How EVERY Crime in The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley Is JUSTIFIED
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- Опубликовано: 20 дек 2023
- Andrew and Ashley Graves from the Coffin of Andy and Leyley have committed many crimes, but what if they got caught and charged? Well no worries because Saul Goodman is here to explain why EVERY Crime in The Coffin Of Andy And Leyley Is JUSTIFIED
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Your honor, stfu, you wasn't even there
deadass
nah LOL
Purplex4065, you are found guilty and you shall recieve 68 hours in prison.
deadass
BAHAHHAHA
"Your honor, if you are what you eat then my clients are innocent men."
LMAO
“Your client ate a cultist”
cultists aren't really innocent people lets say
Your honor the cultist didnt even get fresh blood and didnt even have sacafrices he was just desparate
“Your honor, Leyley is hot.”
“Your honor, I’m a little confused. These two individuals have been marked as ‘deceased’ by their own parents. Are you telling me they came back from the dead and went on a crime spree?”
Facts
Classify them as Wraiths and summon the Ghostbusters.
yes
"They're sitting right there..."
@@VoxAstra-qk4jz Yeah and do you have any idea how well that argument works for reversing a death certificate? If standing right in front of you isn't good enough there it's not good enough here, as lead law man I declare case dismissed.
“There’s this thing called choking it’s a common practice among cou-“
Andrew then speaks up “just give me the charge I am not giving her the satisfaction”
Yup...
Trust me he did give her the satisfaction alright
@@A-dood not the satisfaction of admitting it at least
@@ProbablyAlmond at least that, we'll see on episode 3
@@A-doodhe has some honor left…the honor on not admitting it lmao
“Your honor, if you are what you eat, then my clients are siblings- I mean innocent.”
"We went over this yesterday, Mr. Goodman, the prosecution has the birth certificates."
@@BlooMonkiMan Do they have the death certificates tho?
The best part is how Andrew and Ashley look terrified at Saul. Saul’s lawyer skills are simply too powerful to properly comprehend so they are frozen in fear.
Fun fact! Canibalism is actualy not a crime in most of the US due to extreme cases in witch is a necesity for survival. Now the way you get the meat is another story but in teory you COULD just eat people IF it was in someway allow by them with no crime in the middle.
So... Very unlikely.
@@liricopetanco6257yep, Cannibalism is not Illegal it's the way you get the meat
He's probably the demon and just took Saul's looks to get them out 💀💀💀
@@liricopetanco6257Its not a crime anywhere i know. A murder however...tho you can eat someone else cut limb from amputation due to medical reasons or something.
This is the best video I have ever seen
uhm, actually, since their parents were alive but soulless, they simply helped them out by putting them out of their misery. this act of kindness should not go unnoticed. they should serve -2 years in prison for that i think.
Also asisited sewyside (s*icide) is implied to be legal in their universe, implied by euthanesia advertisement.
So that was completly legal, but only in their own made up country and Canada.
You are absolutely right!
isn't helping someone to do suicide considered a crime?
@@lotiythingy6977 Twas a mercy killing, not assisted suicide
Harvard should accept you
Man, could you imagine having to serve 3 consecutive life sentences, then having to stay in prison another 205 on top of that, THEN they’re like, “oh cool, you’re still alive… well time for you to serve that death sentence”
why do I feel like death would give Ashley real power? I mean, she is kinda becoming besties with a devil, and we all know where her soul is going, she might end up as the devil's right hand woman
Then in hell they get the $10.00 fee
But i don't get it, shouldn't it just be life sentence ? What's the point of adding thoses years in plus ?
@@titanus261 because in most countries, life doesn't mean life per say
unless, some countries it's 25 years IIRC
@@MarcusCollins69 i heard that but actually it isn't what it is, when it is said to be life, it is actually life, but you can get a re-trial or something after 25 years to see if you sentence can be reconsidered thus why with or without parol. At least that's what i understood.
But if you're like a terminally ill and dont have long before dying you can get out and see your family.
"The victim simply died of cringe" had me dying
Andrew: "You got a lawyer for our court case?"
Ashley: "Yeah."
Andrew: "What's his name?"
Ashley: "Saul Goodman."
Andrew: "..."
Ashley: "What?"
Andrew: "Ashley, we're fucked-"
naw, Ashley would absolutely just call the Devil as their lawyer and have him eat everyone's souls
Realistic
@@canadiangopnik7007 The devil would make a good lawyer
@@ZombieSler123well they say when you make a deal with the devil you will always lose
@@Jerry_the_jerry Ashley didn't
fun fact: i searched up on google "what is the statue of limitations in most states of america" and the answer was "Federal statutes of limitations have their own time periods, and the same lawsuit's time period will vary by state. As a general rule, most states' statutes of limitations range from 1 to 6 years.", so technichally all crimes that andy and leyley commited as a child can immediately be considered NOT GUILTY due to the statues of limitation having already passed.
I don't think murder has a statute of limitations. Though they were children at the time, and they didn't intend to kill the girl, so not sure.
@@jonathanadams5903 Well.. yeah I guess I can agree on murder but that would probably be either 2nd or 3rd degree murder, I think the other stuff still has a statue of limitations. maybe.
@@jonathanadams5903 I think this is what homicide is? I really have no idea what's the difference between murder and homicide. Someone's dead.
@@guyclykosisnt that manslaughter?
@@sythrus Now there's 3 of them? How many synonyms for "kill" do they come up with?
1:44
"Your honor demons are not real so why bother?"
THERES F##### FOOTAGE WHAT THE F### ARE YOU ON ABOUT!
@@PeakBattlegroundsOfficial"YOUR HONOR, IT WAS AI AND YOU WEREN'T EVEN THERE. SHUT UP"
pov: you hired a high lawyer who used chatgpt to pass
They actually didn't break shit when entering the cultist's hideout and their parents' house, so it was technically just entering. (Legally it was still breaking and entering though)
Also, the whole Nina thing wasn't murder, it was technically manslaughter. There are also different classifications for murder, and Andrew killing the warden would be murder of the second degree since it wasn't premeditated.
he wanted to kill the warden much much before so thats still first degree murder@@Sweet1919YT
@@ZHexZHex that would be true however nuh uh
@@ZHexZHex then again the Wardens are set to kill them at any point if they were outside to it kinda goes back to self defense
true@@diemeow248
Bro if I was a lawyer I would literaly be Saul but I would say instead, "your honor, my client was mearly being silly"
thats why youre not being a lawyer
,,your honor my client pleads with oopsy daisy”
@@user-fl3oc1bw3udamnit beat me to it
@@baconpal6368 shut the fuck up, at least I'm making a assault rifle prototypes for the Brazilian military
@@user-fl3oc1bw3u "your honor my client swears on his mommy"
2:27 you're honor they were just playing fighting since Andrew actually didn't do it and Ashley was going to allow Andrew to do it
facts
"The victim simply died of cringe"
Andrew and Ashley: Look at our lawyer dawg we're going to jail 😭
Even if they had the best lawyer in the world, they'd be fucked.
@@MikeHunt-zy3cn maybe not all you gotta do is say the parents touched them inappropriately when they were kids jury's eat that s h t up.
@@MikeHunt-zy3cnfucked 😏
"You are fucked kid"
@@MikeHunt-zy3cn Real
For the illegal weapon possession and grand theft auto ones, the clients had acquired those after the death of the warden and hitman.
So basically, have you ever heard the term find-
grand theft auto
"ARE WE GONNA START THIS AGAIN-"
@@judicatorhurayth1927 "NO NO LISTEN TO ME JUDGE-"
"STOOOOOOOOOPPPP!!!"
I Mean... They Both Trying To Kill The Kids
Like, Isn't That Considered As "Spoils Of War"?
No?
How About Finde~
I like how Andrew and Ashley are even looking at him like "why would this guy try to defend us?"
Ashley be lookin at Andrew like: “If this Mf says anything, i will kill him before our sentence is announced..”
The fact that I knew Andrew was gonna say 22 got me 😂💀
Funnily enough they could argue that, since the cultist "inexplicably" fell to the floor, they were concerned for his well being, and given the circunstances of the guards clearly mistreating them (starving them, emotionally abusing, denying their rights), they were within reason to not trust them, therefore exonerating breaking and entering.
Edit: Typo
I believe it falls under duress no?
@@RustedBuddy5192yes, if I'm not mistaken.
@@RustedBuddy5192 that's the word I was looking for, yes. Thank you
You know what you're actually right, What the guards where doing are simply just human rights violations and what ever crime they do is simply a byproduct of them trying to survive they're abusive captors.
but *then* they cut him up and ate him (sign of concern of his well being)
0:55 While cannibalism is not actually illegal in many countries, it is impossible however to aquire Human remains for such a reason through legal means. Food for thought.
Yeah, it's a bummer desiccation of a body is in play.... Fuckkkk
iirc it's because of some cases when people were forced to eat dead people to survive after something like plane crash.
@@jakcesleepingrn5739 yeah so they are good on that count
I see what you did there
No deal
3:51 the parents also didn’t give a fuck
Fun fact: in some places cannibalism is legal as long as both people consent and nobody dies.
"My client died of cringe" got me 💀
Lawyer: "Andrew, tell the court your age."
Andrew: "22?"
Lawyer:" Aw, you're fucked kid."
THAT ONE GOT ME
"Your honor theres a thing called choking and it's a very common practice amongst couples"
😂
Is he wrong though?
DISPUTE REJECTED
Wouldn't that just turn the charge into incest instead?
This has 2 meanings 💀
the fact that saul can save these 2 psychos really proves his skills in law
nvm
I wonder how it would truly be like IRL
4:33 how I would defend Ashley:
your honor my client knew the gun was empty and was just messing around.
do you really expect an adult that has absolutely no experience with a gun what so ever are able to handle a real gun in their hand?
your honor have you ever heard of the term "one that is not in training is the most dangerous and biggest idiot of them all" on top of that my client was already going insane from the pure isolation with her lover, yes my client was irresponsible with her own approach to the situation however my client did know the gun was empty. My point that I try to say is, my client was being immature and acting like a an absolute child, with an empty gun, this situation is the pure example on why you should not give a child a gun.
she may look like she is a responsible adult but deep inside she is just a 6 year old child because she was neglected by her parents.
Objection : When a real gun is pointed then it's considered enough of a death threat. And a potential harm.
Objection! Ashley KNEW the gun was empty because she was present when Andrew used it to kill the hitman only a day prior. She remarks on this and even chastises Andrew for using all their bullets, even going so far as to both inquire about the availability of bullets AND about using the gun as a decoy/threat in the future, which she later does. Furthermore, when Ashley brandishes the gun, it is NOT in a life threatening situation. She does it simply because she wants to force her mother into compliance/non-resistance via what any reasonable person would perceive as a very real threat to their life. Therefore, we have both awareness of the situation, no reason for self-defense, AND premeditation.
@@kylewilson2819 *thrown aback* guh that MAKES SENCE! "as if it could not have been more obvious!" *collapses* HO- HOW... CHOUD THIS BE!??? "stupid very stupid"
@@masterchief5603 thrown aback guh that MAKES SENCE! "as if it could not have been more obvious!" collapses HO- HOW... CHOUD THIS BE!??? "stupid very stupid"
@@anormaldude127OBJECTION : UPDATED AUTOPSY.
I feel as though the former half of their crimes can be excused under extenuating circumstances. Though, yes, they are still both equitably malevolent.
Not even saul goodman could save them
"The victim just simple died of cringe" got me rolling
This game was insane because of how many crimes they did and how ashley didnt care until they gettin exposed
Bro Is milking this game more than ashley does to her brother
💀aw hell naw💀
@@REAL_HYPER1 cry about it
god I wish that were me
Same@@CyberSurvivor44
He just make 4 videos about this game bro tf you mean, and it's not like these videos are all low quality anyway
Damn bro switched sides when he saw what andy and laylay did to their own parents💀
"Your honor!!! NUH UH."
This video got me laughing from the cold open to the very end, your ability to sneak humour into every bit is amazing
If we're being honest none of the actions in chapter 1 were injustifiable. You can resort to cannibalism if you have no other option like that rugby team crashed in the andes plus the guy was already dead. Since they were trapped starving, trying to run away by breaking into a house and stuff is competly justified. So is killing both guardians as these fuckers wanted them to die either by bullet to the face or starvation. The lady downstairs is more questionnable but it's apparently slef defense too and considering she was perfectly happy with her condition and the state of stress they were under, it's no surprise that she tried to harm andrew and that he ended up killing her.
Hell it's difficult for kids to be considered criminals, killing the other girl could have been a simple mistake (which it was) they would have been sent to juvenile camps or some stuff but not much else really.
Even the hotel part of chapter 2 is justified, nobody is gonna snitch on them for going to a party uninvited even less so if nobody knows, asking the demon to attack the cultist isn't a criminal offense either since demons allegedly don't exist and therefore it's just a bad joke.
The guys they shot multiple time is literally a hitman hired to kill them dead we even have his notes to prove it. If that's not self defense i don't know what is.
At this point, before they enter their house, they could have gone to the police and accuse the water company of attempted murder, that is the entire truth and all th actions they did was in an attempt to escape them
I would also add that, since the building had no camera and was burned to the ground, there's no way that the procecussion could have obtained enough proof to procecute the kids for what happened in it.
The only people that would be able to provide any proof would be the "water company" which would be unprobable.
Also also, the kids were officaly declared dead for quite a long time before the events, which I think means they are no longer considered a legal entity.
@@oribiedhenau9753they would still be charged faking you’re death is illegal and it’s considered insurance fraud and also the murder of the woman is murder in the first degree legally because her attacking them was her defending herself so it’s not really self defence if you hold someone at gun point and they attack you and the reason it’s first degree not second is cause Layla had planned to kill her anyway and who would the court believe anyway? These murdering siblings who ate and dismembered their parents and killed a lot of people or a company that probably has an entire law firm backing them?
@@lilywilson6230its not like the police knew who started the assault with the woman
@@lilywilson6230 Ty bro, I needed to see someone have this mindset
@@deva9433 yeah but they’ll never know bc bro murdered her alr. And regardless he’s still n the wrong for breakin n her shi 😭
"Objection! (Huh?!)
Our job is to find truth, no matter how painful it may be. A lawyer is someone who smiles no matter how bad it gets. A defense attorney's job is to believe in people, and to believe until the bitter end. Evidence is everything.
I won't lose! Not to the likes of you!
Your honor, they were simply mentally ill. They must be excused due to criminal insanity and sent to a rehab instead."
"Objection!
But they committed the crime of incest, Wright."
"Fuck."
"Objection. It was due to misattribution of arousal, a psychological condition induced by stress that makes people mistake fear & stimuli for attractiveness & attraction. My clients aren't psychologists & thus wouldn't have recognized the effects overtaking them. So they weren't acting with a clear state of mind thus they aren't responsible. Fear & desperation made them f*ck."
"Would that not prove their insanity, especially if it was 'just a vision provided by a demon'?"
"fuck" yeah literally
Real af even without like the demon stuff the way they even interacted with each other (Im mainly talking about the sister) was weird af
They aren't metally ill though, at least not in the legal sense. In order to be considered legally insane you need to be in a condition where you can't separate reality from your delusions/hallucinations and can't understand you're doing something criminal. Both of the characters are completely lucid the entire time and clearly know they're breaking the law. There's zero chance of insanity defence working on them
"the victim died of cringe" best line in the video.
5:21 I love how annoyed he sounds “ *UGH* Your honor”
Oh my god! This is Amazing! Can you do Saul Goodman defending the Danganronpa blackened and the masterminds please? Maybe ALSO other villains from these kind of games please!
Bruh thats actually a good one, thank you for the idea!
ill put this in my project list. Stay tuned
"Your honor, my client never actually killed anyone. She simply pressed buttons and used a fluffy bear robot. Look at it! How could this thing do any harm?"
* Monokuma explodes, taking out half the courtroom. *
@@YourFavoriteNPC YES THATD BE AWESOME
@@grantbeier9263 LMAO
This honeslty looks like Ace attorney on steroids, and i love this
There's a game where you actually defend Andrew and ashley in court.
4:55 IM GIGGLING RN THIS BRINGS BACK MEMORIES
Honestly, I wonder how the real Saul Goodman would have reacted to learning about the monstrosities Andrew and Ashley committed.
He would have defended them but would have tried to make it a case for insanity.
@@loscause7927 I mean is he wrong?
He would feel terrible about it until getting paid
Probably, I honestly imagine him saying something like: "I don´t get paid enough for this shit." Damn, come to think of it, where would the siblings get the money lol?@@josegonzalez-ii3vt
@@bryanjimenez8971after spending months with a crazy psychopath of a sister, I’d go crazy too.
I like how they seem surprised they're being defended by someone so happy
2:34 lol bro XD
Technically there should also be a charge for harrassment or something with Ashley leaving what, 200+ messages of threats, insults and whatnot in Julia's callbox
may you add the written death threats as well
Well, they were neglected as children, and Andrew was mentally tortured by his sister, so Andrew might get some time in a psychiatric hospital, a fine, but otherwise he’s ok. Lele (is that spelled correctly?) is a manipulator, liar, murderer, but she was also neglected as a child, by a mother, who was shitty. Andy is clean, Lele is…not, and mother is here to blame.
Well, truthfully, a lot of these they'd probably get off. They were in that situation because of the parents, so they will be given lots leeway. The leeway only really goes as far as 'not putting other people's lives endanger', but most of the killing is survival/self-defense, which you can't be found guilty for. Guilt requires making a conscious choice to do wrong, either before or after (such as covering it up).
For Lele, most of those are just personality flaws. She's a terrible person, but being a terrible person isn't a crime.
leyley
Andy isnt very clean himself, even at a young age.
No. Having a terrible childhood etc is not an excuse to commit crimes. If it was most of the people in prison IRL would be on the loose.
Andrew is going to prison for AT LEAST one count of murder (woman in the apartment) and two counts of conspiracy to commit murder (parents), maybe also for the killing of the guard and the assassin although those can be argued to be justified under duress and self defence. Anyways, life in prison, no mental institution
6:04 Bro had Beef with the Judge
"Your honor, have you heard of the term *finders keepers?* " always gets me lmao
6:23 my favorite part 😂😂😂
THEY CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS 😭😭😭
THEY CAN’T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH THIS!!!!!
Fun fact: cannibalism is actually legal but the method of how to get the meat is illegal.
This is not a fun fact
@@theguywhoasked4132 knowledge is fun if you want to bend the rules.
0:42 According to the judicial president of R v Dudley and Stephens. Cannibalism in extreme circumstances is entirely justifiable. They were just preparing the body for consumption your honor. After all, you don't cook the entire cow all at once, do you?
1:13 That one had me dying 😂
There should just be a secret ending in the third episode where they just call saul and get to return to normal life
6:38 Yeah saul goodman snapped lmao
"And it's a very close thing among couples" had me off my seat. This is legendary.
Cannibalism itself isn't illegal in most places. most methods of acquiring and distribution of human parts for consumption is illegal however, but the act of cooking and eating isn't as long you acquired it through a donation, the dead person donated their body to you, specifically for consumption, before dying of natural causes/not because of you.
(3:21) bro, i'm dead-
You forgot that dismemberment of a corpse would now turn to the law of "abuse of a corpse".
Saul doesn't use the law,he uses morals,so as long as it sounds morally right it's dismissed
The last one where saul said”they are foul and need to be put down like a dog”I couldn’t agree more
Saul Goodman in the coffin of andy and leyley would be a crazy multiverse.
Saul did his best, but even a legend has limits
I get real big nostalgia with the saul goodman sound
it would be interesting to get an actual lawyer to make their cases
I mean crime 7 was justified on the wardens part, who wouldn’t?
Your honor with all due respect, my client did nothing wrong-
Prosecutor: Your clients committed incest.
Your honor I quit my job and these two deserve life in prison.
It's legal in some states tho
actually they didn’t because dreams don’t count
@@larsthememelord3383 what bout offscreen
Incest is kinda based ngl
@@pedromiguelsousa7134 thats unconfirmed and only happens in your imagination you sicko
Your honor, my clients was just making a little of trolling
CRAZIEST opening line. Would beome a lawyer just to get to use that one
I guess the kids.... just called Saul. As they should have.
i need this man as my lawyer and he is getting charges dismissed faster than edp getting caught
The biggest crime is that it’s many layers of “edgy teen” it actively can be used as a weapon to cause malicious harm in real life.
"Your honor they were just kids you can't put them in a maximum prison for a false murder"
5:28 ashley is 20
That might just mean Andrew is even more f**ked
oh look, them Ashley will be released 4 years aooner than An. good.
"Look at my lawyer dawg, I'm going to jail 😭"
Do more of this type of Saul Goodman that's amaizing
you know you've messed up when saul starts saying you deserve jail
2:42 is unrealistic. "they were asking for it" is never a good defense in court, I know from personal experience
Its a meme video
Its a joke
@@KR-wl5yd
oh shit
no way
Wym "experience" 🤨
@@GD-- 🤭
AYO WHAT THE FU- 💀
“Your honor, there’s this thing called choking and it’s a very common practice amongst couples-
The way andrew and ashley are like "oh what the hell?! Who are you?!" Is funny
you know its bad when your own lawyer stops lying.
5:29 at least he's being honest
2:25 your honor, this crime, by my client’s claims was just a dream that she had. How are you going to charge a person for what they did in their dreams? They have no correlation whatsoever to the real world, and how did you even know what happened in my client’s dreams anyway?
"Your honor, if i say i like kids, the-"
"WAIT NO STOP WE'LL GET DEMONETIZED!"
1:46 An alternate response to the summon ritual. “Your honor, is it truly illegal to summon a demon to our plane of reality, I mean really show me which law says we can’t do that. I’ll wait.”
Well, in a world where you can literally summon soul-stealing demons into the physical world I'm pretty sure that stuff would be made illegal pretty quickly
@@exantiuse497 It probably should, but as far as I am aware there is no current law that prevents demonic summoning is there? 😈 I rest my case.
This shit has no business being this funny, good job man 😭
This is the funniest video I have ever seen, please do more of this content
dead game
The fact saul goodman takes everything back after they reach the "dismemberment" charge💀
In total that would’ve been 14 death sentences 30 life sentences 2160 years and 3 months in prison and 120.000$ in fines💀
Where the hell did they get a lawyer like damn Saul goodman???
Surprised he didn't add a single bit of their bonding (not the vision, I meant Andrew groping Ashley, making weird comments about Ashley, etc)
I'm pretty sure none of that is illegal. Incest laws only apply when penetration happens, groping and weird comments are socially unacceptable but not a crime
2:29
"Your honor, she enjoyed it"
Bros lawyering skills are to powerful for the judge to comprehend
If we are rral, they can be defended, but their minor charges like possesion of ilegal weapons or stealing a car may put them into two years in jail. If you have a good lawyer, maybe one year with community services for Andrew and life sentence for Ashley
They could actually claim sanity and be sent to a mental hospital even though people say it's worse then normal jail.
Umm, what? Their actions are completely and wholly indefensible. They MIGHT somehow get away with the stuff that happened in the apartment building although I doubt they would, the killing of the lady would be murder (no, not self defence, if you break into someone's aparentment and threaten them they have a right to defend themselves and if you kill them it's murder).
However there is literally zero way any lawyer could bail them from the murder of their parents. That is straight up premeditated murder, 1st degree, or maybe murder 1 for Ashley and conspiracy to commit murder (which has the same penalty) for Andrew
And also there's zero chance for insanity plea. Insanity plea works when the individual is in psychosis and literally can't understand what they're doing and why it's wrong. Just doing something abhorrent doesn't imply they're legally insane. The siblings are fully lucid and know they're doing something criminal, they aren't legally insane. Both go to prison for life, no insanity plea and no mental institution
We just gonna ignore that Saul Goodman is literally the camera man, bro saw literally everything, lmao.
Fun fact: the act of cannibalism isn’t illegal itself, but the act of murder is. Which is why in a survival setting a person can eat their dead comrade if they’re starving as long as they don’t kill them themselves