Waltuh Perhaps there is a Heisenberg; a chemistry teacher diagnosed with cancer who gets involved in the sugar business by creating candy in a secret lab fronted by a grilled-chicken food chain
GreenGoblet22 whenever he can, can. He became such a strange shape, such a strange shape from trying to fit in oh oh, he became such a strange shape, Such a strange shaaaape, He hopes the roof flies off and he gets blown out into space, he always makes such expensive mistakes.
And I'm back again. 27:47 for the best line in all of that is candy and ASMR history. I really hope, for jokes sake, someone sends him 30,000 of those candies.
So the man was a prequel, but i dont know if the man is the candy man, and this is basically the "next episode" (because at the end of the man he shaves his head and here he is shaved)
11 years ago I found this video introducing me to ASMR; watched it on repeat for weeks going to sleep and all this time later, I’m here again. Thanks for everything ER!
Preston Garvey I don’t think this was suppose to be directed to me but either way *i am never doing another settlement again jesues Christ get away from me please*
You are quite an interesting man... I love your work, how uniquely your videos can blend entertainment with relaxation. It all has substance. All my love goes out to you and all your endeavors.
I think what I really liked about this video was how you transitioned from the exposition into character without there being a hard cut. It was so smooth and effective, and didn't really take much suspension of disbelief to be immersed into the setting you created. Well done.
It wasn't really that much that I ate. Of course, "much" to me is 3 scoops of ice cream covered in caramel, with peanuts and whipped cream. And that only makes me full, not ill.
Lol IMAGINE if Fallout 4 came out with a character of the Candy Man. He could be your companion, but instead of fighting with you he would just feed you candy and whisper XD
+Elerium Dude, just because you watched BB doesn't mean it's easy. According to my chemestry teacher (We had a lesson talking about Breaking Bad) the formula isn't that complicated but getting the reaction right is a lot more difficult. Kinda like making Alc. Producing it needs some skill and set up. Producing good alcohole is on another layer of difficult...
+Elerium Everyone look at me, I watched Breaking Bad one time, I know everything about meth You sound just like those kids who play Call of Duty for 45 minutes and think they're experts on guns and military strategy.
i'm beyond impressed on the quality of this video but what impresses me more is your capability to eat 45 minutes of candy without a single sip of water in between! haha what a champ!
Some of my favorite smells are grease paint, gasoline, and fog from smoke machines, most likely because I associate those scents with the Halloween attraction I work at.
Me and my father have been watching this for years now because we both have ASMR, And after so many years of watching this with my dad, It just became famous between me and him. We have kind of built a bond from watching this together for 3 years. Thank you, " Candyman."
This is going to sound strange, but I suppose a lot of things do in ASMR. Regardless, you, Rift, are the best ASMR eater that I've found. When you eat things, it's a lovely sensation for my ears that others have yet to replicate for me. You're very talented at what you do, man, keep it up!
Been a long while since I came across this one. Helped me a lot in my early 20s when I was struggling with anxiety. I'm 30 now and about to take a nap...
Your videos are so creative and it's clear how much time and dedication goes into them. Thank you for making such amazing videos and being such an asset to this community!
A million views.... but only a little over 200 thousand subscribers, you deserve way more credit for the effort you put in. Love your videos, very creative.
Of all the asmr people on youtube. Only you have found a way to actually get me to sleep when I have insomnia. And it's always nice to dream of a candy man. :)
Really great performance! I am sure that many artistic people appreciate what you are doing much like I do. ASMR, Art, Candy, Dystopian/ Post Apocalyptic Theme, and Black Leather. Really great combo!
I just stumbled upon @Ephemeral Rift again in my feeds after not watching for quite a while. And i just had to come back to this video, as it is my first video ever i watched from ER
it's nice to come back and visit this video and see that it has over a million views. Ephemeral Rift is definitely the most artistically creative asmr artists out there. This stuff is good enough to win a Grammy.
Rift, my brother, I remember when this first dropped and the “Man” series has been one of my favorites. I’m rewatching this after you just dropped the lore bomb coming full circle. You’re a god damn inspiration man. I love your work. Thank you.
Chewing doesn't really do it for me (how I was raised, elbows on the table got stuck with a fork and open mouths with food in them got slapped) and neither does crinkling, but I have to say that I wish it did because the presentation for this video is *amazing* and extremely inventive. I'm seriously impressed by how clever this is.
I got raised the same way, yet chewing very much triggers me.. Not open mouth "smacking", that I find disgusting and disturbing.. But the sounds of chewing with mouth closed makes me all fuzzy in the head.
This is the first ASMR video I fell asleep to. I still come back to this every once in a while and it's like the first time watching it all over again. Thanks Rift!!
Ajay Bananas In the video, ER says he could est 40,000 (if 100 gives you type 46 like you said, 100 divided by 46 is 2.17, 40,000 divided by 2.17 is 18,433.17, but we'll round it down.) and they are so addicting that you could eat 40,000 like ER said, then eating 40,000 would give you type 18,433 diabetes
I think the fact that a few of the candies you've chosen are ones I find absolutely awful actually helps trigger me while I hear you chew them and compliment them. Fascinating!
My favourite line too..."Five thousand, ten thousand, twenty thousand, thirty thou... *beat* thirty thousand might be a lot." The comedic timing is impeccable, actually.
Last year our school put some restrictions on the foods that have been deemed unhealthy. From what I hear it's only getting worse by eliminating desserts from the meals, removing ice cream at the salad bar, and even placing a timer on the vending machine that is full of actually healthy food and water so it cannot be accessed until 3:00. This is apparently a government doing, I fear that this video has now portrayed the dismal future of my school....
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This will go down as a classic in ASMR history
Yes
It will go down as the best in history
You can predict the future now, can’t you, Dr. Strange
j rob yes it dig 🎉
I don't see an edited tag so it is true, you are the chosen one the one who can see into the future
Classic. 7 years later and I still come back every now and then.
I agree
Samsies 🖤
I'm here in 2023
umugus
I'm still coming back
I think we take basic candy like this for granted sometimes. I like how the video treats them as a delicassy due to the ban.
I like the way you think. Thanks for watching TheSoloInTheSun!
@@EphemeralRift covid moment
@@bv83x it's still hear and I'm slowly losing my hope in humaity
@TheKingOfGames literally not another reply for 6 years before yours
Timestamps
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Intro 0:01-4:10
Circus peanuts 4:11-7:20
Chocolate covered peanuts 7:21-11:03
Candy coated licorise 11:19-14:33
Peanut butter & chocolate candy 14:43-18:50
Boston baked beans 19:31-22:10
Swedish Fish 22:17-24:40
Caramel creams 24:44- 28:33
Rollos 28:53-33:39
Mike & Ike's 34:00-37:55
Pop rocks 39:10-42:20
Overview 42:25-44:00
Ending 44:06
I went out and bought every type of candy he sold in this video, so I could participate when he offered me a sample :D.
Commissar Godfrey That's amazing xP
Welp this is gonna be a thing now. :)
Commissar Godfrey i come back to this vid if i ever come across the sweets in the vid
Commissar Godfrey oMG SO DID I!!!!!
+DigitalChocolate I get nightmares from your profile picture.
11 years on and I still come back to this one from time to time
no ads?! what a legend, you saved my ears bro
Reading this i some hoe poked myself in the eye so poo to you
Dakota Holl poor you
Concentrated Bleach Poo poo for you
i actually fell bad for you man but alright
Concentrated Bleach What do you mean? I did not take it in a bad way. Was just responding in a way trying not to sound a way I did not mean.
Maybe there is a vault of secret recipes. Let your imagination run wild ;) Thanks for watching!
cheeseburger‼️
hamburger.
Bergah
Waltuh
Perhaps there is a Heisenberg; a chemistry teacher diagnosed with cancer who gets involved in the sugar business by creating candy in a secret lab fronted by a grilled-chicken food chain
You want my recipes? You can have them! I left everything I gathered together in one piece! Now you just have to find it!
Can't believe this was released 10 YEARS AGO! I remember watching this right after it was released. Classic.
Candy Man getting high on his own supply
GreenGoblet22 whenever he can, can. He became such a strange shape, such a strange shape from trying to fit in oh oh, he became such a strange shape, Such a strange shaaaape, He hopes the roof flies off and he gets blown out into space, he always makes such expensive mistakes.
That's rule #4 of the ten crack commandments
@@_4lec Ten *Candy* Commandments
6:22 "It has almost AN orange..."
AN ORANGE WHAT
circus peanuts are orange flavored
(It was a jooooke)
***** We we we sl
Darude-Sandstorm
+Oliver Lavelle that is not funny
Do you have any mentats? or some jet?
Lol, not even hype
Stealth-boys
TheGentleman or buffout
TheGentleman well if sugar is scarce that would mean soft drinks get me all the goddam nuka cola you have!!!
TheGentleman radstag? rad roach meat? how bou dat
20:55 when you nearly laughed out loud talking about how the candy tastes like beans
Me and the boys looking for beans at 3 AM
Anime_Man69 😂
And I'm back again.
27:47 for the best line in all of that is candy and ASMR history. I really hope, for jokes sake, someone sends him 30,000 of those candies.
Watching this after 11 years and it's crazy to see the candyman story without the intro figured out yet
the lore says: that's because this was the first Candy Man model and it would sometimes forget what it should say. Or something . ;)
2 hours before this he thought "I need an excuse to eat some candy"
Peter Griffin 😂😂😂
hey peter more like like 🅱️eter 🅱️iffin
@@serbianwarcriminal5686
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"Sugar became scarce"... so sugar now wears flannel shirts??
Syntax you win
You get a sticker for that meme-ery my dude.
Badum tsss
walks out from behind tree
*Hey what’s up guys-*
The sugar is missing because somebody tied it up in a bathroom. I hope someone gets this lmao
I still consider this the greatest ASMR roleplay ever created. Paul, you've really done something legendary with this video. Well done.
"30,000 might be a lot" LOL
You have an amazing talent. Here I am, a grown ass man, watching some dude talk about candy.
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:D
:p
@@attoms1 ick
Anyone else come back to the original after watching “The man”
I have.
yep
yeah
Nah I just wanted to watch the first candy man
So the man was a prequel, but i dont know if the man is the candy man, and this is basically the "next episode" (because at the end of the man he shaves his head and here he is shaved)
11 years ago I found this video introducing me to ASMR; watched it on repeat for weeks going to sleep and all this time later, I’m here again. Thanks for everything ER!
Miss ya'll too during that 12/24 hour period. Thanks for coming back and sticking with me ; )
Swear that’s iggy manly?
@@midari354HELLO
Mate, you're complaining about sweets being outlawed and I'm sat here, living in a world, where a settlement always needs my help.
+Tarantulord r u from ifunny
*You will doing rescued*
*Do not try to resist*
big legs wait are you from iFunny?
Preston Garvey I don’t think this was suppose to be directed to me but either way *i am never doing another settlement again jesues Christ get away from me please*
You are quite an interesting man... I love your work, how uniquely your videos can blend entertainment with relaxation. It all has substance. All my love goes out to you and all your endeavors.
Pinkie Pie heh, why thank you kindly. I try my best.
+JackDaniel me neither... But they do
+Owen Van Hoose we're everywhere
+Jack Daniel Me neither maybe it was the Jack Daniels lol
+Sir Ignoramus Maximus stop trying to act gangster.
This is a certified hood classic
I think what I really liked about this video was how you transitioned from the exposition into character without there being a hard cut. It was so smooth and effective, and didn't really take much suspension of disbelief to be immersed into the setting you created. Well done.
The leather jacket is a nice touch! Great sounds and creative idea. Love it!
It wasn't really that much that I ate. Of course, "much" to me is 3 scoops of ice cream covered in caramel, with peanuts and whipped cream. And that only makes me full, not ill.
Thank you very much. Glad to hear it works for ya :)
Lol IMAGINE if Fallout 4 came out with a character of the Candy Man. He could be your companion, but instead of fighting with you he would just feed you candy and whisper XD
so... quiet piper?
so... quiet piper?
+0oXEROo0 "This has helped me out in a pinch" Piper, this is bubblegum...
lmao! You gain nothing, whatsoever! Just tingles that put you to sleep, and let the fallout radiation suffocate and burn you! lmao
Zed Zombuy's Ashopalypse a store lol
This is one of the first asmr videos I ever saw years ago!! It’s still fantastic. 💫
In my opinion I think this scenario definitely has a chance of actually occurring in the distant future
So candy is like meth now, its hard to acquire, its illegal and its hard to make
+Elerium Dude, just because you watched BB doesn't mean it's easy. According to my chemestry teacher (We had a lesson talking about Breaking Bad) the formula isn't that complicated but getting the reaction right is a lot more difficult. Kinda like making Alc. Producing it needs some skill and set up. Producing good alcohole is on another layer of difficult...
+Elerium Everyone look at me, I watched Breaking Bad one time, I know everything about meth
You sound just like those kids who play Call of Duty for 45 minutes and think they're experts on guns and military strategy.
And it tastes great.
well if it's like meth get Walter White on that shit!
Meth hard to acquire??? HAHAHAHA
This is just amazing.. You take ASMR and give it a unique artistic twist.
I love it so much.
Imagine a movie or game based around this concept.
Karotsiéris candy crush, the apocalypse
Fallout?
A serie would be a great idea
Imagine if you will.....
Candy Crush?
I can’t believe how it’s been 6 years and I still come back to this video and still get tingles GODDAMN! Truly a classic.
i'm beyond impressed on the quality of this video but what impresses me more is your capability to eat 45 minutes of candy without a single sip of water in between! haha what a champ!
the video was cut several times
jreynolds21 way to shit all over her comment cx
I do have to say.. this guy doesn't have a single bad video... all of his videos are calming and amazing.. keep on being awesome!
I can't believe this video has been out for a whole year. Jeez. I've watched it so many times.
I can't either. And thanks for watching so much.
It's been 4 now and I still research the series
Well, 7 years now lol
@@PanGuy_ try 9 years
@@Jack-ex2kc that sure is a long time
Now I am imagining a Breaking Bad with candy instead of drugs...
They used candy instead of meth (obviously,) on the show
Have you ever thought about going into acting in some wider capacity?
At least writing!
This video is the Star Wars: A New Hope, of ASMR videos. I grew up listening to Uncle E. Bless you brother, you've gotten me through a lot.
I can imagine The Candy Man smelling like Cigarette Smoke and having breathe that smells like Old Coffee!
I actually like the smell of cigarette smoke and old coffee breath for some reason. Probably because my uncle smells like that.
Some of my favorite smells are grease paint, gasoline, and fog from smoke machines, most likely because I associate those scents with the Halloween attraction I work at.
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Crow the mad what about petrol doe?
Lord Of Yohkai
petrol, gasoline, same thing.
Honestly I don't get how people can dislike this, it's one of my favorite videos from ER. Keep coming back to the ones with the leather jacket ;)
Me and my father have been watching this for years now because we both have ASMR, And after so many years of watching this with my dad, It just became famous between me and him. We have kind of built a bond from watching this together for 3 years. Thank you, " Candyman."
I really like the way this was executed, with the backround noises almost acting as they were planned. Thankyou for this and i hope to see more!
This is going to sound strange, but I suppose a lot of things do in ASMR. Regardless, you, Rift, are the best ASMR eater that I've found. When you eat things, it's a lovely sensation for my ears that others have yet to replicate for me. You're very talented at what you do, man, keep it up!
CodyRockLee13 hes talented at eating things softly
I still watch this video every now and then. Love the crinkle sounds of the bags and your whispering. Masterclass.
Candy is the new weed
Eat candy everyday
XD
Smoke candy everyday
Snort that Skittles powder
Ah the bad old days, when weed was illegal
Been a long while since I came across this one. Helped me a lot in my early 20s when I was struggling with anxiety.
I'm 30 now and about to take a nap...
This gem is a decade old
Your videos are so creative and it's clear how much time and dedication goes into them. Thank you for making such amazing videos and being such an asset to this community!
A million views.... but only a little over 200 thousand subscribers, you deserve way more credit for the effort you put in. Love your videos, very creative.
Dakota Frerking Ayy nice name
Dakota Deal right back at you man
Welcome to the futuuuree ! I love him too:)
Probably the first real ASMR video I ever watched. What a classic.
There has never been one perfect video besides this one on youtube I watch candyman and candyman2 by ephemeral rift every single night
Ah you're my new best friend ;)
Omg me too
9 years!? i remember the release :(
10 years later and still one of the best ASMR videos around.
This is probably the best ASMR video of all time. Everything is just so perfect about it
Here I am at 2 A.M. laughing my ass off at all the comments when I should be relaxing with the video
Still coming back to the candy man after all these years
Of all the asmr people on youtube. Only you have found a way to actually get me to sleep when I have insomnia. And it's always nice to dream of a candy man. :)
he makes me sleepy when he talks lol
That's the point bro! :D
It helps me sleep for school
WTCAT500 that is kind of what it's meant to do 😂
This is by far your best video of all time
Really great performance! I am sure that many artistic people appreciate what you are doing much like I do. ASMR, Art, Candy, Dystopian/ Post Apocalyptic Theme, and Black Leather. Really great combo!
As they say! Very unique ideas! I really like your Fallout inspired ones!
4:20 just a completely innocuous time stamp. It’s not like a rounded up to arrive at this number for some specific reason.
Jesus Christ man... You really love your peanuts....
*n u t*
Waluigi For 5ma5h *B I G N U T*
Your so dirty minded
@@readthisifyourhomosexual7389 no
I just stumbled upon @Ephemeral Rift again in my feeds after not watching for quite a while. And i just had to come back to this video, as it is my first video ever i watched from ER
You're quickly becoming my favorite ASMRtist. Your voice is so smooth and your videos are always creative and entertaining. Keep up the good work :)
3 when this was made, 13 watching now. Crazy how time flies am i right?
My biggest flex in life is that only did I watch this on release bu I remember reading the comment that requested this specific video
Your videos are amazing, they are very different than other ASMR videos!
I feel like I'm at least 500k of the million views this video has. love it.
+Jeremy Murphy haha, thank you! ;)
Thats like 43 years of watching this video.
+Spencer Fairbanks. Only if he watched it to the end every single time.
αи∂ ι'м тнє σтнєя нαℓf
Tommy Toaster how did u know
dude im starvin here. been living of iradiated rats for the last year, stop eating them and give me some
He WAS offering some.
What about radroach meat.
+malcom middle got a big booty do
+Owen Van Hoose I'm living like a rich bastard. I eat Mirelurks all day in bed with my death law hide.
+Owen Van Hoose or Molerat Meat ?, or even Bloatfly Meat !
it's nice to come back and visit this video and see that it has over a million views. Ephemeral Rift is definitely the most artistically creative asmr artists out there. This stuff is good enough to win a Grammy.
And a mtv music award
All together this video has been watched for 24 years. Wow
and that from a dog sitting in a swing...
Fredo Santana He's a happy dog in a swing
It was uploaded about 2 and a half years ago.
Owen Van Hoose I mean combined time of everyone who watched, check the video stats
wow MATH
"Imagine if you will" is this old holy smokes.
2021 and I still come back to watch this MASTERPIECE of Art. Thank you for all you do!!!
dear lord this was 6 years ago. lol and I was looking at the snack man like "who's this candy man now?" well here he is first of the many
this is my favorite of all the candy man videos
Rift, my brother, I remember when this first dropped and the “Man” series has been one of my favorites. I’m rewatching this after you just dropped the lore bomb coming full circle. You’re a god damn inspiration man. I love your work. Thank you.
Chewing doesn't really do it for me (how I was raised, elbows on the table got stuck with a fork and open mouths with food in them got slapped) and neither does crinkling, but I have to say that I wish it did because the presentation for this video is *amazing* and extremely inventive. I'm seriously impressed by how clever this is.
I got raised the same way, yet chewing very much triggers me.. Not open mouth "smacking", that I find disgusting and disturbing.. But the sounds of chewing with mouth closed makes me all fuzzy in the head.
You should make a candy man video with sodas , it would be so cool and relaxing drinking . Hope you like the idea
This is the first ASMR video I fell asleep to. I still come back to this every once in a while and it's like the first time watching it all over again. Thanks Rift!!
Every year for 10 years I’ve commented ❤
2030 = Candy is drugs
And pills are legal lol.
Licorice pills
2030= illegal to watch James Charles
2030: wwIII
@@memesalad7586 2020*
You sir, have the most creative use of ASMR. Not to mention it ALWAYS hits the spot.
Him:Image a world where sugar has been outlawed………
Me:*Yells* SUGAR IS OUTLAWED?! IM COMING KURT COBAIN! *Places Colt.45 under neck and fires*
I'm cumming Kurt!!
+Sam Balls Now son I'm not mad I'm just extremely disappointed.
Omg
I LIKE COLT 45 MALT LICKAA
Id rather a Glock 45.. But thats just me
27:40-28:10
Boi, at 100 vanilla filled caramels you'd be diagnosed with type 46 diabetes.
Ajay Bananas type 46 im dead oh my god
Ajay Bananas In the video, ER says he could est 40,000 (if 100 gives you type 46 like you said, 100 divided by 46 is 2.17, 40,000 divided by 2.17 is 18,433.17, but we'll round it down.) and they are so addicting that you could eat 40,000 like ER said, then eating 40,000 would give you type 18,433 diabetes
I think the fact that a few of the candies you've chosen are ones I find absolutely awful actually helps trigger me while I hear you chew them and compliment them. Fascinating!
I love the sound of your leather jacket!!
Thank you Lemon! ;)
Thirty thousand... might be a lot.
My favourite line too..."Five thousand, ten thousand, twenty thousand, thirty thou... *beat* thirty thousand might be a lot." The comedic timing is impeccable, actually.
Matthew Best
Mine as well! TRIGGER!
6 years later and I still find myself coming back to this video. You could say I'm hooked on the supply.
Turns up volume to full blast before the video starts-
"IT'S LEAP DAY TODAY, AND MOST PEOPLE ARE WORKING", says the ad.
Last year our school put some restrictions on the foods that have been deemed unhealthy. From what I hear it's only getting worse by eliminating desserts from the meals, removing ice cream at the salad bar, and even placing a timer on the vending machine that is full of actually healthy food and water so it cannot be accessed until 3:00. This is apparently a government doing, I fear that this video has now portrayed the dismal future of my school....
That will be all schools in the future out government likes to control everything about our lives
Why was there ice cream at the salad bar in the first place lol?
On like Thursdays and Fridays kids could buy like little cups of it with there lunch. It wasn't much but now it's gone!!!
They're trying to get you fatasses to lose weight. Didn't you notice?
Yeah I can't be mad at the government trying to teach healthy eating habits. Kids are getting fatter so good for them.
Haven't watched this video in months and watched it again today and........ still one of the greatest asmr videos of all time
I cant believe this is over 10 years old 😅 i remember it so clearly.... Always amazing! 🎉
This is a certified sleep classic.
Well I’m glad you approve.
Been seen uncle E for nearly 11 years straight now and i still love this vid and the new ones
What did the person pay with? Money seems useless in post apocalyptic world. :D
Robert Riv You don't want to know.
They would trade. Just like the old times.
They probably have a currency still. According to the story the governments never disbanded into anarchy.
Michael Von Ahnen ¨Bottlecaps¨
coke-cola bottle caps. You can also get special pepsi caps, collect fifty of them and you get a prize!