13 Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: The Return

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  • Опубликовано: 3 июл 2024
  • Four years ago we made a video called 12 Evil Achievements For Heartless Bastards, which focused on the sort of achievements that moustache twirling ne'er-do-wells would be happy to display on their gamercards. Now, four years on, we have 13 more achievements that you should feel good and guilty about owning. Subscribe to Outside Xbox! tinyurl.com/SubToOxbox
    Whether it's harassing the poor, murdering animals, leaving your friends to die or actually killing them by your own hand, these 13 achievements encourage you to reveal the very worst parts of your character for usually paltry gamerscore rewards.
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  • @moonlightwolf
    @moonlightwolf 7 лет назад +4003

    Not really an achievement, but if you kill too many sims in the Sims 3, the game reminds you that it is a life simulation game.

  • @Stelios300X
    @Stelios300X 7 лет назад +3581

    Jane did all of these things without knowing she'd get achievements for it.

  • @zapdragon5942
    @zapdragon5942 4 года назад +2130

    The description of "You... Monster!" is even better:
    "Send an adorable chick to a fiery end, the same place you're now destined to go"

  • @johnweber4504
    @johnweber4504 4 года назад +726

    Cookie clicker’s “just wrong” achievement. You get it by selling a grandma.

  • @domlivesey9055
    @domlivesey9055 7 лет назад +2029

    It's not an achievement but in Rainbow Six Siege if you down a hostage in terrorist hunt enough times it will stop saying friendly fire and start saying "you monster"

  • @originallmoney9099
    @originallmoney9099 7 лет назад +1386

    Hmm...Lucius puts people in woodchippers, Jane puts people in woodchippers in Hitman. Somehow, I don't think this is a coincidence. Jane, do you have a long-lost brother we're not aware of?

    • @pairot01
      @pairot01 7 лет назад +47

      She got some daddy issues :P

    • @dpasquan2000
      @dpasquan2000 7 лет назад +28

      I think Jane is Lucius

    • @nerdherder9340
      @nerdherder9340 7 лет назад +7

      And his father is satan

    • @thehulkster9434
      @thehulkster9434 7 лет назад +69

      She did say "thanks Dad" when talking about being evil because of being a child of Satan.

    • @MineSlimeTV
      @MineSlimeTV 7 лет назад +8

      "well he didint actualy put it inside the woodchipper
      as i saw a big downside from Lucius to Lucius 2
      seriously if you look at the video the body dosent even go inside the wood chipper in that ocasion

  • @Crisjola
    @Crisjola 4 года назад +538

    I remember accidentally triggering "Tears of Shame" because the wild-dog I had had died but was also in a mess of other wild dogs and I was just going around looting, hadn't realized I'd lost my pet, and accidentally popped the Steam achievement. >.

    • @lemonpie9633
      @lemonpie9633 4 года назад +18

      Cris Michel that is such a B R U H moment

    • @shaun2566
      @shaun2566 3 года назад +8

      Cris Michel I killed my rare tame hoping to get the skin I needed it was a black dhole though so I don’t feel bad

    • @hillkids02
      @hillkids02 3 года назад +2

      Nooooeeee

    • @hillkids02
      @hillkids02 3 года назад +4

      @@shaun2566 it’s an animal?! How could u!?

    • @AHHHHHHHH21
      @AHHHHHHHH21 2 года назад +6

      @@hillkids02 it's far cry primal, animal cruelty is almost the point of the game!

  • @Bobby-ii5hg
    @Bobby-ii5hg 4 года назад +247

    When I saw Red Dead Redemption I tough it was going to be the "Dastardly" Achievement
    Lasso and hogtie a woman, and then transport her to a traintrack, leave her there and watch as the passing train kills her

    • @Crisjola
      @Crisjola 4 года назад +29

      Bobby I believe that was in the original Evil achievements video they did ages ago (like 6 years ago now).

    • @Mothzerella
      @Mothzerella 3 года назад +9

      I did that once.......I was a weird kid

    • @MxDemeanor
      @MxDemeanor 3 года назад +4

      *Laughs in evile*

    • @akirathewildcard9625
      @akirathewildcard9625 2 года назад +7

      @@Mothzerella oh no your weren't weird you were
      Dastardly

    • @Mothzerella
      @Mothzerella 2 года назад +2

      @@akirathewildcard9625 Pfft- Good one :]

  • @leon6kennedy
    @leon6kennedy 7 лет назад +794

    18:46 my new profile pic on literally everything. starting with RUclips

    • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
      @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 7 лет назад +99

      The Re - Return This is probably the funniest thing I've read today. I'm glad you followed up. I really hope he sees this.

    • @ryanbader8539
      @ryanbader8539 7 лет назад +32

      The Re - Return My hero

    • @Marc-lf4du
      @Marc-lf4du 7 лет назад +16

      The Re - Return or a screensaver

    • @elcolto2320
      @elcolto2320 7 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @commenter7867
      @commenter7867 7 лет назад +7

      Tbh its way to blurry to see his face. Use photoshop and increase the resolution

  • @hyliandoctor
    @hyliandoctor 7 лет назад +644

    *clicks on video about evil achievements*
    *gets Red Cross ad*

    • @bankutibence2688
      @bankutibence2688 7 лет назад +3

      LOL!

    • @notequalok7143
      @notequalok7143 6 лет назад

      Gandalf Becan ha gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay

    • @hyliandoctor
      @hyliandoctor 6 лет назад

      dabman1474 blah why, yes; how did you know?

    • @NeoAya
      @NeoAya 6 лет назад +23

      To get the Total Dick achievement, you have to copyright a red cross, a basic geometrical shape

    • @YourMom-xi1vc
      @YourMom-xi1vc 6 лет назад

      Same hahahahahha!

  • @jazzanarchy
    @jazzanarchy 3 года назад +136

    “What would your dad say?
    *cough* “Probably.”
    “Because he’s sick.”
    Jane is savage.

  • @trickytreyperfected1482
    @trickytreyperfected1482 4 года назад +767

    Outsidexbox: "You Monster, from Slime Rancher"
    Me: "This one sounds familiar."
    Outsidexbox: *Mentions the Chickadoos*
    Me: "Oh..." *sweating intensifies*

  • @minigod2751
    @minigod2751 6 лет назад +423

    "what would your dad say?
    *Cough* probably... Cuz he's sick"
    I think I might actually love Jane lmao

  • @hmsgreat
    @hmsgreat 7 лет назад +260

    teach a man to fish and he'll get pushed into the water by a bored assassin

    • @patrikhjorth3291
      @patrikhjorth3291 7 лет назад +32

      hmsgreat Give a man a fire and he's warm for the day. Set a man on fire and he's warm for the rest of his life.

    • @Marc-lf4du
      @Marc-lf4du 7 лет назад +5

      Patrik Hjorth course
      it'd only be about a minute

    • @Prince__Teclis
      @Prince__Teclis 7 лет назад +6

      Patrik Hjorth Is that a Terry Pratchett qoute?

    • @patrikhjorth3291
      @patrikhjorth3291 7 лет назад +1

      Prince Teclis I really have no idea where I picked it up, but it's possible.

  • @rachelsyrup
    @rachelsyrup 5 лет назад +114

    I wish *I* could tame a wolf by walking up to it and going "shh, shh".

  • @ChatookaMusic
    @ChatookaMusic 4 года назад +51

    Number 6 reminds me of the time my uncle was first playing one of the earlier AC games and I was sitting behind him every time he ran by a horse saying "killlll the hooorrrrssssse" in a whispery voice

  • @Slyzr332
    @Slyzr332 6 лет назад +1780

    Trevor is pretty straightforward:
    I wasn't counting cards,I was cheating

    • @agamingnow8404
      @agamingnow8404 6 лет назад +10

      Jeremy Teo now you have even likes

    • @kaydon9740
      @kaydon9740 6 лет назад +4

      Agaming now now he doesn't

    • @EFB57
      @EFB57 5 лет назад +5

      15:54 Perhaps the TV trope applies here as well.

    • @angelstarfire
      @angelstarfire 5 лет назад +5

      Lol

    • @jevonjackson4236
      @jevonjackson4236 5 лет назад +7

      In fairness Trevor is being Trevor just saying.

  • @Maedroth
    @Maedroth 6 лет назад +469

    As someone who hasn't played Brothers: A Tale of Two Sons, when it came up and said wishing well, I assumed you had to just dump the sick guy down a well.

    • @jacobl6714
      @jacobl6714 Год назад +8

      Well, if the theory of the host was correct, it'd at least solve that ravenous thirst of his! Bottoms up gramps : )

    • @pacplay926
      @pacplay926 Год назад

      Me too

  • @lfg-lightningfastgamingplu8403
    @lfg-lightningfastgamingplu8403 4 года назад +63

    What about duck seasons “stone cold killer”
    When in the shooting section, theirs a baby duck on the right.
    Shoot it, and you get the achievement.

  • @clubbasher32
    @clubbasher32 5 лет назад +110

    This channel is just unlimited content for me to stress/lonely watch. Thank you.

  • @canukforce
    @canukforce 6 лет назад +761

    Either shooting the buffalo riffle in the air was giving the dead buffalo a 21 gun salute, or you doubling down and trying to shoot their souls as they go to heaven.

    • @danohara949
      @danohara949 5 лет назад +21

      ( shooting birds)

    • @fireflyserenity31
      @fireflyserenity31 5 лет назад +38

      @@danohara949 sky buffalo

    • @TalonStormCrow
      @TalonStormCrow 4 года назад +36

      How else do we get buffalo wings?

    • @LadyElvan
      @LadyElvan 4 года назад +23

      "Buffalos don't have wings!" "Thanks to people like you, dad!" (Anyone else old enough to remember this commercial? :) )

    • @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700
      @azazeltheundyingdamienkali5700 4 года назад +6

      Alright, that made me laugh. Take this Like and have a great day.

  • @mohammedalgthamy9563
    @mohammedalgthamy9563 7 лет назад +795

    i wasn't counting cards
    i was cheating
    Trevor Phillips

    • @lillildipsy49
      @lillildipsy49 6 лет назад +12

      Mohammed Algthamy i actually found this as he said that

    • @NolePTR
      @NolePTR 6 лет назад +2

      I swear to god that was Rick from Rick and Morty.

    • @lillildipsy49
      @lillildipsy49 6 лет назад +1

      Capt sun how am I a liar?

    • @LonyDude
      @LonyDude 6 лет назад +1

      Mohammed Algthamy I

    • @kuznetsovaj8795
      @kuznetsovaj8795 6 лет назад

      Mohammed Algthamy lol when I was reading this comment Trevor was saying this line

  • @ZeldaTheSwordsman
    @ZeldaTheSwordsman 4 года назад +39

    That last one... _Some_ devs would throw in Jason rising ominously in the backseat, but evidently not the ones behind this game

    • @deadersurvival4716
      @deadersurvival4716 3 года назад +4

      To be fair, they had already made the game so unbalanced in Jason's favor that they didn't expect anyone to get in the car.

    • @AiginSongbird426
      @AiginSongbird426 3 года назад +2

      That happens in Clock Tower

    • @ZeldaTheSwordsman
      @ZeldaTheSwordsman 3 года назад +2

      @@AiginSongbird426 Funnily enough, that's what I was thinking of

  • @Sackle19
    @Sackle19 5 лет назад +182

    Oi. You’re calling us monsters for getting at least one of these achievements.
    But wait- You had to play ALL 13 games and get those achievements to show us what monsters we are!
    Who’s the monster now, M8?

    • @SpairM
      @SpairM 4 года назад +6

      Or they found footage online

    • @Janepringles
      @Janepringles 4 года назад +3

      @@SpairM true

  • @jesseolson109
    @jesseolson109 7 лет назад +406

    So I totally thought "Heartless Bastards: The Return" was a new video game title.

    • @flyingplatypus6688
      @flyingplatypus6688 6 лет назад +6

      Jesse Olson same xD

    • @effeffiagonalick5078
      @effeffiagonalick5078 6 лет назад +7

      I'd play it. I'd play the hell out of it. For like ten minutes before I start feeling bad for killing virtual people, lol.

    • @avalynpoe4441
      @avalynpoe4441 6 лет назад +2

      Inglourious Basterds sequel confirmed!

    • @papyruspapy5417
      @papyruspapy5417 6 лет назад

      Jesse Olson lol me too

    • @amyhoard1222
      @amyhoard1222 6 лет назад

      It may happen someday, sounds like Bully 2, to me :p

  • @noneya5865
    @noneya5865 6 лет назад +459

    I like how you could get the wallet back after pushing the guy into the woodchipper

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 лет назад +21

      Well, you didn't push the WALLET in. :p

  • @caedes5728
    @caedes5728 4 года назад +60

    You missed the one called “plenty more fish” in shadow complex which you get for leaving your girlfriend to her fate by driving away. I did also get the “chicken kicker” achievement in one of the fable games for...well...

    • @goddessofrandom7184
      @goddessofrandom7184 3 года назад +4

      Breaking their wings, legs and ribs and leaving them there for a week before stepping on it? And then kicking it to the road to get turned into roadkill? That sound evil enough for 'Chicken Kicker'?

    • @caedes5728
      @caedes5728 3 года назад +3

      Goddess of RANDOM!!! That escalated quickly! 😂

    • @calebrose740
      @calebrose740 3 года назад +2

      I used to play Fable
      I don't remember which one
      It was a long time ago
      More than three years
      I kicked chickens just to kick them
      I already had the achievement

  • @grimreaper78945
    @grimreaper78945 4 года назад +64

    The entirety of Shadow of the Colossus.
    ‘Nuff said

    • @grimreaper78945
      @grimreaper78945 3 года назад +2

      The fact that an achievement pops up immediately after you kill one.

    • @grimreaper78945
      @grimreaper78945 3 года назад +1

      There’s another reason why you would feel bad for killing them but, it would spoil the end of the game so, I’d suggest you play it first to know what I mean.

  • @marvelouschester4104
    @marvelouschester4104 7 лет назад +895

    I can't wait for "Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Origins"

    • @weebweeb3516
      @weebweeb3516 7 лет назад +58

      Marvelous Chester don't forget the 4th installment, "Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Retribution"

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 7 лет назад +54

      "Evil Achievements for Heartless Bastards: Reloaded"

    • @weebweeb3516
      @weebweeb3516 7 лет назад +62

      Okay so now we have a timeline
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: The Return
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Origins
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Retribution
      Evil Achievements for heartless Bastards: Reloaded
      now we need to do 2, 3, and then Brotherhood.
      SOON THIS FRANCHISE SHALL REACH A STRANGE AMOUNT OF SEQUELS AND NAMES AKIN TO BATTLEFIELD AND ASSASSIN'S CREED!

    • @gezblair
      @gezblair 7 лет назад +28

      Cod Sworth don't forget the reboot

    • @Reids0me
      @Reids0me 7 лет назад +29

      Don't forget the deluxe edition, and the ultimate edition which is just all of them in one video.

  • @bennice6811
    @bennice6811 6 лет назад +396

    I actually got the "what is wrong with you?!" Achievement completely by accident. I was playing a mission and was being swamped with enemy carriages and found that killing the horses was an easier and faster way of getting rid of them.

    • @aeringothyk5445
      @aeringothyk5445 6 лет назад +50

      That’s intentional horse murder. Not an accident.

    • @zonamaster4763
      @zonamaster4763 6 лет назад +16

      as the achievement said, what is wrong with you?!

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 6 лет назад +8

      what is wrong with killing horses ? it's not like we need horses anymore since we have good old gasoline .

    • @veziusthethird
      @veziusthethird 6 лет назад +7

      Antonio Brother they also have give us food. you know, meat

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 6 лет назад +3

      VeziusTheThird yeah . i never had horse, though .

  • @sammyazari1675
    @sammyazari1675 5 лет назад +29

    "between hitting harassers and killing horses I think templars might actually have a point" man that was awesome

  • @LadyMiir
    @LadyMiir 2 года назад +3

    I remember when the Endor DLC for Force Unleashed dropped. I was hanging out in a Star Wars chatroom at the time, and one guy came in to excitedly announce that you could dropkick Ewoks-- then the chatroom was suddenly emptied as everyone raced off to go dropkick Ewoks XD

    • @flickcentergaming680
      @flickcentergaming680 Год назад

      To be fair, the dropkicking animation is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

  • @BFedie518
    @BFedie518 7 лет назад +256

    You're revisiting this list because you're playing Red Dead Redemption and trying to resist tying people to railroad tracks, aren't you?

    • @nohaxmeh576
      @nohaxmeh576 7 лет назад +5

      Is that necessarily a bad thing? >:)

    • @BFedie518
      @BFedie518 7 лет назад +4

      +Definitely Nisha
      Oh I have.

  • @jon-michaelharris5840
    @jon-michaelharris5840 7 лет назад +75

    Jane- "Thanks dad"
    I just think she is talking to the Devil

    • @TheNarrowBoatDungeonMaster
      @TheNarrowBoatDungeonMaster 7 лет назад +12

      Jon-Michael Harris yeah well it's a bloody disgrace when your little brother gets his own game and tones of movies abs your relegated to a RUclips channel.

    • @mattmorgan14
      @mattmorgan14 6 лет назад +1

      Erin Panes who is her brother

    • @radicallus635
      @radicallus635 6 лет назад +1

      Lucius. The son of Satan. (Not really, but it's for kicks and giggles.)

  • @philippegauvin-vallee9371
    @philippegauvin-vallee9371 2 года назад +6

    7:46 To be fair, it is (purposefully or not) the most effective (and spectacular) way to disable a pesky chasing carriage. More than once did I accidentally shoot the horse instead of the driver. No aimed shot, all quick shots.

  • @katfromthekong414
    @katfromthekong414 Месяц назад +3

    Jane's what-would-your-dad-say joke is too good 😂

  • @GuyWithAnAmazingHat
    @GuyWithAnAmazingHat 7 лет назад +78

    People with the most animated eyebrows:
    1. Ethan Klein
    2. Emilia Clarke
    3. Jane Douglas

    • @daafaev15
      @daafaev15 7 лет назад +7

      GuyWithAnAmazingHat eyebrows the internet looking for lists like this

  • @narcspector
    @narcspector 7 лет назад +161

    "What the hell hero, what would your dad say?! *coughs* , probably." LOL

    • @SonicUmami
      @SonicUmami 6 лет назад

      Bottomless Pit is your profile picture death grips ??

  • @thewonkydonkeyleader
    @thewonkydonkeyleader 4 года назад +12

    You have got to love it when it says "you have gotten an achievement" then "You...Monster"

  • @monty609
    @monty609 4 года назад +12

    I only got the “evil achievement” in Friday the 13th because the guy that helped me fixed the boat, didn’t want to escape with me and right when he said that, Jason teleported to us and we went separate ways.

  • @uswhockey972
    @uswhockey972 7 лет назад +242

    That video was the first to get me into watching youtubers, OxBox is a gateway drug!

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 7 лет назад +2

      MAKE IT ILLEGAL!

    • @pahman3070
      @pahman3070 7 лет назад +4

      Some Guy are you the same Some Guy who watches Nerdcubed and Many A True Nerd?

    • @Tigercup9
      @Tigercup9 7 лет назад +1

      No, you're thinking of That Guy, my brother.
      I kid. Yes, I am. Anything important you needed to tell me or just noticing that I like British RUclipsrs?

  • @calebsimmons8539
    @calebsimmons8539 7 лет назад +201

    wait did jane just say "thanks dad" to the devil... my suspicions are being proved

  • @CelticVictory
    @CelticVictory 2 года назад +6

    I really wasn't expecting the murder of your new wolf friend. I thought they were going to use it to kill a human enemy.

  • @StrikaAmaru
    @StrikaAmaru 4 года назад +7

    13:30 It's a bit harder to empathize, when in ep 6 Ewoks are cannibals... those poor stormtroopers :(

    • @brendanroberts1310
      @brendanroberts1310 3 года назад

      There only cannibals if they eat there own species.

    • @StrikaAmaru
      @StrikaAmaru 3 года назад +1

      @@brendanroberts1310 In real life, yeah... but for fiction the definition tends to get an expansion - a fully sapient creature eating another fully sapient creature is also considered cannibalism even if they're different species.

    • @brendanroberts1310
      @brendanroberts1310 3 года назад

      @@StrikaAmaru ah didn't know that thanks for the info.

    • @insomniagobrrr5542
      @insomniagobrrr5542 Год назад

      @@StrikaAmaru you're stretching the definition of the word

  • @miraleeks
    @miraleeks 6 лет назад +201

    “Oh my god! They treated the Martyr of Hecatonchires poorly!”
    “You bastards!”

    • @megarigged
      @megarigged 5 лет назад +4

      what everybody was thinking that achievement

    • @lovejoy5774
      @lovejoy5774 5 лет назад +2

      Profile pic checks out

    • @alittlewoozy3187
      @alittlewoozy3187 5 лет назад +2

      Ain’t nobody gonna escape.

    • @god2593
      @god2593 3 года назад +1

      Yeah?

  • @mikesample3249
    @mikesample3249 7 лет назад +347

    Bringing back my favorite list!

  • @STEP6192
    @STEP6192 5 лет назад +14

    12:30 Beautiful, BEAUTIFUL message.
    "Teach them how to fish, and they'll fish for themselves.
    Trow them on the ground and they'll.."

  • @neromauritzen8917
    @neromauritzen8917 5 лет назад +26

    *Me aproaches wolf*
    "Shhhh!"
    *Me gets eaten alive*

    • @Jenna2k
      @Jenna2k 4 года назад +5

      Gotta say shhhh twice

  • @ChuggerNugget
    @ChuggerNugget 6 лет назад +64

    In Shadow of War, you get an achievement for beating your own orc until he cant take it anymore and he turns on you

  • @violetsnow804
    @violetsnow804 7 лет назад +75

    I got What is Wrong With You by accident, because in carriage chases, it's easier to just kill the horse then bother with the driver.

    • @OGVade
      @OGVade 6 лет назад +3

      Violet Snow lmao same

    • @GoVocaloider
      @GoVocaloider 6 лет назад +2

      I got it by accident too....because I can't aim. 😅

  • @FuryMcpurey
    @FuryMcpurey 3 года назад +5

    I actually once got the Traitor Achievement in BBT. Me and my oldest brother were always killing each other in game because we both found it hilarious and all in good sport.

  • @artmancanvas781
    @artmancanvas781 5 лет назад +23

    4:19
    AnD tHe FlOoR-bOaRdS wErE bReAkInG aNd CrEaKiNg AnD pEiCeS oF tHe ShIp WeRe FaLlInG aPart.

    • @RealBadMike
      @RealBadMike 4 года назад +2

      You should get one of these achievements for typing like that

    • @hotcrossbuns6585
      @hotcrossbuns6585 4 года назад +5

      And then Reginald comes upstairs and he's all like, "I SaY GenTlEmeN, I Do bElieVe We ArE In QUite a SpoT oF boThEr"

    • @TurnipCart
      @TurnipCart 4 года назад +2

      @@Alsebra who kares

  • @Lolpy.
    @Lolpy. 6 лет назад +389

    I got that Friday the 13th achievement by accident the funny thing is I saw one of the guys alive on the side of the road and I WAS going to stop for him but then I saw Jason appear and I just drove away
    Am I a bad person?

    • @anarky1765
      @anarky1765 6 лет назад +54

      No, he was already screwed. Running away was the obvious move at that point.

    • @SonBoruto
      @SonBoruto 6 лет назад +35

      One man's escape is another one's death. Which is Friday the 13th in a Nutshell 😂

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 6 лет назад +34

      A supernatural serial killer is on the loose. It’s every man or woman for themselves in my book, unless you can save them without putting yourself at risk. If he’s RIGHT THERE there really isn’t anything you could do anyway, lol.

    • @numaandhavoctv
      @numaandhavoctv 5 лет назад +40

      "HEY LOOK A GUY!"
      *jason appears*
      "FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK"

    • @jevonjackson4236
      @jevonjackson4236 5 лет назад +15

      I don't blame you i see Jason i will runaway like the greatest coward in history. Side note it's better to runaway like a little girl than getting killed by Jason just saying

  • @KayDizzelVids
    @KayDizzelVids 6 лет назад +52

    I always figured Trevor was the very uncommon alignment of Fucking Crazy.

  • @niffry
    @niffry 3 года назад +2

    3:18 To be fair though, it would've been either that or being raised in a coop for another 5 or so minutes before being shot into a cage filled with hungry carnivousrus slimes

  • @USAFreewayROTF
    @USAFreewayROTF 4 года назад +3

    7:34 I got this achievement COMPLETELY by accident. I would always try shooting gangsters off the coaches. But there were times when it was COMPLETELY UNAVOIDABLE! And so I got the achievement...

  • @Axl4325
    @Axl4325 7 лет назад +594

    Not an achievement but just a really bad thing, in Fallout New Vegas there is a quest called "come fly with me" where to clear a facility from ghouls you have to help them to get to space, they want to go to space because they don't like the discrimination towards ghouls on earth and because they believe in a far away land for them, but you can sabotage the project by helping them do everything except that in the moment of the launch you change the coordination systems so they crash into each other and die, they just wanted to live without discrimination and you kill them, in ghoul culture that's considered a dick move

    • @chickencurry420
      @chickencurry420 6 лет назад +22

      Axl4325 Puh-LEEZE tell me the last part of that comment is a Rick and Morty reference! :D

    • @Axl4325
      @Axl4325 6 лет назад +21

      Japanese Brony hell yeah it is friend

    • @DouchebagDex
      @DouchebagDex 6 лет назад +24

      in human culture it's considered fun :D

    • @dang_cats
      @dang_cats 6 лет назад +5

      They die regardless so 🤷🏻‍♀️

    • @DarkRobotics
      @DarkRobotics 6 лет назад +9

      Axl4325 ghoul lives matter.

  • @TwicetheDicergaming
    @TwicetheDicergaming 6 лет назад +170

    Ok I got the tears of shame one but only because I was trying to kill a sabertooth and my bear got in the way.
    Oh boy was that fun trying to find another one

    • @brewskie866
      @brewskie866 6 лет назад +4

      Twice the Dicer gaming1675 just grab a mammoth and fuck everything up 😂

    • @StephenxTehxLefty
      @StephenxTehxLefty 6 лет назад +3

      I think I used the badger.

  • @fifo5553
    @fifo5553 5 лет назад +6

    3:58
    So you *would* throw live baby chickens into an incinerator if there was a discernable profit involved? Interesting.

  • @ryujinnchair
    @ryujinnchair 5 лет назад +11

    4:36 turn on captions

  • @TwisteDxBoi
    @TwisteDxBoi 6 лет назад +804

    I actually got the AC Syndicate trophy by accident, or rather by killing the horses of pursuing enemy carriages and not purposely killing them for the trophy. Extremely effective when chased by them. Just sayin'

    • @marhawkman303
      @marhawkman303 6 лет назад +32

      Such strategy! :D I've always found it amusing when acheivements like this actually have a valid use.

    • @nademhijaze9931
      @nademhijaze9931 6 лет назад +3

      Why he fuck you lying

    • @anarchyantz1564
      @anarchyantz1564 6 лет назад +11

      Same here TwisteDxBoi, it was the most effective way of dealing with them plus it keeps the glue factory in business or all those orphaned children wouldn't have a job right!

    • @sierraholmes4882
      @sierraholmes4882 6 лет назад +2

      TwisteDxBoi lol I’ve done it too!

    • @noahwattel4226
      @noahwattel4226 5 лет назад +8

      Same actually got it on accident without knowing it existed I was just shooting horses because I was surprised at how much bullets it took. IN THE HEAD.

  • @ibear2554
    @ibear2554 7 лет назад +90

    I have to say. I love Ewoks, but seeing them punted is one of the funniest things I've ever seen. I think I laughed at Jane's heartless joke about her Dad because of humor bleed- over.

    • @The_One_In_Black
      @The_One_In_Black 6 лет назад

      I don't get why people hate cannibal teddy bears that would have roasted and eaten most of the cast if not for Leia's mercy.

    • @dr.chaimsaw7841
      @dr.chaimsaw7841 6 лет назад +1

      +Bill Silvia technically they aren't cannibals for eating humans considering they're a different species

    • @The_One_In_Black
      @The_One_In_Black 6 лет назад

      Dr.Chaimsaw Fair point. I see the word get used in both ways so often it slipped out without thinking.

  • @kharnthebetrayer8251
    @kharnthebetrayer8251 6 лет назад +22

    Shadow of War: Bad Boss. Strike a Follower until he's had enough.
    You need to beat up an Orc, make him follow you. Then beat him until he turns on you, and then probably kill him.
    It is possible to get by accident, but it took me about 10 hits in a row before he turned on me, so pretty hard to do by accident.
    I just picked a guy that killed me, recruited him, then killed him to get the achievement.
    Also, Blood on Blood. Make a Captain kill his Blood Brother.
    The orc has to do it. So you have to 'recruit' the Orc, then assign them a mission to kill their blood brother, then help them weaken them until they can get the final hit... This often ends with them betraying you shortly after for forcing him to kill his blood brother, which is fair enough.

    • @morganhe-man3543
      @morganhe-man3543 5 лет назад

      Kharn The Betrayer I did both of those
      Before I started to try for the platinum

    • @jacobmartinez665
      @jacobmartinez665 5 лет назад

      Kharn The Betrayer sorry didn’t see you’re comment typed that too

    • @keithroderick5105
      @keithroderick5105 4 года назад

      Couldn't you force him to kill his brother, beat him a bit, and then kill him

    • @alcreamiemaster7293
      @alcreamiemaster7293 2 года назад

      It's weird but 2 of the times I did that, the brother said, I never liked him anyway

  • @Sansomeness
    @Sansomeness 5 лет назад +3

    13:50 Well, you obviously never played the first game. Have you seen how intensely he punts those Jawas? He even electrocutes them right before.

  • @battleframestudios8989
    @battleframestudios8989 6 лет назад +197

    Throwing the girl's ball into the well the most inhumane thing I saw on this list. Not the wood chipper death.

    • @lillol4
      @lillol4 6 лет назад +8

      Battle Frame Studios thank you for not saying that killing an animal was the most inhumane

    • @chibistanduserdio5034
      @chibistanduserdio5034 5 лет назад +1

      Kon'nichiwa tomoya

    • @OlaftheGreat
      @OlaftheGreat 5 лет назад +6

      "Nooooo! Why would you do that, hero? What would your dad say?"
      *Cough,* probably.

    • @aspirationsDelineation
      @aspirationsDelineation 5 лет назад +3

      I got that achievement trying to pass I back to the other brother.

    • @vladdracul5072
      @vladdracul5072 5 лет назад +1

      @@lillol4 Then I'm going to say it: killing an animal was the most despicable act on this list (not "inhumane" as that would imply "humane" as being a good thing despite the fact it has "human" in it, a species which frequently wages war on itself and often treats members of their own species with utter brutality).

  • @number4497
    @number4497 7 лет назад +112

    It's been four years? Holy shit. Congrats you guys for staying awesome.

  • @ChaoticUrges
    @ChaoticUrges 5 лет назад +5

    0:32 Love Trevor. Best Character.

  • @ThunderhunterFTW
    @ThunderhunterFTW 5 лет назад +6

    "and therefore, all achievement runs, are evil. Thank you."

  • @elisabethtveitalea3414
    @elisabethtveitalea3414 7 лет назад +826

    Hey, killing the horses was, although sad, really helpful during a carriage chase as it makes the carriage useless, and the horses are bigger and easier targets than the people. I'm not a monster Ok? I'm just an efficient player.
    Right guys?
    Guys?

    • @aaronchavez5335
      @aaronchavez5335 6 лет назад +19

      It was my favorite way to do things. After I used a horse to get somewhere i'd always shoot it and cause a massive wreck.

    • @RafehhhA
      @RafehhhA 6 лет назад

      Elisabeth Tveita Lea ok

    • @siimplylil9403
      @siimplylil9403 6 лет назад

      Elisabeth Tveita Lea yeah

    • @danielcurtis2981
      @danielcurtis2981 6 лет назад +16

      Whatever helps you sleep at night bud

    • @korn4283
      @korn4283 6 лет назад

      LEGOLAND Lego land yaaaaaay

  • @jefflinton9851
    @jefflinton9851 7 лет назад +84

    Tears of Shame achievement pops up, followed IMMEDIATELY by a Chevrolet ad. Love it.

    • @Mr_Spaghetti
      @Mr_Spaghetti 6 лет назад +1

      Jeff Linton i don’t get it

    • @stevenmaloy8065
      @stevenmaloy8065 6 лет назад

      Mr Spaghetti he’s saying if you

    • @stevenmaloy8065
      @stevenmaloy8065 6 лет назад

      Mr Spaghetti buy a Chevrolet you should be crying tears of shame

    • @burgervendor8616
      @burgervendor8616 6 лет назад +1

      Guess nobody has enough money to buy one...

  • @xcaliber7779
    @xcaliber7779 5 лет назад +5

    "What would your dad say? *cough* probably because he's sick" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dovah_Slayer
    @Dovah_Slayer 2 года назад +3

    Technically Starkiller does that to any small enemy he had a different move in the first game but it still ended with him kicking them

  • @DoyBarcenal
    @DoyBarcenal 6 лет назад +411

    Guy: Kicking a bunch of teddy bears into space.
    Me: *Insert team rocket joke here*

    • @nicholasfarrell5981
      @nicholasfarrell5981 5 лет назад +2

      I sing their song from the 2 B a Master CD.

    • @sickopenguin7202
      @sickopenguin7202 5 лет назад +3

      Insert duck tales space theme

    • @meatybean-nuts1974
      @meatybean-nuts1974 5 лет назад +2

      Dank

    • @feckusmaximus3234
      @feckusmaximus3234 5 лет назад +2

      You have no idea how hard I laughed at this XD

    • @k1er4n544
      @k1er4n544 5 лет назад +2

      Joseph Barcenal they are evil anyway they eat humans plus they got there first ever space program xD

  • @GG-dt5hh
    @GG-dt5hh 7 лет назад +1774

    So... in four years time, we can expect you guys to finally finish Shenmue?

    • @senan5555
      @senan5555 7 лет назад +2

      UltimateGeek 121 I read that Shmule
      Like Boy in Striped Pyjamas

    • @nashdiy8570
      @nashdiy8570 7 лет назад +27

      They're save was messed up. They will never finish it.

    • @ColdLazarus12
      @ColdLazarus12 7 лет назад +22

      **Vader NOOOOOOO**

    • @blazingfire7517
      @blazingfire7517 7 лет назад +22

      They should do that the same day Chugga uploads the last 2 Okami Trial Demon gates which should be the same day that MatPat uploads Doctor Who Part 3

    • @osedebame3522
      @osedebame3522 7 лет назад +61

      The same day Half Life 3 comes out.

  • @robertbrowne1462
    @robertbrowne1462 5 лет назад +4

    When I saw the battle block theatre ship appear on my screen I got hit with a wall of nostalgia 😌

  • @eides73
    @eides73 5 лет назад +11

    What happened to “Neglect”, the achievement that you get in Hollow Knight when you leave an intelligent being and comic relief character to be torn apart by a boss you could easily defeat? Zote is conceited l, but nobody deserves that...

    • @alexanderlev743
      @alexanderlev743 5 лет назад +1

      Isnt Zote that **** that screws you over if left alive? Besides ,he had it all under control (or so he said xD)

    • @sleeby4226
      @sleeby4226 Год назад

      I thought I could come back later because I sucked and couldn’t even beat vengefly king then I came back after beating hornet to see his corpse

  • @MegaGouch
    @MegaGouch 6 лет назад +208

    What about killing all the Bigfoot in Red Dead Redemption, Undead nightmare?
    When given the choice to kill or leave the final Bigfoot, I of course did the humane thing.....
    firebombed him.

    • @araccooninthedistance6817
      @araccooninthedistance6817 6 лет назад +7

      MegaGouch i throwing knifed each of his limbs then blew him up

    • @josecardenas9021
      @josecardenas9021 5 лет назад +2

      Props

    • @DVD-jw3ly
      @DVD-jw3ly 4 года назад +1

      i placed the dynamite exactly and blew him into the water.

    • @Fritz_A.
      @Fritz_A. Год назад

      I'm probably the only player who spared him

  • @tmirred1945
    @tmirred1945 7 лет назад +30

    5:14 But it was I only wanted to kill him 49 times... but you know, too mutch motion...

  • @dungeonpastor8295
    @dungeonpastor8295 4 года назад +2

    The fact that Jane is I’m fact her dnd character sans horns is my favorite thing about this channel

  • @atronx7
    @atronx7 5 лет назад +1

    I got the AC Syndicate one within an hour or two, shooting the enemies horses is a great way to leave the templars in the dust.

  • @cyndrift
    @cyndrift 7 лет назад +66

    I THOUGHT I WOULD NEVER SEE THE DAY
    THANK YOU SO MUCH

  • @gayboichow2770
    @gayboichow2770 7 лет назад +176

    I got the Friday the 13th achievement by driving the car to the exit and accidentally running someone over who was trying to escape with the cops XD

    • @bruhmoment8962
      @bruhmoment8962 6 лет назад +23

      The Red Hat “accidentally” lol

    • @landongaming7470
      @landongaming7470 6 лет назад

      I just left

    • @timmyteaches7663
      @timmyteaches7663 6 лет назад

      The Red Hat nice

    • @Thesoga0820
      @Thesoga0820 6 лет назад

      Tyler Bergen He got an achievement for it so clearly Jason would do it. Also how is doing the objective of the game being a coward?

    • @vali6717
      @vali6717 6 лет назад +1

      In an ironic twist I got it by sacrificing Chad so I could escape.

  • @DestronGaming
    @DestronGaming 5 лет назад +13

    Oh, Lord Primus, help us!!! I think Jane's personality is merging with her DnD character's!!! SHE'S BECOMING DEMONIC!!! lol
    "Tears of Shame" almost brought tears to my eyes! I can't believe that a few people would kill the wolf that they befriended! Still, its only worth doing that if you find a LARGE animal to do it to...
    Keep it up you guys!!!

    • @MxDemeanor
      @MxDemeanor 3 года назад +1

      Me: *walks up to you going 'shhhh, shhh'*

    • @CelticVictory
      @CelticVictory 2 года назад

      @@MxDemeanor Oh, you seem so nice...wait, I see where this is going.

    • @MxDemeanor
      @MxDemeanor 2 года назад

      @@CelticVictory *EVILE LAUGH*

  • @johnlemon252
    @johnlemon252 2 года назад +1

    I got "Tears of Shame" when the white wolf fell off a cliff. I found his corpse, was really sad that I'd lost "Buddy" as I'd taken to calling him. As I stood over his corpse I thought "Well, I shouldn't let the pelt go to waste," so my Takkar tearfully skinned his wolf friend, and then I got that achievement and that was just the tear-flavored icing on the sadness cake. Walk free, Buddy. Walk free.

  • @abramnanney1763
    @abramnanney1763 6 лет назад +244

    Fun Fact: alligators actually hate the taste of human meat

    • @karlderkase479
      @karlderkase479 6 лет назад +78

      Did ... a alligator tell you that ?

    • @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575
      @fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 5 лет назад +3

      But ryly tho

    • @recjr7685
      @recjr7685 5 лет назад +39

      It's a mutual sentiment if true, alligator meat is disgusting.

    • @RealRabidRabbit
      @RealRabidRabbit 5 лет назад +7

      Robert Chaffins But gator jerky is super good

    • @recjr7685
      @recjr7685 5 лет назад +8

      Huh, I've never had it jerky style.
      Well, next hunting trip.

  • @aaronmcdonald4685
    @aaronmcdonald4685 7 лет назад +110

    This gives me hope that you guys will do a 'Mousetrap: The Return' letsplay in approximately 4 years.
    I can dream, guys. I can dream.

  • @chickendoinks74
    @chickendoinks74 4 года назад +4

    The ac syndicate achievement wasn’t even something I tried to get, it just happened to be one of my preferred methods of deal with the blighters.

  • @ninjaskeletronix3135
    @ninjaskeletronix3135 4 года назад +4

    The tears of shame should be renamed to: "Are you happy you heartless bastard?"

  • @unsociableweeb3693
    @unsociableweeb3693 7 лет назад +192

    I have a good excuse to why I got "Chad is a Dick" achievement, ive been walking around telling everyone that I fixed the car, but instead they all decided to wait for the police arrive. So I did as they please and went without them, once I left they all died.

    • @RatAvenue
      @RatAvenue 6 лет назад +2

      Unsociable Weeb
      who's your profile pic? Tomoko?

    • @quintenvargas7400
      @quintenvargas7400 6 лет назад +11

      Unsociable Weeb I got the achievement as well but my excuse is that someone told me to leave them

    • @MarcadudeandCodester
      @MarcadudeandCodester 6 лет назад +4

      My excuse is I left in the boat just as the other last guy was being killed, so they would've died anyways

    • @Anthonybrother
      @Anthonybrother 6 лет назад

      I want to play games online with you

    • @ericatrent89
      @ericatrent89 6 лет назад +3

      Unsociable Weeb my excuse is im a dick

  • @Ripatoris
    @Ripatoris 7 лет назад +39

    But what about the Darkest Dungeon achievement: "Like lambs to the slaughter", where you send resolve level 0 heroes to... well... Also out of almost 3,000 players, only 7.97% got this achievement

  • @shadedergu9921
    @shadedergu9921 6 лет назад +1

    People talk about Ezio being all that, but they forget how Ezio spent most of his career following in Altair’s “Legendary footsteps”

  • @stiffpictures8971
    @stiffpictures8971 4 года назад +10

    *sees battleblock theater*
    My brain:
    **Secret**
    Audhehishehrhwuejdhejehfvr

  • @possumridgeentertainment4614
    @possumridgeentertainment4614 6 лет назад +12

    You don't have to be the one to kill your pet to get the tears of shame achievement. I came out of a battle where my pet died, barely kept myself alive so I was unable to get to my pet to heal him, so I decided to take advantage of the situation. The Neanderthals (I can't remember what they're called in-game) killed him but I got the achievement anyway just as soon as I butchered him.

  • @aluchardtheunluckyvampire2545
    @aluchardtheunluckyvampire2545 6 лет назад +122

    When i picked up the gta 5 couple they started doing it in the back

    • @Luke-of1fl
      @Luke-of1fl 6 лет назад +10

      Alucard Murcielago wtf

    • @bamleith3095
      @bamleith3095 5 лет назад +5

      nice

    • @DucklynStark
      @DucklynStark 5 лет назад +22

      Did anyone actually take the couple back to the hotel? Or was it just me?

    • @hervaliantangel5323
      @hervaliantangel5323 5 лет назад +12

      Which, personally, made it that much more satisfying to deliver them to the Altruist camp. No, there will be no hanky-panky in MY backseat, thank you very much. Well, unless it's ME doing the hanky-panky. The mess I had to clean up afterwards, that just won't fly. Light the car up afterwards in a holistic cleansing.
      Of course, it never occurred to me to turn around and shoot them, or light them on fire, like in other comments.
      Hmmm. Gonna do that in later playthroughs.

    • @hervaliantangel5323
      @hervaliantangel5323 4 года назад +2

      @Whiteface IMSCARED why not all of the above? Do multiple playthroughs, and execute them differently in each playthrough ;) There's your replayability, lol

  • @dolphindrawings9331
    @dolphindrawings9331 5 лет назад +3

    7:01 on top of that pain just to knock it down, they whine and whine and whine making you feel awful about what you are doing...I'm sorry random Dhole I'll never use

  • @therealnickynurotic8930
    @therealnickynurotic8930 4 года назад +7

    15:58 what she says 😂 I love that girl

  • @sickrandy2946
    @sickrandy2946 6 лет назад +122

    Lest we forget the Dragon Age Origins achievement for siding with the werewolves in “The Nature of the Beast”
    You essentially promise a group of settlers you’ll save them from the werewolves that have been slaughtering them, only to bring the werewolves back to their camp so they can slaughter them some more.

    • @nerothewateruser8030
      @nerothewateruser8030 6 лет назад +2

      Sick Randy that should be in here

    • @Daniel_C_Griffin
      @Daniel_C_Griffin 5 лет назад +9

      They're only being attacked because Zathrian cursed them centuries ago and refused to even parley with them despite numerous attempts. The Werewolves grew desperate.
      Fun tip, side with the Werewolves and use the Cleanse Templar ability and see how fast the Zathrian boss fight ends :D

    • @santiagomolinas5154
      @santiagomolinas5154 5 лет назад +1

      Juli

    • @patirck024
      @patirck024 5 лет назад

      Sick Randy I did that haha

    • @KasumiRINA
      @KasumiRINA 4 года назад +1

      Bioware got tons of these. How about killing Maelon, destroying his data that countless Krogan women died for, killing your best friend Wrex so he wouldn't know, sabotaging the genophage cure, and dooming an entire race to die out so you can save Mordin who's like 50 and most salarians don't even live that long. :3 I did that. Of course, not doing all that means you have to shoot Mordin in cold blood if you went for sabotage and I couldn't do that.

  • @NGMonocrom
    @NGMonocrom 7 лет назад +14

    Thumbs up for Andy using the term "Sheeple," and surprisingly using it the right way. Nicely done, Andy.

  • @lever4564
    @lever4564 4 года назад +2

    10:52 ay I don't know about that one chiff ._.
    this game is on ps4 only...

  • @Wildcard-Jack-47
    @Wildcard-Jack-47 5 лет назад +3

    5:59 *remembers i got every achievement in far cry primal*
    Oh shit what did i do
    Edit: you cant even get animal skin from your animals just meat and betrayal