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"don't let the cat out no matter what it tells you" "why does it look like the cat's going through meth withdrawals?" That's. Why. The. Cat. Isn't. Allowed. Outside!
Damien be like: hhhhhhhhhhhhhh̷h̵h̸h̵e̶e̶e̵e̸e̸e̵e̶e̴e̸e̸ḛ̸̻̬̐͒e̷̪̥̾̊ĕ̷̝͚̎̇e̶̻̳͋e̶̙̯͖̽̑̎̚é̷̡̦̰͂e̸͈̲͍̽͗͂e̵͙̓̎͗͐ẽ̴̬é̵͇̯̏̒e̴̙̳̻͝e̷̳̙͖̊́e̷̹͔̟̯͗̿̉ė̸̘̈́͗͋è̷̳̝̻̉ē̸̼̤̉̾͘è̷̥͂͆͘e̷͔͔̽͂͊ȩ̵̹̤͇̥̹̤̻̭̠́͂̈̀́̏̆̄e̴̡͇͔̠̯̋͐̆̿̓̏̏̿͂̎͜ę̶̛͈̫̞̘͖͍͛͝ė̶͚͈̼e̷̪̳̲̹͙͆̒͗̈̌͐̂̽̃̑͝ẽ̷̹̥̻̐̿̌́̈́́͌̚ẽ̶̛̪͎̝͔̱̩̘̭̰̐̑̎̽͛̅͊ͅe̷͈̗͖̺̒͑̒͌̃̍̒̄̆͝ȩ̸͎̤͇͔̫̹͈̻̰͓̾̃̉͋̇͒̔̚ė̴̬̉̓́̐͆̊̕͠ẖ̴̨̡̛̙̂͌͒̓̾̈́̕h̸̦͋̐͗̽̕͝h̴̢̛̪̻̾̇̊̽̔̃h̸͙͚͛̔̓̓̌͘͠h̵̢̡̹̮̦͎̤̟̼̯͈͚̯̠̱̬͚̬̖̫̟̭͖̯̟̜͉̱̯̖̜̯̄͋̃͂̈́̆̐̎͛̉̈́́̏̈́̈́́̚ͅͅh̵̢̛̜̰̼̀͊͂͌̉͐̀̒̽̉̾̐́̒̌̊̀̂͂̊̊̎͐̊̊́̏́̒͒̀̌̕͝͠h̸̢͙͔̩̺͚̦̦͇̥̗̹̯̟̘͓̻͉̱̗̟̫̣̽͛̊̇̿̾͆̈̋̇̈̌̓̒̇̈̏̈́̾͑̈̈́̃̚̚͜͜͝͠͝͝͠ͅh̴̡͈̘̣̰̥̠̙̼̰̠͕̼͇̩̏͋̏̍̆̆͌͊͑̎̃͋̎͋̇͒͆͂̉̾̍͘h̷̡̨̛͙̖͉͖͖͓̮̣̗̳͇̅̃̄̏̐̍̀͐͊̀͌̓͐͆̓̏̑́̓̽̀̈͗̄̄͘͘̕̕̕̚͝͝͠͠͝ḩ̴̛͍̮̗̹̥̺̖̙̬̺̫͉̪͉̪̖͇̤̙̣̳͈̯̈́̆͐̈́̈́͒̀͆̑͐̀̆̏̋͗̉̾͌̑̀͑̂h̸̨̧̢̧̛͙͚͚̟̳̖̼̯̮͓̞͇̪̱͕̥͙̳͖̤̬̯͈̰̮̼̠̻̼̼͓̠̮̯͚́̌̊͆̇̌̂̂̏̎̏̈̓̈́̑̽̽̇̀͑̀͜͜͜͠͠ͅh̸̡̛̩̣̦̅͗̆̑̌̂̋̾̀̈́́̏̊͒͒͋̍͛̾̈́̑̈͗̀̑̔̌̊̀̆̈̉̀͊̕͠͝͝͠͠h̶̨̧̧̧̢̫͓̣̼̣͇̹͚̫̤͚̬̝̤̮͎̳͙̪͇͚̻̦̺̼̬̳̖̯̯̄͊͛̅͌̾̑̒̂͒̈́͋̍̇̐͒̌̊̑͂̑̏͋̿̓̂͗̂́̕͜͠͝ͅḩ̷̯͚̣̱͇̥͖͓̦̪̯͓̦̱̠̩̦͔̙̪̦̼̍̑̈͊͂̊̀̔̊̀́̚ͅh̷̡̡̡̧͔̹͚͙͖̻̥̻͉̭̟͇̮̝͉͓̟̙̟͓͎̝̻̞̳̥̟͉͉̯̫͇͖̝͎̮̲͂́̀̓̐͋̏̈̃͗́͌̾̆̇̏͋̕͜͜͜ͅh̵̛̛̯̜͉̥̼̭̯͑͑́̉̆͂̈́͑̓̑͗̇͗̉̂̑͋̄̊̂͆̓̏̋̋̉̔̽͘͘̕͘͠͝͠͠h̴̨̨̛̛̹͓̜͎̦̮̗̝̪̙̖̳̪̩̳͕̒̾̓͐́̋̉̿̃͂̑̒̂̉̊̎͂͋̓̅̈̊̾̈́̑̐̽̑͂̔̊̏̿̚͘͘͝h̸̢̨̛̹͓̗̗͖̬̼̖̲͙͇̙̘̰̭̥̟͕̘̮̭̗̬͓̝̝͔̱́̅̊̐́͆͑͛́́̒͛̓͊̀͊̆͌̒̄͆̕̕͝͠ḩ̵̧̧̢̛̖͕͇̩͕͔̞̞̰͎̦͔̪̞̯̳̘̝̻̞̝̬̭͙͚̜͇͚̱̘͖̺͔̅̇̀̿̌̐͐̎̑̈̓́̍͋̓̆̈͌̃̂̀͋̉̌͊̓͘͜͜ͅḩ̴̨͙̯͉̣̝̫̲̩̱̹̹̥͍̰̦̩͉̝̪͔͕̭̗̳̥̮̟̞̟͇̳̠̑̋͑͗̀̑̀͊̇̇̀̓̿̈́̈́̂̑͐̀͌̄̐͆̿̏̿̐̍̈́͐̐̓̒̌̑̀̏̌̓̆̈́̃̐̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅh̴̹̞̤̯̽͛̌̑͌͒̀̾͂̔͐̀̉̕͜͝͝h̸̡̧̧͉̟̠͚̣̜͔̱͖̻̯̤͎̟̤̜͔̦͕̰̺͈̤̤̤̖̽̅̒̅̎̄́̂̈̽̐͘͜ͅḩ̴̨̢̨̬͓͎̘̱̩̦͍̬̫͙̰̟̘̬̖̗͙̠̅̐̈́̽͋̐̽͋͗͐̐̋̇̈̾͗͑̒̂̏̄̑̇̀̆͆̃̎͌͐̈́̈̀̃̐̉̄̚͘̕͘͜͝͝͠͝ͅh̵̢̢̡̝͓͈̺̖̝̰͕̰̤̳̲̠͌̒̇̌̋͂̽̽̉́̍̾͋̀̋̐̅̓̈́̍̆̆͋̉̅͒̌͑̕͘̚͝͠ͅh̷̢̛̛̛͎̫̣̺̺̼̼̮͕̺̦̰͕̪̣̱̙͉͙̳͇͈̥̪̤̲͙̻͍̲͍̺͚̰͎̠͎͎͚̙̝̱̤̯̾̈͆̇̀̾̀͒͐́̽̈́̽̔̓̍̐̂̓̆̍̊̎̀̾̽̐͐̂̊́̈́́̓́͊̕̕͘͜͠h̶̡̤̭͙͚̟̲̞̪̳̱̟͉̳̖̟͍̝̱̗̱̎̊̑̃̍͊̏̋̓̂̄̀̑̇̏͐̄̈́̌͗̔̚̚͘͜͜͠͝ḧ̶̢͚̬̙͙̬̭̰̣̩͈͖͕̺̗̥́̾̌̓́̋͂̅̋̿̐̉͆̊̓̿̈͒͒̽̋̇͒͆̎͑̊̒͋̃͆̉̉̍̂͘̚̚͘͝͝ẖ̸̛͚̩̟͖͖̳͚̜̖̰̘̥̤̦̺̞̻͈̥̫͈̯̝͈̼̝͖̪̼͒̈́̇̀̀̋̓͗͑̔̈̆͆̎̈́̍̒̔̍́͒̔̒͒̓̂̕̕̕̕̕͘͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅḩ̷̡̡̡̢̡̨̨̩̻͇̤̩̻͓̲̯͚̼̹̙̭̜̪̗̙͔̮͓̮͈̮̮̈͑̑̄̇̈́̈́̑̎̉́̓̂̆͌͒̈́͗̀̎̐̚͝ͅͅh̸̛̛͕̬̖̟̫͂̌̒̑̀̐̓͗̇̒́̇̀̉̅̋̒̆̇͛͒̂̍̆̏̈́̎͊̀̑̀͘͠͝͠͝ͅh̸̢̛̛̭̠̫̉͑̇̆̆̇̇͆̈́̽̅͆͛̄̽͊̃̌͛̋̍̀̚̚̚͝͝͠͝͝ͅ
Y'all talk about how old the PS4 is while I'm over here playing outdated Minecraft on my PS3 I have recently updated my Minecraft. While the PS3 is still old, I still love it.
chastity belt aint shit to the guy with the coconut thumb. yes its his thumb, he was featured on "stan lees superhumans" his thumb looks wierd and is thick as hell.
9:35 I imagined an old woman standing next to this guy and just going “mmmmmm” in a growly voice. The man falls asleep from this and the woman gets on all fours and wraps her arms around this man’s poor wife, slowly absorbing her
4:37 mine does the same. “Daddy has been watching over us and Daddy has been helpings us, love Daddy for he has been helping us” a quote from my church.
I know this wasn't posted that long ago, but Damien sounds so much different in the recent videos on his channel, like he's more relaxed or something. Absolutely love Damien Lee, such a legend. Which is... Not different than anyone on Emkay honestly. Emkay always has such great people.
@@luketheunlucky7632 What? You don't agree that if they haven't harmed anyone they should be treated as a human being with rights? Because that is what NOMAPs are fighting for
7:13 I swear there's an episode of 1000 Ways to Die where some guys high off their ass who injected themselves with the goo from Glowsticks into their viens. They glowed, but died.
@@cheesenipspartymix Quit being an asshole. If you don't like a comment, dislike and move on. Report it if it violates RUclips's rules (which this one doesn't). That's why the buttons are there.
4:37 When I was at church summer camp one year, it was just a room filled with middle schoolers, and the pastor going, “HE IS YOUR DADDY.” And I’ve never felt more uncomfortable in my life.
2:04: That's more like r/technicallythetruth. UPDATE Not sure whether I was referring to the bottom comment in that thread ("Deaf people probably haven't heard of em") or I meant 2:06.
Ok so I was just casually scrolling through my recommendations while drinking some soda and the thumbnail just made me turn into a sprinkler from laughter
_"The crime comes in if they act on it"_ Actually, even then, it's not necessarily a felony. For example, where I'm from (socialist Europe), it's perfectly legal for adult men to have sex with 15yo girls. And yes: you're on a list now. Welcome to the club, comrade. 🕶
@@theblasblas Yeah, that's the one. There's really nothing wrong with ephebophilia. Most men are an ephebophiles, including myself, cause it's still the body of a woman, but we need to have laws for it regardless, because the mind underneath still has more growing it needs to do.
8:14 look dude. its not something you choose. Im on a help forum for these people and do you know how many people on there suffer from heavy depression and are sometimes downright suicidal after they find out? NOMAP stands for non offending, which means that we would never ever do anything to anyone, kind of like you wouldnt. the ones that do deserve everything, but please just do a tiny bit of research before you hate. (after that you can hate all you want) I can get so frustrated at people shitting on things they dont know about and worsening the issue
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I love his laugh
Who doesn't
Unbelievable. You're lying.
First time?
@@A_Shadow87 3:00
Not trying to be mean but he sounds like a car struggling to start
2:00 LMAO
*_[I feel like a terrible person for laughing at that but it’s actually funny ngl]_*
*cork pops out of a wine bottle followed by wheezing*
it was tho
We all did, you’re not alone
I laughed hard i knocked my nuggies out of the bowl
Zeytrixx k
Have y'all seen the new flex paste?
It is (and I quote) "Very useful at penetrating and filling small holes"
I think Phil just has a thing for using power tools. Don't get me wrong, I'll buy the paste. It's just that Phil may have an addiction.
Hehe boi
"Also available in black"
Your comment had 69 likes, so I liked it, now you have 70
No 69 for you
@@ghostkitty4861 That's a lotta damage
Me: The PS4? It's like 3 years ago
Damien: 7 years ago
Me: *WAIT WHAT*
Well, no one should worry, I think he mixed up the PS4 with the PS3 or Xbox 360.
@@rdsabroad7528 no it actually released in 2013, it takes a quick Google search
@@desty5238 I think that was the joke here.
2010 was a decade ago. People who were 5 then are 15 now. The world aged and didn’t do it well
@@rdsabroad7528 it released in 2013, i remeber seeing ads for it.
Emkay is literally the anti-depressants of my life
just don't try to overdose
@@Kevin_MG69 daily should be fine
@@Kevin_MG69 **Chugs 30**
SCP-999: *am I a joke to you?*
@@RayleighM2010 restricted access *sniff*
8:10 -ish hearing the disgust in Damien's voice about that entire matter makes me respect and admire him just a little more. *awkward salute*
Was he talking about Ben or the pedo
Hi
"Who doesn't know about blind people?"
"Well the deaf never heard of them."
wow, this has to be my most popular comment.
@Wes Prang those are people who were born blind. people who went blind have seen other people and themselves.
@Wes Prang blind people don't even see in black. They don't see period
That's cuz dumb people like yourself don't talk about it no more.
@@istealwaifus8526 and yourself
congratulations you quoted a line from the video and added nothing else
8:21 Error: Soul had just left.
Update: It came back.
Lmao
Souljaboy had just left.
undertale meme
Hienz ad
00:44
This post always kills me.
He never says "I'm on top of the world." Anyone that has seen the film knows he screams "I'm king of the world!"
Yeah ikr
The zombies laughing at me after surviving only 3 rounds: 2:03
It sounds like something powering up
"don't let the cat out no matter what it tells you"
"why does it look like the cat's going through meth withdrawals?"
That's. Why. The. Cat. Isn't. Allowed. Outside!
Yea, we already made that mistake with the dogs, im still wondering who let the dogs out? Who? Who? Who? Who?
manatee 1985 I howled at this series of comments
Hello.
I read cat as car LMAO
Ur pfp cool
"Deaf people have never heard of them"
Wasn't expecting that..
*SPANISH INQUISITION!*
betcha werent expecting that either.
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Well, mute people don't talk about them so....
2:02 i was watching this on full volume with headphones and the wheeze almost deleted my ears
*WHEEZE*
@@arazet b r u h
AND WHY WAS THERE A PAUSE I CANT BREATHE
Damien’s wheezes are a gift to this earth
Damien be like: hhhhhhhhhhhhhh̷h̵h̸h̵e̶e̶e̵e̸e̸e̵e̶e̴e̸e̸ḛ̸̻̬̐͒e̷̪̥̾̊ĕ̷̝͚̎̇e̶̻̳͋e̶̙̯͖̽̑̎̚é̷̡̦̰͂e̸͈̲͍̽͗͂e̵͙̓̎͗͐ẽ̴̬é̵͇̯̏̒e̴̙̳̻͝e̷̳̙͖̊́e̷̹͔̟̯͗̿̉ė̸̘̈́͗͋è̷̳̝̻̉ē̸̼̤̉̾͘è̷̥͂͆͘e̷͔͔̽͂͊ȩ̵̹̤͇̥̹̤̻̭̠́͂̈̀́̏̆̄e̴̡͇͔̠̯̋͐̆̿̓̏̏̿͂̎͜ę̶̛͈̫̞̘͖͍͛͝ė̶͚͈̼e̷̪̳̲̹͙͆̒͗̈̌͐̂̽̃̑͝ẽ̷̹̥̻̐̿̌́̈́́͌̚ẽ̶̛̪͎̝͔̱̩̘̭̰̐̑̎̽͛̅͊ͅe̷͈̗͖̺̒͑̒͌̃̍̒̄̆͝ȩ̸͎̤͇͔̫̹͈̻̰͓̾̃̉͋̇͒̔̚ė̴̬̉̓́̐͆̊̕͠ẖ̴̨̡̛̙̂͌͒̓̾̈́̕h̸̦͋̐͗̽̕͝h̴̢̛̪̻̾̇̊̽̔̃h̸͙͚͛̔̓̓̌͘͠h̵̢̡̹̮̦͎̤̟̼̯͈͚̯̠̱̬͚̬̖̫̟̭͖̯̟̜͉̱̯̖̜̯̄͋̃͂̈́̆̐̎͛̉̈́́̏̈́̈́́̚ͅͅh̵̢̛̜̰̼̀͊͂͌̉͐̀̒̽̉̾̐́̒̌̊̀̂͂̊̊̎͐̊̊́̏́̒͒̀̌̕͝͠h̸̢͙͔̩̺͚̦̦͇̥̗̹̯̟̘͓̻͉̱̗̟̫̣̽͛̊̇̿̾͆̈̋̇̈̌̓̒̇̈̏̈́̾͑̈̈́̃̚̚͜͜͝͠͝͝͠ͅh̴̡͈̘̣̰̥̠̙̼̰̠͕̼͇̩̏͋̏̍̆̆͌͊͑̎̃͋̎͋̇͒͆͂̉̾̍͘h̷̡̨̛͙̖͉͖͖͓̮̣̗̳͇̅̃̄̏̐̍̀͐͊̀͌̓͐͆̓̏̑́̓̽̀̈͗̄̄͘͘̕̕̕̚͝͝͠͠͝ḩ̴̛͍̮̗̹̥̺̖̙̬̺̫͉̪͉̪̖͇̤̙̣̳͈̯̈́̆͐̈́̈́͒̀͆̑͐̀̆̏̋͗̉̾͌̑̀͑̂h̸̨̧̢̧̛͙͚͚̟̳̖̼̯̮͓̞͇̪̱͕̥͙̳͖̤̬̯͈̰̮̼̠̻̼̼͓̠̮̯͚́̌̊͆̇̌̂̂̏̎̏̈̓̈́̑̽̽̇̀͑̀͜͜͜͠͠ͅh̸̡̛̩̣̦̅͗̆̑̌̂̋̾̀̈́́̏̊͒͒͋̍͛̾̈́̑̈͗̀̑̔̌̊̀̆̈̉̀͊̕͠͝͝͠͠h̶̨̧̧̧̢̫͓̣̼̣͇̹͚̫̤͚̬̝̤̮͎̳͙̪͇͚̻̦̺̼̬̳̖̯̯̄͊͛̅͌̾̑̒̂͒̈́͋̍̇̐͒̌̊̑͂̑̏͋̿̓̂͗̂́̕͜͠͝ͅḩ̷̯͚̣̱͇̥͖͓̦̪̯͓̦̱̠̩̦͔̙̪̦̼̍̑̈͊͂̊̀̔̊̀́̚ͅh̷̡̡̡̧͔̹͚͙͖̻̥̻͉̭̟͇̮̝͉͓̟̙̟͓͎̝̻̞̳̥̟͉͉̯̫͇͖̝͎̮̲͂́̀̓̐͋̏̈̃͗́͌̾̆̇̏͋̕͜͜͜ͅh̵̛̛̯̜͉̥̼̭̯͑͑́̉̆͂̈́͑̓̑͗̇͗̉̂̑͋̄̊̂͆̓̏̋̋̉̔̽͘͘̕͘͠͝͠͠h̴̨̨̛̛̹͓̜͎̦̮̗̝̪̙̖̳̪̩̳͕̒̾̓͐́̋̉̿̃͂̑̒̂̉̊̎͂͋̓̅̈̊̾̈́̑̐̽̑͂̔̊̏̿̚͘͘͝h̸̢̨̛̹͓̗̗͖̬̼̖̲͙͇̙̘̰̭̥̟͕̘̮̭̗̬͓̝̝͔̱́̅̊̐́͆͑͛́́̒͛̓͊̀͊̆͌̒̄͆̕̕͝͠ḩ̵̧̧̢̛̖͕͇̩͕͔̞̞̰͎̦͔̪̞̯̳̘̝̻̞̝̬̭͙͚̜͇͚̱̘͖̺͔̅̇̀̿̌̐͐̎̑̈̓́̍͋̓̆̈͌̃̂̀͋̉̌͊̓͘͜͜ͅḩ̴̨͙̯͉̣̝̫̲̩̱̹̹̥͍̰̦̩͉̝̪͔͕̭̗̳̥̮̟̞̟͇̳̠̑̋͑͗̀̑̀͊̇̇̀̓̿̈́̈́̂̑͐̀͌̄̐͆̿̏̿̐̍̈́͐̐̓̒̌̑̀̏̌̓̆̈́̃̐̚͜͝͝͝ͅͅh̴̹̞̤̯̽͛̌̑͌͒̀̾͂̔͐̀̉̕͜͝͝h̸̡̧̧͉̟̠͚̣̜͔̱͖̻̯̤͎̟̤̜͔̦͕̰̺͈̤̤̤̖̽̅̒̅̎̄́̂̈̽̐͘͜ͅḩ̴̨̢̨̬͓͎̘̱̩̦͍̬̫͙̰̟̘̬̖̗͙̠̅̐̈́̽͋̐̽͋͗͐̐̋̇̈̾͗͑̒̂̏̄̑̇̀̆͆̃̎͌͐̈́̈̀̃̐̉̄̚͘̕͘͜͝͝͠͝ͅh̵̢̢̡̝͓͈̺̖̝̰͕̰̤̳̲̠͌̒̇̌̋͂̽̽̉́̍̾͋̀̋̐̅̓̈́̍̆̆͋̉̅͒̌͑̕͘̚͝͠ͅh̷̢̛̛̛͎̫̣̺̺̼̼̮͕̺̦̰͕̪̣̱̙͉͙̳͇͈̥̪̤̲͙̻͍̲͍̺͚̰͎̠͎͎͚̙̝̱̤̯̾̈͆̇̀̾̀͒͐́̽̈́̽̔̓̍̐̂̓̆̍̊̎̀̾̽̐͐̂̊́̈́́̓́͊̕̕͘͜͠h̶̡̤̭͙͚̟̲̞̪̳̱̟͉̳̖̟͍̝̱̗̱̎̊̑̃̍͊̏̋̓̂̄̀̑̇̏͐̄̈́̌͗̔̚̚͘͜͜͠͝ḧ̶̢͚̬̙͙̬̭̰̣̩͈͖͕̺̗̥́̾̌̓́̋͂̅̋̿̐̉͆̊̓̿̈͒͒̽̋̇͒͆̎͑̊̒͋̃͆̉̉̍̂͘̚̚͘͝͝ẖ̸̛͚̩̟͖͖̳͚̜̖̰̘̥̤̦̺̞̻͈̥̫͈̯̝͈̼̝͖̪̼͒̈́̇̀̀̋̓͗͑̔̈̆͆̎̈́̍̒̔̍́͒̔̒͒̓̂̕̕̕̕̕͘͝͝͠͝͠͝͝͝ͅͅͅḩ̷̡̡̡̢̡̨̨̩̻͇̤̩̻͓̲̯͚̼̹̙̭̜̪̗̙͔̮͓̮͈̮̮̈͑̑̄̇̈́̈́̑̎̉́̓̂̆͌͒̈́͗̀̎̐̚͝ͅͅh̸̛̛͕̬̖̟̫͂̌̒̑̀̐̓͗̇̒́̇̀̉̅̋̒̆̇͛͒̂̍̆̏̈́̎͊̀̑̀͘͠͝͠͝ͅh̸̢̛̛̭̠̫̉͑̇̆̆̇̇͆̈́̽̅͆͛̄̽͊̃̌͛̋̍̀̚̚̚͝͝͠͝͝ͅ
4:47
the memes were so mainstream that we don't even refer to him as Lightning McQueen anymore. He is, now and forever, Speed.
I mean his first word is "i am Speed" so technically he is Speed
How do the cars in Cars reproduce?
@@roberine7241 ...same way as humans?? I hope not .
@@PeelingCeiling35 the car split
Y'all talk about how old the PS4 is while I'm over here playing outdated Minecraft on my PS3
I have recently updated my Minecraft. While the PS3 is still old, I still love it.
Gta Online on PS3
Wanna play dude
Wow. Outdated Minecraft. Haven't seen or heard of that in a while.
Hey, PS3 Minecraft still has Zombie Pigmen.
Same
Chastity belts: Exists
The first guy: imma bout to ruin this man's whole career
chastity belt aint shit to the guy with the coconut thumb.
yes its his thumb, he was featured on "stan lees superhumans"
his thumb looks wierd and is thick as hell.
Comment section : Exists
Guy with SCP Foundation avatar: imma bout to comment on this man's whole comment section
@@EmKay 👌
CHUMIMI~N
EmKay nah, it’s the LEGO Star Wars avatars, they’re everywhere.
0:55 "scientifically the lowest altitude in the world" *offended dutch noises*
we didn't drain the sea for this smh
Perhaps all the high people in Amsterdam cancel it out
* Laughs in Israeli *
@@batyalivni3577 laughs in Hiroshima after nuke
YOU DID WHAT
@@zedcl0udy196 we drained the sea. we needed more land.
6:31
me: what the f..
Damien: YOOOO THATS SOOOOOO NARLY
3:47 that one went from 0 to 100 real fricking quick
I’d did...
My favorite one actually
Black Guy: *You know what's a joke, my life!*
Me: *Now THAT'S a dark joke!*
Everything Thrice eh..ehh.. why.... just-...why
*No.*
@@Lev1b123 R/cursedcomments
*this joke goes back to the 60s*
now THATS a dark joke
2:01 ”Deaf people probably never heard of em”
Damien: *WHEEZE 100*
Purple's Marbles XD
Na Wheeze 1000'0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000
"Punish me Daddy, for I have sinned"
Just because you're *correct,* that doesn't mean that you're *right.*
"I'm sorry daddy, I've been naughty" FOR THE LAST TIME, IT'S "FORGIVE ME FATHER, FOR I HAVE SINNED!!!!" 😂
Owo WHATS this I have been naughty big furry daddy please punish me with your big stick
Pretty much.
@@Cru0r777 get the fuck outta here
You’ve been a bad girl time for your spanking
9:35
I imagined an old woman standing next to this guy and just going “mmmmmm” in a growly voice. The man falls asleep from this and the woman gets on all fours and wraps her arms around this man’s poor wife, slowly absorbing her
Okay, this is fucking cursed.
U R WORSE THAN FURRIES
Bet I could digest her faster
You sir need Jesus hail Satan I mean wat.....
@@countchompula1896 oh yeah..
4:37 mine does the same. “Daddy has been watching over us and Daddy has been helpings us, love Daddy for he has been helping us” a quote from my church.
I know this wasn't posted that long ago, but Damien sounds so much different in the recent videos on his channel, like he's more relaxed or something. Absolutely love Damien Lee, such a legend. Which is... Not different than anyone on Emkay honestly. Emkay always has such great people.
4:02 “they had us in the first half, not gonna lie.”
You NEED to say "My namien is Damien and it will always be the samien."
HorrorTale Lucidia yes
Yes
I’m commenting so more people see it and he sees it yay MAYBE consodered
Yes
I agree
8:14 I can FEEL the anger in Damien's voice while reading this, and honestly that's rare
It's misdirected anger.
theblasblas Whaddya mean?
@@HelghastStalker Of course. A distinction must be made between pedophiles and child molesters.
@@theblasblas wtf
@@luketheunlucky7632 What? You don't agree that if they haven't harmed anyone they should be treated as a human being with rights? Because that is what NOMAPs are fighting for
“Who doesn’t know about blind people?”
“Deaf People probably never heard of em”
*W H E E Z E*
8:31
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
nobody:
damien when something is funny: get *w h e e z e d*
7:18
My little cousin came over and destroyed my Lego X-wing.
I still have Luke Skywalker and R2-D2 figures
Do you also have his body because I'm kind of hungry
r/cursedcomments
Was it the UC X-wing?
Not uc
9677
I don't know where the R2-D2 came from
Damien's laugh sounds like me when I have an asthma attack
How and why the fuck did i get so many likes
Hail the king!
Long life the King!
I could imagine you having a asthma attack and people asking what was the funny meme was.
@@oiltoast3723 "help....me-"
"huh? Help Me? Is that a new meme"
M0ns7er Z3r0 r/roasted
The thumbnail image aged like fine wine
I freaking love this man’s voice acting whenever he needs to in his videos. Spot on my friend,
Spot on
What is one thing you’re 100% sure you’ve been doing wrong your whole life?
Me: *being alive*
*no*
That's the only right thing you can do!
i think ive been breathing wrong i think im supposed to inhale co2 and not h2o
King Memedede oh yeah i heard that was a disorder called fish
@@cherresoda u mean plant
His laugh gives me a lot of the happy
yes
@@PridefulSinner No
Ahh yes the *HAPPY*
THE GOOD CHEMICALS
*HAPPY MCFAPPY*
Lightning McQueen didn't win 7 piston cups to be called "speed"
HE DID WHAT IN HIS CUP
"Okay, focus. Speed. I am Speed." - Speed, 2006
I'll tell you what, that other car is gonna get that piston in their cup.
7:13 I swear there's an episode of 1000 Ways to Die where some guys high off their ass who injected themselves with the goo from Glowsticks into their viens. They glowed, but died.
4:23
I no joke actually gagged at this. Almost lost lunch
That’s enough internet for today lol
No one:
Damien: He’S gOt A pOwErFuL fInGeR
yEs PLeAsE 🤤
STAR FINGER
Stop saying these shit no one meme comments this format is the most dead and unfunny plague of youtube comments out there
@@cheesenipspartymix Quit being an asshole. If you don't like a comment, dislike and move on. Report it if it violates RUclips's rules (which this one doesn't). That's why the buttons are there.
STAR FINGER
Person: Headless horseman
Person 2: Horseless headman
Me, an intellectual: headhorse manless
@IAmNotHuman 1337 lesshorse manhead
Beat that
Headless horse
horseless headless horsemann
manless lesshorse horsehead
Lessman horseless headman
When you are early so you get to see all the first comments
*fresh prince with camera*
Ok so guys This video Epic
It’s crazy the PS4 came out THE SAME YEAR AS FROZEN! like bruh how can we have something good and then something TERRIBLE
Both suck.
Exactly TL
Evan Hinojosa oh you’re one of THOSE
An imbecile.
I like ps4 at least it’s better than xbox
Kymogos
r/wooosh
The kid who ate crayons: I AM POWER
The kid who took a dump under the desk: are you sure about that?
i like how damien literally laughs when he says it’s not funny
4:25 I want to puke out of disgust but I'm also impressed by his resolve.
*sucks on sink drainage pipe*
This tastes like a blue raspberry slurpee
@@maggiemagz5519 how do people not completely finish a cup of slurpee. Isn't that hard just suck.
1:30 It Cost 400 Dollars to fire this Rubber Band Minigun, in 12 Seconds
Karol Justin Lector WHO TOUCHED SASHA!
I think I'm gonna take Sasha out to a steak dinner tonight. Whataya think about that?
@@caelidrin ÑÝËŢ!
I'm too fast for ya!
'Heavy uses Natasha'
6:30 I didn't react. That's what my enemies see though.
9:08 HOLY FRICK THE BEE ON THE SIGN IS THE MASCOT OF MY SCHOOL! holy Jesus Christ
6:27 don't worry, Damien. That probably came from r/TrevorHenderson
4:37
When I was at church summer camp one year, it was just a room filled with middle schoolers, and the pastor going,
“HE IS YOUR DADDY.” And I’ve never felt more uncomfortable in my life.
“What are you doing, step-Jesus?”
Is it just me or do I just enjoy listening to Damien talk in the background while I'm doing things? It's kinda relaxing.
RUclips has decided to recommend this at an awkward tine
Damien is going crazy at 6:35 there is nothing there
Ya got bamboozled
4:37
WHY IS THIS FUNNY, HES LAUGH MAKES IT MORE FUNNY THAN ITS SUPPOSED TO BE, AND HES VOICE
4:32
first part
0:43 that’s not the line... “I’m the king of the world!”
Mandela effect?
kjf 365 he’s the guy who died in prison right? I forget...
@@snooglers Everyone thought he died in prison, but actually he didn't. See? It got you too.
kjf 365 Mirror, mirror, on the chic-fil-a wall, “Luke, I am your father” after all... Berenstain 😁👍 some of my favorites
@@Kjf365 No...just a dumbass.
No one thinks the quote is "im on top of the world"...thats stupid
r/Cursedcomments | CURSE CORRUPTION
Me: *looks at the title*
Also me: *Thinks about African Children and A Horde of Vikings*
we're sorry okay--
If you don't care then why respond?
A rubber band minigun. That is certainly worthy to be added to my weapon collection aka the weapons cache
What else do you have, I have a shovel-flamethrower hybrid and a stop sign fused to an AK47
I literally almost puked while laughing hysterically at the “sink snacks” bit.
2:04: That's more like r/technicallythetruth.
UPDATE
Not sure whether I was referring to the bottom comment in that thread ("Deaf people probably haven't heard of em") or I meant 2:06.
Mick Gorro just rapidly press the time stamp lmao
@@jshywashy2067 Edited
Imagine waking up and there is that weird furry man staring at you and saying this:
1:07
That's why i have an M1 Garand on my shelf all the time. If you're lucky you could get burnt by the flamethrower
Hey, at least I’m not a Jake Paul fan!
I'm watching this simultaneously with my phone and PS4 *_AND_* TV
What an absolute power move.
Just straight up king shit.
Congrats, son. Great job, I'm proud of you.
Watching this while watching netflix and playing Minecraft on my xbox.
Just need a switch and Xbox one-
NessPlays r/madlad
I love when Damien laughs he just becomes shaggy for a split second. Like I want him to voice shaggy in a cartoon
You can hear the pain in emkay's voice at about 8:10
Was he talking about Ben or the pedo
6:28
When You Can’t React To The Post
*_Rubber Band Minigun_*
I would now be the War Lord of the Classroom
Just A Dio Who's A Hero For Fun I gotta buy one so I can shoot my crush with it 😂😂
Emkay once again trying to hide his laughter from his younger audience.
Ok so I was just casually scrolling through my recommendations while drinking some soda and the thumbnail just made me turn into a sprinkler from laughter
2:00 Bro! Sounded like a car swerving to avoid hitting something!
not even in my notifications
Same lol :clap:
Didn't this video just get uploaded 3 minutes ago?
Give RUclips some time
Same
@@YurinanAcquiline No 28 seconds for me. youtube gets no time
0:00
"STAR FINGER!"
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Damien :happy wheezing sounds 2:02
This is my favorite subreddit
6:26
Damien: That's so cool looking!
Me: Oh dads home.
What was that btw
1:25
LMAO, SAME
1:57 raise awareness? more like raise the dots so the blind people can feel them
0:45 actually like a whole province in the netherlands in under sea level soooo.......
1:14 I hope people dont actually believe that happens.
You and me both
My grandmother used to MAKE rubber band guns, she made the rubber band minigun. She STILL has it to this day.❤
TECHNICALLY pedophilia isn’t a felony, it’s just the state of mind. The crime comes in if they act on it- - aaaand, I’m on a list now
_"The crime comes in if they act on it"_
Actually, even then, it's not necessarily a felony.
For example, where I'm from (socialist Europe), it's perfectly legal for adult men to have sex with 15yo girls.
And yes: you're on a list now. Welcome to the club, comrade. 🕶
TechnoEstate
15 wouldn’t be pedo philia. That has a different name that i can’t remember.
@@Phatnaru0002 _"[Having sex with girls aged]15 wouldn’t be pedo philia."_
Ssssure... whatever works for you, buddy. 😁
@@Phatnaru0002 It's ephebophelia IIRC. There's also Hebephilia which is around 11 to 14 years old.
@@theblasblas Yeah, that's the one. There's really nothing wrong with ephebophilia. Most men are an ephebophiles, including myself, cause it's still the body of a woman, but we need to have laws for it regardless, because the mind underneath still has more growing it needs to do.
I don’t know how to feel about Damien pronouncing OwO as UwU.
emkay without damien isnt emkay
True
Kids being arrested : 😭😭
VR Gamers Being Arrested : YOUR SUCH A CAMPER
Man, you are my favorite narrator by a mile Damien
Hey Damien if you love that creature look up Trevor Henderson!
yayyyyy I just watched one of your r/cursedcomments and it was so funny
Elmo Photo: Snorting
Kevin Clash: *lazer eyes*
Emkay this video cheered me up when my papa died i miss him thank you so much for these videos
0:23 yes this is indeed cursed
Actually, Leonardo DiCaprio said "I'm king of the world" not "I'm on top of the world", so that whole post was actually moronic. Lmao.
Chess Nitemayr "top of the world" was another actor and another movie
8:14 look dude. its not something you choose. Im on a help forum for these people and do you know how many people on there suffer from heavy depression and are sometimes downright suicidal after they find out? NOMAP stands for non offending, which means that we would never ever do anything to anyone, kind of like you wouldnt. the ones that do deserve everything, but please just do a tiny bit of research before you hate. (after that you can hate all you want)
I can get so frustrated at people shitting on things they dont know about and worsening the issue
THIS. It's sad that a movement that supports the protection of children is being harassed because of what is essentially thought policing.
Category: *Sports*
Damien's wheeze is music to my ears
When you're so early the only comments are the "first" comments
3:40
I do this to my classmates every night
It's one of my hobbies
I still have the stains
It was such a fun play date
I am planning this
Jk
I know this is not reddit
underrated comment
I’ve never been here this early... WHAT IS THIS BLASPHEMY
0:50, "the scientifically lowest altitude in the world."
Me, who's been to the dead sea, below sea level: Amateurs!
3:49 awwwwww for me thank you random guy
8:05 i read philadelphia. i think it was better