SIREN HEAD is COMING FOR YOU

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  • Опубликовано: 6 янв 2025

Комментарии • 17 тыс.

  • @mylesluther8780
    @mylesluther8780 4 года назад +13980

    I like how when mark sees siren head he turns a bolt action rifle into a fully automatic machine gun

    • @Optimization-hy5ws
      @Optimization-hy5ws 4 года назад +745

      I was laughing to hard at this moment to be scared

    • @foxymain1407
      @foxymain1407 4 года назад +254

      And you can't?

    • @kevcrabill7921
      @kevcrabill7921 4 года назад +275

      I'm dying laughing thank you for this narrative.

    • @slayedslyr
      @slayedslyr 4 года назад +145

      Somehow this made that part of the video even better than it already was 🤣

    • @trinababii2045
      @trinababii2045 4 года назад +45

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 I laughed so hard!!

  • @dr.tuxedo6702
    @dr.tuxedo6702 4 года назад +1858

    “That’s right Freddy, we all know what you did.”
    That’s terrifying .

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 года назад +13

      I don't get it

    • @deeznuts4488
      @deeznuts4488 4 года назад +15

      YeeChannel 1 FNaF I think

    • @kaseyka5e4
      @kaseyka5e4 4 года назад +17

      Definitely a nice touch

    • @meatloafer2762
      @meatloafer2762 4 года назад +147

      YeeChannel 1 that's because it's Siren Head trying to trick the player into thinking that he is getting in trouble with the police so he won't leave the forest to get gunned down by the police. Now, Siren Head won't have to worry about him leaving and will be able to kill him

    • @Snavels
      @Snavels 4 года назад +97

      @@nikitaastakhov9252 Sirenhead is manipulating the player (Freddy is his name) by altering the news reports

  • @MichaelHeil-qz3jj
    @MichaelHeil-qz3jj 4 года назад +4496

    Mark: “I feel more confident now that I have a gun.”
    Also Mark: *panics to the point of turning a sniper rifle into a machine gun*

  • @maryudomah4387
    @maryudomah4387 4 года назад +2296

    “Sure wish my eyes had better resolution.”
    Me every time I need new glasses.

    • @Ari-8449
      @Ari-8449 3 года назад +67

      *puts on new glasses* I sure hope this new patch works better...

    • @WestGarbage6
      @WestGarbage6 2 года назад +27

      *_walks into eye doctors office and slams glasses down, breaking them_* "Your new patch had a ton of bugs, it messed with the resolution a lot"

    • @justindortheblunderwizard
      @justindortheblunderwizard Год назад +4

      ​@@WestGarbage6 felt like that with my new pair they messed them up and gave me a fish eye effect.
      Then they said "oh just use them for a week its just you getting used to them"
      First of all ive been wearing glasses all my life never once had that happen.
      But i still listened.
      Proceeds to walk out of glasses office and fall off the curb falling flat on my face.
      Also breaking the glasses.
      Still got new ones that were fixed though

    • @TheGhost709
      @TheGhost709 Год назад

      * laughs in four eyes *

  • @narubleachnote
    @narubleachnote 4 года назад +605

    "I wish my eyes had better resolution" Is a very underrated line

    • @ItsH22
      @ItsH22 4 года назад +10

      @Nook inc. me because i have glasses but they don't help

    • @Fang-4FR
      @Fang-4FR 4 года назад

      Haha, I can’t see all b/c of allergies

    • @Beautiful_Sound_1995
      @Beautiful_Sound_1995 4 года назад

      I wish I was an elite swimmer.

    • @ahlogic5960
      @ahlogic5960 4 года назад

      Nearsighted people be like

  • @gleebee5859
    @gleebee5859 4 года назад +590

    Game: *Siren sounds and more unusual screaming*
    Markiplier: Those are definitely the mating calls of a wombat!

  • @reesespuffs8419
    @reesespuffs8419 4 года назад +4073

    I swear, mark was more concerned that the moon was missing, than his own friends.

    • @ryuudrazyl4588
      @ryuudrazyl4588 4 года назад +89

      Gamer priorities.

    • @meowza-bf2xc
      @meowza-bf2xc 4 года назад +12

      Fr 😂

    • @jasonmcallen8954
      @jasonmcallen8954 4 года назад +47

      Poor Bob and Wade

    • @bamaman6478
      @bamaman6478 4 года назад +31

      Well I mean when a whole planet goes missing you tend to wonder wtf happened 2 it🤣

    • @lastchance1829
      @lastchance1829 4 года назад +34

      I think THE FUCKIN MOON NOT BEING IN THE SKY AT NIGHT is a bit bigger of a problem than a few missing friends

  • @gavinroisland3541
    @gavinroisland3541 3 года назад +837

    Mark: I'm almost free
    Sirenhead: Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.

    • @bonapartedavinci
      @bonapartedavinci 3 года назад +41

      There is, in fact, a way to beat this game. However, as it isn't in the listed objectives, it is nearly impossible to stumble upon....

    • @LivingWRailfan
      @LivingWRailfan 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@bonapartedavinci how

    • @electricspider2267
      @electricspider2267 4 месяца назад +2

      Fallout new vegas reference.

  • @madtilltadrina2833
    @madtilltadrina2833 4 года назад +2951

    *Sounds of the damned*
    Mark: ... That's a honeybee.

    • @TastyDonutz
      @TastyDonutz 4 года назад +50

      *Lifeless moans*
      Mark: “That’s fine that’s a badger”

    • @knotava4614
      @knotava4614 4 года назад +9

      Do honey bees even make a noise except bzzzzzzzzz?

    • @nerdyguygamer
      @nerdyguygamer 4 года назад +10

      @Octonio Walker Yeah American honeybees are fucked. Asian honeybees are coming for them. It's like a horror movie all on its own!

    • @elmoron3275
      @elmoron3275 4 года назад +6

      Imagine what a whole swarm of bees would sound like-

    • @Релёкс84
      @Релёкс84 4 года назад

      Wow, you got the joke congrats!!!! Thank you so much for your useful comment I'd never have got it otherwise!!!

  • @ImThePerson0
    @ImThePerson0 4 года назад +3046

    Dude: How am I supposed to get across now?
    Mark: I dunno jump? **jumps**
    Game: You weren’t supposed to do that

  • @drewski1664
    @drewski1664 4 года назад +1698

    *Noise of hellspawn* Mark: that’s a honeybee

    • @ludokrus3564
      @ludokrus3564 4 года назад +4

      weeb

    • @iamnotoklmao5376
      @iamnotoklmao5376 4 года назад +30

      Kenny be nice

    • @AshlynOne
      @AshlynOne 4 года назад +1

      I mean they kind of are hellspawn. Like all insects.

    • @Jambroni_1
      @Jambroni_1 4 года назад +1

      weeb

    • @Arcanis_07
      @Arcanis_07 4 года назад

      Yes, I watched the video too. But thank you for your completely unnecessary and unfunny commentary.

  • @randomaccount1645
    @randomaccount1645 3 года назад +2301

    fun fact: the demonic sounding noises mark hears are actually siren head’s stomach growling for wombats to eat

  • @hannahkay2270
    @hannahkay2270 4 года назад +2030

    Mark: why would I run? It's not like anyone's-
    *leaves crunch behind him*
    Mark: ......following me

    • @ShikiTochi
      @ShikiTochi 4 года назад +12

      *monster sounds*

    • @Rara-zk9nw
      @Rara-zk9nw 4 года назад +3

      Dark Terrarian *mark sounds* ooh eh ah uhh what is that

    • @mistybeck1179
      @mistybeck1179 4 года назад +2

      Yes, no one at all...
      *cough cough* Siren Head *COUGH*

    • @Shinzo888
      @Shinzo888 4 года назад +2

      420 no one like this please Crona took April from me don;t take this from us

    • @Caderynwolf
      @Caderynwolf 4 года назад +2

      famous last words category.

  • @oneeco
    @oneeco 4 года назад +3488

    I can imagine Mark playing the game then hearing the Siren say:
    (Distorted) "Hello, my name is Markiplier."

    • @iqbalfamily3663
      @iqbalfamily3663 4 года назад +11

      Are you gayyyyyyyyyyyyyý

    • @ilovesmelling
      @ilovesmelling 4 года назад +43

      @@iqbalfamily3663 ?

    • @ktownpunkjr.1946
      @ktownpunkjr.1946 4 года назад +6

      "Ha ha... bonjour"

    • @S18482
      @S18482 4 года назад +87

      I can imagine siren boi stalking mark through the forest saying "tHe FiTnEsS gRaM pAcEr TeSt"

    • @maximoose_
      @maximoose_ 4 года назад +2

      Iqbal Family yes.

  • @forceablecashew1929
    @forceablecashew1929 4 года назад +6102

    Mark see's siren head for half a second.
    So anyways I started blasting

  • @taylorbrown7426
    @taylorbrown7426 3 года назад +570

    "keep in mind that you can only hold one item at a time"
    markiplier: attempting to use the rifle while holding a flashlight

    • @D.M.C100
      @D.M.C100 3 года назад +4

      😅😅😅😅

  • @lanelletoscano378
    @lanelletoscano378 4 года назад +4230

    Slenderman: Why can't you be quiet when you're scaring people in the woods?!
    Siren Head: *SCREECH*

  • @chid9278
    @chid9278 4 года назад +531

    Siren head: appears
    Mark: **swaps rifle to fully automatic**

    • @CamJam312
      @CamJam312 4 года назад +5

      The fact that it's a bolt action rifle makes this even better lol

  • @yourleastfavoriteegirl7167
    @yourleastfavoriteegirl7167 4 года назад +1758

    mark: *hears possibly deadly siren sounds*
    "that is obviously that mating call of the wombat, the forest has many sounds"

    • @GONG-spark
      @GONG-spark 4 года назад +24

      “That’s a hunny bee”

    • @theycallmetheslime
      @theycallmetheslime 4 года назад +9

      “Thats my soul fading away because im being consumed by sirenhead”

    • @smallfun9352
      @smallfun9352 3 года назад +1

      “ Just the demons of the forest”

    • @smallfun9352
      @smallfun9352 3 года назад +1

      @Mason Poracky yes

    • @EndLess_Racket
      @EndLess_Racket 3 года назад

      @your least favorite e girl you must get your ears and fingers tested. . . . And brain.

  • @deathtoaster449
    @deathtoaster449 3 года назад +1198

    Siren head: demonic screaming
    Mark: B E E

    • @45chromosomes44
      @45chromosomes44 3 года назад +5

      a B E E sting me once

    • @deathtoaster449
      @deathtoaster449 3 года назад +5

      @@45chromosomes44 a B E E stung M E E too

    • @45chromosomes44
      @45chromosomes44 3 года назад +5

      W E E have a lot in common!

    • @deathtoaster449
      @deathtoaster449 3 года назад +4

      @@45chromosomes44 I S E E your point!

    • @45chromosomes44
      @45chromosomes44 3 года назад +4

      Ever hear about war thunder? I saw your logo shows world of tanks. War thunder is similar to it except it's a bit more realistic, you see world of tanks has health bars right but war thunder actually has parts inside the tanks and they can get damaged when you get shot. If you like planes as well they have those too with same amount of details inside them.
      We could play together. I thought that your in to those army stuff.

  • @spookyxs
    @spookyxs 4 года назад +1668

    Sean: *easily plays through the game, no bugs.
    Mark: *breaks the whole goddamn game*

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 года назад +74

      And instantly wastes all bullets

    • @decoratedgraves
      @decoratedgraves 4 года назад +21

      Instantly wastes bullets to and tru tru

    • @Akagane.
      @Akagane. 4 года назад +53

      I'm not suprised, it's what mark did on every horror game he played

    • @C0N3_H3AD_ART5
      @C0N3_H3AD_ART5 4 года назад +1

      Its all true tho

    • @Abandonsoyciety
      @Abandonsoyciety 4 года назад +39

      Stop acting like it's a bad thing imagine if game companies had beta testers with Mark's special ability, every game would literally be bug free, as a matter of fact if mark wasnt a youtuber hed be the best beta tester in existence lmao

  • @whoisriley
    @whoisriley 4 года назад +3429

    every youtuber: shoots siren head once
    mark: *i’m gonna do whats called a pro gamer move*

    • @MrSurrealism
      @MrSurrealism 4 года назад +30

      you bet xD

    • @hkaden6815
      @hkaden6815 4 года назад +65

      Markiplier in a nuttshell

    • @tintonito6658
      @tintonito6658 4 года назад +92

      *HEAVY MACHINE GUN*

    • @LpsRoseGold
      @LpsRoseGold 4 года назад +71

      For his neutral special, *HE WIELDS A GUN!!*

    • @echo9561
      @echo9561 4 года назад +16

      Ah good ol memories from Resident evil 2 remake

  • @kawemo9205
    @kawemo9205 4 года назад +3207

    I love how Mark acts so confident and fearless, but the second he's actually in danger he starts blubbering like a five year old trying to explain how he scraped his knee

    • @tryhardgamer4048
      @tryhardgamer4048 4 года назад +22

      Siren head is ugly

    • @fluffyphoenix8082
      @fluffyphoenix8082 4 года назад +46

      this is the best description lol

    • @reggiep.t.5295
      @reggiep.t.5295 4 года назад +93

      @@tryhardgamer4048 what you expect him to look like Kim Kardashian in a bikini any monster in the horror game isn't going to look pretty

    • @local_anxiety_rat1276
      @local_anxiety_rat1276 4 года назад +48

      @@reggiep.t.5295 he's probably used to the creepypasta fandom

    • @ellymac6173
      @ellymac6173 4 года назад +7

      The accuracy of this comment 💯

  • @AccidentProneHobbyist
    @AccidentProneHobbyist 4 года назад +941

    Nothing like your standard fully automatic bolt action rifle

  • @captainteeko4579
    @captainteeko4579 4 года назад +1518

    Imagine it barreling towards u: TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YE LADDIES

    • @deliriousacer5096
      @deliriousacer5096 4 года назад +40

      I'd scream in Wade then XD

    • @tamibryceland1475
      @tamibryceland1475 4 года назад +28

      I would say: hah siren go skrrrrrrt as my last words.

    • @hxneyedbellsss
      @hxneyedbellsss 4 года назад +25

      *high five sound effect*

    • @aa-rm5sw
      @aa-rm5sw 4 года назад +16

      *DING DING DING*
      *bell of siren head*

    • @K_Design03
      @K_Design03 4 года назад +12

      Sirenhead: TOP OF THE MORNIN TO YE LADDIES MY SON IS JACKSEPTICEYE

  • @Zhorow
    @Zhorow 4 года назад +1549

    2010: Hairy spooky people
    2020: A big stick with sirens on it that moves

  • @sarahf.8412
    @sarahf.8412 4 года назад +2960

    No one:
    Mark: *Hears death on two feet and 40 feet tall* *”It’s just a bee.”*

  • @Riseo
    @Riseo 3 года назад +100

    I just love imagining Mark as the main character, just him saying all these things as if he was the character in the woods. x,D

    • @TraceY43
      @TraceY43 Год назад

      Did the Grimace Shake taste good?

  • @GodzillaFan-gt2tc
    @GodzillaFan-gt2tc 4 года назад +883

    Y'all love when sirenhead literally tells him that he is alone because his friends are dead

    • @delcaprascalar1860
      @delcaprascalar1860 4 года назад +13

      I love the personality they give it

    • @AngloSaxonWheatFarmer
      @AngloSaxonWheatFarmer 4 года назад +5

      He doesn’t want to give you false hope, he’s homicidal but not unfair

    • @delcaprascalar1860
      @delcaprascalar1860 4 года назад

      I think it communicates like Bumblebee on the Transformers movies, probably doing sentence mix with random broadcasts

    • @garretoldenkamp3836
      @garretoldenkamp3836 4 года назад

      They dead

  • @buoyantmarlon4000
    @buoyantmarlon4000 4 года назад +311

    Jack: picks up gun and takes one shot at siren head.
    Mark: "ahhh!!!" *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang* *bang*

    • @NoSubsWithContent
      @NoSubsWithContent 4 года назад +18

      I think what mark did is what most people would do if they saw a tree sprinting towards them

    • @Limbbiscuit
      @Limbbiscuit 4 года назад +5

      Then he realized....
      Its not an uzi

    • @buoyantmarlon4000
      @buoyantmarlon4000 4 года назад

      @@NoSubsWithContent for sure, but it doesn't make the comparison any less hilarious😂

  • @f1z1x50
    @f1z1x50 4 года назад +1888

    Siren head trying to kill mark
    Mark: HELP I GOT NO PANTS

  • @queen_blaze9074
    @queen_blaze9074 4 года назад +244

    Siren head: *making random dinosaur noises*
    Mark: *shooting him rapidly till hes out of bullets*
    Siren head: you gonna pay for that

  • @udsmall7306
    @udsmall7306 4 года назад +685

    "AT whAt pOinT iS tHe deMonic cHantaing nOrmal?!?"
    *Demonic chanting intensifies*

  • @binguino5925
    @binguino5925 4 года назад +7431

    Everybody gangsta till the school alarm starts walking

    • @danieldeguzman183
      @danieldeguzman183 4 года назад +135

      Everybody gangsta till siren starts WEE WOOO WEE WOO

    • @carsonsims6365
      @carsonsims6365 4 года назад +95

      Nobody gangsta when death runs at you on all fours

    • @mulberry1047
      @mulberry1047 4 года назад +48

      Everybody gangsta until emergency broadcast system start walkin’

    • @Hiddenvafishingspot
      @Hiddenvafishingspot 4 года назад +45

      Everybody gangsta until the 5g starts walking

    • @justnovaenro6496
      @justnovaenro6496 4 года назад +27

      I can't with these comments 😭😂

  • @SleepParalysisMoth
    @SleepParalysisMoth 4 года назад +1669

    I love how a lot of horror games are "if I had a gun this would be ez" while this game was still terrifying, even if you did have the rifle

    • @theonewhocheekibreeki8963
      @theonewhocheekibreeki8963 4 года назад +45

      Not if you had blue tip rounds which are armor piercing explosive rounds

    • @sirgiraffeneck180
      @sirgiraffeneck180 4 года назад +11

      @@theonewhocheekibreeki8963 love to see it

    • @Helphine.
      @Helphine. 4 года назад +29

      @@theonewhocheekibreeki8963. Yea but they are greatly exaggerated in movies. Real ones arnt as damaging as you would expect compared to a normal round

    • @bluedragonlol1014
      @bluedragonlol1014 4 года назад +8

      Well aren't you peeps learning about guns 😂😂😂😂 seems fun

    • @user-wh2eu2ep1f
      @user-wh2eu2ep1f 4 года назад +1

      the gaming slav blue tip is just incin

  • @CobaltThunder267
    @CobaltThunder267 4 года назад +598

    Since no one else seems to have made a list, jumpscares are at:
    12:39 Mark uses all his bullets
    13:11 Sirenhead: 1; Mark: 0
    14:25 He's heeeeeere. Bullets used: 3
    14:56 Mini spoop. Bullets used: 2
    15:22 Bear: RAWR
    18:22 You didn't lay down and give up. Bullets used: 1
    18:47 Oh lawd he comin'! Bullets used: 1
    19:15 8th bullet used
    19:33 Apparently this character hates baths
    20:18 Mark gets unlucky. Sirenhead: 2; Mark: 0
    23:17 WTF!!! Sirenhead: 3; Mark: 0

    • @EliIsDumb
      @EliIsDumb 3 года назад +7

      ily

    • @catjack2894
      @catjack2894 3 года назад +9

      Thank you so much 😩

    • @ashtonevans308
      @ashtonevans308 3 года назад +4

      Yay, now I know when you brace for the scaring. No pooping myself today!

    • @taylorjones1783
      @taylorjones1783 3 года назад +2

      THANK YOU I APPRECIATE YOUR SERVICE 😩🙌

    • @theogdinogamer5059
      @theogdinogamer5059 3 года назад +7

      I read this 15 seconds before the first scare thanks for the heads up

  • @capricornyy
    @capricornyy 4 года назад +1805

    alternate title: man gets scared by noises for 25 minutes

    • @justalonelyyeemo2079
      @justalonelyyeemo2079 4 года назад +7

      capricorny yes lmao

    • @floriduhboi
      @floriduhboi 4 года назад +23

      For a good reason too! Simply terrifying in my opinion lmao.

    • @themidnightman9048
      @themidnightman9048 4 года назад

      24

    • @CarpalTunnelNugget
      @CarpalTunnelNugget 4 года назад +3

      @The Confused Composer Yeah but one of the reasons siren head is spoopy is because he plays sounds you would hear not in the woods or its just echoed to be spoopy. Like an amber alert or the news.

    • @CarpalTunnelNugget
      @CarpalTunnelNugget 4 года назад +1

      so its normal NOISE just in an unnormal way.

  • @SavGuilmette
    @SavGuilmette 4 года назад +208

    Spooks/ Siren Head Appearances
    2:55 Lixian
    4:24
    5:36
    6:22
    7:56
    9:40
    12:39 Jumpscare
    13:11
    14:27
    14:56
    15:22
    16:42
    18:22
    18:35
    19:03
    19:33 Jumpscare
    20:20
    23:17
    23:21 Jumpscare
    24:32 Lixian

  • @hannahtelevised
    @hannahtelevised 4 года назад +331

    8:11 "Unless I'm supposed to go towards the sound?"
    nO DON'T DO THAT

    • @Furge
      @Furge 4 года назад +8

      at that moment he knew, he f##### up

    • @morganpriest7726
      @morganpriest7726 4 года назад +10

      That’s dying in a horror game/movie 101

    • @rubiii_bee
      @rubiii_bee 4 года назад +10

      Every person in a horror movie ever

    • @luciomainbtw7064
      @luciomainbtw7064 4 года назад +1

      Yo, is that an Epithet Erased pfp?

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 4 года назад +1

      *WEEWOOO*

  • @chimp554
    @chimp554 3 года назад +487

    Imagine you're trying to escape from something straight out of a horror film, and the first thing they technically say to you is
    *_Get a load of this guy._*

    • @Fantasiado
      @Fantasiado 3 года назад +34

      i mean, to be honest if i am getting hunted down by a creature that the entirety of humanity would go out of their way to contain, at least it should have a good sense of humour when killing me

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 3 года назад +19

      @@Fantasiado
      I 120% agree with u. I'm not a fan of grumpy killers either.

    • @stabfenn2960
      @stabfenn2960 3 года назад +18

      @@Fantasiado "I want my murderer to enjoy my death"

    • @zombiecat2492
      @zombiecat2492 3 года назад +5

      I wouldn't know whether to be confused or scared

  • @Tr0113d_
    @Tr0113d_ 4 года назад +3293

    Everybody feeling safe 'till they actually realize Siren head can be silent, and look like a tree.

    • @Th00nderk00nt
      @Th00nderk00nt 4 года назад +26

      Ha funny

    • @lpsluckykitty9443
      @lpsluckykitty9443 4 года назад +180

      Everybody gangsta till the tree start moving

    • @rustkarl
      @rustkarl 4 года назад +75

      And mimic voices to lure other people.

    • @romelferrari180
      @romelferrari180 3 года назад +9

      666th like here

    • @Vexnatos
      @Vexnatos 2 года назад +41

      and hijack electronics to trick you into thinking there's help coming

  • @silentgamenoob3312
    @silentgamenoob3312 4 года назад +2336

    *Scary sounds playing*
    Mark: 'thats a honeybee'

    • @Huh-n1y
      @Huh-n1y 4 года назад +18

      They do make scary sounds tho

    • @IIEchoII
      @IIEchoII 4 года назад +13

      @@Huh-n1y Not really. Hornets sound worse

    • @Huh-n1y
      @Huh-n1y 4 года назад +9

      @@IIEchoII oh my god that reminds me of the first time i heard a hornet chasing me

    • @Huh-n1y
      @Huh-n1y 4 года назад +12

      @@IIEchoII it sounded like a bloody motorbike

    • @IIEchoII
      @IIEchoII 4 года назад +9

      @@Huh-n1y lmao yeah they're like bees but in heavy metal

  • @iitskenzii3729
    @iitskenzii3729 4 года назад +496

    mark: i have a problem, serouni head
    sirenhead: *sad italian noises*

  • @lucifercookie2844
    @lucifercookie2844 4 года назад +41

    "You can either protect your friends or save your own skin." Reminds me of the time our scout leader told us to throw our friends to the bear and run if we ever get attacked by one

  • @itsjustgir282
    @itsjustgir282 4 года назад +311

    Sean: "I love all these sounds!"
    Mark: "That's a *h O n e y b e e* "

    • @Maukiki
      @Maukiki 4 года назад +1

      *insert bandicoot screaming *

  • @zeal.512
    @zeal.512 4 года назад +453

    "Gee, I sure wish my eyes had better resolution..."
    Saaaame

    • @FlorianXXV
      @FlorianXXV 4 года назад +7

      that is what I imagine people who need glasses see.

    • @thatonedude-6819
      @thatonedude-6819 4 года назад +5

      Florian_25 can confirm. We can’t tell the difference a TV from 1950 and real life

    • @rajtac-tts7015
      @rajtac-tts7015 4 года назад +6

      Bruh as a person who wears glasses, that is fucking v a l I d

    • @XXX-22xxx
      @XXX-22xxx 4 года назад +1

      You have glasses don’t you

  • @vioninjadogdb8428
    @vioninjadogdb8428 4 года назад +539

    6:33
    *Siren plays*
    Mark: “That’s clearly the mating call of a wombat. These are just normal forest sounds.”
    What kind of forests have you been visiting, Mark?

  • @nabby9405
    @nabby9405 4 года назад +29

    That last jumpscare at the end of the game got me so good I smacked my head against my headboard behind me 👁👄👁
    Ow.

  • @HororKodStudio
    @HororKodStudio 4 года назад +619

    Jack : Does everything correctly, uses bullets sparingly, uses the right roads and end with police lights in sight
    Mark : Run in circle, misses clues, don't follow the right roads, uses his whole clip just after getting the rifle, end the game in the middle of the wood

    • @hayden9920
      @hayden9920 4 года назад +11

      lol same with CoryxKenshin

    • @nottwiggy8708
      @nottwiggy8708 4 года назад +23

      If it's worth giggles and laughs the wrong choice is the right choice

    • @TonyRaccaroniLIVE
      @TonyRaccaroniLIVE 4 года назад +20

      is it just me or has mark got worse at horror games, I think jack is one upping him

    • @alina8650
      @alina8650 4 года назад +30

      @@TonyRaccaroniLIVE Mark's just not taking it seriously right now

    • @blueenderman3322
      @blueenderman3322 4 года назад +1

      😂😂 here- 12:35

  • @vespertiwolf7195
    @vespertiwolf7195 4 года назад +1413

    Mark has three moods:
    1. Praising the resolution and graphics package of the game he's playing.
    2. Praising how well the game made up for its lower graphics package by having an excellent atmosphere.
    3. Roasting the crap out of ATARI-level graphics and how his corneas have been affected.

    • @eclipsedrain2366
      @eclipsedrain2366 3 года назад +23

      Sounds more like his checklist.
      1. Praise the res and graphics package
      2. Praise the ambience (Or as Muyskerm would say: OmBeans), and
      3. Roast the crap out of any other game mentioned in the game he is praising because it affects his character's ability to reprogram natural instincts. *snickers*

    • @TheGuyWithABatsuit
      @TheGuyWithABatsuit 3 года назад +4

      You forgot that he turns a rifle into a machine gun

  • @steve_the_mvp1534
    @steve_the_mvp1534 4 года назад +354

    Normal people:sniper rifle
    Markiplier: *heavy machine gun*

  • @Masteryoda-hp5kl
    @Masteryoda-hp5kl 2 года назад +16

    12:35
    Man marks fear turned a whole ass bolt-action into a semi-auto rifle.

    • @phalstreamsgames1246
      @phalstreamsgames1246 6 месяцев назад

      the bolt-action is fake to lull siren heads into a false sense of security.

  • @mrzomb3r486
    @mrzomb3r486 4 года назад +228

    12:40 “So anyways I started blastin”

  • @rarinrecruit3150
    @rarinrecruit3150 4 года назад +1781

    Lowest Quality Setting: “Potato” Now THAT is a game designer with *TASTE*

    • @potat5216
      @potat5216 4 года назад +9

      indeed

    • @johnshepherd7882
      @johnshepherd7882 4 года назад +17

      To run this game on highest settings you'll need a power PLANT

    • @battlingbloom3330
      @battlingbloom3330 4 года назад +1

      was that a pun?

    • @battlingbloom3330
      @battlingbloom3330 4 года назад +2

      Also, ITS 4:20 @0@

    • @darthmalgus3043
      @darthmalgus3043 4 года назад +10

      I don’t get why people are going on about this, potato graphics quality option has been around for years. Why is everyone bringing it up now?Non pc players I’m guessing?

  • @tiffinyvelasco5017
    @tiffinyvelasco5017 4 года назад +870

    Mark: "At what point is the demonic chanting normal!?"
    Unus Annus: "Well, ya see here, Mark...."

  • @poopetcrab3099
    @poopetcrab3099 3 года назад +171

    Siren head: doo doo doo minding my own business.
    Markiplier: *so I started screaming while shooting*

  • @MonsterTeegs
    @MonsterTeegs 4 года назад +975

    Moral of the story: always choose video games over going outside.

  • @Turbo.RF4
    @Turbo.RF4 4 года назад +279

    23:21
    Mark: *FINALLY I CAN ESCAPE NOW!*
    Siren Head: *I AM SPEED*

    • @haha.stupid6953
      @haha.stupid6953 4 года назад +9

      Ok h e c k that actually scared the crap outta me

    • @ojaman7144
      @ojaman7144 4 года назад +10

      Siren Head: *I am a precision instrument of speed and aerodynamics*

    • @NoNo-xh7ru
      @NoNo-xh7ru 4 года назад +6

      The last thing my pizza rolls see at 3 in the morning

    • @ericwoodard4357
      @ericwoodard4357 4 года назад +1

      I started cracking up after reading that while picturing siren head actually saying that! 🤣🤣

    • @patrickblake5267
      @patrickblake5267 4 года назад +1

      hi

  • @TheTwowayroad
    @TheTwowayroad 4 года назад +468

    Siren head: coming for markiplier
    Markiplier: tHaT cAn'T Be gOod

    • @TrippaMazing87
      @TrippaMazing87 4 года назад +3

      *UNLESS ITS VERY GOOD*

    • @bluffy4179
      @bluffy4179 4 года назад

      @@TrippaMazing87 HELLA YEAHZ

    • @tomek8927
      @tomek8927 4 года назад

      *THATS A HOONEY BEE*

  • @NaturalSelection_
    @NaturalSelection_ 4 года назад +18

    All I can think is..... “The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues-“

  • @krissingh313
    @krissingh313 4 года назад +1305

    Lmao 12:43
    Every other RUclipsr that i watched just shot once and hit, but Mark just rapid-fired into the thing😂

  • @somerandomdude5431
    @somerandomdude5431 4 года назад +781

    Jack: uses bullets Sparingly and practically
    Mark: blindly fires off rounds into the distance using the whole mag at once
    12:40

    • @enderpup9289
      @enderpup9289 4 года назад +16

      Mr Abasm wouldn't we all done what mark had done?

    • @isexuallyidentifyasanapach4720
      @isexuallyidentifyasanapach4720 4 года назад +6

      Am I the only one who can't see sirenhead here?

    • @XvII141
      @XvII141 4 года назад +5

      Well,Americans amirite

    • @literallyramennoodles7393
      @literallyramennoodles7393 4 года назад +6

      C0D3N4M3 Z3R0 no not exactly but at least we don’t retreat when someone steals our baguette

    • @blackace7782
      @blackace7782 4 года назад +3

      @@enderpup9289 as someone who owns and knows how to to use a gun, can confidently say no...no I would not 😂😏

  • @Greg-st2hv
    @Greg-st2hv 4 года назад +1150

    Mark: gets a sniper
    Also Mark: *machine gun noises*

    • @spooky_lxix9042
      @spooky_lxix9042 4 года назад +48

      he a little confused but he got the spirit

    • @sushiibird7799
      @sushiibird7799 4 года назад +10

      He had one clip only... poor guy

    • @user-ok7hk4xv8r
      @user-ok7hk4xv8r 4 года назад +1

      Lol surprised he didn't do that furing the doom vids

    • @destroyerproductions6447
      @destroyerproductions6447 4 года назад

      Mark with a sniper you far away just see a light you see mark smaming

    • @user-ok7hk4xv8r
      @user-ok7hk4xv8r 4 года назад +1

      *shrug* i don't know 300000

  • @Vltcrackcodm
    @Vltcrackcodm 4 года назад +45

    everybody gangsta until the tornado alarm becomes sonic

  • @letadesanto6825
    @letadesanto6825 4 года назад +263

    Mark: *hears the cry of a loon
    Also Mark: “Well at least the wolves are thriving!”

    • @arranis1
      @arranis1 4 года назад +4

      'Michael Scott Thank You' Gif.

    • @colinabbott821
      @colinabbott821 4 года назад +8

      I knew that was a loon but then I questioned myself when he said wolves

    • @doesthisreallymatterseriously
      @doesthisreallymatterseriously 4 года назад +2

      I too was like "Markimoo, since when does a wolf sound like an adult Common Loon?"

  • @Kedabonius
    @Kedabonius 4 года назад +1745

    Evey horror game: sneaks up on the player to kill them
    Sirenhead: YO IMA MAKE MAD NOISE JUST SO YOU KNOW I'M HERE

    • @serenabloodstreamdevil1319
      @serenabloodstreamdevil1319 4 года назад +31

      Jack: hi dad

    • @tamakiamajiki3402
      @tamakiamajiki3402 4 года назад +26

      That’s me when I wake up and there’s no food.

    • @Kedabonius
      @Kedabonius 4 года назад +5

      @@tamakiamajiki3402 LOL

    • @RandomPerson-yf4ox
      @RandomPerson-yf4ox 4 года назад +11

      But it's still scary as hell.

    • @rory6278
      @rory6278 4 года назад +25

      Somehow it scares me more because hearing that in this game just means it knows your there and is hunting you

  • @theproindagames9387
    @theproindagames9387 4 года назад +349

    Sirenhead: *appears*
    Mark's itchy trigger finger: my time has come

    • @Ooof_Master
      @Ooof_Master 4 года назад +3

      I love you

    • @BabuBabu-ip6oh
      @BabuBabu-ip6oh 4 года назад +1

      @@Ooof_Master bruh

    • @jyrktxuwu9648
      @jyrktxuwu9648 4 года назад +1

      I love you

    • @tartfart
      @tartfart 4 года назад +1

      Jyrktx Uwu love you to

    • @christinabanina6270
      @christinabanina6270 4 года назад +1

      I couldnt see a damn thing when he was shooting at the first time lol. couldnt even see the friggen siren head rip

  • @cjboehm603
    @cjboehm603 3 года назад +73

    As an Australian, I can confirm that's what a wombat mating call sounds like.

    • @genkureshima9834
      @genkureshima9834 2 года назад +1

      Y'all heard the man. Straight from the motherland.
      What worries me is Mark knowing that... maybe Dark is actually aussie and while Mark is american.

  • @TheMactavileMiniMadMaxMactans
    @TheMactavileMiniMadMaxMactans 4 года назад +416

    Mark: "It's a harmless little thing."
    Me: "That 'harmless little thing' is about to make you an _armless_ little thing."

  • @gavinfreeman3539
    @gavinfreeman3539 4 года назад +424

    Mark: tried to beat game
    Siren Head: “Get a load of this guy”

    • @christianrogers8297
      @christianrogers8297 4 года назад +12

      Siren Head: Hey Mark, how’s your day-
      Mark: BAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAMBAM-

    • @matthill5791
      @matthill5791 4 года назад +3

      “Trying to save his friends if were him I would just lie down on my back and and wait wait for what you ask? Soon you’ll see.

    • @manbigboycoffin8241
      @manbigboycoffin8241 4 года назад

      Actually funny I am made laugh

  • @frostbitedoesyt5407
    @frostbitedoesyt5407 4 года назад +330

    4:07
    Everyone else who hears wolves: RUN.
    Mark: ... *Well at least the wolves are thriving..*

    • @marijamilanovic5258
      @marijamilanovic5258 4 года назад +2

      ew, furry.

    • @frostbitedoesyt5407
      @frostbitedoesyt5407 4 года назад +4

      Marija Milanovic I’m an animatronic... not a furry.. thank you.
      Do you always walk into a chuck-e-cheese building and yell out that the animatronic is a furry?

    • @DJRainbowToxic
      @DJRainbowToxic 4 года назад +6

      @@frostbitedoesyt5407 just ignore that guy,he's just some rando trying to start something

    • @davethehusky2437
      @davethehusky2437 4 года назад

      @@frostbitedoesyt5407 I'm An AnImAtRoNiC nOt A fUrRy LoOk At Me Im FnAf GuY fUnNy HaHa Oc ChArAcTeR HaHa FuNnY

    • @_memeshiffer_
      @_memeshiffer_ 4 года назад +1

      Those are loons lmao I live on a lake but it’s funny

  • @Radioseal
    @Radioseal 3 года назад +14

    The character thinking they won:
    Siren Head: *Imma bout to end this man's whole career*

  • @acoolpotato3243
    @acoolpotato3243 4 года назад +207

    Assassins : try to sneak and kill you unexpectedly
    Siren head : we don’t do that around here

    • @thebig1987
      @thebig1987 4 года назад +9

      A: sector is clear.
      *siren head appears*
      A: NOT CLEAR NOT CLEAR

  • @davemaniac
    @davemaniac 4 года назад +307

    This video is 25 minutes of Mark trying to convince himself that these noises are normal...

  • @hughmungus2192
    @hughmungus2192 4 года назад +794

    Mark's children: *Yells*
    Mark: "...well the kids are thriving."

  • @b3he4ded87
    @b3he4ded87 4 года назад +77

    "That's clearly the mating sounds of a wombat"

  • @fkez0510
    @fkez0510 4 года назад +232

    Everyone else who's played this game: shoots Siren Head once
    Mark: somehow turns a sniper rifle into a machine gun and rapid fires

  • @tealablu3759
    @tealablu3759 4 года назад +860

    “That’s clearly the mating call of a wombat. These are normal forest sounds.”
    Obviously

  • @SpiralUniverse
    @SpiralUniverse 4 года назад +820

    Slenderman: tallest creepypasta and semi quietest
    Sirenhead: ImMa Be 40 FeEt TaLl AnD lOuD aS fUcK

  • @ThompsonMaple
    @ThompsonMaple 3 года назад +25

    Mark:*Sees siren head strolling towards him and freaks out*
    Also Mark:*Switches bolt action hunting rifle to semi-automatic*

  • @uiopikytnie7336
    @uiopikytnie7336 4 года назад +436

    I love how marks editor just ran into his room and then in the game 2:55

  • @isabellajuarez1926
    @isabellajuarez1926 4 года назад +222

    The fact that he *runs* makes him even more terrifying.

    • @PrinceLeader
      @PrinceLeader 4 года назад +10

      This whole video I was PRAYING that he didn't run.
      I got my wish...
      HE FREAKING SPRINTS! D'X

    • @shadow_the_slime_roo
      @shadow_the_slime_roo 4 года назад +11

      Siren head running on all fours be like Bring that booty here boi

    • @josephlooney6510
      @josephlooney6510 4 года назад

      Oh God it can scuddle

  • @sewerrat6457
    @sewerrat6457 4 года назад +1710

    Jack: shots him once
    Mark: unloads a full clip into him

    • @vegetalover9297
      @vegetalover9297 4 года назад +22

      Shoots*

    • @Happy_toast
      @Happy_toast 4 года назад +17

      Vegeta Lover92 got‘em

    • @nightsun5468
      @nightsun5468 4 года назад +73

      I mean Mark had the more realistic reaction to a giant monster charging him down in the woods.

    • @sewerrat6457
      @sewerrat6457 4 года назад +2

      Vegeta Lover92 it’s one o chill out Mr. Nothing better to do

    • @sewerrat6457
      @sewerrat6457 4 года назад +2

      Nightsun 546 I know i just thought that was funny

  • @DUNKIN-x8r
    @DUNKIN-x8r 3 года назад +29

    Markiplier: sees siren head"
    His gun: rapid fire"

  • @CrazyShark1138
    @CrazyShark1138 4 года назад +103

    Jack: *Shoots once*
    Mark: *Goes semiautomatic*
    Also Mark: I think I'm out of ammo

  • @tinal.taylor2335
    @tinal.taylor2335 4 года назад +216

    Wolfs: OHOHOHOHOHOHOH
    Mark: at least the wolves are thriving

    • @codygrubb7630
      @codygrubb7630 4 года назад +1

      Heres one getting murderer a minute later

  • @CasualFBIAgent
    @CasualFBIAgent 4 года назад +2114

    Every other creepypasta: Why can’t you be normal?!
    Siren Head: *Screams*

    • @yanrezeki6567
      @yanrezeki6567 4 года назад +88

      Siren head:haha me go WEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOOOWEEEEWOOOOHHISSISTERS

    • @EJ666
      @EJ666 4 года назад +22

      WeE wOo WeE wOo

    • @eldritch_raven_ytb
      @eldritch_raven_ytb 4 года назад +40

      Siren Head isn't a creepypasta though? ^^" (no offense i just remember that the creator said his creation was neither an scp neither a creepypasta)

    • @lesbianbat8420
      @lesbianbat8420 4 года назад +26

      Sirenhead: **SCREAMING IN SIREN**

    • @cherrypiekitten8013
      @cherrypiekitten8013 4 года назад +13

      Slender man: I give up that's it

  • @Dizzy-sq9zd
    @Dizzy-sq9zd 4 года назад +15

    Markiplier: *saves sprint* "There is nothing chasing m-" *big roar*

  • @bigladdamien7774
    @bigladdamien7774 4 года назад +583

    Radio: *”Campers have been reported missing.”*
    Mark: “That means my friends are DEAD”

    • @justmonika6663
      @justmonika6663 4 года назад +7

      _ That.Trans.Friend _ first response and it’s TOTALLY true always

    • @VegaNorth
      @VegaNorth 4 года назад +15

      Not sure if thats coming from the nearby radio or if that was literally Siren Head telling the player he killed their friends.

    • @joeb8935
      @joeb8935 4 года назад +4

      Vega North it was sirenhead

    • @frostbitedoesyt5407
      @frostbitedoesyt5407 4 года назад +2

      *SEES BLOOD THE NEXT ROUND AFTER THE TOWER GLITCHES*

    • @Hoanggtx
      @Hoanggtx 4 года назад +2

      Siren head can mimic the sounds of your friends or loved ones.

  • @theavacoda5823
    @theavacoda5823 4 года назад +1963

    "You don't have to be faster than siren head, just your friends"
    -Someone who is no longer my friend

    • @El.cat1
      @El.cat1 4 года назад +6

      😕wot

    • @yuuardic7854
      @yuuardic7854 4 года назад +51

      @marilyn smith it means they left their friend to die

    • @RI0TED
      @RI0TED 4 года назад +45

      Oh, that's nice.
      W a i t.

    • @callsign_zeus9592
      @callsign_zeus9592 4 года назад +9

      Glad I'm the fastest in my friend group

    • @blakemaddox1908
      @blakemaddox1908 4 года назад +6

      I feel like this is funny but I don’t get the joke

  • @jonathonredacted3396
    @jonathonredacted3396 4 года назад +214

    "These are just normal forest sounds" imagine going to a zoo and the guide says listen to the wombat mating call, and you hear *OuOuwoOOAWaHwAh* coming loudly out of its mouth

  • @KuroHebi
    @KuroHebi 4 года назад +261

    Me in this game scenario:
    So anyway, there I was with my shotgun two thirds up my mouth.

    • @bodidotoco7857
      @bodidotoco7857 3 года назад +11

      Calm down Kurt Cobain

    • @emmaw.8212
      @emmaw.8212 3 года назад +3

      Freaking same dude 😭

    • @marioanothlp
      @marioanothlp 3 года назад +27

      *Freeze frame* "Yep, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...."

    • @logalin
      @logalin 3 года назад +10

      @@bodidotoco7857 that’s a fat chunky yikes right there

    • @spiderfriend5567
      @spiderfriend5567 3 года назад +4

      @@bodidotoco7857 fuckin OUCH

  • @zombiemoth9050
    @zombiemoth9050 4 года назад +427

    Slender man: Lets be stealthy about this
    Siren head: Did you say unsuppressed assault?

  • @DevlLo0pers
    @DevlLo0pers 4 года назад +552

    JackSepticEye: doesn’t give a shit about sirenhead and likes him
    Markiplier: Thinks everything is normal till he gets his head ripped off

  • @sadboi2695
    @sadboi2695 4 года назад +723

    This video is just a meme of " so I just started blasting"

    • @allycole4207
      @allycole4207 4 года назад +6

      Omg yes

    • @leoshuvro
      @leoshuvro 4 года назад +4

      No its a meme of
      SO ANYWAY I STARTED BLASTING

  • @jesuschristbutafab9923
    @jesuschristbutafab9923 3 года назад +248

    Mark: at least the wolves are thriving!
    Me, who lives in Maine: *sir that's a loon-*

    • @cjboehm603
      @cjboehm603 3 года назад +3

      I live in California and even I know what a loon sounds like

    • @sylvikai3357
      @sylvikai3357 3 года назад

      as someone who lives in maryland, same

    • @jaygay6576
      @jaygay6576 3 года назад +3

      @@cjboehm603 I live in California and what the fuck is a loon

    • @TrippaMazing87
      @TrippaMazing87 3 года назад

      @Harrison Clark same lol

    • @RedFeralWolf
      @RedFeralWolf 3 года назад

      Michigan here and we know the call of a loon we’ll.

  • @II-nt6eo
    @II-nt6eo 4 года назад +559

    No one:
    Mark: “so anyways I started blasting”

  • @zaccotton8628
    @zaccotton8628 4 года назад +1178

    *air raid siren*
    Mark: That's obviously the mating call of a wombat.
    As an australian I can verifiy that

    • @EliasPluto
      @EliasPluto 4 года назад +39

      as an australian i have actually seen a wombat scream its siren-like call

    • @emmacheshire3628
      @emmacheshire3628 4 года назад +17

      I don’t know what’s worse, that or the noise koalas make.

    • @-rin2836
      @-rin2836 4 года назад +4

      SiRiuS ZAK1boi I second that

    • @ryank2780
      @ryank2780 4 года назад +6

      Yay! Australia comments! I'm Australian too!

    • @leo_mosley
      @leo_mosley 4 года назад +8

      Was camping and a wombat did it right next to our tent and scared the living shit out of me

  • @baguettethebread5568
    @baguettethebread5568 4 года назад +1906

    Every Creepy pasta character: Gotta be stealthy to kill the player
    Siren Head : *POLICE CAR NOISES*

    • @Mingo-Akuma
      @Mingo-Akuma 4 года назад +44

      Siren head:
      EEEEEEEYYYYAAAAAAAAACKCK!!!!

    • @Dankster-yo8xv
      @Dankster-yo8xv 4 года назад +36

      He's not a creepy pasta
      Or an SCP

    • @oreo-postraphe
      @oreo-postraphe 4 года назад +31

      @@Dankster-yo8xv I thought that Trevor just wanted to make standalone characters who could be urban myths?

    • @Exdorme
      @Exdorme 4 года назад +4

      @@Dankster-yo8xv what is it then?

    • @nikitaastakhov9252
      @nikitaastakhov9252 4 года назад +24

      @@Dankster-yo8xv he is a a very tall man who needs friends

  • @HaruIsDeadx
    @HaruIsDeadx 4 года назад +22

    Lixian: "*Master, sirenhead is as annoying as i am*"