Looks like 47 was on _The Quest_ to eliminate a _Hard Target._ Not a _Kickboxer_ or a _Cyborg,_ but a real _Lionheart_ like him. Andy opened all those vents to avoid there being _Nowhere to Run._ Then he tried to be a real _Street Fighter_ like it was a _Bloodsport,_ but after the glitching it was _Timecop_ to the situation and just go for a _Sudden Impact._ Truly, 47 is the only true _Universal Soldier._
As Jane obliquely reminded us, the "dojo" was the site of one of my all-time favorite Oxbox moments: Jane's unintentional chain poisoning of a load of non-targets, as each one came to investigate the death of the last victim and they dropped in a pile at the doorway. This game makes us laugh at some pretty grim events. :P
That's all I can think of whenever I go in that room - I just remember Jane begging people to, "Stop going in the poison room," even though she could've easily turned off the ventilation system instead.
If this had been a 3 Ways to Play video, I’m sure Jane would have found a way to adopt the clones, fake their deaths and let them live on her farm upstate where they could dance and do the splits to their heart’s content
I like to think its a balance of Andy and Mike's play styles to avoid posting a 2 hour video of all three of them playing the level. I would still be nice to see a 'Full Mike' run.
I hate that Elusive Targets are one try only; they're so much fun, and a single try is never enough to really explore all the silliness. They'd be a huge draw if they were permanent parts of the game, too.
That's what the Elusive Target Arcade is for and JCVD's Arcade mission is currently free for all players. I used it for practice before I went after the "one shot" ET.
We haven't had enough Hitman this year imo, still - better late than never. Maybe next year if we're graced with the Bond game we'll have that to fill the void.
How does the developer pitch this to these celebrities? "Hi! Yeah, have you heard of the Hitman series of games? How would you like to be killed by Agent 47?"
He's got 3 kids that would have been the right ages to grow up with Hitman. Most of the time you see someone doing a weird kids or video game project. Their kids were usually fans.
Hearing him go I think ur freak is the most emotion I’ve heard this man. Jane kinda spitting with the internal conflict that a mission like this would manifest. I love sassy 47
More Hitman goodness from you guys and what a elusive target challenge to end the year on, definitely saved one of the best ever till last, thank you Jane, Mike and Andy.
Watching them play in this map reminds me that, often, when someone asks a series of questions I can hear Andy from the first time he played this map asking, "a dongle? What's a dongle? Are you a dongle?"
Andy, the best Hitman player (judging by all the 3 ways to play videos) out of the three, forgot that: You can do and pick up anything as long as there is no red exclamation mark next to the prompt. NPCs will spot you in mirror if you don't crouch before taking them down. You can "legally" open the vents on Chonqing with your camera. (That's what the dongles are mainly for.) It was a fun video but also very frustrating to watch at those certain times lol
Yeah he really is slipping lol. Andy, the best Hitman player (judging by all the 3 ways to play videos) out of the three, forgot that: You can do and pick up anything as long as there is no red exclamation mark next to the prompt. NPCs will spot you in mirror if you don't crouch before taking them down. You can "legally" open the vents on Chonqing with your camera. It was a fun video but also very frustrating to watch at those certain times.
OX hitman, The best Xmas gift we could have gotten. Especially with Andy on the controls inspecting the quality of the JCVD clones from various angles 😂
That intrusive thought is why the ET restriction can be so frustrating. You so want to replay the mission and see the rest of the cool things they've done with the mission.
It's nice to see you guys playing Hitman again. :) I have to say, hearing the clones scream as they were boiled was pretty gruesome. Almost as bad as when guards scream "I have a family!" before they get taken out. :)
The movie titled "JCVD" where Jean Claude plays a version of himself who, depressed as his career cools off, actually starts to believe he can navigate a real bank heist and save the hostages, is absolutely wild. Anyone seen it?
Well done, Andy! I will admit to being morbidly curious about how the other option with the compactor would have looked, but perhaps a quick drop is better after the lobster method used earlier. 🙂
over the years, soooo many smiles out of you guys' wholesome and lovely content. thanks for doing what you do, and being yourself, and bringing others a bit of light and joy. happy Christmas!
I'm sorry to do this, but I figured this is a rather, "fun," gameplay fact: Y'all didn't have to kill the employees observing the dancing clone, because they're actually _assigned_ to put him down! That clone was deemed a letdown (since, y'know, he's a dancer, and not a kickboxer), but they thought that he deserved to live, and couldn't bring themselves to pull the trigger, so 47 could offer to do it for them, instead. It's such a...cute? Sad? Opportunity. (Oh, and, to drive the point home - the clone will not react to _anything,_ so you didn't need to coin the employees, either, haha.)
Yeah but sadly Andy was wearing the wrong outfit. I made an effort to take the dancing one out last though. Was hoping Diana would be like 'That clone is not a threat, better just leave him be 47.'
@@HGChaosNL He was - that's the only area where the Street Guard disguise wasn't allowed, so they're definitely right to sort that problem out - but he could've just taken the first employee's outfit, and not killed the second one, haha. I've never tried to see if the latter would still carry out the conversation, on her own, but she wouldn't have protested against 47 killing the clone, basically. But, yeah, I _really_ wish they'd added a secret way out, if we manage to leave him for last. Poor munchkin...
@@bobbyfernando Won't they freak out if you have the red engineer suit on and pull out a weapon? I don't know because I used the guard's disguise to commit the unspeakable act in that padded cell... "But Diana, he just wanted to dance..."😭
@@bobbyfernando Definitely going to try that tomorrow once I can retry the elusive target in arcade mode. Very interested in her dialogue once she is alone haha
nice work on this elusive, funny how that one one ending up with bricks in his hands they were left in the air disappointing they game doesn't let you wear the suits, they could of had a special one with a 47 on it for an unlock
It'd be pretty funny if dev team actually had to built special model or special rigging for JCVD's model to works with split since I believe models in this game weren't built for this extreme pose like this.
I work in China and visited chongqing a few times and let me tell you, you're right. The city is NUTS. Definitely worth visiting if you ever travel china.
They missed an opportunity to have this level be a hydroelectric plant with a tour event occurring. Then he could have clobbered Van Damme with a dam van.
The Quest and Time Cop are my favourite JCVD films because those were the two that I had on video as a teenager and watched multiple times. Any other films I just saw once or twice on TV. I can’t believe you thought you could dress as a clone. If it was possible then I assume everybody on the level would instantly become a noticer.
I love that, when it comes to making sure he can complete a Elusive Target mission, Andy is willing to go at least a LITTLE BIT Mike. Not FULL Mike, that's an inappropriate level of chaos, but A Little Bit. XD
Hard Target is such a wild movie! Would highly recommend watching that if you haven't. It's John Woo's American film debut and you can tell he still had a hard time leaving his Asian roots behind. It's a beautiful thing
The quest, Desert Heat (aka Inferno), Lionheart. Universal Soldier and Legionnaire with honorable mentions. Fun fact: When I was a kid, I had special permission at the movie store to rent Jackie Chan and Jean-Claude Van Damme movies even though they were rated R lol. Girl's got to have her special interests I guess.
Yeah... i feel lime I cheesed this level with the bathroom of death. Once the reseachers the legitimately needs to pee goes it, just the 2nd sink overflowing and throwing wrenches/screwdrivers after wrench at people/clones checking on it
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Looks like 47 was on _The Quest_ to eliminate a _Hard Target._ Not a _Kickboxer_ or a _Cyborg,_ but a real _Lionheart_ like him. Andy opened all those vents to avoid there being _Nowhere to Run._ Then he tried to be a real _Street Fighter_ like it was a _Bloodsport,_ but after the glitching it was _Timecop_ to the situation and just go for a _Sudden Impact._ Truly, 47 is the only true _Universal Soldier._
I SEE WHAT YOU DID THERE!
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...well, to be fair 'twasn't too hard, considering you italic'ed the relevant words... 😉
47 hasn't had this many targets since Jane's patient zero final mission
surely you mean mike
@@polkarrty you're right I misremembered who messed up worst
@@edwardling9614 when in doubt, it's always mike :P
@@edwardling9614 idk what you mean "messed up". There were only 11 non target kills.
And I think 19 people left alive on the map.
@@ryanwillinghamunless it involves a chef and an exploding duck
Please never stop playing Hitman
As long as they keep getting the views.
As Jane obliquely reminded us, the "dojo" was the site of one of my all-time favorite Oxbox moments: Jane's unintentional chain poisoning of a load of non-targets, as each one came to investigate the death of the last victim and they dropped in a pile at the doorway. This game makes us laugh at some pretty grim events. :P
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Username checks out
@@FelisImpurratorwhat did they do to you.
That's all I can think of whenever I go in that room - I just remember Jane begging people to, "Stop going in the poison room," even though she could've easily turned off the ventilation system instead.
@@icravedeath.1200 Nothing? It's just hilarious that the NPCs apparently all had a collective... Cognitive failure, get it
@@jamma.77 I'm so happy she didn't because I was laughing so hard I could barely breathe.
If this had been a 3 Ways to Play video, I’m sure Jane would have found a way to adopt the clones, fake their deaths and let them live on her farm upstate where they could dance and do the splits to their heart’s content
Jane's Happy Himbo Farm. 😂
So many Jean Cloned Van Dammes!
Andy killing non targets in cold blood! Mike is a bad influence on you, Andy!
I like to think its a balance of Andy and Mike's play styles to avoid posting a 2 hour video of all three of them playing the level. I would still be nice to see a 'Full Mike' run.
I hate that Elusive Targets are one try only; they're so much fun, and a single try is never enough to really explore all the silliness.
They'd be a huge draw if they were permanent parts of the game, too.
This one feels like the missions they did in Hitman: No Subtitle in Sapienza and Marrakech.
@@TheHutchy01 hitman 3 really needs actual side missions.
That's what the Elusive Target Arcade is for and JCVD's Arcade mission is currently free for all players. I used it for practice before I went after the "one shot" ET.
@@ButMadNNW626 huh, neat
@@ButMadNNW626 Oh, that's either new or I didn't know about it. Gotta check it out.
"You'll need the tier 3 dongle to get through the vents"
Uses screwdriver to open vents.
We haven't had enough Hitman this year imo, still - better late than never. Maybe next year if we're graced with the Bond game we'll have that to fill the void.
This is the best Hitman gift I could imagine though. What a concept!
Somehow I don't think a bond game is going to come anywhere near the level of fun and chaos that Hitman provides.
14:32 brings back memories of Andy yelling 'Isolate Yourself!' to another Illusive Target,
tho i forget which one. 🤣😅😂
I don't know if it was an Elusive Target, I think it was in Marrakesh when he needed to steal a guy's outfit for a mission story.
How does the developer pitch this to these celebrities?
"Hi! Yeah, have you heard of the Hitman series of games? How would you like to be killed by Agent 47?"
He's got 3 kids that would have been the right ages to grow up with Hitman.
Most of the time you see someone doing a weird kids or video game project. Their kids were usually fans.
@@ethanliddle9008for example, slash featuring in that one Phineas and Ferb song.
I wish I could name other examples but I can't remember any others.
Hello, Mr Van Damme. Would you like some money?
@@ethanliddle9008also, John Carpenter is a gamer and he's older than jcvd, so age doesn't really matter at the end of the day.
@@TwoLeftThumbs kinda cynical to think it's always entirely monetarily motivated.
Hearing him go I think ur freak is the most emotion I’ve heard this man. Jane kinda spitting with the internal conflict that a mission like this would manifest. I love sassy 47
More Hitman goodness from you guys and what a elusive target challenge to end the year on, definitely saved one of the best ever till last, thank you Jane, Mike and Andy.
I like how, after a WILDLY out of character murderfest from Andy*, Mike asks "Silent Assassin?"
*"from Andy" being the operative phrase here
Mike explaining that he likes Timecop because it has a scene where JCvD freezes someone's arm and kicks it off was so on brand 😂😂😂
Watching them play in this map reminds me that, often, when someone asks a series of questions I can hear Andy from the first time he played this map asking, "a dongle? What's a dongle? Are you a dongle?"
Andy, Jane, and Mike playing Hitman? Merry Christmas to me...
Andy, the best Hitman player (judging by all the 3 ways to play videos) out of the three, forgot that:
You can do and pick up anything as long as there is no red exclamation mark next to the prompt.
NPCs will spot you in mirror if you don't crouch before taking them down.
You can "legally" open the vents on Chonqing with your camera. (That's what the dongles are mainly for.)
It was a fun video but also very frustrating to watch at those certain times lol
When have I ever cared?!-Mike made me laugh hard
He truly didn't give a Damme
They should have made this unlock a leotard with the number 47 on it.
This one is not Easy. It's a Hard Target.
Will they prepare or will it be a Sudden Death?
It’s tough, but the OxBOX crew can handle this Bloodsport because they have Lionheart(s)
LeGiOnNaiRe! 😄
@ outstanding! Well played, sir.
You hit those mans really well.
That dancing clone was doing the goofy dance the JCVD did in Kickboxer
Yes, they said that in the video.
Truely the best XMAS gift... HITMAN. Hitman is my favorite series yall play, I wish they'd update the game more so we can get more of it.
Phrase of the video?..."distractingly leotarded."😂😂
If you want distractingly leotarded, go look at the Wikipedia picture of Jules Leotard himself, I can tell you it wasn't cold in the studio that day.
@TheHutchy01 😂😂
3 stars, Andy's losing his touch. 😅 Always love your Hitman videos, they're the best 🤣
Yeah he really is slipping lol. Andy, the best Hitman player (judging by all the 3 ways to play videos) out of the three, forgot that:
You can do and pick up anything as long as there is no red exclamation mark next to the prompt.
NPCs will spot you in mirror if you don't crouch before taking them down.
You can "legally" open the vents on Chonqing with your camera.
It was a fun video but also very frustrating to watch at those certain times.
We really need a "3 Ways to Play Hitman Blood Money" series!
OX hitman, The best Xmas gift we could have gotten. Especially with Andy on the controls inspecting the quality of the JCVD clones from various angles 😂
That intrusive thought is why the ET restriction can be so frustrating. You so want to replay the mission and see the rest of the cool things they've done with the mission.
ET Arcade ✌🏻
And you can restart the ET mission as much as you want as long as you haven't completed any objectives yet.
@ you can restart after that as well…you completely shut down the game. Also works on elusive targets and in freelancer as long as you didn‘t die.
I'll be honest, when you said "I'm going to give him a warrior's death" I don't think that's where I thought that was quite going
It's nice to see you guys playing Hitman again. :)
I have to say, hearing the clones scream as they were boiled was pretty gruesome. Almost as bad as when guards scream "I have a family!" before they get taken out. :)
Always nice to hear Street Fighter the Movie getting the love it deserves.
This video has made my week in a way I was not expecting. It’s a perfect storm of greatness and hilarity. Thank you!
The movie titled "JCVD" where Jean Claude plays a version of himself who, depressed as his career cools off, actually starts to believe he can navigate a real bank heist and save the hostages, is absolutely wild. Anyone seen it?
OXBox Hitman video!... Christmas came early!
Nice! I was hoping you’d play this. Such a great elusive target.
The gym scene and the clones remind me of Universal Soldier, another JCvD movie
Well done, Andy! I will admit to being morbidly curious about how the other option with the compactor would have looked, but perhaps a quick drop is better after the lobster method used earlier. 🙂
Who can resist that loony toons pause in the air when you realize gravity has betrayed you.
Always love Hitman content from y'all.
I deeply enjoy that somehow all the clones have a Belgian accent too
over the years, soooo many smiles out of you guys' wholesome and lovely content. thanks for doing what you do, and being yourself, and bringing others a bit of light and joy. happy Christmas!
Three best Jean-Claude Van Damme films. 1) Hard Target, 2) JCVD, 3) Sudden Death. Also, I so love them playing Hitman.
Timecop, bloodsport and expendables 2 for me. I love street fighter but I love it more for Raul Julia and ming na wen than I do for van Damme
These elusive targets are always so fun, and this one was especially hilarious! You can tell the Hitman team has a ton of fun making them.
Liking this one before the ads have even finished
Classic JCVD villain appearance - No Retreat No Surrender. Amazing!
I'm sorry to do this, but I figured this is a rather, "fun," gameplay fact: Y'all didn't have to kill the employees observing the dancing clone, because they're actually _assigned_ to put him down! That clone was deemed a letdown (since, y'know, he's a dancer, and not a kickboxer), but they thought that he deserved to live, and couldn't bring themselves to pull the trigger, so 47 could offer to do it for them, instead. It's such a...cute? Sad? Opportunity.
(Oh, and, to drive the point home - the clone will not react to _anything,_ so you didn't need to coin the employees, either, haha.)
Yeah but sadly Andy was wearing the wrong outfit. I made an effort to take the dancing one out last though. Was hoping Diana would be like 'That clone is not a threat, better just leave him be 47.'
@@HGChaosNL He was - that's the only area where the Street Guard disguise wasn't allowed, so they're definitely right to sort that problem out - but he could've just taken the first employee's outfit, and not killed the second one, haha. I've never tried to see if the latter would still carry out the conversation, on her own, but she wouldn't have protested against 47 killing the clone, basically.
But, yeah, I _really_ wish they'd added a secret way out, if we manage to leave him for last. Poor munchkin...
@@bobbyfernando Won't they freak out if you have the red engineer suit on and pull out a weapon? I don't know because I used the guard's disguise to commit the unspeakable act in that padded cell...
"But Diana, he just wanted to dance..."😭
@@HGChaosNL The red outfit works, too! (Or, _worked,_ at least, since I did it more than a week ago.)
@@bobbyfernando Definitely going to try that tomorrow once I can retry the elusive target in arcade mode. Very interested in her dialogue once she is alone haha
nice work on this elusive, funny how that one one ending up with bricks in his hands they were left in the air
disappointing they game doesn't let you wear the suits, they could of had a special one with a 47 on it for an unlock
It'd be pretty funny if dev team actually had to built special model or special rigging for JCVD's model to works with split since I believe models in this game weren't built for this extreme pose like this.
they can do yoga animations and stuff
Yeah GTA:V is from 2013 and that had yoga animations as well
“You gotta kill 13 clones” aleast it wasnt 47 clones
That would have been a goddamm nightmare to do with 5 Star rating I Imagine…still interesting idea 🤔
39:34 clue(do) hitman edition: it was the guard, in the bathroom, with a lead pipe.
I too get distracted by Belgian buns...
the way 47 read that jean clone van damme's shoe makes me think he can't read so good
Ohh that was written on the shoe?? Because of the way 47 said it I thought it was just another movie reference.
I've got to say, the "guard taking their muffin and whiskey break in the vents" talk at 26:20 got me really good, worthy of the title of presh mem
While playing this, I thought that this had some bits of Universal Soldier here.
Never thought I'd get to see Rob Van Dam in a hitman game
I work in China and visited chongqing a few times and let me tell you, you're right. The city is NUTS. Definitely worth visiting if you ever travel china.
They missed an opportunity to have this level be a hydroelectric plant with a tour event occurring. Then he could have clobbered Van Damme with a dam van.
We need more Hitman! A 3 Ways for this level and more Freelancer. 😄
Never been this early before. Happy Holidays OX!
A+ editing with the TEST YOUR MIGHT scene lol
What an end of the year treat!
Awesome, ever since seeing that a JCVD Hitman elusive target was announced I was hoping that OX would play it.
The Quest and Time Cop are my favourite JCVD films because those were the two that I had on video as a teenager and watched multiple times. Any other films I just saw once or twice on TV.
I can’t believe you thought you could dress as a clone. If it was possible then I assume everybody on the level would instantly become a noticer.
I'm so glad that Mike remembered Time Cop when talking about good JCVD movies
Recently I learned, unsurprisingly, that JCVD is still doing films, and a lot of them. No splits, but an astonishing post middle age resume.
3 Ways to Play PLEASE
He's called the Popular Front...
...splitter.
I love that, when it comes to making sure he can complete a Elusive Target mission, Andy is willing to go at least a LITTLE BIT Mike. Not FULL Mike, that's an inappropriate level of chaos, but A Little Bit. XD
0:30 if you want to avoid intro spoilers.
Why is no one mentioning the hilarity of trying to dress up as and impersonate one of a series of identical clones?
Oxbox and Hitman, the (Christmas) gift that keeps giving 😄
As someone who worked in Vegas for a while, let me tell that city is a nightmare to navigate when you're trying to get to the non-tourist entrances.
1:07 that kick was the most action movie lvl fake. Ahh loved it.
maximum Belgian is clearly H. Poirot
Oh, _that's_ what his accent is!
6:22 “He’s the only man on the planet who can do the splits” I see your JCVD and raise you Magnús Scheving.
It's that time of year!
WOOO! HITMAN ON OX!
i love these videos. illl have to boot up the game to play this
YESSSS ox hitman content!!
Hard Target is such a wild movie! Would highly recommend watching that if you haven't. It's John Woo's American film debut and you can tell he still had a hard time leaving his Asian roots behind. It's a beautiful thing
The quest, Desert Heat (aka Inferno), Lionheart. Universal Soldier and Legionnaire with honorable mentions. Fun fact: When I was a kid, I had special permission at the movie store to rent Jackie Chan and Jean-Claude Van Damme movies even though they were rated R lol. Girl's got to have her special interests I guess.
Okay first off I loaded in thinking i was going to go for an SA run but it quickly devolved into a kill everyone challenge run after the first guy
this is so silly I love it
Merry Xmas! More Hitman! 😊
I thought it was a beer advert he did the truck splits in
I always like vent muffin
Yeah... i feel lime I cheesed this level with the bathroom of death. Once the reseachers the legitimately needs to pee goes it, just the 2nd sink overflowing and throwing wrenches/screwdrivers after wrench at people/clones checking on it
those two people in the red suits with the dancing guy just ask you to eliminate your target for them if your wearing a guard disguise by the way.
Ah, oxbox is why I keep getting recommended videos from Chongqing
Tine Cop is an awesome film.
I don’t always do the elusive targets but for JCVD I just had to ❤
My top 3, bloodsport, time cop and street fighter
Hitman video! Early Christmas gift. Let's go!
My top 3 van damme
Bloodsport
Kickboxer
The quest
I watched this whole thing just because JCVD was in it.
Isn't And The Deverauxs Were Boiled In Their Tanks a Kerouac novel?
this should have been a whole expansion
"distractingly leotarded" 😂
How could you not include Universal Soldier in your top JCVD movies???