7 Jerk Achievements for Total Jerks

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  • @kamo7293
    @kamo7293 3 года назад +1418

    "her height, her size and how tall she was"
    got an audible chuckle out of me there

    • @yocumaco13
      @yocumaco13 3 года назад +152

      And her stature. I laughed too but i was expecting him to mention her assets.

    • @jasdanvm3845
      @jasdanvm3845 3 года назад +66

      Also her stature...
      And her polygon count.

    • @katietaylor8314
      @katietaylor8314 3 года назад +9

      I laughed too, and I'm one of the most oblivious people on the planet. :p

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 3 года назад +2

      be full Jerk mode in the vide games

    • @erainmartinez8175
      @erainmartinez8175 3 года назад +1

      I love snakes but that's what you animal cruelty

  • @MajesticJoshua
    @MajesticJoshua 3 года назад +791

    “For a start, you’re always vandalising her pots, killing her daughters, and, worse of all, not letting her kill you and drink your blood.”
    Well, one of those is not like the others…

    • @allanna6969
      @allanna6969 3 года назад +6

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣lmfao

    • @MajesticJoshua
      @MajesticJoshua 3 года назад +26

      @The Gaming Meta I’m sure she’d be a wonderful host if we only gave her the chance.

    • @MajesticJoshua
      @MajesticJoshua 3 года назад +13

      @The Gaming Meta A red flag? Sounds like your average Friday night to me.

    • @GingasLeaf
      @GingasLeaf 3 года назад +7

      @@MajesticJoshua sounds like a very pleasant one night stand

    • @Stephen-Fox
      @Stephen-Fox 3 года назад +18

      The first one is a clearly heroic activity that Link does all the time?

  • @Jessie_Helms
    @Jessie_Helms 3 года назад +464

    We need a wholesome achievements video.
    1) in Hades you earn an achievement for petting Cerberus 10 times

    • @ARUCARDFTEPES
      @ARUCARDFTEPES 3 года назад +18

      There was one for returning that ball in Brothers.

    • @DarkLordArbitur
      @DarkLordArbitur 3 года назад +32

      2) The Bard's Tale: Remastered and Resnarkled, if you talk to the dog at the beginning of the game and youre nice to it, not only do you get a free companion for the whole game who is loyal and will bring you stuff, youll also get the Dog Whisperer achievement

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 года назад +17

      Fun fact: cerberus means spotted one so hades named his dog SPOT

    • @fandomcringebucket
      @fandomcringebucket 2 года назад +3

      @@Silver_wind_1987_ Spotted the OSP fan

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ 2 года назад

      @@fandomcringebucket a what fan??? I suck at acronyms

  • @Zenlore6499
    @Zenlore6499 3 года назад +705

    I find the idea of literally never speaking to Darkov, just spitting at him every chance you get, to be a genius one!

    • @leexabyz
      @leexabyz 3 года назад +16

      He likes it though

    • @Lucy666Fernandez
      @Lucy666Fernandez 3 года назад +36

      @@leexabyz But so do I. So...mutual enjoyment makes it better?

    • @Xavier-ty4jw
      @Xavier-ty4jw 3 года назад +6

      That's naughty 😏

    • @chocolatelover9121
      @chocolatelover9121 3 года назад +9

      And I wouldn't exactly call it a jerk move, given the circimstances
      I mean it may be more honorable than the dialogue options you get
      Remember it's an interrogation, so imo you'd be showing the most backbone this way

    • @retro7459
      @retro7459 3 года назад

      U look cute wanna kiss? ☺️✋👉👈

  • @alejandronieto4212
    @alejandronieto4212 3 года назад +203

    Blasphemous has an achievement that works this way: "Crossed Paths"
    You help a pilgrim named Redento to make his march for a while, then leave him in front of the cathedral. Then you leave him there and progress the game until you find Cleofás, and have him suicide by jumping off said cathedrals rooftops.
    Not only you kill a man, you kill a man and have another man see it with grief.

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 3 года назад +20

      Damn, that's dark

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 года назад +7

      Yes blasphemous, the game that has it all. Dark souls like dificultaty, berserk like grimdark world, and somehow anime waifu.

    • @base21
      @base21 3 года назад

      @@bloodangel19 anime waifu?

    • @bloodangel19
      @bloodangel19 3 года назад +2

      @@base21 yes, Miriam, she is a cross-over, and she is basicaly just an anime girl with an anime over the top sword with a weird out of place quest. Don't know who thought of this

  • @leafwhite6376
    @leafwhite6376 3 года назад +313

    Jedi Fallen Order has a second one: Cal Got Your Tongue? Where you cut off an Oggdo's tongue. In order to do it you have to slow time and aim specifically at the oggdo's tongue. When you start going out of your way to mutilate an enemy mid-fight, that gets into Jerk territory

    • @Jedi_Spartan
      @Jedi_Spartan 3 года назад +24

      That transcends Jerk and edges you towards the path of the Dark Side.

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 года назад +9

      That's not a jerk achievement, those things are trying to eat you.

    • @zayaanatif4474
      @zayaanatif4474 3 года назад +2

      That jerk deserved it

    • @leafwhite6376
      @leafwhite6376 3 года назад +15

      @@deathbykonami5487 But the stormtrooper is an innocent bystander whose blaster just accidentally keeps going off in Cal's direction?

    • @leafwhite6376
      @leafwhite6376 3 года назад +10

      @@Jedi_Spartan To be fair there is a LOT of good guys doing questionable things and getting away with it in the Star Wars universe

  • @sirdano
    @sirdano 3 года назад +817

    The pirate's code is more what you'd call "guidelines" than actual rules

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 3 года назад +33

      Actually, it was, in fact, actual rules, rules you sometimes had to sign
      Most of it, however, was loot & food division

    • @Fae-Fey
      @Fae-Fey 3 года назад +28

      @@Konpekikaminari that was a quote from pirate of carribeans

    • @Konpekikaminari
      @Konpekikaminari 3 года назад +11

      @@Fae-Fey I need to rewatch the movies

    • @punkrocker1377
      @punkrocker1377 3 года назад +27

      The only rules that matter are these:
      What a man can do, and what a man can't do. Like you, can either accept that your father was a good man AND a pirate or you can't. But pirate is in your blood, boy. And you'll have to square with that someday.

    • @Que934
      @Que934 3 года назад +7

      @@punkrocker1377 Good old bootstrap bill

  • @scarletarrowgaming5843
    @scarletarrowgaming5843 3 года назад +1059

    Little known fact: Those honks at the end of the Goose Game segment translate as: "I am your god now."

    • @bcsniper1232
      @bcsniper1232 3 года назад +27

      I really hope that’s true

    • @imsorrythankyouplease7613
      @imsorrythankyouplease7613 3 года назад +67

      This is a clumsy translation. Properly conjugated in Anatidaean, it is literally “Here is the exaltation of all, now.”

    • @Sip_Dhit
      @Sip_Dhit 3 года назад +28

      @@imsorrythankyouplease7613 well yes but the direct translation is just "I am the goose" but the culture makes it come closer to thay

    • @Otatsuke
      @Otatsuke 3 года назад +10

      You speak Goose?

    • @scarletarrowgaming5843
      @scarletarrowgaming5843 3 года назад +22

      @@Otatsuke Hjönk Hjönk ;)

  • @TierRune
    @TierRune 3 года назад +193

    The Outer Worlds "Poor Sportsmanship" achievement - hit 30 enemies in the groin during tactical time dilation

    • @awarrick6516
      @awarrick6516 3 года назад +5

      Good one

    • @bilateralrope8643
      @bilateralrope8643 3 года назад +9

      Saints Row 3 has one of the in-game challenges being to kill 25 enemies with nut shots. Do that and you get some cash and xp. Do all the challenges and you get one achievement.
      No time dilation here.

    • @LisaMC9876
      @LisaMC9876 3 года назад +8

      I got that one by accident. I’m just a really bad shot. 😑

    • @TierRune
      @TierRune 3 года назад +13

      @@LisaMC9876 Or a really good shot, depending on how you look at it.

    • @riveramnell143
      @riveramnell143 3 года назад +2

      I’m not a very good shot, but if I can, I WILL shoot someone in the groin. It’s always good for a laugh.

  • @MegaGreenbunny
    @MegaGreenbunny 3 года назад +263

    i thought the working title of the goose game was already 'Being A Jerk'

    • @thewingedporpoise
      @thewingedporpoise 3 года назад +10

      the entire game is that

    • @TheMur28
      @TheMur28 3 года назад +3

      Or as I like to call it: Cloaca Simulator 2019

    • @miarose7315
      @miarose7315 3 года назад +8

      I was honestly hoping they would just go "the goose game" and leave a pause before moving on to the next title

    • @paulbennett2284
      @paulbennett2284 2 года назад +1

      Haven’t played that yet, might have a gander soon!

  • @alejandronieto4212
    @alejandronieto4212 3 года назад +132

    Darkest Dungeon has a lot of jerk achievements.
    Having a hero die, having a whole adventurer party die, having one of your heroes killed by maggots, by bosses... but the worst must be "Like Lamb To The Slaughter"
    Picking 4 poor level 0 dudes and have them die in the Darkest Dungeon, the worst place in the game, and the one where you are most likely to feed the final boss by having people die in there.

    • @morgantaylor84
      @morgantaylor84 3 года назад +22

      I did this once for the achievement by accident. I saw that the final dungeon was open from the beginning so I was like "Well clearly this game has some sort of dynamic difficulty on the final dung-why is the first encounter literally eating my entire party's faces off?"
      Then the achievement popped and I felt rather foolish.

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 3 года назад +4

      Why are most of these jerk achievements? It seems like a lot of them can come about from just being bad at the game, or underleveled.

    • @alejandronieto4212
      @alejandronieto4212 3 года назад +7

      @@kyuubinaruto17 well, of course you can get them while not actually going for it (then again, it's hard to have a hero starve, or get killed by worms, without actually trying). But of course, you definitively get them by being a total jerk.

  • @gruggerduggerhoose
    @gruggerduggerhoose 3 года назад +151

    “I’m 50% irish so i’m 50% allowed to say this”
    Mike O’Channel, 2021 on “slithery long bois”

  • @Shatterverse
    @Shatterverse 3 года назад +680

    There's nothing jerkish about disrespecting the guy torturing you. They've earned it at that point.

  • @randalthor741
    @randalthor741 3 года назад +69

    The way I always describe Untitled Goose Game to people is "So basically you're a goose running around a small English town being a jerk."

    • @NutmegBGB
      @NutmegBGB 3 года назад +10

      So, just normal goose behavior, then

    • @Man-eater0
      @Man-eater0 Год назад +2

      the entire point of untitled goose game is to be a jerk

  • @finnover9781
    @finnover9781 3 года назад +265

    "Butt heads with Rhino?" I'm pretty sure that would kill someone, Andy.

    • @NutmegBGB
      @NutmegBGB 3 года назад +10

      Pretty good way to describe a hangover headache tho lol

    • @gavinlopez6258
      @gavinlopez6258 3 года назад +14

      That joke was in the video

  • @boxhead6177
    @boxhead6177 3 года назад +120

    Deus Ex Human Revolution - Achievement: Sentimental Value.
    After the attack and accident/surgery you didn't ask for, you are asked to find out what the police's murder investigation of Megan Reed had uncovered, by her grief stricken mother.
    You steal all the evidence from the police which included a family heirloom belonging to Megan. You are at the end of the mission given the opportunity to return the heirloom back to her only living family member, her greiving Mother.
    Or you can ignore her tears, and keep it for yourself as a haunting reminder that your ex-girlfriend died cause your the worse security chief in the world !!!

    • @MysteriousJojo
      @MysteriousJojo 3 года назад +21

      Also, if you like, you can very bluntly tell her exactly how the autopsy report says she (very violently) died

    • @michellewilt4479
      @michellewilt4479 3 года назад +9

      @@MysteriousJojo is it bad that doing that made me laugh like a madman? I mean, I suppose in the real world I wouldn't do that... I think, anyway... But in a video game? Being the bad guy is always fun.

    • @aardbei54
      @aardbei54 3 года назад +11

      She isn't even dead tho. Just hangin out in some monochrome room halfway across the planet, chillin with the Illuminati

    • @boxhead6177
      @boxhead6177 3 года назад +5

      @@michellewilt4479 And there was probably also a moment you think "How much is this bracelet worth, could I buy a Praxis Kit with this?"
      ...only to find its just a quest item inventory and not sellable, well better go back to robbing every office in the company for loot, worse ex-cop security chief ever.

    • @michellewilt4479
      @michellewilt4479 3 года назад

      @@boxhead6177 exactly

  • @johannvongenerico9487
    @johannvongenerico9487 3 года назад +256

    Sea of Thieves Pirate, apparently: "for you, the day I got pissed and chundered all over you was the most important day of your life. But for me, it was Tuesday"

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 3 года назад +2

      WPE: Bucket of sick!

    • @Littledog0808
      @Littledog0808 3 года назад

      @@NerdyCatCoffeeee bucket of sick

    • @runeknustad2447
      @runeknustad2447 3 года назад +2

      I have done this to the entire crew of a gallion... twice. Then I used their puck for good measure.

  • @MrRyuuTakeshi
    @MrRyuuTakeshi 3 года назад +39

    As a fellow Yakuza fan, I'm shocked Andy didn't include Careless Dragon or Kamurocho Stampede King. Go out of your way to make 100 pedestrians eat the pavement.

  • @jasdanvm3845
    @jasdanvm3845 3 года назад +12

    2:42
    *Sees an ally being kicked to death *
    "Ranged only. Let's do this"
    Beautiful.

  • @PlebNC
    @PlebNC 3 года назад +40

    "That's the darkest Cal Kestis gets all game."
    My Cal Kestis: *Force grabbing Stormtroopers then dropping them off cliffs.*

    • @awarrick6516
      @awarrick6516 3 года назад +15

      He didn’t kill them, gravity did

    • @steffnwtn
      @steffnwtn 2 года назад +1

      @@awarrick6516 The stormtroopers be like: CURSE YOU GRAVITY!!!!

  • @stevenwhuntva
    @stevenwhuntva 3 года назад +53

    "You get to spend some time inside Lady Dimitrescu
    's house"

  • @scottkamps1270
    @scottkamps1270 3 года назад +22

    Achievement: "Worst Day-Shift Manager Ever", Star Wars: Force Unleashed. Kill 12 Stormtroopers as Vader during the Prologue
    Surprised that wasn't number one on this list, but then again, there's a lot. lol
    EDIT: Okay, so I see it at least got mentioned in an off-handed way, in the first entry. Carry on. lol

  • @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299
    @mr.mammuthusafricanavus8299 3 года назад +170

    Eathans dream of being hand model was quickly removed the further his adventure took him :P

    • @brunofernandesrocha
      @brunofernandesrocha 3 года назад +11

      At least he was a... fun guy.

    • @TRZ99
      @TRZ99 3 года назад +3

      well, he was handy enough to survive

    • @Shevtress
      @Shevtress 3 года назад +1

      Ethan

    • @mariano3716
      @mariano3716 3 года назад +1

      @@brunofernandesrocha that was neat

    • @fore54k3n
      @fore54k3n 3 года назад +3

      Sure he could still do it that magic juice is awesome cures all issues, scratches, burns, cuts and dismemberment debacles. 😂😂

  • @Lamycore
    @Lamycore 3 года назад +29

    The only way to get the achievement "Still Hungry" in terraria is to defeat the wall of flesh after having thrown a guide voodoo doll into lava, killing the guide as you do so. You know you kill him, because the game gives you a message about your guide friend dying.

  • @finnover9781
    @finnover9781 3 года назад +162

    "The Stop Hitting Yourself Defence." Who'd try that out?

    • @anggahanu9384
      @anggahanu9384 3 года назад +8

      Me belike : uuhhh... 🤔....me.....? 😐 (In small voice)

  • @seeleyboothfan2
    @seeleyboothfan2 3 года назад +128

    I was thinking of the "Rotisserie" trophy from Rise of the Tomb Raider which requires you to chuck a chicken in the air and shoot it with a fire arrow. Overkill much?

    • @leafwhite6376
      @leafwhite6376 3 года назад

      Do you even eat it?

    • @CrankyMoogle
      @CrankyMoogle 3 года назад +2

      I can think of a game that is slightly worse. "Call of Juarez: Bound in Blood" the achievement is called Arkansas Fried Rooster. Basically you have to kill 10 chickens with dynamite.

    • @leafwhite6376
      @leafwhite6376 3 года назад +1

      @@CrankyMoogle Jeez! Well at least tenderized and charred leaves something to eat!!

    • @tba113
      @tba113 3 года назад +2

      Didn't Jane have to go after the 'Rotisserie' achievement for an OxBox XMas challenge or something one year?

    • @LadyOnikara
      @LadyOnikara 3 года назад +1

      I sometimes feel like trying that move in a Legend of Zelda game, but I prefer living.

  • @illogicalbobcat8365
    @illogicalbobcat8365 3 года назад +5

    Fallout 2. There's a group of children in The Den who pickpocket you. To stop them, you can empty your inventory of everything except dynamite or C4, set a long timer, and just go stand around in their section of the map. They will pickpocket you, and they will not disarm the bomb.

  • @tba113
    @tba113 3 года назад +64

    I guess Red Dead Redemption's "Dastardly" achievement goes a bit beyond simply being a jerk.

    • @deathbykonami5487
      @deathbykonami5487 3 года назад +17

      Yeah putting a hogtied woman on some train tracks and then wait for the train. The only time that won't be jerkish is if the woman was a terrible human being (and I'm saying Cersei Lannister terrible).

    • @xynatkarn4187
      @xynatkarn4187 3 года назад +11

      They actually did dastardly in a previous list video about achievements for heartless bastards.

    • @ddjsoyenby
      @ddjsoyenby 3 года назад +4

      that random woman deserved it she shouldn't have been part of the kkk...........at least i tell myself she was.

    • @SevCaswell
      @SevCaswell 3 года назад +1

      @@deathbykonami5487 that achievement was in a different video on evil achievements...

    • @RestlessRebel
      @RestlessRebel 3 года назад

      @@deathbykonami5487 I put everyone on the train tracks

  • @andymcp4752
    @andymcp4752 3 года назад +39

    Webster’s also defines ‘achievement’ as ‘a great or heroic deed’
    So a ‘Jerk Achievement’ cancels out and I don’t even have to feel bad about any reckless destruction or goose induced terror I may have caused

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 3 года назад +9

      "great" can include "great evil" though.

    • @andrewleah1983
      @andrewleah1983 Год назад

      What about a proper dictionary and not a made up one?

    • @noahshad09
      @noahshad09 Год назад

      Bro really used a Webster definition

  • @JT_Lich
    @JT_Lich 3 года назад +25

    Seeing "Got Something On Your Face" show up as a title card immediately made me think of asdfmovie.
    "There is something on your face!"
    **PUNCH**
    *"IT WAS PAIN!!"*

    • @NerdyCatCoffeeee
      @NerdyCatCoffeeee 3 года назад +1

      I can and will use the "There is something on your face!" - *PUNCH* tactic in my next street fight

  • @ziggy274
    @ziggy274 3 года назад +36

    I have been watching y’all for years, and every time I heard that piano 🎹 bit at the beginning of the video I like to believe there a guy with unkempt hair in a 🤵‍♂️tuxedos play it every time when y'all make a new video, instead of it being a recording

  • @landonadams9935
    @landonadams9935 3 года назад +33

    The achievement “Neglect” from Hollow Knight. You get it for leaving the character Zote to die at the hands (mandibles?) of the Vengefly King. Yeah, I know he’s kinda annoying, but just letting him die is cruel.

    • @touchdom
      @touchdom 3 года назад +3

      No, it's totally worth it to never have to talk to him

    • @someperson904
      @someperson904 3 года назад +7

      Zote even complains he could have handled it if I remember correctly. I just figured I would see if he was right.

    • @jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805
      @jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805 3 года назад +1

      Not only that but you lose the chance of owning him by yourself in the colliseum.

    • @kyuubinaruto17
      @kyuubinaruto17 3 года назад

      @@jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805 He ruins the quiet of the main town AND steals your girl. He's the worst.

    • @jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805
      @jaimeantonioolaguezchirino5805 3 года назад

      @@kyuubinaruto17 Bretta was a thot, the moment a more handsome dude appears she just changes all her fangirl stuff in a whim, when she had time to build a statue in her basement? Wait, did she mistook us for Zote?!

  • @boxhead6177
    @boxhead6177 3 года назад +10

    Hitman 2 - Achievement: Dundee
    You run around a sun-filled care-free tropical island and start popping all the crocodile shaped inflatible pool beds, just so you can have the only surviving one on the island to yourself.

  • @Henry-mk9dn
    @Henry-mk9dn 3 года назад +21

    Oxcumincated: -10g: Turned the entire Ox community and the Ox crew against you by specifically targeting Ellen with a special golf shot in a Mario Golf tournament.

    • @Mini_Squatch
      @Mini_Squatch 3 года назад +6

      *communicated

    • @ExhiledGod2
      @ExhiledGod2 3 года назад +1

      Feels like there's some context missing from this

    • @intergalactic92
      @intergalactic92 3 года назад +1

      @@ExhiledGod2 you needed to have watched the most recent mario golf stream.

  • @Warkieth
    @Warkieth 3 года назад +90

    "Takes one to know one douchenary!" Nice one lmao

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 3 года назад +6

      You mean the intro? Pretty sure she said dictionary but that is certainly a missed pun opportunity.

    • @disarisumbrus4492
      @disarisumbrus4492 3 года назад

      @@ghostderazgriz how do you know she didn't make one

    • @ghostderazgriz
      @ghostderazgriz 3 года назад

      @@disarisumbrus4492 I mean I can't definitively prov that she didn't.

    • @PapaBear6g
      @PapaBear6g 3 года назад +2

      Dick-tionary

    • @disarisumbrus4492
      @disarisumbrus4492 3 года назад

      @@PapaBear6g exactly

  • @Mini_Squatch
    @Mini_Squatch 3 года назад +10

    I cry. If it's dealing with fossils, it's not archaeology, it's paleontology.

  • @ReverendTed
    @ReverendTed 3 года назад +16

    Sniper Elite 3 has "Charlie's Challenge" and Sniper Elite 4 has "The Nutcracker - Sweet!", both of which involve putting a bullet through an enemy's...jewels. That's a real di...jerk move.

  • @bofurlong8944
    @bofurlong8944 3 года назад +13

    I’ll never get used to the cast staring straight down the camera. So jarring.

    • @MrTrex245
      @MrTrex245 3 года назад +1

      Yeah not sure about that composition either lmao

  • @nicholasfarrell5981
    @nicholasfarrell5981 3 года назад +30

    Wait, there's an achievement for being a jerk in UGG? I thought that was just how you play that game.

  • @Gimboid79
    @Gimboid79 3 года назад +9

    In Kingdom Come Deliverance you can get the achievement 'Judas'.... you can betray your friends after agreeing to help commit a crime, but instead turn them in and keep the loot for yourself.

  • @gazza141
    @gazza141 3 года назад +10

    “Coming to Netflix..
    Cancelled after one season”
    Ooooof 🤣🤣🤣

  • @anarky1765
    @anarky1765 3 года назад +15

    Are we still a jerk if we got one of these by accident? Because I pinged Like A Rhino In A China Shop on my first playthrough before I’d even looked at the trophy list. I was just trying to steer him away from the shoppers.

  • @gamedifficulty_4230
    @gamedifficulty_4230 3 года назад +9

    The Sea of Thieves achievement is also a good contender for “7 times video game achievement descriptions managed to be pretty good rhymes”

  • @slavchansidorov32
    @slavchansidorov32 3 года назад +9

    Barony "That boulder moved itself" awarded for killing an ally by pushing boulder onto them

  • @thebrickbulbasaur7628
    @thebrickbulbasaur7628 3 года назад +2

    You get an achievment in Star Wars Squadrons if you destroy all the civilian ships in one of the campaign levels, which is an optional thing to do. The game tries to make you feel bad about it by having Anvil Leader yell “They’re defenseless! They can’t hurt you!”

  • @MrRockout100
    @MrRockout100 3 года назад +11

    Totally a missed opportunity to name the dreadful achievement dreadfowl in untitled goose game

  • @sadflix8754
    @sadflix8754 3 года назад +5

    Theres an achievement in shadow of war where you literally have to bully one of your own captains by hitting, grabbing and stabbing them over and over until they betray you
    It’s called Bad Boss

  • @kfusei
    @kfusei 3 года назад +3

    This reminds me of the first achievement on your way to the legendary weapon Quip in Guild Wars 2, where you throw love potions at various boss enemies, laugh at the unfortunate and vomit in various places like temples and council chambers.

  • @Roariken1
    @Roariken1 3 года назад +4

    There's the "Witness Protection" trophy from Ghost of Tsushima.
    "Shoot a Terrified enemy with an arrow while they are fleeing."

  • @BobBobson
    @BobBobson 3 года назад +19

    Had this come out a little later it could've featured Luke's golf jerkiness

  • @Michael_Lindell
    @Michael_Lindell 3 года назад +15

    If this video doesn't involve Jamaican cooking I'll be very disappointed.

  • @DefinitelyAPotato
    @DefinitelyAPotato 3 года назад +5

    "Webster's Dictionary Defines? That's the Jim Belushi of speech openings."

  • @mattyoungau
    @mattyoungau 3 года назад +2

    My favourite is in Prey, where you can leave the space station early, thus abandoning everyone on board to be killed by mimics.

  • @bigedwerd
    @bigedwerd 3 года назад +9

    Not an achievement, but in MegaMan Legends there's a couple ways of being a jerk that will change your armor to be a darker shade of blue.

  • @leafwhite6376
    @leafwhite6376 3 года назад +10

    Jurassic World Evolution had me photograph a carnivore attacking a visitor (instead of saving lives)

    • @Mini_Squatch
      @Mini_Squatch 3 года назад +3

      Putting the Muertas back into Isla Muertas

    • @aardbei54
      @aardbei54 3 года назад +1

      JWE also features an achievement for picturing a herbivorous dinosaur attack them. Or filming a Stegosaurus killing your employees. Or the one achievement you get for creating a dinosaur literally incapable of peacefulness.

    • @leafwhite6376
      @leafwhite6376 3 года назад +2

      @@aardbei54 I forgot about those. I think we found the game for the whole next video... Jerk World: Evolution

    • @travisbishop782
      @travisbishop782 3 года назад

      @@aardbei54 just think what the jerk achievements for the sequel will be!

  • @trustypatches9434
    @trustypatches9434 3 года назад +7

    What about "Feeding Frenzy" from watch dogs 2? You literally sick the police on an innocent man dressed as a donut and if he thinks of resisting they'll just gun him down without a thought.

  • @shannonstockley351
    @shannonstockley351 3 года назад +3

    Ours is not to question the ways of the goose, we must only mash the honk button

  • @pyroyuy
    @pyroyuy 3 года назад +5

    "As Ethan you get to spend time in Lady Dimetresk..."

  • @adndgoblin
    @adndgoblin 3 года назад +12

    Dude Untitled Goose game *is* a achievement for jerks.

  • @nickmurphy2936
    @nickmurphy2936 3 года назад +3

    In the same vein as the CoD one you described; you can get the achievement "BDSM fan club" in Breathedge by spitting on your captors three times while telling your story.

  • @joeldfisher
    @joeldfisher 3 года назад +37

    isn't this just 7 Achievements Ian Higton Definitely Got? Not that he's a jerk, more of a cheeky scamp

    • @morgantaylor84
      @morgantaylor84 3 года назад +1

      He may of missed the last one being that it seems rather obscure.

  • @arkbuble
    @arkbuble 3 года назад +3

    FTL Faster than Light achievement Victory through Asphyxiation, you win a fight by empty an enemy ship of oxygen, one of the worst ways to die.

  • @cobaltdrache3805
    @cobaltdrache3805 3 года назад +4

    What about the achievement in Portal 2, that rewards you, if you remove a light bridge so your teammate falls to death?

  • @ollikoskinen1
    @ollikoskinen1 3 года назад +6

    Peace was never an option with geese.

  • @drew6078
    @drew6078 3 года назад +2

    8. Luke using his super shot and specifically gets Ellen's ball right of the course before she can even try for an eagle. 😂

  • @leighannapanites6815
    @leighannapanites6815 3 года назад +2

    In pikuniku if you kick ur friend 50 times in one level you get an achievement called "you aren't helping"

  • @Christopherjazzcat
    @Christopherjazzcat Год назад +1

    "Doucheionary" made me laugh more than it has any right to

  • @ZeeNastee
    @ZeeNastee 3 года назад +3

    How about Fable 2, the Chicken Kicker achievement, where you kick a chicken a long distance.

  • @YuelioM
    @YuelioM 3 года назад +2

    Does Link count as a jerk? he hits chickens, breaks vases...

  • @allp3rkedup135
    @allp3rkedup135 3 года назад +5

    I mean if it gets me that lovely platinum trophy I'll go for those jerk, embarrassing, and perverted trophies.

  • @nyperold7530
    @nyperold7530 3 года назад +1

    Animal Crossing New Horizons, "Pit-y Party". (Not actually an achievement or trophy, but a Nook Miles thing.) You buried a Pitfall seed, hoping some other villager will walk over it and fall in. It'd serve you right if that person were you... which gets you "Overcoming Pitfalls", actually.

  • @oriolgonzalez9328
    @oriolgonzalez9328 3 года назад +3

    Why am I not surprised that Mike is half Irish?
    Also, I want to start a petition to officially rename snakes as "slithery long bois".

  • @ianburt2290
    @ianburt2290 Год назад

    Fun fact: The legend that St Patrick drove the snakes out of Ireland may have started because of a misunderstanding from the Vikings! There's a theory that Patrick sounded very similar to a Norse word that meant something akin to Snake-driver, and so when the Vikings saw no snakes in Ireland, they believed it was St. Patrick who did it! So it's extra fitting that they make reference to it in AC: Valhalla.

  • @Spiracle
    @Spiracle 3 года назад +4

    Hey I'm not a jerk, I'm just a completionist.
    Granted yes that doesn't explain the other twenty times I doused my friends in vomit but I recommend you quiet down before you get a good bucketing.

  • @brianlewolfhunt
    @brianlewolfhunt 3 года назад +2

    When Mike started talking about St. Patrick, my first thought was that the achievement would be to ruin St. Patrick's achievement by bringing snakes to Ireland.

  • @VocalFox94
    @VocalFox94 3 года назад +5

    My mind immediately goes to TF2, as it has a multitude of achievements for such behavior. Special mention goes to the Spy however, as he by far has the most of these due to his penchant for treachery.

    • @OrangeyChocolate
      @OrangeyChocolate 3 года назад +1

      Like the one you get for backstabbing an enemy medic who was just healing you.

  • @cae2212
    @cae2212 3 года назад +1

    Hollow knight has some archivements you could see as jerk archivements
    1. Neglect: you leave a great NPC to die
    2.Purity: you kill the guy that helped you upgrading your nail instead of giving him the chance to find himself a boyfriend
    3. Keen hunter: you not only have to kill every enemy, but you have to kill one enemy wait until his friends mourn next too his corpse and strike them down too. If this isn't enough you to have to kill a happy harmless bug who is living his best life

  • @preciousrogue1833
    @preciousrogue1833 3 года назад +5

    "Takes one to know one, dictionary" Jane really woke up today and decided to burn a book 🔥

  • @a.j.kimball1240
    @a.j.kimball1240 3 года назад +2

    How about in Minecraft for "When pigs fly", where you literally have to ride an innocent pig off of a cliff lmao

  • @Hybridchld
    @Hybridchld 3 года назад +36

    Re: The St. Patrick legend. The snakes he drove out where the Druids not actual snakes.

    • @Mini_Squatch
      @Mini_Squatch 3 года назад +20

      pagans in general, really. proverbial snakes, like the Serpent in the Garden

    • @Okusar
      @Okusar 3 года назад +2

      Another orbital frame... So you were the source of the resonance I felt.

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 3 года назад +4

      Actually that's a later edition 8 centuries after the man existed he literally wanted pagans,druids, and the church to exist in an independent Ireland. It was literally a copy paste legend from a french saint. Stop spreading misinformation as you actively make those of us practice paganism have to go on yearly education the misinformed about this because those misinformed people then speak over us because we don't know our own history.

    • @aureliusmacfeidh5331
      @aureliusmacfeidh5331 3 года назад

      @@ayajade6683 What are your sources for that claim?

    • @ayajade6683
      @ayajade6683 3 года назад +3

      @@aureliusmacfeidh5331 let's see academic research into the topic, scholars who study folk lore noting when the snake part the story came to be, peer reviewed journals, scholars who specialized in catholic history and catholic saints, 1st and 2nd person sources of the actual era he was in, news articles from reputable news outlets like Smithsonian, times, etc, and more similar sources that are academic. Not to mention I'm in the group that gets talked over by usually teens who just like the witchy aesthetic and butcher my relgion with their bullshit of things like I control the Morrigan and they obey because they fear me yet decided it's their place to speak on my behalf while getting made when academic sources are provided. You have google and access to Google scholar you can educate yourself further on the topic if you wish but I'm sick and tired of the misinformation being spread while I'm talked over.

  • @philiphunn194
    @philiphunn194 3 года назад +1

    I'm disappointed Eivor didn't sing the Whacking Day song while killing that snake. I mean he's already beating up the Irish, so it fits.

  • @heidistokes9273
    @heidistokes9273 3 года назад +7

    If I remember rightly, St Patrick was a pirate of sorts before joining the church, so he almost certainly had a few spells of being black out drunk

  • @locktock9
    @locktock9 3 года назад +1

    "wasnt even worth the wear and tear on their lightsaber" it gets even worse Mike, lightsabers dont suffer from wear and tear cos they're a beam of energy that goes away when you sheathe it, so that storm trooper wasnt even worth the slight stamina consumption of flicking their wrist to hit him XD

  • @gwts1171
    @gwts1171 3 года назад +4

    "Slithery Long Boy"? Was that a Mighty Boosh reference, Mike? :)

  • @Razorslash
    @Razorslash 3 года назад +268

    Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons has one for throwing some child's ball down a well for no good reason.
    Well, no good reason other than the achievement.

    • @NightmareXBL
      @NightmareXBL 3 года назад +7

      That's the first thing i thought of when i saw this video

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 3 года назад +14

      i believe they covered that years ago in one of their "achievements for heartless bastards" lists

    • @captaincluckers8686
      @captaincluckers8686 3 года назад +4

      Ayyy, I recognize that profile pic! Excellent taste my friend.

    • @glassphoenix9095
      @glassphoenix9095 3 года назад +20

      ok its been 13 hours since i replied to this comment but how did it take me this long to notice op’s FUCKING USERNAME

    • @arizonared3089
      @arizonared3089 3 года назад +1

      sauce?

  • @nickjeffery536
    @nickjeffery536 3 года назад +2

    Mike - "According to tradition, in about 432AD, St. Patrick drove all the snakes in Ireland into the sea"
    Must have gotten the idea from watching Andy drive cars into the sea in Sleeping Dogs...

  • @GhengisJohn
    @GhengisJohn 3 года назад +8

    The internet wants lady Dimitrescu to step on them, but the only one they get is Kal Kestis, apparently.

  • @peterrouse
    @peterrouse 3 года назад +2

    "Bilious effluence" is probably the most formal way anyone's ever referred to vomit, well done Jane 🤮

  • @lisahunt2195
    @lisahunt2195 3 года назад +5

    Surprised that the Outer Worlds 'Poor Sportsmanship' achievement for hitting (directly) below the belt wasn't included in the list. Funny but definitely jerk behaviour.

    • @IamaPERSON
      @IamaPERSON 3 года назад

      You could even call it a Dick move!

  • @nickbender9233
    @nickbender9233 3 года назад +1

    I’m surprised that the “Made this for you” achievement from Stick of Truth wasn’t on this list. It involves you digging one of your own poops out of the toilet and then throwing it at an enemy in combat at a later time.

  • @blackhatfreak
    @blackhatfreak 3 года назад +4

    That Russian dude looks like a lazy altered model of Kevin Spacey.

  • @dan.lucking
    @dan.lucking 3 года назад +2

    Jedi Fallen Order has an achievement for slowing down an enemy's blaster bolt, then pulling them through it, killing them with their own weapon. But you guys think "Kick-Off" is the closest Cal gets to being a jerk? :p

  • @Debatra.
    @Debatra. 3 года назад +8

    Can't forget the aptly-named "Bully" achievement in Assassin's Creed Revelations.

  • @bemasaberwyn55
    @bemasaberwyn55 3 года назад +1

    There's a few achievements that I could see being on future versions of this list. Such as getting an achievement in South Park the stick of truth where you throw a s**t nugget you got from going into one of the toilets from South Park at an enemy in battle. There's also friending Jesus as the Jew class(it's a thing). In Ghostbusters The Video Game, you can destroy a nice office, and if you cause 3 million dollars in damages, you get an achievement called the destroyer

  • @maxhydekyle2425
    @maxhydekyle2425 3 года назад +7

    Jane's eyebrows are really on point today.

  • @lazer_wolf613
    @lazer_wolf613 3 года назад +1

    Shadow of War has two jerk trophies. One you get when you make two of your captains fight to the death, and the worse one where you make one of your captains kill his blood brother.

  • @James-gj8rn
    @James-gj8rn 3 года назад +3

    In Assassins Creed 2, there should be one for killing a Herald you bribed to get you florins back HAHA

    • @anarky1765
      @anarky1765 3 года назад +3

      You don’t have to kill him, just pick his pocket. What is wrong with you?

    • @James-gj8rn
      @James-gj8rn 3 года назад

      @@anarky1765 but thats what he gets for talking smack about me 😂

    • @anarky1765
      @anarky1765 3 года назад

      * backs away nervously *

    • @James-gj8rn
      @James-gj8rn 3 года назад

      @@anarky1765 haha 😂

  • @dac314
    @dac314 3 года назад +1

    In Sea of Thieves, my Captain and I refer to the bucket trick as the "Chuke'n'Juke".

  • @xynatkarn4187
    @xynatkarn4187 3 года назад +4

    Was Andy intentionally saying Domitrescu instead of Dimitrescu?

  • @juliefarrell6688
    @juliefarrell6688 2 года назад

    11:48
    Once, my dad took me and my cousins down to the park. There was a small creek by this park. We found a goose there one day. My dad advised us to not go close to it and described getting but by a goose as "It won't be the worst pain ever. You'll live and you'll heal, but it's gonna hurt. And also getting chased by a goose is damn scary."
    We knew that my Dad was a sensible and pretty smart guy so we listened to him.