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The sad thing is that SF6's ranking system is a complete joke. Anyone can get master if they play enough. All the higher ranks are full of scrubby players who would never get that high in a real ranking system which makes it even easier to rank up. It's like flipping a coin each match to see if you face someone who actually belongs there or if you are just going to get free points. But Phil thinks he's actually skilled and all these players are beneath him.
The dude started trash-talking honda days before he hit master with him. He primed the excuse so he doesn't have to defend the rank against other masters. I mean, he straight up bought a new copy of the game for blanka, lol.
For someone that claims he knows the fundamentals of fighting games he cant really grasp the very basic fact that while one character can be overpowered there isnt a single character that cant be beat by any character that is played well. Its not like a total beginner can use Ken and win against a pro player using Lily.
@@averagejackmedia609thats just a reach now, he didnt buy the game again cus of Blanka, you can make a new free Xbox account and use the same copy of the game no problem, he bought SF6 again cus hes a dumbass
@@TheZodiacRipperWell said. He is extremely biased. He picks lily is becsuse liliy doesn't require any execution. He doesn't have execution skills and he can't even play top tiers like luke, ken, juri...etc. He knew that, but he tries to hide it and pretends like it's not his execution problem. 😂
@@jkdman2007 Yeah we all saw what happened when he played Luke in casual. The same guy also claimed that Blanka couldnt beat Guile and that he never seen anyone do it while there are several videos of Blanka beating Guile.
DSP is what happens when for 15 years you have nothing but one sided conversations that you control the narrative, you control the subject matter, you control the questions you ask yourself, you control what you explain & how you explain it, and for 15 years you demand others to never challenge you on the accuracy of what you say or else you disappear into the void tk never be heard from again. His confidence in everything that comes of his mouth regarding how “right” & “correct” he is, is off the charts. He knows he can literally say anything he wants. Make any excuse he wants no matter how batshit insane or completely & absolutely unreasonable, illogical & blatantly wrong he is. He is king in his world. He is never wrong. And he truly believes this at this point.
His view on reality is also skewed. He knows he is lying when he does, yet in his world its okay, it's not wrong to lie. Can't explain how he sees it, but when he blatantly lies about stupid things in the videogame, he doesnt see it as wrong or stupid. A normal person would know they just lied, and their conscience would remind them constantly, but imagine how many lies he spin in a session of Street Fighter... I think he has completely overloaded his conscience to the point of it simply.... dying?
This makes so much sense, never thought of it like this before but you are so right. He has no outside influence, that he can't just ban, to tell him he is wrong. His wife is more or less a lodger he interacts with once a week on his "day off" and even then he finds something to complain about, but then again she probably likes it that way, Phil grinding away and snorting on you can't be a pleasant experience...."No Kat you are just mashing a pattern you have no skill, I am countering her moves but somehow she isn't getting off on it, this sex is broken." SNORT. Surely there must be some sort of life span to what he is doing or are his subs going to listen to some 70 year old man complain about how the games are broken.
Very well said. And all of that became blatantly obvious during the Sidescrollers interview. That was the one time in SO long where he was in an environment where he didn't have that degree of control. He couldn't just ban Craig and Adam for saying something that calls him out. He couldn't just spout bullshit and act like he's objectively right. All he could do is sit there and lie, lie, lie and get called out for all of it.
Yeah, superchat colors have regional pricing. For ARS it's 1000 for a red superchat which is just 2.85 USD, for my currency (RSD) it's 5000 for a red superchat which is just under 10 USD
And that’s just more proof that he says whatever he wants no matter how crazy, absurd or inaccurate it is. What’s the wrist that can happen when he just lies like that? In the absolutely unlikely hood that someone in chat challenges him, he just bans them problem solved.
Oh no, DSP figured it out. Since 2010 game devs have been specifically putting in code that not only recognizes when he plays online but also won't allow him to do anything. Even the directional inputs that change, to spice things up, when the opponent flips over his character no longer eludes his masterful mind. Developers, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first combat game that will truly defeat DSP.
@@UNIRockLIVE it's a fighting game man it just boggles my mind. The whole point of being good at them is being able to anticipate what's coming. If someone's just doing a pattern it's literally an easy counter. It just boggles my mind
"I'm playing the worst character in the game doods," he says that like he's a martyr falling on a sword.. instead of a premeditated scape goat of an excuse for when he fails. Its always when he gets close to master rank.. just so he can ditch the character the second he reaches rank.
"Yellow means 10 dollars or more" He really doesnt understand currency conversions and that the superchat colors mean different things in different places.
My favorite parts, are when he readies his excuse before it happens, and then it actually works. "Couldn't block" while he is actually blocking. Phil will never be held accountable. Even if the proof is rght in front of his face, it's 100% a lie dood
10:40 Incase anyones too lazy to look it up The Superchat is right, 100 Argentine Pesos is 29 cents USD. "Nothing I could do Dood. Stoopid RUclips bugged out on me"
Since phil doesn’t know how to convert currency someone should send him like 1 million zimbabwean dollars to trick him into thinking hes rich or something
Pigroach: Whoa! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Chat! Hold on! I have an announcement to make! I've just received 1000... Z$? The hell? Zombie dollars? ACK ACK ACK. Let me check... Nah. Nevermind. It's roughly $3. Whoever send me this, seriously, f*ck you. In fact, I gonna ban you too. *does racist joke*"
No matter what connection I get I have the awareness of knowing that I dropped my combo and it's totally my fault. The difference is I don't spiral into victimhood and I fix the problem to get a win.
@@cking509 yeah he had full resources and could have just blocked and reacted with DI if the DI came. Or even use drive reversal on the blocked normal, or he could OD Anti Air during the drive rush. Instead the opponent predicted air threw him twice, conditioning him to stay on the ground and get thrown again, followed by another air throw . That’s all credit to the Chun Li player.
My favourite recent delusion is Phil thinking that a characters tier is determined by how his made up netcode favours certain characters, and not by frame data, tools, damage, etc. That or Capcom actively monitors tier lists and changes their netcode to favour them.
Why does Capcom consistently program the game so that DSP's moves drop, all his opponents have all their moves adjusted to plus on block, and give him lag? They are really trying to keep a pro tier player from the hallowed halls of master rank, the highest accolade that the game can and will ever offer.
"It's trash gameplay." 100% correct, Philby. It fits right in with the rest of your 1,000+ trash gameplay videos you upload a year. I don't know why you have to keep uploading evidence of your skill though.
7:05 That move isnt Super-cancable. 8:14 He must have done the inputs THAT SLOW, If u cancel it to super after a drive rush, the move needs to be done before the last hit of the animation, and it comes out instantly 9:13 Mashing buttons? That move is a charge move, It's litteraly IMPOSSIBLE to mash that move.. Im gonna stop, this is killing me
He's a gold mine of delusion in these videos. My favorite is when he complains about the kimberly doing an overhead when he keeps blocking low on wakeup or trying to do a basic move to beat it like he doesn't understand the concept that his opponent has the advantage there. And in that we can see why he's so bad at MK because he can't react to high/low mixups. And he complains that he couldnt deal with it because NO ONE uses that move which inadvertently means that he can't adapt within a match to what the opponent is doing even when the solution is obvious.
The sequence from 28:06 is one of the most "read like a fuckin book" moment I've seen. "can't do anything" lmao he just called out 3 of your jumps and scooped you out of the air every single time
If I had to guess why he was playing a known low tier, I'd say brownie points for getting one to Master. Getting one there is one thing. Proving you're worthy is another, and he's refused to continue playing his "Master Rank" Blanka and Honda because they're part of his worthless trophy case.
phils playstyle doesnt really matter. as long as there's a lunge move he's going to be the same. he's horrible at combos. he has zero footsies. he relies on the few things that can basically be done with any character.
At :32, he claims Manon recovered instantly , actually the axe kick is minus 9 on block which is unsafe . He was mashing low jab and therefore got spaced trapped.
Phil is the fighting game equivalent of that dude we all know, who one time in high school 30 years ago, had 4 TDs in a game, but literally never did anything else, but still won't shut up about it
You cannot "mash throw". If you do, a throw animations comes out and is very punishable. I mean, just kidding. Buggy online pattern inputs man. Dsp did nothing wrong
Mr former pro fighting game player falls for Deejay bait "I tried to punish his whiff but he recovered" or cross-ups "I never do forward fierce, I was blocking"
He always complains that he doesn't have a reversal but he wastes level 1 super off jab religiously. Imagine wasting your only reversal option because you only know jab x3 into super1 to get half decent combo damage. Then he cries that someone actually waits for a nice opportunity for a level 3 conversion...."nothing I can do!!! Giant damage off one medium kick!!!"
10:24 "He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's sending me a ton..." 100 Argentinian Pesos converts to 50 cents in the United States. You can literally Google it and it takes 2 seconds. DSP actually thinks he knows ARS to USD conversion better than the person living in that country. DSP is the reason why women shouldn't smoke while they're pregnant.
gotta love how phil truly believes that the game arbitrarily decides to not read his inputs or give him something different instead. as if the devs actually programmed an rng system where every input has a chance to be randomized. not only that, but it happens very often for phil and only him, to the point he never even wonders if other people experience the same things and/or aren't subjected to the same randomized system, which gives him an unfair handicap while the rest of the world seems to never experience it and he doesn't even seem to think how weird all this is and how the simplest explanation is that he sucks and misses his inputs because he's tilted. nope, definetly the game's fault, the connections of everybody are terrible despite other players never showing signs of laggy gameplay affecting them and could also be his joystick. not him, of course
I can't imagine playing fighting games for 15+ years, only to be slightly above average. Imagine working the same job for 15 years, but half the new hires can do it better. Embarrassing.
Dude's textbook example of worst kind of toxic players, constantly harping how he's playing low tier boo hoo life is so hard, and if he wins he gloats how he won with a low tier dood, wow dood, yikes. 41 years old and behaves like this still. Can't help but wonder why the fgc hated him so unfairly back in the day.
5:17 "The moment you are in the corner you cant do anything . She either gets a random perfect parry or a random level 1 super and thats it. She has nothing to get out of the corner" But a drive parry can be followed by a drive reversal right? So what is the the difference between a parry/reversal and a drive parry/drive reversal? Cant a parry be followed up by a regular reversal? Which in Lily´s case is the cross hammer right?
10:24 since no one pointed this out the super chat guy is right 20 ARS which is Argentinas currency is literally 5 cents or 0.057 USD and 100ARS is 0.29 cents which mean DSP ain't getting JACK out of that trolls donation and is colorblind by the dollar signs.
Take a shot whenever he says "Can't do anything" or "I don't know why that hit me". Also that Chun-Li bullying him the corner with the air grabs was absolutely hilarious
I don’t like this sideways fighting games, but I gotta say it’s an absolute skill the abuse Phil is able to take, only to say the opposite of what’s going on
I love the little moments where DSP has the excuse queued up on why he couldn’t block and he ends up blocking it, surprising himself and everyone else 😂 Also how do you “mash” a charge move??
So let me get this straight, if DSP does a wake up super it's a well thought out reversal but if the opponent does a wake up super its a lucky spamming guess?
The best part of him thinking those superchats are going to net him $20 is you know he’s spending that on WWEC pulls. Then he’ll complain when he finally gets the funds as though he got scammed.
At 27:56, he complains about Chun Li mashing, when right before that Chun Li continued blocking correctly after the torpedo move put DSP at frame advantage, DSP went for a button the first time, then went for a throw the second time, that’s how he got beat by ex reversal. DSP didn’t make a bad decision by going for an attack…the opponent made a better decision going for an ex reversal when DSP has no life left.
Does he know there’s other characters without reversals as well… like Kimberly lol. Complaining he can’t do anything in the corner well neither can she you just have to be good enough to get her into the corner.
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"That person is clearly more skilled than me. I am going to practice like crazy to improve my gameplay." - DSP, never
The sad thing is that SF6's ranking system is a complete joke. Anyone can get master if they play enough. All the higher ranks are full of scrubby players who would never get that high in a real ranking system which makes it even easier to rank up. It's like flipping a coin each match to see if you face someone who actually belongs there or if you are just going to get free points. But Phil thinks he's actually skilled and all these players are beneath him.
Him getting perfected by a Honda after spending months calling him bottom tier and failing miserably with him on his way to master rank was amazing.
The dude started trash-talking honda days before he hit master with him. He primed the excuse so he doesn't have to defend the rank against other masters.
I mean, he straight up bought a new copy of the game for blanka, lol.
For someone that claims he knows the fundamentals of fighting games he cant really grasp the very basic fact that while one character can be overpowered there isnt a single character that cant be beat by any character that is played well. Its not like a total beginner can use Ken and win against a pro player using Lily.
@@averagejackmedia609thats just a reach now, he didnt buy the game again cus of Blanka, you can make a new free Xbox account and use the same copy of the game no problem, he bought SF6 again cus hes a dumbass
@@TheZodiacRipperWell said. He is extremely biased. He picks lily is becsuse liliy doesn't require any execution. He doesn't have execution skills and he can't even play top tiers like luke, ken, juri...etc. He knew that, but he tries to hide it and pretends like it's not his execution problem. 😂
@@jkdman2007 Yeah we all saw what happened when he played Luke in casual. The same guy also claimed that Blanka couldnt beat Guile and that he never seen anyone do it while there are several videos of Blanka beating Guile.
The slo-mo edit of him laughing gets me every time 😂
Another favorite is slow-mo "PFFFFFFFFTTTTTT!!!!!!"
DSP is what happens when for 15 years you have nothing but one sided conversations that you control the narrative, you control the subject matter, you control the questions you ask yourself, you control what you explain & how you explain it, and for 15 years you demand others to never challenge you on the accuracy of what you say or else you disappear into the void tk never be heard from again. His confidence in everything that comes of his mouth regarding how “right” & “correct” he is, is off the charts. He knows he can literally say anything he wants. Make any excuse he wants no matter how batshit insane or completely & absolutely unreasonable, illogical & blatantly wrong he is. He is king in his world. He is never wrong. And he truly believes this at this point.
His view on reality is also skewed. He knows he is lying when he does, yet in his world its okay, it's not wrong to lie. Can't explain how he sees it, but when he blatantly lies about stupid things in the videogame, he doesnt see it as wrong or stupid. A normal person would know they just lied, and their conscience would remind them constantly, but imagine how many lies he spin in a session of Street Fighter... I think he has completely overloaded his conscience to the point of it simply.... dying?
This makes so much sense, never thought of it like this before but you are so right. He has no outside influence, that he can't just ban, to tell him he is wrong.
His wife is more or less a lodger he interacts with once a week on his "day off" and even then he finds something to complain about, but then again she probably likes it that way, Phil grinding away and snorting on you can't be a pleasant experience...."No Kat you are just mashing a pattern you have no skill, I am countering her moves but somehow she isn't getting off on it, this sex is broken." SNORT.
Surely there must be some sort of life span to what he is doing or are his subs going to listen to some 70 year old man complain about how the games are broken.
Beautifully said. You absolutely nailed what the problem is.
Very well said. And all of that became blatantly obvious during the Sidescrollers interview. That was the one time in SO long where he was in an environment where he didn't have that degree of control. He couldn't just ban Craig and Adam for saying something that calls him out. He couldn't just spout bullshit and act like he's objectively right. All he could do is sit there and lie, lie, lie and get called out for all of it.
It's also multiple decades of untreated mental health issues
Witnessing him talking crap about the ARS 100.00 SC and getting it wrong is simply poetic.
Yeah, it is. I have do a lot of conversions due to work and can see ARS 100.00 currently equates to US .29 while ARS 20.00 equates to US .06
Looking up the current rate according to google. 100 ARS is 29 US Cents. So 0,29 dollars.
And thats the official rate, people use what is called dollar blue (the true rate) and should be like 15 cents lol
That was hilarious. He really thinks he got like $20 out of that.
@@therabidscorpion 😂😂
100 ARS is literally 30 cents lmao. It probably shows as yellow if the superchat is over 10 in any denomination not just US
Yeah, superchat colors have regional pricing. For ARS it's 1000 for a red superchat which is just 2.85 USD, for my currency (RSD) it's 5000 for a red superchat which is just under 10 USD
Wonder how he’ll retcon this?
@@pvblivscornelivsscipioisnt 5000 RSD 50 bucks tho? what currency is that cus our currency is also called RSD and 5000 of it is around 50 dollars
@@theofficialhankhill3280 Yeah you're right, sorry I went full Phil and did the conversion in my head for 1000 RSD rather than 5000.
@@christopherrichardson2945 He won't, he'll pretend he has no idea what they're talking about if anyone brings it up
2:19 "Couldnt block. Oh I did block. Now I couldnt block" Within 5 seconds ladies and gentlemen.
Legendary
And that’s just more proof that he says whatever he wants no matter how crazy, absurd or inaccurate it is. What’s the wrist that can happen when he just lies like that? In the absolutely unlikely hood that someone in chat challenges him, he just bans them problem solved.
He was so ready for excuses😂😂😂😂😂😂
The engine is running but no one is at the wheel.
Oh no, DSP figured it out. Since 2010 game devs have been specifically putting in code that not only recognizes when he plays online but also won't allow him to do anything. Even the directional inputs that change, to spice things up, when the opponent flips over his character no longer eludes his masterful mind.
Developers, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first combat game that will truly defeat DSP.
It's like an MGS plot
Alert! Code Ack Ack Ack has been declared
In DSP's defense, there's zero difference in results between him being messed with by the game and not being messed with.
As one of the devs (100% legit) can confirm
@@neko281 I for one salute you, and thank you for your service lol.
"the connection will never favour me when im playing lily" WHAT?
The connecting only favours Pigroach when he isn't getting his ass handed to him
2:14 DSP already making an excuse of "couldn't block" when he did. Goes to show any time he thinks he will lose, he blames it on bs.
"I couldn't block"
*blocks*
"Oh i did block"
The excuses are preloaded I tell you
Hes buffering his excuses before hand
@@frstack3006 Do his excuses also have lag? The lower the ping the slower they come out?
@@Athrun82 nah his excuses are frame perfect errytime 🤣
i will ALWAYS love the pattern excuse, if its a pattern DSP shouldnt you be able to you know? FUCKING COUNTER A PATTERN
Exactly, the pattern is hard to use in the right way u cant just spam it or else he would. Hes so salty its great
@@UNIRockLIVE it's a fighting game man it just boggles my mind. The whole point of being good at them is being able to anticipate what's coming. If someone's just doing a pattern it's literally an easy counter. It just boggles my mind
@kkoz66 he also says "theyre just guessing" as if its a bad thing.
Pretty sure the point is to guess. He just wants people to let him win.
That’s why Phil almost instantly rage quitted a game with tighter inputs needed in a SNK game like KOF 15
And when he says “I couldn’t do anything”, yeah of course you couldn’t cuz you’re bad
Footage of a happily married man doing what he loves as a living
"I'm playing the worst character in the game doods," he says that like he's a martyr falling on a sword.. instead of a premeditated scape goat of an excuse for when he fails.
Its always when he gets close to master rank.. just so he can ditch the character the second he reaches rank.
Well said.
He's been ducking the obvious top tiers because he knows 90% of his complaints will render null and void 😭
At least DSP only sticks time into Lily, imagine what Derich would do.
Nothing. If he came within even 10 feet of a female he'd pass out from the shock.
"YOU ARE MAKING ME VERY ANGRY, LILY!!!!!"
Those who don't know the context have been mercifully spared
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Wow that Chunli at the end there with the 3 air grabs. Phil getting read like an opened book, pattern play scrub that he is.
Man's got cooked, bro. Legendary ass beating for sure.
Funny thing is he calls her top tier for that even though she is only mid tier at best. Then again any character Phil doesn’t play is top tier lol
100 ARS = .29 USD at the time of writing this, Phil’s math and financial skills are truly a sight to behold.
No wonder he's in so much debt.
I just looked it up before seeing this comment lol phil really thinks he got em
Phil should just legally change his name to I Can't Do Anything at this point.
Not really. He should become Kent Block
@@bobross-hv6dy You mean "Kaeahnt Blaahk"
Last name „right“!!!!!
"Yellow means 10 dollars or more"
He really doesnt understand currency conversions and that the superchat colors mean different things in different places.
Phil's called everyone but his character "top tier."
That's one way of saying "I'm washed up."
This has to be true. He literally calls mid tier characters like Ryu and Chun-Li top tier like wtf 😂
DSP is right a hundred ars isn’t 50 cents. It’s actually 29 cents. Dave is literally begging for change like a bum.
At this point im pretty sure he plays Lily just to have the “shes a low tier” excuse
White LTG.
My favorite parts, are when he readies his excuse before it happens, and then it actually works. "Couldn't block" while he is actually blocking. Phil will never be held accountable. Even if the proof is rght in front of his face, it's 100% a lie dood
And when he calls an opponent's move safe even though he hit them, it's just that it traded and the other guy had more health so he won.
I noticed that lmao. He said "Couldn't block!" before the move even hit him, then he was blocking. Then he still lost and said they mashed.
I've seen him block while saying, "I can't block WTH DOOD nothing I could do!"
Like phill you where blocking while you said that 😑
10:40 Incase anyones too lazy to look it up
The Superchat is right, 100 Argentine Pesos is 29 cents USD.
"Nothing I could do Dood. Stoopid RUclips bugged out on me"
10:41 he sent phil 30 cents according to the exchange rate
He doesn't lose because he is Lily. He loses because he is a DSP.
"Couldn't block. Oh, it did block"😂😂😂His excuse came out before anything happened😅😅😅
I love that he critiques another players style while being beat like a rented mule in the corner.
They put banana in his mouth, punch lily and salt comes out
Since phil doesn’t know how to convert currency someone should send him like 1 million zimbabwean dollars to trick him into thinking hes rich or something
Pigroach: Whoa! WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA! Chat! Hold on! I have an announcement to make! I've just received 1000... Z$? The hell? Zombie dollars? ACK ACK ACK. Let me check... Nah. Nevermind. It's roughly $3. Whoever send me this, seriously, f*ck you. In fact, I gonna ban you too. *does racist joke*"
I know that for a while he just wouldn't even add any foreign currencies to his running totals.
Phil: "Oh my god! I received 100.. uh, Mexican Pesos.. It's time to put on the vest! Just for five minutes."
Better yet, send him 1 million Iranian rial. When converted to US dollars, it's pretty much worthless
DSP's updated list of top tier characters:
Ryu, Ken, Cammy, Chun Li, DJ, Luke, Jamie, Manon, Juri, JP, Rashid.
Might as well include the rest of the cast, but only when Phil isnt playing them.
The list is whatever wins against DSP
funny thing is Ryu and Manon are not even top tier 🤣
And Jamie rounds up the bottom of most tier lists
Don’t forget Kimberly and Guile
16:05 WTF? That move is key to Kim's corner combos. He's seen it hundreds of times. Drunk or liar.
Why not both?
I love how he scolds the game for his bad inputs.
Nothing he could do, he did everything right. The better your internet connection, the more inputs it drahps doood!
No matter what connection I get I have the awareness of knowing that I dropped my combo and it's totally my fault. The difference is I don't spiral into victimhood and I fix the problem to get a win.
He whining like a kid ngl
@@rabbyd542 you obviously don't have a separate business-style internet with super fast speeds.
@@UFC_Buffalo I just need to be more like DSP and have perfect execution without fail and only mess up when the game is conspiring to make me lose.
Phil was so scared of drive impact in the corner , he got read and air thrown 3 times in a row.
'I can't do anything' - literally could have dashed under the jump rather than play predictable lol
@@cking509 yeah he had full resources and could have just blocked and reacted with DI if the DI came. Or even use drive reversal on the blocked normal, or he could OD Anti Air during the drive rush. Instead the opponent predicted air threw him twice, conditioning him to stay on the ground and get thrown again, followed by another air throw .
That’s all credit to the Chun Li player.
@@yomi_jeremy3964 Read like a book!
@@yomi_jeremy3964so basically what you’re saying is Chun Li is a grappler?
My favourite recent delusion is Phil thinking that a characters tier is determined by how his made up netcode favours certain characters, and not by frame data, tools, damage, etc.
That or Capcom actively monitors tier lists and changes their netcode to favour them.
The tier list has two tiers. Top tier is whoever Phil's opponent is playing. Bottom tier is whoever Phil is playing.
So now that he has said lily is the worst character, he'll never get beaten by lily as another character right?
He'll get beat and discover that there was actually "something he could do about it."
Why does Capcom consistently program the game so that DSP's moves drop, all his opponents have all their moves adjusted to plus on block, and give him lag? They are really trying to keep a pro tier player from the hallowed halls of master rank, the highest accolade that the game can and will ever offer.
If you get grabbed out of the air three times in a row I don't think 'top tier pokes' are your problem.
"It's trash gameplay." 100% correct, Philby. It fits right in with the rest of your 1,000+ trash gameplay videos you upload a year. I don't know why you have to keep uploading evidence of your skill though.
He STILL doesn't understand that burnout leaves you in blockstun for longer!
7:05 That move isnt Super-cancable.
8:14 He must have done the inputs THAT SLOW, If u cancel it to super after a drive rush, the move needs to be done before the last hit of the animation, and it comes out instantly
9:13 Mashing buttons? That move is a charge move, It's litteraly IMPOSSIBLE to mash that move..
Im gonna stop, this is killing me
He's a gold mine of delusion in these videos. My favorite is when he complains about the kimberly doing an overhead when he keeps blocking low on wakeup or trying to do a basic move to beat it like he doesn't understand the concept that his opponent has the advantage there. And in that we can see why he's so bad at MK because he can't react to high/low mixups. And he complains that he couldnt deal with it because NO ONE uses that move which inadvertently means that he can't adapt within a match to what the opponent is doing even when the solution is obvious.
Its wild he'd rather lose with the excuse of plating with a "bad" character than risk getting his ass kicked with blanka or honda at master level
You can literally hear his ego cracking, it sounds like a high pitched ACKACKACK.
I love how Honda is literally unplayable when he plays him and completely broken when he plays against him.
He was never demoted. He IS a scrub. He even has pattern and spam excuses. He's not even trying anymore.
The sequence from 28:06 is one of the most "read like a fuckin book" moment I've seen.
"can't do anything" lmao he just called out 3 of your jumps and scooped you out of the air every single time
Proud of that guy being a Chun main. You don't do that by accident it was pure reads into his scrub play style.
Chun Players have High IQ lol. DSP could never understand.
@@yomi_jeremy3964Nothing can be done: has wake up level 3 super but he got read like a book.
Lol he had full meter. There was plenty he could’ve done. Drive reversal, drive cancel back throw, parry, level1 invincible super.
@@yomi_jeremy3964lol I guess there is a reason why I main Chun Li then lol
If lily is so bad WTF are you doing playing with her then Phil??
If I had to guess why he was playing a known low tier, I'd say brownie points for getting one to Master.
Getting one there is one thing. Proving you're worthy is another, and he's refused to continue playing his "Master Rank" Blanka and Honda because they're part of his worthless trophy case.
phils playstyle doesnt really matter. as long as there's a lunge move he's going to be the same. he's horrible at combos. he has zero footsies. he relies on the few things that can basically be done with any character.
So he can use as many excuses as possible.
if he uses a bad character he can blame the character for his poor performance.
Built in excuses baby. If he picks top tier and gets trashed then he doesn't have that argument.
At :32, he claims Manon recovered instantly , actually the axe kick is minus 9 on block which is unsafe . He was mashing low jab and therefore got spaced trapped.
He will have the 20% wining record by the end of these master runs of these characters.
And a 98% whining streak too. 🎉
Phil's so good at SF6 he's of course going for the upcoming Legend rank no problem, right?
Right?
Welcome back to the paypig plantation, Adam Raxxor.
Phil is the fighting game equivalent of that dude we all know, who one time in high school 30 years ago, had 4 TDs in a game, but literally never did anything else, but still won't shut up about it
He is uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite.
@@XBMxBama lmao!!
At least Al Bundy worked for a living and had a real family. He was crushing life compared to pigroach.
@@RyanJinxedCoffee so you're saying having a cat, and a wife who won't sleep in the same bed as him isn't a, "family"? lol
100 ARS converts to 29 cents USD phil not 10 dollars 😂
*Doctor: Your blood pressure is out of control. Are you eating foods with too much salt?*
*Me: No. I watch DSP play Street Fighter 6*
“Was I really outplayed? They just used a pattern and beat me”
Yes, dave, that’s what being outplayed is defined as…
$100 ARS = .29 cents. (Source: Google)
I'm going to guess youtube doesn't convert it to usd when calculating superchat colours.
@@Owlsnerfdid it show red when it got donated? Thats silly if so
@@noahboat580 I'm probably wrong just making a guess
@@Owlsnerfthis was a good guess. Superchat colors are currency dependent. E.g. 100000 UGX is around $27 and is enough to have red superchat.
You cannot "mash throw". If you do, a throw animations comes out and is very punishable.
I mean, just kidding. Buggy online pattern inputs man. Dsp did nothing wrong
If he wasn't lying then wen he played Luke he would have won non-stop
Hes such a salty baby
Mr former pro fighting game player falls for Deejay bait "I tried to punish his whiff but he recovered" or cross-ups "I never do forward fierce, I was blocking"
"I'm not sure why my move got stuffed there, let me go into training mode to check the inputs and frames."
-Not DSP.
He always complains that he doesn't have a reversal but he wastes level 1 super off jab religiously. Imagine wasting your only reversal option because you only know jab x3 into super1 to get half decent combo damage.
Then he cries that someone actually waits for a nice opportunity for a level 3 conversion...."nothing I can do!!! Giant damage off one medium kick!!!"
The Perfect KO laugh will always get a smile out of me
10:24 "He doesn't know what he's talking about. He's sending me a ton..."
100 Argentinian Pesos converts to 50 cents in the United States. You can literally Google it and it takes 2 seconds. DSP actually thinks he knows ARS to USD conversion better than the person living in that country. DSP is the reason why women shouldn't smoke while they're pregnant.
10:45 Just to clarify, 100 ARS is worth 29 cents USD lmfao
It's amazing how he just blurts out excuses by default like a robot: 2:18 “Couldn't block! Oh, it did block.”
Id love to see Fill play with top tier. Be really nice to see how creative he can get with excuses
We all know he wanted to crawl his way to master with lily (then run off with his curled tail between his hooves) so he could brag lol
gotta love how phil truly believes that the game arbitrarily decides to not read his inputs or give him something different instead. as if the devs actually programmed an rng system where every input has a chance to be randomized. not only that, but it happens very often for phil and only him, to the point he never even wonders if other people experience the same things and/or aren't subjected to the same randomized system, which gives him an unfair handicap while the rest of the world seems to never experience it
and he doesn't even seem to think how weird all this is and how the simplest explanation is that he sucks and misses his inputs because he's tilted. nope, definetly the game's fault, the connections of everybody are terrible despite other players never showing signs of laggy gameplay affecting them and could also be his joystick. not him, of course
I can't imagine playing fighting games for 15+ years, only to be slightly above average. Imagine working the same job for 15 years, but half the new hires can do it better. Embarrassing.
It's funny that somehow every character Phil plays is suddenly the "worst character in the game".
Dude's textbook example of worst kind of toxic players, constantly harping how he's playing low tier boo hoo life is so hard, and if he wins he gloats how he won with a low tier dood, wow dood, yikes. 41 years old and behaves like this still. Can't help but wonder why the fgc hated him so unfairly back in the day.
this guy can't do no wrong... he is perfect but the universe has a conspiracy against him to drop all his combos
5:17 "The moment you are in the corner you cant do anything . She either gets a random perfect parry or a random level 1 super and thats it. She has nothing to get out of the corner" But a drive parry can be followed by a drive reversal right? So what is the the difference between a parry/reversal and a drive parry/drive reversal? Cant a parry be followed up by a regular reversal? Which in Lily´s case is the cross hammer right?
I actually looked it up: 100 ARS is 0.29 USD or 0.27 Euros and DSP makes fun of the dude for being stupid. Oh my word...
People should start donating completely in ARS now just to piss him off
10:24 since no one pointed this out the super chat guy is right 20 ARS which is Argentinas currency is literally 5 cents or 0.057 USD and 100ARS is 0.29 cents which mean DSP ain't getting JACK out of that trolls donation and is colorblind by the dollar signs.
Take a shot whenever he says "Can't do anything" or "I don't know why that hit me".
Also that Chun-Li bullying him the corner with the air grabs was absolutely hilarious
According to him, Chun is top tier. 😂😂
Saying the game is coded wrong not you made a mistake is classic dsp
I looked up 100 ARS to USD. Phil was right, it's not 50 cents. More like 30 cents. I love it when Phil thinks he actually knows something.
Jaxx being the biggest dent around...
Ack ack acking his way into salt hell
Watching DSP ironically is hard enough as it is, I couldn't imagine watching him unironically for any actual entertainment value.
I don’t like this sideways fighting games, but I gotta say it’s an absolute skill the abuse Phil is able to take, only to say the opposite of what’s going on
I love the little moments where DSP has the excuse queued up on why he couldn’t block and he ends up blocking it, surprising himself and everyone else 😂
Also how do you “mash” a charge move??
I watched that live last night "Couldnt Block-- Oh wait I did block it!" LMAO. This dude just likes to complain/make excuses.
So let me get this straight, if DSP does a wake up super it's a well thought out reversal but if the opponent does a wake up super its a lucky spamming guess?
correct
He NEVER spends time in practice mode! He just bitches in the lobby until the next match starts..
He should change his name to "Sit there and lose".
caaaaaaant wait for the new ranking system, and a billion more excuses for not getting Legend!
I love when he calls reads "guesses" like they're not predicting his dumb behavior.
The snippet of the Phil laugh when he gets destroyed honestly kills me in every video :D
I love how he claims he was blocking against jaime when he was still in mid animation for the wind power up
The best part of him thinking those superchats are going to net him $20 is you know he’s spending that on WWEC pulls. Then he’ll complain when he finally gets the funds as though he got scammed.
He doesn’t use drive reversal once, but complains about being trapped in the corner.
I just don't get why people give him money. He is insufferable.
“I didn’t get the move that I wanted!”
It isn’t a random toy from your Happy meal Phil. You choose the moves ya mohran
At 27:56, he complains about Chun Li mashing, when right before that Chun Li continued blocking correctly after the torpedo move put DSP at frame advantage, DSP went for a button the first time, then went for a throw the second time, that’s how he got beat by ex reversal. DSP didn’t make a bad decision by going for an attack…the opponent made a better decision going for an ex reversal when DSP has no life left.
If only his mother dropped the move for his birth...
"At least he wasted his level 3."
He won though.....
Is he serious?
It at least made sense in that context because Phil would be going into round 3 with meter advantage, but that just makes it worse that he lost
DSP was right though, he could have thrown phil into corner , DI since he was burned out, and then killed him.
Does he know there’s other characters without reversals as well… like Kimberly lol. Complaining he can’t do anything in the corner well neither can she you just have to be good enough to get her into the corner.