That would be fkn epic, and hes coded like a little quest npc and you have to search different kinds of candy for him and after completing the quests for him you can buy candy from him!
Isn't diabetes the best? Now I don't have to see my grandkids hahahahahahuhuhuhuahhhhahhhh I'm sorry god I'll stop with the twinkies just give me back my family ohhohohoho
I had just been in a fight with my parents and so I retreated all sad and stressed and stuff back to my bedroom and saw this video had been made, despite my sadness I figured i could use some relaxation and the first Candy man video is still one of my favourites, Relieved all the stress and just took my mind of stuff for a while, made my day a whole lot better, thank you ER - Sincerely, possibly one of your most irritating and frequent commenters, Sad Hoodie Dude
My friend. Thanks a lot. You ate sweets made in Japan. Mysterious and feel happy feeling.:D The figure is a beautiful and elegant than the Japanese. Taste is transmitted from your friendly talks. I'm very relaxed. And, tingle is nice in the last scene.That's perfect.:)
I seriously cracked up laughing at "Everyone calls me the Candyman... but you can call me... the Candyman." I don't know why I found that so funny, lol. You always make me smile! Keep up the awesome work, and I'm so happy to see a sequel to one of my favourite videos of yours!
A novel or idea about so many other worlds or lore intersecting has appealed to me for the last 3 years, and im surprised that moviemakers have yet to tackle the idea on a grand scale
Hey Uncle E the odds that you’ll read this might be slim but I just have to say first off congrats on 1 mill subs that’s amazing..it’s funny your videos seem to come up right when I need them.the first time I ever say one of your videos was this one, I was a sophomore in High school and I was going through a rough patch at home, and I remember I would be at school on the computers and I found this video and it was weirdly relaxing and I instantly knew I was a fan..your videos helped me out a lot when I had a lot going on in my noggin..and all these years later I’m a dad now that has a whole new loads of stresses and your videos still have that way of putting me at ease..all in all keep doin what your doing and I hope you get to 2 mill!!
I have watched your channel for coming on one year now and you continue to inspire me, not only through your ASMR genius, but also in how you think of the world. You think of everyone as an equal, no religion, sexual orientation, or idea could change this... and that is the real genius behind you.
I was pretty happy to see another one of these videos! The Candy Man one was the first video I watched from you. I also laughed a bit on the wax part @ 17:53 "Now..." *glances and blinks a bit* "...pardon me." *puke face, cuts off* "Why anyone would want to chew wax... is beyond me."
There are a lot of great ASMRtists on RUclips, but I don't think anyone *gets* it as much as you do. You put a lot of attention, creativity, and passion into videos like these. Thanks so much - I know I speak for many when I say how much I appreciate it.
I don't have to imagine. A friend posted a corvus video where he hacks apart a watermelon and I intended to figure out why it was an hour long. Needless to say I got hooked.
I think my favorite thing about the Candy Man is just how smooth and enthusiastic he is about his products. He is making me want to go on a late night candy run.
Ephemeral Rift, I love the creativity of your videos. Your videos are different than any other asmr channel, I also appreciate the time and dedication you put into your videos.
..Now I want a Candy Man DLC for FNV. Depending on the skills of your character, you could provide escort for deliveries, candy formulation assistance, repair/maintain the candy making equipment, secure supplies/recipes, and even help push back, by espionage, sabotage, or combat, the Legion and the NCR that would both be banning sugar because of all the fighting they've done over it. Eventually you'd answer to the Candy Man as a newly established faction. The candies themselves would provide mini bonuses, like drugs, but not as strong, nor would they have addictions... Well, perhaps a mild "sugar addiction" penalty. Sugar crash? Long live the sweet rebellion.
Just wanted to thank you for all the videos you make ER. The first Candy Man video was my very first ASMR video, and seeing the concept continued makes me think back to how much ASMR I've watched since then. You really brought something great into my life, and you continue to bring the very best of that with every video you make. Thank you ER, so much for what you do.
I just love how all of your videos have an apocalyptic feel to them. Even with candy, you made it seem like it's a valuable thing in these times. It's incredible. You have yourself another subscriber.
Candy Man was my first ER video too. I don't experience the tingles as much, but it tickles my ears and it's very entertaining. Had sort of a cyberpunk vibe to it that was just super conceptually interesting. This one was packed with references that made me smile.
The interaction with the audience is great, the creativity is awesome and the quality is damn good. I commend you sir! ........ Just don't stop making Candyman series
You sir are by far the most artistic and creative ASMR person on youtube. I have a number of favorite ASMR channels but your level of craftsmanship with your videos and cleverness with plots/ongoing storylines/etc. really make you stand out.
So the candyman gets candy from different parts of the universe, different places, and perhaps different times. He also bears an unusually strong resemblance to the 9th Doctor...just a theory though
Ive been wanting to tell you this for a while: THANK YOU! I really enjoy your videos, i love the quirkyness (even the ones close to being creepy), your imagination and, ofcourse your talent/knowledge about ASMR. YOU, sir, are truly unique!
PS. Plus leather jacket sounds are damn brill. Noticed you used them in some earlier videos aswell, so i just wanted to compliment you for the idea. Have a great day, you deserve it!
Holy crap ive been watching the "The ___ Man ASMR" series for a while now and i never knew you have been doing this for more than 4 years. In all the other ones you have a beard.
I'm gonna come out and say it. I think that some TV channel in the hundreds of options out there today should be funding awesome ASMR content like this in their night time block. How amazing would it be to have some sort of ASMR block during the night, or even just an ASMR TV station. Somewhere where people can unwind after a stressful day, or instill peace before sleeping. I would watch the heck out of that channel...
Living in a world without sugar is like living in a world without unicorns or rainbows. I would 1) probably go on a serial murder spree 2) go insane from lack of chocolate and 3) spontaneously combust from lack of sucrose. Also I love this video.
Either that or 1) Get ripped apart/melted by a Xenomorph. 2) Turned into an alien zombie by a headcrab. 3) Turned into a living fungus or swarmed by a bunch of aggressive people fueled by that mind bending fungus. Now this is a world I would be deeply afraid of...with no sugar to make things better ;-;
I like chewing on: Food Gum Wax Plastic Extension cords Gustard (abbreviated garlic-mustard) Mouth guards Tooth picks Popcorn kernels Sometimes paper That's all folks
Perfect, I love the concept of these candy review videos of yours. I enjoy how you also include your viewer to be apart of the video, makes another kind of experience other than just watching. Thank you! May I request more candy review videos in the near future please!
amazing, one of the reasons i love you so much is your references, just like heather feather, kinda a nod to the peole that know the, ie, the red and blue powder, like matrix
Love the video, very creative and well-done. This really reminds me of that Simpsons episode where they make sugar illegal so Homer gets involved in this top-secret operation to smuggle it overseas to a select few.
"Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise) sprinkle it with dew (sprinkle it dew) the candy man (the candy man) ooh the candy man can" ok who knows this song :3
YETI WAFERS, my all time favorite candy!!! I get them every time I go to the movies. Again another great video, Thank you so much for the absolute best variety and creativeness in your videos
+Final Anomaly i am new here and i don't know if it's important but i will share something. The "more than meets the eye" phrase is used by the candy man and the repairman too. At least one time i remember this happening, and the 2 videos are related by upload date and number too. it may be nothing but i will let you know of this coincidence.
New Headcanon: The Repairman is the Candy Man from a timeline where sugar never became illegal. The person who would have become the Candy Man was pedantic and well-versed in machines and technology, in the world where sugar was banned, the Candy Man used it to recreate factory machines to reproduce pre-packaged candy for sale to his customers. However, without that niche, the same man from the world where sugar was never banned was just an ordinary everyman with a knack for engineering. Down on his luck, he was approached by Professor Clemmons, who employed him with generous pay due to the danger and secrecy of his work. However, his encounter with Clemmons and the cosmic entities that Clemmon's work undoubtedly details broke his mind, leaving him far more reclusive and giving him the tendency to ramble softly to himself while he works.
Aaaaahhhh, I love fun dip so much. I convinced a girl in my neuroanatomy class to give me some in exchange for class notes and it was the first time I had some in years. Great video as always, ER.
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''Everyone calls me the Candy Man.''
''....But you can call me.....the Candy Man.''
11/10
I
K
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Not enough water.
Lol , I was waiting something cool but nope
Thats why it was funny
Koda McArthur He's a good guy. No funny business.
favorite part "you could chew it" *chews wax* "pardon me" "now why you'd want to chew wax is beyond me"
I imagine the Candyman slowly leaning in to make pop rock noises around his customers' ears and the customer being very confused.
Lmao!
ayy lmao
Lmao!
would you like some *crackle* of this *crackle* delicious confectionary? *crackle*
Timestamps
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Intro 0:01
Magnamund crystal powder 5:27
Unknown Chocolate 11:13
Cybertronian Soda pop 16:12
Emerald City wintergreen 20:00
Megacity 1 orange wedges 20:24
Vogan Chery Slices 20:40
Water break! (lid tapping "sorta") 25:19
Himalayain Yeti Wafers 29:45
Another Unknown Chocolate Cookie Wafer 33:53
Galifreyian mint patties 39:53
Arkham Sanitaruim Potatoes 43:54
Rivet City Pop Rocks 46:46
Your sample bag 51:35
Ending 52:11
Should be top comment
Bruh your like 6 years late Lol
@@legendary_tortoiseo5553 oh well
mvp
if the cops ever raided your house when you were preparing for one of these videos, you would have SO much explaining to do
Come to think of it, why doesn't he make an antagonist character for the "candy man" world? it could be a whispering governor raiding the candy. XD
THIS IS POLIC.......why the hell are there so many bags of....is that cocaine >_>
Best comment ever.
Rofl
I think he would just tell them to quite down
I love your face as you slowly realised you just chewed wax for the second time. You are truly dedicated to your videos,
i'm just hoping that one day in the future, while playing Fallout 5, that the candy man can be found in a warehouse basement if you look hard enough
That would be fkn epic, and hes coded like a little quest npc and you have to search different kinds of candy for him and after completing the quests for him you can buy candy from him!
i honestly have no idea what my name should be -- the mod community could make it happen too. ya never know
ManIac
Or instead of getting to buy candy off of him, he gives you a sample bag. 😂
i honestly have no idea what my name should be fallout 76?
Fallout 76
This sent me right off to sleep but when I woke up I had diabetes.
Isn't diabetes the best? Now I don't have to see my grandkids hahahahahahuhuhuhuahhhhahhhh I'm sorry god I'll stop with the twinkies just give me back my family ohhohohoho
Yo thats fucked up! Shit
What the ..................
O that cold
nativenewlondoner edgy
"They call me the CandyMan...but you can call me...the Candyman"
I LOL'd
I said the same thing! lol
Lololol so glad I wasn't the only one that giggled at that! XD
i didn't.
Caitlin Palmer they weren’t stopping anyone
"What have we here? Candy? Come into my van, kids."
The leather jacket really didn't help.
It works for me. After all, that's how I managed to snare the woman and boy I call "wife and kid".
Ephemeral Rift Haha, well done. I should buy myself a collection of candy. xD
Ahahahahhaha
Ephemeral Rift haha, most people acquire the wife and produce the kid. Kudos for being insanity wolf.
As an aside, the video was awesome and funny. His reply to you made me laugh out loud.
Coming back to these older videos almost almost a decade later is so strange. Seeing bald Uncle E again is weird.
Ikr
Facts! He introduced me to ASMR almost 10 years ago!
Xenomorphs *AND* Headcrabs? Fuck that shit.
***** One I don't want to think about.
Commissar Godfrey Don't forget Cordyceps :D
Smiley Plays Yeah no. That can fuck right off.
Commissar Godfrey watch the head humpers Gordon!
Head Bursters
I had just been in a fight with my parents and so I retreated all sad and stressed and stuff back to my bedroom and saw this video had been made, despite my sadness I figured i could use some relaxation and the first Candy man video is still one of my favourites, Relieved all the stress and just took my mind of stuff for a while, made my day a whole lot better, thank you ER
- Sincerely, possibly one of your most irritating and frequent commenters, Sad Hoodie Dude
Oh the sounds of crunching sweets..and the sounds of the wrapper!!!! Bliss...This allows me a holiday from my life.
Eddy wally
drug dealer of 7018
2HIGH I'm fucking done. xD
This a kid version of drugs. Kid drug are candy right......yeah...no.....ok then.
Steven Saban dip shit
2HIGH
Drugs will be legal then
Miple720 drugs may not even be around then 😂
6 years.
6 god damn years he's helped me sleep and by god have I slept wonderfully ever since.
Same
Most highly anticipated asmr video of the year.
I feel like the candy man's rival should be Sweet Tooth, the candy pimp.
Damn straight
i miss that show
Twisted Metal
Yeah Big Smoke
Or sugar Stan or healthy woman.
My friend. Thanks a lot.
You ate sweets made in Japan.
Mysterious and feel happy feeling.:D
The figure is a beautiful and elegant than the Japanese.
Taste is transmitted from your friendly talks.
I'm very relaxed.
And, tingle is nice in the last scene.That's perfect.:)
Thank you my friend! I hope to exchange more candy in the future :)
Ephemeral Rift me too.;)
I think he just pulled!
johnmr334 lol
Shutup vincent. He's a nice guy and you're a racist.
"Everyone calls me The Candy Man... But you can call me...
The Candy Man."
I chuckled.
I seriously cracked up laughing at "Everyone calls me the Candyman... but you can call me... the Candyman." I don't know why I found that so funny, lol. You always make me smile! Keep up the awesome work, and I'm so happy to see a sequel to one of my favourite videos of yours!
that cracked me up too
Me too. Probably woke everyone up laughing out loud.
im sorry i dont feel comfortable buyng from you you just broke the first rule of drug (candy) dealing never get high (eat) off your own supply
Hahah same, I love that joke
ever thought about writing about this universe? like short stories or novels? the concept is awesome and the references rock!
Noan Manji Much obliged! Maybe one day...
A novel or idea about so many other worlds or lore intersecting has appealed to me for the last 3 years, and im surprised that moviemakers have yet to tackle the idea on a grand scale
Noan Manji you should take a look at the Dark Tower series by Stephen King.
i like the first 3 books a lot
Thank you for this immense heaven of tingles.
Thank you for watching! Looking forward to that latest video of yours!
You got the rifts to reply
@@hereticseraphim73 that was 7 years ago
So glad you did another one of these. Dystopian candy time is utopian listening time. Thanks ER!
Ha, nice! Thanks for watching!
Hey Uncle E the odds that you’ll read this might be slim but I just have to say first off congrats on 1 mill subs that’s amazing..it’s funny your videos seem to come up right when I need them.the first time I ever say one of your videos was this one, I was a sophomore in High school and I was going through a rough patch at home, and I remember I would be at school on the computers and I found this video and it was weirdly relaxing and I instantly knew I was a fan..your videos helped me out a lot when I had a lot going on in my noggin..and all these years later I’m a dad now that has a whole new loads of stresses and your videos still have that way of putting me at ease..all in all keep doin what your doing and I hope you get to 2 mill!!
I have watched your channel for coming on one year now and you continue to inspire me, not only through your ASMR genius, but also in how you think of the world. You think of everyone as an equal, no religion, sexual orientation, or idea could change this... and that is the real genius behind you.
I was pretty happy to see another one of these videos! The Candy Man one was the first video I watched from you.
I also laughed a bit on the wax part @ 17:53
"Now..."
*glances and blinks a bit*
"...pardon me."
*puke face, cuts off*
"Why anyone would want to chew wax... is beyond me."
There are a lot of great ASMRtists on RUclips, but I don't think anyone *gets* it as much as you do. You put a lot of attention, creativity, and passion into videos like these. Thanks so much - I know I speak for many when I say how much I appreciate it.
ooh pice of candy...
ooh pice of candy...
ooh pice of candy...
ooh pice of candy...
ooh pice of candy...
You forgot to put air holes in the box
IdatGuy Piece* x5
Ooh bad grammar
No offense
@@randomdingetjes3942 where
The fuck in life are you now lol
@@mybloodyvalentineNT in hell
imagine someone stumbling upon this video
Ok so too explain this......shit ummm...
Yeah I have no idea why I'm still watching this I'm so confused wtf is going on why is whispering and wtf wtf is this
***** Lol I've seen that
It's called ASMR.
I don't have to imagine. A friend posted a corvus video where he hacks apart a watermelon and I intended to figure out why it was an hour long. Needless to say I got hooked.
this went from "no more sugar" to xenomorphs, head crabs, and deadly fungi
I've found myself coming to your videos not only for the great ASMR content but also for the amazing lore that you've created. I just love it.
This has been on my recommended videos for ages now, don't know why, finally decided to click on it...I weirdly enjoy it. Damn,
Magic
I love how it's a compliment to say that someone's ASMR video put them to sleep, where on any other video it would be an insult.
12:22
"A package within a package."
PACKAGECEPTION
#StopLoudADsBeforeASMRVideos
Malthe Nielsen #EarLivesMatter
The Movement!
#GetSomeDamnADblockerThen
Jonathan Berger #Whyareyouwatchingthisonalaptop
CT-5698 A.K.A. Crusader #SometimesmyphonediesandIhavetousemycomputerforRUclips
ER: "Welcome to my,"
Me: GARAGE
ER: "office"
Me: rip the meme dream
You know what i love more than memes?
Knowledge
mrlolster I eat a bag of knowledge everyday
He already has a video in his garage
Woah, loving the apocalyptic setup for this. Got me really engaged as well as providing some good ASMR. Great stuff!
Everyone calls me the candy man but you can call me...................the candy man
"Everyone calls me the Candy Man, but you could call me..........
jeff
+Dragon Tooth Everyone calls me the candy man but you can call me...................
JOOOHN CEENA!
everyone calls me the candy man, but you can call me .......
Anytime!!!
smooth as hell
Everyone calls me the candy man but you can call me......
SYLOK THE DEFILED!!!!!
I think my favorite thing about the Candy Man is just how smooth and enthusiastic he is about his products. He is making me want to go on a late night candy run.
When he showed the Rivet City Rock Candy, I got excited and my Fallout 3 addiction was calling.
Ephemeral Rift, I love the creativity of your videos. Your videos are different than any other asmr channel, I also appreciate the time and dedication you put into your videos.
I was all relaxed and then you said "Gallifreyan" and I was suddenly 100% alert
Sorry can you tell me the reference .
Doctor Who :)
SoonToBeAwesome He's got timelord connections :)
They survived......
lockjaw larry & the meme team I can hear the face of bo in the background asking for candy
Came home from work, for lunch, and sat back and listened to this. Refreshing.
..Now I want a Candy Man DLC for FNV. Depending on the skills of your character, you could provide escort for deliveries, candy formulation assistance, repair/maintain the candy making equipment, secure supplies/recipes, and even help push back, by espionage, sabotage, or combat, the Legion and the NCR that would both be banning sugar because of all the fighting they've done over it. Eventually you'd answer to the Candy Man as a newly established faction.
The candies themselves would provide mini bonuses, like drugs, but not as strong, nor would they have addictions... Well, perhaps a mild "sugar addiction" penalty. Sugar crash?
Long live the sweet rebellion.
I like the way you think!
The subtle humor is great. I had to go back and listen to this without the intention of going to sleep so that I could catch all of it.
Although I don't experience ASMR, I do have insomnia and these videos help me sleep
I'm like you. I don't experience ASMR, but they still relax me and put me out
Just wanted to thank you for all the videos you make ER. The first Candy Man video was my very first ASMR video, and seeing the concept continued makes me think back to how much ASMR I've watched since then. You really brought something great into my life, and you continue to bring the very best of that with every video you make. Thank you ER, so much for what you do.
Uncle Rift: we are completely safe here
Looks around nervously
I just love how all of your videos have an apocalyptic feel to them. Even with candy, you made it seem like it's a valuable thing in these times. It's incredible. You have yourself another subscriber.
Sweet jesus! A sequel to the first EVER asmr video I watched!
Candy Man got ER my sub as well.
David Byrne Why thanks for watching both! ;)
Candy Man was my first ER video too. I don't experience the tingles as much, but it tickles my ears and it's very entertaining. Had sort of a cyberpunk vibe to it that was just super conceptually interesting. This one was packed with references that made me smile.
The interaction with the audience is great, the creativity is awesome and the quality is damn good. I commend you sir! ........ Just don't stop making Candyman series
Its so amazing to watch this after you blaze
^ ASMR Pro Tip ^
Still a heavily relevant comment, take notice
I literally feel my ears getting warm when you whisper into the microphone. No other ASMR channel can do that. Great video!
HE'S RETURNED! :D Now all we need is ASMR Salesman Returns!
The bit with the water cap was amazing!!!
Soooo many tingles in this video!
The candy man again? SERIUSLY.??? YUSSSS
You sir are by far the most artistic and creative ASMR person on youtube. I have a number of favorite ASMR channels but your level of craftsmanship with your videos and cleverness with plots/ongoing storylines/etc. really make you stand out.
Oh, and massive props for the Vogon reference!
Much obliged! Thanks for watching!
Again an excellent example why you are in the Top 3 category of Asmr artists. Great ideas, scripts and references. Thank you!
So the candyman gets candy from different parts of the universe, different places, and perhaps different times. He also bears an unusually strong resemblance to the 9th Doctor...just a theory though
Your original candy man video is one of my favorite pieces of asmr and I was so happy to see that you made a second one!
Half life+ Breaking bad...=best video ever made xD
When the first one came out I absolutely loved the character, great to see him again.
Nice Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference.
Ive been wanting to tell you this for a while: THANK YOU! I really enjoy your videos, i love the quirkyness (even the ones close to being creepy), your imagination and, ofcourse your talent/knowledge about ASMR. YOU, sir, are truly unique!
PS. Plus leather jacket sounds are damn brill. Noticed you used them in some earlier videos aswell, so i just wanted to compliment you for the idea. Have a great day, you deserve it!
Holy crap ive been watching the "The ___ Man ASMR" series for a while now and i never knew you have been doing this for more than 4 years. In all the other ones you have a beard.
Even after nearly 7 years I still come back to this video. One of my all time favourite role plays!
honestly a jump scare in this could make me shit my pants no joke
MrBattleCheck Don't give him ideas dammit!
Great now you've killed us all we have to buy pants especially for this channel
Anything but a rickroll
Not sure why, but the candy man series are my favorites. Whenever I need to relax, these are always my go to asmr. Thank you ER
This was a very nice birthday present.
Happy Birthday!
Passing on the word about your videos. They really allow me to relax when I'm extremely stressed out
Walter White Chocolate.
I'm gonna come out and say it. I think that some TV channel in the hundreds of options out there today should be funding awesome ASMR content like this in their night time block. How amazing would it be to have some sort of ASMR block during the night, or even just an ASMR TV station. Somewhere where people can unwind after a stressful day, or instill peace before sleeping. I would watch the heck out of that channel...
Without a beard he looks like Dmitri ASMR HAHAHA :D
U mean massage asmr?
yey
Freakishly true
I got them confused to one point of wondering why the same guy has 2 different channels!
ya a little
Still my overall favorite. As always, thank you ER, you're a healer and a saint.
Living in a world without sugar is like living in a world without unicorns or rainbows. I would 1) probably go on a serial murder spree 2) go insane from lack of chocolate and 3) spontaneously combust from lack of sucrose. Also I love this video.
Either that or 1) Get ripped apart/melted by a Xenomorph. 2) Turned into an alien zombie by a headcrab. 3) Turned into a living fungus or swarmed by a bunch of aggressive people fueled by that mind bending fungus.
Now this is a world I would be deeply afraid of...with no sugar to make things better ;-;
You remind me of Andy (Chris Pratt) from parks and recreation.
So basically you’ve just admitted to being a serial killer
ER don't rush part 3 of this, taking your time just makes these videos more brilliant :>
You should give me the candy for free [Speech 100%]
lol if that's a fallout reference I choose the evil karma option [Attack]
Charisma is at 10 + a Pompour. Wig
+P3GASUS Fallout 3 - NV didn't base it in charisma, this one is speech skill.
+WalkKAL Surely with a machine that can generate this stuff at will, you can spare a *bit* more than you've already given me. [Speech 100]
Can i have some more (Speech over 9000%)
This has made me want to go out and buy every single one of these candies in chronological order. Dammit, candyman.
"'Everyone calls me the Candy Man, but you can call me.....the Candy Man.''
Why Rift, why ?
Cuz he actin like he don't know nobody nigga.
Uncle E was talking about the Multiverse before the Multiverse was cool.
I like chewing on:
Food
Gum
Wax
Plastic
Extension cords
Gustard (abbreviated garlic-mustard)
Mouth guards
Tooth picks
Popcorn kernels
Sometimes paper
That's all folks
My favourite is teething with the finger tab on the funnel bit of my hot water bottle
+Josh Watson same also bending the top with your teeth
lol
Wtf
i like to chew on my tooth
Perfect, I love the concept of these candy review videos of yours. I enjoy how you also include your viewer to be apart of the video, makes another kind of experience other than just watching. Thank you! May I request more candy review videos in the near future please!
Yes! Candy Man was my favorite video!
I didn't think ASMR could be done by guys, but you have proved me wrong! Your presentations are pitch-perfect and mesmerizing!
Same here, i though the fucking same. But he proved me wrong aswell.
"Care for some water?"
_"I'll put it in your sample bag :)"_
I was almost expecting that :P
HOLY SHIT, DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS PART 2!!!!
my day is made!
amazing, one of the reasons i love you so much is your references, just like heather feather, kinda a nod to the peole that know the, ie, the red and blue powder, like matrix
Also when he said vogons have horrible poetry, I believe it was a reference to "A Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" xD
***** And you're right about that :^D
There was also a mention of the "Restaurant at the End of the Universe," which is a big part of the second book.
Love the video, very creative and well-done.
This really reminds me of that Simpsons episode where they make sugar illegal so Homer gets involved in this top-secret operation to smuggle it overseas to a select few.
"Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise) sprinkle it with dew (sprinkle it dew) the candy man (the candy man) ooh the candy man can" ok who knows this song :3
:D i do!!!
+Erik Echevarria Willy Wonka ?
+Adolf Hitler Willy Wonka and the *COUGH* DARUDE SANDSTORM factory. Sorry, I coughed.
THE CANDY MAN CAN, CAUSE HE SPRINKLES IT WITH LOOOVE
I always that that guy was a child molester. Think about it the lyrics are intentionally sexual
YETI WAFERS, my all time favorite candy!!! I get them every time I go to the movies. Again another great video, Thank you so much for the absolute best variety and creativeness in your videos
"I wonder how many references I can make in one video"
This guy has some really creative ideas. I can't decide if I should love it or hate it. I think I love it.
Love the references in this. Enclave/Brotherhood, alien, Gallifreyan/Doctor Who ahh....
Never thought I could enjoy a male asmrtist. You have totally changed my opinion. Thanks man.
Same here! Then I caught the Professor Clemmons Test Subject 1 video and I was hooked. ER has quickly become my favorite asmrtist.
I noticed the candy man looks and dresses somewhat like the repairman 😏hmmmm
+Final Anomaly Shhhhh
+Final Anomaly i am new here and i don't know if it's important but i will share something. The "more than meets the eye" phrase is used by the candy man and the repairman too. At least one time i remember this happening, and the 2 videos are related by upload date and number too. it may be nothing but i will let you know of this coincidence.
Hehe
+Walter White Did u sold that blue meth dust to candyman?
New Headcanon: The Repairman is the Candy Man from a timeline where sugar never became illegal. The person who would have become the Candy Man was pedantic and well-versed in machines and technology, in the world where sugar was banned, the Candy Man used it to recreate factory machines to reproduce pre-packaged candy for sale to his customers. However, without that niche, the same man from the world where sugar was never banned was just an ordinary everyman with a knack for engineering. Down on his luck, he was approached by Professor Clemmons, who employed him with generous pay due to the danger and secrecy of his work. However, his encounter with Clemmons and the cosmic entities that Clemmon's work undoubtedly details broke his mind, leaving him far more reclusive and giving him the tendency to ramble softly to himself while he works.
Aaaaahhhh, I love fun dip so much. I convinced a girl in my neuroanatomy class to give me some in exchange for class notes and it was the first time I had some in years. Great video as always, ER.
rofl
So is candy man a time lord as well?
He said he travels through time and space
Apparantly so
Brian Catlett
OHSHIT
***** time to make a fandom
E.R confirmed for new doctor.
This is so exiting! Thank you for keeping this alive, I'd love to see more of this in the future.