SIREN HEAD is COMING FOR YOU

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  • Опубликовано: 19 май 2020
  • Siren Head is very real. And quite possibly standing right outside your window. But in other news you probably should never go camping because he's coming for you. And when he's coming for you... he will find you. And he will mock you. And then he will eat you...
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Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @narubleachnote
    @narubleachnote 4 года назад +588

    "I wish my eyes had better resolution" Is a very underrated line

    • @ItsH22
      @ItsH22 4 года назад +10

      @Nook inc. me because i have glasses but they don't help

    • @Fang-4FR
      @Fang-4FR 4 года назад

      Haha, I can’t see all b/c of allergies

    • @Beautiful_Sound_1995
      @Beautiful_Sound_1995 4 года назад

      I wish I was an elite swimmer.

    • @ahlogic5960
      @ahlogic5960 4 года назад

      Nearsighted people be like

  • @madtilltadrina2833
    @madtilltadrina2833 4 года назад +2890

    *Sounds of the damned*
    Mark: ... That's a honeybee.

    • @TastyDonutz
      @TastyDonutz 4 года назад +50

      *Lifeless moans*
      Mark: “That’s fine that’s a badger”

    • @knotava4614
      @knotava4614 4 года назад +8

      Do honey bees even make a noise except bzzzzzzzzz?

    • @nerdyguygamer
      @nerdyguygamer 4 года назад +10

      @Octonio Walker Yeah American honeybees are fucked. Asian honeybees are coming for them. It's like a horror movie all on its own!

    • @elmoron3275
      @elmoron3275 4 года назад +6

      Imagine what a whole swarm of bees would sound like-

    • @user-pk9qo1gd6r
      @user-pk9qo1gd6r 4 года назад

      Wow, you got the joke congrats!!!! Thank you so much for your useful comment I'd never have got it otherwise!!!

  • @maryudomah4387
    @maryudomah4387 3 года назад +2185

    “Sure wish my eyes had better resolution.”
    Me every time I need new glasses.

    • @Ari-8449
      @Ari-8449 3 года назад +60

      *puts on new glasses* I sure hope this new patch works better...

    • @WestGarbage6
      @WestGarbage6 2 года назад +24

      *_walks into eye doctors office and slams glasses down, breaking them_* "Your new patch had a ton of bugs, it messed with the resolution a lot"

    • @justindortheblunderwizard
      @justindortheblunderwizard Год назад +2

      ​@@WestGarbage6 felt like that with my new pair they messed them up and gave me a fish eye effect.
      Then they said "oh just use them for a week its just you getting used to them"
      First of all ive been wearing glasses all my life never once had that happen.
      But i still listened.
      Proceeds to walk out of glasses office and fall off the curb falling flat on my face.
      Also breaking the glasses.
      Still got new ones that were fixed though

    • @TheGhost709
      @TheGhost709 Год назад

      * laughs in four eyes *

  • @gavinroisland3541
    @gavinroisland3541 3 года назад +783

    Mark: I'm almost free
    Sirenhead: Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

    • @bonapartedavinci
      @bonapartedavinci 2 года назад +36

      There is, in fact, a way to beat this game. However, as it isn't in the listed objectives, it is nearly impossible to stumble upon....

  • @MichaelHeil-qz3jj
    @MichaelHeil-qz3jj 4 года назад +4381

    Mark: “I feel more confident now that I have a gun.”
    Also Mark: *panics to the point of turning a sniper rifle into a machine gun*

  • @binguino5925
    @binguino5925 4 года назад +7392

    Everybody gangsta till the school alarm starts walking

    • @danieldeguzman183
      @danieldeguzman183 4 года назад +134

      Everybody gangsta till siren starts WEE WOOO WEE WOO

    • @carsonsims6365
      @carsonsims6365 4 года назад +94

      Nobody gangsta when death runs at you on all fours

    • @mulberry1047
      @mulberry1047 4 года назад +47

      Everybody gangsta until emergency broadcast system start walkin’

    • @chevypower1718
      @chevypower1718 4 года назад +44

      Everybody gangsta until the 5g starts walking

    • @justnovaenro6496
      @justnovaenro6496 4 года назад +26

      I can't with these comments 😭😂

  • @randomaccount1645
    @randomaccount1645 3 года назад +2253

    fun fact: the demonic sounding noises mark hears are actually siren head’s stomach growling for wombats to eat

  • @deathtoaster449
    @deathtoaster449 3 года назад +1181

    Siren head: demonic screaming
    Mark: B E E

    • @45chromosomes44
      @45chromosomes44 3 года назад +5

      a B E E sting me once

    • @deathtoaster449
      @deathtoaster449 3 года назад +5

      @@45chromosomes44 a B E E stung M E E too

    • @45chromosomes44
      @45chromosomes44 3 года назад +5

      W E E have a lot in common!

    • @deathtoaster449
      @deathtoaster449 3 года назад +4

      @@45chromosomes44 I S E E your point!

    • @45chromosomes44
      @45chromosomes44 3 года назад +4

      Ever hear about war thunder? I saw your logo shows world of tanks. War thunder is similar to it except it's a bit more realistic, you see world of tanks has health bars right but war thunder actually has parts inside the tanks and they can get damaged when you get shot. If you like planes as well they have those too with same amount of details inside them.
      We could play together. I thought that your in to those army stuff.

  • @kawemo9205
    @kawemo9205 4 года назад +3153

    I love how Mark acts so confident and fearless, but the second he's actually in danger he starts blubbering like a five year old trying to explain how he scraped his knee

    • @tryhardgamer4048
      @tryhardgamer4048 4 года назад +22

      Siren head is ugly

    • @fluffyphoenix8082
      @fluffyphoenix8082 4 года назад +46

      this is the best description lol

    • @reggiep.t.5295
      @reggiep.t.5295 4 года назад +93

      @@tryhardgamer4048 what you expect him to look like Kim Kardashian in a bikini any monster in the horror game isn't going to look pretty

    • @local_anxiety_rat1276
      @local_anxiety_rat1276 4 года назад +48

      @@reggiep.t.5295 he's probably used to the creepypasta fandom

    • @ellymac6173
      @ellymac6173 4 года назад +7

      The accuracy of this comment 💯

  • @dr.tuxedo6702
    @dr.tuxedo6702 4 года назад +1745

    “That’s right Freddy, we all know what you did.”
    That’s terrifying .

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 года назад +12

      I don't get it

    • @deeznuts4488
      @deeznuts4488 4 года назад +14

      YeeChannel 1 FNaF I think

    • @kaseyka5e4
      @kaseyka5e4 4 года назад +16

      Definitely a nice touch

    • @meatloafer2762
      @meatloafer2762 4 года назад +141

      YeeChannel 1 that's because it's Siren Head trying to trick the player into thinking that he is getting in trouble with the police so he won't leave the forest to get gunned down by the police. Now, Siren Head won't have to worry about him leaving and will be able to kill him

    • @Snavels
      @Snavels 4 года назад +95

      @@nikitaastakhov9252 Sirenhead is manipulating the player (Freddy is his name) by altering the news reports

  • @AccidentProneHobbyist
    @AccidentProneHobbyist 3 года назад +917

    Nothing like your standard fully automatic bolt action rifle

  • @taylorbrown7426
    @taylorbrown7426 3 года назад +553

    "keep in mind that you can only hold one item at a time"
    markiplier: attempting to use the rifle while holding a flashlight

    • @D.M.C100
      @D.M.C100 3 года назад +3

      😅😅😅😅

  • @sewerrat6457
    @sewerrat6457 4 года назад +1708

    Jack: shots him once
    Mark: unloads a full clip into him

    • @vegetalover9297
      @vegetalover9297 4 года назад +22

      Shoots*

    • @Happy_toast
      @Happy_toast 4 года назад +17

      Vegeta Lover92 got‘em

    • @nightsun5468
      @nightsun5468 4 года назад +73

      I mean Mark had the more realistic reaction to a giant monster charging him down in the woods.

    • @sewerrat6457
      @sewerrat6457 4 года назад +2

      Vegeta Lover92 it’s one o chill out Mr. Nothing better to do

    • @sewerrat6457
      @sewerrat6457 4 года назад +2

      Nightsun 546 I know i just thought that was funny

  • @carterround4600
    @carterround4600 4 года назад +751

    Siren Head: *appears*
    Mark: *turns rifle into machine gun*

    • @Alexa-hf7pb
      @Alexa-hf7pb 4 года назад +40

      Transformers; guns unite

    • @21tryhard97
      @21tryhard97 4 года назад +23

      Turns bolt action rifle to a fully automatic rifle

    • @B1URRV33
      @B1URRV33 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @Pandurr
      @Pandurr 4 года назад

      He’s a god!

    • @graham4023
      @graham4023 4 года назад

      *Cue Tyler1* "HRRRRRRRRRRRRA!!!! HRRRRRA DDDDDDDRRRRRRRA!

  • @chimp554
    @chimp554 3 года назад +474

    Imagine you're trying to escape from something straight out of a horror film, and the first thing they technically say to you is
    *_Get a load of this guy._*

    • @Fantasiado
      @Fantasiado 3 года назад +32

      i mean, to be honest if i am getting hunted down by a creature that the entirety of humanity would go out of their way to contain, at least it should have a good sense of humour when killing me

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 3 года назад +19

      @@Fantasiado
      I 120% agree with u. I'm not a fan of grumpy killers either.

    • @stabfenn2960
      @stabfenn2960 3 года назад +18

      @@Fantasiado "I want my murderer to enjoy my death"

    • @zombiecat2492
      @zombiecat2492 2 года назад +5

      I wouldn't know whether to be confused or scared

  • @queen_blaze9074
    @queen_blaze9074 3 года назад +238

    Siren head: *making random dinosaur noises*
    Mark: *shooting him rapidly till hes out of bullets*
    Siren head: you gonna pay for that

  • @Gabbie.xoxoxo
    @Gabbie.xoxoxo 4 года назад +1714

    Campers: *Exist*
    Siren Head: “This is some serious gourmet s***”

  • @reesespuffs8419
    @reesespuffs8419 4 года назад +3977

    I swear, mark was more concerned that the moon was missing, than his own friends.

    • @ryuudrazyl4588
      @ryuudrazyl4588 4 года назад +83

      Gamer priorities.

    • @meowza-bf2xc
      @meowza-bf2xc 4 года назад +11

      Fr 😂

    • @jasonmcallen8954
      @jasonmcallen8954 4 года назад +45

      Poor Bob and Wade

    • @bamaman6478
      @bamaman6478 4 года назад +30

      Well I mean when a whole planet goes missing you tend to wonder wtf happened 2 it🤣

    • @lastchance1829
      @lastchance1829 4 года назад +33

      I think THE FUCKIN MOON NOT BEING IN THE SKY AT NIGHT is a bit bigger of a problem than a few missing friends

  • @Riseo
    @Riseo 3 года назад +96

    I just love imagining Mark as the main character, just him saying all these things as if he was the character in the woods. x,D

    • @TraceY43
      @TraceY43 Год назад

      Did the Grimace Shake taste good?

  • @CobaltThunder267
    @CobaltThunder267 3 года назад +589

    Since no one else seems to have made a list, jumpscares are at:
    12:39 Mark uses all his bullets
    13:11 Sirenhead: 1; Mark: 0
    14:25 He's heeeeeere. Bullets used: 3
    14:56 Mini spoop. Bullets used: 2
    15:22 Bear: RAWR
    18:22 You didn't lay down and give up. Bullets used: 1
    18:47 Oh lawd he comin'! Bullets used: 1
    19:15 8th bullet used
    19:33 Apparently this character hates baths
    20:18 Mark gets unlucky. Sirenhead: 2; Mark: 0
    23:17 WTF!!! Sirenhead: 3; Mark: 0

    • @EliIsDumb
      @EliIsDumb 3 года назад +7

      ily

    • @catjack2894
      @catjack2894 3 года назад +8

      Thank you so much 😩

    • @ashtonevans308
      @ashtonevans308 3 года назад +4

      Yay, now I know when you brace for the scaring. No pooping myself today!

    • @taylorjones1783
      @taylorjones1783 3 года назад +2

      THANK YOU I APPRECIATE YOUR SERVICE 😩🙌

    • @theogdinogamer5059
      @theogdinogamer5059 3 года назад +7

      I read this 15 seconds before the first scare thanks for the heads up

  • @chid9278
    @chid9278 4 года назад +513

    Siren head: appears
    Mark: **swaps rifle to fully automatic**

    • @CamJam312
      @CamJam312 4 года назад +5

      The fact that it's a bolt action rifle makes this even better lol

  • @pieter_oficial
    @pieter_oficial 4 года назад +1124

    Every killer:trying to be soo quiet
    Siren head:reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @silverkinnie
      @silverkinnie 4 года назад +20

      So true though XD

    • @Mavyenta
      @Mavyenta 4 года назад +2

      You should have heard the one that was trying to hide but the cops found him because he farted

    • @SilverAshes109
      @SilverAshes109 4 года назад +2

      That’s because Siren head isn’t a killer...
      He’s a monster

    • @Kedabonius
      @Kedabonius 4 года назад

      why r u stealing my comment? tf?

    • @thelovablegoat9993
      @thelovablegoat9993 4 года назад

      lol true

  • @Vltcrackcodm
    @Vltcrackcodm 3 года назад +44

    everybody gangsta until the tornado alarm becomes sonic

  • @poopetcrab3099
    @poopetcrab3099 3 года назад +169

    Siren head: doo doo doo minding my own business.
    Markiplier: *so I started screaming while shooting*

  • @poasavaai677
    @poasavaai677 4 года назад +3565

    Slender: Sneaky
    Rake: Sneaky
    Hitman: Sneaky
    Assassins: Sneaky
    Siren Head: WEE WOO WEE WOO

    • @sorgundus7927
      @sorgundus7927 4 года назад +7

      Poasa Vaai n1994

    • @tsmommy54
      @tsmommy54 4 года назад +8

      Yes

    • @ItsDanikaFaith
      @ItsDanikaFaith 4 года назад +5

      😂

    • @emperor_rat
      @emperor_rat 4 года назад +28

      @Greyson Nicholas Yoshikage Kira can tell you all about that

    • @goldie9245
      @goldie9245 4 года назад +46

      Slender: Skeaky
      Rake: Sneaky
      Hitman: Sneaky
      Assassins: Sneaky
      Siren Head: YO SO UH BY THE WAY GUYS JUST SO YOU KNOW I'LL BE HEADING YOUR WAS IN JUST A SEC. JUST WAIT FOR ME PLEASE, GOTTA EAT THIS HUMAN FIRST. JUST WAMTED TO LET Y'ALL KNOW

  • @drewski1664
    @drewski1664 4 года назад +1678

    *Noise of hellspawn* Mark: that’s a honeybee

    • @ludokrus3564
      @ludokrus3564 4 года назад +4

      weeb

    • @iamnotoklmao5376
      @iamnotoklmao5376 4 года назад +30

      Kenny be nice

    • @AshlynOne
      @AshlynOne 4 года назад +1

      I mean they kind of are hellspawn. Like all insects.

    • @Jambroni_1
      @Jambroni_1 4 года назад +1

      weeb

    • @Arcanis_07
      @Arcanis_07 4 года назад

      Yes, I watched the video too. But thank you for your completely unnecessary and unfunny commentary.

  • @lordfatcock
    @lordfatcock 3 года назад +48

    "So.... Who needs checkpoints?" - The Dev

  • @b3he4ded87
    @b3he4ded87 3 года назад +78

    "That's clearly the mating sounds of a wombat"

  • @ImThePerson0
    @ImThePerson0 4 года назад +2991

    Dude: How am I supposed to get across now?
    Mark: I dunno jump? **jumps**
    Game: You weren’t supposed to do that

  • @christianrogers8297
    @christianrogers8297 4 года назад +839

    “Sure wish my eyes had better resolution.”
    People with glasses: First time?

    • @ahacker3385
      @ahacker3385 4 года назад +7

      I'm pretty sure mark actually uses contact lenses

    • @genralreno
      @genralreno 4 года назад +10

      It looks like they added the filter to hide how shitty it looks without it

    • @immortaldragon42
      @immortaldragon42 4 года назад

      *triggered*

    • @tattooedraven2881
      @tattooedraven2881 4 года назад +14

      Me: hey doc i think i need glasses
      Doc: no shit your resolution is set to potato

    • @bagelbramble7335
      @bagelbramble7335 4 года назад +1

      You do realise Mark has glasses and contact lenses?

  • @Radioseal
    @Radioseal 3 года назад +13

    The character thinking they won:
    Siren Head: *Imma bout to end this man's whole career*

  • @cjboehm603
    @cjboehm603 3 года назад +71

    As an Australian, I can confirm that's what a wombat mating call sounds like.

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 2 года назад +1

      Y'all heard the man. Straight from the motherland.
      What worries me is Mark knowing that... maybe Dark is actually aussie and while Mark is american.

  • @baguettethebread5568
    @baguettethebread5568 4 года назад +1902

    Every Creepy pasta character: Gotta be stealthy to kill the player
    Siren Head : *POLICE CAR NOISES*

    • @Mingo-Akuma
      @Mingo-Akuma 4 года назад +44

      Siren head:
      EEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAACKCK!!!!

    • @Dankster-yo8xv
      @Dankster-yo8xv 4 года назад +36

      He's not a creepy pasta
      Or an SCP

    • @oreo-postraphe
      @oreo-postraphe 4 года назад +31

      @@Dankster-yo8xv I thought that Trevor just wanted to make standalone characters who could be urban myths?

    • @Exdorme
      @Exdorme 4 года назад +4

      @@Dankster-yo8xv what is it then?

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 года назад +24

      @@Dankster-yo8xv he is a a very tall man who needs friends

  • @buoyantmarlon4000
    @buoyantmarlon4000 4 года назад +311

    Jack: picks up gun and takes one shot at siren head.
    Mark: "ahhh!!!" *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*

    • @NoSubsWithContent
      @NoSubsWithContent 4 года назад +18

      I think what mark did is what most people would do if they saw a tree sprinting towards them

    • @Limbbiscuit
      @Limbbiscuit 4 года назад +5

      Then he realized....
      Its not an uzi

    • @buoyantmarlon4000
      @buoyantmarlon4000 4 года назад

      @@NoSubsWithContent for sure, but it doesn't make the comparison any less hilarious😂

  • @nabby9405
    @nabby9405 3 года назад +28

    That last jumpscare at the end of the game got me so good I smacked my head against my headboard behind me 👁👄👁
    Ow.

  • @tommybrown6305
    @tommybrown6305 3 года назад +25

    Mark:*Sees siren head strolling towards him and freaks out*
    Also Mark:*Switches bolt action hunting rifle to semi-automatic*

  • @SleepParalysisMoth
    @SleepParalysisMoth 4 года назад +1662

    I love how a lot of horror games are "if I had a gun this would be ez" while this game was still terrifying, even if you did have the rifle

    • @theonewhocheekibreeki8963
      @theonewhocheekibreeki8963 4 года назад +45

      Not if you had blue tip rounds which are armor piercing explosive rounds

    • @sirgiraffeneck180
      @sirgiraffeneck180 4 года назад +11

      @@theonewhocheekibreeki8963 love to see it

    • @Helphine.
      @Helphine. 4 года назад +29

      @@theonewhocheekibreeki8963. Yea but they are greatly exaggerated in movies. Real ones arnt as damaging as you would expect compared to a normal round

    • @bluedragonlol1014
      @bluedragonlol1014 4 года назад +8

      Well aren't you peeps learning about guns 😂😂😂😂 seems fun

    • @user-wh2eu2ep1f
      @user-wh2eu2ep1f 4 года назад +1

      the gaming slav blue tip is just incin

  • @geoking7312
    @geoking7312 4 года назад +1484

    2010: Slenderman is the scariest creepypasta.
    2020: A new challenger approaches...

    • @barauder
      @barauder 4 года назад +38

      2010: Slender man made the world pee
      2018: A new foe has appeared

    • @willistired
      @willistired 4 года назад +30

      Every ten years an even scarier creepypasta approaches

    • @Josh-id5jx
      @Josh-id5jx 4 года назад +10

      What of they combine minecraft cave noises in the game

    • @mrsucc2138
      @mrsucc2138 4 года назад +10

      sexiest*

    • @sonamnechen8733
      @sonamnechen8733 4 года назад +15

      SCP Foundation: noobs.. I've been in this business for years..

  • @KuroHebi
    @KuroHebi 3 года назад +260

    Me in this game scenario:
    So anyway, there I was with my shotgun two thirds up my mouth.

    • @bodidotoco7857
      @bodidotoco7857 3 года назад +10

      Calm down Kurt Cobain

    • @emmaw.8212
      @emmaw.8212 3 года назад +3

      Freaking same dude 😭

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 3 года назад +27

      *Freeze frame* "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...."

    • @logalin
      @logalin 3 года назад +10

      @@bodidotoco7857 that’s a fat chunky yikes right there

    • @spiderfriend5567
      @spiderfriend5567 3 года назад +4

      @@bodidotoco7857 fuckin OUCH

  • @NaturalSelection_
    @NaturalSelection_ 3 года назад +17

    All I can think is..... “The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues-“

  • @spookyxs
    @spookyxs 4 года назад +1645

    Sean: *easily plays through the game, no bugs.
    Mark: *breaks the whole goddamn game*

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 года назад +74

      And instantly wastes all bullets

    • @decoratedgraves
      @decoratedgraves 4 года назад +21

      Instantly wastes bullets to and tru tru

    • @Akagane.
      @Akagane. 4 года назад +53

      I'm not suprised, it's what mark did on every horror game he played

    • @B1URRV33
      @B1URRV33 4 года назад +1

      Its all true tho

    • @ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440
      @ifyourmarriedyourasimpanda7440 4 года назад +39

      Stop acting like it's a bad thing imagine if game companies had beta testers with Mark's special ability, every game would literally be bug free, as a matter of fact if mark wasnt a youtuber hed be the best beta tester in existence lmao

  • @oneeco
    @oneeco 4 года назад +3451

    I can imagine Mark playing the game then hearing the Siren say:
    (Distorted) "Hello, my name is Markiplier."

    • @iqbalfamily3663
      @iqbalfamily3663 4 года назад +11

      Are you gayyyyyyyyyyyyyý

    • @ilovesmelling
      @ilovesmelling 4 года назад +43

      @@iqbalfamily3663 ?

    • @ktownpunkjr.1946
      @ktownpunkjr.1946 4 года назад +4

      "Ha ha... bonjour"

    • @S18482
      @S18482 4 года назад +85

      I can imagine siren boi stalking mark through the forest saying "tHe FiTnEsS gRaM pAcEr TeSt"

    • @maximoose_
      @maximoose_ 4 года назад +2

      Iqbal Family yes.

  • @lucifercookie2844
    @lucifercookie2844 3 года назад +38

    "You can either protect your friends or save your own skin." Reminds me of the time our scout leader told us to throw our friends to the bear and run if we ever get attacked by one

  • @jesuschristbutafab9923
    @jesuschristbutafab9923 3 года назад +249

    Mark: at least the wolves are thriving!
    Me, who lives in Maine: *sir that's a loon-*

    • @cjboehm603
      @cjboehm603 3 года назад +3

      I live in California and even I know what a loon sounds like

    • @sylvikai3357
      @sylvikai3357 3 года назад

      as someone who lives in maryland, same

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 3 года назад +3

      @@cjboehm603 I live in California and what the fuck is a loon

    • @TrippaMazing87
      @TrippaMazing87 3 года назад

      @Harrison Clark same lol

    • @RedFeralWolf
      @RedFeralWolf 3 года назад

      Michigan here and we know the call of a loon we’ll.

  • @tiffinyvelasco5017
    @tiffinyvelasco5017 4 года назад +870

    Mark: "At what point is the demonic chanting normal!?"
    Unus Annus: "Well, ya see here, Mark...."

  • @SpiralUniverse
    @SpiralUniverse 4 года назад +820

    Slenderman: tallest creepypasta and semi quietest
    Sirenhead: ImMa Be 40 FeEt TaLl AnD lOuD aS fUcK

  • @user-cj9np7rh7p
    @user-cj9np7rh7p 3 года назад +29

    Markiplier: sees siren head"
    His gun: rapid fire"

  • @Emmsies_OuO
    @Emmsies_OuO 3 года назад +36

    "Can never start a horror game with a happy note."
    🎶 Doki Doki! 🎶

  • @capricornyy
    @capricornyy 4 года назад +1794

    alternate title: man gets scared by noises for 25 minutes

    • @justalonelyyeemo2079
      @justalonelyyeemo2079 4 года назад +7

      capricorny yes lmao

    • @floriduhboi
      @floriduhboi 4 года назад +23

      For a good reason too! Simply terrifying in my opinion lmao.

    • @themidnightman9048
      @themidnightman9048 4 года назад

      24

    • @CarpalTunnelNugget
      @CarpalTunnelNugget 4 года назад +3

      @The Confused Composer Yeah but one of the reasons siren head is spoopy is because he plays sounds you would hear not in the woods or its just echoed to be spoopy. Like an amber alert or the news.

    • @CarpalTunnelNugget
      @CarpalTunnelNugget 4 года назад +1

      so its normal NOISE just in an unnormal way.

  • @Greg-st2hv
    @Greg-st2hv 4 года назад +1149

    Mark: gets a sniper
    Also Mark: *machine gun noises*

    • @spooky_lxix9042
      @spooky_lxix9042 4 года назад +48

      he a little confused but he got the spirit

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 года назад +10

      He had one clip only... poor guy

    • @user-ok7hk4xv8r
      @user-ok7hk4xv8r 4 года назад +1

      Lol surprised he didn't do that furing the doom vids

    • @destroyerproductions6447
      @destroyerproductions6447 4 года назад

      Mark with a sniper you far away just see a light you see mark smaming

    • @user-ok7hk4xv8r
      @user-ok7hk4xv8r 4 года назад +1

      *shrug* i don't know 300000

  • @Masteryoda-hp5kl
    @Masteryoda-hp5kl 2 года назад +14

    12:35
    Man marks fear turned a whole ass bolt-action into a semi-auto rifle.

    • @phalstreamsgames1246
      @phalstreamsgames1246 Месяц назад

      the bolt-action is fake to lull siren heads into a false sense of security.

  • @HaruIsDeadx
    @HaruIsDeadx 3 года назад +22

    Lixian: "*Master, sirenhead is as annoying as i am*"

  • @jlfreedom5379
    @jlfreedom5379 4 года назад +824

    I love how siren head is gradually replacing slenderman

    • @salazaarfyrfang2699
      @salazaarfyrfang2699 4 года назад +110

      Let's be honest here. Slenderman had his run and while he was creepy he did not have the same level of terror as Siren Head. Sure a pale face dude with no eyes who will snap your neck out of nowhere is creepy but a monster that can turn the voices of friends, family, and strangers as well as our own radio broadcasts and siren sounds against us before killing you is far more terrifying

    • @Lsd1021
      @Lsd1021 4 года назад +51

      The thing is that he's somehow similar and also completely different from Slenderman at the same time. He has different powers but the aspect of a tall humanoid creature stalking you in the woods is still there and I love it

    • @gachagoody123midnight7
      @gachagoody123midnight7 4 года назад +12

      Nah Give Slendy Some Love Guys

    • @lailarene4370
      @lailarene4370 4 года назад +25

      slenderman will always be the foundation of my love for horror games...him and amnesia

    • @Ledybit
      @Ledybit 4 года назад +15

      Nick Garcia no game can replace slender man. Calm down, dude.

  • @whoisriley
    @whoisriley 4 года назад +3413

    every youtuber: shoots siren head once
    mark: *i’m gonna do whats called a pro gamer move*

    • @MrSurrealism
      @MrSurrealism 4 года назад +30

      you bet xD

    • @hkaden6815
      @hkaden6815 4 года назад +65

      Markiplier in a nuttshell

    • @tintonito6658
      @tintonito6658 4 года назад +92

      *HEAVY MACHINE GUN*

    • @LpsRoseGold
      @LpsRoseGold 4 года назад +71

      For his neutral special, *HE WIELDS A GUN!!*

    • @echo9561
      @echo9561 4 года назад +16

      Ah good ol memories from Resident evil 2 remake

  • @totallybonkerz6390
    @totallybonkerz6390 3 года назад +22

    "Clearly the mating call of a wombat"
    Me: What the heck is a wombat doing in a temperate forest?

    • @brodyking7095
      @brodyking7095 3 года назад +1

      It can be anywhere if you think about it.

    • @totallybonkerz6390
      @totallybonkerz6390 3 года назад +1

      @@brodyking7095 true true

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 3 года назад +1

      Even worse: why would Mark, in his right mind, know how THAT sounds like?

    • @totallybonkerz6390
      @totallybonkerz6390 3 года назад +1

      @@genkureshima9834 mark knows some things that should never be known...

    • @brandyjohnson1416
      @brandyjohnson1416 2 года назад +2

      Its wombat head

  • @Dizzy-sq9zd
    @Dizzy-sq9zd 3 года назад +15

    Markiplier: *saves sprint* "There is nothing chasing m-" *big roar*

  • @f1z1x50
    @f1z1x50 4 года назад +1878

    Siren head trying to kill mark
    Mark: HELP I GOT NO PANTS

  • @CasualFBIAgent
    @CasualFBIAgent 4 года назад +2111

    Every other creepypasta: Why can’t you be normal?!
    Siren Head: *Screams*

    • @yanrezeki6567
      @yanrezeki6567 4 года назад +88

      Siren head:haha me go WEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOOOHHISSISTERS

    • @EJ666
      @EJ666 4 года назад +22

      WeE wOo WeE wOo

    • @eldritch_raven_ytb
      @eldritch_raven_ytb 4 года назад +40

      Siren Head isn't a creepypasta though? ^^" (no offense i just remember that the creator said his creation was neither an scp neither a creepypasta)

    • @lesbianbat8420
      @lesbianbat8420 4 года назад +26

      Sirenhead: **SCREAMING IN SIREN**

    • @cherrypiekitten8013
      @cherrypiekitten8013 4 года назад +13

      Slender man: I give up that's it

  • @winnie6295
    @winnie6295 3 года назад +8

    love how i’m watching this right before i’m going camping- such a great and fantastic idea

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 2 года назад +2

      A year has passed since you posted this comment.
      Still alive, buddy?

  • @glitterrave453
    @glitterrave453 3 года назад +118

    Everyone always asks
    What is siren head
    But never
    How is siren head?
    Like lowkey he skinny and might have an eating disorder like I'm concerned for my dude

    • @igobyfewnames1104
      @igobyfewnames1104 3 года назад +8

      Wait how is siren head i haven't seen him since college we were room mates i never saw him since.

    • @glitterrave453
      @glitterrave453 3 года назад +5

      @@igobyfewnames1104 talked to him the other day said he's doing fine and helped him find some flesh substitutes

    • @igobyfewnames1104
      @igobyfewnames1104 3 года назад +4

      Good.

    • @TheAgnulee
      @TheAgnulee 3 года назад +6

      Guys guys last i heard, Ronan had to call 911 because sirenhead fainted from lack of eating )):

    • @nuzayerov
      @nuzayerov 3 года назад +4

      @@TheAgnulee , is he okay now???

  • @mylesluther8780
    @mylesluther8780 4 года назад +13803

    I like how when mark sees siren head he turns a bolt action rifle into a fully automatic machine gun

    • @Optimization-hy5ws
      @Optimization-hy5ws 4 года назад +735

      I was laughing to hard at this moment to be scared

    • @foxymain1407
      @foxymain1407 4 года назад +250

      And you can't?

    • @kevcrabill7921
      @kevcrabill7921 4 года назад +272

      I'm dying laughing thank you for this narrative.

    • @slayedslyr
      @slayedslyr 4 года назад +141

      Somehow this made that part of the video even better than it already was 🤣

    • @trinababii2045
      @trinababii2045 4 года назад +43

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard!!

  • @silentgamenoob3312
    @silentgamenoob3312 4 года назад +2337

    *Scary sounds playing*
    Mark: 'thats a honeybee'

    • @Huh-n1y
      @Huh-n1y 4 года назад +18

      They do make scary sounds tho

    • @IIEchoII
      @IIEchoII 4 года назад +13

      @@Huh-n1y Not really. Hornets sound worse

    • @Huh-n1y
      @Huh-n1y 4 года назад +9

      @@IIEchoII oh my god that reminds me of the first time i heard a hornet chasing me

    • @Huh-n1y
      @Huh-n1y 4 года назад +12

      @@IIEchoII it sounded like a bloody motorbike

    • @IIEchoII
      @IIEchoII 4 года назад +9

      @@Huh-n1y lmao yeah they're like bees but in heavy metal

  • @nessa468
    @nessa468 3 года назад +14

    *demonic groan*
    mark: that's clearly a badger guys.

  • @imperialcub7071
    @imperialcub7071 3 года назад +12

    I love how many times Mark fired his gun at siren head the first time. He was so panicked 😂

  • @gcchairsitter
    @gcchairsitter 4 года назад +773

    5G Towers : *Exists*
    Siren head : *I'm about to start my whole career*

    • @colinwoods4401
      @colinwoods4401 4 года назад +12

      *siren head after he learned to mimic humans vocies*
      siren head become human

    • @jameswelcher2830
      @jameswelcher2830 4 года назад +1

      Dang

    • @unknown_alone_5164
      @unknown_alone_5164 4 года назад

      I wonder if mark still remembers Cyndago

    • @nate8713
      @nate8713 4 года назад

      HURRR DOO DEEE DAAA DUUUM DUUM, DUUUM DUUM REEEEEEEE BWAP

    • @insertusernamehere3173
      @insertusernamehere3173 4 года назад +1

      Wow, this was orginal and nice!

  • @evinroen6401
    @evinroen6401 4 года назад +662

    Sniper: **has scope**
    Freddy: “I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see that.”

  • @izzyt1626
    @izzyt1626 3 года назад +7

    I really want Mark, Bob, Wade, and Jack to play a co op versionf this.

  • @Almost_Awesome
    @Almost_Awesome Год назад +3

    I find it hilarious that siren head is just sprinting at Mark full throttle, like me when I see pizza

  • @rarinrecruit3150
    @rarinrecruit3150 4 года назад +1779

    Lowest Quality Setting: “Potato” Now THAT is a game designer with *TASTE*

    • @potat5216
      @potat5216 4 года назад +9

      indeed

    • @johnshepherd7882
      @johnshepherd7882 4 года назад +17

      To run this game on highest settings you'll need a power PLANT

    • @battlingbloom3330
      @battlingbloom3330 4 года назад +1

      was that a pun?

    • @battlingbloom3330
      @battlingbloom3330 4 года назад +2

      Also, ITS 4:20 @0@

    • @darthmalgus3043
      @darthmalgus3043 4 года назад +10

      I don’t get why people are going on about this, potato graphics quality option has been around for years. Why is everyone bringing it up now?Non pc players I’m guessing?

  • @sarahf.8412
    @sarahf.8412 4 года назад +2947

    No one:
    Mark: *Hears death on two feet and 40 feet tall* *”It’s just a bee.”*

  • @kenziebrennan2867
    @kenziebrennan2867 3 года назад +7

    *scary sirens coming from the dark*
    Mark: "That's clearly the mating call of a wombat, these are normal forest sounds"

  • @RazgrizKnight
    @RazgrizKnight 3 года назад +8

    Mark: "No.... No..." *freaks out*
    Bolt Action Rifle: *What is Reload?*

  • @DevlLo0pers
    @DevlLo0pers 4 года назад +552

    JackSepticEye: doesn’t give a shit about sirenhead and likes him
    Markiplier: Thinks everything is normal till he gets his head ripped off

  • @lanelletoscano378
    @lanelletoscano378 4 года назад +4179

    Slenderman: Why can't you be quiet when you're scaring people in the woods?!
    Siren Head: *SCREECH*

  • @Genericsea-bm1ep
    @Genericsea-bm1ep 3 года назад +11

    i don't have the balls to play a game like this, i would literally shit my pants and piss off my neighbors from screaming lol

    • @XvlerLorenzo
      @XvlerLorenzo 2 года назад

      I don't think I could be in the shoes of the main character. The moment I get that rifle, I'm taking it and shooting myself

    • @Genericsea-bm1ep
      @Genericsea-bm1ep 2 года назад

      @@XvlerLorenzo agreed, there would be no way I would live, I take myself out or he takes me out

  • @lordbiscuitthetossable5352
    @lordbiscuitthetossable5352 3 года назад +3

    I love the fact that Sirenhead actually taunts the player. That’s seriously awesome, the fact that it makes the normal sounds intimidating. That there’s an element of play about it that’s seems amazing

  • @zaccotton8628
    @zaccotton8628 4 года назад +1176

    *air raid siren*
    Mark: That's obviously the mating call of a wombat.
    As an australian I can verifiy that

    • @EliasPluto
      @EliasPluto 4 года назад +39

      as an australian i have actually seen a wombat scream its siren-like call

    • @emmacheshire3628
      @emmacheshire3628 4 года назад +17

      I don’t know what’s worse, that or the noise koalas make.

    • @-rin2836
      @-rin2836 4 года назад +4

      SiRiuS ZAK1boi I second that

    • @ryank2780
      @ryank2780 4 года назад +6

      Yay! Australia comments! I'm Australian too!

    • @leo_mosley
      @leo_mosley 4 года назад +8

      Was camping and a wombat did it right next to our tent and scared the living shit out of me

  • @fkez0510
    @fkez0510 4 года назад +232

    Everyone else who's played this game: shoots Siren Head once
    Mark: somehow turns a sniper rifle into a machine gun and rapid fires

  • @H0neyBeelz
    @H0neyBeelz 3 года назад +15

    2:58
    I'm trying to find out who that was then! oh it's just lixian

  • @cindervee478
    @cindervee478 3 года назад +2

    The most terrifying thing Siren head could do is charge right at you while playing Ride of the valkyries

  • @shaggysnaggy1022
    @shaggysnaggy1022 4 года назад +2564

    Everyone gansta till a tree starts playing All Star

    • @mightymixsal
      @mightymixsal 4 года назад +39

      but wouldnt that be more gansta

    • @nottwiggy8708
      @nottwiggy8708 4 года назад +28

      Somebody once told me the world was gonna role me
      (Continue from here)

    • @zetaalpha5110
      @zetaalpha5110 4 года назад +49

      Everything’s chill until the telephone pole starts blaring the fitness gram pacer test.

    • @handicappedv1ncecuh925
      @handicappedv1ncecuh925 4 года назад +1

      That one Kirb i killed a kid and burnes him wooh

    • @handicappedv1ncecuh925
      @handicappedv1ncecuh925 4 года назад

      That one Kirb it was a joke

  • @forceablecashew1929
    @forceablecashew1929 4 года назад +6082

    Mark see's siren head for half a second.
    So anyways I started blasting

  • @nothere1343
    @nothere1343 3 года назад +6

    "With a siren head after my jiblets"
    I can't with this dude

  • @Captain_Hellas6991
    @Captain_Hellas6991 3 года назад +6

    “At what point is the demonic chanting normal”

  • @Zhorow
    @Zhorow 4 года назад +1536

    2010: Hairy spooky people
    2020: A big stick with sirens on it that moves

  • @Kedabonius
    @Kedabonius 4 года назад +1739

    Evey horror game: sneaks up on the player to kill them
    Sirenhead: YO IMA MAKE MAD NOISE JUST SO YOU KNOW I'M HERE

    • @serenabloodstreamdevil1319
      @serenabloodstreamdevil1319 4 года назад +31

      Jack: hi dad

    • @tamakiamajiki3402
      @tamakiamajiki3402 4 года назад +27

      That’s me when I wake up and there’s no food.

    • @Kedabonius
      @Kedabonius 4 года назад +5

      @@tamakiamajiki3402 LOL

    • @RandomPerson-yf4ox
      @RandomPerson-yf4ox 4 года назад +11

      But it's still scary as hell.

    • @rory6278
      @rory6278 4 года назад +24

      Somehow it scares me more because hearing that in this game just means it knows your there and is hunting you

  • @docholiday2678
    @docholiday2678 3 года назад +7

    “That can’t be good....unless it’s very good!”
    -Markiplier

  • @MinscFromBaldursGate92
    @MinscFromBaldursGate92 3 года назад +21

    Everybody Is gangsta until the giant humanoid abomination starts playing Never Gonna Give You Up.

    • @PhoenixSYT
      @PhoenixSYT 3 года назад +3

      Sirenhead: *NEVER GONNA GIVE YOU UP!*
      Me hiding: *N E V E R G O N N A L E T Y O U D O W N*

  • @hannahkay2270
    @hannahkay2270 4 года назад +2008

    Mark: why would I run? It's not like anyone's-
    *leaves crunch behind him*
    Mark: ......following me

    • @ShikiTochi
      @ShikiTochi 4 года назад +12

      *monster sounds*

    • @Rara-zk9nw
      @Rara-zk9nw 4 года назад +3

      Dark Terrarian *mark sounds* ooh eh ah uhh what is that

    • @mistybeck1179
      @mistybeck1179 4 года назад +2

      Yes, no one at all...
      *cough cough* Siren Head *COUGH*

    • @Shinzo888
      @Shinzo888 4 года назад +2

      420 no one like this please Crona took April from me don;t take this from us

    • @Caderynwolf
      @Caderynwolf 4 года назад +2

      famous last words category.

  • @rebekahfehr6635
    @rebekahfehr6635 4 года назад +1326

    “You can never start a horror game with a happy note.”
    Doki Doki: Am I a joke to you?

  • @flaming.river.
    @flaming.river. 2 года назад +6

    Siren head: Hey Markimoo, I came to give you directions-
    Mark: P E A C E W A S N E V E R A N O P T I O N

  • @patback2322
    @patback2322 Год назад +2

    If I casually stumbled into these woods with Mark, idk if I'd be more scared of siren head or him seeing him fire off all his rounds into the nearest thing that moves lmao

  • @TaxiMan9464
    @TaxiMan9464 4 года назад +833

    Looks like Mark is also trying to take on Jack's dad

    • @seishinaozora5839
      @seishinaozora5839 4 года назад +31

      Gotta help a friend out, ya know.

    • @CJay412
      @CJay412 4 года назад +11

      I recently watched Jack play God of War and immediately thought of Kratos when I saw "Jack's dad"

    • @max4633
      @max4633 4 года назад +4

      He was the first one to play with siren head

    • @samuneechan
      @samuneechan 4 года назад +1

      XD right

    • @rileycox1895
      @rileycox1895 4 года назад +13

      Jack: I won’t hurt my dad. **shoots him 10 minutes later**

  • @itsjustgir282
    @itsjustgir282 4 года назад +306

    Sean: "I love all these sounds!"
    Mark: "That's a *h O n e y b e e* "

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 4 года назад +1

      *insert bandicoot screaming *

  • @halloweenbaby4192
    @halloweenbaby4192 3 года назад +8

    the noise that you hear the park ranger and everything thats siren head messing with your mind trust me

  • @hippoanonymous8841
    @hippoanonymous8841 3 года назад +23

    I stand by how I've always felt about marks voice. if they made a live movie of the emperor's new groove, Mark should 100% be Kronk

  • @Tr0113d_
    @Tr0113d_ 4 года назад +3270

    Everybody feeling safe 'till they actually realize Siren head can be silent, and look like a tree.

    • @Th00nderk00nt
      @Th00nderk00nt 4 года назад +26

      Ha funny

    • @lpsluckykitty9443
      @lpsluckykitty9443 4 года назад +180

      Everybody gangsta till the tree start moving

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 4 года назад +75

      And mimic voices to lure other people.

    • @romelferrari180
      @romelferrari180 2 года назад +9

      666th like here

    • @Vexnatos
      @Vexnatos 2 года назад +41

      and hijack electronics to trick you into thinking there's help coming

  • @HororKodStudio
    @HororKodStudio 4 года назад +615

    Jack : Does everything correctly, uses bullets sparingly, uses the right roads and end with police lights in sight
    Mark : Run in circle, misses clues, don't follow the right roads, uses his whole clip just after getting the rifle, end the game in the middle of the wood

    • @hayden9920
      @hayden9920 4 года назад +11

      lol same with CoryxKenshin

    • @nottwiggy8708
      @nottwiggy8708 4 года назад +23

      If it's worth giggles and laughs the wrong choice is the right choice

    • @TonyRaccaroniLIVE
      @TonyRaccaroniLIVE 4 года назад +21

      is it just me or has mark got worse at horror games, I think jack is one upping him

    • @alina8650
      @alina8650 4 года назад +30

      @@TonyRaccaroniLIVE Mark's just not taking it seriously right now

    • @blueenderman3322
      @blueenderman3322 4 года назад +1

      😂😂 here- 12:35

  • @SuperJeb98
    @SuperJeb98 Год назад +1

    I love how siren head narrated what your character was doing, that so horrifying to think that it know where you are but you don’t know where it is.

  • @_Kitetsu
    @_Kitetsu Год назад +1

    "Normal forest sounds" lol
    I love how you explain every sound to something plain and unusual.
    This is GOOD STUFF