Destroying 19th Century History with Bad Translations

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

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  • @queru1ous
    @queru1ous Год назад +3059

    Everyone talks about the HE lore but how about the editor’s lore? “I killed people”, “I saw death”, “I take morphine”, etc. There is _clearly_ a fascinating story going on.

    • @claudetheclaudeqc6600
      @claudetheclaudeqc6600 Год назад +483

      I still use the electric chair **DOOM music play in the background**

    • @satyakisil9711
      @satyakisil9711 Год назад +207

      Justin, Matt has been through tough shit. Imagine having to see your wife taken by the Soviet army.

    • @randomamerican5065
      @randomamerican5065 Год назад +188

      In one of the other videos I think the editor says “I need a hug”. Like editor is clearly going thru something

    • @queru1ous
      @queru1ous Год назад +83

      Yeah exactly. And it’s surprisingly coherent compared to HIM.

    • @satyakisil9711
      @satyakisil9711 Год назад +102

      @@randomamerican5065 he also says "I have no friend" and has difficulty dealing with random shifts at work, being made to go to America for a month out of nowhere. No wonder he tells us to make daily commute more comfortable, and visit places like Norwich and York.

  • @joshuamackay9953
    @joshuamackay9953 Год назад +1099

    RIP to Francis Cahill, the first ever black man. An inspiration for us all...

    • @melonmusk8924
      @melonmusk8924 Год назад +88

      Lies. The first black man was John Black.

    • @angelikaskoroszyn8495
      @angelikaskoroszyn8495 Год назад +21

      @wonderofu8924
      That's why you don't trust Wikipedia

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN Год назад +9

      Maybe he was closest in proximity to the civil rights bill when it was passed.

    • @ender8124
      @ender8124 Год назад +5

      ​@@melonmusk8924that had no business making me laugh as much as it did

    • @epicshinji9258
      @epicshinji9258 Год назад +21

      Francis Cahill, the first black man ever invented

  • @dlnj-
    @dlnj- Год назад +1756

    >slavery gets banned in England
    >HE becomes a prisoner next year under british law
    Coincidence?

    • @Westica
      @Westica Год назад +120

      I think not

    • @sakkra93
      @sakkra93 Год назад +180

      "He will catch his slave"

    • @KOCChristian
      @KOCChristian Год назад +43

      @@sakkra93Slave He now freed all slaves and he ended

    • @ihathtelekinesis
      @ihathtelekinesis Год назад +81

      Maybe it foreshadows His crimes against humanity in Argentina.

    • @ridethelapras
      @ridethelapras Год назад +28

      @@ihathtelekinesis We don't talk about them....

  • @vasili1097
    @vasili1097 Год назад +601

    It's interesting that HE was jailed right after Britain abolished slavery. We already know HE did something questionable in Argentina between 1976 and 1983.

    • @potatopoweredgamer7329
      @potatopoweredgamer7329 Год назад +77

      We don't talk about what happened in Argentina between the years 1976 and 1983

    • @James-2248
      @James-2248 Год назад +34

      @@potatopoweredgamer7329HE was hunting down Nazis who had escaped to Argentina after the war

    • @yadinejoe12
      @yadinejoe12 10 месяцев назад +14

      ​@@James-2248True, he hated the Nazis which was also declared in the Roman History video.

    • @azulafan1512
      @azulafan1512 3 месяца назад +1

      ​​@@yadinejoe12And considering that Reagan was antisemitic in He's timeline, it makes sense for Him to have been convicted for going after Germans in Argentina

    • @JackMannerheim
      @JackMannerheim Месяц назад +1

      It's heavily implied he killed 5 million Irish people while working as a Cherokee rights activist

  • @yoimmablob
    @yoimmablob Год назад +651

    He must have been really going through it if his recovery was called the Great Depression, god damn

    • @michelletuband
      @michelletuband Год назад +68

      This might be what happens after you recover from death.

    • @SJ9001
      @SJ9001 Год назад +68

      I'd argue that if you go from being dead to being depressed, you're actually on a positive trajectory.

    • @AYVYN
      @AYVYN Год назад +27

      Let’s provide our support until HE just has regular Depression.

    • @alex66438
      @alex66438 Год назад +24

      it was a depression for everyone else

    • @satyakisil9711
      @satyakisil9711 Год назад +11

      I don't think it really happened. Justin, Matt simply had a dream.

  • @jacobbruce2573
    @jacobbruce2573 Год назад +1920

    These videos have now made me desperately addicted to HE lore

    • @stupiditiusmaximus
      @stupiditiusmaximus Год назад +83

      She and HE>Messi and Ronaldo

    • @Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheese
      @Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheese Год назад +35

      Same. With the new Napoleon movie coming out (there is nothing we can do), we need a video specifically on a mistranslated timeline of the French Revolution and the Napoleonic Wars. Lots of content in that area for HE to appear just like in the world war videos. I think a video on the French Revolutionary and Napoleonic Wars done in the style of the world wars would be amazing. It would be amazing. THERE IS NOTHING HE CANNOT DO! HE has played this game before

    • @ortun5789
      @ortun5789 Год назад +12

      I'm infinity addicted

    • @qua777
      @qua777 Год назад +15

      Same. He is my queen and she is my king

    • @Dude-vq3oe
      @Dude-vq3oe Год назад +4

      Same.

  • @randompersonjustdoingsomething
    @randompersonjustdoingsomething Год назад +906

    as a guy who has the nickname "SodiumPotassiumAlloy" i am not happy with humphred davy destroying sodium and potassium.

  • @redsus4839
    @redsus4839 Год назад +352

    NYC is indeed a war zone, and I don’t blame Alexander Hamilton for taking an entire army with him on his journey.

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman Год назад +1025

    As a Dutch person,I thank you for actually taking the effort of pronouncing Van Gogh's name decently.
    Like, not even joking: this was decent.

  • @randomintrovertedspider7510
    @randomintrovertedspider7510 Год назад +550

    I love how the USA's flag got Oregonfied until they reinvent themselves

  • @IronpenWorldbuilding
    @IronpenWorldbuilding Год назад +641

    “If anyone knows extermination it’s ottomans and Germans” I mean… he’s not …wrong

    • @LeleiTheTigress
      @LeleiTheTigress Год назад +79

      Just add Russia and China in there, then it's perfectly accurate

    • @ying2109
      @ying2109 Год назад +40

      The Americans have got to be top of the business@@LeleiTheTigress

    • @ellisdee5304
      @ellisdee5304 Год назад +21

      ​@@ying2109wrong, England.

    • @ChaffyExpert
      @ChaffyExpert Год назад +25

      ​@@ying2109if that was the goal we did a shit job of it, especially considering the north America wasn't that populated and like 90% of the natives died from diseases rather than anything else.

    • @questionmaker5666
      @questionmaker5666 Год назад +9

      @@ellisdee5304 If the UK's goal they did a bad job as most peoples conquered by them are still alive.

  • @Mehak-dq2xw
    @Mehak-dq2xw Год назад +171

    I’m late but more LORE
    0:39 HE returned to the Napoleonic Wars
    1:17 I take morphine
    (1:30 I wonder who won this)
    1:53 HE became the last player of Borussia
    1:58 HE took the ships of the Danish fleet
    2:26 HE took the floor.
    5:07 I told HIM about the last battle that took place in Yogkarta and Sukarta
    5:47 HE defended the rights and freedom of the Cherokee in the Supreme Court
    6:06 HE became a prisoner under British law
    7:31 The grandfather meets Perseus and tells THE KING why.
    7:37 HE is considered the leader of the Bahá’u’lláh and the founder of the Bahá’i Faith
    7:49 HIS recovery was called the Great Depression
    9:01 IT can be found in the communist language
    11:18 In 1878, HE travelled around the world
    12:18 YOU can see yellow and blue shirts
    14:44 I still use the electrics chair (“I” seems to be having a rough time..)
    14:55 I saw in the box
    15:20 What is YOUR name?
    15:49 In 1893, HIS life ended in a violent attack
    16:04 I also saw the Zeppelin LZ
    16:39 HE invaded the lands of China and took the fields

    • @deadpan904
      @deadpan904 Год назад +41

      "I-Lore" neds separate video, just like how we got "HE Lore So Far"

    • @Mehak-dq2xw
      @Mehak-dq2xw Год назад

      @@deadpan904 I agree

    • @MysteryMayhem-ig9fo
      @MysteryMayhem-ig9fo 11 месяцев назад +7

      remember how in the Roman Empire video, "I" introduced himself as Justin and said: "My name is Justin, Matt." This means that when we hear someone say "What is your name?" we could be hearing this dude called Matt ask "I" what his name is.

  • @AmuniMate
    @AmuniMate Год назад +202

    Thomas Edison taking credit for the Krakatoa volcano seems pretty In Character for him tbh

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 11 месяцев назад +6

      🤣

  • @tagepower3650
    @tagepower3650 Год назад +179

    Mr. President, a second horse has hit Nathaniel and his associates.

  • @snowtrooper3871
    @snowtrooper3871 Год назад +175

    𝙃𝙀 obviously dies and returns so many times because he respawns. It's his second playthrough, remember?

    • @ComfyCherry
      @ComfyCherry Год назад +31

      by 1937 *HE* has played this game twice, *HE* must really like this game

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 Год назад +5

      He has played this game before remember. He knows what mistakes he made and can learn from them.

    • @Mehak-dq2xw
      @Mehak-dq2xw Год назад +5

      I think the main reason why HE was flying in Cold War was because the translation messed up the space race.
      HE was the chosen one in that very moment.

    • @attilaszanto2275
      @attilaszanto2275 11 месяцев назад +3

      HE must be the avatar. HE reincarnates so many times.

  • @ortun5789
    @ortun5789 Год назад +94

    I like how this time the translator is asking odd questions

  • @moredac2881
    @moredac2881 Год назад +65

    “In 1848 something new happened in Europe”
    I mean it’s not wrong. But that certainly is the understatement of the century.

    • @purplecat4977
      @purplecat4977 4 месяца назад +1

      Also quite reasonable to characterize people as running away.

  • @Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheese
    @Mistah_Boombastic_BiggieCheese Год назад +177

    Excellent! Now we need a mistranslated video dedicated specifically to just the French Revolution and Napoleonic Wars. Lots of fascinating and crazy stuff to be even crazier in one specific timeline like the World War videos

  • @Swifty45
    @Swifty45 Год назад +51

    Leo XIII, Pontiff Maximus, Apostle of God, Defender of the First Fair Society sounds like the name of a dark souls boss.

  • @newwaveinfantry8362
    @newwaveinfantry8362 Год назад +95

    You are EASILY the most underrated channel I have ever had the pleasure of discovering.

  • @Kolateak_
    @Kolateak_ Год назад +98

    You know when he starts laughing before even reading it it's gonna be a good one

  • @wietzevanderwijk3169
    @wietzevanderwijk3169 Год назад +72

    As a European it doesn't surprise me that coca cola and java created the statue of liberty

    • @alec531
      @alec531 11 месяцев назад +6

      It was actually created by Pepsi and java

  • @theeman7243
    @theeman7243 Год назад +111

    The Life of He.
    In 555 BC, He was in front of the enemy, thankfully, He survived. From 447 BC and before, this forum has been announced 3 times during His career. In 439 BC, He asked an unknown figure, “Who is the king of wisdom?” We also learn in 439 BC that He hates the Nazi army, confusing many as they don’t know what a “Nazi” is, He returns home after 21 days. In 337 BC, we learn that He is the first player, beginning his first of three playthroughs. In 238 BC, He took Sardinia and Corsica to Rome, after Ardeo, He is taken to Rome for protection during the Illyrian War, 40 years later, He established the provinces and cities of Spain, another 100 years later, He and King Bogolius kill thousands of Cumbrian soldiers and civilians. In 14 AD, He dies on Friday. In 49 AD, He gets married for the first time, marrying Claudius Agrippina, the youngest daughter of Germanicus, 5 years later, He is assassinated by King Claudius Nero. In 117 AD, when the Romans captured the city of Rodum, He killed many people, over 100 years after not hearing about He, He killed Archon Heliogabalus and capturs Severus, after 50 years on the run, in 275 AD, He is killed by Priest Aurelian. In 456 AD when the Roman Civil War began, He’s grandfather, Rissimo and Marino, were forced to leave Rome. In 634 AD, He, after many years, turns his back on the island and fled for the old town of Rasdon. In 1018 AD, we learn that He’s official name is Bulgarian. He then goes silent for the next 785 years… ↓
    Until in 1803, He returned to fight in the Napoleonic wars, in 1907, He takes a short break from the military to play a nice game of soccer/football, He becomes the last player of Borussia, but not even a year later, He goes to Copenhagen and steals several ships. In 1810, He takes the floor, becoming a celebrity of his time. In 1830, He learns about the horrible battles that took place in Yogkarta and Surkarta, but He does not really care. In 1831, He defends the freedoms and rights of the Cherokee in front of the Supreme Court, three years later, in accordance with British law, He is sent to prison for unknown reasons. Another decade later, in 1844, He becomes the leader of Baháʼu'lláh and is considered the founder of Baháʼí Faith, later in 1844, He recovers, this event is known as “The Great Depression.” He is not heard from for another 23 years, until in 1867, He travels the world. In ̶1̶8̶9̶7̶ 1893, He is killed in a violent attack, but just seven years later, He returns and launches an invasion of the eight lands of China and takes all of the fields, this will become known as “The China Field Incident” another 14 years later, specifically ↓
    On July 24th, 1914, the Austro-Hungarian government sent He to Serbia, He refused this order, and supported the Serbians in the fight against Austria-Hungary. He is later seen in Charleroi, however does not fight either side in the city. On September 3rd, 1914, He was killed in the battle of Lava, Austria-Hungary, but just 6 days later, He attacked Theobald von Bateman-Hallweger, leaving many to believe the death of He was Austro-Hungarian propaganda. He is later recruited to the Ottoman Empire, fighting in the battle of Chatur, however his achievements are overshadowed by Lam’s triumphant victory, and He is left behind. He later mysteriously dies in Korea in 1915, but is later remarried in Britain to She, after divorcing Claudius Agrippina. He later leads an army to attack Romania, however this army is destroyed by Romanian forces, following the loss, He builds a church and school in Thessaloniki, Greece. He later receives a military commission from Maurice Heniz and builds several buildings outside the park. He then got up, which is called karma. Reports then reveal that he was born over 300 years in the Ottoman Empire. He was later received at Buckingham Palace by King George V on the evening of December 10th, and visited Buckingham Palace for the first time on November 11. He then takes a short break from the military, ↓
    until on September 2nd, 1939, Britain and France agreed to send Him to Germany, in an attempt to halt the German advances during the Ghost War. He is eventually pushed back to Belgium, where He founded the city of London, where He holds off the German advance. After waiting a few more months, Hitler attempts to invade Britain, but He masterfully prevents this from happening. He is then sent to Central Africa, after fighting in France and the UK in the Christmas War of 1940, a war that had lasted for 24 years, The result of this war is unknown. He was then sent to Crete, where his army and himself established the Kingdom of Crete. Two years later in November, 1942, He led an army from Alexandria, Egypt, to Moratus, Hungary. In 1944, growing tired of British leadership, He switches sides, joining German forces, summoning the Estonian army to destroy the Soviet Empire, this attempt sees He’s first major defeat, it is never confirmed, but is suspected that He retired from war following the loss. ↓
    Until in 1950, He is declared missing, leaving many to believe he died in the war, He is later seen alive in 1959, when he flies 5,990 kilometers over the ocean, without an airplane, He then puts his flying skills to the test, as in 1967, He flies around the moon 10 times before returning to Earth, He arrived back in the US on July, 20th, 1969. Just one year later, He becomes the first astronaut to land on another planet, it is unspecified which planet this is, another year later on December 2nd, 1971, He becomes the first human to arrive on Mars. In 1975, He makes his great return to combat, however, in a naval rescue mission against the Khmer Rouge, He makes his second major loss, as he leads his entire team to failure. In 1979, NATO threatened nuclear expansion in Europe, which is (apparently) the second time He has had this happen, this leaves the populous to believe that He is an almighty god. In 1982, we learned that He is Spanish, contradicting earlier reports of him being born in the Ottoman Empire. Following the events which led Sri Lanka to ban their communist party, He is nicknamed “the youngest son of the Soviet Revolution.” In October 1983, American forces invade Grenada, with the help of He, the Grenadian Communist Party is overthrown, He overthrows the Cuban Army as well, limiting Cuban ambitions in the Caribbean and neutralizing the threat they posed to America, He then prevents the Soviet Union from constructing an airport, believing that they were trying to undermine American influence. In May, 1984, He condemned aid to the rebels. In 1985, the United Nations convicts He of crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina from 1976 to 1983. In 1986, SHE, suspected of being He’s wife, became the first female president of the Philippines. She and He both go silent for a few years until eventually, ↓
    In 1990, more modern reports do say that He was born in Lithuania, instead of Spain or the Ottoman Empire. Also in 1990, some very sad news, She’s hair is dirty. Just one year later, He retreated from Frunze to Bishkek, the capital of Kyrgyzstan. In August of 1991, following the independence of Azerbaijan from the Soviet Union, He smiled. And then just a few days later, He gained independence from Latvia and Lithuania, leaving many to believe He influenced the collapse of the Soviet Union. In 1992, He divided England into a republic of all duties, further increasing his power. In May of 1992, He paved the way for the restoration of Cambodia. In 1994, He, now leader of Afghanistan, was captured by militants. In 2002, He was in Afghanistan for 8 years after the army invaded Iraq. In 2012, He became the ruler of Azawad, ruling from Ansongo, the largest and last town in the Azawad Autonomous Province, He later steps down from this role as He begins traveling around Africa from Bujumbura to Gitega. In 2021, lots of people began to build monuments dedicated to He for his service in World War I and the Civil War, in May of the same year, He also defeated the Armenian army. This is all information about He to this day, more is expected to be found as scientists begin to study the life and history of He.
    Yes, I added some (a lot) of this on my own, but I felt like it gave more character and reasoning for the actions of our glorious, tall, handsome, strong, independent, respectful, almighty god, the one and only. HE. (There is way to much here, I need help, anybody know a good therapist?)

    • @ANDORRA195
      @ANDORRA195 Год назад +11

      Dang this was long

    • @hog2433
      @hog2433 Год назад +7

      I must save this for myself

    • @JohnShepherd117
      @JohnShepherd117 Год назад +8

      HE may be the good protagonist but everyone forgets Justin Matt/ME the underrated side character helping out in the background

    • @ANDORRA195
      @ANDORRA195 Год назад +7

      @@JohnShepherd117 ya he is the guy narrating everything

    • @Xfeum
      @Xfeum Год назад +10

      when shitty translations create better characters than most of todays movies

  • @Vainglorious.1
    @Vainglorious.1 Год назад +52

    Love this series - i find it hilarious that in all these translations, HE is always there.
    Sad HE died though (again,) but at least after his death HE was able to take the fields in China.
    RIP Francis Cahill, he will always be remembered for his astonishing achievement of being the First Black Man.

  • @kidfox3971
    @kidfox3971 Год назад +33

    People saying the British aren't to blame for Africa's problems when these dudes dropped a whole country on top of West Africa.

  • @stevefurrier9932
    @stevefurrier9932 Год назад +27

    "Dated in Japan during the Sino-Japanese war "F-
    That must be the worst date ever,

  • @AzureLlama
    @AzureLlama Год назад +116

    I feel like the author(?) is beginning to get more lore of his own like with confirmation he knows HIM. We should give him a name.

    • @popsicleman1834
      @popsicleman1834 Год назад +34

      Justin, Matt (from the Roman history video)

    • @iwuedfh
      @iwuedfh 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@rollinontheboard no, it was HE whose name is Bulgarian (which is weird because his name is HE but whatever) not ME, ME is Justin, Matt but calling him (not HE) ME is way funnier

  • @shinyagumon7015
    @shinyagumon7015 Год назад +70

    The Cherokee must be thriving with HIM on their side.

  • @ChloroDude
    @ChloroDude Год назад +18

    I can't believe that HE and I talked. Quite surprised that two beings with such power didn't immediately cause a collapse of the world by meeting.

  • @LinteirSomeZebra
    @LinteirSomeZebra Год назад +19

    I like how *HE* has *HIS* specific sound effect.

  • @juliamavroidi8601
    @juliamavroidi8601 Год назад +51

    5:11 Finally the I/HE crossover we've all been waiting for

  • @BellUH-1Huey
    @BellUH-1Huey Год назад +154

    Honey, new bad translations dropped

  • @michealsoh8432
    @michealsoh8432 Год назад +36

    So France in this timeline not only wins at waterloo and maybe was able to get peace, they then singlehandedly defeated a United Germany and Italy. VIVE LE FRANCE

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Год назад +5

      But then 1899 is just British Victory.

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions Год назад +8

      So, in this timeline, France defeated Britain at Waterloo and Germany-Italy in 1871 (and that's not even mentioning Napoleon living until at least 1831). Good job, France!

  • @antoncabotta5364
    @antoncabotta5364 Год назад +28

    I like how as soon as the franco-british alliance ends after ww2 they just resume their previous war

    • @claudetheclaudeqc6600
      @claudetheclaudeqc6600 Год назад +8

      Idk which one was the multi-timelines one, but I think it messed up so bad that ww2 goes into the 19th century XD

  • @Shadow_Drip
    @Shadow_Drip Год назад +39

    8:22 As an Oregonian, this map pleases me immensely. Glory to Oregon

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 11 месяцев назад

      Imagine not being able to pump your own gas. You seriously need to move

    • @Shadow_Drip
      @Shadow_Drip 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@goldenfiberwheat238 It takes one Google search dude. As of last year, it is allowed in the state. Even if it wasn't, don't really care either way

    • @goldenfiberwheat238
      @goldenfiberwheat238 11 месяцев назад

      @@Shadow_Drip lmao. Took em long enough. Can’t believe that was ever a thing. Your state is the third most pathetic in the union (behind California and New York). Your government is so cucked and your climate so rainy you might as well move to the uk

  • @podemosurss8316
    @podemosurss8316 Год назад +68

    10:54 Well, not in 1864 but in 1873 the Spanish province of Murcia (then Cartagena) applied for membership in the US. It was a very wild year.

    • @randomintrovertedspider7510
      @randomintrovertedspider7510 Год назад +2

      Wait, really?

    • @drewsify552
      @drewsify552 Год назад +16

      I read that as ‘Merica

    • @podemosurss8316
      @podemosurss8316 Год назад +16

      @@randomintrovertedspider7510Yep, really. It was part of the Cantonal rebellion, in which most provinces declared independence due to political instability. It lasted for a few months until one of the Army generals gave a coup and begun retaking those Cantons. Things were pretty wild in Spain at this point. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cantonal_rebellion

    • @leoh3616
      @leoh3616 Год назад

      Average moment in spanish history after 17th century. @@podemosurss8316

    • @randomintrovertedspider7510
      @randomintrovertedspider7510 Год назад

      @@podemosurss8316 Huh. Nifty.

  • @marcinkrz3140
    @marcinkrz3140 Год назад +28

    13:28 a prequel to Polish TV series "4 people who ride in a tank and a dog"

  • @unrandomyouttube
    @unrandomyouttube Год назад +13

    This feels like an actual alternative timeline just in the wrong order

  • @dumahhborcoliu
    @dumahhborcoliu Год назад +13

    "1825: aluminum pipe" was the funniest shit ever

  • @floatingf8783
    @floatingf8783 Год назад +14

    11:16 Travelling the world in a single year during this point in history actually was pretty impressive.

  • @newwaveinfantry8362
    @newwaveinfantry8362 Год назад +32

    I think this is genuinely the funniest timeline so far.

  • @hockeyislife2
    @hockeyislife2 Год назад +25

    6:10 they finally caught Him for all those war crimes

  • @lawden210
    @lawden210 Год назад +45

    12:02 Babe wake up new Industrial revolution just dropped

    • @CTGReviews
      @CTGReviews Год назад +12

      bought the game on launch, it is buggy af, would be fun without them

  • @SJ9001
    @SJ9001 Год назад +32

    The 1830 peace deal was a landmark historical moment that we are still feeling the effects of today. To this very date, there has never been conflict between Mesopotamia and any Native American tribes east of the Mississippi. Absolutely extraordinary.

  • @LexusLFA554
    @LexusLFA554 Год назад +37

    7:17 Why is Owen Grady in the history books? I know he trained with Velociraptors, but damn.
    There were guns around 1390 already, called hand-cannons. Basically just a pipe with an opening to add spark for 1 pew per 20 minutes.

  • @sweetpurple8812
    @sweetpurple8812 Год назад +28

    Honestly he could do this infinitely. He could do centuries, wars, religious history, countries, middle ages, china, japan, etc.

    • @joshslater2426
      @joshslater2426 Год назад +5

      You could do the history of film franchises, forms of media, timelines of different transport, history of artists and so much more.

    • @pengen_gantinama
      @pengen_gantinama 11 месяцев назад

      he (the channel) could also recycle any old article translated through different set of languages

  • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
    @Hand-in-Shot_Productions Год назад +10

    This is quite a silly scrambling of history! I expected it to be messed up, but I didn't expect Napoleon's _victory_ at Waterloo, nor did I expect the random murder at 6:12! Also, why was Alexander Hamilton marching with the Confederate army at the beginning?
    Also, we got plenty of He lore here, including His taking of the Danish fleet (a new Hercules!) in the Napoleonic Wars (1:55), His contact with Justin (5:07), His imprisonment (6:04), how He is the founder of the Baha'i Faith (7:36), His world travels (11:17), and more!
    Lastly, that's quite a small "largest train station" at 12:52! Evidently, even my home city of San Diego, California beat _that_ record several times over.
    Thanks for the video!

  • @nnnnick
    @nnnnick Год назад +13

    this is actually so funny, has me laughing out loud
    please don't stop making these

  • @Clause-lf6su
    @Clause-lf6su Год назад +32

    moments like 12:39 when he starts giggling before even reading the lines always crack me up 😭

  • @galladesamurai2380
    @galladesamurai2380 Год назад +17

    God I am just imagining this series bit it's just the history of one country and I wanna see just how much HE was involved in it

  • @Greenpickles987
    @Greenpickles987 Год назад +15

    HE is too powerful. (Waiting for HE lore part 2)

  • @Elisabeth208
    @Elisabeth208 Год назад +11

    this was AMAZING i would love to see an American Civil War and Napoleonic War bad translations please

  • @joshuamackay9953
    @joshuamackay9953 Год назад +17

    Is this the first confirmed interaction between HIM and us (Telling HIM about the battle of Yogkarta and Sukarta)? I hope we turn out to be friends later in the lore.

    • @ANDORRA195
      @ANDORRA195 Год назад +4

      It is the first interaction between the two figures

  • @pillr3817
    @pillr3817 Год назад +68

    At this point the "I" lore or the author lore is more intriguing than the "he" lore and someone should really debunk it.

    • @Hand-in-Shot_Productions
      @Hand-in-Shot_Productions Год назад

      Fortunately, someone released a "Me Lore" video ( ruclips.net/video/46AcB5v8jw0/видео.html&lc=UgwqDYgThVukS0hqzVt4AaABAg ) only 13 hours ago!
      Anyway, I agree! The author (aka Justin) is quite interesting!

    • @samuelblack7314
      @samuelblack7314 Год назад +9

      The "HE" lore is still intriguing though, is it not?

    • @StationaryGamingReal
      @StationaryGamingReal Год назад +6

      This some anti-HE propaganda.

  • @anszjaa
    @anszjaa Год назад +80

    I kinda wish for an exclusively Polish History video. Thinking about all the wars, the partitions, weird monarchs etc. Lots of good material.
    ... but I guess, most of the Europen countries could say the same thing 😅

    • @VoVilliaCorp
      @VoVilliaCorp Год назад +10

      There's lots of history everywhere waiting to be badly translated, so I wouldn't worry

    • @maciejbala477
      @maciejbala477 Год назад

      yeah it's better to just do timelines to have the translation decide what countries it's going to highlight

  • @ChaffyExpert
    @ChaffyExpert Год назад +11

    Abraham Lincoln be like
    "You all want to fight? Fuck it im leaving."

  • @jaredjosephsongheng372
    @jaredjosephsongheng372 Год назад +19

    He is literally always dying.
    Up until The Cold War when he literally becomes a god.
    15:55

  • @VCT136
    @VCT136 Год назад +3

    Funnily enough Bismarck actually made a policy that opposed his own political views. This made him more popular among the general population and reduced the chance that the socialists would have gained leverage in the parliament. 15:03

  • @joshslater2426
    @joshslater2426 Год назад +7

    He is too powerful for us all. He can take, he can give, he can perform inhuman feats, he can lead, and he can regenerate if he fails.
    But let’s not forget that he makes mistakes and has weaknesses like everyone else. His ability to overcome them is what makes him so powerful.

  • @xcastielx
    @xcastielx 6 месяцев назад +2

    There are literal tears in my eyes this is ridiculous
    This BETTER be a series I swear to god when I click on ur profile there better be more of this
    Or I'll... be like... really sad about it :(
    Edit: 11 VIDEOS IN THE PLAYLIST. LIFE IS GOOD

  • @KaitoMomota11037
    @KaitoMomota11037 Год назад +15

    6:03 this is actually consistent with the cold war video, in which Pope Mao was dissatisfied with how the soviets treated slaves ; now we learn that God banned slavery in england, therefore we see that religious figures seem to be very opposed to slavery in these series

    • @yadinejoe12
      @yadinejoe12 11 месяцев назад +1

      Did this happen in Lanuarie and written in his memoirs?

  • @akitatrips
    @akitatrips Год назад +9

    2:40 The band I've been listening to since I was a teen in 1814! How I wish I could bring those good ol' times back.

  • @augustine6683
    @augustine6683 Год назад +7

    16:48 the music here is "Portal 2 OST Volume 1 - Ghost of Rattman"

  • @saagabragi6938
    @saagabragi6938 Год назад +15

    5:23
    That's a suprisingly normal phrase, because Darwin's ship was named _Greyhound._

  • @stoopidapples1596
    @stoopidapples1596 Год назад +7

    As a Tasmanian, the impacts of the Tasmanian War darkening still haunt us to this day. It's always cloudy, we're basically the England of Australia.

  • @BreadApologist
    @BreadApologist Год назад +6

    Did you know?:
    The trope of the black guy dying first in horror and similar movies is an homage to Francis Cahill, the very first black man, whom was also killed.

  • @slifer0081
    @slifer0081 Год назад +41

    2:58 why did that make me laugh

  • @aRandomShyGuy
    @aRandomShyGuy 6 месяцев назад +2

    15:07 I love how much it hypes up Leo XIII.

  • @French_bone_man
    @French_bone_man Год назад +12

    7:12 just like douglas macarthur was split into general douglas and general macarthur, Richard Owen(s) has met a similar fate

  • @marsman01_
    @marsman01_ Год назад +14

    if ww1 was HIS first playthrough, this is HIS tutorial

    • @tkts6672
      @tkts6672 Год назад +1

      How about HIS time in Rome?

    • @ANDORRA195
      @ANDORRA195 Год назад +2

      @@tkts6672 that was the prequel game

    • @gengarzilla1685
      @gengarzilla1685 Год назад

      HE doesn't follow a linear timeline.

  • @STURMLEITER
    @STURMLEITER Год назад +4

    HE IS BACK!
    Someone needs to make a hoi4 mod about these scenarios

  • @Gamesaucer
    @Gamesaucer 9 месяцев назад +1

    Honestly I'd love to see someone compile all major events and lore on this channel into a self-consistent history including a world map of all the countries and everything.

  • @Bornana7
    @Bornana7 Год назад +5

    The most historical accurate Civ 5 campaign

  • @bobogus7559
    @bobogus7559 Год назад +16

    5:32 Sadly, yes.
    But he lived!

  • @YeahThisIsMe-zs1mx
    @YeahThisIsMe-zs1mx 6 месяцев назад +4

    As a British person, He knows what He did.

  • @jack101starZ
    @jack101starZ Год назад +16

    15:06 The titles

  • @gwalon2089
    @gwalon2089 Год назад +4

    Napoleon when he sees "He" (or Him idk) arriving: "There's nothing we can do" (sad french music)

  • @MrBet1001
    @MrBet1001 9 месяцев назад +8

    8:51 John of the air

  • @emermage
    @emermage Год назад +23

    12:53 - american public transport system be like

  • @Williamfrontflip1
    @Williamfrontflip1 6 месяцев назад +2

    Watching this while on pain meds after surgery, I understand this perfectly.

  • @OmegaCorsair
    @OmegaCorsair Год назад +12

    HE Finally made a Video on the 19th Century

    • @RuyVuusen
      @RuyVuusen Год назад +5

      No, StarvHarv is "I", not HE!

  • @cipherforbid
    @cipherforbid Год назад

    Combines my two favourite things-history and funny bad translations! Love these videos, keep up the good work!

  • @Jan_Koopman
    @Jan_Koopman Год назад +18

    15:42
    Well, it's not *wrong*...

  • @lefische2153
    @lefische2153 Год назад +1

    Can't stress enough how much I love your music choices for these videos btw. We love a map game nerd ❤

  • @thelearningmethod
    @thelearningmethod Год назад +10

    7:45 oh, you mean the Millerite Movement?

  • @MikosTurtle
    @MikosTurtle Год назад +4

    Todays my birthday and seeing this made me smile so much since I really enjoy history
    also yay more HE lore

  • @thomasoates3003
    @thomasoates3003 Год назад +7

    7:18 I think this is a mangling of Richard Owen coining the word 'dinosauria'.

  • @zakuraiyadesu
    @zakuraiyadesu Год назад +2

    Love the videos, man. Keep it up!!!

  • @이규헌-s3c
    @이규헌-s3c Год назад +15

    3:49 In 1825, *Alumin(i)um Pipe*

  • @jaredjosephsongheng372
    @jaredjosephsongheng372 Год назад +18

    10:15
    Now thats a true American civil war.

  • @Glorbo_fIorbo
    @Glorbo_fIorbo Год назад +8

    14:52 how did you make that sound

  • @qoombert
    @qoombert Год назад +7

    They finally put Him in prison of his terrible acts! (in 1834) (in one of the videos he is on trial). But his prison was later destroyed by the Qing dinasty in 1839, as were other parts of england. 1844. He recovored tho. He also founded bahá'í faith while he was recovering.

  • @carmi7042
    @carmi7042 Год назад +14

    3:20 Impossible, Florida can't have a legal battle if it doesn't even have laws

  • @Syl643
    @Syl643 11 месяцев назад +2

    HE is a great character and all, but I feel like people don't talk about Mr Wang enough. Super well written, amazing character arc. Deserved a lot more screen time, but will still remain in my heart forever..

  • @lantzevongkorad4084
    @lantzevongkorad4084 Год назад +11

    14:45 electroboom still uses it

  • @RichardTheLemonBunny
    @RichardTheLemonBunny Год назад +17

    11:06 As a Czech person, i am indeed living in fear.

  • @DisKKJ
    @DisKKJ Год назад +19

    4:10 Well that turned out dark.

  • @oliversherman2414
    @oliversherman2414 Год назад +1

    I love your channel keep up the great stuff

  • @Pumciusz
    @Pumciusz Год назад +9

    14:02 you could have used the Adeptus Mechanicus music.

  • @-deadmemelord07
    @-deadmemelord07 Год назад +7

    6:50 I mean, that is technically a war in America, just not in what is traditionally labeled as "America" to a lot of people