Reminds me of one of the people related to Kim Jung un, someone (i think his uncle) went to japan because he wanted to go to Disney world but Japan did not let him, once he has back in North Korea Kim Jung un got him killed. I know I’m getting part of this wrong but whatever
History of He: -Singlehandedly wins the battle of Britain, repelling German forces from the Isles. -Wearing a British uniform, He becomes the leader of the reconquest of Crete from the Germans and establishes a kingdom there, populated by his soldiers and liberated civilians. -Following his service in the British Army, He begins to make use of his supernatural talents, using Crete as his base of operations. First, he flies thousands of miles without use of a plane. -After mastering flight on Earth, He flies to the moon and deters a Jupiterian presence there. -After returning to Earth and making a brief stop in the USA, He makes a flight to Mars, successfully landing. By landing on Mars, He has successfully prevented Jupiter from gaining any ground between itself and Britain. -Following his victory against Jupiter in the space race, He returns to Earth and enters Argentina in search of nazi exiles. He wages a secret war against the exiled nazi forces of Argentina, employing many inhumane war practices. An international court attempts to sentence him, but no successful attempt at imprisoning him has been reported. He is basically a superhero in this timeline. He has the ability to fly and defeated the nazis, aliens from jupiter, and maintains peace on Earth.
After launching a campaign against The Soviet union alongside Estonian forces during Ww2, 𝙃𝙀 was last seen climbing the freedom rock in Usa Where he was caught by the Us forces. Later that he Dissapered until the cold war he unexpectedly makes a return. And flies 5,990 Kilometers without using airplane
Imagine living in this twisted reality and then some unsong hero known as HE just flys with no airplane and influnces so many major geopolotical events without leaving a trace.
Don’t worry, we already alleged that “The Soviet Union is a province of Poland” in wwII so the Polish gov will have a legitimate reason to fight against rebels
Im so sad to deliver this news but the new video confirmes Spain was part of Ottoman Empire when HE was born, so unfortunately he is not from your country but from mine lol
"HE flew 5,990 kilometers without using an airplane" bro's already so powerful that HE can already destroy an entire black hole with only staring at it💀💀😭😭
That doesn't add up, then they wouldn't be related and there would be two urelated incredibly powerful entities, maybe they are like miythological gods and are both @@Williamslamaeiland
SHE is probably his half-sister at least. My logic: HE is from Spain, the Philippines was a Spanish colony, and mestisos from the Philippines were known to visit mainland Spain, so chances are they might be related somehow.
unlocked sanbox mode but he started hacking Argentina code, hence why He was prosecuted for war crimes in Argentina. She was the second person to unlock sandbox mode but so far has avoided the public eye.
Please keep doing this video format; it is hilarious. I would love to see what Google Translate has to say about other historical events, like the Napoleonic Wars or the Great Northern War.
@@mvalthegamer2450 NazBol means "National Bolshevism", a bizarre ideology that combines the cultural views of National Socialism (ie. Nazism) with the economic views of Bolshevism, ie. Marxist-Leninist communism. It's... a doozy.
Love how in the beginning HE seems to have lost his war spirit and focused on space exploration,but towards the end HE remembered his Spanish lineage and got back in the game. A bit too hard it seems since HE was tried for warcrimes. Also the betrayal of Eisenhower. First he declared himself emperor and surrenders to the Germans as the allies are about to win, and now he threatened America with nuclear bombing. Also the author being chill and keeping his bloodlust in check by not killing someone was nice.
He is my favorite character in the Wikipedia Translated Cinematic Universe. Imagine if you had meta-cosmic knowledge, could fly through space under your own power, made yourself a sterling legacy of leading armies to victory in World War II, founded a new island civilization, and effortlessly survived a terror bombing, and still willingly submitted to being tried at the Hague for your war crimes. Automatically better than nearly all modern leaders.
6:34 This isn't a (complete) mistranslation. This actually happened. Nikita Khrushchev, Leader of the Soviet Union, was not allowed to visit Disneyland - which is just a civilian theme park, it's not exactly critical for national security - on a state visit here, ostensibly due to "security concerns", much to his consternation. History is weird.
@@Joyce_Aneila I checked the source material... And he did??? "Khrushchev visits U.S. for 13 days, and is denied access to Disneyland. Instead, he visits SeaWorld (then known as Marineland of the Pacific)." Just search "Timeline of events in the Cold War" On Wikipedia (1959, September)
18:39 as a Ukrainian I can confirm that we dissolved USSR and destroyed all countries except USA, including ourselves. Also, that is why americans are so bad at Geography, because there are no other countries.
As an American (and one who might have some ancestors from Odesa), I'll say _Дякую!_ I am returning the favor by making videos (on my channel) about your homeland, and generally, by supporting the Ukrainian cause. Слава Україні!
Indeed! Hezbollah takes over the Philippines, yet they only appear again in the 1965 "Top 9 Matches" at 9:29! Also, why was Britain so angry at Iceland over their water supply? That leaves us wondering, which is funny!
Time for HE!!! 2:52 HE’s gone… 6:09 HE’s flying! (Off topic but who won the soccer/football battle here 8:26, here 9:29, here 10:08) 10:34 HE makes 10 orbits 10:48 HE’s in the USA 11:11 HE ring 11:25 HE lands on another planet 11:53 He lands on (which) Mars 12:33 He leads his team to failure 12:55 Terrorist attack on HIM 13:57 HE has played this game twice 15:15 HE LORE!? 15:23 More HE lore?! 15:40 He overthrew communists and Cuba and stopped a Soviet airport 15:51 He condemned aid to the rebels 16:27 He was convicted crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina :( 16:55 SHE was elected president of the Philippines Edit: Why do I like doing this :/
@@camohere my theory is that before HE got convicted of war crimes in Argentina, HE taught SHE about his powers and took her in as an disciple edit: now HE will be put in jail and SHE will continue his legacy
I adore that in the translation time line death has no meaning, as various figures continue to do things and live despite in some cases being killed multiple times.
Perhaps they were resurrected or became zombified? Maybe a zombie plague happened sometime before WWII was covered by this channel, or they found a way to revive humans.
17:31 these grapes were against makeing wine from them. So czechs bonded together and showed those fuckers where is their place. (Inside the wine bottles)
What Happened To He After The War: After He Was Arrested For Committing War Crimes, The Police Decided To Set Him Free Of Fear That He Would Destroy The Prison And Take Over The World. But Then, He Committed The Unforgivable Crime Of Eating British Food. Not Only Did This Make Many People Start To Hate Him, But It Also Took Away His Supernatural Powers Which Meant He Was Now Vulnerable. In 1993, He Was Killed In Vilnius After An Unidentified Assassin Not Only Killed He But Also She In An Attack On The Two. The Location Of Their Graves Are Unknown.
14:15 I appreciate the accurate graphic for the CIA's counter-Soviet operation in Afghanistan. Some people still call it a conspiracy theory, despite the fact it's now even confirmed by the CIA itself.
Theory on he He could’ve been born in Spain with him moving to Britain before WW2 and joined the army He also could’ve been a jet fighter or in the navy in WW2 which is how he was able to fly miles on earth and went to the moon and mars Also he could’ve been on a moon dress rehearsal for a landing and went into a rocket to mars and Luna not flying Just a theory Edit: I remember he wasn’t flying a plane so either he gained powers or someone else could’ve flown the plane
-From Spain -Helped Britain -Survived WWII -Massively Influential without leaving a trace I think HE is Juan Pujol García aka. Agent Garbo, given superpowers via google translate.
@@Attaxalotl I forgot about Agent Garbo! Though he was already a hero, Google Translate has made him even more powerful! Thanks for reminding me of him! If you want to learn more about him: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Pujol_Garc%C3%ADa
6:39 the bit about not being allowed to visit Disneyland is actually true. Walt was reportedly disappointed as he would not be able to show Krushchev his submarines.
He was born in Spain. He was released by the British and French governments (Likely he was only held there willingly as they could not contain Him). He has a British uniform (Perhaps a solider). Is the youngest son of the Soviet union and is supernaturally powerful and can singlehandedly overthrow governments. Given He plays the world like a game and has done before, He is either a god, capable of time travel or on a higher plane of existence to their entire reality. Given all of this, I believe He is truly unbeatable, if he ever fails it is only to serve a greater purpose for Him in the future.
I learned a lot from this video, including that when I'm alone in my bed, laughter can also make me cry. I'm harder than HE right now. And twice as subscribed.
He was clearly shown to be anti communist in the WW2 video with how he destroyed the USSR with some Estonians, so i'm assuming he'd have to betray the Soviet revolution at some point
@@wirezd4279 we also know HE was born in Spain on May 30th so HE would’ve seen the Spanish Civil War and had been promised to be the youngest son of the Communist Revolution in Sri Lanka.
As a proud malaysian, i can safely say that it is false that history taught internationally about our borneo skirmishes with indonesia is actually not a military act but instead an football match in Kuching, malaysia, my dad watch that game and he was so inspired that he enlisted later on Source: ( i am a Hearts of iron 4 player)
6:31 After looking at the original timeline, I laughed hard when I found out that Khruschev was actually denied access to Disneyland. "Instead, he visits SeaWorld (then known as Marineland of the Pacific)."
11:05 Somehow Gaddafi actually was kind of an ally to both of the Soviet Union and Britain. His foreign policy was so erratic that he did assist both Nations at various points
So Im pretty sure at 12:05 when he mentions the Soviet Hockey Series it is actually referencing the Summit Series between the USSR and Canada which was quite an important event to many Canadians who would go on to win the series which pretty much made Canada the number 1 hockey country. just putting it out their for my fellow Canadians
"He has played this game twice" is super cryptic and terrifying
He got isekaied into redoing his life
He had mods installed
It's just a hoi4 game
He is Drew Durnil.
@@NeostormXLMAXre:zero lore
The moment he said that chad retired from golf, a tear dropped from my eye
Even Chad has to take a break.
*HE*
How it feels after you miss a put
@@Dabadi4834 ye i also think HE is another name for chad
We all know that Tiger Woods aint got nothing on chad in golf terms
Dont ask HE what he was doing in argentina from 1976 to 1983
Probably a part of the argentinan coup
What was he doing?
@@PrussianBonakcrimes against humanity
@@PenguinX3a true human
Khrushchev not being allowed to Disneyland actually happened. Walt was so disappointed, too, he really wanted to show off the submarines.
Sad day for Khrushchev 😞
Reminds me of one of the people related to Kim Jung un, someone (i think his uncle) went to japan because he wanted to go to Disney world but Japan did not let him, once he has back in North Korea Kim Jung un got him killed. I know I’m getting part of this wrong but whatever
Khrushchev went to the sea instead.
@@SiPakRubah*Sea Day for Khrushchev 🌊
Whenever i cry, i cry because they didn’t let Khrushchev into Disneyland
As a historian i think you can really draw a line between the era before and after Chad retired from golf
2023 = 63AG (After Golf)
@@Eagle_the_18thLol
@@Eagle_the_18thAnno Golfini 63
@@Eagle_the_18thNot enough people know this...
Fr
I love how Chad gaining independence became “Chad Retired from golf”
for a second i forgot chad was a country
Communist Reagan was not something I was expecting
Neither an anti-Semitic one, while being a transgender
@@SiPakRubah Sounds like the most normal Twitter user
I bet the song in this universe must have been 'Ain't I Left?'.
"In this present crisis, government is not the solution to our problem. Government is the solution to our problem."
@@Sl0wry Is that a Lemon Demon reference?!?
I love how HE has gone from a fairly absurd yet still believably powerful man to basically a god in human form.
Spanish god in english disguise making several war crimes 😂
And also HE got wings, because he flew 5990 km without an aeroplane and in space!
a greek god, God only came to earth once
Who is *he* ?
Nobody knows…
I love how HE is the ''youngest son of communism'' and still fights against communism with America several times.
HE has a complicated relationship with his parent (Communism)
Maybe HE is a trotskyist
He has parent issues
HE lived in fear of what HE had created, and had thus sought to destroy it.
I mean Ronald Reagan is President of the US and also of the Soviet Union, so it seems like communism is just an aesthetic in this universe.
‘British Pound’ was one of the most tragic events of the 20th century.
Yeah after 'british food' in ww2. truly devastating
I think it can be potentially compared to “British Dart”
Don't forget about "British darts" truly horrible...
For me, the most tragic event of the 20th century was when British troops in Africa broke up, truly sad 😭
lmfao
HE is pretty much omnipotent and can go out in space with no problems, but the Khmer Rogue was too much even for him. Damn
Paul Holm is too strong
Emperors plans are incomprehensible
Imagine what Paul able to do with 2 legs.
if he couldnt beat the khmer rouge, but vietnam did, does this mean that vietnam is more powerful than he?
@@anxiousbottle Nah, the KR was just severely weakened after the fight.
never ask a woman her age
never ask a man his salary
never ask he what he did in argentina from 1976 to 1983
"America became the only country in the world" I think this mistranslation was perfect to the finale 🤣
Who says it was a mistranslation?
@@sawdustconsumerStarv harv
Literally The End of History
Americans would probably believe it tbh
@@georgelloyd9364more like the end of world
History of He:
-Singlehandedly wins the battle of Britain, repelling German forces from the Isles.
-Wearing a British uniform, He becomes the leader of the reconquest of Crete from the Germans and establishes a kingdom there, populated by his soldiers and liberated civilians.
-Following his service in the British Army, He begins to make use of his supernatural talents, using Crete as his base of operations. First, he flies thousands of miles without use of a plane.
-After mastering flight on Earth, He flies to the moon and deters a Jupiterian presence there.
-After returning to Earth and making a brief stop in the USA, He makes a flight to Mars, successfully landing. By landing on Mars, He has successfully prevented Jupiter from gaining any ground between itself and Britain.
-Following his victory against Jupiter in the space race, He returns to Earth and enters Argentina in search of nazi exiles. He wages a secret war against the exiled nazi forces of Argentina, employing many inhumane war practices. An international court attempts to sentence him, but no successful attempt at imprisoning him has been reported.
He is basically a superhero in this timeline. He has the ability to fly and defeated the nazis, aliens from jupiter, and maintains peace on Earth.
*He* is pretty much Superman, let's be honest.
@@alinalexandru2466He is Spanish war criminal Superman
@@alinalexandru2466 Or the Emperor from 40k...
The Last Son of Alcatraz
They could definitely make a comic about this guy.
Iceland: We found a water supply
Britian: Protest and sends warships
British history in a nutshell
I always appreciate more HE lore
So HE has:
A british uniform
Is:
From Spain Born in spain (spain)
Cpnvicted of:
*CRIMES AGAINST HUMANITY*
@@jixdl not to mention he has the power of flight and has “played this game twice”
Eh I personally prefer She, but I respect your opinion:)
gotta love HIM
@@eossyoutubeaccount5152The only lore She has is just president of the Philippines really, but eh that's cool...
"He" Is Probably The Strongest Character In This Cinematic Universe
Well now we have SHE aswell.
Mabe in the future they'll fight eachother for dominance.
@@_JOJ_ IDK i'm guessing they are related.
@@mattseller148Twin sister just dropped.
HE is a HOI:4 player
He has the power!
I guess when god said "I am He", he wasn't kidding
This comment is underrated 😂
Heh, He has said he twice
It's good to see *HE* survived WW2
I think it would be more correct to say that WW2 didn't survive the powers of He
WW2 didn’t survive him
After launching a campaign against The Soviet union alongside Estonian forces during Ww2, 𝙃𝙀 was last seen climbing the freedom rock in Usa Where he was caught by the Us forces. Later that he Dissapered until the cold war he unexpectedly makes a return. And flies 5,990 Kilometers without using airplane
Imagine living in this twisted reality and then some unsong hero known as HE just flys with no airplane and influnces so many major geopolotical events without leaving a trace.
Except for the trial of His war crimes in Argentina of course
And don’t forget SHE, who was elected to president of the Philippines.
@@thisissparta789789SHE is HIS daughter, had with Reagen before being tried for war crimes.
Nixonverse
@@thisissparta789789As a filipino, SHE is actually a real person
that'll be cory aquino, the first female philippine president.
That ain't the cold war, that's the Freezing conflict
nah its the hypothermia battle
Arctic Argument
I prefer cool standoff
@@snekback. Chilly disagreement
@@VelociraptorAnimations Gelid tussle
The release of Sailor Moon 4 was actually a pretty important, though under-noticed part of the Cold War. Thank you for including it!
Arguably MOST important
it was instrumental in the later peace talks between Lithuania and Mozambique!
@@hej2800What about dropping the right to life?
As a Polish person, I am scared myself that Stalin might withdraw and invade us.
Don’t worry, we already alleged that “The Soviet Union is a province of Poland” in wwII
so the Polish gov will have a legitimate reason to fight against rebels
@@loadingnewadsalleged? You mean established in accordance with international law 😂
as also a polish person just get out of poland that's how i did it
...
Is that me or it did... sound sexual?
15:54 "I AM AMERICA"
18:41 America became the only country in the world 🦅🦅🦅🇺🇲🇺🇲
*_FREEDOM INTENSIFIES_*
left me dead at the end 😂
Real
Ronald is the only country in the world.
Imagine if this was the only surviving document left for future historians about the cold war
I hope so
@@cameronlittle7298nah💀
I can’t imagine
I want future historicans to spend years finding out who He is
They'd spend millenniums in fear of He
As a person from spain, i am very proud to have born in the same country as him.
Él
Es un ídolo nacional
@@ila3 El es mucho mejor que el Cid campeador
El es el héroe global que merecemos
Im so sad to deliver this news but the new video confirmes Spain was part of Ottoman Empire when HE was born, so unfortunately he is not from your country but from mine lol
"HE flew 5,990 kilometers without using an airplane" bro's already so powerful that HE can already destroy an entire black hole with only staring at it💀💀😭😭
fr i need more he lore
I do love how the translation was shockingly consistent in its portrayal of Reagan.
Reagan was a simple man. So simple that his characteristics apparently cant be mistranslated.
@@miniaturejayhawk870214:38 it was a she/her
@@miniaturejayhawk8702Reagan was actually communist at one time; he later became a neo-conservative.
Stop getting her pronouns wrong.
Reagan is THE girlboss Marxist-Leninist
@@jasonenns5076mussolini and hitler were also communists in their teenage years
HE really got put into prison for warcrimes and then the government said “Damn it, get his sister now”
he was just convicted of them no one could keep him in prison
i rather saw SHE as HIS girlfriend
That doesn't add up, then they wouldn't be related and there would be two urelated incredibly powerful entities, maybe they are like miythological gods and are both @@Williamslamaeiland
@@Williamslamaeiland HE was born in Spain, not Alabama
SHE is probably his half-sister at least. My logic: HE is from Spain, the Philippines was a Spanish colony, and mestisos from the Philippines were known to visit mainland Spain, so chances are they might be related somehow.
jupiter: i have a nuke
Krushchev: i have Sea Time
HE: hold my supernatural flight.
I hope SHE get more screen time in the sequel.
As a Filipino I am proud to have had *her* as president of the Philippines
I am still confused however, what on earth was Hezbollah’s business here 😂
@@boaoftheboaiansThat's prob Cory Aquino since she is the first female president who survived many coups
Iirc her husband loves sleeping in the airport
@@felipeball7778 That's dark bro 💀🥶
@@TotallyNotARebel_550 atleast the airport was named after him
HE feels like a player who did bascially everything in the game and is just going nuts with his godly powers
also, *S E A T I M E*
unlocked sanbox mode but he started hacking Argentina code, hence why He was prosecuted for war crimes in Argentina. She was the second person to unlock sandbox mode but so far has avoided the public eye.
to be fair, he did play this game twice
Maybe HE is Josh from let's game it out? 🤔
HE is basically a guy who uses a custom skin inside alternate history
Please keep doing this video format; it is hilarious. I would love to see what Google Translate has to say about other historical events, like the Napoleonic Wars or the Great Northern War.
I couldn't stop laughing from the Reagan's new lore, especially when she won from her "anti-Semitic" view
Transgender NazBol Reagan, truly the most blursed timeline of all
Also Commie
@@mvalthegamer2450 NazBol means "National Bolshevism", a bizarre ideology that combines the cultural views of National Socialism (ie. Nazism) with the economic views of Bolshevism, ie. Marxist-Leninist communism. It's... a doozy.
@@generalrubbish9513 at least its not the Orthodox Christianity + Bolshevism. Which is a thing in Russia, although not popular.
@@AtticusKarpenternational bolshevism is literally fascism with a mixed economy
Love how in the beginning HE seems to have lost his war spirit and focused on space exploration,but towards the end HE remembered his Spanish lineage and got back in the game. A bit too hard it seems since HE was tried for warcrimes.
Also the betrayal of Eisenhower. First he declared himself emperor and surrenders to the Germans as the allies are about to win, and now he threatened America with nuclear bombing.
Also the author being chill and keeping his bloodlust in check by not killing someone was nice.
HE is the most strongest and best character
I’m pretty sure He is God.
Also 300th like
"Pope Mao" got me dying on the floor 💀💀💀💀💀
He is my favorite character in the Wikipedia Translated Cinematic Universe. Imagine if you had meta-cosmic knowledge, could fly through space under your own power, made yourself a sterling legacy of leading armies to victory in World War II, founded a new island civilization, and effortlessly survived a terror bombing, and still willingly submitted to being tried at the Hague for your war crimes. Automatically better than nearly all modern leaders.
I love HE
It's simple. He just waited long enough for SHE to arrive to replace him.
It is simple, HE was viewing his Steam achievements.
But that’s just a theory a he theory
6:34 This isn't a (complete) mistranslation. This actually happened. Nikita Khrushchev, Leader of the Soviet Union, was not allowed to visit Disneyland - which is just a civilian theme park, it's not exactly critical for national security - on a state visit here, ostensibly due to "security concerns", much to his consternation. History is weird.
the mistranslation was about him just going to SeaWorld instead
he didn't mind. He already saw the corn. It wasn't going to get any better for him than meeting his true love after that.
@@Joyce_Aneila I checked the source material... And he did???
"Khrushchev visits U.S. for 13 days, and is denied access to Disneyland. Instead, he visits SeaWorld (then known as Marineland of the Pacific)."
Just search "Timeline of events in the Cold War" On Wikipedia (1959, September)
And the to the sea(poseidon's curse)
OK but why did he want to go to Disneyland?
Why does anyone?
7:23
Someone logged onto wikipedia thinking it was a help forum lol.
"He" In WW2: Really good commander
"He" In cold war: godlly powerful
WHY DOES THIS HAVE THIS MANY LIKES AND COMMENTS ITS JUST A RLY LOW QUALITY MEME
Lol
Typical shonen powercreep
Shame "He" got done for warcrimes
@@AtticusKarpenter thats why the writes made him lose randomly in cambodia and put on trial for war crimes, gotta balance it out after all this time.
@@plarteey1316the game ends there, he has played it twice already so he just speed runs it.
18:39 as a Ukrainian I can confirm that we dissolved USSR and destroyed all countries except USA, including ourselves.
Also, that is why americans are so bad at Geography, because there are no other countries.
#SlavaUkraini 🫡
As an American (and one who might have some ancestors from Odesa), I'll say _Дякую!_ I am returning the favor by making videos (on my channel) about your homeland, and generally, by supporting the Ukrainian cause.
Слава Україні!
@@Hand-in-Shot_Productions thank you for support.
So it was ukies who did it! Damn it
This makes more sense then the Russian state news, explanation of why the ussr dissolved.
As a Chilean, I can say that my grandfather always told me the epic battle between King Augustus Pinochet and King Augustus
I hope HE helped win the war.
3:57- 5:39 I like how conflict escalates drastically in the 1950s and then the wars are never talked about again
Indeed! Hezbollah takes over the Philippines, yet they only appear again in the 1965 "Top 9 Matches" at 9:29! Also, why was Britain so angry at Iceland over their water supply? That leaves us wondering, which is funny!
As a Filipino, I can confirm we are still under Hezbollah rule
Thats was just the cold war in general lol.
HE and his WIFE SHE are the most powerful beings to ever been born.
Time for HE!!!
2:52 HE’s gone…
6:09 HE’s flying!
(Off topic but who won the soccer/football battle here 8:26, here 9:29, here 10:08)
10:34 HE makes 10 orbits
10:48 HE’s in the USA
11:11 HE ring
11:25 HE lands on another planet
11:53 He lands on (which) Mars
12:33 He leads his team to failure
12:55 Terrorist attack on HIM
13:57 HE has played this game twice
15:15 HE LORE!?
15:23 More HE lore?!
15:40 He overthrew communists and Cuba and stopped a Soviet airport
15:51 He condemned aid to the rebels
16:27 He was convicted crimes against humanity and war crimes in Argentina :(
16:55 SHE was elected president of the Philippines
Edit: Why do I like doing this :/
Plot twist: HE is gender-fluid.
@@DecentAssailant …
@@DecentAssailant It's his sister
we need more she lore
HE changed sex to SHE in order to be discharged of her crimes
11:28 "Idi Amin's victory in Uganda on January 25 was a joke." Considering that 100k-500k people died during his reign, that was a pretty mean joke.
oh, just a prank
its just a prank bro
“I did a little trolling”
More like he lost the war with tanzania
@@waffle6376 That was still 8 years off; The entry in the video says 1971, the year Idi Amin took over Uganda.
6:08 When the world needed him most, He returned
Literally, he was probably testing his new-found god-like powers tho.
This video is a fine addition to the *HE* Cinematic Universe (HCU)
Ah yes, he, the WWII veteran.
It was so climatic when they introduced SHE. Maybe they will become a couple?
@@camohere my theory is that before HE got convicted of war crimes in Argentina, HE taught SHE about his powers and took her in as an disciple
edit: now HE will be put in jail and SHE will continue his legacy
@@camohere Just imagine if *THEY* have a child!
@@mansnetterlidlindvall1805 i can't imagine that a mere human could contain HIS power, i doubt if HE could possibly be locked up in jail
As an argentinian, i remember the horrible crimes that "he" did in my land.
What were they?
@@ALLMINDmercenarysupportsystem several fartings
@@wilburdemitel8468 He is truly the worst monster of all humankind.
@@wilburdemitel8468So that's why it's called the dirty war...
HE is a human god.
7:04 Interplanetary WW2!
As a NASA worker, I can confirm that NASA has developed the Suez Canal.
Lol Nasa was then attacked by 3 countries
And do u remember the Great NASA War?
and then we attacked you
HE is the greatest man in history!! Also funny that chad retires from golf lol😂
But will He be able to defeat Her?
Will HE and HER fall in love? ❤
Just dont ask what happened in Argentina
@@MagmasiteNOTHING happened in argentinia
@@who-ny5oeI believed in HE/Jupiter. After all, HE can travel to other planets
HE has got to be the Hoi4 player here with some wacky mods
I adore that in the translation time line death has no meaning, as various figures continue to do things and live despite in some cases being killed multiple times.
Perhaps they were resurrected or became zombified? Maybe a zombie plague happened sometime before WWII was covered by this channel, or they found a way to revive humans.
we call that a "Disney death"
@@carnage0685maybe it's just straight up rain world type stuff and nobody can truly die, they just resurrect the next day
They paid to respawn. P2W cheaters!
Are you actually Voldemort?
I love how Cold War is very hot in this version, as atom bombs dropped everywhere
Agreed
so pretty much, cold war became hot war
I am pretty sure you could make an awesome Alternative History story with these translations, after working out some of the kinks.
Cold War only escalated because he wasn’t there to stop conflicts
If he was on earth instead of being in space for most of that time the war would only last a day.
16:27 Oh no, HE was too powerful and Argentina was decimated
17:31 these grapes were against makeing wine from them. So czechs bonded together and showed those fuckers where is their place. (Inside the wine bottles)
The fact that Paul's leg is still gone is attention to detail 12:22
So he’s the same Paul who removed his leg in the WWII video?
@@howdoipickaname9815yeah
@@howdoipickaname9815yes due to protesting the kissing law with Hitler.
He's still salty that he wasn't able to kiss so now he takes it on Cambodia ☠️
HE was the supreme controller of our universe all along… 1984 WAS REAL!!! BIG BROTHER = HIM
What Happened To He After The War:
After He Was Arrested For Committing War Crimes, The Police Decided To Set Him Free Of Fear That He Would Destroy The Prison And Take Over The World. But Then, He Committed The Unforgivable Crime Of Eating British Food. Not Only Did This Make Many People Start To Hate Him, But It Also Took Away His Supernatural Powers Which Meant He Was Now Vulnerable. In 1993, He Was Killed In Vilnius After An Unidentified Assassin Not Only Killed He But Also She In An Attack On The Two. The Location Of Their Graves Are Unknown.
Holy shit this is hilarious
Edit: that football transition is gold and what have we done in mozambique
Your second
Love how the Jovian Empire got involved in the Cold War. Went from alternate history to full on sci-fi
the kruschev visiting the u.s. and not being allowed to visit disneyland was actually a very real thing that happened
I am addicted to HE lore
Same, wasn't expecting HE has a sister (SHE)
@@WilliamslamaeilandOr a Girlfriend ;)
@Mehak-dq2xw why not both? Godly beings have a strong tendency towards incest...
@@Mehak-dq2xw i was thinking that too
@@Mehak-dq2xwmaybe...
Or maybe they fight? Who knows. We will have to see in the lore of 2000-2080
1:59 The Allied Powers occupy all of Berlin. Stalin was like “You occupy Berlin? Let’s see how you like my hunger strike!”
Stalin started using Gandhi's tactics.
@@cathemeraltheenby6840I mean, Gandhi was beheaded, so someone had to take his place.
@cathemeraltheenby6840 even the nuclear ones
Stalin doing a hunger strike doesn't mean Stalin doesnt eat. It means everyone else doesn't eat.
@@hailexiao2770 Everybody gansta until Stalin goes on a hunger strike
17:40 I can't stop laughing that after signing an eternal peace treaty everyone called that event as the Star of the Cold War 😅
1:20 George Marshall “Hey Europe, you want some recovery money? well you’re gonna fight us for it!”
I just love that it just talks about war but suddenly it just "chad retires from golf" or "He is landed on mars".
15:17 Who’s here after the WW1 video finding out he’s over 400 years old
We need to make HE the official mascot of the channel. After all, he demands it.
13:53 this makes me feel like HE has been threatened by nuclear bombs before, and this is his way of saying he is unphased. truly frightening.
14:15
I appreciate the accurate graphic for the CIA's counter-Soviet operation in Afghanistan. Some people still call it a conspiracy theory, despite the fact it's now even confirmed by the CIA itself.
Theory on he
He could’ve been born in Spain with him moving to Britain before WW2 and joined the army
He also could’ve been a jet fighter or in the navy in WW2 which is how he was able to fly miles on earth and went to the moon and mars
Also he could’ve been on a moon dress rehearsal for a landing and went into a rocket to mars and Luna not flying
Just a theory
Edit: I remember he wasn’t flying a plane so either he gained powers or someone else could’ve flown the plane
He is a jet fighter, just not the pilot.
He was flying on a blimp or something?
I think he gained his powers when he was captured while trying to climb Freedom Rock after WW2
-From Spain
-Helped Britain
-Survived WWII
-Massively Influential without leaving a trace
I think HE is Juan Pujol García aka. Agent Garbo, given superpowers via google translate.
@@Attaxalotl I forgot about Agent Garbo! Though he was already a hero, Google Translate has made him even more powerful! Thanks for reminding me of him!
If you want to learn more about him: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Juan_Pujol_Garc%C3%ADa
The beginning of the Korean War was such an influential moment in the Cold War that the city council put a house on a hill in retaliation.
you really think that was worse than ka and Castro's betrayal of turkey and Italy? come on bro
6:39 the bit about not being allowed to visit Disneyland is actually true. Walt was reportedly disappointed as he would not be able to show Krushchev his submarines.
He was born in Spain. He was released by the British and French governments (Likely he was only held there willingly as they could not contain Him). He has a British uniform (Perhaps a solider). Is the youngest son of the Soviet union and is supernaturally powerful and can singlehandedly overthrow governments. Given He plays the world like a game and has done before, He is either a god, capable of time travel or on a higher plane of existence to their entire reality. Given all of this, I believe He is truly unbeatable, if he ever fails it is only to serve a greater purpose for Him in the future.
who?
edit: dr. who? :p
Revolution not union
@@mareksicinski3726 Thank you i must have misremembered
I tried turning this into a "you laugh you lose" challenge.
That was a mistake.
Your videos are insanely funny.
I learned a lot from this video, including that when I'm alone in my bed, laughter can also make me cry. I'm harder than HE right now. And twice as subscribed.
Do one of these kinds of videos on WW1 so that we can find out more about HE's past
Yes
Yessssss
I don't think He will be there as He is the youngest son of Soviet revolution, He wasn't there yet.
Or his plan was to make everyone think so.
Napoleonic Wars, too.
@@tundcwe123 HE can time travel.
16:39 You're supposed to multiply the twice by three times, so on November 21st Reagen and Gorbachev met SIX TIMES!
or it could be taken as the amount of meeting being doubled thrice, so 1 x 2 x 2 x 2 = 8
16:40 November 21st Ronald Reagan and Gorbachev Meet Twice (Perhapses Three Times) For A Conference in Geneva Switzerland
He: I fear no man, but that thing
*khmer rouge committing war crimes*
It scares me
15:39 So much for being the youngest son of the Soviet revolution, lol
He was clearly shown to be anti communist in the WW2 video with how he destroyed the USSR with some Estonians, so i'm assuming he'd have to betray the Soviet revolution at some point
@@wirezd4279 we also know HE was born in Spain on May 30th so HE would’ve seen the Spanish Civil War and had been promised to be the youngest son of the Communist Revolution in Sri Lanka.
Perhaps HE is an original Menshevik or Orthodox Marxist?
@@anthonyminimumbut he was also born 300 years before ww1 in the ottoman empire 🤔
I mean I'm descendant of both a Korea and a Vietnam vet and I'm a commie, I guess he's just the opposite sort... an anti-communist born of communism.
HE needs his own wiki page
He has been a historic and heroic figure, we should thank him for everything HE has done
the editing in these videos is always incredible lmao
As a proud malaysian, i can safely say that it is false that history taught internationally about our borneo skirmishes with indonesia is actually not a military act but instead an football match in Kuching, malaysia, my dad watch that game and he was so inspired that he enlisted later on
Source: ( i am a Hearts of iron 4 player)
Funny shit is, we does have football matches against you lmao...
6:31 After looking at the original timeline, I laughed hard when I found out that Khruschev was actually denied access to Disneyland. "Instead, he visits SeaWorld (then known as Marineland of the Pacific)."
I love the subtle return of "he" or "him" because he was just there in WW2, but now "he" is back.
6:30 the most hilarious thing is there is not a translation mistake. Khrushchev was really disappointed that his trip not included Disneyland
It was for his own safety, Walt Disney was still alive and could very well have murdered Khrushchev if he set foot on Disneyland
11:05 Somehow Gaddafi actually was kind of an ally to both of the Soviet Union and Britain. His foreign policy was so erratic that he did assist both Nations at various points
6:36 Yeet to the sea! “SEA TIME!!”
12:32 Sounds like he intentionally led them to failure. Like he wanted the team to fail and he achieved his goal
Probably wasn't even his team
He is basically the History equivalent of Florida Man
16:55 And now we have Her!
Her name is SHE, like how his name is HE
I wonder what would happen if he and she meet? Would they clash? would they be freindly to one another? I guess time will tell
@@BrejduAccording to the WW1 video, THEYre married
@@Brejdui think HE and SHE would merge into THEY
i think the history meant cory aquino
So Im pretty sure at 12:05 when he mentions the Soviet Hockey Series it is actually referencing the Summit Series between the USSR and Canada which was quite an important event to many Canadians who would go on to win the series which pretty much made Canada the number 1 hockey country.
just putting it out their for my fellow Canadians
0:19 This is already the most important event in the Cold War and by extent, in human history.
14:17 Typical HOI4 war when you turned off Historical AI