The Candy Man 2 [ Post-Apocalyptic / Dystopian ASMR ]

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  • @sarasabrawi9480
    @sarasabrawi9480 10 лет назад +1239

    ''Everyone calls me the Candy Man.''
    ''....But you can call me.....the Candy Man.''
    11/10

    • @ccs8847
      @ccs8847 10 лет назад +18

      I
      K
      R

    • @gb731
      @gb731 9 лет назад +8

      Not enough water.

    • @raptorrodger
      @raptorrodger 9 лет назад +7

      Lol , I was waiting something cool but nope

    • @legitname6687
      @legitname6687 9 лет назад +6

      Thats why it was funny

    • @loge7358
      @loge7358 9 лет назад +3

      Koda McArthur He's a good guy. No funny business.

  • @CorbinSikes
    @CorbinSikes 8 лет назад +227

    favorite part "you could chew it" *chews wax* "pardon me" "now why you'd want to chew wax is beyond me"

  • @spiritmint5929
    @spiritmint5929 9 лет назад +225

    I imagine the Candyman slowly leaning in to make pop rock noises around his customers' ears and the customer being very confused.

  • @aaroninky
    @aaroninky 10 лет назад +740

    if the cops ever raided your house when you were preparing for one of these videos, you would have SO much explaining to do

    • @xxPenguinKnight7xx
      @xxPenguinKnight7xx 10 лет назад +59

      Come to think of it, why doesn't he make an antagonist character for the "candy man" world? it could be a whispering governor raiding the candy. XD

    • @jaxsonme
      @jaxsonme 10 лет назад +45

      THIS IS POLIC.......why the hell are there so many bags of....is that cocaine >_>

    • @MrFillyFillyFilly
      @MrFillyFillyFilly 10 лет назад +6

      Best comment ever.

    • @toxcity9789
      @toxcity9789 5 лет назад +2

      Rofl

    • @icycube710
      @icycube710 5 лет назад +6

      I think he would just tell them to quite down

  • @dancemania-c760
    @dancemania-c760 4 года назад +59

    Timestamps
    --------------------------
    Intro 0:01
    Magnamund crystal powder 5:27
    Unknown Chocolate 11:13
    Cybertronian Soda pop 16:12
    Emerald City wintergreen 20:00
    Megacity 1 orange wedges 20:24
    Vogan Chery Slices 20:40
    Water break! (lid tapping "sorta") 25:19
    Himalayain Yeti Wafers 29:45
    Another Unknown Chocolate Cookie Wafer 33:53
    Galifreyian mint patties 39:53
    Arkham Sanitaruim Potatoes 43:54
    Rivet City Pop Rocks 46:46
    Your sample bag 51:35
    Ending 52:11

  • @mikaLtubeyou
    @mikaLtubeyou 10 лет назад +56

    I love your face as you slowly realised you just chewed wax for the second time. You are truly dedicated to your videos,

  • @firstnamesecondfirstname1409
    @firstnamesecondfirstname1409 8 лет назад +363

    i'm just hoping that one day in the future, while playing Fallout 5, that the candy man can be found in a warehouse basement if you look hard enough

    • @maniac5280
      @maniac5280 7 лет назад +16

      That would be fkn epic, and hes coded like a little quest npc and you have to search different kinds of candy for him and after completing the quests for him you can buy candy from him!

    • @mitchrolla2619
      @mitchrolla2619 7 лет назад +5

      i honestly have no idea what my name should be -- the mod community could make it happen too. ya never know

    • @mattl7040
      @mattl7040 6 лет назад +5

      ManIac
      Or instead of getting to buy candy off of him, he gives you a sample bag. 😂

    • @ibeatmymeatv4129
      @ibeatmymeatv4129 6 лет назад +6

      i honestly have no idea what my name should be fallout 76?

    • @ericgallardo8450
      @ericgallardo8450 5 лет назад +1

      Fallout 76

  • @urara1966
    @urara1966 10 лет назад +176

    My friend. Thanks a lot.
    You ate sweets made ​​in Japan.
    Mysterious and feel happy feeling.:D
    The figure is a beautiful and elegant than the Japanese.
    Taste is transmitted from your friendly talks.
    I'm very relaxed.
    And, tingle is nice in the last scene.That's perfect.:)

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 лет назад +36

      Thank you my friend! I hope to exchange more candy in the future :)

    • @urara1966
      @urara1966 10 лет назад +15

      Ephemeral Rift me too.;)

    • @johnmr334
      @johnmr334 10 лет назад +1

      I think he just pulled!

    • @tehshortnoob
      @tehshortnoob 10 лет назад

      johnmr334 lol

    • @tehshortnoob
      @tehshortnoob 10 лет назад +3

      Shutup vincent. He's a nice guy and you're a racist.

  • @aidgav9947
    @aidgav9947 10 лет назад +25

    I had just been in a fight with my parents and so I retreated all sad and stressed and stuff back to my bedroom and saw this video had been made, despite my sadness I figured i could use some relaxation and the first Candy man video is still one of my favourites, Relieved all the stress and just took my mind of stuff for a while, made my day a whole lot better, thank you ER
    - Sincerely, possibly one of your most irritating and frequent commenters, Sad Hoodie Dude

  • @nativenewlondoner
    @nativenewlondoner 10 лет назад +332

    This sent me right off to sleep but when I woke up I had diabetes.

  • @XmatineeX
    @XmatineeX 10 лет назад +237

    "What have we here? Candy? Come into my van, kids."
    The leather jacket really didn't help.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 лет назад +186

      It works for me. After all, that's how I managed to snare the woman and boy I call "wife and kid".

    • @XmatineeX
      @XmatineeX 10 лет назад +17

      Ephemeral Rift Haha, well done. I should buy myself a collection of candy. xD

    • @abz4life100
      @abz4life100 10 лет назад +1

      Ahahahahhaha

    • @fun_at_work
      @fun_at_work 10 лет назад +23

      Ephemeral Rift haha, most people acquire the wife and produce the kid. Kudos for being insanity wolf.

    • @fun_at_work
      @fun_at_work 10 лет назад +6

      As an aside, the video was awesome and funny. His reply to you made me laugh out loud.

  • @saysHotdogs
    @saysHotdogs 10 лет назад +178

    "They call me the CandyMan...but you can call me...the Candyman"
    I LOL'd

    • @indieeasmr7101
      @indieeasmr7101 10 лет назад

      I said the same thing! lol

    • @Jesstherkiller
      @Jesstherkiller 10 лет назад +1

      Lololol so glad I wasn't the only one that giggled at that! XD

    • @darayneman
      @darayneman 7 лет назад +2

      i didn't.

    • @qaiser648
      @qaiser648 4 года назад

      Caitlin Palmer they weren’t stopping anyone

  • @ecolone
    @ecolone 9 лет назад +202

    Xenomorphs *AND* Headcrabs? Fuck that shit.

    • @ecolone
      @ecolone 9 лет назад

      ***** One I don't want to think about.

    • @CommanderNixon
      @CommanderNixon 9 лет назад +1

      Commissar Godfrey Don't forget Cordyceps :D

    • @ecolone
      @ecolone 9 лет назад +4

      Smiley Plays Yeah no. That can fuck right off.

    • @migdrokomix1222
      @migdrokomix1222 9 лет назад

      Commissar Godfrey watch the head humpers Gordon!

    • @Zomana9
      @Zomana9 9 лет назад +3

      Head Bursters

  • @coolfool4950
    @coolfool4950 3 года назад +36

    Coming back to these older videos almost almost a decade later is so strange. Seeing bald Uncle E again is weird.

    • @bread3960
      @bread3960 2 года назад

      Ikr

    • @COORDINANCE
      @COORDINANCE Год назад +1

      Facts! He introduced me to ASMR almost 10 years ago!

  • @NightFighterDK
    @NightFighterDK 9 лет назад +597

    drug dealer of 7018

    • @Spose1616
      @Spose1616 9 лет назад +2

      2HIGH I'm fucking done. xD

    • @stevensaban8653
      @stevensaban8653 9 лет назад +9

      This a kid version of drugs. Kid drug are candy right......yeah...no.....ok then.

    • @beng-ql1hm
      @beng-ql1hm 9 лет назад +7

      Steven Saban dip shit

    • @miple7202
      @miple7202 7 лет назад

      2HIGH
      Drugs will be legal then

    • @superswift9119
      @superswift9119 7 лет назад +3

      Miple720 drugs may not even be around then 😂

  • @bumblemcgrumbles7720
    @bumblemcgrumbles7720 9 лет назад +179

    I feel like the candy man's rival should be Sweet Tooth, the candy pimp.

  • @xxPenguinKnight7xx
    @xxPenguinKnight7xx 10 лет назад +61

    Most highly anticipated asmr video of the year.

  • @Tlobe
    @Tlobe 3 года назад +9

    6 years.
    6 god damn years he's helped me sleep and by god have I slept wonderfully ever since.

  • @kancer420
    @kancer420 10 лет назад +40

    So glad you did another one of these. Dystopian candy time is utopian listening time. Thanks ER!

  • @SlushGuppy
    @SlushGuppy 10 лет назад +48

    I seriously cracked up laughing at "Everyone calls me the Candyman... but you can call me... the Candyman." I don't know why I found that so funny, lol. You always make me smile! Keep up the awesome work, and I'm so happy to see a sequel to one of my favourite videos of yours!

    • @projectaesthetics5104
      @projectaesthetics5104 10 лет назад +1

      that cracked me up too

    • @gooderprose
      @gooderprose 10 лет назад +1

      Me too. Probably woke everyone up laughing out loud.

    • @chasebinns6547
      @chasebinns6547 10 лет назад +1

      im sorry i dont feel comfortable buyng from you you just broke the first rule of drug (candy) dealing never get high (eat) off your own supply

    • @louistomlinson4383
      @louistomlinson4383 6 лет назад

      Hahah same, I love that joke

  • @hermetickitten
    @hermetickitten 10 лет назад +106

    Thank you for this immense heaven of tingles.

  • @macacofrito
    @macacofrito 10 лет назад +49

    ever thought about writing about this universe? like short stories or novels? the concept is awesome and the references rock!

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 лет назад +16

      Noan Manji Much obliged! Maybe one day...

    • @notthatinnocent86
      @notthatinnocent86 9 лет назад

      A novel or idea about so many other worlds or lore intersecting has appealed to me for the last 3 years, and im surprised that moviemakers have yet to tackle the idea on a grand scale

    • @TheMrGuayo
      @TheMrGuayo 7 лет назад

      Noan Manji you should take a look at the Dark Tower series by Stephen King.

    • @macacofrito
      @macacofrito 7 лет назад

      i like the first 3 books a lot

  • @LaurenOstrowskiFenton
    @LaurenOstrowskiFenton 10 лет назад +22

    Oh the sounds of crunching sweets..and the sounds of the wrapper!!!! Bliss...This allows me a holiday from my life.

  • @ryankelley01
    @ryankelley01 10 лет назад +3

    I have watched your channel for coming on one year now and you continue to inspire me, not only through your ASMR genius, but also in how you think of the world. You think of everyone as an equal, no religion, sexual orientation, or idea could change this... and that is the real genius behind you.

  • @isaiahfouse2677
    @isaiahfouse2677 10 лет назад +58

    ooh pice of candy...
    ooh pice of candy...
    ooh pice of candy...
    ooh pice of candy...
    ooh pice of candy...

  • @ShahBeatsTV
    @ShahBeatsTV 10 лет назад +37

    "Everyone calls me The Candy Man... But you can call me...
    The Candy Man."
    I chuckled.

  • @3dthatv237
    @3dthatv237 2 года назад +4

    Hey Uncle E the odds that you’ll read this might be slim but I just have to say first off congrats on 1 mill subs that’s amazing..it’s funny your videos seem to come up right when I need them.the first time I ever say one of your videos was this one, I was a sophomore in High school and I was going through a rough patch at home, and I remember I would be at school on the computers and I found this video and it was weirdly relaxing and I instantly knew I was a fan..your videos helped me out a lot when I had a lot going on in my noggin..and all these years later I’m a dad now that has a whole new loads of stresses and your videos still have that way of putting me at ease..all in all keep doin what your doing and I hope you get to 2 mill!!

  • @MrEtmer
    @MrEtmer 10 лет назад +10

    I was pretty happy to see another one of these videos! The Candy Man one was the first video I watched from you.
    I also laughed a bit on the wax part @ 17:53
    "Now..."
    *glances and blinks a bit*
    "...pardon me."
    *puke face, cuts off*
    "Why anyone would want to chew wax... is beyond me."

  • @HumbleFishStix
    @HumbleFishStix 10 лет назад +185

    imagine someone stumbling upon this video

    • @jaxsonme
      @jaxsonme 10 лет назад +5

      Ok so too explain this......shit ummm...

    • @Ilovemachinagadgets
      @Ilovemachinagadgets 10 лет назад +4

      Yeah I have no idea why I'm still watching this I'm so confused wtf is going on why is whispering and wtf wtf is this

    • @Slideround
      @Slideround 10 лет назад +2

      ***** Lol I've seen that

    • @ltbanana5537
      @ltbanana5537 10 лет назад +7

      It's called ASMR.

    • @Gurren813
      @Gurren813 4 года назад +5

      I don't have to imagine. A friend posted a corvus video where he hacks apart a watermelon and I intended to figure out why it was an hour long. Needless to say I got hooked.

  • @EdgarUProductions
    @EdgarUProductions 10 лет назад +3

    I've found myself coming to your videos not only for the great ASMR content but also for the amazing lore that you've created. I just love it.

  • @CheddarmanGeo
    @CheddarmanGeo 10 лет назад +18

    This has been on my recommended videos for ages now, don't know why, finally decided to click on it...I weirdly enjoy it. Damn,

  • @Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive
    @Matrix5TheTrapsComeAlive 10 лет назад +3

    Woah, loving the apocalyptic setup for this. Got me really engaged as well as providing some good ASMR. Great stuff!

  • @MarkStephenMKWii
    @MarkStephenMKWii 10 лет назад +4

    Ephemeral Rift, I love the creativity of your videos. Your videos are different than any other asmr channel, I also appreciate the time and dedication you put into your videos.

  • @kennyo21361
    @kennyo21361 10 лет назад +1

    There are a lot of great ASMRtists on RUclips, but I don't think anyone *gets* it as much as you do. You put a lot of attention, creativity, and passion into videos like these. Thanks so much - I know I speak for many when I say how much I appreciate it.

  • @karenaa349
    @karenaa349 8 лет назад +126

    Everyone calls me the candy man but you can call me...................the candy man

    • @crane8015
      @crane8015 8 лет назад +5

      "Everyone calls me the Candy Man, but you could call me..........
      jeff

    • @gumburgobek
      @gumburgobek 8 лет назад +2

      +Dragon Tooth Everyone calls me the candy man but you can call me...................
      JOOOHN CEENA!

    • @theslipperysnake3218
      @theslipperysnake3218 8 лет назад +7

      everyone calls me the candy man, but you can call me .......
      Anytime!!!

    • @agnew0
      @agnew0 8 лет назад +2

      smooth as hell

    • @johnhaboko8986
      @johnhaboko8986 8 лет назад +4

      Everyone calls me the candy man but you can call me......
      SYLOK THE DEFILED!!!!!

  • @dieselsal9440
    @dieselsal9440 8 лет назад +16

    this went from "no more sugar" to xenomorphs, head crabs, and deadly fungi

  • @cellphonelightsaber
    @cellphonelightsaber 10 лет назад +14

    ..Now I want a Candy Man DLC for FNV. Depending on the skills of your character, you could provide escort for deliveries, candy formulation assistance, repair/maintain the candy making equipment, secure supplies/recipes, and even help push back, by espionage, sabotage, or combat, the Legion and the NCR that would both be banning sugar because of all the fighting they've done over it. Eventually you'd answer to the Candy Man as a newly established faction.
    The candies themselves would provide mini bonuses, like drugs, but not as strong, nor would they have addictions... Well, perhaps a mild "sugar addiction" penalty. Sugar crash?
    Long live the sweet rebellion.

  • @haplopatryn145
    @haplopatryn145 8 лет назад +66

    ER: "Welcome to my,"
    Me: GARAGE
    ER: "office"
    Me: rip the meme dream

    • @mrlolster2144
      @mrlolster2144 7 лет назад +16

      You know what i love more than memes?
      Knowledge

    • @wixdeerwater1927
      @wixdeerwater1927 7 лет назад +2

      mrlolster I eat a bag of knowledge everyday

    • @LachiePlayaplaya
      @LachiePlayaplaya 6 лет назад

      He already has a video in his garage

  • @ALEX1997FTW
    @ALEX1997FTW 10 лет назад +9

    When he showed the Rivet City Rock Candy, I got excited and my Fallout 3 addiction was calling.

  • @malthenielsen9389
    @malthenielsen9389 8 лет назад +119

    #StopLoudADsBeforeASMRVideos

    • @thegeniusgamer4436
      @thegeniusgamer4436 7 лет назад +20

      Malthe Nielsen #EarLivesMatter

    • @TheGamingInvestor
      @TheGamingInvestor 7 лет назад +3

      The Movement!

    • @JohnTheStun
      @JohnTheStun 7 лет назад +7

      #GetSomeDamnADblockerThen

    • @ADMONIUS
      @ADMONIUS 7 лет назад +15

      Jonathan Berger #Whyareyouwatchingthisonalaptop

    • @Benhall01
      @Benhall01 6 лет назад +2

      CT-5698 A.K.A. Crusader #SometimesmyphonediesandIhavetousemycomputerforRUclips

  • @mariesoundhaven3720
    @mariesoundhaven3720 10 лет назад +30

    Its so amazing to watch this after you blaze

  • @straightman2
    @straightman2 8 лет назад +8

    Although I don't experience ASMR, I do have insomnia and these videos help me sleep

    • @petergriffin1492
      @petergriffin1492 8 лет назад +2

      I'm like you. I don't experience ASMR, but they still relax me and put me out

  • @mog398
    @mog398 10 лет назад +14

    Sweet jesus! A sequel to the first EVER asmr video I watched!

    • @NorthWoodsAmbient
      @NorthWoodsAmbient 10 лет назад +3

      Candy Man got ER my sub as well.

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 лет назад +2

      David Byrne Why thanks for watching both! ;)

    • @TheGamerGoy
      @TheGamerGoy 10 лет назад

      Candy Man was my first ER video too. I don't experience the tingles as much, but it tickles my ears and it's very entertaining. Had sort of a cyberpunk vibe to it that was just super conceptually interesting. This one was packed with references that made me smile.

  • @WhoIsCthulhu
    @WhoIsCthulhu 9 лет назад +6

    12:22
    "A package within a package."
    PACKAGECEPTION

  • @mon2092
    @mon2092 9 лет назад +119

    You should give me the candy for free [Speech 100%]

    • @DarthTrazyn
      @DarthTrazyn 9 лет назад +2

      lol if that's a fallout reference I choose the evil karma option [Attack]

    • @p3gasus620
      @p3gasus620 8 лет назад +1

      Charisma is at 10 + a Pompour. Wig

    • @JacquesWS
      @JacquesWS 8 лет назад +1

      +P3GASUS Fallout 3 - NV didn't base it in charisma, this one is speech skill.

    • @RandomGamerNumber01
      @RandomGamerNumber01 8 лет назад +8

      +WalkKAL Surely with a machine that can generate this stuff at will, you can spare a *bit* more than you've already given me. [Speech 100]

    • @englishcrumpet942
      @englishcrumpet942 8 лет назад

      Can i have some more (Speech over 9000%)

  • @tridecalogism935
    @tridecalogism935 10 лет назад +1

    Came home from work, for lunch, and sat back and listened to this. Refreshing.

  • @lockjawlarrythememeteam
    @lockjawlarrythememeteam 10 лет назад +31

    I was all relaxed and then you said "Gallifreyan" and I was suddenly 100% alert

    • @fudgethemhores
      @fudgethemhores 10 лет назад +6

      Sorry can you tell me the reference .

    • @lockjawlarrythememeteam
      @lockjawlarrythememeteam 10 лет назад +7

      Doctor Who :)

    • @dardieboyz
      @dardieboyz 10 лет назад +3

      SoonToBeAwesome He's got timelord connections :)

    • @jaxsonme
      @jaxsonme 10 лет назад +5

      They survived......

    • @valleyfire4721
      @valleyfire4721 6 лет назад

      lockjaw larry & the meme team I can hear the face of bo in the background asking for candy

  • @willfendon6916
    @willfendon6916 10 лет назад

    I just love how all of your videos have an apocalyptic feel to them. Even with candy, you made it seem like it's a valuable thing in these times. It's incredible. You have yourself another subscriber.

  • @moniemaker27
    @moniemaker27 10 лет назад +43

    Walter White Chocolate.

  • @Quantum7x
    @Quantum7x 10 лет назад

    I love how it's a compliment to say that someone's ASMR video put them to sleep, where on any other video it would be an insult.

  • @BazookaPig
    @BazookaPig 10 лет назад +9

    So the candyman gets candy from different parts of the universe, different places, and perhaps different times. He also bears an unusually strong resemblance to the 9th Doctor...just a theory though

  • @Trancemaster2052
    @Trancemaster2052 10 лет назад

    You sir are by far the most artistic and creative ASMR person on youtube. I have a number of favorite ASMR channels but your level of craftsmanship with your videos and cleverness with plots/ongoing storylines/etc. really make you stand out.

  • @NothingButTheWin
    @NothingButTheWin 10 лет назад +15

    The candy man again? SERIUSLY.??? YUSSSS

  • @DecadentReaver
    @DecadentReaver 10 лет назад

    Just wanted to thank you for all the videos you make ER. The first Candy Man video was my very first ASMR video, and seeing the concept continued makes me think back to how much ASMR I've watched since then. You really brought something great into my life, and you continue to bring the very best of that with every video you make. Thank you ER, so much for what you do.

  • @lancekings3206
    @lancekings3206 3 года назад +6

    Holy crap ive been watching the "The ___ Man ASMR" series for a while now and i never knew you have been doing this for more than 4 years. In all the other ones you have a beard.

  • @StopStealingMySandwich
    @StopStealingMySandwich 9 лет назад +1

    The bit with the water cap was amazing!!!
    Soooo many tingles in this video!

  • @memesalad7586
    @memesalad7586 4 года назад +5

    Uncle Rift: we are completely safe here
    Looks around nervously

  • @Eric-iq8cg
    @Eric-iq8cg 10 лет назад

    I literally feel my ears getting warm when you whisper into the microphone. No other ASMR channel can do that. Great video!

  • @jeremykyle6092
    @jeremykyle6092 10 лет назад +13

    Half life+ Breaking bad...=best video ever made xD

  • @dankvis
    @dankvis 10 лет назад +2

    When the first one came out I absolutely loved the character, great to see him again.

  • @MrBattleCheck
    @MrBattleCheck 9 лет назад +31

    honestly a jump scare in this could make me shit my pants no joke

    • @ecolone
      @ecolone 9 лет назад +18

      MrBattleCheck Don't give him ideas dammit!

    • @bekthetrek2364
      @bekthetrek2364 8 лет назад

      Great now you've killed us all we have to buy pants especially for this channel

    • @halcyonzenith4411
      @halcyonzenith4411 4 месяца назад

      Anything but a rickroll

  • @dafyddprichard1540
    @dafyddprichard1540 3 года назад

    Even after nearly 7 years I still come back to this video. One of my all time favourite role plays!

  • @RSRemington
    @RSRemington 10 лет назад +3

    HE'S RETURNED! :D Now all we need is ASMR Salesman Returns!

  • @atduran1911
    @atduran1911 10 лет назад

    The interaction with the audience is great, the creativity is awesome and the quality is damn good. I commend you sir! ........ Just don't stop making Candyman series

  • @mann288
    @mann288 10 лет назад +7

    Yes! Candy Man was my favorite video!

  • @xCommonViewerx
    @xCommonViewerx 10 лет назад

    The subtle humor is great. I had to go back and listen to this without the intention of going to sleep so that I could catch all of it.

  • @persephonedaubigny3792
    @persephonedaubigny3792 8 лет назад +11

    I like chewing on:
    Food
    Gum
    Wax
    Plastic
    Extension cords
    Gustard (abbreviated garlic-mustard)
    Mouth guards
    Tooth picks
    Popcorn kernels
    Sometimes paper
    That's all folks

    • @jgdhgshj
      @jgdhgshj 8 лет назад

      My favourite is teething with the finger tab on the funnel bit of my hot water bottle

    • @manny_1056
      @manny_1056 8 лет назад

      +Josh Watson same also bending the top with your teeth

    • @danielmichaellister4625
      @danielmichaellister4625 8 лет назад

      lol

    • @shinebright9084
      @shinebright9084 7 лет назад +3

      Wtf

    • @piccalele
      @piccalele 7 лет назад +1

      i like to chew on my tooth

  • @NotWellKnown
    @NotWellKnown 7 лет назад

    I think my favorite thing about the Candy Man is just how smooth and enthusiastic he is about his products. He is making me want to go on a late night candy run.

  • @mathor512
    @mathor512 9 лет назад +27

    "'Everyone calls me the Candy Man, but you can call me.....the Candy Man.''
    Why Rift, why ?

    • @benjamina4432
      @benjamina4432 9 лет назад +18

      Cuz he actin like he don't know nobody nigga.

  • @xsampsakx
    @xsampsakx 10 лет назад

    Again an excellent example why you are in the Top 3 category of Asmr artists. Great ideas, scripts and references. Thank you!

  • @matthewrandall8217
    @matthewrandall8217 10 лет назад +9

    Nice Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy reference.

  • @JonathanXLindqviust
    @JonathanXLindqviust 6 лет назад +1

    Still my overall favorite. As always, thank you ER, you're a healer and a saint.

  • @ScottandDevonTV
    @ScottandDevonTV 10 лет назад +14

    This was a very nice birthday present.

  • @drivewaymechanic01
    @drivewaymechanic01 6 лет назад

    Not sure why, but the candy man series are my favorites. Whenever I need to relax, these are always my go to asmr. Thank you ER

  • @ToastbackWhale
    @ToastbackWhale 10 лет назад +9

    Oh, and massive props for the Vogon reference!

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  10 лет назад +11

      Much obliged! Thanks for watching!

  • @NeverEndingKarla
    @NeverEndingKarla 10 лет назад

    Your original candy man video is one of my favorite pieces of asmr and I was so happy to see that you made a second one!

  • @finalanomaly3881
    @finalanomaly3881 9 лет назад +63

    I noticed the candy man looks and dresses somewhat like the repairman 😏hmmmm

    • @EphemeralRift
      @EphemeralRift  9 лет назад +38

      +Final Anomaly Shhhhh

    • @ChrisKamatero
      @ChrisKamatero 9 лет назад +6

      +Final Anomaly i am new here and i don't know if it's important but i will share something. The "more than meets the eye" phrase is used by the candy man and the repairman too. At least one time i remember this happening, and the 2 videos are related by upload date and number too. it may be nothing but i will let you know of this coincidence.

    • @zrock8348
      @zrock8348 8 лет назад

      Hehe

    • @dignodeadmirah
      @dignodeadmirah 8 лет назад

      +Walter White Did u sold that blue meth dust to candyman?

    • @witchhatsftw7206
      @witchhatsftw7206 8 лет назад +12

      New Headcanon: The Repairman is the Candy Man from a timeline where sugar never became illegal. The person who would have become the Candy Man was pedantic and well-versed in machines and technology, in the world where sugar was banned, the Candy Man used it to recreate factory machines to reproduce pre-packaged candy for sale to his customers. However, without that niche, the same man from the world where sugar was never banned was just an ordinary everyman with a knack for engineering. Down on his luck, he was approached by Professor Clemmons, who employed him with generous pay due to the danger and secrecy of his work. However, his encounter with Clemmons and the cosmic entities that Clemmon's work undoubtedly details broke his mind, leaving him far more reclusive and giving him the tendency to ramble softly to himself while he works.

  • @Fyrabeats
    @Fyrabeats 10 лет назад

    Ive been wanting to tell you this for a while: THANK YOU! I really enjoy your videos, i love the quirkyness (even the ones close to being creepy), your imagination and, ofcourse your talent/knowledge about ASMR. YOU, sir, are truly unique!

    • @Fyrabeats
      @Fyrabeats 10 лет назад

      PS. Plus leather jacket sounds are damn brill. Noticed you used them in some earlier videos aswell, so i just wanted to compliment you for the idea. Have a great day, you deserve it!

  • @OtherSideASMR
    @OtherSideASMR 10 лет назад +7

    Living in a world without sugar is like living in a world without unicorns or rainbows. I would 1) probably go on a serial murder spree 2) go insane from lack of chocolate and 3) spontaneously combust from lack of sucrose. Also I love this video.

    • @StormierNik
      @StormierNik 10 лет назад +2

      Either that or 1) Get ripped apart/melted by a Xenomorph. 2) Turned into an alien zombie by a headcrab. 3) Turned into a living fungus or swarmed by a bunch of aggressive people fueled by that mind bending fungus.
      Now this is a world I would be deeply afraid of...with no sugar to make things better ;-;

    • @misaharashima2984
      @misaharashima2984 10 лет назад

      You remind me of Andy (Chris Pratt) from parks and recreation.

    • @cali7435
      @cali7435 4 года назад

      So basically you’ve just admitted to being a serial killer

  • @baileybayer9462
    @baileybayer9462 10 лет назад

    Passing on the word about your videos. They really allow me to relax when I'm extremely stressed out

  • @monkeyman31ful
    @monkeyman31ful 10 лет назад +10

    amazing, one of the reasons i love you so much is your references, just like heather feather, kinda a nod to the peole that know the, ie, the red and blue powder, like matrix

    • @Gappy
      @Gappy 10 лет назад

      Also when he said vogons have horrible poetry, I believe it was a reference to "A Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy" xD

    • @Jackkara
      @Jackkara 10 лет назад

      ***** And you're right about that :^D

    • @samstone1445
      @samstone1445 10 лет назад

      There was also a mention of the "Restaurant at the End of the Universe," which is a big part of the second book.

  • @kfunk9390
    @kfunk9390 10 лет назад +1

    HOLY SHIT, DIDN'T EVEN KNOW THERE WAS PART 2!!!!
    my day is made!

  • @extremea7974
    @extremea7974 10 лет назад +3

    Love the references in this. Enclave/Brotherhood, alien, Gallifreyan/Doctor Who ahh....

  • @seanmurray5132
    @seanmurray5132 10 лет назад +1

    YETI WAFERS, my all time favorite candy!!! I get them every time I go to the movies. Again another great video, Thank you so much for the absolute best variety and creativeness in your videos

  • @BrionYeTurnips
    @BrionYeTurnips 8 лет назад +3

    "Care for some water?"
    _"I'll put it in your sample bag :)"_
    I was almost expecting that :P

  • @MrFillyFillyFilly
    @MrFillyFillyFilly 10 лет назад +2

    Love the video, very creative and well-done.
    This really reminds me of that Simpsons episode where they make sugar illegal so Homer gets involved in this top-secret operation to smuggle it overseas to a select few.

  • @jcruelty4630
    @jcruelty4630 9 лет назад +19

    "Who can take a sunrise (who can take a sunrise) sprinkle it with dew (sprinkle it dew) the candy man (the candy man) ooh the candy man can" ok who knows this song :3

    • @agntt-
      @agntt- 8 лет назад

      :D i do!!!

    • @AdolfHitler-nm5gs
      @AdolfHitler-nm5gs 8 лет назад

      +Erik Echevarria Willy Wonka ?

    • @ClovisPictures
      @ClovisPictures 8 лет назад

      +Adolf Hitler Willy Wonka and the *COUGH* DARUDE SANDSTORM factory. Sorry, I coughed.

    • @ZakkWasNotAvailable
      @ZakkWasNotAvailable 8 лет назад

      THE CANDY MAN CAN, CAUSE HE SPRINKLES IT WITH LOOOVE

    • @Asian_Import
      @Asian_Import 8 лет назад

      I always that that guy was a child molester. Think about it the lyrics are intentionally sexual

  • @TDSSoulReaver
    @TDSSoulReaver 10 лет назад +1

    I'm gonna come out and say it. I think that some TV channel in the hundreds of options out there today should be funding awesome ASMR content like this in their night time block. How amazing would it be to have some sort of ASMR block during the night, or even just an ASMR TV station. Somewhere where people can unwind after a stressful day, or instill peace before sleeping. I would watch the heck out of that channel...

  • @EphyPinkman
    @EphyPinkman 8 лет назад +24

    Without a beard he looks like Dmitri ASMR HAHAHA :D

  • @gooderprose
    @gooderprose 10 лет назад +2

    Never thought I could enjoy a male asmrtist. You have totally changed my opinion. Thanks man.

    • @martee770
      @martee770 10 лет назад +1

      Same here! Then I caught the Professor Clemmons Test Subject 1 video and I was hooked. ER has quickly become my favorite asmrtist.

  • @doctorqrow3452
    @doctorqrow3452 7 лет назад +6

    "I wonder how many references I can make in one video"

  • @sanicmarin
    @sanicmarin 10 лет назад

    ER don't rush part 3 of this, taking your time just makes these videos more brilliant :>

  • @tartredarrow
    @tartredarrow 10 лет назад +42

    This has a crystal meth lab vibe to it....

    • @higaindane
      @higaindane 10 лет назад +11

      YEEEEAH BREAKING BAD

    • @jaxsonme
      @jaxsonme 10 лет назад +4

      I never liked breaking bad.....drugs ruins lives stop making it out to be fun

    • @higaindane
      @higaindane 10 лет назад +19

      jaxson me I hate you.

    • @jaxsonme
      @jaxsonme 10 лет назад +1

      For voicing my opinion on a show that's sub par at best?

    • @1000ouija
      @1000ouija 10 лет назад +5

      jaxson me Drugs ruin many lives and improve many also.. So have your own view but you wont change anything. Just because some wont have the 'ideal' life you have pictured in your own head. As long as people are happy or effecting other peoples happiness, live and let live.

  • @KuraiMuin
    @KuraiMuin 10 лет назад

    This is so exiting! Thank you for keeping this alive, I'd love to see more of this in the future.

  • @RespectedMolotov
    @RespectedMolotov 9 лет назад +4

    Yo those Infiniti ads are the hypest shit! I never skip them!

  • @austinmurphy86
    @austinmurphy86 10 лет назад

    You are great at making these videos. One of my favourite ASMR people. Always get me to sleep. Keep it up.

  • @ZedTheMasterOfShadows
    @ZedTheMasterOfShadows 9 лет назад +11

    Fun dip is so fucking good.

    • @devinpohl5532
      @devinpohl5532 9 лет назад +5

      Reminds me of the idiots in third grade that literally snorted lines of that stuff. Ah... the memories.

    • @owainglyndwr8402
      @owainglyndwr8402 9 лет назад

      Remember those idiots who "smoked" smarties, but they were just breathing in candy dust...

    • @sheerfaint7723
      @sheerfaint7723 9 лет назад

      +Owen Van Hoose In Canada we call them Rockets.

    • @owainglyndwr8402
      @owainglyndwr8402 9 лет назад

      -BREAKING NEWS- i don't care you have a different culture, i call them smarties

    • @sheerfaint7723
      @sheerfaint7723 9 лет назад

      Owen Van Hoose What's your problem?
      I'm allowed to say what we call them as a little "fun fact"
      I'm not forcing you to call them that.

  • @chasebinns6547
    @chasebinns6547 10 лет назад +2

    i admire him i couldnt sit in front of a camera for an hour or more whispering

  • @zombiestalker5383
    @zombiestalker5383 9 лет назад +7

    Him:If it's not Xenomophs or Head crabs…
    Me:*Interrups* HOLD UP, WHAT UNIVERSE ARE WE LIVING IN?! YOU BROUGHT UP BOTH OF MY FAVORITE MOVIE AND GAME SO IF THEIR COMBINED I NEED ALL THE DRUGS/CANDY YOU HAVE, ALONG WITH A GLOCK AND A GASMASK

  • @Dio-xc7uy
    @Dio-xc7uy 7 лет назад

    This guy has some really creative ideas. I can't decide if I should love it or hate it. I think I love it.