Everyone talks about the HE lore but how about the editor’s lore? “I killed people”, “I saw death”, “I take morphine”, etc. There is _clearly_ a fascinating story going on.
@@randomamerican5065 he also says "I have no friend" and has difficulty dealing with random shifts at work, being made to go to America for a month out of nowhere. No wonder he tells us to make daily commute more comfortable, and visit places like Norwich and York.
It's interesting that HE was jailed right after Britain abolished slavery. We already know HE did something questionable in Argentina between 1976 and 1983.
@@yadinejoe12And considering that Reagan was antisemitic in He's timeline, it makes sense for Him to have been convicted for going after Germans in Argentina
Same. With the new Napoleon movie coming out (there is nothing we can do), we need a video specifically on a mistranslated timeline of the French Revolution and the Napoleonic Wars. Lots of content in that area for HE to appear just like in the world war videos. I think a video on the French Revolutionary and Napoleonic Wars done in the style of the world wars would be amazing. It would be amazing. THERE IS NOTHING HE CANNOT DO! HE has played this game before
@@ying2109if that was the goal we did a shit job of it, especially considering the north America wasn't that populated and like 90% of the natives died from diseases rather than anything else.
I’m late but more LORE 0:39 HE returned to the Napoleonic Wars 1:17 I take morphine (1:30 I wonder who won this) 1:53 HE became the last player of Borussia 1:58 HE took the ships of the Danish fleet 2:26 HE took the floor. 5:07 I told HIM about the last battle that took place in Yogkarta and Sukarta 5:47 HE defended the rights and freedom of the Cherokee in the Supreme Court 6:06 HE became a prisoner under British law 7:31 The grandfather meets Perseus and tells THE KING why. 7:37 HE is considered the leader of the Bahá’u’lláh and the founder of the Bahá’i Faith 7:49 HIS recovery was called the Great Depression 9:01 IT can be found in the communist language 11:18 In 1878, HE travelled around the world 12:18 YOU can see yellow and blue shirts 14:44 I still use the electrics chair (“I” seems to be having a rough time..) 14:55 I saw in the box 15:20 What is YOUR name? 15:49 In 1893, HIS life ended in a violent attack 16:04 I also saw the Zeppelin LZ 16:39 HE invaded the lands of China and took the fields
remember how in the Roman Empire video, "I" introduced himself as Justin and said: "My name is Justin, Matt." This means that when we hear someone say "What is your name?" we could be hearing this dude called Matt ask "I" what his name is.
Excellent! Now we need a mistranslated video dedicated specifically to just the French Revolution and Napoleonic Wars. Lots of fascinating and crazy stuff to be even crazier in one specific timeline like the World War videos
The Life of He. In 555 BC, He was in front of the enemy, thankfully, He survived. From 447 BC and before, this forum has been announced 3 times during His career. In 439 BC, He asked an unknown figure, “Who is the king of wisdom?” We also learn in 439 BC that He hates the Nazi army, confusing many as they don’t know what a “Nazi” is, He returns home after 21 days. In 337 BC, we learn that He is the first player, beginning his first of three playthroughs. In 238 BC, He took Sardinia and Corsica to Rome, after Ardeo, He is taken to Rome for protection during the Illyrian War, 40 years later, He established the provinces and cities of Spain, another 100 years later, He and King Bogolius kill thousands of Cumbrian soldiers and civilians. In 14 AD, He dies on Friday. In 49 AD, He gets married for the first time, marrying Claudius Agrippina, the youngest daughter of Germanicus, 5 years later, He is assassinated by King Claudius Nero. In 117 AD, when the Romans captured the city of Rodum, He killed many people, over 100 years after not hearing about He, He killed Archon Heliogabalus and capturs Severus, after 50 years on the run, in 275 AD, He is killed by Priest Aurelian. In 456 AD when the Roman Civil War began, He’s grandfather, Rissimo and Marino, were forced to leave Rome. In 634 AD, He, after many years, turns his back on the island and fled for the old town of Rasdon. In 1018 AD, we learn that He’s official name is Bulgarian. He then goes silent for the next 785 years… ↓ Until in 1803, He returned to fight in the Napoleonic wars, in 1907, He takes a short break from the military to play a nice game of soccer/football, He becomes the last player of Borussia, but not even a year later, He goes to Copenhagen and steals several ships. In 1810, He takes the floor, becoming a celebrity of his time. In 1830, He learns about the horrible battles that took place in Yogkarta and Surkarta, but He does not really care. In 1831, He defends the freedoms and rights of the Cherokee in front of the Supreme Court, three years later, in accordance with British law, He is sent to prison for unknown reasons. Another decade later, in 1844, He becomes the leader of Baháʼu'lláh and is considered the founder of Baháʼí Faith, later in 1844, He recovers, this event is known as “The Great Depression.” He is not heard from for another 23 years, until in 1867, He travels the world. In ̶1̶8̶9̶7̶ 1893, He is killed in a violent attack, but just seven years later, He returns and launches an invasion of the eight lands of China and takes all of the fields, this will become known as “The China Field Incident” another 14 years later, specifically ↓ On July 24th, 1914, the Austro-Hungarian government sent He to Serbia, He refused this order, and supported the Serbians in the fight against Austria-Hungary. He is later seen in Charleroi, however does not fight either side in the city. On September 3rd, 1914, He was killed in the battle of Lava, Austria-Hungary, but just 6 days later, He attacked Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger, leaving many to believe the death of He was Austro-Hungarian propaganda. He is later recruited to the Ottoman Empire, fighting in the battle of Chatur, however his achievements are overshadowed by Lam’s triumphant victory, and He is left behind. He later mysteriously dies in Korea in 1915, but is later remarried in Britain to She, after divorcing Claudius Agrippina. He later leads an army to attack Romania, however this army is destroyed by Romanian forces, following the loss, He builds a church and school in Thessaloniki, Greece. He later receives a military commission from Maurice Heniz and builds several buildings outside the park. He then got up, which is called karma. Reports then reveal that he was born over 300 years in the Ottoman Empire. He was later received at Buckingham Palace by King George V on the evening of December 10th, and visited Buckingham Palace for the first time on November 11. He then takes a short break from the military, ↓ until on September 2nd, 1939, Britain and France agreed to send Him to Germany, in an attempt to halt the German advances during the Ghost War. He is eventually pushed back to Belgium, where He founded the city of London, where He holds off the German advance. After waiting a few more months, Hitler attempts to invade Britain, but He masterfully prevents this from happening. He is then sent to Central Africa, after fighting in France and the UK in the Christmas War of 1940, a war that had lasted for 24 years, The result of this war is unknown. He was then sent to Crete, where his army and himself established the Kingdom of Crete. Two years later in November, 1942, He led an army from Alexandria, Egypt, to Moratus, Hungary. In 1944, growing tired of British leadership, He switches sides, joining German forces, summoning the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire, this attempt sees He’s first major defeat, it is never confirmed, but is suspected that He retired from war following the loss. ↓ Until in 1950, He is declared missing, leaving many to believe he died in the war, He is later seen alive in 1959, when he flies 5,990 kilometers over the ocean, without an airplane, He then puts his flying skills to the test, as in 1967, He flies around the moon 10 times before returning to Earth, He arrived back in the US on July, 20th, 1969. Just one year later, He becomes the first astronaut to land on another planet, it is unspecified which planet this is, another year later on December 2nd, 1971, He becomes the first human to arrive on Mars. In 1975, He makes his great return to combat, however, in a naval rescue mission against the Khmer Rouge, He makes his second major loss, as he leads his entire team to failure. In 1979, NATO threatened nuclear expansion in Europe, which is (apparently) the second time He has had this happen, this leaves the populous to believe that He is an almighty god. In 1982, we learned that He is Spanish, contradicting earlier reports of him being born in the Ottoman Empire. Following the events which led Sri Lanka to ban their communist party, He is nicknamed “the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution.” In October 1983, American forces invade Grenada, with the help of He, the Grenadian Communist Party is overthrown, He overthrows the Cuban Army as well, limiting Cuban ambitions in the Caribbean and neutralizing the threat they posed to America, He then prevents the Soviet Union from constructing an airport, believing that they were trying to undermine American influence. In May, 1984, He condemned aid to the rebels. In 1985, the United Nations convicts He of crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina from 1976 to 1983. In 1986, SHE, suspected of being He’s wife, became the first female president of the Philippines. She and He both go silent for a few years until eventually, ↓ In 1990, more modern reports do say that He was born in Lithuania, instead of Spain or the Ottoman Empire. Also in 1990, some very sad news, She’s hair is dirty. Just one year later, He retreated from Frunze to Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan. In August of 1991, following the independence of Azerbaijan from the Soviet Union, He smiled. And then just a few days later, He gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania, leaving many to believe He influenced the collapse of the Soviet Union. In 1992, He divided England into a republic of all duties, further increasing his power. In May of 1992, He paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia. In 1994, He, now leader of Afghanistan, was captured by militants. In 2002, He was in Afghanistan for 8 years after the army invaded Iraq. In 2012, He became the ruler of Azawad, ruling from Ansongo, the largest and last town in the Azawad Autonomous Province, He later steps down from this role as He begins traveling around Africa from Bujumbura to Gitega. In 2021, lots of people began to build monuments dedicated to He for his service in World War I and the Civil War, in May of the same year, He also defeated the Armenian army. This is all information about He to this day, more is expected to be found as scientists begin to study the life and history of He. Yes, I added some (a lot) of this on my own, but I felt like it gave more character and reasoning for the actions of our glorious, tall, handsome, strong, independent, respectful, almighty god, the one and only. HE. (There is way to much here, I need help, anybody know a good therapist?)
Love this series - i find it hilarious that in all these translations, HE is always there. Sad HE died though (again,) but at least after his death HE was able to take the fields in China. RIP Francis Cahill, he will always be remembered for his astonishing achievement of being the First Black Man.
@@rollinontheboard no, it was HE whose name is Bulgarian (which is weird because his name is HE but whatever) not ME, ME is Justin, Matt but calling him (not HE) ME is way funnier
So France in this timeline not only wins at waterloo and maybe was able to get peace, they then singlehandedly defeated a United Germany and Italy. VIVE LE FRANCE
So, in this timeline, France defeated Britain at Waterloo and Germany-Italy in 1871 (and that's not even mentioning Napoleon living until at least 1831). Good job, France!
@@Shadow_Drip lmao. Took em long enough. Can’t believe that was ever a thing. Your state is the third most pathetic in the union (behind California and New York). Your government is so cucked and your climate so rainy you might as well move to the uk
@@randomintrovertedspider7510Yep, really. It was part of the Cantonal rebellion, in which most provinces declared independence due to political instability. It lasted for a few months until one of the Army generals gave a coup and begun retaking those Cantons. Things were pretty wild in Spain at this point. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantonal_rebellion
The 1830 peace deal was a landmark historical moment that we are still feeling the effects of today. To this very date, there has never been conflict between Mesopotamia and any Native American tribes east of the Mississippi. Absolutely extraordinary.
7:17 Why is Owen Grady in the history books? I know he trained with Velociraptors, but damn. There were guns around 1390 already, called hand-cannons. Basically just a pipe with an opening to add spark for 1 pew per 20 minutes.
This is quite a silly scrambling of history! I expected it to be messed up, but I didn't expect Napoleon's _victory_ at Waterloo, nor did I expect the random murder at 6:12! Also, why was Alexander Hamilton marching with the Confederate army at the beginning? Also, we got plenty of He lore here, including His taking of the Danish fleet (a new Hercules!) in the Napoleonic Wars (1:55), His contact with Justin (5:07), His imprisonment (6:04), how He is the founder of the Baha'i Faith (7:36), His world travels (11:17), and more! Lastly, that's quite a small "largest train station" at 12:52! Evidently, even my home city of San Diego, California beat _that_ record several times over. Thanks for the video!
Is this the first confirmed interaction between HIM and us (Telling HIM about the battle of Yogkarta and Sukarta)? I hope we turn out to be friends later in the lore.
Fortunately, someone released a "Me Lore" video ( ruclips.net/video/46AcB5v8jw0/видео.html&lc=UgwqDYgThVukS0hqzVt4AaABAg ) only 13 hours ago! Anyway, I agree! The author (aka Justin) is quite interesting!
I kinda wish for an exclusively Polish History video. Thinking about all the wars, the partitions, weird monarchs etc. Lots of good material. ... but I guess, most of the Europen countries could say the same thing 😅
Funnily enough Bismarck actually made a policy that opposed his own political views. This made him more popular among the general population and reduced the chance that the socialists would have gained leverage in the parliament. 15:03
He is too powerful for us all. He can take, he can give, he can perform inhuman feats, he can lead, and he can regenerate if he fails. But let’s not forget that he makes mistakes and has weaknesses like everyone else. His ability to overcome them is what makes him so powerful.
There are literal tears in my eyes this is ridiculous This BETTER be a series I swear to god when I click on ur profile there better be more of this Or I'll... be like... really sad about it :( Edit: 11 VIDEOS IN THE PLAYLIST. LIFE IS GOOD
6:03 this is actually consistent with the cold war video, in which Pope Mao was dissatisfied with how the soviets treated slaves ; now we learn that God banned slavery in england, therefore we see that religious figures seem to be very opposed to slavery in these series
Did you know?: The trope of the black guy dying first in horror and similar movies is an homage to Francis Cahill, the very first black man, whom was also killed.
Honestly I'd love to see someone compile all major events and lore on this channel into a self-consistent history including a world map of all the countries and everything.
They finally put Him in prison of his terrible acts! (in 1834) (in one of the videos he is on trial). But his prison was later destroyed by the Qing dinasty in 1839, as were other parts of england. 1844. He recovored tho. He also founded bahá'í faith while he was recovering.
HE is a great character and all, but I feel like people don't talk about Mr Wang enough. Super well written, amazing character arc. Deserved a lot more screen time, but will still remain in my heart forever..
Everyone talks about the HE lore but how about the editor’s lore? “I killed people”, “I saw death”, “I take morphine”, etc. There is _clearly_ a fascinating story going on.
I still use the electric chair **DOOM music play in the background**
Justin, Matt has been through tough shit. Imagine having to see your wife taken by the Soviet army.
In one of the other videos I think the editor says “I need a hug”. Like editor is clearly going thru something
Yeah exactly. And it’s surprisingly coherent compared to HIM.
@@randomamerican5065 he also says "I have no friend" and has difficulty dealing with random shifts at work, being made to go to America for a month out of nowhere. No wonder he tells us to make daily commute more comfortable, and visit places like Norwich and York.
RIP to Francis Cahill, the first ever black man. An inspiration for us all...
Lies. The first black man was John Black.
@wonderofu8924
That's why you don't trust Wikipedia
Maybe he was closest in proximity to the civil rights bill when it was passed.
@@melonmusk8924that had no business making me laugh as much as it did
Francis Cahill, the first black man ever invented
>slavery gets banned in England
>HE becomes a prisoner next year under british law
Coincidence?
I think not
"He will catch his slave"
@@sakkra93Slave He now freed all slaves and he ended
Maybe it foreshadows His crimes against humanity in Argentina.
@@ihathtelekinesis We don't talk about them....
It's interesting that HE was jailed right after Britain abolished slavery. We already know HE did something questionable in Argentina between 1976 and 1983.
We don't talk about what happened in Argentina between the years 1976 and 1983
@@potatopoweredgamer7329HE was hunting down Nazis who had escaped to Argentina after the war
@@James-2248True, he hated the Nazis which was also declared in the Roman History video.
@@yadinejoe12And considering that Reagan was antisemitic in He's timeline, it makes sense for Him to have been convicted for going after Germans in Argentina
It's heavily implied he killed 5 million Irish people while working as a Cherokee rights activist
He must have been really going through it if his recovery was called the Great Depression, god damn
This might be what happens after you recover from death.
I'd argue that if you go from being dead to being depressed, you're actually on a positive trajectory.
Let’s provide our support until HE just has regular Depression.
it was a depression for everyone else
I don't think it really happened. Justin, Matt simply had a dream.
These videos have now made me desperately addicted to HE lore
She and HE>Messi and Ronaldo
Same. With the new Napoleon movie coming out (there is nothing we can do), we need a video specifically on a mistranslated timeline of the French Revolution and the Napoleonic Wars. Lots of content in that area for HE to appear just like in the world war videos. I think a video on the French Revolutionary and Napoleonic Wars done in the style of the world wars would be amazing. It would be amazing. THERE IS NOTHING HE CANNOT DO! HE has played this game before
I'm infinity addicted
Same. He is my queen and she is my king
Same.
as a guy who has the nickname "SodiumPotassiumAlloy" i am not happy with humphred davy destroying sodium and potassium.
Hello Alloy
Ok, Alloy
hi NaK
Hey K2Na
@@MariyaStanislava ?
NYC is indeed a war zone, and I don’t blame Alexander Hamilton for taking an entire army with him on his journey.
Bro went into the future to bring ol’ Stonewall with him too
Bro needed Rebert E Lee just to deliver a newspaper 😂
Chiraq
As a Dutch person,I thank you for actually taking the effort of pronouncing Van Gogh's name decently.
Like, not even joking: this was decent.
Vincent van *cough*
Vincent van 🤧
The Dutch really like their [ɣ] and [x]
No way! Another Dutchman!
Vincent van EGHHJJJ
I love how the USA's flag got Oregonfied until they reinvent themselves
OREGON WILL LIVE ON
yessirrrr@@user-ConnorKaroThompson
Wide Oregon will rise again!
OREGON !!!!!!
The united states if it was good.
“If anyone knows extermination it’s ottomans and Germans” I mean… he’s not …wrong
Just add Russia and China in there, then it's perfectly accurate
The Americans have got to be top of the business@@LeleiTheTigress
@@ying2109wrong, England.
@@ying2109if that was the goal we did a shit job of it, especially considering the north America wasn't that populated and like 90% of the natives died from diseases rather than anything else.
@@ellisdee5304 If the UK's goal they did a bad job as most peoples conquered by them are still alive.
I’m late but more LORE
0:39 HE returned to the Napoleonic Wars
1:17 I take morphine
(1:30 I wonder who won this)
1:53 HE became the last player of Borussia
1:58 HE took the ships of the Danish fleet
2:26 HE took the floor.
5:07 I told HIM about the last battle that took place in Yogkarta and Sukarta
5:47 HE defended the rights and freedom of the Cherokee in the Supreme Court
6:06 HE became a prisoner under British law
7:31 The grandfather meets Perseus and tells THE KING why.
7:37 HE is considered the leader of the Bahá’u’lláh and the founder of the Bahá’i Faith
7:49 HIS recovery was called the Great Depression
9:01 IT can be found in the communist language
11:18 In 1878, HE travelled around the world
12:18 YOU can see yellow and blue shirts
14:44 I still use the electrics chair (“I” seems to be having a rough time..)
14:55 I saw in the box
15:20 What is YOUR name?
15:49 In 1893, HIS life ended in a violent attack
16:04 I also saw the Zeppelin LZ
16:39 HE invaded the lands of China and took the fields
"I-Lore" neds separate video, just like how we got "HE Lore So Far"
@@deadpan904 I agree
remember how in the Roman Empire video, "I" introduced himself as Justin and said: "My name is Justin, Matt." This means that when we hear someone say "What is your name?" we could be hearing this dude called Matt ask "I" what his name is.
Thomas Edison taking credit for the Krakatoa volcano seems pretty In Character for him tbh
🤣
Mr. President, a second horse has hit Nathaniel and his associates.
My Soul: this is a very insensitive joke, by all means do not laugh. Me: *dying of LOL*
Noooooo
𝙃𝙀 obviously dies and returns so many times because he respawns. It's his second playthrough, remember?
by 1937 *HE* has played this game twice, *HE* must really like this game
He has played this game before remember. He knows what mistakes he made and can learn from them.
I think the main reason why HE was flying in Cold War was because the translation messed up the space race.
HE was the chosen one in that very moment.
HE must be the avatar. HE reincarnates so many times.
I like how this time the translator is asking odd questions
“In 1848 something new happened in Europe”
I mean it’s not wrong. But that certainly is the understatement of the century.
Also quite reasonable to characterize people as running away.
Excellent! Now we need a mistranslated video dedicated specifically to just the French Revolution and Napoleonic Wars. Lots of fascinating and crazy stuff to be even crazier in one specific timeline like the World War videos
Leo XIII, Pontiff Maximus, Apostle of God, Defender of the First Fair Society sounds like the name of a dark souls boss.
You are EASILY the most underrated channel I have ever had the pleasure of discovering.
You know when he starts laughing before even reading it it's gonna be a good one
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As a European it doesn't surprise me that coca cola and java created the statue of liberty
It was actually created by Pepsi and java
The Life of He.
In 555 BC, He was in front of the enemy, thankfully, He survived. From 447 BC and before, this forum has been announced 3 times during His career. In 439 BC, He asked an unknown figure, “Who is the king of wisdom?” We also learn in 439 BC that He hates the Nazi army, confusing many as they don’t know what a “Nazi” is, He returns home after 21 days. In 337 BC, we learn that He is the first player, beginning his first of three playthroughs. In 238 BC, He took Sardinia and Corsica to Rome, after Ardeo, He is taken to Rome for protection during the Illyrian War, 40 years later, He established the provinces and cities of Spain, another 100 years later, He and King Bogolius kill thousands of Cumbrian soldiers and civilians. In 14 AD, He dies on Friday. In 49 AD, He gets married for the first time, marrying Claudius Agrippina, the youngest daughter of Germanicus, 5 years later, He is assassinated by King Claudius Nero. In 117 AD, when the Romans captured the city of Rodum, He killed many people, over 100 years after not hearing about He, He killed Archon Heliogabalus and capturs Severus, after 50 years on the run, in 275 AD, He is killed by Priest Aurelian. In 456 AD when the Roman Civil War began, He’s grandfather, Rissimo and Marino, were forced to leave Rome. In 634 AD, He, after many years, turns his back on the island and fled for the old town of Rasdon. In 1018 AD, we learn that He’s official name is Bulgarian. He then goes silent for the next 785 years… ↓
Until in 1803, He returned to fight in the Napoleonic wars, in 1907, He takes a short break from the military to play a nice game of soccer/football, He becomes the last player of Borussia, but not even a year later, He goes to Copenhagen and steals several ships. In 1810, He takes the floor, becoming a celebrity of his time. In 1830, He learns about the horrible battles that took place in Yogkarta and Surkarta, but He does not really care. In 1831, He defends the freedoms and rights of the Cherokee in front of the Supreme Court, three years later, in accordance with British law, He is sent to prison for unknown reasons. Another decade later, in 1844, He becomes the leader of Baháʼu'lláh and is considered the founder of Baháʼí Faith, later in 1844, He recovers, this event is known as “The Great Depression.” He is not heard from for another 23 years, until in 1867, He travels the world. In ̶1̶8̶9̶7̶ 1893, He is killed in a violent attack, but just seven years later, He returns and launches an invasion of the eight lands of China and takes all of the fields, this will become known as “The China Field Incident” another 14 years later, specifically ↓
On July 24th, 1914, the Austro-Hungarian government sent He to Serbia, He refused this order, and supported the Serbians in the fight against Austria-Hungary. He is later seen in Charleroi, however does not fight either side in the city. On September 3rd, 1914, He was killed in the battle of Lava, Austria-Hungary, but just 6 days later, He attacked Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger, leaving many to believe the death of He was Austro-Hungarian propaganda. He is later recruited to the Ottoman Empire, fighting in the battle of Chatur, however his achievements are overshadowed by Lam’s triumphant victory, and He is left behind. He later mysteriously dies in Korea in 1915, but is later remarried in Britain to She, after divorcing Claudius Agrippina. He later leads an army to attack Romania, however this army is destroyed by Romanian forces, following the loss, He builds a church and school in Thessaloniki, Greece. He later receives a military commission from Maurice Heniz and builds several buildings outside the park. He then got up, which is called karma. Reports then reveal that he was born over 300 years in the Ottoman Empire. He was later received at Buckingham Palace by King George V on the evening of December 10th, and visited Buckingham Palace for the first time on November 11. He then takes a short break from the military, ↓
until on September 2nd, 1939, Britain and France agreed to send Him to Germany, in an attempt to halt the German advances during the Ghost War. He is eventually pushed back to Belgium, where He founded the city of London, where He holds off the German advance. After waiting a few more months, Hitler attempts to invade Britain, but He masterfully prevents this from happening. He is then sent to Central Africa, after fighting in France and the UK in the Christmas War of 1940, a war that had lasted for 24 years, The result of this war is unknown. He was then sent to Crete, where his army and himself established the Kingdom of Crete. Two years later in November, 1942, He led an army from Alexandria, Egypt, to Moratus, Hungary. In 1944, growing tired of British leadership, He switches sides, joining German forces, summoning the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire, this attempt sees He’s first major defeat, it is never confirmed, but is suspected that He retired from war following the loss. ↓
Until in 1950, He is declared missing, leaving many to believe he died in the war, He is later seen alive in 1959, when he flies 5,990 kilometers over the ocean, without an airplane, He then puts his flying skills to the test, as in 1967, He flies around the moon 10 times before returning to Earth, He arrived back in the US on July, 20th, 1969. Just one year later, He becomes the first astronaut to land on another planet, it is unspecified which planet this is, another year later on December 2nd, 1971, He becomes the first human to arrive on Mars. In 1975, He makes his great return to combat, however, in a naval rescue mission against the Khmer Rouge, He makes his second major loss, as he leads his entire team to failure. In 1979, NATO threatened nuclear expansion in Europe, which is (apparently) the second time He has had this happen, this leaves the populous to believe that He is an almighty god. In 1982, we learned that He is Spanish, contradicting earlier reports of him being born in the Ottoman Empire. Following the events which led Sri Lanka to ban their communist party, He is nicknamed “the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution.” In October 1983, American forces invade Grenada, with the help of He, the Grenadian Communist Party is overthrown, He overthrows the Cuban Army as well, limiting Cuban ambitions in the Caribbean and neutralizing the threat they posed to America, He then prevents the Soviet Union from constructing an airport, believing that they were trying to undermine American influence. In May, 1984, He condemned aid to the rebels. In 1985, the United Nations convicts He of crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina from 1976 to 1983. In 1986, SHE, suspected of being He’s wife, became the first female president of the Philippines. She and He both go silent for a few years until eventually, ↓
In 1990, more modern reports do say that He was born in Lithuania, instead of Spain or the Ottoman Empire. Also in 1990, some very sad news, She’s hair is dirty. Just one year later, He retreated from Frunze to Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan. In August of 1991, following the independence of Azerbaijan from the Soviet Union, He smiled. And then just a few days later, He gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania, leaving many to believe He influenced the collapse of the Soviet Union. In 1992, He divided England into a republic of all duties, further increasing his power. In May of 1992, He paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia. In 1994, He, now leader of Afghanistan, was captured by militants. In 2002, He was in Afghanistan for 8 years after the army invaded Iraq. In 2012, He became the ruler of Azawad, ruling from Ansongo, the largest and last town in the Azawad Autonomous Province, He later steps down from this role as He begins traveling around Africa from Bujumbura to Gitega. In 2021, lots of people began to build monuments dedicated to He for his service in World War I and the Civil War, in May of the same year, He also defeated the Armenian army. This is all information about He to this day, more is expected to be found as scientists begin to study the life and history of He.
Yes, I added some (a lot) of this on my own, but I felt like it gave more character and reasoning for the actions of our glorious, tall, handsome, strong, independent, respectful, almighty god, the one and only. HE. (There is way to much here, I need help, anybody know a good therapist?)
Dang this was long
I must save this for myself
HE may be the good protagonist but everyone forgets Justin Matt/ME the underrated side character helping out in the background
@@JohnShepherd117 ya he is the guy narrating everything
when shitty translations create better characters than most of todays movies
Love this series - i find it hilarious that in all these translations, HE is always there.
Sad HE died though (again,) but at least after his death HE was able to take the fields in China.
RIP Francis Cahill, he will always be remembered for his astonishing achievement of being the First Black Man.
People saying the British aren't to blame for Africa's problems when these dudes dropped a whole country on top of West Africa.
"Dated in Japan during the Sino-Japanese war "F-
That must be the worst date ever,
I feel like the author(?) is beginning to get more lore of his own like with confirmation he knows HIM. We should give him a name.
Justin, Matt (from the Roman history video)
@@rollinontheboard no, it was HE whose name is Bulgarian (which is weird because his name is HE but whatever) not ME, ME is Justin, Matt but calling him (not HE) ME is way funnier
The Cherokee must be thriving with HIM on their side.
I can't believe that HE and I talked. Quite surprised that two beings with such power didn't immediately cause a collapse of the world by meeting.
I like how *HE* has *HIS* specific sound effect.
5:11 Finally the I/HE crossover we've all been waiting for
😂
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Honey, new bad translations dropped
lets see if Charles will die in november according to the prediction
@@canon-de-75He's old enough to it to happen.
HOLY HELL
Bad is not the right word. This is GLORIOUSLY GLORIOUS!!!
@@xdkillfor34akathetroll30HE went on vacation, came back.
So France in this timeline not only wins at waterloo and maybe was able to get peace, they then singlehandedly defeated a United Germany and Italy. VIVE LE FRANCE
But then 1899 is just British Victory.
So, in this timeline, France defeated Britain at Waterloo and Germany-Italy in 1871 (and that's not even mentioning Napoleon living until at least 1831). Good job, France!
I like how as soon as the franco-british alliance ends after ww2 they just resume their previous war
Idk which one was the multi-timelines one, but I think it messed up so bad that ww2 goes into the 19th century XD
8:22 As an Oregonian, this map pleases me immensely. Glory to Oregon
Imagine not being able to pump your own gas. You seriously need to move
@@goldenfiberwheat238 It takes one Google search dude. As of last year, it is allowed in the state. Even if it wasn't, don't really care either way
@@Shadow_Drip lmao. Took em long enough. Can’t believe that was ever a thing. Your state is the third most pathetic in the union (behind California and New York). Your government is so cucked and your climate so rainy you might as well move to the uk
10:54 Well, not in 1864 but in 1873 the Spanish province of Murcia (then Cartagena) applied for membership in the US. It was a very wild year.
Wait, really?
I read that as ‘Merica
@@randomintrovertedspider7510Yep, really. It was part of the Cantonal rebellion, in which most provinces declared independence due to political instability. It lasted for a few months until one of the Army generals gave a coup and begun retaking those Cantons. Things were pretty wild in Spain at this point. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantonal_rebellion
Average moment in spanish history after 17th century. @@podemosurss8316
@@podemosurss8316 Huh. Nifty.
13:28 a prequel to Polish TV series "4 people who ride in a tank and a dog"
This feels like an actual alternative timeline just in the wrong order
"1825: aluminum pipe" was the funniest shit ever
11:16 Travelling the world in a single year during this point in history actually was pretty impressive.
I think this is genuinely the funniest timeline so far.
6:10 they finally caught Him for all those war crimes
12:02 Babe wake up new Industrial revolution just dropped
bought the game on launch, it is buggy af, would be fun without them
The 1830 peace deal was a landmark historical moment that we are still feeling the effects of today. To this very date, there has never been conflict between Mesopotamia and any Native American tribes east of the Mississippi. Absolutely extraordinary.
7:17 Why is Owen Grady in the history books? I know he trained with Velociraptors, but damn.
There were guns around 1390 already, called hand-cannons. Basically just a pipe with an opening to add spark for 1 pew per 20 minutes.
Honestly he could do this infinitely. He could do centuries, wars, religious history, countries, middle ages, china, japan, etc.
You could do the history of film franchises, forms of media, timelines of different transport, history of artists and so much more.
he (the channel) could also recycle any old article translated through different set of languages
This is quite a silly scrambling of history! I expected it to be messed up, but I didn't expect Napoleon's _victory_ at Waterloo, nor did I expect the random murder at 6:12! Also, why was Alexander Hamilton marching with the Confederate army at the beginning?
Also, we got plenty of He lore here, including His taking of the Danish fleet (a new Hercules!) in the Napoleonic Wars (1:55), His contact with Justin (5:07), His imprisonment (6:04), how He is the founder of the Baha'i Faith (7:36), His world travels (11:17), and more!
Lastly, that's quite a small "largest train station" at 12:52! Evidently, even my home city of San Diego, California beat _that_ record several times over.
Thanks for the video!
this is actually so funny, has me laughing out loud
please don't stop making these
moments like 12:39 when he starts giggling before even reading the lines always crack me up 😭
God I am just imagining this series bit it's just the history of one country and I wanna see just how much HE was involved in it
HE is too powerful. (Waiting for HE lore part 2)
this was AMAZING i would love to see an American Civil War and Napoleonic War bad translations please
Is this the first confirmed interaction between HIM and us (Telling HIM about the battle of Yogkarta and Sukarta)? I hope we turn out to be friends later in the lore.
It is the first interaction between the two figures
At this point the "I" lore or the author lore is more intriguing than the "he" lore and someone should really debunk it.
Fortunately, someone released a "Me Lore" video ( ruclips.net/video/46AcB5v8jw0/видео.html&lc=UgwqDYgThVukS0hqzVt4AaABAg ) only 13 hours ago!
Anyway, I agree! The author (aka Justin) is quite interesting!
The "HE" lore is still intriguing though, is it not?
This some anti-HE propaganda.
I kinda wish for an exclusively Polish History video. Thinking about all the wars, the partitions, weird monarchs etc. Lots of good material.
... but I guess, most of the Europen countries could say the same thing 😅
There's lots of history everywhere waiting to be badly translated, so I wouldn't worry
yeah it's better to just do timelines to have the translation decide what countries it's going to highlight
Abraham Lincoln be like
"You all want to fight? Fuck it im leaving."
He is literally always dying.
Up until The Cold War when he literally becomes a god.
15:55
Funnily enough Bismarck actually made a policy that opposed his own political views. This made him more popular among the general population and reduced the chance that the socialists would have gained leverage in the parliament. 15:03
He is too powerful for us all. He can take, he can give, he can perform inhuman feats, he can lead, and he can regenerate if he fails.
But let’s not forget that he makes mistakes and has weaknesses like everyone else. His ability to overcome them is what makes him so powerful.
There are literal tears in my eyes this is ridiculous
This BETTER be a series I swear to god when I click on ur profile there better be more of this
Or I'll... be like... really sad about it :(
Edit: 11 VIDEOS IN THE PLAYLIST. LIFE IS GOOD
6:03 this is actually consistent with the cold war video, in which Pope Mao was dissatisfied with how the soviets treated slaves ; now we learn that God banned slavery in england, therefore we see that religious figures seem to be very opposed to slavery in these series
Did this happen in Lanuarie and written in his memoirs?
2:40 The band I've been listening to since I was a teen in 1814! How I wish I could bring those good ol' times back.
16:48 the music here is "Portal 2 OST Volume 1 - Ghost of Rattman"
5:23
That's a suprisingly normal phrase, because Darwin's ship was named _Greyhound._
As a Tasmanian, the impacts of the Tasmanian War darkening still haunt us to this day. It's always cloudy, we're basically the England of Australia.
Did you know?:
The trope of the black guy dying first in horror and similar movies is an homage to Francis Cahill, the very first black man, whom was also killed.
2:58 why did that make me laugh
Same
15:07 I love how much it hypes up Leo XIII.
7:12 just like douglas macarthur was split into general douglas and general macarthur, Richard Owen(s) has met a similar fate
if ww1 was HIS first playthrough, this is HIS tutorial
How about HIS time in Rome?
@@tkts6672 that was the prequel game
HE doesn't follow a linear timeline.
HE IS BACK!
Someone needs to make a hoi4 mod about these scenarios
Honestly I'd love to see someone compile all major events and lore on this channel into a self-consistent history including a world map of all the countries and everything.
The most historical accurate Civ 5 campaign
5:32 Sadly, yes.
But he lived!
As a British person, He knows what He did.
15:06 The titles
Napoleon when he sees "He" (or Him idk) arriving: "There's nothing we can do" (sad french music)
8:51 John of the air
12:53 - american public transport system be like
Watching this while on pain meds after surgery, I understand this perfectly.
HE Finally made a Video on the 19th Century
No, StarvHarv is "I", not HE!
Combines my two favourite things-history and funny bad translations! Love these videos, keep up the good work!
15:42
Well, it's not *wrong*...
Can't stress enough how much I love your music choices for these videos btw. We love a map game nerd ❤
7:45 oh, you mean the Millerite Movement?
Todays my birthday and seeing this made me smile so much since I really enjoy history
also yay more HE lore
Happy birthday!!
7:18 I think this is a mangling of Richard Owen coining the word 'dinosauria'.
Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!
3:49 In 1825, *Alumin(i)um Pipe*
10:15
Now thats a true American civil war.
14:52 how did you make that sound
They finally put Him in prison of his terrible acts! (in 1834) (in one of the videos he is on trial). But his prison was later destroyed by the Qing dinasty in 1839, as were other parts of england. 1844. He recovored tho. He also founded bahá'í faith while he was recovering.
3:20 Impossible, Florida can't have a legal battle if it doesn't even have laws
It doesn't even have laws? That would explain plenty about Florida!
HE is a great character and all, but I feel like people don't talk about Mr Wang enough. Super well written, amazing character arc. Deserved a lot more screen time, but will still remain in my heart forever..
14:45 electroboom still uses it
11:06 As a Czech person, i am indeed living in fear.
4:10 Well that turned out dark.
4:19
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
14:02 you could have used the Adeptus Mechanicus music.
6:50 I mean, that is technically a war in America, just not in what is traditionally labeled as "America" to a lot of people