“For a start, you’re always vandalising her pots, killing her daughters, and, worse of all, not letting her kill you and drink your blood.” Well, one of those is not like the others…
The only rules that matter are these: What a man can do, and what a man can't do. Like you, can either accept that your father was a good man AND a pirate or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy. And you'll have to square with that someday.
2) The Bard's Tale: Remastered and Resnarkled, if you talk to the dog at the beginning of the game and youre nice to it, not only do you get a free companion for the whole game who is loyal and will bring you stuff, youll also get the Dog Whisperer achievement
And I wouldn't exactly call it a jerk move, given the circimstances I mean it may be more honorable than the dialogue options you get Remember it's an interrogation, so imo you'd be showing the most backbone this way
Jedi Fallen Order has a second one: Cal Got Your Tongue? Where you cut off an Oggdo's tongue. In order to do it you have to slow time and aim specifically at the oggdo's tongue. When you start going out of your way to mutilate an enemy mid-fight, that gets into Jerk territory
Saints Row 3 has one of the in-game challenges being to kill 25 enemies with nut shots. Do that and you get some cash and xp. Do all the challenges and you get one achievement. No time dilation here.
Blasphemous has an achievement that works this way: "Crossed Paths" You help a pilgrim named Redento to make his march for a while, then leave him in front of the cathedral. Then you leave him there and progress the game until you find Cleofás, and have him suicide by jumping off said cathedrals rooftops. Not only you kill a man, you kill a man and have another man see it with grief.
@@base21 yes, Miriam, she is a cross-over, and she is basicaly just an anime girl with an anime over the top sword with a weird out of place quest. Don't know who thought of this
Sea of Thieves Pirate, apparently: "for you, the day I got pissed and chundered all over you was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday"
Deus Ex Human Revolution - Achievement: Sentimental Value. After the attack and accident/surgery you didn't ask for, you are asked to find out what the police's murder investigation of Megan Reed had uncovered, by her grief stricken mother. You steal all the evidence from the police which included a family heirloom belonging to Megan. You are at the end of the mission given the opportunity to return the heirloom back to her only living family member, her greiving Mother. Or you can ignore her tears, and keep it for yourself as a haunting reminder that your ex-girlfriend died cause your the worse security chief in the world !!!
@@MysteriousJojo is it bad that doing that made me laugh like a madman? I mean, I suppose in the real world I wouldn't do that... I think, anyway... But in a video game? Being the bad guy is always fun.
@@michellewilt4479 And there was probably also a moment you think "How much is this bracelet worth, could I buy a Praxis Kit with this?" ...only to find its just a quest item inventory and not sellable, well better go back to robbing every office in the company for loot, worse ex-cop security chief ever.
Darkest Dungeon has a lot of jerk achievements. Having a hero die, having a whole adventurer party die, having one of your heroes killed by maggots, by bosses... but the worst must be "Like Lamb To The Slaughter" Picking 4 poor level 0 dudes and have them die in the Darkest Dungeon, the worst place in the game, and the one where you are most likely to feed the final boss by having people die in there.
I did this once for the achievement by accident. I saw that the final dungeon was open from the beginning so I was like "Well clearly this game has some sort of dynamic difficulty on the final dung-why is the first encounter literally eating my entire party's faces off?" Then the achievement popped and I felt rather foolish.
@@kyuubinaruto17 well, of course you can get them while not actually going for it (then again, it's hard to have a hero starve, or get killed by worms, without actually trying). But of course, you definitively get them by being a total jerk.
As a fellow Yakuza fan, I'm shocked Andy didn't include Careless Dragon or Kamurocho Stampede King. Go out of your way to make 100 pedestrians eat the pavement.
I was thinking of the "Rotisserie" trophy from Rise of the Tomb Raider which requires you to chuck a chicken in the air and shoot it with a fire arrow. Overkill much?
I can think of a game that is slightly worse. "Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood" the achievement is called Arkansas Fried Rooster. Basically you have to kill 10 chickens with dynamite.
I have been watching y’all for years, and every time I heard that piano 🎹 bit at the beginning of the video I like to believe there a guy with unkempt hair in a 🤵♂️tuxedos play it every time when y'all make a new video, instead of it being a recording
Yeah putting a hogtied woman on some train tracks and then wait for the train. The only time that won't be jerkish is if the woman was a terrible human being (and I'm saying Cersei Lannister terrible).
Achievement: "Worst Day-Shift Manager Ever", Star Wars: Force Unleashed. Kill 12 Stormtroopers as Vader during the Prologue Surprised that wasn't number one on this list, but then again, there's a lot. lol EDIT: Okay, so I see it at least got mentioned in an off-handed way, in the first entry. Carry on. lol
The only way to get the achievement "Still Hungry" in terraria is to defeat the wall of flesh after having thrown a guide voodoo doll into lava, killing the guide as you do so. You know you kill him, because the game gives you a message about your guide friend dying.
Seeing "Got Something On Your Face" show up as a title card immediately made me think of asdfmovie. "There is something on your face!" **PUNCH** *"IT WAS PAIN!!"*
Oxcumincated: -10g: Turned the entire Ox community and the Ox crew against you by specifically targeting Ellen with a special golf shot in a Mario Golf tournament.
Are we still a jerk if we got one of these by accident? Because I pinged Like A Rhino In A China Shop on my first playthrough before I’d even looked at the trophy list. I was just trying to steer him away from the shoppers.
Sniper Elite 3 has "Charlie's Challenge" and Sniper Elite 4 has "The Nutcracker - Sweet!", both of which involve putting a bullet through an enemy's...jewels. That's a real di...jerk move.
The achievement “Neglect” from Hollow Knight. You get it for leaving the character Zote to die at the hands (mandibles?) of the Vengefly King. Yeah, I know he’s kinda annoying, but just letting him die is cruel.
@@kyuubinaruto17 Bretta was a thot, the moment a more handsome dude appears she just changes all her fangirl stuff in a whim, when she had time to build a statue in her basement? Wait, did she mistook us for Zote?!
Webster’s also defines ‘achievement’ as ‘a great or heroic deed’ So a ‘Jerk Achievement’ cancels out and I don’t even have to feel bad about any reckless destruction or goose induced terror I may have caused
Hitman 2 - Achievement: Dundee You run around a sun-filled care-free tropical island and start popping all the crocodile shaped inflatible pool beds, just so you can have the only surviving one on the island to yourself.
Fallout 2. There's a group of children in The Den who pickpocket you. To stop them, you can empty your inventory of everything except dynamite or C4, set a long timer, and just go stand around in their section of the map. They will pickpocket you, and they will not disarm the bomb.
In Kingdom Come Deliverance you can get the achievement 'Judas'.... you can betray your friends after agreeing to help commit a crime, but instead turn them in and keep the loot for yourself.
JWE also features an achievement for picturing a herbivorous dinosaur attack them. Or filming a Stegosaurus killing your employees. Or the one achievement you get for creating a dinosaur literally incapable of peacefulness.
What about "Feeding Frenzy" from watch dogs 2? You literally sick the police on an innocent man dressed as a donut and if he thinks of resisting they'll just gun him down without a thought.
Hey I'm not a jerk, I'm just a completionist. Granted yes that doesn't explain the other twenty times I doused my friends in vomit but I recommend you quiet down before you get a good bucketing.
Theres an achievement in shadow of war where you literally have to bully one of your own captains by hitting, grabbing and stabbing them over and over until they betray you It’s called Bad Boss
Actually that's a later edition 8 centuries after the man existed he literally wanted pagans,druids, and the church to exist in an independent Ireland. It was literally a copy paste legend from a french saint. Stop spreading misinformation as you actively make those of us practice paganism have to go on yearly education the misinformed about this because those misinformed people then speak over us because we don't know our own history.
@@aureliusmacfeidh5331 let's see academic research into the topic, scholars who study folk lore noting when the snake part the story came to be, peer reviewed journals, scholars who specialized in catholic history and catholic saints, 1st and 2nd person sources of the actual era he was in, news articles from reputable news outlets like Smithsonian, times, etc, and more similar sources that are academic. Not to mention I'm in the group that gets talked over by usually teens who just like the witchy aesthetic and butcher my relgion with their bullshit of things like I control the Morrigan and they obey because they fear me yet decided it's their place to speak on my behalf while getting made when academic sources are provided. You have google and access to Google scholar you can educate yourself further on the topic if you wish but I'm sick and tired of the misinformation being spread while I'm talked over.
In the same vein as the CoD one you described; you can get the achievement "BDSM fan club" in Breathedge by spitting on your captors three times while telling your story.
You get an achievment in Star Wars Squadrons if you destroy all the civilian ships in one of the campaign levels, which is an optional thing to do. The game tries to make you feel bad about it by having Anvil Leader yell “They’re defenseless! They can’t hurt you!”
Surprised that the Outer Worlds 'Poor Sportsmanship' achievement for hitting (directly) below the belt wasn't included in the list. Funny but definitely jerk behaviour.
My mind immediately goes to TF2, as it has a multitude of achievements for such behavior. Special mention goes to the Spy however, as he by far has the most of these due to his penchant for treachery.
No mention of the most jerk thing in gaming history? Fallout 3 ending without the broken steel DLC You offer to sacrifice yourself to save the water purifier… then don’t. Then brotherhood member sentinel Lyons offers to sacrifice herself… then you can refuse to give her the code!
Jedi Fallen Order has an achievement for slowing down an enemy's blaster bolt, then pulling them through it, killing them with their own weapon. But you guys think "Kick-Off" is the closest Cal gets to being a jerk? :p
What about "Final Nudge" achievement in Dishonored: Death of the Outsider. When you Hadouken someone with your void blade off a cliff...weeeeeeeee... I mean.. aw, so sad. LOL 20G
This reminds me of the first achievement on your way to the legendary weapon Quip in Guild Wars 2, where you throw love potions at various boss enemies, laugh at the unfortunate and vomit in various places like temples and council chambers.
How about the one in Yakuza 0 you get for letting Makoto's takoyaki get cold? I've never been able to bring my self to get that one because she's already having the worst day possible, what kind of monster would I be for purposefully letting her food get cold?
I noticed you guys haven't unlocked the Rhino in a China Shop, it's not difficult, just smash into 15 displays. The game keeps track of how many you hit so if you didn't get it on the first go, you have a second chance.
Speaking of being a jerk, there's an achievement in Double Dragon Neon called "This Channel Sucks" in which you have to break all of the TVs in the rocket dojo. You can hear Skullmaggedon complain about how much they cost throughout the game, it's pretty funny. Oh! And the "Eff yo couch" achievement in Borderlands 2
When Mike started talking about St. Patrick, my first thought was that the achievement would be to ruin St. Patrick's achievement by bringing snakes to Ireland.
"her height, her size and how tall she was"
got an audible chuckle out of me there
And her stature. I laughed too but i was expecting him to mention her assets.
Also her stature...
And her polygon count.
I laughed too, and I'm one of the most oblivious people on the planet. :p
be full Jerk mode in the vide games
I love snakes but that's what you animal cruelty
“For a start, you’re always vandalising her pots, killing her daughters, and, worse of all, not letting her kill you and drink your blood.”
Well, one of those is not like the others…
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmfao
@The Gaming Meta I’m sure she’d be a wonderful host if we only gave her the chance.
@The Gaming Meta A red flag? Sounds like your average Friday night to me.
@@MajesticJoshua sounds like a very pleasant one night stand
The first one is a clearly heroic activity that Link does all the time?
The pirate's code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules
Actually, it was, in fact, actual rules, rules you sometimes had to sign
Most of it, however, was loot & food division
@@Konpekikaminari that was a quote from pirate of carribeans
@@Fae-Fey I need to rewatch the movies
The only rules that matter are these:
What a man can do, and what a man can't do. Like you, can either accept that your father was a good man AND a pirate or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy. And you'll have to square with that someday.
@@punkrocker1377 Good old bootstrap bill
Little known fact: Those honks at the end of the Goose Game segment translate as: "I am your god now."
I really hope that’s true
This is a clumsy translation. Properly conjugated in Anatidaean, it is literally “Here is the exaltation of all, now.”
@@imsorrythankyouplease7613 well yes but the direct translation is just "I am the goose" but the culture makes it come closer to thay
You speak Goose?
@@Otatsuke Hjönk Hjönk ;)
We need a wholesome achievements video.
1) in Hades you earn an achievement for petting Cerberus 10 times
There was one for returning that ball in Brothers.
2) The Bard's Tale: Remastered and Resnarkled, if you talk to the dog at the beginning of the game and youre nice to it, not only do you get a free companion for the whole game who is loyal and will bring you stuff, youll also get the Dog Whisperer achievement
Fun fact: cerberus means spotted one so hades named his dog SPOT
@@Silver_wind_1987_ Spotted the OSP fan
@@fandomcringebucket a what fan??? I suck at acronyms
i thought the working title of the goose game was already 'Being A Jerk'
the entire game is that
Or as I like to call it: Cloaca Simulator 2019
I was honestly hoping they would just go "the goose game" and leave a pause before moving on to the next title
Haven’t played that yet, might have a gander soon!
There's nothing jerkish about disrespecting the guy torturing you. They've earned it at that point.
Unless they like it…
@@andreassmed2255 uh daddy
Bonk
@@astronomicallybased545 bad. Bonk.
I find the idea of literally never speaking to Darkov, just spitting at him every chance you get, to be a genius one!
He likes it though
@@leexabyz But so do I. So...mutual enjoyment makes it better?
That's naughty 😏
And I wouldn't exactly call it a jerk move, given the circimstances
I mean it may be more honorable than the dialogue options you get
Remember it's an interrogation, so imo you'd be showing the most backbone this way
U look cute wanna kiss? ☺️✋👉👈
Jedi Fallen Order has a second one: Cal Got Your Tongue? Where you cut off an Oggdo's tongue. In order to do it you have to slow time and aim specifically at the oggdo's tongue. When you start going out of your way to mutilate an enemy mid-fight, that gets into Jerk territory
That transcends Jerk and edges you towards the path of the Dark Side.
That's not a jerk achievement, those things are trying to eat you.
That jerk deserved it
@@deathbykonami5487 But the stormtrooper is an innocent bystander whose blaster just accidentally keeps going off in Cal's direction?
@@Jedi_Spartan To be fair there is a LOT of good guys doing questionable things and getting away with it in the Star Wars universe
“I’m 50% irish so i’m 50% allowed to say this”
Mike O’Channel, 2021 on “slithery long bois”
The Outer Worlds "Poor Sportsmanship" achievement - hit 30 enemies in the groin during tactical time dilation
Good one
Saints Row 3 has one of the in-game challenges being to kill 25 enemies with nut shots. Do that and you get some cash and xp. Do all the challenges and you get one achievement.
No time dilation here.
I got that one by accident. I’m just a really bad shot. 😑
@@LisaMC9876 Or a really good shot, depending on how you look at it.
I’m not a very good shot, but if I can, I WILL shoot someone in the groin. It’s always good for a laugh.
Blasphemous has an achievement that works this way: "Crossed Paths"
You help a pilgrim named Redento to make his march for a while, then leave him in front of the cathedral. Then you leave him there and progress the game until you find Cleofás, and have him suicide by jumping off said cathedrals rooftops.
Not only you kill a man, you kill a man and have another man see it with grief.
Damn, that's dark
Yes blasphemous, the game that has it all. Dark souls like dificultaty, berserk like grimdark world, and somehow anime waifu.
@@bloodangel19 anime waifu?
@@base21 yes, Miriam, she is a cross-over, and she is basicaly just an anime girl with an anime over the top sword with a weird out of place quest. Don't know who thought of this
Sea of Thieves Pirate, apparently: "for you, the day I got pissed and chundered all over you was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday"
WPE: Bucket of sick!
@@NerdyCatCoffeeee bucket of sick
I have done this to the entire crew of a gallion... twice. Then I used their puck for good measure.
"Butt heads with Rhino?" I'm pretty sure that would kill someone, Andy.
Pretty good way to describe a hangover headache tho lol
That joke was in the video
Deus Ex Human Revolution - Achievement: Sentimental Value.
After the attack and accident/surgery you didn't ask for, you are asked to find out what the police's murder investigation of Megan Reed had uncovered, by her grief stricken mother.
You steal all the evidence from the police which included a family heirloom belonging to Megan. You are at the end of the mission given the opportunity to return the heirloom back to her only living family member, her greiving Mother.
Or you can ignore her tears, and keep it for yourself as a haunting reminder that your ex-girlfriend died cause your the worse security chief in the world !!!
Also, if you like, you can very bluntly tell her exactly how the autopsy report says she (very violently) died
@@MysteriousJojo is it bad that doing that made me laugh like a madman? I mean, I suppose in the real world I wouldn't do that... I think, anyway... But in a video game? Being the bad guy is always fun.
She isn't even dead tho. Just hangin out in some monochrome room halfway across the planet, chillin with the Illuminati
@@michellewilt4479 And there was probably also a moment you think "How much is this bracelet worth, could I buy a Praxis Kit with this?"
...only to find its just a quest item inventory and not sellable, well better go back to robbing every office in the company for loot, worse ex-cop security chief ever.
@@boxhead6177 exactly
The way I always describe Untitled Goose Game to people is "So basically you're a goose running around a small English town being a jerk."
So, just normal goose behavior, then
the entire point of untitled goose game is to be a jerk
Darkest Dungeon has a lot of jerk achievements.
Having a hero die, having a whole adventurer party die, having one of your heroes killed by maggots, by bosses... but the worst must be "Like Lamb To The Slaughter"
Picking 4 poor level 0 dudes and have them die in the Darkest Dungeon, the worst place in the game, and the one where you are most likely to feed the final boss by having people die in there.
I did this once for the achievement by accident. I saw that the final dungeon was open from the beginning so I was like "Well clearly this game has some sort of dynamic difficulty on the final dung-why is the first encounter literally eating my entire party's faces off?"
Then the achievement popped and I felt rather foolish.
Why are most of these jerk achievements? It seems like a lot of them can come about from just being bad at the game, or underleveled.
@@kyuubinaruto17 well, of course you can get them while not actually going for it (then again, it's hard to have a hero starve, or get killed by worms, without actually trying). But of course, you definitively get them by being a total jerk.
"You get to spend some time inside Lady Dimitrescu
's house"
As a fellow Yakuza fan, I'm shocked Andy didn't include Careless Dragon or Kamurocho Stampede King. Go out of your way to make 100 pedestrians eat the pavement.
I was thinking of the "Rotisserie" trophy from Rise of the Tomb Raider which requires you to chuck a chicken in the air and shoot it with a fire arrow. Overkill much?
Do you even eat it?
I can think of a game that is slightly worse. "Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood" the achievement is called Arkansas Fried Rooster. Basically you have to kill 10 chickens with dynamite.
@@CrankyMoogle Jeez! Well at least tenderized and charred leaves something to eat!!
Didn't Jane have to go after the 'Rotisserie' achievement for an OxBox XMas challenge or something one year?
I sometimes feel like trying that move in a Legend of Zelda game, but I prefer living.
I have been watching y’all for years, and every time I heard that piano 🎹 bit at the beginning of the video I like to believe there a guy with unkempt hair in a 🤵♂️tuxedos play it every time when y'all make a new video, instead of it being a recording
Eathans dream of being hand model was quickly removed the further his adventure took him :P
At least he was a... fun guy.
well, he was handy enough to survive
Ethan
@@brunofernandesrocha that was neat
Sure he could still do it that magic juice is awesome cures all issues, scratches, burns, cuts and dismemberment debacles. 😂😂
"The Stop Hitting Yourself Defence." Who'd try that out?
Me belike : uuhhh... 🤔....me.....? 😐 (In small voice)
"That's the darkest Cal Kestis gets all game."
My Cal Kestis: *Force grabbing Stormtroopers then dropping them off cliffs.*
He didn’t kill them, gravity did
@@awarrick6516 The stormtroopers be like: CURSE YOU GRAVITY!!!!
I guess Red Dead Redemption's "Dastardly" achievement goes a bit beyond simply being a jerk.
Yeah putting a hogtied woman on some train tracks and then wait for the train. The only time that won't be jerkish is if the woman was a terrible human being (and I'm saying Cersei Lannister terrible).
They actually did dastardly in a previous list video about achievements for heartless bastards.
that random woman deserved it she shouldn't have been part of the kkk...........at least i tell myself she was.
@@deathbykonami5487 that achievement was in a different video on evil achievements...
@@deathbykonami5487 I put everyone on the train tracks
Achievement: "Worst Day-Shift Manager Ever", Star Wars: Force Unleashed. Kill 12 Stormtroopers as Vader during the Prologue
Surprised that wasn't number one on this list, but then again, there's a lot. lol
EDIT: Okay, so I see it at least got mentioned in an off-handed way, in the first entry. Carry on. lol
Wait, there's an achievement for being a jerk in UGG? I thought that was just how you play that game.
The only way to get the achievement "Still Hungry" in terraria is to defeat the wall of flesh after having thrown a guide voodoo doll into lava, killing the guide as you do so. You know you kill him, because the game gives you a message about your guide friend dying.
2:42
*Sees an ally being kicked to death *
"Ranged only. Let's do this"
Beautiful.
"Takes one to know one douchenary!" Nice one lmao
You mean the intro? Pretty sure she said dictionary but that is certainly a missed pun opportunity.
@@ghostderazgriz how do you know she didn't make one
@@disarisumbrus4492 I mean I can't definitively prov that she didn't.
Dick-tionary
@@PapaBear6g exactly
Seeing "Got Something On Your Face" show up as a title card immediately made me think of asdfmovie.
"There is something on your face!"
**PUNCH**
*"IT WAS PAIN!!"*
I can and will use the "There is something on your face!" - *PUNCH* tactic in my next street fight
Oxcumincated: -10g: Turned the entire Ox community and the Ox crew against you by specifically targeting Ellen with a special golf shot in a Mario Golf tournament.
*communicated
Feels like there's some context missing from this
@@ExhiledGod2 you needed to have watched the most recent mario golf stream.
Are we still a jerk if we got one of these by accident? Because I pinged Like A Rhino In A China Shop on my first playthrough before I’d even looked at the trophy list. I was just trying to steer him away from the shoppers.
If this video doesn't involve Jamaican cooking I'll be very disappointed.
Sniper Elite 3 has "Charlie's Challenge" and Sniper Elite 4 has "The Nutcracker - Sweet!", both of which involve putting a bullet through an enemy's...jewels. That's a real di...jerk move.
The achievement “Neglect” from Hollow Knight. You get it for leaving the character Zote to die at the hands (mandibles?) of the Vengefly King. Yeah, I know he’s kinda annoying, but just letting him die is cruel.
No, it's totally worth it to never have to talk to him
Zote even complains he could have handled it if I remember correctly. I just figured I would see if he was right.
Not only that but you lose the chance of owning him by yourself in the colliseum.
@@jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805 He ruins the quiet of the main town AND steals your girl. He's the worst.
@@kyuubinaruto17 Bretta was a thot, the moment a more handsome dude appears she just changes all her fangirl stuff in a whim, when she had time to build a statue in her basement? Wait, did she mistook us for Zote?!
Webster’s also defines ‘achievement’ as ‘a great or heroic deed’
So a ‘Jerk Achievement’ cancels out and I don’t even have to feel bad about any reckless destruction or goose induced terror I may have caused
"great" can include "great evil" though.
What about a proper dictionary and not a made up one?
Bro really used a Webster definition
Hitman 2 - Achievement: Dundee
You run around a sun-filled care-free tropical island and start popping all the crocodile shaped inflatible pool beds, just so you can have the only surviving one on the island to yourself.
Fallout 2. There's a group of children in The Den who pickpocket you. To stop them, you can empty your inventory of everything except dynamite or C4, set a long timer, and just go stand around in their section of the map. They will pickpocket you, and they will not disarm the bomb.
I cry. If it's dealing with fossils, it's not archaeology, it's paleontology.
Not an achievement, but in MegaMan Legends there's a couple ways of being a jerk that will change your armor to be a darker shade of blue.
isn't this just 7 Achievements Ian Higton Definitely Got? Not that he's a jerk, more of a cheeky scamp
He may of missed the last one being that it seems rather obscure.
Had this come out a little later it could've featured Luke's golf jerkiness
In Kingdom Come Deliverance you can get the achievement 'Judas'.... you can betray your friends after agreeing to help commit a crime, but instead turn them in and keep the loot for yourself.
“Coming to Netflix..
Cancelled after one season”
Ooooof 🤣🤣🤣
Totally a missed opportunity to name the dreadful achievement dreadfowl in untitled goose game
I’ll never get used to the cast staring straight down the camera. So jarring.
Yeah not sure about that composition either lmao
Dude Untitled Goose game *is* a achievement for jerks.
Jurassic World Evolution had me photograph a carnivore attacking a visitor (instead of saving lives)
Putting the Muertas back into Isla Muertas
JWE also features an achievement for picturing a herbivorous dinosaur attack them. Or filming a Stegosaurus killing your employees. Or the one achievement you get for creating a dinosaur literally incapable of peacefulness.
@@aardbei54 I forgot about those. I think we found the game for the whole next video... Jerk World: Evolution
@@aardbei54 just think what the jerk achievements for the sequel will be!
Barony "That boulder moved itself" awarded for killing an ally by pushing boulder onto them
The Sea of Thieves achievement is also a good contender for “7 times video game achievement descriptions managed to be pretty good rhymes”
What about the achievement in Portal 2, that rewards you, if you remove a light bridge so your teammate falls to death?
What about "Feeding Frenzy" from watch dogs 2? You literally sick the police on an innocent man dressed as a donut and if he thinks of resisting they'll just gun him down without a thought.
Hey I'm not a jerk, I'm just a completionist.
Granted yes that doesn't explain the other twenty times I doused my friends in vomit but I recommend you quiet down before you get a good bucketing.
I mean if it gets me that lovely platinum trophy I'll go for those jerk, embarrassing, and perverted trophies.
Theres an achievement in shadow of war where you literally have to bully one of your own captains by hitting, grabbing and stabbing them over and over until they betray you
It’s called Bad Boss
How about Fable 2, the Chicken Kicker achievement, where you kick a chicken a long distance.
Re: The St. Patrick legend. The snakes he drove out where the Druids not actual snakes.
pagans in general, really. proverbial snakes, like the Serpent in the Garden
Another orbital frame... So you were the source of the resonance I felt.
Actually that's a later edition 8 centuries after the man existed he literally wanted pagans,druids, and the church to exist in an independent Ireland. It was literally a copy paste legend from a french saint. Stop spreading misinformation as you actively make those of us practice paganism have to go on yearly education the misinformed about this because those misinformed people then speak over us because we don't know our own history.
@@ayajade6683 What are your sources for that claim?
@@aureliusmacfeidh5331 let's see academic research into the topic, scholars who study folk lore noting when the snake part the story came to be, peer reviewed journals, scholars who specialized in catholic history and catholic saints, 1st and 2nd person sources of the actual era he was in, news articles from reputable news outlets like Smithsonian, times, etc, and more similar sources that are academic. Not to mention I'm in the group that gets talked over by usually teens who just like the witchy aesthetic and butcher my relgion with their bullshit of things like I control the Morrigan and they obey because they fear me yet decided it's their place to speak on my behalf while getting made when academic sources are provided. You have google and access to Google scholar you can educate yourself further on the topic if you wish but I'm sick and tired of the misinformation being spread while I'm talked over.
I do not recognise the authority of the Webster's dictionary. Oxford or death! ;)
Also, Webster's dictionary is often wrong.
It defines a wedding as "the process of removing weeds from one's garden".
@@AutomaticDuck300 w-weeding?
@@AutomaticDuck300 hahaha surely not!! That's hilarious.
In the same vein as the CoD one you described; you can get the achievement "BDSM fan club" in Breathedge by spitting on your captors three times while telling your story.
I'd say that going to Ireland as a viking is a jerk achievement
You get an achievment in Star Wars Squadrons if you destroy all the civilian ships in one of the campaign levels, which is an optional thing to do. The game tries to make you feel bad about it by having Anvil Leader yell “They’re defenseless! They can’t hurt you!”
Why am I not surprised that Mike is half Irish?
Also, I want to start a petition to officially rename snakes as "slithery long bois".
Signed
There's the "Witness Protection" trophy from Ghost of Tsushima.
"Shoot a Terrified enemy with an arrow while they are fleeing."
"Webster's Dictionary Defines? That's the Jim Belushi of speech openings."
Surprised that the Outer Worlds 'Poor Sportsmanship' achievement for hitting (directly) below the belt wasn't included in the list. Funny but definitely jerk behaviour.
You could even call it a Dick move!
My mind immediately goes to TF2, as it has a multitude of achievements for such behavior. Special mention goes to the Spy however, as he by far has the most of these due to his penchant for treachery.
Like the one you get for backstabbing an enemy medic who was just healing you.
That Russian dude looks like a lazy altered model of Kevin Spacey.
In pikuniku if you kick ur friend 50 times in one level you get an achievement called "you aren't helping"
No mention of the most jerk thing in gaming history? Fallout 3 ending without the broken steel DLC
You offer to sacrifice yourself to save the water purifier… then don’t.
Then brotherhood member sentinel Lyons offers to sacrifice herself… then you can refuse to give her the code!
Why does outside xbox use playstation games but playstation access never uses xbox games. Smh
@The Gaming Meta Yeah Playstation Access actually get a paycheck to promote Playstation on RUclips.
"As Ethan you get to spend time in Lady Dimetresk..."
Ours is not to question the ways of the goose, we must only mash the honk button
Peace was never an option with geese.
Was Andy intentionally saying Domitrescu instead of Dimitrescu?
probably
Jedi Fallen Order has an achievement for slowing down an enemy's blaster bolt, then pulling them through it, killing them with their own weapon. But you guys think "Kick-Off" is the closest Cal gets to being a jerk? :p
I need to try that
Can't forget the aptly-named "Bully" achievement in Assassin's Creed Revelations.
How about in Minecraft for "When pigs fly", where you literally have to ride an innocent pig off of a cliff lmao
"Takes one to know one, dictionary" Jane really woke up today and decided to burn a book 🔥
Nice!
"Slithery Long Boy"? Was that a Mighty Boosh reference, Mike? :)
What about "Final Nudge" achievement in Dishonored: Death of the Outsider. When you Hadouken someone with your void blade off a cliff...weeeeeeeee... I mean.. aw, so sad.
LOL 20G
"lady domytresc"
so we just given up even trying to get the names right?
FTL Faster than Light achievement Victory through Asphyxiation, you win a fight by empty an enemy ship of oxygen, one of the worst ways to die.
This reminds me of the first achievement on your way to the legendary weapon Quip in Guild Wars 2, where you throw love potions at various boss enemies, laugh at the unfortunate and vomit in various places like temples and council chambers.
Sorry spitting on the guy who waterboarded you and is holding you captive and is a badguy is jerkish......... I have to disagree outsidexbox
I thought the resident evil woman's name was giant mommy milkers or something 😂
i call her vampire f3md0m mommy.
The internet wants lady Dimitrescu to step on them, but the only one they get is Kal Kestis, apparently.
How about the one in Yakuza 0 you get for letting Makoto's takoyaki get cold? I've never been able to bring my self to get that one because she's already having the worst day possible, what kind of monster would I be for purposefully letting her food get cold?
Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons has one for throwing some child's ball down a well for no good reason.
Well, no good reason other than the achievement.
That's the first thing i thought of when i saw this video
i believe they covered that years ago in one of their "achievements for heartless bastards" lists
Ayyy, I recognize that profile pic! Excellent taste my friend.
ok its been 13 hours since i replied to this comment but how did it take me this long to notice op’s FUCKING USERNAME
sauce?
I don't get why peaple think the tall vampire lady is so massive. To me it just looks like the average size of a dutch woman
she's 9 feet 6 inches on the official description... that's a lot taller than most women. :p
@@mathewvanlonden8310 you have people over 3 meters tall where you live?
I noticed you guys haven't unlocked the Rhino in a China Shop, it's not difficult, just smash into 15 displays. The game keeps track of how many you hit so if you didn't get it on the first go, you have a second chance.
It was "...I want to say...Eric?" that got the Like button.
My favourite is in Prey, where you can leave the space station early, thus abandoning everyone on board to be killed by mimics.
This is not the one.
If I remember rightly, St Patrick was a pirate of sorts before joining the church, so he almost certainly had a few spells of being black out drunk
Speaking of being a jerk, there's an achievement in Double Dragon Neon called "This Channel Sucks" in which you have to break all of the TVs in the rocket dojo. You can hear Skullmaggedon complain about how much they cost throughout the game, it's pretty funny.
Oh! And the "Eff yo couch" achievement in Borderlands 2
Jane's eyebrows are really on point today.
When Mike started talking about St. Patrick, my first thought was that the achievement would be to ruin St. Patrick's achievement by bringing snakes to Ireland.
In Assassins Creed 2, there should be one for killing a Herald you bribed to get you florins back HAHA
You don’t have to kill him, just pick his pocket. What is wrong with you?
@@anarky1765 but thats what he gets for talking smack about me 😂
* backs away nervously *
@@anarky1765 haha 😂
"Bilious effluence" is probably the most formal way anyone's ever referred to vomit, well done Jane 🤮
Using Webster’s work of fiction? Why not the definition according to oxfords dictionary?
That obsolete old rag? Bin it along with their comma.