this is not Audi class"

    • @FuyukiSakura
      @FuyukiSakura 5 лет назад +11

      Something related to ladies probably?

    • @daniyalshariq968
      @daniyalshariq968 5 лет назад

      Lmao, same 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @bruperina
      @bruperina 5 лет назад +18

      They need a “How to be an Audi driver”

    • @AdvBrewery
      @AdvBrewery 5 лет назад

      Hilarious had me cracked up

    • @CanisoGaming
      @CanisoGaming 5 лет назад

      Lmao

  • @vitico123ful
    @vitico123ful 7 лет назад +831

    "Gavin, there are ladies present and this is NOT Audi class" lmfao!

  • @losandos8619
    @losandos8619 4 года назад +88

    2 things missing:
    loud music
    driving with angel eyes, no matter if it's day or night

    • @firecoockie1620
      @firecoockie1620 4 года назад +5

      Don't worry about driving with angel eyes. I got an BMW a week ago and the angel eyes are always on. Like you have to actually go through the bordcomputer to shut them of😂😂

    • @losandos8619
      @losandos8619 4 года назад +2

      Fire Coockie i know, but i mean driving with angel eyes but without the actual light, so it looks cooler :D

    • @carlmagnusson4951
      @carlmagnusson4951 3 года назад +7

      @@losandos8619 aka DRL=Daytime Running Lights. Angeleyes are always on no matter day/night. During night they're on but faded to not dazzle other drivers, in combination with lowbeam.

    • @losandos8619
      @losandos8619 3 года назад

      @@carlmagnusson4951 yeah i know, but a real BMW driver does not use any light but DRL, no matter what daytime it is

    • @carlmagnusson4951
      @carlmagnusson4951 3 года назад

      Yup, I drive an Audi and always use DRL. Also built own fog lights since no A6 have fog lights🤷‍♂️

  • @HotNoBeans
    @HotNoBeans 3 года назад +101

    The dislikes are form BMW drivers who “don’t think they are like this.“

    • @CoreyMack5000
      @CoreyMack5000 3 года назад +8

      Those dislikes are from people who use to date BMW drivers. BMW drivers know they’re like this. Ive been bone for 3 days. Ive watched so many videos on them, i ended up here, and I know I’m not alone.

  • @Lord_Deimos
    @Lord_Deimos 8 лет назад +3773

    We don't need a class, just buy a BMW and let nature take it's course.

    • @howdoieatyou3603
      @howdoieatyou3603 6 лет назад +45

      Tyrant no but for real though, I feel like the more I drive my 328xi the more true it gets. Oh well!

    • @connorfalcon7080
      @connorfalcon7080 6 лет назад +109

      Sometime I race people that didn't even know we were racing.. but I (usually) win 🖕

    • @Jonconji
      @Jonconji 6 лет назад +16

      Liam Nicholds i know lmao started driving like a good person straight out of driving school and instantly started becoming the “BMW driver ”

    • @armelinhol9456
      @armelinhol9456 6 лет назад +1

      Lool dude that’s so funny!

    • @FuyukiSakura
      @FuyukiSakura 5 лет назад +7

      I found myself needing this class after buying a BMW after a Toyota😂
      Following distance and blinkers does naturally come through. But not the language and parking skill@@

  • @theHedgehogPro
    @theHedgehogPro 5 лет назад +1326

    I love how this is a cross-contental truth. England, USA, Germany...

    • @yegorsmetiukhov6249
      @yegorsmetiukhov6249 5 лет назад +20

      HedgehogPro Tech and Poland

    • @gaboriloskity
      @gaboriloskity 5 лет назад +8

      @Tim M In Hungary too

    • @MrPaukann
      @MrPaukann 5 лет назад +41

      In Russia like 1/3 of BMW drivers are super arrogant women. They don't drive particularly fast, but they are total assholes and are incredibly stupid. Just today a BMW cut through 4 lanes, causing me to brake pretty hard and some other cars up to tyre squel, just to cut the "traffic jam" in front of a red light (all the cars go through the intersection after the light changes).

    • @brotheroftuxdan
      @brotheroftuxdan 5 лет назад +14

      @@MrPaukann dunno about the third being women, but can confirm bmw drivers in Russia are wankers. Funny how blinking the lights is 100% accurate. Sometimes you just wanna slam the brakes and teach those tailgating fucks a lesson or two.

    • @rangasmash0467
      @rangasmash0467 5 лет назад +3

      Mostly in Australia too.

  • @stephanalbrecht7889
    @stephanalbrecht7889 Год назад +14

    After all these years, this is still one of the best videos on entire RUclips 🎉😂

  • @killstacy8088
    @killstacy8088 3 года назад +176

    The only being superior to a BMW driver is the mechanic that keeps it running

  • @thatoneguy5903
    @thatoneguy5903 8 лет назад +1950

    When driving an M3,
    1. Never ever use blinkers
    2. Always ignore traffic laws
    3. When stuck in traffic, use the break down lane to heat that engine up
    4. Drive over the speed limit
    5. Tailgate
    6. Zoom past every single goddamn Volvo on the road
    7. Always be weary of the S60 Polestar (not package, but the real deal)
    8. Be a macho
    8.5. Always wear a suit
    9. You are better than everyone else
    10. "Because I have a BMW." should be the answer to every single question.

    • @tolgac9975
      @tolgac9975 8 лет назад +15

      no joke i do number 10 as an excuse for everything car relevant and non car relevant(Can get annoying or boring). also mostly 1 but i drive a BMW 116I

    • @Glenn7719
      @Glenn7719 8 лет назад +51

      A BMW 116I, is that even a car? it sounds like a peasants BMW.

    • @tolgac9975
      @tolgac9975 8 лет назад +22

      Still a BMW better than most cars

    • @Glenn7719
      @Glenn7719 8 лет назад +56

      Nah, not a true BMW owner, you're supposed to say ALL cars, not most.

    • @isthisnametaken978
      @isthisnametaken978 7 лет назад +1

      There are two number 8's. Which one should I follow?

  • @BossSfeedy
    @BossSfeedy 8 лет назад +725

    Meanwhile in Mustang class they're killing crowds

    • @estenneighbors1929
      @estenneighbors1929 8 лет назад +44

      +BossSfeedy as a mustang owner i can confirm this as true

    • @Tryhardninjaas
      @Tryhardninjaas 8 лет назад +54

      Don't be silly the class uses reusable dummies. It's only when you graduate they bring in the crowd.

    • @patchienow1597
      @patchienow1597 8 лет назад +14

      Don't forget poles

    • @estenneighbors1929
      @estenneighbors1929 8 лет назад +18

      you start off with small children and the elderly who can't move very well, then you graduate onto middle aged people and teenagers.

    • @unfound23
      @unfound23 8 лет назад

      If you mean krauts, your kind called us like that probably because they didn't knew it before coming to Germany....
      And to greet our American friends a little something to translate for you "Was ist der Unterschied zwischen einem Amerikaner und Joghurt, das Joghurt hat Kultur!"

  • @Benediximus
    @Benediximus 5 лет назад +416

    Well, I had a E Class Merc before getting a 3 series. In Merc, people respected me in the road and expected me to drive appropriately. But in BMW, people thinks that I would drive like a BMW driver here in this video. This created some difficulties. So after a week, I said "F*ck it" and started to drive like a true BMW driver does. My life is easier now. I don't press brakes just driving straight to the front car, just blinking, taking over at right in left turns. If that's what people are expecting from me then they will get it.

    • @witp7928
      @witp7928 4 года назад +1

      Uğur Demirkol what kind of difficulties?

    • @GuitarSolo1217
      @GuitarSolo1217 4 года назад +31

      Zachary Duquette people dont let you merge on highways for instance... because they think you are a prick in the bmw 😂😂 I can relate

    • @AYouTubeChannelwithNoName
      @AYouTubeChannelwithNoName 4 года назад +13

      There are friendly BMW drivers out there you know, like me :(

    • @griffin_kith6214
      @griffin_kith6214 4 года назад +11

      Mister_Zach_ people will cut you off nonstop in shitty Honda’s and Toyota’s because they know you’re going to stop as well

    • @allu2681
      @allu2681 4 года назад +3

      Get the mercedes back you normie!
      Idc what you drive but still mercedes would have been smarter

  • @FernieAriel
    @FernieAriel 4 года назад +42

    “Lesson 4: Indicators. What Indicators?”
    After that, he should’ve said “Ok, Lesson 5...”

  • @DenverJohnBradley
    @DenverJohnBradley 8 лет назад +223

    This little skit was quite good. He can be a new gen clarkson. xD

    • @bjakobs98
      @bjakobs98 8 лет назад +8

      Alex indeed can !

    • @logan2213
      @logan2213 8 лет назад

      +Patrick Star how dare you say that's wrong

    • @ernodios
      @ernodios 8 лет назад

      let's let both of them to be unique and keep our faith in humanity

  • @NomadJedi
    @NomadJedi 7 лет назад +477

    Having a BMW is such a safety measure. I'm not afraid to mess up and drive recklessly because everyone is already expecting it.

    • @murphy1832
      @murphy1832 5 лет назад +5

      Gon screen this

    • @rogueuniversities6866
      @rogueuniversities6866 2 года назад +1

      @@murphy1832 Do you English?

    • @murphy1832
      @murphy1832 2 года назад +2

      @@rogueuniversities6866 Do you have any hobbies besides replying to old ass comments?

    • @rogueuniversities6866
      @rogueuniversities6866 2 года назад

      @@murphy1832 I'm going to attempt to answer you despite your lack of English: Yes, I do have hobbies besides replying to old ass comments. I see you've not discovered an English tutor yet.

    • @captainjackparrotcjp2827
      @captainjackparrotcjp2827 Год назад

      @@rogueuniversities6866 still you make fun of his English, but you literally said "Do you English?"

  • @ZsomborZsombibi
    @ZsomborZsombibi 4 года назад +48

    First I thought it's a parody, but just realized that school must really exist.

  • @WarlordRising
    @WarlordRising 4 года назад +50

    When you see a BMW in a merging lane about 200 feet behind you going 4x the speed limit: "Here we go again."

  • @Charles-nu4si
    @Charles-nu4si 5 лет назад +3193

    “This is not Audi class”
    I’m dying.

  • @EngineeringExplained
    @EngineeringExplained 8 лет назад +2096

    Ethan is my spirit animal. Always hated on by the bros. Stay strong Ethan!

  • @vincentproductions8963
    @vincentproductions8963 4 года назад +35

    To BMW Drivers, the road is always empty, they only see other BMW Drivers, we peasants are invisible to them.

  • @Unsalted375
    @Unsalted375 Год назад +34

    "That ladies and gentlemen is a 330ci, he's in the ranks, couldn't afford an M3, probably don't want to be his friend" lmfao

    • @domegrobnik74
      @domegrobnik74 Год назад +2

      My question is...who can afford m3? I barely could afford my e46 318ci which is like 8x cheaper than m3, and let's not talk about fuel consumption...

  • @eliteiel9747
    @eliteiel9747 6 лет назад +757

    I drive a BMW and I can confirm that this video is almost accurate. I live in Germany and i have to use my right hand for the steering wheel and mostly my left for the middlefinger.

    • @zdengvox
      @zdengvox 5 лет назад +59

      I guess that's the point of automatic transmissions in newer BMWs. You can hold a wheel and point a middle finger WHILE overtaking.

    • @Pugnare-et-vincere
      @Pugnare-et-vincere 5 лет назад +17

      @@jerichamesclammay3107 I am also German and a BMW driver and I can confirm this 100%. Speeding bye with 260 km/h on the Autobahn while coursing at those slow ass bitches who drive with 140 km/h on the overtaking lane, god how I hate them😂

    • @jerichamesclammay3107
      @jerichamesclammay3107 5 лет назад +5

      @@Pugnare-et-vincere the autobahn has corrupted you.

    • @tomfischer3210
      @tomfischer3210 5 лет назад +2

      Luke Dearey better shut up. You lil twat

    • @frenkie6446
      @frenkie6446 5 лет назад +1

      @@Pugnare-et-vincere i am dutch, when i am in germany on the autobahn i drive max speed

  • @reluctant4116
    @reluctant4116 5 лет назад +2140

    In germany BMW drivers are either aggressive businessmen, you can recognize them by their obviously expensive new models...
    But the older models.... Oh God.
    120hp 316ti with straight pipes and -3° camber, 5mm ride height, blasting bad rap music, typically driven by 19 y/o "gangsters".

    • @elvispresley5643
      @elvispresley5643 5 лет назад +99

      I love the bmw engines, but not so much the cars and definitely not the drivers

    • @emanuel1281
      @emanuel1281 5 лет назад +69

      Or its a dude who actually is from mafia

    • @Tore_Lund
      @Tore_Lund 5 лет назад +43

      Negative camber is the stupidest thing since parking tickets.

    • @IntellectualHazard
      @IntellectualHazard 5 лет назад +6

      You're talking about yourself aren't you

    • @FeZerret
      @FeZerret 5 лет назад +51

      And mainly turks drive 3/5 series BMWs

  • @tom_kearley
    @tom_kearley 4 года назад +101

    Was this supposed to be a comedy sketch??
    Because it is like a documentary

    • @el3v4t0r5
      @el3v4t0r5 4 года назад

      TOMK 05 just liked bc of profile pic haha

  • @salomiabogdan6163
    @salomiabogdan6163 4 года назад +19

    As a BMW driver I agree!This is 100% accurate!Wish I saw this before,sadly I had to learn everything on my own.

  • @TuddecBMW
    @TuddecBMW 8 лет назад +1583

    I'm shocked at how accurately this represents my driving behavior.

    • @OK-bg8wr
      @OK-bg8wr 8 лет назад +40

      Im proud of how Ive done all that even before I watched this video :-)

    • @OK-bg8wr
      @OK-bg8wr 8 лет назад +7

      ***** Driving superior cars :D

    • @Baerzilla
      @Baerzilla 8 лет назад +15

      One can always improve on some Little things, so pay attention to class. :D

    • @sajinsanand
      @sajinsanand 8 лет назад +18

      I am surprised as this behaviour come by default when you become a BMW driver.... Cant believe that I am one of them

    • @OK-bg8wr
      @OK-bg8wr 8 лет назад +3

      Sajin S Anand Hahaha thats right :D

  • @vicesat
    @vicesat 8 лет назад +1547

    You deserve to be on Top Gear, not Chris Evans.

  • @grtbgf
    @grtbgf 2 года назад +6

    A few days ago a woman smoking a cigarette in a Dacia overtook me, and the car in front of me I was merciful to. It was in a village while i was driving slowly because i was following that old car. I have to admit, i got so triggered i swore on my bavarian gods that i will overtook that Dacia while driving as fast as i can. I gave him a few minutes of headstart, waited until we got out of the village, and finally cought up with him and overtook him at 170 kp/h, then stared at his puny soul through my rear view mirror. Gotta say, my bmw soul was finally at peace. I knew i wouldn't have slept that night if I hand't passed him.

  • @motorworld2513
    @motorworld2513 5 лет назад +516

    How to be a Skoda driver: drive as slow as legally possible

    • @jackdaniels3873
      @jackdaniels3873 5 лет назад +2

      likes this comment

    • @nicorosbergf1fan783
      @nicorosbergf1fan783 5 лет назад +53

      I don't agree with you. Last time I was on the Autobahn I was doing around 170 to 180 kph in an X3, but in the left lane there were so many Octavias doing at least 220 or something. Those VRS estates seem to be some kind of little sleepers.
      I know, I am a disgrace to BMW drivers, but I am more of a Mercedes guy anyway :P

    • @BWPT.
      @BWPT. 5 лет назад +6

      You see this is why you get wankers in Audis and BMWs always trying to take you on 30MPH roads, I had a Skoda and didn't drive it slow, you would get people assuming you were driving slow because you are driving a Skoda. Was always fun to dump the clutch and leave them standing at the lights too. :D Skodas are technically VWs now anyway, just cheaper and a lot more pensioners seem to drive them.

    • @vulpix9210
      @vulpix9210 5 лет назад +10

      you mean prius???

    • @motorworld2513
      @motorworld2513 5 лет назад +3

      Vulpix Don’t diss the Priuss, it’s a stealthy, sexy beast.

  • @patriks.590
    @patriks.590 5 лет назад +423

    I just got my first BMW and I wasn't sure if I drive correctly. Thanks for the video

    • @lovrocosic5180
      @lovrocosic5180 4 года назад +1

      @Dee Jay youtube expert, thanks

    • @timmiekat6072
      @timmiekat6072 4 года назад +1

      @Dee Jay mate it's not as bad as many people claim im European so maybe it's different in America and you have to get yearly check ups on your car here and they often last hundreds of thousands of miles without major issues

    • @SpitfireFortyFour
      @SpitfireFortyFour 4 года назад

      @@timmiekat6072 Regardless of the yearly MOT or equivalent BMWs still fall apart within 100k.

    • @timmiekat6072
      @timmiekat6072 4 года назад

      @@SpitfireFortyFour no of you buy a complicated.car with a lot of tech and drive it hard that's going to break it sure making maintenance higher in some cases but the cars driving around here hold.up well BMW is not know for doing reliable or unreliable in particular as most German cars

    • @AlfahrezyRF_89
      @AlfahrezyRF_89 3 года назад

      Youre my enemyyy,,,,, when i see u im not gonna use any indicators and overtake you hard 😂

  • @DTCJimmy
    @DTCJimmy 7 лет назад +685

    i lost my shit at 1:10 "Do we look like a bunch of cunts"

  • @neildempster2827
    @neildempster2827 2 года назад +7

    Love how he's givin everyone the bird when they walk in the room. 😂

  • @huwjones5879
    @huwjones5879 3 года назад +3

    A couple of points you missed:
    When parking your BMW don't forget to use a Blue Bay for disabled drivers if available.
    Drive with the drivers window open on a hot day even though you have AC so everyone can see your huge ostentatious 'designer' watch.

  • @ianlai7964
    @ianlai7964 8 лет назад +378

    'Pretend you're the hair dresser in the MX5' Said the hair dresser in the MX5

    • @ZZZxRv
      @ZZZxRv 8 лет назад +1

      +Pittiplatsch he knows you know?!

    • @ZZZxRv
      @ZZZxRv 8 лет назад +2

      ***** You know you don't know that he doesn't know that he knows?!

    • @seimolddickhead5552
      @seimolddickhead5552 8 лет назад

      +Darude - Sandstorm all I know is shut up

    • @ZZZxRv
      @ZZZxRv 8 лет назад +1

      Alexandre Poirier bmw driverstorm

    • @tachysphex4095
      @tachysphex4095 8 лет назад +9

      Darude - Sandstorm
      Du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du du

  • @GERstarBROT
    @GERstarBROT 7 лет назад +622

    As a BMW Driver, I can see that i've got a lot to learn.

  • @iceteafan56
    @iceteafan56 4 года назад +4

    Thank you, just got an BMW and always wondered.
    Im even such a good driver that the police already awarded me with an extra point for my driving skills.

    • @eriksvensson2098
      @eriksvensson2098 4 года назад +2

      Good God only one extra point for your driving?! When the cops came to congratulate me on my driving skills they said that my driver's license would be hung up and framed at their office.

  • @asad4310
    @asad4310 4 года назад +5

    Love this video keep coming back after years. Would love to see a Mercedes school or a prius school and this video is absolutely gold marks when youtube had read content

  • @mikhaelsundin1798
    @mikhaelsundin1798 7 лет назад +1075

    I have a bmw e90 330 nd and as bmw driver I approve of this video and garantee u this is true

    • @bsg2621
      @bsg2621 7 лет назад +37

      I have a bmw 335i e92 coupe :D it really does change your character.

    • @emirkadric7314
      @emirkadric7314 7 лет назад +4

      miguelito starz 320d e90 :D

    • @bsg2621
      @bsg2621 7 лет назад +18

      Jacob J Your prius does too

    • @veronicaarevalo5213
      @veronicaarevalo5213 7 лет назад +6

      BMW 330i!!!! I also approve this video lol !!!! Love my BMW !!!!

    • @spengmeister1239
      @spengmeister1239 7 лет назад

      miguelito starz BMW 540 i and x5

  • @guerschonnoel1
    @guerschonnoel1 6 лет назад +253

    You forgot to mention that you always have the right of way, no matter what.

    • @Mr365097
      @Mr365097 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah, coz you run out of blinker fluid.

    • @floriankraft2553
      @floriankraft2553 5 лет назад +1

      You talk about mercedes...

  • @silenceinmyhead3419
    @silenceinmyhead3419 4 года назад +9

    As BMW owners we really need our own highways exclusively for BWW drivers so we can be happy forever n ever.

  • @akaPugMom
    @akaPugMom 4 года назад +7

    OMG their “bluetooths!” 🤣 I’m dying.

  • @axxdrian
    @axxdrian 8 лет назад +196

    I've watched that Top Gear episode where Clarkson shows Hammond how to properly dress when driving a BMW lmao

    • @brandonherrera2891
      @brandonherrera2891 8 лет назад +4

      +Adrn Ncos Lol I have to see that

    • @satriosukarnoatmosudirjo9722
      @satriosukarnoatmosudirjo9722 8 лет назад +5

      I saw that too lol miss the old top gear

    • @CATPLAYING
      @CATPLAYING 8 лет назад +1

      +Adrn Ncso what episode is that?

    • @axxdrian
      @axxdrian 8 лет назад +10

      Series 10 Episode 10, It's the M3, RS4 & C63 shootout

    • @ernodios
      @ernodios 8 лет назад +2

      +Adrn Ncso best episode ever along with the Ferrari/Pagani/Ford one

  • @trhacje_m2187
    @trhacje_m2187 5 лет назад +506

    The Lesson 5: How to park is incorrect - you always park as close as possible - in the front of the building, near entrance, on the yellow stripes is the best...
    I didn't buy a BMW to walk around and get hit by some clunker

    • @BWPT.
      @BWPT. 5 лет назад +5

      Aim it in the general direction of parking bay

    • @MowerModdin
      @MowerModdin 4 года назад +12

      If you see "Fire Lane" that's just a synonym for "VIP Parking"

    • @sheva4ever1
      @sheva4ever1 4 года назад +5

      wheelchair symbol FTW

    • @kenny-hp2kx
      @kenny-hp2kx 4 года назад +2

      This guy is my favourite bmw driver!

    • @bananasir
      @bananasir 4 года назад +5

      That's an advanced lesson for BMW drivers which you can take after finishing this class first

  • @LeHDawg
    @LeHDawg 3 года назад +2

    I recently bought myself a BMW 3 series and this video was the first thing I saw on my RUclips, Thank you for extremely important formation

  • @sotiriospapastergiopoulos8582
    @sotiriospapastergiopoulos8582 3 года назад +7

    I've learned more things by alex than any teacher at my 10 years of going to school

  • @randy438
    @randy438 8 лет назад +165

    I drive a BMW and this is true, assholes... Now I'm late for my meetings

    • @JohnyFilms20
      @JohnyFilms20 8 лет назад +11

      We are superior beings, you know?

    • @randy438
      @randy438 8 лет назад +17

      CynicMuzik indeed we are, Nigel

    • @hellknightf1
      @hellknightf1 8 лет назад +3

      +Mike Hunt don't mind me im just in the way

    • @julianarjah1175
      @julianarjah1175 8 лет назад

      +Mike Hunt fuck bmw drivers and their cars

    • @itsDanielOfc
      @itsDanielOfc 8 лет назад +3

      Get out of the fucking way, Nigel

  • @semireality
    @semireality 6 лет назад +768

    WiFi Password: TAILGATE

    • @stephenrochester6309
      @stephenrochester6309 5 лет назад

      Semi Reality great observation skills

    • @DzeDavis
      @DzeDavis 5 лет назад +7

      audi drivers are the tailgating master tho

    • @waterskijake
      @waterskijake 5 лет назад

      Ethan M it’s both in the US

    • @need4spe3dBeast
      @need4spe3dBeast 5 лет назад

      Password incorrect

    • @alvachan88
      @alvachan88 4 года назад

      @@etekweb
      Where i am from, tailing simply means following while trying to not get spotted.

  • @tayloryoder7399
    @tayloryoder7399 3 года назад +8

    I was with some friends recently when we saw a BMW parked in the "correct" manner. He thought no one could park next to him. He was wrong.

  • @gystav0
    @gystav0 4 года назад +21

    All BMW driver's same in all countries. XD Thanks for the advices.

  • @redcartiers
    @redcartiers 7 лет назад +1669

    What's the difference between a porcupine and a BMW?
    The pricks are on the inside.

  • @iantownsend5480
    @iantownsend5480 8 лет назад +162

    I'll shall drive my Bmw with pride tomorrow LOL

    • @DG_427
      @DG_427 8 лет назад +1

      +Mario Only e30. ;)

    • @DG_427
      @DG_427 8 лет назад +1

      Mario Noo, I'm more into japanese cars, but e30 looks really nice imo.

    • @hrtbrkkids
      @hrtbrkkids 8 лет назад +2

      Remember, we are superior beings. Lol

    • @lisalouisekeen4191
      @lisalouisekeen4191 8 лет назад +1

      hmmm. I have become this since owning a BMW. :-)

    • @wetlettuce4768
      @wetlettuce4768 8 лет назад +1

      +Ian Townsend I will keep out of your way my good sir.
      -Lesser Volvo peasant.

  • @HappyDude1
    @HappyDude1 3 года назад +11

    You forget the most important thing. In any conversation you have to tell people you have a bmw. People need to know 😁
    And Im going to put all these lessons into practice now that i have a bmw M2.
    See what i did there 😉

  • @elijahbell1717
    @elijahbell1717 Год назад +1

    By far one of the best car throttle videos

  • @QKanoni
    @QKanoni 8 лет назад +398

    Up Next:
    How to be an Audi driver.

    • @victorragnarsson2828
      @victorragnarsson2828 8 лет назад +25

      How to be a miata owner*

    • @mushypasta7425
      @mushypasta7425 8 лет назад +1

      Toyota, Cadillac, and Kia drivers are also pretty shit.

    • @Trenhc
      @Trenhc 8 лет назад +1

      +Giddy Gamer you forgot Mercedes drivers

    • @CODR0B
      @CODR0B 8 лет назад +5

      +Kim Jung un "How to be a miata owner*" thats called gay porn and that already exists

    • @Masa6x
      @Masa6x 8 лет назад +1

      +Adam Thomas How to be a Prius driver?

  • @RocketElectronicMusic
    @RocketElectronicMusic 7 лет назад +459

    wifi:BMWSCHOOL
    Pass:Tailgate
    lost it..

  • @madhurkumarsharma1732
    @madhurkumarsharma1732 3 года назад +2

    passed the test with flying colors, destroyed our enemy Audi q3 by performing golden manoeuvres, blinking and passing with a nice one foot gap with no indicators or whatsoever >>

  • @DickiMonster
    @DickiMonster 4 года назад +5

    “Have you seen Gavin? English blood”
    “GAVIN”

  • @TGIJustin
    @TGIJustin 8 лет назад +406

    Took me nearly the entire video to realise that they're not actually wearing Bluetooth headsets...

    • @AceITH007
      @AceITH007 8 лет назад +13

      Lol I didn't even notice

    • @JacobSpam
      @JacobSpam 8 лет назад +62

      +AceITH007 They are wearing pipe cleaners lol

    • @ZirJohn
      @ZirJohn 8 лет назад +1

      +Jacob Salty hahahaha u didn't even notice

    • @TGIJustin
      @TGIJustin 8 лет назад +1

      ***** I was like, wait what xD

    • @labombaromba
      @labombaromba 8 лет назад +3

      +TGI J 5:35

  • @alexthompson5172
    @alexthompson5172 8 лет назад +239

    i can't imagine what audi classes would be like then :P

    • @zman360auz
      @zman360auz 8 лет назад +19

      That needs to be the next video

    • @young9534
      @young9534 8 лет назад +29

      +Alexander Thompson Audi and Mercedes drivers are not nearly as douchey as BMW drivers.

    • @Valtra103
      @Valtra103 8 лет назад +2

      +young 95 Can't wait till i get my BMW. Since I can't be douchey in another car.

    • @calebpotter3055
      @calebpotter3055 8 лет назад +5

      +young 95 audi drivers are mustang drivers.

    • @young9534
      @young9534 8 лет назад +5

      Caleb Potter Nah. Mustang drivers are in a class of their own. I've seen the videos.

  • @Giuseppe-ew8rx
    @Giuseppe-ew8rx 4 года назад +9

    Here is a perfect bmw driver!
    (Shows a picture of Jezza)
    Me: I want them baaaack😭😭😭

  • @vincentrowe4116
    @vincentrowe4116 4 года назад +4

    Most entertaining thing I've seen in a very long time... 😂

  • @EriComicuDesu
    @EriComicuDesu 8 лет назад +256

    #CloseTheGap

    • @Ghrostillo
      @Ghrostillo 8 лет назад +17

      If you see a gap, close it! There's NASCAR for a reason, fuck the ovals, the road is straight, just get that sweet slipstream and pretend that you are tapping the ass of the car in front like a real master. Drive those highways like a boss so everyone goes out of the way as soon as they see your swag coming for their souls xD

    • @EriComicuDesu
      @EriComicuDesu 8 лет назад +2

      felpel102 Comment of the month right here XD

    • @alastairwood7277
      @alastairwood7277 8 лет назад

      +felpel102 hahaha

  • @miloa.2684
    @miloa.2684 7 лет назад +37

    Surprisingly this is accurate as many BMW drivers have done this to me as I drive in my BMW doing this to them...

  • @juanmartinbarozzi887
    @juanmartinbarozzi887 4 года назад +2

    Somehow once a month I end up coming to this video again

  • @notoriousmaddox4105
    @notoriousmaddox4105 3 года назад +3

    I’ve watched this at least four times and it’s still hilarious😂

  • @m.slaneytruckstyling
    @m.slaneytruckstyling 5 лет назад +813

    The most important part to a bmw driver
    Start - 9:33. End - 9:36

    • @wavey_hus7950
      @wavey_hus7950 4 года назад +6

      _Scanidaf_ no you’re wrong

    • @driver3272
      @driver3272 4 года назад

      NEXTER KO how is a true documentary

    • @hazaltiger5601
      @hazaltiger5601 4 года назад

      True hahahahahah😂😂😂😂👌👌👌

    • @chongxina237
      @chongxina237 4 года назад

      In asia bmw park correctly lol they don't take 2 space

  • @Drives31forhalo
    @Drives31forhalo 8 лет назад +94

    I feel like you're forced to go through this class before you're allowed to buy a BMW

    • @fallencommaner
      @fallencommaner 8 лет назад +9

      +The Evenger Yes, it is a mandatory class with a test at the end.

    • @misterchips358
      @misterchips358 8 лет назад +18

      If you fail, they won't sell you one and you will be taken out of the dealership with some "fuck off's" of the graduates

    • @edgarterrenal8414
      @edgarterrenal8414 2 года назад

      Confirmed, even when I was just considering taking an 850 GS I was still forced to attend

  • @f99o46
    @f99o46 3 года назад +7

    I confess, I’m a recovering BMW driver, but since selling mine other BMW drivers are now trying to run me off the road

  • @joshikun7177
    @joshikun7177 2 года назад

    I recently got a 2008 BMW 318i touring and I absolutely love it, this video was a very good educational video.

  • @slavic_nibba572
    @slavic_nibba572 6 лет назад +384

    The real way to park a bmw
    2wd=two soaces required
    4wd (x-drive)=four spaces required

    • @KingBalisong
      @KingBalisong 5 лет назад +18

      Soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soacea soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces soaces

    • @colonelyungblonsk7730
      @colonelyungblonsk7730 4 месяца назад

      And then the bmw driver gets socked in the face,

  • @xXwufeiXx
    @xXwufeiXx 5 лет назад +212

    i swear if i ever become a BMW driver il use some of this lessons .

    • @vincentproductions8963
      @vincentproductions8963 4 года назад +34

      No need, ass soon as you buy one, you become a Pro.

    • @Petrik_33
      @Petrik_33 4 года назад +3

      @Dee Jay you are really stupid

    • @laurik5401
      @laurik5401 4 года назад

      Dee Jay lmao what the fuck

    • @cecodroga4226
      @cecodroga4226 4 года назад +1

      not some, everything :)

    • @thelegendaryredx7710
      @thelegendaryredx7710 3 года назад +1

      K Man OK Ricky Martin wtf are you driving cause last time I checked not all bmws are unreliable

  • @YoungCarWiz
    @YoungCarWiz 4 года назад +6

    This is like my favorite video in RUclips 😂

  • @minecentral5381
    @minecentral5381 4 года назад

    This was the first car throttle video I saw and I’m now watching it again

  • @lehlohonolomofula
    @lehlohonolomofula 5 лет назад +309

    Just got my BMW 335i M Sport
    taking notes

    • @jackmatt1022
      @jackmatt1022 5 лет назад +23

      Welcome to the club 😎

    • @vsabadazh
      @vsabadazh 5 лет назад +29

      Congrats, bud. Have you already chosen your new name?

    • @alisioardiona727
      @alisioardiona727 5 лет назад +6

      Are you planning to tune it ?

    • @toadfullya3558
      @toadfullya3558 4 года назад +1

      Daan Made in Holland you wouldn’t want him to be your friend

    • @princekelvin6476
      @princekelvin6476 4 года назад +4

      Dee Jay because he can do wtf he want with his OWN money lol

  • @spicymeme9291
    @spicymeme9291 7 лет назад +272

    How to be BMW driver:
    Kill your indicator.

  • @puregraphite
    @puregraphite 4 года назад

    Excellent and insightful documentary.

  • @westRtype
    @westRtype 2 года назад

    Haha brilliant 😂 just bought my 1st BMW this class has helped me a lot. Thanks 👍

  • @darkz4747
    @darkz4747 8 лет назад +75

    2:29 look at the reflection on his glasses, the room is empty xD

    • @TassieLorenzo
      @TassieLorenzo 8 лет назад +7

      +D4rk Spyro Good detective work!

    • @kingheidfeld789
      @kingheidfeld789 8 лет назад +5

      You sir are a legend. How in God's name have you noticed that?

    • @ekoewicaksono
      @ekoewicaksono 8 лет назад +1

      dat outdoor reflective sunglasses works r8 lol

    • @Lumptious47
      @Lumptious47 8 лет назад

      oh my goodd

    • @JasonBuchina
      @JasonBuchina 8 лет назад

      I also noticed that

  • @emanueljj7355
    @emanueljj7355 5 лет назад +563

    The problem at bmw drivers is that they forget to put blinker fluid

  • @ok-jw8px
    @ok-jw8px 2 года назад +1

    As a just-passed BMW driver I needed this. I was too used to driving according to the highway code and using my indicators.

  • @DeepGamingAI
    @DeepGamingAI 4 года назад +1

    My first BMW (330i) on the way! Should be delivered in couple of weeks. Need to be prepared before it arrives, thanks for this valuable educational video 👍

  • @Av-ks8uc
    @Av-ks8uc 6 лет назад +16

    3:27
    *dude swears*
    "This is not an Audi class"
    I relate 100%

  • @ianexcalibur7096
    @ianexcalibur7096 8 лет назад +58

    BMW drivers are arrogant along with Mercs and Range Rovers.....Then you get Supercar drivers who spend a lot more money on their cars and yet behave normal.....What's that all about?

    • @dunndudebemelol
      @dunndudebemelol 8 лет назад +2

      +Ian Excalibur No need to try to show off

    • @gmansplit
      @gmansplit 8 лет назад +1

      +Ian Excalibur The only BMW that is a supercar is the i8, and the only supercar Mercs are the GTS, SLS, and SLR. And there are no supercar land rovers.

    • @robertbidochon7949
      @robertbidochon7949 8 лет назад

      +gmansplit SVRs are super SUVs :p

    • @gmansplit
      @gmansplit 8 лет назад

      Eat The Rich Not super cars though, not super fast and small and light.

    • @robertbidochon7949
      @robertbidochon7949 8 лет назад

      gmansplit
      You need all sort of vehicles for all sort of demands. Some people love very fast and heavy vehicles (BMW M5, Jeep Grand Cherokee SRT8...) others wants them light and nimble (Mazda MX-5, Lotus Elise....)

  • @bobrovi4
    @bobrovi4 4 года назад

    What a great educational video. Thank you.

  • @MiniMan68
    @MiniMan68 3 года назад

    Very helpful thanks.