Let's do some math: pi*(2mm)^2*806mm = 10.129 mm^3 = 10,129cm^3 10,13cm^3*19,28(g/cm^3) = 195,3064g 0,5*0,195kg*(89.689m/s)^2 = 8.044.116.721J = 8.044MJ 8.044MJ/4,184(MJ/kg) = 187,45kg This means that if the shell of this tank was made out of tungsten, it would have a kinetic energy equivalent to 187kg of TNT. That shell has the the same kinetic Energy as a freight train that weighs 2.000 tonnes going at around 320 km/h.
Wow Patch, you really took that tank home and buttered it! And yeah, your tangents are basically your brand now. The tanks and planes and things that you make are great, and they're what got me into your channel, but I stayed for the wild tangents :D
Hellooooo, this is not a useful suggestion but i wanted to say that I absolutely love your commentary and the way you laugh. Just wanted to say that and well, what a nice phrase that one you cane up with: "you can take that home and butter it".. PEAK
Damn, guess I just accidentally entered into a legally binding contract. Gotta use "you can take that home and butter it" in my everyday speech now or I'll get sued
Doing some very rough estimations and feeding some numbers into AI, the chamber pressure for something like this would be roughly 1.01 million megapascals. The M1 Abrams reaches 710 megapascals.
Well, its not french like i wanted but. It does look quite Polish, especially the hull it looks like a prototype tank the country has made, and im polish so good job 👍 Also, id describe your channel as 'tank making guy who's good at small talk' your video's are Amazing but its all brought together by the way you interact with the community. That's the thing that makes me love your videos
Love your builds! Just great how you add details using a mix of addon structures and the premade items, instead of just firing up blender and crafting a whole ass gun barrel there 😂😭 Just wondering if you could ever do a series where you look at subscriber builds, and maybe when custom battle is on 0.2, make them fight against each other
The shell is going about 25-30% the speed of light and has achievrd escape velocity multiple times over, you could use the gun on it as an anti asteroid gun.
What could be interesting is a maximum size challenge, if you’re into that. Turn every slider to the max value and try to make it work (unless something breaks entirely then uh…oops).
I would love to see like a 'luft 46' tank for one of the nations you came up with, kinda like a late war prototype sent to combat {ex, E100, panzer 4 ausf k, ect}
subscribed because cursed tank sim is peak (the playerbase is just pretty bad so do bear with them) also if you do see this, i'll let you know: tier 1-2 is hell. the rest of the tiers aren't as bad, but you're still gonna have to deal with jank, so do keep that in mind when playing (also, you might see tier 3 stuff in 1-2: this isn't cheating/hacking, this is a downtiering mechanic)
While normal people make something that at least looks real, I made a Newgrounds' logo tank, and I have no idea how the hell I managed to make it work properly
What if you designed a tank in Tinkercad and then attempted to design it in Sprocket and make it work with geometric internals? If you're used to another 3d modeling software you can use that, too. Btw I love your videos
New definition of Patch Bits unlocked: literal caveman. Anyway I think it would be cool to make upgraded versions of the tiger 2 I’m saying it this may so I don’t sound dumb by saying tiger 2 (H) and (P) also I think it would be cool for you to make your own 38cm strum tiger that differentiates from the original
The railgun in this case requires a file edit to reduce the calibre, but the propellant length and the reload are entirely as standard, the ammo is just very close to the breech!
I like tanks where the hole for the turret is further back and the back of the turret (or ammo compartment area) is big and square, ill find the tank that im talking about later and edit my comment (its the chinese PTZ89)but anyway whats the longest cannon that you can get away with?
I tried fitting some old builds with crew, engine etc. but it's really bugged. Especially everything related to firepower has to be completely remade. It's actually kinda painful. And some cosmetics are in a completely wrong place and orientation too. It's just better to start anew imo.
Let's do some math:
pi*(2mm)^2*806mm = 10.129 mm^3 = 10,129cm^3
10,13cm^3*19,28(g/cm^3) = 195,3064g
0,5*0,195kg*(89.689m/s)^2 = 8.044.116.721J = 8.044MJ
8.044MJ/4,184(MJ/kg) = 187,45kg
This means that if the shell of this tank was made out of tungsten, it would have a kinetic energy equivalent to 187kg of TNT. That shell has the the same kinetic Energy as a freight train that weighs 2.000 tonnes going at around 320 km/h.
WOOOOOO YEAHHHHHH SPROCKETTTT LETS GOOOO
Edit: I am definitely going to use “you can take that home and butter it” from now on, that was amazing
33 missed calls from Lockheed Martin.
0:10 absolutely no exception
You must keep that promise now
Wow Patch, you really took that tank home and buttered it!
And yeah, your tangents are basically your brand now. The tanks and planes and things that you make are great, and they're what got me into your channel, but I stayed for the wild tangents :D
22:11 That projectile flies at over twice the velocity needed to get to mars
how much in lightspeed fraction ? ~30% ?
wait no it's not that fast
You can take that home and butter it!
Watching you play cursed tank sim is gonna be so fun, i'd love to see you encounter some of the absolutely ridiculous builds in that game.
You talking bout roblox?
@@GaijinSlaveit’s surprising fun and detailed😭. It’s basically war thunder in Roblox.
@@blissfulignorance9165 ive played it b4
@@blissfulignorance9165 i miss the mtc4 colab i couldnt get the speedsta in time 😭😭😭
I happen to be really good at the game
Hellooooo, this is not a useful suggestion but i wanted to say that I absolutely love your commentary and the way you laugh. Just wanted to say that and well, what a nice phrase that one you cane up with: "you can take that home and butter it".. PEAK
6:10 giggles like a meth addict yaps like a husky but very satisfying tank building
The 'ehh, good enough' towards the end has made me cannonise that this things made by vauxhall.
used a calculator and the projectile is going 0.000299 c/Speed of Light
Damn, guess I just accidentally entered into a legally binding contract. Gotta use "you can take that home and butter it" in my everyday speech now or I'll get sued
It would be cool if you tried making an Ork-esque tank with just everything looking cobbles together
Can you make an earlywar chisford tank then take it home and butter it?
Your playing cursed tank simulator whether you like it or not sir
a man of cultur has well
As part of the tester team of cursed tank simulator I agree with this
the sheer kinetic energy of the shell maybe destroys any tank.
If the muzzle velocity is 90,000 m/s, if we convert to km/h ((m/s × 3600) / 1000), the muzzle velocity is 324,000 km/h! That is unbelievably fast.
Doing some very rough estimations and feeding some numbers into AI, the chamber pressure for something like this would be roughly 1.01 million megapascals. The M1 Abrams reaches 710 megapascals.
Well, its not french like i wanted but. It does look quite Polish, especially the hull it looks like a prototype tank the country has made, and im polish so good job 👍
Also, id describe your channel as 'tank making guy who's good at small talk' your video's are Amazing but its all brought together by the way you interact with the community. That's the thing that makes me love your videos
Love the KSP music.
Its the definitive rambling music for me.
you truly brought that to your crib and hit it with butter
Wow. You took that home and buttered it.
6:20 neurodivergent man makes fun videos where he makes vehicles of war and goes off on side tangents.
Love your builds! Just great how you add details using a mix of addon structures and the premade items, instead of just firing up blender and crafting a whole ass gun barrel there 😂😭
Just wondering if you could ever do a series where you look at subscriber builds, and maybe when custom battle is on 0.2, make them fight against each other
absolute beauty patch
CURSED TANK SIMULATOR!!!
YAAAAAAYY!!!
(Please make XT3R Faux)
2:20 RAIL CANNON??!
I think fixing up one or a few old tanks could be fun
i love your format dude! keep it up!
Another banger episode of the patchbits podcast
You really took that home and buttered it
i think this is the best looking tank you have made so far
6:07
"Cool creative furry who love to play sandbox games, and also loving creating some vehicles"
It's nearly 11pm, I'll be back in the morning
20:27 The things you think about putting on but forgot to actually put on when designing your tank.
Wow, you really took that home and buttered it.
Wow you really took that home and buttered it. lol
“You can take that home and butter it”
The shell is going about 25-30% the speed of light and has achievrd escape velocity multiple times over, you could use the gun on it as an anti asteroid gun.
If you're going to go for a railgun in the future, you could make the barrel rectangular to leave room for the "rails" in the railgun
@@JustABalrog I did that last time, just wanted some variety
19:02 top 10 secret USA weapons that make putin shit his pants
wow you really did take that tank home and buttered it
Patch, youre building a modern twin Barrel tank... That is an order, refusing is not allowed :)
What could be interesting is a maximum size challenge, if you’re into that. Turn every slider to the max value and try to make it work (unless something breaks entirely then uh…oops).
How about a Jagdpanzer IV esque TD? So a not tall, a well armed, well armored casemate Panzerjäger? (Please take my idea home and butter it.)
it would be pretty cool to see a super heavy, or something similar to the likes of the char2c.
You should expand the lore for chisfords neighbours i think that'd be cool and possibly refreshing
he had chocolate before this recording
you gotta make an object 120 looking tank with a nice canon
I would love to see like a 'luft 46' tank for one of the nations you came up with, kinda like a late war prototype sent to combat {ex, E100, panzer 4 ausf k, ect}
subscribed because cursed tank sim is peak (the playerbase is just pretty bad so do bear with them)
also if you do see this, i'll let you know: tier 1-2 is hell. the rest of the tiers aren't as bad, but you're still gonna have to deal with jank, so do keep that in mind when playing (also, you might see tier 3 stuff in 1-2: this isn't cheating/hacking, this is a downtiering mechanic)
While normal people make something that at least looks real, I made a Newgrounds' logo tank, and I have no idea how the hell I managed to make it work properly
Does Callahan approve of it?
@carrott36 hold on I need to send a telegram to ask
@carrott36 got a telegram, uh, it says it's fully allowed
Damn bro, you really did take it home and buttered it up today, very sexy tonk tho!
6:54 Mate I get 20 frames on a good day
U should start adding cats eyes to your tanks, most military vehicles have them for convoy driving at night
Maybe redesign the American prototype T29 (my favorite tank ever)
What if you designed a tank in Tinkercad and then attempted to design it in Sprocket and make it work with geometric internals? If you're used to another 3d modeling software you can use that, too.
Btw I love your videos
I have an idea. a modernish tank with the biggest engine the game will let you have without file editing and a 130mm shell
I love the KSP background music
Can you make a high survivability tank similar to stuff like the object 490?
Dunno why but I get sprut, leopard, and ariete vibes
Build a tank in flyout
New definition of Patch Bits unlocked: literal caveman. Anyway I think it would be cool to make upgraded versions of the tiger 2 I’m saying it this may so I don’t sound dumb by saying tiger 2 (H) and (P) also I think it would be cool for you to make your own 38cm strum tiger that differentiates from the original
I kinda suck at this game so this is definitely a suggestion for Patch:
Maybe like a modern / futuristic M56 Scorpion?
ah the music truly brings me back when i first landed on Duna with science mode good times
PATCH!!! RAILGUN?? HELL YEAHHHHHHHHHH
The front of the hull looks like a flattened Mustang
this thing looks so good
hes gonna play cts? hes gonna play cts.
5:24 please make it your catchphrase, I want to hear it in every video
Make a tank destroyer with the actual 12 meter long rounds and a hull mounted gun
Crazy he uses the same song for the VAB/SPH in KSP thinking nobody will notice.
22:00 mouth genuinely dropped
BUTTER IT
He's doing the thing
So, is this invasion going to also be a potluck, or can I use the extra space for extra grenades?
Can you please make a oscillating turret I think it would be a amazing video
Harimau tank if we got railgun technology
How do you make rail guns and stuff like that in sprocket and super fast reload
The railgun in this case requires a file edit to reduce the calibre, but the propellant length and the reload are entirely as standard, the ammo is just very close to the breech!
Is geometric internals out yet or I still need to use the "Betas" version on Steam
i also hate having to speak after eating chocolate, it's so sticky and i can barely move my mouth without making a weird noise
More fictional nation videos ? I really like them 🙏 we could have the response counter to the chisfurd tanks and planes 🥺
My tangent king
have you considered making a tank with realistic internals
How dare you make it look like a cyber truck
It should look like the new bus
What a banger
Incredible !!
*loads 21 meters of propellant*
Oh dear...
You should take that home and butter it
I like tanks where the hole for the turret is further back and the back of the turret (or ammo compartment area) is big and square, ill find the tank that im talking about later and edit my comment (its the chinese PTZ89)but anyway whats the longest cannon that you can get away with?
Take it home and butter it buddy. Have your chocolate
What if you made an Strv kind of light tank?
Is it possible to make autocannon in geometric internals?
Not how it worked before
@@PatchBits Would you make something like ifv with autocannon in one of next videos please?
Yo back into playing sprocket it's been a minute!
looks kinda like an abramsx
you can take that home and butter it
hmm spooket
Are you on the experimental version of Sprocket?
I tried fitting some old builds with crew, engine etc. but it's really bugged. Especially everything related to firepower has to be completely remade. It's actually kinda painful. And some cosmetics are in a completely wrong place and orientation too. It's just better to start anew imo.