Soldier's Day Off - Part 1

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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @STBlackST
    @STBlackST  3 года назад +3160

    Remember to treat yourself with some cold drinks this summer!
    Part 2 - ruclips.net/video/wcTLrc9EroU/видео.html
    Part 3 - ruclips.net/video/6Uz6ZmsSMus/видео.html
    You can also rate this on steam:
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    Have a nice summer vacations!

  • @jallil0
    @jallil0 3 года назад +2853

    "Sun Tzu used his fight money to buy a boat, And then he took a crap in the boat!"
    -Solider, 2021

    • @killingtime8652
      @killingtime8652 3 года назад +80

      True art of war

    • @tkdace2459
      @tkdace2459 3 года назад +137

      "And then he used his fight money to buy a BAWX! And then he took a crap in that BAWX"

    • @iron1975
      @iron1975 3 года назад +15

      ⓃⒾⒼⒼⒺⓇ

    • @mr.witherhmc9304
      @mr.witherhmc9304 3 года назад +73

      @@tkdace2459 And then he took his fight money to buy a tank and then he took a crap in that tank

    • @mememan2404
      @mememan2404 3 года назад +70

      @@mr.witherhmc9304 "And then he used his fight money to buy a sputnik. And then he took a-"

  • @megustaelmate5499
    @megustaelmate5499 3 года назад +103

    4:01
    Soldier: Yeah, me too
    **Depression**
    TF2 Comunnity: Yeah, me too
    **Depression**

    • @LukeProduciones
      @LukeProduciones 3 года назад +10

      The world in 2020: Yeah, me too
      **Depression**

    • @mistersnowy5619
      @mistersnowy5619 11 месяцев назад

      "I think you not happy"

    • @Gdfhvcg
      @Gdfhvcg 4 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂 1:38

    • @Gdfhvcg
      @Gdfhvcg 4 месяца назад

      😂😂 😂🔥💀⚰️🪦1:40

    • @crystianlima5952
      @crystianlima5952 17 дней назад

      Yeah me too *Depression*

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 3 года назад +73

    This video speaks to me on a physical, mental and spiritual level that I didn’t think was possible

    • @pumba6559
      @pumba6559 3 года назад +1

      You mean it made you high and forced you to attend a sacral orgy?

    • @thatcooldudeisawesome876
      @thatcooldudeisawesome876 3 года назад +1

      I don't know how this commenter get's so popular but I love this guy!

  • @scrapykatofficial
    @scrapykatofficial 2 года назад

    14 year old whos minecraft dog died yesterday: "I have depression"
    Me who had 10 minecraft dogs and they all died in less than a hour: "Yeah, me too"

  • @NintendoPlayer307
    @NintendoPlayer307 2 года назад

    5:47 Buying a box to take a crap on

  • @noorichaem
    @noorichaem Год назад +1

    Soldier saying c@ap and thing total: 48 hour (2 day)

  • @Wawa_cat123
    @Wawa_cat123 2 месяца назад

    1:33 "What the piss?!"

  • @Dragonfruit_Vr17
    @Dragonfruit_Vr17 Год назад

    i just love your videos keep up the good work :)

  • @FlorianEagox
    @FlorianEagox 3 года назад +12

    Sentence mixing will always make for the best dialogue!
    This was hilarious!

  • @el_Sonic_19
    @el_Sonic_19 2 месяца назад

    0:35 The Delorean is in the 35th second!!

  • @mediclomania5147
    @mediclomania5147 2 года назад +2

    *SoupCanPyro.exe*

  • @LegoAnimations6370
    @LegoAnimations6370 3 года назад +3825

    Hell yeah!
    Soup can pyros had their revenge on the Demoman who blindly devoured that one innocent soup can pyro eight months ago.

    • @lobsterjake
      @lobsterjake 3 года назад +164

      That was a complete different Demo. This demo prefers little bunne over Soup Can Pyros. They just have a grudge against Demos in general.

    • @H000d4
      @H000d4 3 года назад +88

      @@lobsterjake when there's gonna war with soupcan pyros fighting demos

    • @BongBong-Gaming
      @BongBong-Gaming 3 года назад +10

      @@H000d4 yesterday

    • @iron1975
      @iron1975 3 года назад +19

      @@lobsterjake ⓃⒾⒼⒼⒺⓇ

    • @destroyerofthefrench
      @destroyerofthefrench 3 года назад +20

      @@iron1975 no.

  • @NekkiNosra07
    @NekkiNosra07 3 года назад +739

    Dad American Boot's advice:
    1. Dying is Gay
    2. Be a good friend

  • @johnsondingleheimer3421
    @johnsondingleheimer3421 2 года назад +383

    At 2:31 Soldier fell asleep reading a magazine that describes how to escape from jail by hiding a grenade in his asshole, then in Friday Troubles he actually does so. Incredible attention to detail and very compelling storyline.

    • @ZR3009
      @ZR3009 Год назад +15

      This is honestly a great detail.

  • @jonsku6662
    @jonsku6662 3 года назад +518

    Heavy: *Makes a general observation on the state of a friend*
    Soldier: "No Shit!" *Aggressively sends Heavy away with an Eagle*

    • @iron1975
      @iron1975 3 года назад +4

      ⓃⒾⒼⒼⒺⓇ

    • @iron1975
      @iron1975 3 года назад +1

      @ali tetik no, she's white

    • @iron1975
      @iron1975 3 года назад

      @@Gonta-Gontovich 🇷🇺❌

    • @Diz_Y
      @Diz_Y 3 года назад +3

      @@iron1975 It could be you!

    • @V1kN1k
      @V1kN1k 3 года назад +3

      @@iron1975 damn bro you got the whole squad laughing...

  • @princesshela3083
    @princesshela3083 3 года назад +1858

    Normal therapy: expensive, gets you nowhere in life
    Soldier and Cow: free, instantly makes you happy

    • @disnutman7098
      @disnutman7098 3 года назад +28

      Where can i order

    • @thegaminglucario
      @thegaminglucario 3 года назад +14

      Can I buy that please?

    • @taxcollector9543
      @taxcollector9543 3 года назад +35

      DONT FORGET CRACK
      crack ia EXTREMELY important to keep the flow going

    • @zlosov5817
      @zlosov5817 3 года назад +14

      Bucket - Priceless

    • @beniblock3.0-Y.T
      @beniblock3.0-Y.T 3 года назад +1

      Don't forgive watch Hannah Montanah
      Srry 4 my bad english

  • @dpsktmdbzkxk
    @dpsktmdbzkxk 3 года назад +1125

    I can't believe spy and scout listened to soldier's crap for 48 straight hours. Such Bros

  • @gnome2408
    @gnome2408 3 года назад +90

    The fact that he spent some time to cheer Spy up shows that Soldier is a true friend.

  • @just_3236
    @just_3236 3 года назад +585

    "If i gonna take a crap in a box, i will!" - Solider probably

    • @iron1975
      @iron1975 3 года назад +1

      ⓃⒾⒼⒼⒺⓇ

    • @basedsand
      @basedsand 3 года назад

      @@iron1975 ok

    • @dylanb3882
      @dylanb3882 3 года назад +1

      @@iron1975 that's racist

    • @EZkaehmM
      @EZkaehmM 3 года назад

      Солидер прабабли

    • @clockworkpotato9892
      @clockworkpotato9892 3 года назад

      @@dylanb3882 don't worry, I reported it for hate speech

  • @palekinggaming
    @palekinggaming Год назад +39

    2:06 I love how the russian mafia enters the house while sniper is pissing, that is a really nice detail

  • @johnixburriis
    @johnixburriis 3 года назад +545

    I can’t wrap my head around how you make videos that are less than 10 minutes long and they somehow are some of the most entertaining less-than-ten-minutes of my life

    • @theslamjamfrincisco2820
      @theslamjamfrincisco2820 3 года назад +4

      Drugs

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      I am so unpretty 😭 When I go to the bank, they turn the cameras off. At least I am a big star on YT. Don't feel too bad for me, dear jon

    • @undeadprinceofchaos3731
      @undeadprinceofchaos3731 3 года назад

      It’s a skill that is not easy to master

    • @theslamjamfrincisco2820
      @theslamjamfrincisco2820 3 года назад +2

      @@AxxLAfriku did you really make a alt acc to congratulate yourself? you’re just a generic living in your parents house youtube that records mediocre content at best, you’re not hot shit my guy and doing shit like this won’t increase your popularity

    • @cloud4035
      @cloud4035 3 года назад

      It's a truely rare talent to appreaicte isn't it ?. the fact the entertainment doesn't get old either. especially the fight scenes and the music in them. i am still able re-watch them in the afternoons again and again if there isn't a new one, or to fill time bc they are just that good.

  • @LineX240
    @LineX240 3 года назад +767

    Oh waw, I also imagined the halloween 2021 case to be green

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 3 года назад +484

    *"This is TF2 major updates"*
    *"Dear GOD"*
    *"There's no more"*
    *_"NO"_*

  • @vasudhajaiswal3572
    @vasudhajaiswal3572 3 года назад +39

    Medic - f.ucking around
    Soldier - sleeping
    Spy - depressed
    Demo - dead

  • @no_maidens_user
    @no_maidens_user 3 года назад +464

    "Everyone deserves a day off"
    Read the description, lads.
    But really though, have a good day, lad :)
    *"I love....every single one of ya........"*

    • @ThatD1spynser
      @ThatD1spynser 3 года назад +1

      I will have a good lad, lad, for, you rammed into mumbling bostonian

    • @no_maidens_user
      @no_maidens_user 3 года назад +1

      @@ThatD1spynser thx for pointing out my mistake
      Have a good day, lad :)

    • @ThatD1spynser
      @ThatD1spynser 3 года назад +1

      @@no_maidens_user its not a mistake, we are both having a good lad

    • @no_maidens_user
      @no_maidens_user 3 года назад +1

      @@ThatD1spynser *hmmmmm*

    • @ThatD1spynser
      @ThatD1spynser 3 года назад +1

      @@no_maidens_user you aren't having a good lad?

  • @obsessivescoutmain9293
    @obsessivescoutmain9293 3 года назад +2472

    I love how the characters become less and less gmod-like and start developing really cool personalities. Keep up the great work STBlackST!

    • @ferbfletcher4455
      @ferbfletcher4455 3 года назад +19

      @STBlackST how did you did the voice tweak

    • @Nov-5062
      @Nov-5062 3 года назад +94

      stblackst's characters have clear personalities for a long time now. Soldier is the goofball leader, Scout is the hyperactive cynical young one, Heavy is the big yet naive guy etc.

    • @danzillaV12d
      @danzillaV12d 3 года назад +7

      @@Nov-5062 how about spy

    • @Nov-5062
      @Nov-5062 3 года назад +53

      @Danville Duncan Spy is Soldier's best friend, his relationship with soldier is much stronger than the rest. You can see him always fighting alongside him, and always being the first one to be asked to join Soldier's weird adventures. He also likes to cause troubles (there's a full video about it), like how he delivered Sniper a flamethrower instead of pizza, and how he tries to ask Miss Paulin out, or how he stole Soldiers money and ran away, or gave Demoman vodka instead of scrampy (and stole his liver afterwards but nevermind that).

    • @danzillaV12d
      @danzillaV12d 3 года назад +5

      @@Nov-5062 hey yeah that's true

  • @runiqe
    @runiqe 3 года назад +4697

    Soldier is a real one, helping his friend with depression.

    • @DanishThePenguin
      @DanishThePenguin 3 года назад +330

      He remembers his father's 2 greatest lessons:
      Dying is gay
      Be a good friend

    • @Richbostonboy
      @Richbostonboy 3 года назад +40

      Can he help me?

    • @eidoneverchoosen1171
      @eidoneverchoosen1171 3 года назад +33

      That'd what friends are for.

    • @SternTR
      @SternTR 3 года назад +18

      @@Richbostonboy if he cant i can i think

    • @DeadMemeMan
      @DeadMemeMan 3 года назад +15

      @@DanishThePenguin If this doesn't help, just watch Soldier & Cow
      It'll always solve your depressing problems

  • @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561
    @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561 Год назад +46

    And what did we learn from this episode?
    Depression is a serious matter, and soldier is a good friend!

    • @Sinkisdum
      @Sinkisdum 2 месяца назад

      Hey just wanted to see how you are doing man

    • @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561
      @willyaleksanderwiksaas9561 2 месяца назад

      @@Sinkisdum hey, I’m fine!

    • @Sinkisdum
      @Sinkisdum 2 месяца назад

      @@willyaleksanderwiksaas9561 that’s amazing

  • @kawaiicrossing5047
    @kawaiicrossing5047 3 года назад +509

    I like how Medic is always fucking around when someone else dies!

    • @butterking77
      @butterking77 3 года назад +32

      That what most medic will do

    • @hsd6716
      @hsd6716 3 года назад +13

      basically me whenever i play as medic

    • @kawaiicrossing5047
      @kawaiicrossing5047 3 года назад +2

      Holy crap I was not expecting this to get 495 likes!

    • @depressedhans5142
      @depressedhans5142 3 года назад +2

      1:45 this will tell why

    • @yeboxxx_channel_2505
      @yeboxxx_channel_2505 3 года назад +3

      @@hsd6716 me too *opens a bottle of Beer, starts Hardbass, spawns flags of Soviet Union, Czecho-German Empire, Czechoslovakia and starts kazotsky kicking*

  • @slimewipe
    @slimewipe 3 года назад +1058

    It isn’t a STBlackST video without American Boot!

    • @bemzefat3385
      @bemzefat3385 3 года назад +33

      no
      *shlt*
      *commie*

    • @hardlyanydiggity3953
      @hardlyanydiggity3953 3 года назад +30

      american boot is his cannon name in stblackst lore

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 3 года назад +14

      Also spy snorting crack

    • @Jamseth_Ingramious
      @Jamseth_Ingramious 3 года назад +10

      Though it can still be an STBlackST video without heavy saying “is nice.”

    • @pyrogaming175
      @pyrogaming175 3 года назад +5

      @@Jamseth_Ingramious what the fack

  • @legalduidriving
    @legalduidriving 3 года назад +686

    So far this was the most restrained and calm SFM you have done. It has that classic STBlackST humour in it, and I love it. Great job.

  • @tenbala-ball8795
    @tenbala-ball8795 3 года назад +4

    What a music on 5:09?

  • @richardsmith3610
    @richardsmith3610 3 года назад +563

    “Sorry Bart, can’t sell alcohol to a minor.”
    “Here to buy fireworks”
    “Oh hell yeah”

    • @BrodyBacon
      @BrodyBacon 3 года назад +9

      An odd place for a SH&R reference, but I'll take it.

    • @Smirving
      @Smirving 3 года назад

      hello brother

    • @richardsmith3610
      @richardsmith3610 3 года назад

      @@Smirving lies

  • @AAG414
    @AAG414 3 года назад +651

    Spy just matter-of-factly stating that he has depression was the funniest bit in the video

    • @kacperwargocki5141
      @kacperwargocki5141 3 года назад +11

      *saddest

    • @hepo3544
      @hepo3544 3 года назад +27

      And soldier cheering him up with that cow video was the most wholesome part

    • @harrisonmoore3841
      @harrisonmoore3841 3 года назад +6

      @@hepo3544 And the part where they danced on crack was the most radtastic part

    • @marilyntan9111
      @marilyntan9111 3 года назад +9

      He's depressed and you're laughing. He's depressed and you're laughing. Lmao

    • @mrporbig
      @mrporbig 3 года назад +4

      and soldier being like "me too"

  • @angeredgoose7552
    @angeredgoose7552 3 года назад +1380

    current length of series: 3:37:31
    Three hours, thirty-seven minutes, thirty-one seconds.
    STBlackST has made a massive movie with excellent comedic timing.

    • @vvlixi274
      @vvlixi274 3 года назад +30

      can you tell me the series in order?

    • @ahmetkaba2302
      @ahmetkaba2302 3 года назад +9

      @@angeredgoose7552 gvvhbyghyhjuhggfhyghyiyynujynilmmlm
      M,jjhhhyhybgbbchhhvjjn

    • @ahmetkaba2302
      @ahmetkaba2302 3 года назад +11

      Git hkh🏫🏫🏤🏣🏢🏡🏠💈🏬⛲🏩🏪🏨🔧🗽🗿🗼🗼🗻🗻🏭🏃🚃🏄🏆🏆

    • @GarryTale
      @GarryTale 3 года назад +22

      Some one need to make a "film" of this

    • @admiralrhino4049
      @admiralrhino4049 3 года назад +6

      This is a series?

  • @Golden12500
    @Golden12500 2 года назад +21

    I love how this episode in particular pays off jokes from previous episodes. The Soup Can Pyros and the Russian Mafia are just amazing, almost like it's a cinematic series tying up loose ends

  • @artheus5069
    @artheus5069 3 года назад +422

    not a single battle sequence? Soldier finally got his well deserved break :)
    can't wait to see how this spirals into insanity in the next video.
    keep up the amazing work ST!

    • @wanderingjackalmain4523
      @wanderingjackalmain4523 3 года назад +9

      There was a battle sequence- a one sided battle, but a battle nonetheless. E A G L E C H A R G E !

    • @DeletedTroll
      @DeletedTroll 3 года назад +2

      He had to battle against one of the worst of all enemies to save his friend, depresso.

    • @tankman1320
      @tankman1320 3 года назад +1

      Also has anyone tried the QR code in the BSoD

  • @gakmii
    @gakmii 3 года назад +2077

    i feel like scout giving baby pyro the bat is a crucial story detail

    • @Greystar2426
      @Greystar2426 3 года назад +98

      Chekhov's Bat

    • @michaeldownard278
      @michaeldownard278 3 года назад +85

      it’s gonna turn into a big plot twist, i can almost taste it

    • @aquoobis
      @aquoobis 3 года назад +31

      And the crap on the box too.

    • @lobsterjake
      @lobsterjake 3 года назад +30

      Knowing this dude, anything can be a reference from a future video.

    • @The_SoundByte
      @The_SoundByte 3 года назад +6

      I like wolves so have a sub

  • @ScarabStarfighter
    @ScarabStarfighter 3 года назад +1494

    Spy: "Not today."
    Soldier: "Why is that?"
    Spy: "I have depression."
    ...
    *Everyone felt that*

  • @willthedude5984
    @willthedude5984 3 года назад +3

    What was the music used for the dancing on crack? It was banger!

  • @spartanwar1185
    @spartanwar1185 3 года назад +597

    >"Soldier's day off"
    >soldier tells a story lasting several days

    • @Mekboy_ComputerMonster
      @Mekboy_ComputerMonster 3 года назад +28

      *Image of AVGN staring angrily*

    • @TinyDeskEngineer
      @TinyDeskEngineer 3 года назад +16

      The name implies he's currently on vacation but he goes on vacation with spy and scout at the end of the video.

    • @dodgerwoods203
      @dodgerwoods203 3 года назад +3

      48 hours

    • @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447
      @oneofmanyparadoxfans5447 2 года назад +2

      And then he bought a Sputnik...

    • @fotografia998
      @fotografia998 2 года назад

      1:45 the soup can pyro campaign, who decided to take revenge on Demo because it was still eating them

  • @myuglyass-amf-9464
    @myuglyass-amf-9464 3 года назад +481

    The voice actor for Soldier will be immortalized through animations like this. Amazing job.

  • @tadeogomez7303
    @tadeogomez7303 3 года назад +569

    The fact that Soldier & Cow was acted out by Soldier and Spy respectively makes it even more wholesome! Soldier wants to cheer his best friend up by showing him something they'd done together.

  • @noemiborbeibartis2881
    @noemiborbeibartis2881 Год назад +9

    6:40
    Spy:what the hell?-
    Soilder: KABOOM!
    Soilder:what the fu-?
    *EARAPE EXPLOSIONS*

  • @donnercraft8759
    @donnercraft8759 3 года назад +786

    Soldier trying to cheer up spy was genuinely wholesome.

    • @goranvelickov6764
      @goranvelickov6764 2 года назад +2

      bro why didnt doctor came and give him medicine

    • @kakothispl
      @kakothispl Год назад +2

      @@goranvelickov6764 medickine costs money

    • @TF2Scout..
      @TF2Scout.. Год назад +1

      ​@@goranvelickov6764mem can't make you happy

  • @magnagermania9311
    @magnagermania9311 3 года назад +554

    The lore is getting deeper than the void inside my head

    • @amogusgaming.6681
      @amogusgaming.6681 3 года назад +16

      I claim this medicine for france

    • @thatguy4084
      @thatguy4084 3 года назад +7

      So many Sun Tzu craps, such little time

    • @Hycyxa726
      @Hycyxa726 3 года назад +2

      Crap

    • @NotJohnTanner
      @NotJohnTanner 3 года назад +4

      @@amogusgaming.6681 *procedds to snort the medicine so hard he broke reality*

    • @amogusgaming.6681
      @amogusgaming.6681 3 года назад +4

      @@NotJohnTanner "inside head" - sexcellent

  • @Fortuna1
    @Fortuna1 3 года назад +165

    Me: i'm depressed
    Soldier : "watch this"
    Me: i'm happy now

  • @AiRsTrIkExXzZ
    @AiRsTrIkExXzZ 3 года назад +29

    Did you know you can actually see those heavies enter that room earlier when sniper is pissing. 2:05

  • @stevemorden8417
    @stevemorden8417 3 года назад +520

    Demoman : "Eats Soup can Pyro"
    Others Soup Cans : "And We Took That Personally"

  • @averagepotatoenjoyer9719
    @averagepotatoenjoyer9719 3 года назад +120

    The QR code on the soup can Pyro crash screen brings you to “RED teams Euro trip- part 1”

  • @rage3100
    @rage3100 3 года назад +150

    I like how the L4d death screen actually showed the current status of the other reds at the time.

    • @waughski4061
      @waughski4061 3 года назад +15

      medics is always "fucking around"

    • @cloud4035
      @cloud4035 3 года назад +7

      Good feature of the vids i think, gives it a part of the Vid's characteristic

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 3 года назад +1

      It's funny every time.

  • @queenlilly666
    @queenlilly666 Год назад +4

    Don't be depressed Spy there's gonna be a new summer update

  • @OlaftheGreat
    @OlaftheGreat 3 года назад +186

    TF2 is basically the main reason I haven't lost my mind yet.
    Also I really like that you use the Honeyhive Galaxy theme, Super Mario Galaxy is one of my fondest memories

  • @HQ_Default
    @HQ_Default 3 года назад +750

    2:38 I like how this walk cycle and him going down the stairs perfectly demonstrates that ST is more than capable of making really fluid life-like animations...
    he just chooses not to.

    • @ET-oq1vj
      @ET-oq1vj 3 года назад +104

      To break the rules, first you must know them

    • @MotaMoto77
      @MotaMoto77 2 года назад +8

      No just he under good stuf

    • @activlinkab9077
      @activlinkab9077 2 года назад +48

      Somehow being great at animation makes bad animation hilarious.
      Cause you know it's intentional and serves a purpose.

    • @cDoogle
      @cDoogle 2 года назад +9

      Was looking for a comment about how excellently done those animations were.

    • @bullet_outsmarter_5000
      @bullet_outsmarter_5000 2 года назад +6

      You can tell when an animator is capable of making it look good

  • @sp3ctr-3
    @sp3ctr-3 3 года назад +321

    Red scout really had an arc this episode, from virgin to father, in less than a minute

    • @shimozu716
      @shimozu716 3 года назад +38

      Pretty sure that's Heavy's baby Pyro, Heavy has had Scout babysit for him before

    • @alexstate4598
      @alexstate4598 3 года назад +3

      @@shimozu716 true

  • @trangd7170
    @trangd7170 2 года назад +32

    1:21 THIS PART GOT ME LAUGHING LOL

    • @lenaakeret5112
      @lenaakeret5112 2 года назад

      He made a d*ck mad of 2 stickybombs and a rocket :)

    • @MetaZekrom72
      @MetaZekrom72 Год назад

      D*ck bomb is always funny. Also that random third hand.

    • @AlperenKaya-yy5df
      @AlperenKaya-yy5df 3 месяца назад +1

      "HEHIHIHEH!"
      ":>"
      1:27

  • @wadewilson472
    @wadewilson472 3 года назад +118

    At least we know Scout did keep Baby Pyro alive, and Soldier cured Spy's depression. That's wholesome

    • @LihoShammy
      @LihoShammy 3 года назад +4

      And now we know that Baby Pyro's name is Mumbles.

    • @wanderingjackalmain4523
      @wanderingjackalmain4523 3 года назад +1

      I wouldn't say that Baby Pyro is completely safe. Look at who's heads are visible behind the the couch to the left by the doorway at 5:26.

    • @wadewilson472
      @wadewilson472 3 года назад +1

      @@wanderingjackalmain4523 Ah yeah. Could be Spy, or Spy-bot

  • @combineadvisorwithinternet6040
    @combineadvisorwithinternet6040 3 года назад +95

    In case someone wants to know what the letters in the background means:
    "H-O-T-S-E-K-S"

  • @nolandonahue795
    @nolandonahue795 3 года назад +102

    4:18 what's this? American Boot is learning a new ability! "Eagle Charge" can now be used in battles.

    • @mr.witherhmc9304
      @mr.witherhmc9304 3 года назад +10

      Eagle charge: anywhere between 1 and 5 bald eagles attack the enemy, each eagle does 55 damage

    • @LocalGoober10
      @LocalGoober10 3 года назад +8

      @@mr.witherhmc9304
      Each eagle strike has a chance to carry away non-boss enemies, removing them from the battle.

    • @mr.witherhmc9304
      @mr.witherhmc9304 3 года назад +8

      @@LocalGoober10 if an enemy is carried away the user receives 15% bonus experience at the end of the battle

  • @gecsebence0012
    @gecsebence0012 3 года назад +443

    Spy: "I have depression."
    Soilder: "..."
    Soilder: "Yeah, me too."

    • @tappajaav
      @tappajaav 3 года назад +21

      Soilder got soiled

    • @averydumbidiot
      @averydumbidiot 3 года назад +11

      S o i l d e r .
      Soldier

    • @whooh
      @whooh 3 года назад +10

      @@averydumbidiot I think spy is not happy

    • @furyfossil4407
      @furyfossil4407 3 года назад +2

      @@whooh No shit, commie!

    • @hellhedgehog2560
      @hellhedgehog2560 3 года назад +5

      @@furyfossil4407 Eagle, charge!

  • @jagtheluxray405
    @jagtheluxray405 3 года назад +132

    The letters spell “HOT SEKS” at the beginning, I like the part when the eagle attacked the heavy (we need more of that XD), and that story was long yet so funny! Keep up the good work!

    • @r3is647
      @r3is647 3 года назад +1

      I thought I was the only one that saw that.

  • @trashlambo
    @trashlambo 3 года назад +104

    "Sun Tzu used his fight money to buy every crap on earth, then he used his fight money to buy a boat, and then he took every crap on earth in it."
    -soldier, prolly

    • @Nehfarius
      @Nehfarius 3 года назад +6

      "And then he beat the crap out of that crap!"

    • @Aflay1
      @Aflay1 3 года назад +2

      And then he used his fight money to buy a high end PC, and then he took a crap on it and made RUclipspoop

    • @tripplordofinconvenience9953
      @tripplordofinconvenience9953 3 года назад

      We need a TF2 character to be playable in Super Smash Bros Ultimate. Please spread the word throughout the TF2 and Smash communities.

  • @NintendoPlayer307
    @NintendoPlayer307 2 года назад +6

    4:15 No Shit Commie!

  • @mr.witherhmc9304
    @mr.witherhmc9304 3 года назад +107

    01:40 fun fact, a group of more than 4 soup can pyro's is called a flare

    • @mr.m.t.j.m6003
      @mr.m.t.j.m6003 3 года назад +6

      Noice man you deserve a good comment

    • @Chillturt
      @Chillturt Год назад +1

      I’m late to the comment

    • @8enthegreat2
      @8enthegreat2 8 дней назад

      What about more than 4 of the other mercs?

  • @sominex6123
    @sominex6123 3 года назад +131

    It took soldier 48 hours to say “let’s go on a vacation”
    It just like talking to the average American

    • @timesnewlogan2032
      @timesnewlogan2032 3 года назад +3

      Nah, that's just in LA. They spend all day talking about how they got somewhere.

  • @matthewylcheung8953
    @matthewylcheung8953 3 года назад +95

    Pyro turned himself into a soupcan, funniest shit I’ve seen

  • @critsowo
    @critsowo 3 года назад +116

    medicine joke never gets old.

  • @Nebula96e
    @Nebula96e 3 года назад +160

    2:40 hearing soldier say “pain” and not “panis” sounds so strange

  • @Erich0123
    @Erich0123 3 года назад +6

    Rest In Peace (R.I.P) RICK MAY 😞😞😞

  • @TheNamesJunkie
    @TheNamesJunkie 3 года назад +89

    When soldier said, "Me to."
    I felt that.

    • @cloud4035
      @cloud4035 3 года назад

      Same bro

    • @valentds
      @valentds 3 года назад

      i was "ahahahahaha.... ah."

    • @Dimitri88888888
      @Dimitri88888888 3 года назад +2

      Maybe it's cause you a furry

    • @jd_the_cat
      @jd_the_cat 3 года назад

      @@Dimitri88888888 what does being a furry have to do with anything?

    • @Dimitri88888888
      @Dimitri88888888 3 года назад +1

      @@jd_the_cat guess

  • @mega_Boi2004
    @mega_Boi2004 3 года назад +144

    What new and exciting adventure has STblackST got for us

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 года назад +56

    STBlackST: **uploads new video**
    Everyone: *THE RETURN OF THE KING*

    • @waweegee
      @waweegee 2 года назад

      need a dispenser here

  • @sluwolf7671
    @sluwolf7671 3 года назад +9

    were the voicelines at 3:24 from love esquire or am i just imagining things?

    • @mark030a
      @mark030a Год назад +1

      Isn't it Tracer from Overwatch? Unless you mean the dialogue itself in which case I've got no idea.

    • @sluwolf7671
      @sluwolf7671 Год назад

      It's a line from love esquire, voice and all

  • @metalmagerin3
    @metalmagerin3 3 года назад +105

    Soldier: Let me tell you boys a secret.
    Majora's Mask: Dawn of the Second Day.

  • @tdpuuhailee8222
    @tdpuuhailee8222 3 года назад +66

    3:55 when you realice that you have to wait a year till STBlackST uploads again

    • @Betteranimal
      @Betteranimal 3 года назад +4

      The previous video was uploaded 1 month ago

    • @tdpuuhailee8222
      @tdpuuhailee8222 3 года назад +6

      @@Betteranimal it felt like a year

    • @scarymeunster9095
      @scarymeunster9095 3 года назад +4

      @@Betteranimal STBlackST exists in a strange void outside of time. But for that, we need to talk about parallel universes. STBlackST could theoretically have originated in a parallel timeline, but not a parallel universe, as there are no objects in PUs. Thus, he is presumably an omnipotent godlike being mere mortals cannot comprehend.
      Brownie points if you get that reference.

  • @ChaseyBoyJones
    @ChaseyBoyJones 3 года назад +179

    I love how Soldier knows Spy so well, that he can get him out of depression with just a short and simple video

    • @capitaoprice7144
      @capitaoprice7144 3 года назад +19

      Hey Boy, let’s go watch Hannah Montana!

    • @Cross31415
      @Cross31415 3 года назад +2

      It's a bit of a dire topic for a comedy cure imho.

    • @ffwast
      @ffwast 3 года назад +2

      A video that is in itself a meta in universe creation of the sort that its viewers are starring in

  • @musicman3351
    @musicman3351 3 года назад +101

    I love how all the animators mutually agree that there is cocaine in the health bottles

  • @MarkStillPlays
    @MarkStillPlays 3 года назад +10

    3:55 me when stblackst doesn't upload
    5:09 me when stblackst uploads

  • @lockefosho46
    @lockefosho46 3 года назад +65

    Sun Tzu used his fight money to perfect on taking a crap on everything he bought.

    • @lag00n54
      @lag00n54 3 года назад +1

      Nothing like shitting on your things to prove its yours

  • @justenjoyinglife4375
    @justenjoyinglife4375 2 года назад +2

    3:31 Scout, I recommend you to play Doki Doki Literature Club

  • @conspiracypanda1200
    @conspiracypanda1200 3 года назад +48

    Me, Australian: reads the tip at 1:45
    Me: "Better check the calandar"
    *It's a Saturday*
    Me: _Crikeys sadly_

    • @conspiracypanda1200
      @conspiracypanda1200 3 года назад +10

      *It is now half an hour later and exactly 1 minute past Midnight on the west coast of Australia*
      Me: 😏 Petroleum Time

    • @Maximusb1527
      @Maximusb1527 3 года назад +1

      @@conspiracypanda1200 scomo can’t stop me now

  • @magicman3669
    @magicman3669 3 года назад +44

    "Soldier's day off"
    Video canonically takes place over more than 2.5 days in universe
    Conclusion: Soldier is able to manipulate time

  • @skullton3292
    @skullton3292 3 года назад +91

    5:43 they really sat there and listened to his story about Sun Tzu fighting, buying things and crapping in the things he bought for 48 hours? XD

    • @The_Stumbler
      @The_Stumbler 3 года назад +8

      48

    • @skullton3292
      @skullton3292 2 года назад +2

      @@The_Stumbler Thanks

    • @samuelhill755
      @samuelhill755 2 года назад +2

      sounds more like a story than a secret. besides, he said it out loud.

  • @scotsmann7825
    @scotsmann7825 3 года назад +20

    I swear this is demo`s anthem for these videos. 1:10

  • @roboticboom6405
    @roboticboom6405 3 года назад +49

    So the Soup Can pyros aren't endangered. We just saw a battalion... now they will fight the spycrabs...

    • @Nehfarius
      @Nehfarius 3 года назад +4

      I don't think Soupcan Pyros can swim.

  • @H000d4
    @H000d4 3 года назад +46

    Bloody hell!
    *_SOUPCAN PYRO_* is taking revenge
    AND HE BRING HIS WHOLE SQUADS

    • @strangerdanger2147
      @strangerdanger2147 3 года назад +2

      Soupcan Pyro:
      Very delicious Pyrocrab species that are edible, medium momentum but defenceless once they’re turned upside down. Most of the time they are passive and won’t turn hostile with their concealed flare gun which every member has within their bucket shell.
      Warning: once you’ve consumed a Soupcan Pyro, be sure to hide yourself for a time before you continue your everyday Cocaine as Doctors have discovered that Soupcan Pyro have great memories as well as excellent sense of smell that they can even smell the faintest of scent left on a surface. In this case until your leftover scent of the previous pyro that you consumed is completely gone, do not engage outside as The other Soupcan Pyro would be scouting where you consume your latest Soupcan pyro for vengeance. Please see your fellow medic for more advice.
      If you do not read this, the Soupcan Pyro will set you on fire, before clamping themselves tightly onto your head, then melt your face and suck your innards out…
      This message is a from
      @savecrackanimaltoday
      We will not pay insurance if you died.

  • @mikel_myers_
    @mikel_myers_ 3 года назад +81

    Soldier is willingly to take on intergalactic space cakes, but he's not crazy enough to take on a Russian mafia

    • @Trubbsy
      @Trubbsy 3 года назад +12

      I mean, its the russian mafia, who would?

    • @rdzpyrex1086
      @rdzpyrex1086 3 года назад +1

      Will he fight the IRS?

    • @sillylittleowlguy2392
      @sillylittleowlguy2392 3 года назад +3

      @@rdzpyrex1086 not even joker is crazy enough to do that

  • @washingmachine3772
    @washingmachine3772 Год назад +3

    Background letters are:
    H
    O
    T
    S
    E
    K
    S
    End of letters.
    😏

  • @MusicFreak0426
    @MusicFreak0426 3 года назад +220

    I want disguised spies to be able to taunt now. Imagine the trickery.

    • @silverboltscrapper
      @silverboltscrapper 3 года назад +36

      Spy really should be able to feign a lot more stuff in an update, since literally everyone can recognize a Spy's limited antics by now

    • @mrspy5736
      @mrspy5736 3 года назад +19

      @@silverboltscrapper oh deffinitly, after all being a Spy is acting and staying away, those moments to be as real as possible, I also would like weapons to swap too if possible, I could swap from my gun and knife to add to a scouts usual style of spamming "q".

    • @silverboltscrapper
      @silverboltscrapper 3 года назад +14

      @@mrspy5736 You can already do the weapon swap with the B button by default, but it's somewhat clunky to do since it has to align with whatever weapon category Spy has out

  • @FriendlyKat
    @FriendlyKat 3 года назад +72

    The extra hand reloading the demos gun absolutely killed me. The movements and face expressions and everything absolutely is hilarious! Amazing! Hahaha!

  • @Furifromfuture66
    @Furifromfuture66 3 года назад +155

    Its good that soldier is helping spy's depression now thats a real friendship

  • @JohnDoe-yi8og
    @JohnDoe-yi8og Год назад +3

    Scout's yell 💀💀💀

  • @no_maidens_user
    @no_maidens_user 3 года назад +58

    5:28 Scout ditched baby pyro,
    *"Like father like son"*

    • @BigWarthog
      @BigWarthog 3 года назад +2

      He's not that bad. Scout gave baby Pyro a bat

    • @bullet_outsmarter_5000
      @bullet_outsmarter_5000 2 года назад

      @@BigWarthog and spy gave scout 9 brothers

  • @RedChaosScrungle
    @RedChaosScrungle 3 года назад +21

    4:19 I'm the guy who made the hex for that bald eagle, glad to see it in one of your videos. ^^

  • @skelppie
    @skelppie 3 года назад +181

    The depression segment in this is so sweet. I laugh every time soldier sits next to spy and they're both sad.
    "Oh it brings tears to the eye, it does!" - Demoman

  • @ErintheAutisticOctoling
    @ErintheAutisticOctoling 3 месяца назад +3

    0:36 I love how well the music goes with Spy's shenanigans

  • @lunardian8082
    @lunardian8082 3 года назад +6

    At 5:09 what's the name of the music used? NGL. I kinda went through all of the music he listed at the end, and couldn't find it.

  • @Dark_Slayer3000
    @Dark_Slayer3000 3 года назад +104

    Have you ever wondered why valve never allowed spy to taunt during disguise?
    This is why: 0:44
    utterly heartless

    • @bullet_outsmarter_5000
      @bullet_outsmarter_5000 2 года назад +5

      This was gonna be my comment
      But still i think it would be awesome to lead them away with the conga emote... AND THEN CHAINSTAB EVERY ONE OF THEM

  • @mrpippithe3rd523
    @mrpippithe3rd523 3 года назад +77

    Scanning the qr code at 1:50 actually takes you to Merasmus' Cadillac Kingdom

    • @pyrogaming6659
      @pyrogaming6659 3 года назад +6

      Really?

    • @joshuaslawson9125
      @joshuaslawson9125 2 года назад +10

      @@pyrogaming6659 It takes you to RED Team's Euro Trip directly to the Cadillac Kingdom ad.

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 2 года назад +2

      @@joshuaslawson9125 STBlackST is a genius, holy shit.

    • @adanortiz6787
      @adanortiz6787 Год назад

      Medic eh hello screams