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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @claymcgranahan
    @claymcgranahan 2 года назад +3930

    *falls off cliff*
    “Get back here Sargent!”

    • @jacobc5571
      @jacobc5571 2 года назад +151

      He was not the brightest bulb on the ship

    • @brandonh5201
      @brandonh5201 2 года назад +27

      Was that the the movie or the series? 🤔

    • @jacobc5571
      @jacobc5571 2 года назад +17

      @@brandonh5201 why do you have that emoji

    • @deerdestroyer
      @deerdestroyer 2 года назад +20

      @@brandonh5201 movie

    • @KikogamerJ2
      @KikogamerJ2 2 года назад +10

      That deserter committing suicide just to go awol

  • @prestonjones1653
    @prestonjones1653 2 года назад +2410

    "Miniature Jedi! Half the size of normal Jedi!"
    That's one way to describe Anakin's target practice, I mean younglings.

  • @bronzebravo855
    @bronzebravo855 2 года назад +7538

    “There’s 3 of us and only 1 of him. It won’t matter.” Greatest line said by a droid before death with the exception of “but, I, just, got, promoted.”

    • @aceofspades3257
      @aceofspades3257 2 года назад +133

      He will be missed.

    • @myschnozhurts1522
      @myschnozhurts1522 2 года назад +158

      Idk, "MY KNEES" has me rolling

    • @Eradicator-jv9xr
      @Eradicator-jv9xr 2 года назад +172

      Nah it's that lego star wars line In Chapter 3
      "Aw guys! You guys are the best! I never thought Id make it to retirement, but AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH"

    • @MRBONEZ-vz2vs
      @MRBONEZ-vz2vs 2 года назад +43

      @@Eradicator-jv9xr war crime

    • @michaelrobbins9303
      @michaelrobbins9303 2 года назад +33

      That's every bf2 player when they see a hero all alone

  • @zeptier1172
    @zeptier1172 Год назад +448

    1:05
    "we're defending the bridge alone? Against the Jedi? I hate this job"
    God I love the droids.

    • @epicmeme3264
      @epicmeme3264 6 месяцев назад +5

      my reaction too

    • @tonydiego2566
      @tonydiego2566 5 месяцев назад +5

      They have more personality than the clones 😆🤣

  • @a.j.5380
    @a.j.5380 2 года назад +7703

    “Boy this a lot more fun when they’re not shooting back!”
    “I still can’t seem to hit anything.”

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 2 года назад +743

    It’s honestly surprising people just mercilessly kill the droids despite the fact that they are very sentient and very willing to surrender.

    • @fabrypetty1689
      @fabrypetty1689 Год назад +82

      Thats the jedi for you.
      Also the people in sw dont consider droids living things for some reason, they do see them as targets to kill but no mercy is ever shown.

    • @jakeb.7997
      @jakeb.7997 Год назад +47

      @@fabrypetty1689if we ever get to the point where we have combat droids in the military….I feel it would be good to offer possitive reinforcement and affection when necessary. I mean we keep bringing up stuff like terminator but….that kind of stuff happens when you abuse everything that technology does without appreciating it.

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic Год назад +8

      ​@@jakeb.7997 Exactly. Imagine how the CIS could have made every semi-sentient piece of robotics protest for better treatment lmao.

    • @jakeb.7997
      @jakeb.7997 Год назад +8

      @@Cotac_Rastic in reality they would be the same as any human soldier…..they should be treated as such and protected just as a human operator would be protected in the field.

    • @Cotac_Rastic
      @Cotac_Rastic Год назад +5

      @@jakeb.7997 Depends on the model honestly, if its just a weapons platform with no brain whatsoever i dont think a human who has to be grown and trained for about 2 decades is worth losing.

  • @VelvetMagician
    @VelvetMagician 2 года назад +7763

    Whoever voiced the battle droids deserves an award

    • @connorredshaw7994
      @connorredshaw7994 2 года назад +159

      @@slushy8603 it is

    • @AstroTom
      @AstroTom 2 года назад +292

      Matthew Wood

    • @Doryzitter
      @Doryzitter 2 года назад +399

      When you remember the droids and the general who hates them are voiced by the same guy:

    • @Dat_MrBlack
      @Dat_MrBlack 2 года назад +22

      @@slushy8603 yes

    • @kreigguardsman3355
      @kreigguardsman3355 2 года назад +73

      He’s also one of the sound designers for Lucasfilm

  • @williammanier6074
    @williammanier6074 Год назад +81

    6:15 the my knees was hilarious!!

  • @amon6560
    @amon6560 2 года назад +4545

    1:36 I love how that droid just gave up knowing they couldn't stop Anakin

    • @NetWebUser
      @NetWebUser 2 года назад +225

      I mean I would too

    • @theskiypdee
      @theskiypdee 2 года назад +314

      And anakin still killed him even though he practically surrendered. Thats a war crime. The jedi are war criminals

    • @neet-o-muskeet-o4521
      @neet-o-muskeet-o4521 2 года назад +229

      @@theskiypdee In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue

    • @njnjco
      @njnjco 2 года назад +99

      @@neet-o-muskeet-o4521 The sky isn't blue on every planet and not all Jedi are war criminals, just most of them.

    • @jadinarmstrong3043
      @jadinarmstrong3043 2 года назад

      @@njnjco and they were also just Droids and not like real people

  • @CreatureCal
    @CreatureCal Год назад +76

    6:37
    Padme: (Sounds like she’s escaping from jail)
    The dude guarding her: *Quiet in there!*

  • @destroyerblackdragon
    @destroyerblackdragon 2 года назад +4143

    Sometimes I feel bad for battle droids. Especially since it seems droids have sentience or atleast resemble sentience so much that you develop an emotional attachment like you would a fictional character.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад +582

      The best bond was to the reprogrammed droids in the citadel story arc... man they wasted those

    • @superomegaprimemk2
      @superomegaprimemk2 2 года назад +10

      The trouble is that to the enemy they look exactly the same and likely weren't being listen to plus the droids have their programming so they would be aggressive by nature to anyone who is not a prisoner or their senior commander and the Jedi don't view droids as lifeforms but merely objects that move and try to kill them!

    • @destroyerblackdragon
      @destroyerblackdragon 2 года назад +162

      @@superomegaprimemk2 But Anakin and Luke both had a bond with R2D2. Although with C3po he always felt like everyone treated him like he was expendable. Like I'm not sure if he ever had any friends besides R2.

    • @superomegaprimemk2
      @superomegaprimemk2 2 года назад +62

      @@destroyerblackdragon True but remember that most of the droids that Anakin was facing were pretty much trying to kill him on the battlefield, R2 is clearly a droid with limited amounts of programming limitations thus able to do what he deems to be the right course of action but then we know very little about R2 prior to ep1, who built and programmed him in the first place and why he is so independent minded, I'm betting he likely older than we believe, he likely gone through a bunch of refreshes and a few upgrades during his time!

    • @Eternus_transmogrifus49
      @Eternus_transmogrifus49 2 года назад +88

      @@superomegaprimemk2 But if you look at the Legends arc it’s revealed that it’s not their fault. They have an inhibitor chip that prevents them from refusing orders. In a way, they are just like the clones: sentient beings built for war, only to be abused again and again

  • @MrMeatyMeat61
    @MrMeatyMeat61 Год назад +206

    4:21 to the next scene is secretly an amazing transition

    • @Cantthinkofanames
      @Cantthinkofanames Год назад +23

      Bro got turned into a janitor

    • @tbays5875
      @tbays5875 Год назад +17

      B1: the Jedi has disarmed your bombs
      Slaver: WHAT?😡
      *Many demotions later*
      B1: yep, this is the worst job in the droid army

    • @reubentherblazer9756
      @reubentherblazer9756 3 месяца назад +1

      Bro demoted the messenger 💀

  • @genericguy8423
    @genericguy8423 2 года назад +3189

    The Droid screaming " my knees " that shit broke me

    • @dudemcduder1628
      @dudemcduder1628 2 года назад +189

      Just like his knees

    • @louisthelegend1011
      @louisthelegend1011 2 года назад +38

      @@dudemcduder1628 dude💀

    • @Oreca2005
      @Oreca2005 2 года назад +44

      I used to be an adventurer like you

    • @myschnozhurts1522
      @myschnozhurts1522 2 года назад +65

      Same, I was looking for this comment, it's at 6:20

    • @grr7293
      @grr7293 2 года назад +16

      @@Oreca2005 til I took a jedi to the knee

  • @gummi9948
    @gummi9948 2 года назад +117

    0:52 Get back here Sergeant!
    💀

  • @AlarchyGaming
    @AlarchyGaming 2 года назад +736

    4:32 i love how obi wan lets it live

    • @generalalduin9548
      @generalalduin9548 6 месяцев назад +2

      I mean, he wasn’t doing anything, why kill him?

    • @KidAtm
      @KidAtm 4 месяца назад

      @@generalalduin9548to be fair, he is armless plus he can’t do anything against him

    • @TheGiantCrustle
      @TheGiantCrustle 3 месяца назад +1

      @@KidAtm He has his limbs, I think you meant to say “unarmed”

  • @mattlangford7651
    @mattlangford7651 2 года назад +56

    5:52 k but you are not impervious to all weapons

  • @adamjackson4340
    @adamjackson4340 2 года назад +2082

    Title: says for 7:21
    Time: says 7:22
    Me: “How many other lies have I been told by the council?”

    • @bloodbrothers6556
      @bloodbrothers6556 2 года назад +63

      Technically it gets rid of one second once you start playing sooo it is correct..........................but you already knew that. Don’t you

    • @UnknownUser-ef6gc
      @UnknownUser-ef6gc 2 года назад +16

      @@bloodbrothers6556 yes… appreciate the humour

    • @chippy2023
      @chippy2023 2 года назад +14

      Far too many to count.

    • @matthewkalasky2891
      @matthewkalasky2891 2 года назад +9

      "And what makes you so sure that you have the whole truth?"

    • @Jeremiah_Rivers76
      @Jeremiah_Rivers76 2 года назад +6

      @@matthewkalasky2891 You’re close on that line. It’s actually, “And how do you know that you even have the whole truth?”

  • @iron_2099
    @iron_2099 2 года назад +123

    1:18 the worst thing is that the clones believed him

  • @HeIsTheBluesCat
    @HeIsTheBluesCat 2 года назад +1497

    "Don't shoot! I'm not the commander! He's the commander!"
    (Gets shot)
    "Well, I'm the commander."
    (Gets shot)
    I love these droids so much, I don't want them to blow up.

  • @torav8343
    @torav8343 Год назад +131

    5:58 that tactical droid always cracks me up

  • @unoriginal1562
    @unoriginal1562 2 года назад +671

    “Concentrate fire on sector 11374265!”
    “11...3...7... what was that again?”
    “JUST FIRE RIGHT THERE!!!”

  • @glitchfinder4206
    @glitchfinder4206 2 года назад +82

    3:52 disney is a kids show! Also disney:

    • @Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57
      @Isaacthebiggestmoviefan57 8 месяцев назад +4

      Star Wars the clone wars is a show for Everyone and for people who love Star wars

    • @Anonymousrando-uz9sn
      @Anonymousrando-uz9sn 5 месяцев назад +1

      Didn't The Clone Wars broadcast on Cartoon Network? Back when they had integrity and took risks?

    • @galacticgamer8760
      @galacticgamer8760 Месяц назад

      The show was made by George Lucas before Disney bought them out.

  • @SpartacusTheHumble
    @SpartacusTheHumble 2 года назад +1956

    The fact that the clones actually held their fire for a tad during 1:19 lmao 🤣

    • @MDLuffy1234YT
      @MDLuffy1234YT 2 года назад +332

      "I guess I'm the commander now" made me go absolutely hysterical.

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 2 года назад +100

      Like they knew they had 'em and so let him try that as a joke.

    • @iancortescontreras6084
      @iancortescontreras6084 Год назад +18

      The among us part is basically shape shifter gameplay

    • @Marvelfanatic3658
      @Marvelfanatic3658 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@MDLuffy1234YTok...

  • @elizabethvandersluis890
    @elizabethvandersluis890 Год назад +48

    0:46 bro falls off a cliff
    Other droid: get back here sergeant

  • @princesscadance197
    @princesscadance197 2 года назад +1353

    Are these droids able to have their ‘minds’ uploaded into different bodies, or are battle droids just straight up dead once cut or shot down? Because if they can, imagine a life of being killed in war, just to constantly be reanimated in different bodies to repeat the cycle.

    • @coachlombardi9657
      @coachlombardi9657 2 года назад +290

      Well I hear that the Separatist Alliance try to collect broken droids from the battlefield to be recycled into new droids so there might be a chance of them remembering.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад +356

      First of all: It seems like the droids share their data of the battles bc Tactic droids can learn and adapt based on past fights. So maybe they dont transfer their personality but surely battle related data.
      Second would that surely be a nice idea for a philosophical movie. Maybe in the direction of "Edge of tomorrow"

    • @idiotgaming6376
      @idiotgaming6376 2 года назад +76

      Honestly they wouldn't care to recycle memories unless it's a high ranking tactical droid

    • @ferrarogaming223
      @ferrarogaming223 2 года назад +67

      Well in attack of the clones C-3POs head was attached to a battle droid body and he started gaining hate towards the Jedi so I think the answer is yes, their minds are salvageable

    • @Superkid33
      @Superkid33 2 года назад +36

      I know this technically isn’t cannot but in Star War Lego All Stars it talks about Roger (a b1 battle droid) being in battles and then getting resembled again and again. Roger is from Freemakers btw

  • @therageknight8546
    @therageknight8546 Год назад +44

    1:49 is the funniest droid death scream I’ve ever heard

  • @00M_Clanks
    @00M_Clanks 2 года назад +471

    If I ever get control of Disney, expect a series about these guys.

    • @ThatGuyRNA
      @ThatGuyRNA 2 года назад +35

      And they deserve it

    • @georgethefriend29
      @georgethefriend29 Год назад +37

      Clankers: A Star Wars Story.

    • @jesseamaya4413
      @jesseamaya4413 Год назад +11

      I'd watch it for sure. Poor droids always get the sponge end of the stick, and worse yet know it.

    • @JayBomb21
      @JayBomb21 Год назад +2

      Yes

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 10 месяцев назад +4

      If I were a part of that project, I'd make it be about the Separatist POV in the war, where the Republic seem to be the bad guys (while subtly coming off like the good guys) and meanwhile the Battle Droids are either protecting a town at any cost, giving to the needy who were badly affected by the Clone Wars and maybe even taking down small criminals on the side or even dealing with the shadier elements within the Separatist Army.
      Not all Separatists were as evil as Count Dooku or a murderous criminal like General Grevious.
      Anyway, I'm thinking that the main characters could be a secret clandestine squad of Commando Droids and Battle Droids which was set up by a Separatist commander who's actually the good guy version of Danzo Shimura from Naruto: Shippuden.
      A guy with good and strong morals who feels like the Separatists could do better in the war by *being* better than the Republic. Of course, the Separatist leadership would use this squad as a PR booster for the Separatist Army but command of this squad still falls down to the Separatist commander I mentioned before.
      And of course we'd get the delicious comedy that made the Battle Droids really fun, but we'd also get some deep character development moments because the Battle Droids have never done good guy things before and they have never been the good guys before.
      Hell, we could also get the answer to the question of whether or not the Battle Droids get the memories from dead Battle Droids uploaded into their memory banks which would make their lives seem like a nightmarish isekai and an endless time loop of death at the same time.
      It would probably make the Droids question if their fight was worth it and if there is any point to the war, which, I know, that dilemma is similar to what the Clones went through but the truth is that the Clone Troopers and the Battle Droids are just two sides of the same coin so it would make sense for these more morally good Battle Droids in this hypothetical series to have almost the same kind of character development as the Clone Troopers.
      I love this idea and part of me wants to make a fanfiction about it.

  • @twistedyogert
    @twistedyogert Год назад +35

    3:59 When you're in the middle of Netflix and Chill and the one from the other night calls back.

  • @liaistotallyfine
    @liaistotallyfine 2 года назад +675

    "the little ones, the ones half the size as normal Jedi" I can't lmao, I love droid humor

    • @wingedbluj1674
      @wingedbluj1674 2 года назад +43

      They never learned the word "children"

    • @rayanderson5797
      @rayanderson5797 2 года назад

      @@wingedbluj1674 Well, they're droids. Droids don't have children, just smaller models.

    • @AquaFan1998
      @AquaFan1998 Год назад +3

      ​@@wingedbluj1674cant be charged with killing children if you dont know what a child is 😂

  • @cherryscarlett
    @cherryscarlett 2 года назад +38

    2:34 _when you didn't play any Assassin's Creed.._ *bUt eVeRyOnE iN tHe vILLaGe iS aLReAdY aN eXPeRt..*

  • @laylavanniekerk803
    @laylavanniekerk803 2 года назад +586

    6:21 is one of my favorite scenes in Clone Wars

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 2 года назад +56

      “MY KNEES! Duh, AAAAAH!”

    • @Observer-3913
      @Observer-3913 2 года назад +23

      OH NO MY KNEES * freaking dies *

  • @codythefriendlyskunkboy1780
    @codythefriendlyskunkboy1780 2 года назад +15

    4:26: Did Kenobi let this droid live? lol

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 2 года назад +327

    The battle droids were hilarious through that series. I always figured they acted that way because the separatists were trying to program them to think independently like clones. But the droids just didn't have the capacity to handle it so instead they just ended up with those eccentric personalities. And of course by then it was too late to pull back since they can be mass produced so quickly.

    • @dtronattardo7858
      @dtronattardo7858 2 года назад +46

      You are unironically completely correct during episode 1 the design was based of a Sentral ai wich is why they were changed to be independent sadly due to the separatists being cheap skates their ai was highly limited

  • @connorludwig8472
    @connorludwig8472 2 года назад +28

    "There's No Jedi In here. Wait, There's No Prisoner in Here! How did she do that!?" I love How he said Those Final Words with Such Amazement

  • @Retribution5618
    @Retribution5618 2 года назад +357

    1:05 "We're defending this bridge alone?! Against the jedi?! I hate this job. :(
    And also 4:24 "Yep, this is about the worst job in the droid army."

    • @SuperStreetWarrior
      @SuperStreetWarrior Год назад +19

      But at least he survived because Anakin closed the cell door.

    • @capncake8837
      @capncake8837 Год назад +4

      @@SuperStreetWarriorHe probably died slowly after running out of power.

    • @liammcquillan7382
      @liammcquillan7382 Год назад +8

      *Jedis arrive* "And it just went into overtime"

    • @victuz
      @victuz Год назад +2

      @@capncake8837 For real though, they have the privilege of not going through physical pain. The clones can't say the same.

    • @galacticgamer8760
      @galacticgamer8760 Месяц назад

      ​@SuperStreetWarrior I usually don't like correcting people but it was Obi-Wan Kenobi that did it.

  • @haleylarson7894
    @haleylarson7894 Год назад +10

    0:01 and be sure not to drop it.
    Other droid: WHOA!!! *does it anyway*
    Lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @dt-725
    @dt-725 2 года назад +257

    5:16 Grievous has had it

    • @VO3DClan
      @VO3DClan 2 года назад +8

      It made me laugh so hard

    • @supriss1190
      @supriss1190 Год назад +3

      what episode is that?

    • @dt-725
      @dt-725 Год назад +2

      @@supriss1190 no clue

    • @nananaomi
      @nananaomi Год назад +2

      @@supriss1190 S1E3, Shadow Malevolence

  • @NATHANRERAILED
    @NATHANRERAILED 2 года назад +34

    1:00
    What are you doing???
    *Angry Cad Bane noises*

  • @zivo9453
    @zivo9453 2 года назад +283

    i wish one of the jedi once saw a droid doing an awful job (cleaning maintance etc) and thought nope imma spare him

    • @loruneye7881
      @loruneye7881 2 года назад +69

      Tbf they didn’t kill the droid who was cleaning they locked it in the cell

    • @philipmartin3411
      @philipmartin3411 2 года назад +7

      69 likes, my favourite number, nobody else like this comment
      *edit, dammit guys

  • @liamdysoco4832
    @liamdysoco4832 Год назад +34

    “I sent a B-1 to resolve the situation”
    “Then it is likely now worse”
    -Two commando droids in Jedi Survivor

  • @davido.1233
    @davido.1233 2 года назад +465

    My top favorite moments:
    Concentrate fire on sector 1-1-3-7-4-2-6-5.
    You said we'd be safe back here! Come on, there's three of us and only one of him! It won't matter!
    We're too big to fit in there! No we're not. Watch this!
    This is the worst job in the droid army!
    Ha ha ha ha, Fool! The Supertank is impervious to all weapons *Explosion*

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад +29

      Dont tell me you really wrote out the right number here

    • @davido.1233
      @davido.1233 2 года назад +23

      @@TheRogueOneYT I did, because it's one of my favorite moments of all time!

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад +13

      Understandable

    • @LongNgo-eg4ft
      @LongNgo-eg4ft 2 года назад +15

      *Do not underestimate our meme,if the rebel army fall the citizens will loss they cringe,and order will be restored*
      General Kalani

    • @caellumrevolta2839
      @caellumrevolta2839 Месяц назад +2

      "1 1 3... what was that again?"
      "Just fire right there!"

  • @trexindominus8119
    @trexindominus8119 2 года назад +23

    6:58 that is the exact moment he realised he fricked up

  • @ovni2295
    @ovni2295 2 года назад +808

    I always get frustrated when the Jedi strike down *non-combatant* droids

    • @FalconWindblader
      @FalconWindblader 2 года назад +173

      You mean *unarmed* droids. All of those you see getting whacked in the show are combat models. They ARE combatants, regardless if they have weapons in their hands or not at the moment.

    • @theskiypdee
      @theskiypdee 2 года назад

      Yeah, the jedi are litreally war criminals

    • @ovni2295
      @ovni2295 2 года назад +155

      @@FalconWindblader I still don't like it. They're clearly sentient and we know from both canons they are capable of leaving the war and living peacefully.

    • @chippy2023
      @chippy2023 2 года назад +80

      @@ovni2295
      Reading this makes me imagine the droids failing both High School and College for some reason.

    • @nickter745thebold8
      @nickter745thebold8 2 года назад +28

      They strike down droids so easily because they’re canon fodder.

  • @deerdestroyer
    @deerdestroyer 2 года назад +24

    I put all my trust in the fire department 1:53

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 2 года назад +77

    The explanation is that after the Battle of Naboo - which showed the Trade Federation what a bad idea it was to have all your droids controlled by a mothership - the battle droids were given more autonomy. However, their cheap hardware found processing so much information difficult, which resulted in behavioural glitches. Essentially, the chattiness is their way of working through the mental strain, kind of like stimming.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад +8

      That is actually a nice explanation. I am also excited how this will play out in the upcoming Star Wars Eclipse game. If the trade federation already uses battledroids then they would also be controlled by nearby ships

  • @Voidboi223
    @Voidboi223 2 года назад +14

    5:15 actually made me laugh as thus happened once

  • @Retribution5618
    @Retribution5618 2 года назад +144

    0:04 I love how that battle droid puts his hand on his hips like a mildly angry person.

  • @The_Real_Pete_ZaHutt
    @The_Real_Pete_ZaHutt 2 года назад +3

    "Haha fool, the supertank is impervious to all wea-"
    Yeah ...but you're not... 😂😂😂

  • @Heroic-actions
    @Heroic-actions 2 года назад +303

    Rogue: enjoy droid humor for 7:21
    Time:7:22
    Me:how many other lies have I been told by the council!

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад +55

      On the other hand you can see it as a surprise... but a welcome one

  • @Ysumbruh0
    @Ysumbruh0 Месяц назад +2

    0:50 same energy as saying “You can’t park there” to a person that crashed their car

  • @SnobbyBird_
    @SnobbyBird_ 2 года назад +158

    Nobody:
    Cad Bane: *teenage noises*

  • @EmeryE2
    @EmeryE2 Год назад +5

    “Get back here Sargent,” best line in the movie 😂

  • @grigorij8338
    @grigorij8338 2 года назад +372

    Absolute Legend, Love droid humor

  • @themwr01
    @themwr01 9 месяцев назад +3

    5:49 little girl outsmarts a Tactical Droid lol

  • @thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491
    @thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491 2 года назад +363

    2:10 This made me laugh to death🤣

  • @raulparrado1547
    @raulparrado1547 2 года назад +6

    1:44 "Sir, the Jedi is coming, he looks very unhappy... (Neko Arc noises)"

  • @libidinalmaterialist9470
    @libidinalmaterialist9470 2 года назад +85

    How did I never realize until this video that the voice actor (and voice) for the Chritchellites in Samurai Jack is the same for the battle droids in clone wars

  • @hrngry
    @hrngry 7 месяцев назад +1

    "S-Sir..a Jedi is coming. He looks veeery unhappy"
    😂🤷🏻‍♀️
    I love the droids in Star Wars

  • @andrewanderson4579
    @andrewanderson4579 2 года назад +205

    6:21 was the first moment that legit made me laugh out loud xD
    Chuckled at the rest of them tho

  • @marknagorski1686
    @marknagorski1686 3 месяца назад +2

    At least the one that was cleaning the jail cell was spared (literally the only droid that got spared in the show but was given a horrible treamnet)

  • @theglocktopus8988
    @theglocktopus8988 2 года назад +61

    "The little ones! Half the size of normal Jedi! They're freeing the prisoners and- MY KNEES!"

  • @Alternateuniverse7157
    @Alternateuniverse7157 Год назад +3

    6:21 MY Knees! Sounds so funny

  • @wingedbluj1674
    @wingedbluj1674 2 года назад +152

    My favorite part is when that one OOM unit just screaming "MY KNEES!"

  • @TheFakeTraitor
    @TheFakeTraitor 5 месяцев назад +2

    *frikkin dies*
    "...Get back here seargent!"

  • @victormeyers1860
    @victormeyers1860 2 года назад +95

    They’re more human than any of the living characters in this show

  • @bardthenascarfanaticdragon
    @bardthenascarfanaticdragon 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is why the droids crack me up.
    Also, Fanzone's catchphrase is "This Is Why I Hate Machines."

  • @q-tip8536
    @q-tip8536 2 года назад +113

    The Skype sound gets me every time xD

  • @raresr9698
    @raresr9698 2 года назад +20

    Special thanks to all the memorable droids:
    The one who got promoted
    The three droids who got killed by anakin
    The droid with hacks(Its better when they arent shooting back)
    The hacker droid's teammate
    The droid who fell
    The janitor
    The two droids in the sand who were worried if any one of them died
    The droid who was the commander
    The droid who wasnt the commander
    The droids in vietnam
    The droids in arabs
    The droid who got crushed by a bomb on his head
    The two droids that were guarding padme
    The firefighting droids
    The droid who didnt knew the bridge was stopping
    The droid with bad programming
    The droid who broke his knees
    The skype droid
    The droid who got eaten
    The other droids that i couldnt mention

  • @TheRealBamboonga
    @TheRealBamboonga 2 года назад +115

    1:10 - Did the Jedi just yell 'FBI! FBI!' before they came in the door???

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад +28

      FBI, OPEN UP

    • @chippy2023
      @chippy2023 2 года назад +10

      @@TheRogueOneYT
      Cheese and rice, were the Battle Droids doing something THAT illegal???

    • @arkking552
      @arkking552 6 месяцев назад

      @@chippy2023illegal spice trading. Anakin wants his hit later 🤣

  • @ericdunn7352
    @ericdunn7352 10 месяцев назад +2

    I think the battle droids were the real stars of The Clone Wars.❤

  • @MuttonTheDragon
    @MuttonTheDragon 2 года назад +315

    I like to imagine that there's a server that regularly backs up the droids' memories, then when the droid is destroyed, the memory of one unit gets put into a new body.
    So the same droids are dying to Anakin and his friends again and again and again.
    Edit to add, it would make some sense. With a central control removed after what happened in Episode 1 with all the droids going down at once, the Trade Federation droids were given individual AI to fight without that weakness. Having their memories backed up and put into new bodies when they die would allow them to pull a Dark Souls and learn from their mistakes, getting smarter and learning patterns every time they come back.

    • @ReiseLukas
      @ReiseLukas 2 года назад +11

      Possibly

    • @philipmartin3411
      @philipmartin3411 2 года назад +30

      makes sense, thats the story of Roger in the Lego Star Wars series

    • @Superkid33
      @Superkid33 2 года назад +9

      @@philipmartin3411 it is XD

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 2 года назад +39

      If there's one that lends a lot of credibility to that theory it's the one with the other two that encountered a pissed off Anakin. There's no way he hasn't been slaughtered by Jedi multiple times with that attitude.

    • @originaler31er67
      @originaler31er67 Год назад +2

      Would explain why that one said „it won’t matter“. He’s done it a bunch of times already.

  • @pokeluis2002
    @pokeluis2002 4 месяца назад +1

    Making the battle droids dumb as bricks was like The Best descisions Star Ward ever Made. It gives them so much personality and makes them alot of personality instead of being just expendable lackeys

  • @catamation6271
    @catamation6271 2 года назад +66

    “He looks very unhappy”

  • @dastardlyruby74737
    @dastardlyruby74737 10 месяцев назад +2

    Idk why but seeing Jedi commit war crimes against droids just makes me laugh

  • @ladyeva9398
    @ladyeva9398 2 года назад +123

    2:03 Me and my best friend when we try to do something right.😂

  • @ElijahCurtis
    @ElijahCurtis Год назад +9

    Adding the Skype ringtones to the droid calls is comedy gold 😂

  • @aliteralpothole9205
    @aliteralpothole9205 2 года назад +60

    I want a bad batch spin-off of b1 battle droids and maybe a b2 roaming around the galaxy as deserters

    • @DropTheDove
      @DropTheDove 2 года назад +8

      "I thought you said we'd be better off on Tatooine. I've got sand chafing my circuits!"

    • @skipfire00
      @skipfire00 Год назад

      Omfg yes please

  • @justin2308
    @justin2308 Год назад +4

    “Yep. This is the worst job in the droid army.”
    *Sees Obi-Wan with rescued child*
    “…and it just went into overtime.”

  • @mechateamleader4071
    @mechateamleader4071 2 года назад +38

    4:46 Rest In Peace Blue Sky Studios. You and your animations will be remembered

    • @iamgnome6230
      @iamgnome6230 2 года назад +3

      Remembered, but not missed.

    • @mechateamleader4071
      @mechateamleader4071 2 года назад +2

      @@iamgnome6230 and how’s that?

    • @iamgnome6230
      @iamgnome6230 2 года назад +2

      @@mechateamleader4071 it's a bit of a joke but most of their movies (in my opinion) were mid at best

    • @saipranavpalla1467
      @saipranavpalla1467 Год назад +1

      They were gone because of Disney

    • @SawdustMusic-rd8mj
      @SawdustMusic-rd8mj 8 месяцев назад

      If only Nimora was an actual Nlue Shy movie

  • @hndz7953
    @hndz7953 9 месяцев назад +3

    *It wont matter* damm he is the bravest one

    • @nursestoyland
      @nursestoyland 9 месяцев назад

      He knew what was going to happen

  • @Lady-Kanerasoka
    @Lady-Kanerasoka 2 года назад +154

    Honestly, this is the only reason why we like the battle droids: because they’re so damn funny!

  • @jackrobins8756
    @jackrobins8756 Год назад +2

    One of the things I love about the Clone Wars are the droids. Every time they were on screen they always made me laugh. They are just so silly yet funny. I love the voice actor.

  • @iancreviston3667
    @iancreviston3667 2 года назад +115

    5:47
    Wow and I thought the Battle Droids were stupid 🤣

    • @rosalyndt85
      @rosalyndt85 2 года назад +31

      When a random commander droid has a bigger villan ego than a actual story relevant villan

    • @v12ts.gaming
      @v12ts.gaming Год назад +12

      The most embarrassing part is the fact that it's a *Tactical Droid* which is supposed to be smarter than B1's...

    • @yvespenaflor4610
      @yvespenaflor4610 Год назад +5

      ​@@v12ts.gaming it's even smarter than commando droids. The only ones is stupid is B1 but they are hilarious and I love them 😂

    • @Fredbears_plushie_collection
      @Fredbears_plushie_collection Год назад

      That hurt like my knees

    • @caellumrevolta2839
      @caellumrevolta2839 Месяц назад

      "HA ha ha! You fool! The supertank is impervious to all-" 'BOOM'

  • @XxShadow101xX
    @XxShadow101xX 2 года назад +1

    Love the choice of Arma music at the beginning!

  • @QixTheDS
    @QixTheDS 2 года назад +39

    6:33 TCW Padme strong, damn.

  • @optimusvine5672
    @optimusvine5672 4 месяца назад +1

    Bro they are brutally inefficient. And that's why we love them :)

  • @Zapper-Zac
    @Zapper-Zac 2 года назад +65

    5:38
    "We are part of the pub"
    *sudden flashbacks to that one Star Wars YTP*

  • @NealGilbert-r1y
    @NealGilbert-r1y Год назад +7

    0:24 - “Shut up Sergeant! I’m in command here!” 😂😂

  • @fullmetalquinnp7047
    @fullmetalquinnp7047 2 года назад +54

    6:21 My Knees!!!😂😂😂

  • @skipfire00
    @skipfire00 Год назад +3

    Okay I absolutely LOVE the humor in this sm
    But why isn’t anyone telling about the Skype sound effects? They’re so good lmao

  • @Daboah
    @Daboah 2 года назад +37

    "Make sure you don't drop it"
    *FALLS THEMSELVES*
    "Well I am not even angry, just disappointed"

  • @Shinyboy29
    @Shinyboy29 4 месяца назад +2

    B1 battle droids have personalities of their own, have names of their won, AI of their own
    They can think, solve problems, and like a human, even forget

  • @silentxbeastx6583
    @silentxbeastx6583 2 года назад +43

    The War Crimes These Droids Go Through Is On Another Level

  • @RTOmega
    @RTOmega 2 года назад +6

    R2 is too smart, he even knows that the fate of Republic Droids is worse than Pirate Droids

  • @starwarsnerd1649
    @starwarsnerd1649 2 года назад +36

    My knees! Ahhhh! This is one of the best lines in history

  • @EyeStorrm
    @EyeStorrm 4 месяца назад +2

    They have more personality than the clones. 😂

  • @catrastrophe
    @catrastrophe 2 года назад +60

    I really needed this solid collection xD

  • @Rogue_Centurion
    @Rogue_Centurion Год назад +1

    The droid that knew Sector 11374265 is a legend

  • @Reddest1000
    @Reddest1000 2 года назад +62

    The Battle Droids Are Really Funny XD
    Edit: 1:18 Imposter Droid: Don't Shoot! I'm Not The Imposter. He's The Imposter.
    (Clone Trooper Shoot The Fake Imposter)
    Imposter Droid: Guess I'm The Imposter Now
    (The Clone Trooper Shoot The Imposter)
    (Among us reference I only did)

  • @Vravkosk
    @Vravkosk Год назад +13

    0:41 Get back here sergeant