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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @iamchrispaezjr
    @iamchrispaezjr 2 года назад +12036

    No wonder Anakin survived the lava of Mustafar. He had years of built up resistance being roasted by Kenobi.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад +1631

      This explanation is my new canon now

    • @jammychoo
      @jammychoo 2 года назад +133

      I love this

    • @hikton7293
      @hikton7293 2 года назад +78

      SHIT! I was going to lile, but it's on 666 likes rn

    • @Limayde
      @Limayde 2 года назад +38

      LMAOOO

    • @pedronunez1265
      @pedronunez1265 2 года назад +29

      Bruhh 😂

  • @gisborn4882
    @gisborn4882 2 года назад +7226

    Droid: "Sir we are detecting a high amount of sass"
    Grievous: "Kenobi!"

    • @craytherlaygaming2852
      @craytherlaygaming2852 2 года назад +292

      Droid: "what do we do sir?"
      Grievious: Get me my legend's package!... and start the music
      Obiwan: "This... wasn't in the script"
      *Legends Grievous has entered the chat*

    • @razorctz
      @razorctz 2 года назад +74

      man I love how perfectly audible that sounded in my head 😂😂😂

    • @madelinegarber7860
      @madelinegarber7860 2 года назад +51

      Or better yet. Maul: Kanobiiiii!!!!!!

    • @leonardorolingstella8554
      @leonardorolingstella8554 2 года назад +38

      "Who just roasted me? I swear I was programmed with heat-resistant armor plating!"

    • @Average_Guardian
      @Average_Guardian 2 года назад +3

      lol yesh

  • @a.j.5380
    @a.j.5380 2 года назад +5573

    Obi Wan, we grant you the rank of sass master.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад +370

      Thats outstanding, thats fair!

    • @a.j.5380
      @a.j.5380 2 года назад +149

      @@TheRogueOneYT Stand up, Young Kenobi.

    • @usa5893
      @usa5893 2 года назад +24

      Thank you very much.

    • @Vankor567
      @Vankor567 2 года назад +11

      @General KENOBI I WILL GET YOU!!!!!

    • @teacfowler6824
      @teacfowler6824 2 года назад +14

      @@Vankor567 you forgot your line. Here let me do it for you. KENOBIIII!!!!

  • @ztslovebird
    @ztslovebird 2 года назад +7199

    Imagine a timeline where Jed weren’t forbidden personal attachments and Obi Wan and Satine had a family. Their children would be terrifying weapons of sass destruction.

    • @zaneadleyismail7508
      @zaneadleyismail7508 2 года назад +530

      iirc, while Jedi can’t have personal attachments, like sentimental attachment, there’s actually nothing in their code forbidding physical attachments….if you know what I mean.

    • @DrWho160
      @DrWho160 2 года назад +512

      Well..just because it’s against the rules doesn’t mean Kenobi followed the rules… *cough* Korkie *cough*

    • @TheGrayMysterious
      @TheGrayMysterious 2 года назад +198

      I'm sorry no, we're not going any further than 3 comments in without discussing that legendary pun, bravo sir

    • @madelinegarber7860
      @madelinegarber7860 2 года назад +76

      Omg that’s an adorable hilarious glorious picture.

    • @dhruvchandaria8519
      @dhruvchandaria8519 2 года назад +44

      @@zaneadleyismail7508 ki adi knew what you meant😉

  • @thattom
    @thattom 2 года назад +3396

    Can you imagine if he was like that in episode 3 after anakin gets burnt and he just says “you need some time to cool off “

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад +358

      I need to make a video where they answer with TCW puns on Revenge of the Sith quotes

    • @ocal123
      @ocal123 2 года назад +72

      oohhh the burn

    • @madelinegarber7860
      @madelinegarber7860 2 года назад +70

      I don’t know if I want to laugh or roll my eyes so I’ll do both.

    • @imisioluwalawal2945
      @imisioluwalawal2945 2 года назад +18

      That would ruin the moment

    • @StormsandSaugeye
      @StormsandSaugeye 2 года назад +34

      @@imisioluwalawal2945 Anakins response: *I HATE YOU!!!*
      Would feel rather fitting though.

  • @202cardline
    @202cardline 2 года назад +1894

    "Don't flatter yourself Kenobi you've never been much to look at"
    I thought the dark side was supposed to cloud your judgement not your eyeballs

  • @LexusLFA554
    @LexusLFA554 2 года назад +2641

    7:30 "She never does"
    One of the rare moments when Anakin actually roasted someone :D

    • @aussiejezza
      @aussiejezza 2 года назад +232

      Emotional DAMAGE

    • @Travis66421
      @Travis66421 2 года назад +226

      He roasted himself on Mustafar

    • @darkstone_official_2427
      @darkstone_official_2427 2 года назад +81

      I actually laughed at that. Came outta fkin' nowhere.

    • @thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491
      @thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491 2 года назад +34

      EMOTIONAL DAMAGE

    • @TheSeptacle
      @TheSeptacle 2 года назад +91

      Poor Ventress. What a terrible day she had. The same day her master decides to betray her and leave her for dead just happens to be the day a handsome young man decides to call her ugly for no reason. She can’t win.

  • @vaasmontenegro9308
    @vaasmontenegro9308 2 года назад +1443

    Anakin, control your insolence, the count is concentrating is by far his best

    • @LOVEMUFFIN_official
      @LOVEMUFFIN_official 2 года назад +99

      Better than: “Listen for the loud metallic clanking sounds…That would be the machine about to smash me into bits”?

    • @snowgrave2475
      @snowgrave2475 Год назад +7

      @@LOVEMUFFIN_official much better

    • @thehasacz1086
      @thehasacz1086 Год назад +32

      The way Anakin's face changes while Obi-Wan says it 😂 They both know what's going on.

    • @vaasmontenegro9308
      @vaasmontenegro9308 Год назад +12

      @@thehasacz1086 I love how anakin is all angry like "WHAT?!?" before he gets it

    • @madelinegarber7860
      @madelinegarber7860 Год назад +6

      Said in in a tone of perfect mockery. It’s amazing.

  • @sonicguyver7445
    @sonicguyver7445 2 года назад +2639

    I loved Obi-Wan's writing in this series. He was consistently funny with that smug attitude. He also always seemed to play well off other characters. Especially Anakin and Satine.
    I am glad that Disney kept the Clone Wars series canon after they acquired LucasFilms.

    • @Da_one_tl
      @Da_one_tl 2 года назад +115

      Not only did they keep it canon, they finished it

    • @thejurassicjungle1275
      @thejurassicjungle1275 2 года назад +55

      @@Da_one_tl Well, at least a few arcs that were left behind, yeah

    • @thejurassicjungle1275
      @thejurassicjungle1275 2 года назад +51

      I'm glad, too. Though I doubt they could've decanonized it considering it was a show by George Lucas himself

    • @Da_one_tl
      @Da_one_tl 2 года назад +33

      @@thejurassicjungle1275 Disney hasn’t decanonized anything George Lucas has done

    • @212GeneralKenobi
      @212GeneralKenobi 2 года назад +14

      One of the few good things they did.

  • @spenceroneil4747
    @spenceroneil4747 2 года назад +1870

    2 guarantees in this Video.
    1: Obi Wan is the Master of Sass
    2: Obi Wan is the biggest ladies man of any jedi. Dude is smooth as silk

    • @darthmaul216
      @darthmaul216 2 года назад +143

      Not just the ladies, why do you think I lost to him so much? I was distracted

    • @Sebussyy
      @Sebussyy 2 года назад +5

      @@darthmaul216 now i want to be killed and then fall on obi's arms

    • @darthmaul216
      @darthmaul216 2 года назад +45

      @@Sebussyy you’re not the only one

    • @laxyajena4735
      @laxyajena4735 2 года назад +8

      @@darthmaul216 hi maul do u like robot arm I can give you one

    • @Azyne
      @Azyne 2 года назад +12

      @@darthmaul216 Bro..?

  • @ktoon4725
    @ktoon4725 2 года назад +1288

    Can we acknowledge how much of a hypocrite Obi is, impatient when his life is in peril but completely chill when anyone else is in trouble 😂

    • @Mwilli2132
      @Mwilli2132 2 года назад +203

      Well, yeah. He can’t keep sassing people if he’s been reduced a red (probably) mark in some industrial crusher.

    • @ktoon4725
      @ktoon4725 2 года назад +14

      @@Mwilli2132 fair point

    • @warpdarkmatter
      @warpdarkmatter Год назад +14

      Everybody cheering about obi sass attitude, but that just proves how much of a incompetent and irresponsible he was as a master. He was not Anakin's bro to behave with such intimacy with him like that

    • @cringekiller348
      @cringekiller348 Год назад

      @Darkmatter
      Nope.
      Anakin was a dumbass. Obi wan was great.

    • @casualtaco2154
      @casualtaco2154 Год назад +60

      ⁠​⁠@@warpdarkmatter I’d say if it guided every action he had absolutely, otherwise it’s just a personality. When he was actually being serious he usually kept the sass to a minimum and was a lot more direct.

  • @landofmagic9767
    @landofmagic9767 2 года назад +451

    “I’ve learned a beautiful truth. I think Master Kenobi is a Sass Lord.”
    “A SASS, LORD?”
    “Yes the one we’ve been looking for.”

    • @landofmagic9767
      @landofmagic9767 2 года назад +1

      @Benjamin Linnes 😢😢I’m ashamed

  • @MrWahooStudios
    @MrWahooStudios 2 года назад +1622

    For someone that despises blasters, he has really good aim

    • @darkstone_official_2427
      @darkstone_official_2427 2 года назад +112

      So uncivilized.

    • @biggsdarklighter0473
      @biggsdarklighter0473 2 года назад +95

      Another reason Obi-Wan doesn't enjoy Blasters, they're too easy to use.

    • @IsaiahRichards692
      @IsaiahRichards692 Год назад +47

      “I said I never had much use for one; never said I didn’t know how to use one!” -Obi Wan Quigley

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 Год назад +8

      On one with no sights, too.

    • @heyimv3833
      @heyimv3833 Год назад +15

      Sadly Legends and the book of Master and apprentice is not canon anymore😢 they explain so much why Obi-wan hate blasters despite so good at using them.

  • @obi-wankenobi1233
    @obi-wankenobi1233 2 года назад +666

    **Video is only **9:50** minutes long**
    *"Impossible. Perhaps the archives are incomplete."*

  • @trainknut
    @trainknut 2 года назад +855

    When you realize he was sassy to cope with all the loss and suffering in his life

    • @WindWakerJay
      @WindWakerJay 2 года назад +117

      *chill music stops*

    • @machivaldemon
      @machivaldemon 2 года назад +65

      nah... before qui gon, hes already sassy. its all him.
      you take ones smile but not style.

    • @thephoenixhunter84
      @thephoenixhunter84 2 года назад +74

      @@machivaldemon "you were right about one thing, master. The negotiations were short."
      ah yes, where Obi Wan's sass begins (at least in the films).

    • @Azyne
      @Azyne 2 года назад +14

      **crying noises**

    • @anneskelding15
      @anneskelding15 2 года назад +33

      @@machivaldemon I mean, Jedi Apprentice novels were part of the EU, therefore not canon anymore, but they have to be pseudo-canon because they based his relationship with Satine off of them, and since Disney kept Clone Wars canon, then his history with her has to be something related. And his experiences in those books are full of loss and suffering, like holy shit, his entire life after leaving the creche was one nightmare after another. So I'm still inclined to view it as a coping mechanism, even though he was sassy before Qui-Gon died.

  • @samuraijaco1
    @samuraijaco1 2 года назад +598

    I like to think that Obi-wan’s “when you’re a Jedi master, you can make the plan” happened a little after he got promoted. And that was just his way of flaunting it.

    • @doomawsogaming
      @doomawsogaming Год назад +14

      Fun Fact since anakin is a jedi knight that means obi wan is just recently a jedi master

    • @XXMatt0040XX
      @XXMatt0040XX Год назад +6

      And that moment folks was the real reason the battle on Mustafar was so crazy

  • @Blank-et1vj
    @Blank-et1vj 2 года назад +218

    Not only is the writing for Kenobi insane, his voice actor does such a legendary job delivering it. No wonder why he's Obi-Wan in all the animated star wars projects

  • @Lor_Kreny
    @Lor_Kreny 2 года назад +204

    “At least your a master, at getting caught” my favorite line from Obi. 😭

  • @connoralbright1010
    @connoralbright1010 2 года назад +409

    "We'll have to stand and fight! Or in your case just stand." Fucking Obi Wan 😂

  • @Saibanaito
    @Saibanaito 2 года назад +970

    7:58
    Grevious: "all too easy"
    The Sass master: "Define easy, General"
    G: "Kenobi".
    Either he was surprised to see him, or Grevious is a savage.

    • @joshuagleeson4776
      @joshuagleeson4776 2 года назад +111

      That's a pretty underrated roast, whether Grievous meant it or not lol. I like to imagine he did, though.

    • @thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491
      @thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491 2 года назад +17

      Considering how dumb grievous is in tcw. Thats probably a surprised to see him

    • @wsads420
      @wsads420 2 года назад +8

      I'm pretty sure grievous isn't maul's brother

  • @davidh8367
    @davidh8367 2 года назад +1177

    I fell off my chair at 8:20 “Satine wants to know your location” 😂😂😂

  • @parkerdixon-word6295
    @parkerdixon-word6295 2 года назад +367

    I kind of love that Obi-Wan "So Uncivilized"/"Not as Clumsy or Random as a blaster" Kenobi is legitimately the Old Republic Jedi we've seen use blasters *the most* thanks to The Clone Wars. I don't think all Jedi are as good of shots as he is, I think that's just Obi-Wan.

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 2 года назад +19

      Yeah of course he's good at all sorts of things he doesn't like 😆

    • @XXMatt0040XX
      @XXMatt0040XX Год назад +4

      Even untrained force sensitives will perform better, even in a starfighter. Also there were Jedi in the past who used them a lot due to the circumstances. Even in the clone wars plenty used them, we just don't have it on screen much. There is a deeper reason he hates blasters but I don't know what it is or where. But there *is* a reason. Google's no help for that one

    • @КонстантинПаршуков-о6б
      @КонстантинПаршуков-о6б Год назад +1

      Meanwhile Anakin akimboing droids...

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 2 года назад +606

    Gotta love how Obi-Wan told Luke Anakin was an excellent pilot when the majority of his piloting ended up in being shot down and crashing.

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 2 года назад +139

      The pilot who flies a hundred missions and dies after being shot down once is inferior to the pilot who flies two hundred missions and survives being shot down a hundred times.

    • @elijenkins117
      @elijenkins117 2 года назад +6

      yesss

    • @kikagezumi
      @kikagezumi Год назад +62

      To be fair, you have to be an excellent pilot to land well enough to survive that much.

    • @tsarfox3462
      @tsarfox3462 Год назад +6

      @@kikagezumi Fair enough.

    • @SweetCandyDragon
      @SweetCandyDragon Год назад +21

      Also, we get shown the wrecks, not the good landings. What fun is it when they land safely?

  • @BaronVladHarkonnen
    @BaronVladHarkonnen 2 года назад +175

    0:39 missed opportunity to not have Grievous and Obi-Wan saying Hello There be a running gag across the show every time they meet. That would’ve made the moment in revenge of the Sith that much funnier

    • @fivestarguy100
      @fivestarguy100 Год назад +18

      I mean, what makes it funnier for me at least, is that The Clone Wars makes it canon that Kenobi stole the “Hello there” line from Grievous. Which is enough for me. XD

  • @girl-ow3xj
    @girl-ow3xj 2 года назад +618

    obi wan seriously said “han solo who?” yes han was great, but obi is the sarcasm king and i will die on this hill.

    • @jongininikim5219
      @jongininikim5219 2 года назад +24

      yeah, i never understood why people liked han solo more than obi-wan

    • @girl-ow3xj
      @girl-ow3xj 2 года назад +18

      @@jongininikim5219 right like obi wan is such a g

    • @legendarydragon2564
      @legendarydragon2564 2 года назад +16

      @@jongininikim5219 i love both but yeah, obi is simply unmatched

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 2 года назад +15

      You’ll win on that hill, you have the high ground!

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 2 года назад +7

      @@jongininikim5219 I only did when the OT was all I knew. After I watched the prequels it was over, Obi-Wan has reigned supreme since

  • @ignaciorequena9182
    @ignaciorequena9182 2 года назад +181

    6:23 the British accent just makes it better

  • @blueraccoon1088
    @blueraccoon1088 2 года назад +354

    Obi-Wan Kenobi the Master of trolling

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад +32

      alternate title

    • @SamvedIyer
      @SamvedIyer 2 года назад +18

      @@TheRogueOneYT The Star Wars fandom appears to have come up with a new name for him: Trollbiwan.

  • @dawnburch9000
    @dawnburch9000 2 года назад +629

    Satine: The sarcasm of a soldier!
    Obi-Wan: The dillusion of a dreamer!
    Anakin: The smirk of a shipper lol

  • @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty
    @TheOneWhoReportsForDuty 2 года назад +658

    Anakin: Kenobi is on that ship.
    Officer: You can sense him?
    Anakin: Yes, I can sense his smug aura.

    • @Mwilli2132
      @Mwilli2132 2 года назад +51

      Aura of Smug:
      +50 sass.
      +20 charisma
      -100 patience when in danger.

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 Год назад +6

      Anakin: his sass is powerful indistinguishable

  • @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555
    @JonathanRiverafrickinnice555 2 года назад +154

    Anakin: You thinking what I'm thinking?
    Obi-wan: Almost certainly not!
    And by process of elimination he figured out exactly what he was thinking.

  • @dc-nm7ev
    @dc-nm7ev 2 года назад +137

    I am actually think that damn 19 years thinking of puns in tatooine

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад +15

      In just 19 years he had the fastest glowdown imaginable

    • @ericleisangthem7899
      @ericleisangthem7899 2 года назад +16

      @@TheRogueOneYT Just imagine a new hope and Obi wan just roasts Vader/Anakin for joining the dark side. Anakin would be burning in pain from those puns.

  • @LeMenace1
    @LeMenace1 2 года назад +177

    Anybody else notice how at 5:00, obi-wan’s voice actor’s Scottish accent breaks through.

    • @Azyne
      @Azyne 2 года назад +8

      Pfft yea

    • @belgianquaffles5349
      @belgianquaffles5349 2 года назад +15

      Yeah when I heard it I was almost cackling 💀

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 2 года назад +15

      Yeah except his voice actor is American... 😂

    • @LeMenace1
      @LeMenace1 2 года назад +33

      @@ThinWhiteAxe oh lmao, then I guess he kinda broke out a heavy Scottish accidentally.

    • @maxav1-exe
      @maxav1-exe 11 месяцев назад +5

      Makes its funnier when you know that the Ewan McGregor is Scottish

  • @craytherlaygaming2852
    @craytherlaygaming2852 2 года назад +540

    You see people?
    Anakin's turn to the darkside was *completely* justified XD
    To bad it just ended in Obi being able to troll him for all eternity

    • @aniketbiswas7660
      @aniketbiswas7660 2 года назад +32

      Obi wan toasted him so hard he got PTSD lost his all his limbs and major 3rd degree burns

    • @madelinegarber7860
      @madelinegarber7860 2 года назад +25

      If you strike me down I will become more sassy than you can possibly imagine.

    • @HyruleGamer1469
      @HyruleGamer1469 2 года назад +11

      Anakin be like: Stop!!!
      Obi-Wan be like: Sass = Power

    • @laxyajena4735
      @laxyajena4735 2 года назад +6

      Kenobi let me sleep it is midnight

    • @Mwilli2132
      @Mwilli2132 2 года назад +2

      Sounds like a bit of karma if you ask me. I mean, Anakin did kill a bunch of literal children.

  • @XXMatt0040XX
    @XXMatt0040XX Год назад +26

    0:18 Ashoka's face is that of someone who's been in that situation far, far too many times. She looks more annoyed than anything like she's thinking "Again with this shit?"

  • @julianrivas429
    @julianrivas429 2 года назад +130

    6:56 Anakin just gave up🤣

    • @Stonecold300
      @Stonecold300 Год назад

      I would like this but it's at 69, no one touch it.

  • @khfan4life365
    @khfan4life365 2 года назад +38

    “We never do things my way.”
    “We crashed the ship your way.”
    🤣

  • @dukeoffinalton
    @dukeoffinalton 2 года назад +209

    3:42
    Obi wan on rodia: “Jedi don’t use blasters.”
    Not even a second later
    Obi wan on concordia: *Uses blasters*

    • @thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491
      @thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491 2 года назад +2

      Rodia
      Utapau bruh

    • @dangerdean9066
      @dangerdean9066 Год назад +3

      @@thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491 So uncivilzed

    • @blueraccoon1088
      @blueraccoon1088 Год назад

      And what has be been teaching Aniken ?

    • @swastikabasak9309
      @swastikabasak9309 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@thestarwarsmusiccomposer3491
      There was an episode of The Clone Wars where the Jedi where sent to protect the force sensitive younglings.
      Cad bane disguised as a Jedi came to Rodia and took a child from his mother. Obi Wan met the mother and she said a Jedi came with a blaster. Then Obi Wan said this line

    • @VenetusAlpha
      @VenetusAlpha 4 месяца назад

      What he said was that Jedi don’t *carry* blasters. There is a difference.

  • @hunterjones6784
    @hunterjones6784 2 года назад +57

    7:31
    Obi-Wan and Anakin were true brothers in this moment 🤣🤣

    • @cosminandreimatei756
      @cosminandreimatei756 6 месяцев назад +3

      Poor Ventress. In the same day being betrayed by Palpatine and being roasted so much by Obi-Wan and Anakin

  • @221bbleeckerstreet8
    @221bbleeckerstreet8 2 года назад +57

    I know the voice actor wasn't Ewan McGregor, but the voice and the accent make his sass better to me 😂

  • @davidsuntner8862
    @davidsuntner8862 2 года назад +82

    Obi Wans biggest troll was to deny Anakin/Vader the closure of striking down his bully after all those years, he just disappeared, laughing at him from the force ghost dimension

    • @ThinWhiteAxe
      @ThinWhiteAxe 2 года назад +35

      Dude literally died trolling his ex-padawan. The dedication.

  • @Da_one_tl
    @Da_one_tl 2 года назад +82

    1:34 this is the type of comedy that drove little orphan Ani to the dark side

  • @anonymousfellow8879
    @anonymousfellow8879 2 года назад +89

    Wait. Did Obi-wan collect a bet from Cody at 7:20 about Ahsoka sneaking onto the mission??

  • @antonioarredondo9680
    @antonioarredondo9680 2 года назад +52

    The Clone Wars summerized in one sentence: "Kenobi!"

  • @atigerclaw
    @atigerclaw 2 года назад +199

    Kenobi: "Satine, turn the machine OFF!"
    Satine: "I'm TRYING!"
    You know, she probably wandered right past a standard industrial EMO button on the way to the ladder up to the main console. I mean, at 2:47, there IS a blinking red button thing in the background on the wall at face height. It would be hilarious if it actually was the star wars version of an EMO button.

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 2 года назад +49

      Idk, Star Wars has never seemed too big on 'Safety' in the workplace. It would be hilarious though.

    • @206Zelda
      @206Zelda 2 года назад +5

      Oh that would be so fitting 🤣

    • @FriggenGrotRock
      @FriggenGrotRock 2 года назад +5

      EMO? What’s that?

    • @atigerclaw
      @atigerclaw 2 года назад +37

      @@FriggenGrotRock
      It's the button that makes you wear dark clothes and eye shad-
      *EM* ergency *O* ff.
      It's a big eff-off huge red button you can smash with your fist that sits within spitting distance of any kind of dangerous industrial equipment. They're required by regulation around anything industrial that could mash you, smash you, and/or skin you alive. Also things that can burn you, shock you, fillet you, or otherwise maim or murder you without a care in the world.
      The most common EMO button you'll see outside of a factory environment is the 'Emergency Fuel Cutoff' button near the pumps at a gas station. That button closes the fuel valve from the underground tanks to ALL the pumps at once.
      Here in this clip, Satine just showed us EXACTLY why EMO buttons exist. If one did exist in that scene, and she knew about it, it would be 'SMACK!' and Kenobi wouldn't be sweating while she tries to figure out a convoluted control interface designed by someone who likes more flashy screen animations than functioning equipment.

    • @snowfall221
      @snowfall221 2 года назад +7

      @@atigerclaw Orrrrrr maybe she was going to hit the button until Obi said "Well it certainly took you long enough!" to which she responded by using the manual controls instead just to put him on edge. I mean, the dialogue afterwards:
      "For a woman sworn to non-violence, you don't seem troubled that I could have been killed back there."
      "But you weren't--And yet I still haven't heard any thanks."
      ^Damn Satine, you really gotta do our boi like dat?

  • @bunhead8158
    @bunhead8158 2 года назад +54

    Anakin’s flying skills are like my driving skills: I didn’t say I could park well

  • @Butterflyes2
    @Butterflyes2 Год назад +17

    Anakin's shipping Obi-Wan and Satine so much at 4:30,you can see it on the smile

  • @Mobius_118
    @Mobius_118 2 года назад +175

    Now I know why they had to kill Satine. If she and Kenobi had a kid, it would've created a sass-singularity.

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 Год назад +7

      Umm
      *corkie has entered the chat*

    • @amberanime
      @amberanime Год назад +1

      @@johngancarcik5682 As of yet this is not confirmed canon right?

    • @johngancarcik5682
      @johngancarcik5682 Год назад

      @@amberanime sadly not it should be

    • @sidequestJil
      @sidequestJil 4 месяца назад

      @@amberanime tbh corkie isn't even satine's child, in canon corkie is her nephew but we all know the two be lying

  • @colecrowe08
    @colecrowe08 2 года назад +36

    4:54 “for all your expertise this is not a very smooth 🇮🇪LANDING 🇮🇪

    • @Credence735
      @Credence735 Год назад +5

      I was looking for this comment lol

  • @creeperking6863
    @creeperking6863 Год назад +9

    I always find it funny because out of the three two of them survived order 66 because how stubborn the third one was

  • @falloutfan6649
    @falloutfan6649 2 года назад +36

    As soon as Obi-Wan picked up the blaster I said “so uncivilized” having no idea that clip would play immediately after I said it 😂

  • @waxerstarwarsexplained550
    @waxerstarwarsexplained550 2 года назад +42

    0:59 underated troll
    1:41 EMOTIONAL DAMAGE
    7:32🤣🤣🤣🤣
    8:55 So much sassyness

  • @jacobshada8989
    @jacobshada8989 Год назад +7

    I like how even though Obi Wan is annoyed that Ahsoka stowed away on their mission, he still kindly welcomed her to the team

  • @lukehrabar8540
    @lukehrabar8540 2 года назад +33

    Yessss we spoke and he listened

  • @pyrowolfcb4086
    @pyrowolfcb4086 2 года назад +34

    3:33 I'm dying. The face she made. XD

  • @202cardline
    @202cardline 2 года назад +27

    I somehow missed out on this show growing up and I'm glad to see people are still revisiting it with their editing skills and sense of humor

  • @FoodBoi
    @FoodBoi 2 года назад +129

    Obi Wan was sassy on the clone wars too bad we didn’t get more clone wars episodes of him, if you want more clone wars episodes of him pls sign the clone wars petition

    • @kreb9721
      @kreb9721 2 года назад

      petitions don't work

    • @FoodBoi
      @FoodBoi 2 года назад +2

      @@kreb9721 but it will show them how much it means to us, if everybody chips in

    • @amybullard6335
      @amybullard6335 11 месяцев назад

      We need this petition

  • @4ndr3c3s4r1n0
    @4ndr3c3s4r1n0 2 года назад +29

    7:00 - Ahsoka: "Hey, master."
    Anakin: "Ok, she gets to live in my eventual revenge".

  • @snapdragon606
    @snapdragon606 2 года назад +26

    I feel like every episode Obi wan is in fits under the title "Obi wan being sassy"

  • @BradyBlasts
    @BradyBlasts 7 месяцев назад +5

    8:10 satine wants to know your loaction is so funny

  • @lukegauci1159
    @lukegauci1159 2 года назад +95

    I’m surprised that this is only 10 min long, considering that Obi-wan is the Master of sassiness 😂
    Unfortunately Anakin would never reach that level before becoming Vader hahaha

    • @maxenswlfr1877
      @maxenswlfr1877 2 года назад +13

      "Do not choke on your aspirations"

    • @EllePhoenixMC
      @EllePhoenixMC 2 года назад +8

      Where do you think Anakin/Vader picked up their sass?

  • @lenn1200
    @lenn1200 2 года назад +25

    At the end of the video and I'm still laughing at Sherlock Kenobi and the mystery of the bad Photoshop skills 😂😂

  • @aleviner07
    @aleviner07 2 года назад +18

    1:21 I see where Leia gets the “attack Obi Wan coming to rescue you” from

  • @TheMobHunter100
    @TheMobHunter100 2 года назад +22

    dude but the one about the british on 6:30 is so true

  • @juanpablouriascruz1411
    @juanpablouriascruz1411 2 года назад +60

    Anakin: "Impressive. Someone Made a video of You being sassy for 9:50 minutes"
    Obi wan: "9:51 actually"

  • @tsarfox3462
    @tsarfox3462 2 года назад +45

    The funny thing is, Obi-Wan probably could have killed Grievous during any of their encounters. I think he just let him get away or retreated just he could roast and troll him later. Then when the war was wrapping up he figured all good things must come to an end.

    • @Elektr0hazard
      @Elektr0hazard Год назад

      Until Dooku’s death, Grievous was just another military piece in the army, so it makes sense Kenobi would just avoid an unnecessary fight

  • @samtydd7514
    @samtydd7514 2 года назад +17

    1:50
    The prison break music bruhh 💀😂

  • @jace6259
    @jace6259 2 года назад +19

    anyone else notice obi-wan's eyes glancing down for a sly moment at 4:23 when him and sabine are having their completely professional staring contest

  • @SuperEdo07
    @SuperEdo07 2 года назад +3

    I wasn't thinking I was going to watch a full 10 minute compilation, but than that editting kicked in. *chef's kiss*.

  • @obiwankenobi7154
    @obiwankenobi7154 2 года назад +27

    That's just me when im not on the high ground

    • @kojinaoftheinvertedeye810
      @kojinaoftheinvertedeye810 2 года назад +1

      Master Kenobi…I’m surprised that you ever left the high ground, don’t tell me Ventress stole it.

  • @mrrobloxgaming3613
    @mrrobloxgaming3613 2 года назад +8

    Ankin: your eyes are fine it's ahsoka hearing that needs help
    Obi one: ...

  • @BenjaminSteber
    @BenjaminSteber Год назад +7

    I like how Obiwan has to control his emotions not just because it is the Jedi way, but also because the more angry he gets, the more Scottish he gets.

  • @Catholic17
    @Catholic17 Год назад +16

    1:29 in my opinion was the funniest moment in all of the clone wars

  • @swinny6365
    @swinny6365 Год назад +4

    I like how he has his youthful vigour and charisma during the clone wars, but eventually loses it durining the events of ROTS. Nice seeing that his character was once humorous and not broken.

  • @zackwilliams1290
    @zackwilliams1290 2 года назад +8

    I love when obi-wan just roast’s Anakin 24/7

  • @blueraccoon1088
    @blueraccoon1088 2 года назад +33

    6:04 LMBO

  • @thepsychoticone615
    @thepsychoticone615 2 года назад +12

    maul: i am sensing a great amount of sass in the force
    also maul: Kenobiiiiiii

  • @mlgmeistros4278
    @mlgmeistros4278 Год назад +3

    I like how perfect Satine was for Obi Wan

  • @thomasfindling4221
    @thomasfindling4221 2 года назад +17

    “I think the nose” 😂

  • @shawnlee8734
    @shawnlee8734 2 года назад +14

    4:36 I thought that this was my screen glitching fr lol

  • @fullmetalquinnp7047
    @fullmetalquinnp7047 2 года назад +11

    Oh my goodness that prison break reference was a surprise to be sure! But a welcome one 😂

  • @Rexofthe501st
    @Rexofthe501st Год назад +5

    7:14 Fives in the background just *on the ground* like, Fives, are you okay?

  • @Lentillen
    @Lentillen 2 года назад +32

    Love this.

  • @haleychen1078
    @haleychen1078 2 года назад +8

    I know... where I get it from now. This was my childhood.

  • @Shmucko68
    @Shmucko68 2 года назад +13

    0:48 is just what happens when you mess up the "Hello there" line.

  • @snapclub8751
    @snapclub8751 2 года назад +19

    Obi-Wan is the Jedi Master of sass.

  • @suiter4897
    @suiter4897 2 года назад +57

    The title "Obi-Wan being Sassy for 9:50"
    Meanwhile the duration of the video: 9:52
    Don't hate me for this.

  • @sawcrab2249
    @sawcrab2249 2 года назад +19

    I started watching Season 2 of prison break yesterday what sorcery is this.

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад

      Sry this already spoils season 3

    • @TheRogueOneYT
      @TheRogueOneYT  2 года назад

      Anyway after s2 its not wort watching... fr

    • @sawcrab2249
      @sawcrab2249 2 года назад

      @@TheRogueOneYT Thanks for saving me time

  • @TammoKorsai
    @TammoKorsai 2 года назад +14

    3:14 No sexual tension there.

  • @206Zelda
    @206Zelda 2 года назад +28

    3:38 Okay, that got me to blurt out a laugh 🤣
    Goddang it, had to go back and edit on account of 7:35 too 🤣🔥

  • @creeper4481
    @creeper4481 2 года назад +15

    0:04 "Wow, what an Asshole"

  • @Vikingr4Jesus5919
    @Vikingr4Jesus5919 2 года назад +7

    Palpatine: "My Death Star will be a weapon of mass destruction."
    Fanbase: "Our Obi-Wan is a weapon of sass destruction."

  • @yinyangyt8749
    @yinyangyt8749 Год назад +3

    Oh my gosh. Obi Wan has always been funny in the Clone Wars. I remember laughing at his jokes a lot when I watched the show

  • @SwtorSateleShanFan
    @SwtorSateleShanFan 2 года назад +5

    The Prison Break edit was amazing! Good job there 😂👍🏻

  • @NetoKruzer
    @NetoKruzer 2 года назад +10

    This man gives the word "Sass" to a Galactic Proporsions...

  • @kyleknight7034
    @kyleknight7034 2 года назад +15

    Obi wan a fucken savage

  • @alice83ruby
    @alice83ruby 8 месяцев назад +2

    TCW episode S1:E11 Dooku Captured is such an underrated episode well also that arc because the banter between Anakin Obi Wan banter is yes.

  • @adi_verm
    @adi_verm 2 года назад +10

    This was a great edit!

  • @jasonreinhart9930
    @jasonreinhart9930 Год назад +1

    “We crashed the ship your way” and “You’re a master, of getting caught” was just TOO far.

  • @romasliv
    @romasliv Год назад +3

    I always look at Kenobi and Grievious as enemy yet they respect each other, they could be friends if Grievious wasnt blinded by hate.

  • @tiarahusna6321
    @tiarahusna6321 Год назад +3

    Satine and obi wan fight like a married couple