7 Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Back for More Evil

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  • @iamthejolson
    @iamthejolson 3 года назад +2733

    Anyone else now want a "7 sensible achievements for boring sensible people" video?

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 3 года назад +1975

    How about the opposite?
    10 wholesome achievements too nice for this brutal world?
    1) In Hades you get an achievement for petting Cerberus 10 times

    • @LAL7887
      @LAL7887 3 года назад +182

      10 games where you could pet a doggie

    • @1Holbytla
      @1Holbytla 3 года назад +24

      Yes! Please! Yes, please. 👋😲

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 3 года назад +11

      Letting him what? Win??

    • @Jessie_Helms
      @Jessie_Helms 3 года назад +25

      @@JachAnen I meant petting.
      Auto correct changes real words to other real words sometimes

    • @butwhataboutdragons7768
      @butwhataboutdragons7768 3 года назад +34

      @@LAL7887 Fallout 4. Ghost of Tsushima lets you pet foxes, surely that counts. It's all I'm coming up with at the moment but yeah surely there are plenty of them.

  • @swj719
    @swj719 3 года назад +987

    How is Andy not aware of Gunfight Rule 2: "don't bring a knife"?

    • @jerbar1280
      @jerbar1280 3 года назад +71

      To be fair, it's not so much a rule as it is really good advice.

    • @Eric-bq8nd
      @Eric-bq8nd 3 года назад +66

      You're free to bring a knife, as long as you follow Rule 1 and ALSO bring your own gun.

    • @Fleur9999
      @Fleur9999 3 года назад +11

      Save the knives for Knifefight Island

    • @sctumminello
      @sctumminello 3 года назад +27

      Common misunderstand. You should bring a knife to a gunfight in addition to your firearm. You never know when you might need to shank somebody between magazines.

    • @gamehunter88
      @gamehunter88 3 года назад +4

      The punisher movie with John Travolta as the bad guy is I think the sole exception

  • @enlongjones2394
    @enlongjones2394 3 года назад +1225

    Nier Automata’s “Wait! Don’t Kill Me!” Achievement.
    If the name wasn’t enough to throw you off, getting the achievement requires you to kill 10 friendly machine lifeforms. They’ll never attack you back, and just beg you to stop.
    Of course, there’s also the option to just buy the achievement from the game’s secret achievement shop. So you can claim that you got it that way.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 года назад +96

      That magnificent bastard of a game sure knows what you're up to.

    • @mnArqal93
      @mnArqal93 3 года назад +134

      For this one, I saved, killed them and then loaded my save back up from before. This was before I knew about the the achievement shop, but I guess it works just as well.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 года назад +50

      @@mnArqal93 You brilliant genius you.

    • @JachAnen
      @JachAnen 3 года назад +66

      @@mnArqal93 Except for the fact that you actually did it. Using saves does not keep your conscience clean

    • @Blaze_Shadowflame
      @Blaze_Shadowflame 3 года назад +38

      I got it by killing some passive carnival robots repeatedly. Not the big group that fights back. I thought I could unlock the beastiary entries without having to deal with the massive group. Never realized those bots were considered friendlies until I got the achievement, and felt kinda bad immediately for trying to take the easy way. It would have hit harder if they didn't respawn though.
      For the record, they don't count. You only get the carnivalbot entries from the ones that fight back at the gate.

  • @rowetheboatrtb8697
    @rowetheboatrtb8697 3 года назад +747

    Don’t try fact checking Andy’s claim that robots don’t have groins on google. The things I can’t unsee

    • @ILikeCHEEZ9
      @ILikeCHEEZ9 3 года назад +94

      we have internet rules for a reason. most are summed up by "if it exists, there's a "________" of it"

    • @rowetheboatrtb8697
      @rowetheboatrtb8697 3 года назад +57

      @@ILikeCHEEZ9 I forgot this cautionary rule and my soul payed for it!

    • @bencoomer2000
      @bencoomer2000 3 года назад +17

      That's just a given for anything honestly...

    • @Kewryn
      @Kewryn 3 года назад +30

      You do realize that about 70% of people that read this comment are now more likely to actually check that, particular, google search out of curiosity? ;>

    • @voidstrider801
      @voidstrider801 3 года назад +8

      @@Kewryn Good.

  • @badluck5647
    @badluck5647 3 года назад +382

    What about Star Wars: The Force Unleashed's "Worst Day-Shift Manager Ever" achievement? You are literally rewarded for having Vader murder his allies.

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco 3 года назад +38

      He does murder them all at the end of the level anyway when he finds the starkiller kid so that's just acting on foreknowledge

    • @RokuHanmar
      @RokuHanmar 3 года назад +27

      I mean, it's Vader. He's well known for killing his men

    • @badluck5647
      @badluck5647 3 года назад +17

      @@RokuHanmar Only when they fail him

    • @insaincaldo
      @insaincaldo 3 года назад +26

      @@badluck5647 Still though, I would not want to take a promotion, as a result of my boss being chocked to death, by his boss.

    • @gavinl1565
      @gavinl1565 3 года назад +11

      It was in a previous list

  • @TJDious
    @TJDious 3 года назад +1421

    Outside Xbox has heart, but achievement in the groin has achievements in the groin.

    • @randomusernameforchris3392
      @randomusernameforchris3392 3 года назад +8

      Good work

    • @DocDrowsy
      @DocDrowsy 3 года назад +18

      I liked the part where they got an achievement for shooting 30 people in the groin

    • @paullatham8486
      @paullatham8486 3 года назад +7

      Careful.... your age is showing 🤣👍

    • @Yasuda9000
      @Yasuda9000 3 года назад +10

      You are referencing a line from the Simpsons when they did a crossover with The Critic.

    • @paullatham8486
      @paullatham8486 3 года назад +4

      @@Yasuda9000 yeah... was a film festival or something I seem to remember

  • @Brandon_Watson
    @Brandon_Watson 3 года назад +458

    My favorite evil achievement is the one in the original division where you had to kill 25 dogs. Was it a real achievement? No. Did I convinced several people to try anyway? Yes.

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 3 года назад +88

      You just won an achievement in the game called the Internet for convincing several people to do something evil in a video game because they’d get an achievement for it.

    • @LAL7887
      @LAL7887 3 года назад +56

      Now that's true evil. Congrats lmao

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 года назад +7

      You crude devil.

    • @shasshybear9222
      @shasshybear9222 3 года назад +25

      I mean, you already play as a villan in that game

    • @justmonifer
      @justmonifer 3 года назад +25

      You MONSTER.

  • @geer8315
    @geer8315 3 года назад +740

    “Do some harm, when you feel like it.” Ah yes, Dr. Gregory House would appreciate the sentiment, Mike.

    • @0ceanicify
      @0ceanicify 3 года назад +17

      Do no lupus?

    • @and-a-bell
      @and-a-bell 3 года назад +19

      @@0ceanicify it's never lupus

    • @scmontgomery
      @scmontgomery 3 года назад +2

      Everybody lies

    • @NutmegBGB
      @NutmegBGB 3 года назад +15

      I swear to God, if House MD was from anyone else's point of view, it would be a goddamn horror anthology that just happened to have a happy(ish) ending. A loose cannon addict of a doctor who doesn't listen to any of his colleagues is a recipe for disaster.

    • @0ceanicify
      @0ceanicify 3 года назад +3

      @@NutmegBGB Imagine having your case solved by Sherlock.

  • @henryrodgers7386
    @henryrodgers7386 3 года назад +335

    "What if that horse was the great-grandfather of Rainbow Dash?!"
    Well, if he WAS her ancestor, you'd think he'd be quick enough to dodge some halfwit swinging a sixgun at his face, yeah?

    • @TheSlamburger
      @TheSlamburger 3 года назад +13

      This is one of the greatest comments I’ve ever seen.

    • @premiumheadpats4150
      @premiumheadpats4150 3 года назад +3

      Is that Tails McCloud?

    • @sallyfoote2035
      @sallyfoote2035 3 года назад +1

      Sweet what if dreams to all of us to see is riding with Jesse Mccree

    • @jacobsale5511
      @jacobsale5511 3 года назад +1

      Lol

  • @ethanrobyn2399
    @ethanrobyn2399 3 года назад +349

    "Represents as much threat as a FRIENDLY balloon"
    So the unfriendly balloons are a real threat,so now we clowns wield even more power than we could have imagined.

    • @songsandsorcery7711
      @songsandsorcery7711 3 года назад +11

      Balloony

    • @wburchell3468
      @wburchell3468 3 года назад +11

      I preemptively pledge my loyalty, great Balloon Emperor.

    • @Agent4077
      @Agent4077 3 года назад +16

      but I shall be safe with my army of monkeys armed with darts

    • @dallydaydream
      @dallydaydream 3 года назад +16

      See my first thought for "unfriendly balloon" was Drifloon.

    • @ramiel7666
      @ramiel7666 3 года назад +2

      Probably meant that pokemon balloon...the one that steals children.....

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 3 года назад +195

    11:26
    There should be a videogame where a character who helps you watches you do something horrible to something adorable, is absolutely shocked and keeps guilt-tripping you about it through the rest of the game, and by the end of the story reveals that they've decided to work with the antagonist to stop you, because even the antagonist is upset by what you did.

    • @jamesbuckingham9072
      @jamesbuckingham9072 3 года назад +24

      Oh, you mean Skyrim?
      To be fair that might be a mod. At this point I wouldn't even recognize vanilla Skyrim.

    • @danielebassano7635
      @danielebassano7635 3 года назад +16

      Spec Ops: the Line maybe

    • @KeithFraser82
      @KeithFraser82 2 года назад +15

      There are Bioware games where characters will leave your party and/or try to kill you if you do something especially heinous, though it's usually something plot-relevant rather than gratuitous puppy-kicking for achievements. For example, Wrex will try to kill you in Mass Effect 3 if you double-cross him, and Leliana will usually turn against you in Dragon Age: Origins if you defile Andraste's Ashes.

    • @jenna2720
      @jenna2720 Год назад +6

      Wasn't there a thing in Skyrim about that? Or was it a mod? It might've been a mod. What even is OG!Skyrim anymore?

    • @Bazerk101
      @Bazerk101 Год назад +3

      If we’re talking about yeeting that Grunt off a cliff in Halo 5 or the hookers in grand theft auto. Their lives were already ruined

  • @robstuart8474
    @robstuart8474 3 года назад +484

    Given Egbert's increasingly rocky relationship with atonement, I'm not sure Mike gets to decide what is and isn't an evil achievement anymore.

    • @NivMizzet89
      @NivMizzet89 3 года назад +21

      This is just an elaborate scam. Once people admit that doing evil deeds for the achievements is fine, Egbert can claim he was just going for the achievements too.

    • @aardbei54
      @aardbei54 3 года назад +12

      @@NivMizzet89 Your eminence, I simply did it for the vine

    • @BaWitda
      @BaWitda 3 года назад +6

      Egbert is atoning, principally, for his previous attempts at atonement.

  • @Ripto
    @Ripto 3 года назад +61

    "Hanging out with your friends."
    That killed me

  • @ABabyTortoise
    @ABabyTortoise 3 года назад +146

    During the boss joke segment….it occurs to me that I just assumed Andy, Jane, and Mike are all like co-owners of the channel

    • @Madriel
      @Madriel 3 года назад +58

      They are on paper but Jane runs that ship. Mike and Andy torment each other for her favor.

    • @shasshybear9222
      @shasshybear9222 3 года назад +35

      I was expecting Overlord Jane to make a sound when Andy mistakenly thought he wanted to get out of the chair

    • @Chris_Sizemore
      @Chris_Sizemore 3 года назад +9

      Strangely I believe Bud Fenster somehow managed to secure ownership of the channel.

    • @mpbMKE
      @mpbMKE 3 года назад +15

      Why do you think they always ask us to subscribe to notifications? Once they collect enough bells they can buy out the show from Tom Nook.

  • @annana6098
    @annana6098 3 года назад +191

    That generic PA voice from Two Point Hospital always gets me. "There's a fire. There shouldn't be a fire."

    • @benhughes803
      @benhughes803 3 года назад +30

      Very red dwarf “There’s a emergency. There’s an emergency going on. It’s still going on. There’s still an emergency.” In Holly’s monotone

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 3 года назад +17

      In first responder class, I was taught that when I have to start an evacuation, I have to call it "technical difficulties". Because fire is a "technical difficulty".

    • @thomaslane1547
      @thomaslane1547 3 года назад +11

      It **is** difficult, technically...

  • @gemhunter498
    @gemhunter498 3 года назад +202

    Maybe Dob learned shatter so he could get that groin-shattering gamer score.

    • @yugoprowers
      @yugoprowers 3 года назад +4

      I think Dob has a very high score already with things like "Orphan Slayer"

  • @coffeeaddict9605
    @coffeeaddict9605 3 года назад +67

    16:57
    I like to think the laughter you hear before it gets cut off at Andys "They're just flowers!" means that it was was unscripted and Andy was simply expressing his outrage at the cost of bouquets.

  • @efficientsea
    @efficientsea 3 года назад +50

    Never thought I'd hear Mike speak so kindly about horses when they're so clearly inferior to cars

    • @thecommonman9524
      @thecommonman9524 3 года назад +1

      Especially when you consider his RDR horse.

    • @tomread8748
      @tomread8748 3 года назад +1

      They have horsepower.

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 3 года назад +2

      You cant be friends with a car.

    • @bjchit
      @bjchit 2 года назад

      @@Svoorhout85 KITT says otherwise.

  • @RoboSparkle
    @RoboSparkle 3 года назад +83

    3:16 Actually this counts as any% Bad Ending. See also the NES Die Hard any% Bad Ending speedrun in which Bruce Willis launches himself out of the nearest window as soon as the game starts. It's... very silly and enjoyable.

  • @skootdiggity1301
    @skootdiggity1301 3 года назад +35

    A.k.a Rob from Playstation Access

  • @kendoyle
    @kendoyle 3 года назад +87

    Robots don't have groins? Kryten and his vacuum cleaner would like to object.

    • @jerbar1280
      @jerbar1280 3 года назад +8

      I wonder how many people will get this...

    • @ZeroCrystal
      @ZeroCrystal 3 года назад +7

      Get that thing away from my food!

    • @philipcollier4883
      @philipcollier4883 3 года назад +10

      It's a groinal attatchment. It can also stir tea, though very few takers in that feature...

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 3 года назад +4

      I've also seen a few Terminator models that strongly suggest otherwise too...

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 3 года назад +5

      And Data is, of course, fully functional and anatomically correct.

  • @loweydude220
    @loweydude220 3 года назад +76

    Has it really been 8 years since the original evil achievements for heartless bastards video? Wow, time really flies when the weeks are being counted down by lists of 7 random criteria in videogames

  • @livingcorpse5664
    @livingcorpse5664 3 года назад +96

    "Your actions have changed the world"
    I know they had to shorten the scene for time but man the speech Lucas gives after that line is epic and I wish they kept it in.

  • @kattaylor2919
    @kattaylor2919 3 года назад +132

    “SHES REAL TO ME” has me ROLLING

    • @crispycrunch9971
      @crispycrunch9971 3 года назад

      LMAO same!! XD

    • @KalijahAnderson
      @KalijahAnderson 3 года назад

      Yup, same here.

    • @hamburgerdog25
      @hamburgerdog25 3 года назад +3

      Where the hell did you get that emoji

    • @Sekironprime
      @Sekironprime 2 года назад

      @Wild Pixel good lord. If this is the average price, probably good I've not gotten any

  • @ThroneBeck
    @ThroneBeck 3 года назад +16

    That hitman 2 achievement makes it seem like agent 47 was left at the altar.

  • @3reddytop
    @3reddytop 3 года назад +37

    Slime rancher: You...Monster! Send an adorable chick to a fiery end, the same place you're now destined to go

    • @PurgingLight69
      @PurgingLight69 3 года назад +1

      I believe that was in their first Heartless video.

    • @neowolfKai
      @neowolfKai 2 года назад

      I got that one.

  • @briancorvello3620
    @briancorvello3620 3 года назад +69

    5:15 You forgot to mention, if Henry helps them get back on their feet, settle their debts and seek honest employment opportunities, they decide that they're too good for such things and go back to crime, leading to the aforementioned quarry theft. They aren't the best friends to have...

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 3 года назад +18

      Yeah...the game really had a weird tone about them. It didn't help that one of the middle quests in the line was super open-ended and tended to break back at ship. I remember not throwing manure at the house in my first run, though, and the game making me feel bad about it...only to find out that yes, in fact, those two are generally bad people.

    • @hebl47
      @hebl47 3 года назад +13

      I agreed to help them, then just before it was time to attack the quarry, I beat them both senseless. While the game didn't recognise my creative problem solving, they did miss the opportunity for theft and now they are just waiting on that hill like the two idiots they are until the end of time. A fitting end, I think. I really hate those two.

    • @Svoorhout85
      @Svoorhout85 3 года назад +5

      I decided that Sir Divish is a better friend than they are.
      But you do get an achievement for letting them live in Pribislavitz in the from the ashes DLC. Where you also get to confront them with their BS and finally get them to behave.

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 3 года назад +1

      @@Svoorhout85 There's an achievement for that..shit and I keep getting them hung..Mostly because I feel bad for banging Lady Stephanie.

    • @combinecommando001
      @combinecommando001 3 года назад +2

      "no good deed goes unpunished" Some people just can't be helped. In those cases, you either just don't get involved and let their actions catch up to them or much like the achievement, you can simply accelerate the inevitable.

  • @anarky1765
    @anarky1765 3 года назад +125

    Hey, OX! I don’t know if you’ll even see this, but since spooky season is coming up, and you guys love talking about Vampire: The Masquerade, I have a list idea: 7 Unsexiest Vampires That Would Blow The Masquerade In A Heartbeat. First spot has to go to the Crimson Court from Darkest Dungeon.

    • @JT_Lich
      @JT_Lich 3 года назад +1

      Nosferatu from VtM:B, but that goes without saying

    • @anarky1765
      @anarky1765 3 года назад +1

      @@JT_Lich Well of course, that one’s a given. I just wanted to provide an example they may not have heard of.

    • @Madriel
      @Madriel 3 года назад +1

      The Countess is sexy... when she's got her face on.

    • @JT_Lich
      @JT_Lich 3 года назад +1

      @@anarky1765 how 'bout Vorador from Legacy of Kain?

    • @anarky1765
      @anarky1765 3 года назад +1

      @@JT_Lich Yeah, a lot of the vampires in the Kain series could never pass as human

  • @Clasteau
    @Clasteau 2 года назад +9

    The Judas achievement should have given 30 points. Just sayin', to be accurate to the name...

  • @katfromthekong414
    @katfromthekong414 3 года назад +27

    "What would Hippocrates say? ...something in ionic greek probably and it wouldn't be kind." 😂

    • @shasshybear9222
      @shasshybear9222 3 года назад +5

      Ionic Greek sounds like the secret weapon in Splinter Cell or CoD

    • @katfromthekong414
      @katfromthekong414 3 года назад

      @@shasshybear9222 it's the IG-BS14, famed for it's precision and ability to instantly atomise any trace of adulting *pew pew*

  • @jessicastrike5640
    @jessicastrike5640 3 года назад +33

    Destroy all humans has loads of great ones! Destroy a human by feeding them to a shark, next to a sign warning about sharks... destroy multiple humans with a human made explosive... destroy a human with another human... destroy a human by throwing them up in the air and juggling them... they’re honestly loads of fun, wait does that make me evil?? No I’m sure it’s just that I like the Gamerscore

    • @erickpoorbaugh6728
      @erickpoorbaugh6728 3 года назад +7

      Does it really count as an evil achievement if the whole game is about being evil, though?

  • @justforkicks5112
    @justforkicks5112 3 года назад +111

    Jane is always given these achievements the second they’re made out of respect for the most evil of queens

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 года назад +6

      they were made for her.

    • @caelreth
      @caelreth 3 года назад +7

      @@loki2655 I thought we were supposed to not talk about those?

    • @justforkicks5112
      @justforkicks5112 3 года назад +8

      @@loki2655 Guys we better stop talking about Jane's Fight Club you remember what happened to the last group that talked....

    • @MiketheMadness
      @MiketheMadness 3 года назад

      I’m not into bdsm, but I’d totally submit to Jane as my doninatrix

  • @OhNoTheFace
    @OhNoTheFace 3 года назад +25

    What is funny is after the betrayal in Mordor, you can mind control them again, and even possibly demote/embarrass them for the betrayal D:

    • @aardbei54
      @aardbei54 3 года назад +5

      Bruh YOU betrayed THEM, not the other way around. You're punishing your faithful allies for something you did yourself

    • @Feasco
      @Feasco 3 года назад +13

      @@aardbei54 the point is a betrayal did occur and someone is being punished and isn't that all that matters

    • @blueeyestuber8673
      @blueeyestuber8673 3 года назад +4

      @@Feasco my favourite punishment is to send them to a pit fight they will lose resurrect them and then send them into the pit fights again rinse and repeat

  • @burrito4332
    @burrito4332 3 года назад +26

    Andy: I used to have a boss who made me sit at a desk and make videos. Now I own a horse and put a hit on my mansion servants for taking 10 minute breaks.

  • @matwetton
    @matwetton 3 года назад +26

    overlord 2 seal slaughter achievment, for 20 gamer score kill 100 baby seals.

    • @bhull242
      @bhull242 3 года назад +3

      I think that was in a previous list of evil achievements on this channel.

  • @ClausCorbett
    @ClausCorbett 3 года назад +36

    "Trouser secrets" is my new favorite euphemism.

    • @karmaday8467
      @karmaday8467 3 года назад +3

      'Specially if preceded by the adjective "precious".

    • @ClausCorbett
      @ClausCorbett 3 года назад +3

      @@karmaday8467 yes, we all love some precious trouser secrets.

  • @claretravels783
    @claretravels783 3 года назад +25

    'Tolkien-'em-up' is really my favourite genre

  • @Amaranthyne
    @Amaranthyne 3 года назад +65

    Andy: Rainbow dash isn’t real
    Mike: She’s real to me!
    Me: 🤣

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 года назад +3

      I'm more of a Twilight Sparkle person, since I'm a bookworm and a fan of flying and teleportation magic.

    • @Amaranthyne
      @Amaranthyne 3 года назад +2

      @@michaelandreipalon359 I’m a bit of a bookworm too, but she is kind of uptight. I still like her, but I prefer Rainbow Dash and Fluttershy.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 года назад

      @@Amaranthyne Yeah, uptight and a bit psychotic, but then again, what did you expect from a talented witch.
      I do have a younger cousin who likes RD, all while she has a soft spot for Fluttershy.

    • @Amaranthyne
      @Amaranthyne 3 года назад +2

      @@michaelandreipalon359 It’s hard not to have a soft spot for fluttershy.

    • @michaelandreipalon359
      @michaelandreipalon359 3 года назад +1

      @@Amaranthyne True.

  • @frodobaggins7710
    @frodobaggins7710 3 года назад +43

    Somehow I went through all of the Outer Worlds without knowing there was an achievement for crotch shooting. Guess I'd better rectify that

    • @seanmclay7571
      @seanmclay7571 3 года назад +2

      I am reinstalling it to recify my mistake lol

    • @calebpaulus3438
      @calebpaulus3438 3 года назад +2

      On the opposite side of things, I got the trophy without knowing it existed

  • @SuperDarklord101
    @SuperDarklord101 3 года назад +32

    "Rainbow Dash isn't real."
    SHE'S REAL IN OUR HEARTS

    • @Pr1malWereHouse
      @Pr1malWereHouse 3 года назад +3

      They kinda did have to “Pony Up” a token reference for the bronies that watch and laugh with these videos… ;) /)

    • @someone-pz4dg
      @someone-pz4dg 3 года назад +2

      Wtf

    • @evilparadigm
      @evilparadigm 3 года назад

      @@Pr1malWereHouse Mhmm...

  • @gaymer816
    @gaymer816 3 года назад +14

    There's a couple others in Shadow of War that would fit this. I can't remember their names, but one of them has you sending a follower to kill another follower, and the other has you sending a follower to kill his blood-brother

  • @TheDeadlyMoogle
    @TheDeadlyMoogle 3 года назад +8

    Slime Ranchers terribly appropriately named "You... Monster" achievement. Take an adorable baby chickadoo to the incinerator and... proceed to upset all your slimes.

    • @Shadowshot93
      @Shadowshot93 3 года назад +1

      I was a little surprised it wasn't on the list

    • @BJGvideos
      @BJGvideos 3 года назад +1

      That upsets the slimes? My slimes keep trying to eat my chickens.

    • @TheDeadlyMoogle
      @TheDeadlyMoogle 3 года назад

      @@BJGvideos they eat the adults, but apparently don't like the babies being burned to death

  • @SpoopySquid
    @SpoopySquid 3 года назад +13

    "Rainbow Dash isn't real..."
    "She's real to me!"

  • @generalerica4123
    @generalerica4123 2 года назад +9

    Speaking of Kingdom Come, when I first played it, I thought getting imprisoned in the Prologue was actually how I should progress, I was ready to break out amidst the chaos of the attacking army, and then I was - for one of the few times in my gamer life - genuinely startled when dear Henry burned to death.

  • @BlackReshiram
    @BlackReshiram 3 года назад +4

    the pufferbird achievement actually horrified me, thank you

  • @silvercandra4275
    @silvercandra4275 3 года назад +12

    "Like lambs to the slaughter..." is an achievement you can get for bringing a party of 4 level 0 heroes to the Darkest Dungeon in the game of the same name.
    Even if you retreat immediatly, at least one of them will always die.

  • @TimChuma
    @TimChuma 3 года назад +14

    I remember seeing people during Let's plays for Shadow of War getting the weediest orc they could find and pushing them up through the ranks of the other ones. Was a fun mechanic.

  • @karmapotato5048
    @karmapotato5048 3 года назад +64

    "It's right there in the Bible. But don't check"
    That's instant shade and I'm here for it

  • @thelastwitcher840
    @thelastwitcher840 3 года назад +5

    Rainbow Dash isn't real, thanks outsidexbox now this day is the worst. At least Applejacks is real I definitely couldn't handle knowing that she wasn't.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 года назад

      she's not and even if she was she would hate you *achievment noise: unlocked be a jerk to a rando online*

  • @NimbleTack
    @NimbleTack 3 года назад +17

    Meanwhile, in a parallel evil universe, Andy with Eyeliner is grumpily presenting "7 Lovely Achievements for Nice People Being Nice".

  • @TransmitHim
    @TransmitHim 3 года назад +12

    Sonic statues in Two Point Hospital. They're just as glorious as Jane promised.

  • @topkapi9351
    @topkapi9351 3 года назад +17

    Shoutout to Mike for wearing a shirt of my favorite unknown N64 series - Snowboard Kids. What great games!

    • @psbox362
      @psbox362 3 года назад +2

      I would love for that franchise to make a return. Never had a chance to buy those games, but I remember renting Snowboard Kids 2 more times than I care to count.

  • @thornwall6303
    @thornwall6303 3 года назад +24

    I have an Oxventure Fan Theory: In Spell Check, it's said that Liliana kidnaps magic users to sap their magic, and take the organs of non magic users. The reason Egbert lost his kidney is because he never uses his spells, so he was deemed non-magical

  • @mujariwa3696
    @mujariwa3696 3 года назад +22

    Savage Planet plays no games. It also has another achievement where you're required to slap every creature on the planet. Some are easier to slap than others.

  • @Leto85
    @Leto85 3 года назад +3

    Now I'm curious to see if Outsidexbox can make a sensible achievement list interesting to watch.

  • @Marik745
    @Marik745 3 года назад +15

    Just imagine going bankrupt because you broke your back slipping on crap at the Sonic hospital.

  • @valekvortighul5750
    @valekvortighul5750 3 года назад +9

    Missing ‘Worst Day Shift Manager Ever’ achievement from Force Unleashed! How much more heartless is it to just randomly kill stormtroopers as Vader?

  • @ewanmartel9797
    @ewanmartel9797 3 года назад +22

    "Oh what a terrible thing I've done" - Corazon, presumably after getting an evil achievement

  • @bigmclargehuge8219
    @bigmclargehuge8219 3 года назад +7

    I would argue that the "That's all people really want to do..." achievement is worse than "Little Shop of Horrors." Kicking the pufferfish into the blenders is horrible, BUT it also helps unlock secrets and new paths, so there's actually a reason to do it beyond merely cruelty.
    However, for "That's all people really want to do..." achievement you have to commit a wanton act of senseless violence by kicking 10 pufferbirds in less than 45 seconds. This does you no good, and you'll never find yourself in a situation where that actually helps at all. So you have to go out of your way to find or lure a large enough group of them together in order to get the achievement. At that point you're just punting them for the fun of it, which I would argue is worse than something that's more violent, but at least has some benefit to it.

  • @yatespmx
    @yatespmx 3 года назад +2

    They still make some of the best jokes. "Good thing I don't want to leave now"

  • @BouncingTribbles
    @BouncingTribbles 3 года назад +10

    For number 3 you missed the eventual end game of breaking your minions. If you keep abusing the same boss you can eventually turn him into a gibbering mad thing

  • @Ajc-ni3xn
    @Ajc-ni3xn 3 года назад +5

    2:15 I was fully expecting it to say “there are 5 damage types, physical, plasma, corrosion, shock, and groin”

  • @kendoyle
    @kendoyle 3 года назад +13

    Put a Nespresso machine in the break room but no pods. Another way to get the bad boss achievement.

    • @BoulderingBear
      @BoulderingBear 3 года назад +5

      I think several of the LOTR big battles would have gone differently if the Orcs had been Caffeinated to the eyeballs.

  • @babserella2778
    @babserella2778 3 года назад +11

    You can't go back to Pompeii on the day BEFORE the volcano blew, silly! That'll cause a Nexus Event!

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 3 года назад

      Yeah... just watch an show with a time travel element

    • @aardbei54
      @aardbei54 3 года назад

      Not only that, you'd probably be responsible for the extinction of the Pyroviles, too

  • @seeleyboothfan2
    @seeleyboothfan2 3 года назад +7

    Wait, so in the oxbox meta, Mike is Andy's boss?

    • @shasshybear9222
      @shasshybear9222 3 года назад +7

      Jane takes turns telling them who is in charge of the other to keep them distracted while she does her "evil" science

  • @ipraytovodka
    @ipraytovodka 3 года назад +2

    prison made out of solid rock with a window with iron bars (ventilation) in it and the only thing flamable is a door (and maybe a pile of straw on the opposite end to sleep on) -> burnt alive in a jail cell...who tf designed that sequence....

  • @littlefurnace
    @littlefurnace 3 года назад +4

    "Precious trouser secrets" DIBS NEW BAND NAME

  • @Viviantoga
    @Viviantoga 3 года назад +1

    Man, my perception of Shadow of War was way off, I didn't realize I was playing as the Ranged Italian.

  • @a.r.bonner505
    @a.r.bonner505 3 года назад +13

    I’m pretty sure a second rule for gunfights is “don’t bring a knife.”

    • @MinorZero
      @MinorZero 3 года назад +5

      More of a suggestion really

    • @dominichoughton8119
      @dominichoughton8119 3 года назад

      How about a gun that shoots knives?

    • @robertagu5533
      @robertagu5533 3 года назад

      What if your knife... is ALSO a gun

    • @vi9052
      @vi9052 3 года назад

      3rd rule: fight

  • @GrndAdmiralThrawn
    @GrndAdmiralThrawn 2 года назад +1

    I think in a previous video they covered the achievement also called “Party Pooper” from Batman: Arkham Asylum, where you have to beat up all the thugs attending the party Joker throws for you, even though they aren’t hostile in that scene.

  • @battlemageazulio1019
    @battlemageazulio1019 2 года назад +3

    "Like Lambs to the Slaughter" from Darkest Dungeon.
    Basically, start a run through the utterly BRUTAL eponymous dungeon with 4 Resolve-Level 0 characters(i.e. fresh off the stagecoach). They even beg you not to make them go!

  • @MsMeteorShower
    @MsMeteorShower 3 года назад +7

    Detroit: Become Human's "I'll Be Back" trophy felt awful to get-you have to get Connor killed at least eight times in one continuous playthrough.

    • @GrndAdmiralThrawn
      @GrndAdmiralThrawn 2 года назад +1

      I platinum-ed the game and that was the last achievement I had to get. I beat the game enough times that I was ok with playing it super badly.

  • @KouriRyu
    @KouriRyu 3 года назад +5

    Honestly one of the achievements I felt the worst getting was the one in Divinity: Original Sin 2 where you avoid (or outright murder) all 7 people who can expand your source point pool so at the end of Act 2 Malady sacrifices her life to progress you further in the story.

    • @janisir4529
      @janisir4529 2 года назад

      Apparently that's the only way you can beat the game with no damage taken, since the source ritual requires you to cut yourself

  • @heather82
    @heather82 3 года назад

    Why is this channel so fucking good? I play these videos on my TV and try to get my siblings to watch. I love this channel so much and I can't even explain it

  • @ErzengelDesLichtes
    @ErzengelDesLichtes 3 года назад +5

    “It says it right there in the bible. But don’t check.”
    Damn, you’re a christian evangelical?

  • @temp3608
    @temp3608 3 года назад +1

    worst part about the first one is that they made a separate hitbox for the groin to make that possible

  • @ryussjgod7148
    @ryussjgod7148 3 года назад +15

    These videos never fail to make me laugh and smile.

  • @djomega8462
    @djomega8462 3 года назад +2

    That last one was so unnecessarily ridiculous. But imagine being at that wedding...
    Destroyed the wedding piece by piece, leaving everybody confused, before the bride's father gets flung, head-first, into the pool.

  • @editedcopycat9939
    @editedcopycat9939 3 года назад +8

    Andy:*gets an espresso machine for his uruks to show how a nice boss his is*
    Me:is that wise? They are already hyperactive as it is, I’m worried of how the caffeine will effect them… 😬

    • @editedcopycat9939
      @editedcopycat9939 3 года назад

      With that said, throw a feast for them instead, just make sure that the food and drinks isn’t poisoned by Jane’s spy/assassin uruks when you aren’t looking… 👀

  • @kharnthebetrayer8251
    @kharnthebetrayer8251 3 года назад +1

    Fun thing with Shadow of War.
    If you grab and shank them. Betrayal never triggers. They just shake you off, then you can grab them and return to shanking.... Don't ask why I know this

    • @ka-mai
      @ka-mai 3 года назад +1

      Username makes sense...

  • @itaydadush3600
    @itaydadush3600 3 года назад +3

    I'm just happy there is no "Don't save Solaire" achievement in Dark Souls

  • @rickhealey4231
    @rickhealey4231 3 года назад +2

    I know it was for level mastery and not an achievement, but given that it was a score related to video gaming (and said score did get me the achievement for level mastery for Hokkaido), the (Not) Malpractice accomplishment in Hitman (2016) hit me hard after I did it. Alright, I got Soders, and Dr. Laurent just got revenge for his father... and then I followed him afterwards, when he just slumped over the balcony, aware that he just violated his Hippocratic Oath and possibly just flushed his entire career down the toilet. Was it worth it, 47?

  • @Monedz
    @Monedz 3 года назад +7

    Warm greetings, from The Philippines! Another great content from you, lads! Game lists like this what made me subscribe to you and to your sister channel, Outside Xtra! Love the humor that you lads put on each content uploaded. Great entertainment value! So fun to watch that even non-gamers can have fun and relate to!

  • @toratio8547
    @toratio8547 3 года назад +2

    Agent 47 shows that if you love your job you'll never have to work a day in your life

  • @garrettsmith8562
    @garrettsmith8562 3 года назад +4

    Hm. Interesting. This implies Mike is the "boss" of Oxbox. I always imagined it as Andy, but I think that's just because Corazon always takes charge.

    • @mms16
      @mms16 3 года назад

      I think his boss is Simon Maxwell

    • @aimeeg4809
      @aimeeg4809 3 года назад +5

      I always thought Jane was the boss. And she uses the secret basement under the sofa as a threat to keep the rest of them in line.

  • @Leto85
    @Leto85 3 года назад +1

    11:50 I don't think I could do that. I know it's just a game, but that animal didn't even die immediately.

  • @the_modern_alchemist
    @the_modern_alchemist 3 года назад +3

    I’ve been waiting for this moment…time to perpetuate more evil for sweet sweet gamer score.

  • @IkeFanBoy64
    @IkeFanBoy64 2 года назад +1

    That Two-Point Hospital achievement I 100% got on accident when my MEGA Scanner caught fire (I wasn't paying attention to the health of it). Also, it's not that hard to do accidentally as I've had a nurse immediately go back to using a Fluid Accelerator after a janitor put it out (and refusing to repair it even though he was both assigned to it and I placed him in the room). Yeah,. the AI can be clunky at times.

  • @Jonathon_Hennessey
    @Jonathon_Hennessey 3 года назад +4

    Earning an achievement and gamer score or maintaining the moral high ground decisions decisions.

    • @user-bn7yy9uh3b
      @user-bn7yy9uh3b 3 года назад

      Achievement. No question. If you don't have the achievement, is it because you took the moral high ground knowing what the achievement entailed or is it because you're weak and didn't want to 100% the game?

  • @ekardmada6244
    @ekardmada6244 2 года назад

    Me: It's offical, Mike's a Pegasister.
    You: Um? Isn't a guy called a "Brony"?
    Me: Timeline altering and such.
    You: I guess Larry's a Pegasister then...
    Me: Who? Oh... someone altered the timeline again, didn't they?
    Larry: That was seven evil achievements from OutsidePlayBox.

  • @snorpenbass4196
    @snorpenbass4196 3 года назад +3

    I dunno, the 2.0 Hospital thing looks to be standard practice for US Healthcare?

  • @cliftongardner4367
    @cliftongardner4367 3 года назад +2

    Joke's on you. I've been dropping the baby penguin off the edge of Cool, Cool Mountain during every play-through of Super Mario 64 since I was 12 with zero achievement to show for it.

  • @SabrinaRina
    @SabrinaRina 3 года назад +3

    This is why my achievements are so lacking. Ever since Zelda I figured we do not assault creatures... now we get rewarded. Darkest timeline indeed.

  • @JoshTBM
    @JoshTBM 3 года назад +2

    By the thumbnail im guessing its the "blood brother vs blood brother in a pitfight" for shadow of War let's see if I'm right

  • @bryanr1400
    @bryanr1400 3 года назад +3

    Day two of asking for more Gravity Rip. I just ran a game for my 5yr old sister and mother😌

  • @anna-flora999
    @anna-flora999 3 года назад +1

    Always a highlight to find mlp references in videos that aren't specifically about mlp

  • @judge_dreddpool7593
    @judge_dreddpool7593 3 года назад +4

    Can't wait for the 4th entry.

  • @demonman905
    @demonman905 3 года назад +2

    "Rainbow Dash is real to me!"
    ~Mike Channell, 2021

  • @threefirstnames4187
    @threefirstnames4187 3 года назад +2

    "precious trouser secrets" yep using that from here on out haha.