23:06 The voice filter makes it sound almost exactly like the vocals I'd hear from a song that'd be playing on the car radio, that I would other wise never had listened to in my entire life. Quite nostalgic.
7:22 Fun fact: For once, its not the fault of the English language that Don Quijote is written with an "x" on English Basically, at the time the "x" was pronounced like a "j" in Spanish, but as the language developed the newer versions of the book reflected this by changing the x for the j (because Spanish isnt like English where if you see a new word you suffer). It seems like it stayed with the old spelling on other countries tho, but it is, in fact, pronounced "Don Quijote"
I hope you feel better soon! Comedy can be such a comfort when you’re at a low. I’ve been there before. My best advice is to just laugh as much as you can! It’s the small things! You’re important! Have as good of a day as you can! Im sure you’re doing great!
I think the funniest part about the Uranus Fudge factory one, is that Between St. Louis and Where this location is in St. Robert, Missouri, there are literally billboards along Interstate 44 that say things like "GET YOUR FUDGE PACKED IN URANUS!"
It’s actually Uranus fudge factory sideshow museum. They actually have some pretty good fudge. But their slogan kills me every time. It’s “the best fudge is made in Uranus”
@thestringless3675 I wasn't trying to be clever with my reply, their pfp is literally the xenogender flag? I was just asking what ones they use as I also use xenogenders
21:44 I’ve loved that movie since I was a kid. The design is supposed to be very 1960s because Dennis Hopper played a hippie prisoner who had been a fugitive from justice.
You could have told me that "Cenn Laig" was an Irish famous person and I would have believed you, honestly. Which makes the sign so much funnier. Who is Cenn Laig, that their presence would prevent women from going to the restroom ? There's a story to be told.
7:17 Funny cause Don Quixote (slightly changed there) is a Spanish name, likely based on the book character and said book's title. I don't know Spanish myself, but I've heard it pronounced, also by another English speaker, as "key-hoe-tay." If anyone in the crowd knows Spanish more than I do, feel free to give your take on the information.
@@Longingtobesomeone Yep, Three Dog Night is a real band from the 1970's. I wouldn't put it past them to do something like this, but I also didn't expect it of them lol. Try looking them up; they have some decent songs.
@@noahpatterson5430 Looked them up and decent music, but nothing really grabbed me. Wouldn't mind hearing them, but wouldn't buy tickets for them, you know?
dw jack ur my favorite lol, also i find it funny that the only people i know to read and talk gibberish fluently are Australians this is coming from an Australian
At 20:36 so not to be the black sheep although some humans do have a visible tail while all humans maintain a tail most just have it below their epidermis. To your question though as if we did have fully visible and noticeable tales, no we could not extend them due to the fact that there's a artery around primarily the base of the area in which the tail starts. If any of you look into this to see what jargon I'm talking about notice how when the heartbeat speeds up it literally wiggles the tail some. Also apologies apparently the keyboard wants to autocorrect while it's turned off please forgive the inaccurate word usage it's supposed to be tail as in what a dog has for a tail and other words that I'm thinking it has autocorrected. I really do miss having an actual keyboard.
0:38 I love people who brag about the fact that they are being taken advantage of like that is some sort of flex. Do you want a special trophy for being brainwashed by corporations into putting extra effort into your job and getting nothing extra in return?
So when i see these i always read them the 'correct' way and wonder how ppl could read them wrong... well some of them LOL but.... i think thats just how my brain operates cause yeah... i can see how ppl would read it wrong... we read left to right... why cant they make it the 'correct' way and not confuse the brain? lol
3:28 imma be honest this one is extremely readable and I can’t imagine a world where you see cobo okok… however it looks awful so still no points for the book ends
Why are you grilling the lizards!? Everyone knows they're supposed to be in the Lounge. No wonder it's "de Lazy Bar." Joke response aside, a lot of these are just reading horizontally things typed vertically. There's a few that are legit worth pointing out (the diamond-shaped dog night thing was absolutely unintelligible, and Ke Lebab was funny as hell), but most are kinda samey. Obviously the fault of the subreddit, not the narrators here. Y'all are awesome.
I love how with Emkay videos I can't tell if they're from 3 years ago or, APPARENTLY, LITERALLY A FEW MINUTES AGO!
EXACTLY
A meme about wearing masks is usually a dead giveaway.
The ___ ___ Ago has left the chat
EXACTLY
Same and months too
6:55 this made me laugh so hard, idk why but Jack just yelling “GREAT SLAB AMERICAN CREAMERY” is worth a couple of rewatches.
23:06 The voice filter makes it sound almost exactly like the vocals I'd hear from a song that'd be playing on the car radio, that I would other wise never had listened to in my entire life. Quite nostalgic.
7:22 Fun fact: For once, its not the fault of the English language that Don Quijote is written with an "x" on English
Basically, at the time the "x" was pronounced like a "j" in Spanish, but as the language developed the newer versions of the book reflected this by changing the x for the j (because Spanish isnt like English where if you see a new word you suffer). It seems like it stayed with the old spelling on other countries tho, but it is, in fact, pronounced "Don Quijote"
But how do you pronounce Don Quijote
key hoe tay@@chickenbaconranchmacandcheese
I'm pretty sure x still makes that sound, like in Oaxaca...
@@BringMayFlowers Not in spain, maybe in other spanish speaking countries
Hey, just wanted to say how much i love these videos. Im doing pretty bad right now, and looking forward to watching them consistently helps me
I hope you feel better soon! Comedy can be such a comfort when you’re at a low. I’ve been there before. My best advice is to just laugh as much as you can! It’s the small things! You’re important! Have as good of a day as you can! Im sure you’re doing great!
You got this!
Even the darkest night will end and the sun will rise
I think the funniest part about the Uranus Fudge factory one, is that Between St. Louis and Where this location is in St. Robert, Missouri, there are literally billboards along Interstate 44 that say things like "GET YOUR FUDGE PACKED IN URANUS!"
It’s actually Uranus fudge factory sideshow museum. They actually have some pretty good fudge. But their slogan kills me every time. It’s “the best fudge is made in Uranus”
I still don't understand the idea of making the gimmick of using bathroom humour for a food factory
love the emkay TBH creature fanart tho, absolutely amazing
I love your pfp!!!!! what xenogenders do you use?
@@onyxjaeeI love your pfp!!!!! what emugenders do you use?
Who's enkay?
@thestringless3675 I wasn't trying to be clever with my reply, their pfp is literally the xenogender flag? I was just asking what ones they use as I also use xenogenders
@@JivviEnkay (Ohn•ke) _n_
I honestly don't know, I have no weird joke for this and now I'm sad.
Jack moaning at a motivational poster was not on my bingo card-
I’M SORRY, _nutella and tomato sauce???_ Jack. Bro. Buddy.
_what in the actual kentucky fried fuck_
Ooh, you aren't familiar with the nut sauce sandwich yet? This'll be fun.
it's hilarious how the entire meaning changes when you put two words below two words according to this subreddit
I know like it’s not that hard to understand it but redditers and their precious karma
if i ever owned a restaurant ide want a sign that says 'our food doesn't poison you'
I LOVE the way you drove with your feet thru this and the quick ad libs.
My favorite has to be "Never come back, give up Robert!"
emkay just makes everything hilarious
21:44 I’ve loved that movie since I was a kid. The design is supposed to be very 1960s because Dennis Hopper played a hippie prisoner who had been a fugitive from justice.
I just realised the subreddit title is a Walking Dead reference. Needless to say, I'm the genius here.
"Man I hate the English language."
Well Robin do I have some wonderful news for you! You see that is, in fact, Spanish! :D
1:08 Also "Bonus Daughter" is such a fun and whimsical way to say "mistake"
ive heard bonus daughter/son/child used as an alternate term for step daughter/son/child
/info
I mean it says the person didn’t give her life, so I’ll assume it’s definitely a choice (like adopted, step daughter)
I manifested a relaxing day, and Emkay comes out with an hour long video ....
Hope you enjoyed it!
@@EmKay always 💖💖 I love the work 👑👑👑
Thanks for the response!!! 😊😊😊😊
You could have told me that "Cenn Laig" was an Irish famous person and I would have believed you, honestly. Which makes the sign so much funnier. Who is Cenn Laig, that their presence would prevent women from going to the restroom ? There's a story to be told.
7:17 Funny cause Don Quixote (slightly changed there) is a Spanish name, likely based on the book character and said book's title. I don't know Spanish myself, but I've heard it pronounced, also by another English speaker, as "key-hoe-tay." If anyone in the crowd knows Spanish more than I do, feel free to give your take on the information.
@@osheridan sorry I'll delete it
10:14 okay but this is precious
Nutella and tomato sauce!!! Found my gag reflex thanks
I love how the narrator just changed halfway through the video without any warning. It gives similar vibes to the signs.
Thanks for helping me get through math class
50:54 So... should the road paint that goes like "CLEAR KEEP" also be put on the subreddit?
2:57 omg, I saw that recently on the way from Arkansas to Indiana! 😂
New emkay video, WooHoo!
This r/i
Honestly had
Feels a
Like stroke
this ar slash i honestly had feels a like stroke
i keep coming to emkay vids early whatt
10:00 did you just say you eat Nutella sandwiches WITH TOMATO SAUCE, AND CUCUMBERS?! Absolutely foul.
_🚩 Folks, please remember to report bots and do _*_NOT_*_ reply to them, as this rewards their algorithms_
Still love this channel 🎉🎉🎉
2:47 in the forest I go, I lose my mind, and find my soul.
2:48
It is
In the forest i go, i lose my mind, and find my soul.
Saw the title on the “marketplace” one
I was like “something about a parakeet-?” BUT NOPE
7:12 I CANT STOP REPLAYING IT HELP
ok now i chocked on my own |thing we use to be able to taste food| because this is so goddamn funny
59:00 it says Montecatini Terme Contemporary Art, it's in Italy.
"Screw Tea! We threw that shit in the water!"
Me, Tea:
19:12 is in Ottawa.
the yippee at the start 😭
I never knew reading Three Dog Night could be so confusing. Please tell me the band did not actually make that.
It's actually Three Dog Night? I've been trying to decipher it for five minutes and can't make heads or tails of it.
@@Longingtobesomeone Yep, Three Dog Night is a real band from the 1970's. I wouldn't put it past them to do something like this, but I also didn't expect it of them lol. Try looking them up; they have some decent songs.
@@noahpatterson5430 Looked them up and decent music, but nothing really grabbed me. Wouldn't mind hearing them, but wouldn't buy tickets for them, you know?
59:14 Montecatini Terme contemporary art.
Montecatini Terme is a town in Italy.
people think text verticality is unique. they need to stop thinking it’s unique because… well… it might have been “unique” for a reason
Well then there was a sign in this I actually see at least once a year. The laurel highlands hiking trail one.
27:40 Hey, that's how I got here. lol. I am just MUCH deeper than a few more at this point. lol
2:22 MAKE 👹A 💃TAKE🔥A🗣️MEMORY😏SELFIE😱
never heard truer words
dw jack ur my favorite lol,
also i find it funny that the only people i know to read and talk gibberish fluently are Australians
this is coming from an Australian
Just realized I practice voodoo magic
23:19 had to double take bc i thought i heard satori as in satori komeiji for god knows what reason
1hour of jack and a bit of robin? Don't mind if i doooo
the thumbnail isnt a dontdeadopeninside post its a hostage situation
At 20:36 so not to be the black sheep although some humans do have a visible tail while all humans maintain a tail most just have it below their epidermis.
To your question though as if we did have fully visible and noticeable tales, no we could not extend them due to the fact that there's a artery around primarily the base of the area in which the tail starts.
If any of you look into this to see what jargon I'm talking about notice how when the heartbeat speeds up it literally wiggles the tail some.
Also apologies apparently the keyboard wants to autocorrect while it's turned off please forgive the inaccurate word usage it's supposed to be tail as in what a dog has for a tail and other words that I'm thinking it has autocorrected. I really do miss having an actual keyboard.
sometimes I go mind soul too
idk I think the first ones are pretty readable as intended, until the text made of bottle caps, I don't even know what it wanted to read as 😅
7:26 ISTG JACK ITS JAPANESE FYM "I hate english" ITS A SHOP IN JAPAN
WHY MUST I GET THE NOTIFICATION 7 MINUTES LATE
1:21 why are people missing this up? there is a giant "&" in-between the 2 parts
Don’t Safety
Bully Only
I don't think I can watch this whole vid. I'm dying. ETA I DUN IT.
These are the sign/poster/whatever equivalents of r/ihadastroke
0:38 I love people who brag about the fact that they are being taken advantage of like that is some sort of flex. Do you want a special trophy for being brainwashed by corporations into putting extra effort into your job and getting nothing extra in return?
Don't DEA dope n'inside
Man I love subbed, btw I emkay
So when i see these i always read them the 'correct' way and wonder how ppl could read them wrong... well some of them LOL but.... i think thats just how my brain operates cause yeah... i can see how ppl would read it wrong... we read left to right... why cant they make it the 'correct' way and not confuse the brain? lol
Instead of a cucumber, try Nutella on a pickle.
30:16 I-.. *w h a t*
What if, and hear me out, the title was "The of Top"
3:28 imma be honest this one is extremely readable and I can’t imagine a world where you see cobo okok… however it looks awful so still no points for the book ends
You could reduce this channel to just Jack and not lose any subscribers.
uranus factory,
52:43 why dose one of them just say assassin
jolly
6:58 jesus
Spamton g spamton be like; 5:15
I wanted to read comments but there are so many bots
Why are you grilling the lizards!? Everyone knows they're supposed to be in the Lounge. No wonder it's "de Lazy Bar."
Joke response aside, a lot of these are just reading horizontally things typed vertically. There's a few that are legit worth pointing out (the diamond-shaped dog night thing was absolutely unintelligible, and Ke Lebab was funny as hell), but most are kinda samey. Obviously the fault of the subreddit, not the narrators here. Y'all are awesome.
25:06 what anime is that?
The monogatari series if I'm not mistaken.
Lol, no that is absolutely not how to say Don Quixote. Don Kee-ho-tay. Emphasis on the middle syllable.
People stop
need to doing this
Why though, it's completely legible.
0:05 *DOOM*
Bet, Ï love it when we get 1 hour of emkay
"Ï" I genuinely want to know if this was a mistake or on purpose.
@@voidbite it was both
1:01 im 13!
OWO +MEN'S DAY
This is like r/ihadastroke but only the
Hi mom
you are just old my dude. 11:38
6:55 23:06
balls
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT 52:27!?
A LICKED ASS 😶🙏
Potoat
'stop reading the comment section'
AAAAAAAA
hehe, car-məl
6:55
53:30
go hoooome boooooooo, your sandwich isn't funny! lol im just playing, but that was awful though.
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