@@jenl7094 It's really funny, because I did, and I found a very similar comment to mine on his video. I considered deleting mine, but it's not like I intentionally plagiarized it.
Like any group that wants to expand, nazi's will try to recruit members. Easy targets are people who are prone to believing wild conspiracies in the first place. You can tell them "what you heard about nazis was a lie because x and y actually happened." It's the same tactic big game companies use to get whales. They design it in a way that hooks a certain type of person.
Realistic ‘who was I in a past life’: Peasant Peasant Farmer Peasant Child who died of dysentery before the age of 5 Soldier Indentured servant Dead infant Peasant Fisherman Cannon fodder
@@HuyQuang-rh3de I have no idea. I’ll report them all but idk if it’ll fix/delete them. Never seen anything like it, definitely spam bots but super annoying
This conspiracy just combines all the cliche "conspiracies" into one turbo conspiracy. Like seriously, lizard people, mosquito drones, space Nazis, they've got it all
that seems to be the new hot thing thing, making a "marvel cinematic universe" like lore, out of combining all conspiracices ever, 'Q' is the same thing
Charlie is like the perfect spy for this conspiracy groups. He can made up all kinds of shit on the spot without any changes in his facial expression and tone.
It isn't a conspiracy theory. It's the real thing. Don't be a hater you just don't understand. Your simple brain can't understand. I don't hate you. You just need to level up son. Look on Mars and you'll find out son you'll find out and you'll never think about it. The same way keeps me up at night. Just wondering. Just wondering. I'm wondering right now. Oh my God my children, my children. Oh my God my children
There was a group in high school that thought they traveled to different dimensions in their dreams and tried to convince me I was a general in their army against demons. But get this, the demons were another group of people that also thought they went to different dementions in their sleep. The 2 groups were supposedly battling eachother in their dreams demons vs vampires.
My own personal conspiracy theory is that every single one of those guys are actually just attending and going along with it to make their own RUclips videos.
Heres a theory: What if they're all lying to break into the cult but none of them know. So they're all trying to call each other's bluff and since obviously nobody has gotten there they just keep going and making it deeper and deeper??
I like the one where every single conspiracy is an illuminati operation to keep us busy with not starting a revolution. Which is really true but the illuminati is just us being so bored we start believing our own lies.
@@ICKY427 This is what 8 year old kids with a very active imagination tell their friends to sound cool. Although this James fellow seems to have been able to make a living off of it. Those that paid that sort of money probably realize they got scammed, but since it'd be super fucking embarrassing to admit that, they keep up the plot of being an anime protagonist and run with it.
I was someones boyfriend who you cant meet because he lives in Canada for multiple years starting in middle school. When I met their friends over call they all screamed
@@arc11honist ...do you mean resistable or is that an actual word. Edit: nope it's a actual word, I think alot of people find this situation funny and annoying in equal measure. Nah that's a lie, more often than not it's just annoying.
God I just got a flashback to highschool. There was this guy who thought he was a demon/ werewolf/ vampire/ demigod who fought in the war of heaven and hell and also the Greek god war. To be fair, he was an intimidating individual. But what's even better is that I convinced this guy I was a demon overlord (I was a fat kid with an afro) which inspired me to run an experiment where I pretty much made a cult and had 3 people sign their souls over to me. It all fell apart over the summer though, mostly because I got bored of it. People are crazy man.
The whole idea about the robot micro mosquitos "being injected" in people at the Travis Scott show is because some people at that show told police they were "pricked" randomly by some individual during the mayhem. I don't recall if he/she was ever identified or if anything came of it and don't really care to look into it but it sounded familiar from that so if any of you pogchamps are looking to enlist in the SSP, there's some lore for ya.
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My next door neighbour used to believe he could shrink his body down to the size of a mouse and go on journeys through underground tunnels where he would hang out with other little people. He would explain it in such a lucid manner that I would find myself almost believing it. Needless to say I chose to distance myself from him after he offered me a line of white powder one day.
My older brother (30y/o) genuinely believes this - he hasn't spoken to our family in years. It's actually really sad - stuff like this breaks families.
Support your brother You disgust me Keep your brother close Don't lose him to some lunatic theory Keep your brother close Support him in his crazy Eventually he'll come to his senses
I love how that dude had to bring up his gladiator past in response to Oki talking about how he was a samurai like “Oh, you’re cool, but I’m cool too” Feels like watching kids talk at recess and it’s adorable All the main character syndrome going on has me wanting to make a persona for myself in this lore, but something inglorious, like I was a blue collar space mantis who couldn’t get laid because I didn’t want my gf to eat me and I was part of the towing business on Mars, I just towed peoples’ space rovers and knitted sweaters after the German towing conglomerate fired me for having a bad attitude
@@ehonda8848 Yes. Don't doubt his memories of being a mantis and being in the towing business. I, myself, was part of the corporate ant colony which oversees the mining down in sectors 1 - 13. I was making underground allies to overtake the monarchy on Martian soil, however, I got separated from my family as my pheromone receptors were damaged during the congregation of our land. I wandered my way through a temporal rift, presumably set up by the SSP, and ended up in this timeline. I still have the urge to carry crumbs into holes in the ground.
I ran a D&D campaign with almost exactly the same premise. Giant mechs, an evil megacorporation, life on Mars, brainwashed supersoldier party, etc. These people should be writers.
It would be a great plot twist if everyone involved was there ironically just to see what that cult is about. In the end, everyone would try to out story everyone else
Oh they wouldn't be ready for me, I'd not only embrace the insane lore but give it so many layers that it'll drive people crazy trying to understand it, it's done that to me already.
At 7:20 when he starts talking about the evil corporation “monarch” everything is stolen blatantly from the video game quantum break. The big bad is even named Paul serene who works for Monarch with that exact logo
My theory is these people started out by role playing these fantasy characters in a fantasy universe, and it's so much more rewarding and enjoyable than their own identities and lives that they become addicted to it and over time essentially brainwash themselves with a fantastical secondary personality. They lose all perspective on reality and believe this secondary persona they created is actually residual memories from a previous life.
This is why method acting can be dangerous sometimes. Some people just lose themselves in being another character. It’s honestly such a weird feeling if you let yourself get too sucked up into it.
I knew the shapeshifting part was going to be "I'm literally just a furry but don't want to admit it so I'm gonna make some shit up". Like come on, "blue wolf" sounds exactly like a furry name lol
I made a dnd character this black paladin with super cool abilitys like wrestling so I could technically suplex mf but deep down under that armor was a turtle... I much like this man was a furry and I much like him sorta hid it except my turtle was so fucking strong cause they have a natural armor buff which on top of paladin plate armor oml
Tier list for every warrior role as a child: S: Assassin, Gladiator A: Knight, Soldier, Dragon B: Shield guy, Spear guy C: D: Princess, Wizard, Potion Maker F: ???: Boss
@@S3verusMyG above S tier is a F I N A L B O S S with ability to in an instant invent any bullshit that would counter your attack. When kids meet it they throw their sticks in the air from frustration and say: Fuck this, I ain't playing anymore!
Me too, whenever I see shit like this, my first thought is where we draw the line between someone being wacky and someone having diagnosable mental illness they need help for
Yep. This level of delusions is also known as a coping mechanism for various severe traumas, even garden variety ptsd. This isn't really funny it's sad
Doesn't matter. When they put it on the internet it's free reign to laugh at. It can be sad and hilarious at the same time, they aren't mutually exclusive.
@@Frawstykins Only if they're _Catholic_ Space Nazis. Zeon had no religious inclinations aside from a fervent belief that Earth should be abandoned and restored to a pre-human state with everyone living in space colonies, which they then promptly war crime'd.
Nazis on mars even happened in gundam twice, in the same story Re-zeon(made of titans soldier,the federations equivalent to the SS) and mars zeon( the space nazis) Source gundam AoZ reboot
And no matter HOW much actual evidence you show these people; first print books, audio books, VHS covers, magazine articles...they STILL don't believe it.
The difference between freedom and justice is about £50,000 and a guarantee of not guilty. All past crimes related too the address forgotten. I'd be happy to take my dish of justice ice cold or real hot, no taxation without representation after all, everybody will be eating good once I deal.with the rest. Everybody knows so if I go, the rest move in forever. If I walk, it never happens again. I have everything, it's always there and unbeatable. I have the biggest civil of Highland history and you're blind to not know it. Someone is lying to you.
Could you imagine that this whole secret space program thing was absolutely 100% real and when Elon Musk gets to Mars he just discovers a bunch of Germans?
As a drone mosquito who gained sentience during the Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson New Year's Eve Special, I can confirm many of this is bunk, but not for the reasons you all think.
All I can think of right now is Psychostick's album title "Space Vampires vs. Zombie Dinosaurs in 3D" is coming to life in these dudes minds. What the hell...
I feel like this cult is very accepting, like all the people have different backstories and no one really dispute it. It just feel like comic con if everybody was RolePlaying their characters + some chanting and seminars.
All cults or extremist groups are always very accepting as long as you believe the samething or hell even if you have your own spin to it its wacky af haven't dived down a rabbit hole in a while might just do it with these people
The only conspiracy theory I truly believe is that the hearing aid company’s are in kahoots with the gaming company’s which is why EVERY game is loud af when loading up the games.
The world building here is insane. Tolkien could learn a thing or two. And before I get a bunch of morons saying "Tolkien is dead", might I remind you of the advanced space cloning technologies famous people have access to. Tolkien is alive and with us, writing books under a different name.
@@JackOnTheBoxButWithNoNumbers JK Rowling is transphobic because they're secretly trans with the actual soul of Tolkien and the only way to make her seem less suspicious is to overcorrect in the opposite direction
@@A_Spooky_Dude Exactly. It's all coming together now. Next, we'll find out that Trump is actually the real Santa and only acts like an evil sloth of a non human to put us off the scent. It just makes so much sense.
"Chūnibyō is a Japanese colloquial term typically used to describe early teens who have grandiose delusions, who desperately want to stand out, and who have convinced themselves that they have hidden knowledge or secret powers." this sounds like these cultist. aside from the teen part.
Well Chunibyo doesn't happen in just Teens. It's more common in Teens, but they can hang onto those delusions into Adulthood. Adults can seemingly get it after immense mental truama.
I remember getting kicked out of my science class for arguing with my teacher about the moon being metal. Apparently he found some "evidence" where some dude drilled a hole into the moon and there was a loud gong sound, and I argued that that would be impossible because space is like a vacuum and there is no sound at all. He got mad because he couldn't prove me wrong and I had to spend 2 days in detention for disrupting the class. You bet your ass I didnt go
Lmao I have a similar teacher that believes in conspiracy theories too. Too bad she keeps some of it to herself, it's mostly the best to hear her talk about shit that makes absolutely no sense 😂😂😂
@@DrQuaid there is physically no reason in the boundaries and rules of this universe for the moon to sound like that in space. And i can 100% assure that that is fake information. Don't believe in them.
@@g_g... no you cant. and you cant have sound travel in a vacuum however if something vibrates and there are instruments attached ro said object then you could obviously detect that. just because you are skeptical doesnt mean youre right all the time, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
@@DrQuaid you weren't specifying any information of any instrument so in my context i was right. It's your fault fpr not specifying. Obviously if you use the right equipment you could hear
16:08 isn't that shit straight out of that time travel video game Quantum Break? Like the logo, corporation name, and pretty sure the name of Kevin Spacey's supposed clone is the antagonist of said game if memory serves
Honestly joining something like this simply to larp could be fun. Since all these people actually believe it it could be a lot of fun to have a group like this that never leaves character.
Its probably full of thise, I like to think spoon lady is having a hell of a laugh at home. "Then I bent the spoon with my hand, you should have seen their faces!"
That's what I was thinking about like if you learned the lore and shit that could be super cool. It's like a larp event that never ends, sure there would be slower times when you have to do some normal life shit like work but in the background dude, you're really a member of the SSP with a tragic dark backstory and psychic powers that were augmented into you hundreds of years ago by evil Kevin Spacey, and there's like a complete community that is just like you. It'd be fucking wild
@@cookieman4578 furries aren't really a good parallel, it's not like furries don't realise that they're playing a character. These people genuinely believe they are space Nazi's
11:13 To be fair the spoon bending thing could be a genuine magic trick that can entertain children at birthday parties. So that would be cool to check out.
Ok, the combination of ancient aliens and nazis make me believe some dude fell asleep with the history channel on and had some really weird dreams about the TV shows playing in the background
It could have happened. When I was 9-years-old I dreamed that two portals opened in my bedroom and a platoon of Montauk children marched throught them, and one of them took me to their base in Area 51. Of course I realized it was a dream when I woke up, but still, bad TV shows can mess your brain very badly
I had a dream thanks to the histroy channel. I was sleeping peacefully then i suddenly felt a cold hand on m y legs. I opened my eyes and saw an alien. He had paralyzed me. Now he put a meteor piece(about the size of a small rice grain) in my skin. Then i began levitating and there was a flash and it ended.
@@Mario_Angel_Medina People who are already dangerously detached from reality are the only ones who would fall for this. Bad TV shows only mess with your brain if you're already delusional and weak willed. It's this rhetoric that people like in this conspiracy, made people believe that videogames were turning children violent. No, people who are prone to delusional based violence were being unleashed by their inability to determine fiction from reality.
I work at a thrift store and recently I had a gentleman come into my work. He seemed like a pretty normal guy until I brought up that I planned to become an engineer. He started talking about how he’s a electrician for Boeing and how he works on these huge machines. Then he proceeds to talk about literally everything in this video. He went on to tell me about these battleship loading docks above the clouds (one being over Mississippi and one over souther Australia) and proceeded to show me literal star destroyers from Starwars..
@@Truck-kun_01 That’s something worth just walking out of work for. I’m not even being sarcastic. Some dude came up to me and told me that I’d be like bet let’s go show me.
Tbh I heard about this shit like 5 years ago. At the time, I was going down every rabbit hole I could find. And I was gullible enough to believe nearly everything I heard… That was until I heard about the Secret Space Program, which is so unbelievably unbelievable that it shook me back to reality. Thank you, SSP. Your bullshit saved my feeble, gullible little mind from certain destruction. 🙌
Long ago I watched an episode of through the wormhole with Morgan Freeman (a show on the science Channel) about radicalization and terrorism. One of the experts they had on said that a good technique to deradicalize people is instead of trying to oppose their extremism rather say you agree with them and take their beliefs to such a ludicrous point so that it even sounds crazy to the extremist. It shocks them into reconsidering their beliefs. It seems that the secret space program society did that to you unintentionally. Welcome back to the real world buddy! The boring, depressing, horrible, real world...... Shit.
new conspiracy: the ssp were created as an anti-conspiracy movement meant to be so utterly absurd that it gives conspiracists a reality check and ultimately saves them. Go SSP!
Glad to see Oki being string and sharing his tale. In my previous life i was the first mexican zombie and vampire hunter. Monarch armed me with a laser machete, an impenetrable poncho and cowboy boots that let me jump between realities. The trauma i endured as El Nazi Con Estilo will haunt me for all of my lifetimes.
"Why is it when people talk about reincarnation they're always a king or a general or a famous person? How come they're never a serf or a rock or a bug?" -Michael De Santa
I’m feeling like most conspiracies at this point or either purposefully made to sound as stupid as possible to those who don’t follow or are failed writing prompts posted to the internet. A lot of recent stuff just sounds like someone trying to write a book and random people being in on it to expand the lore.
Yes some of them were made as ridiculous as possible just for the purpose to invalidate another "conspiracy theory" that actually made sense and even factually true, just by grouping the legitimate one together with these absurd fanfiction under the same blanket. It is very effective in trying to invalidate any theory/ deduction/ historical fact without even addressing the substance.
lol "in the world" as if this bs is global. This is a pure American thing. The rest of the world has real problems to deal with so they don't have the luxury of detaching from reality to this extent.
Развлечения
Oki's face when told "black people require different programming" is priceless
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@@MrDankTM oops
@@jenl7094 It's really funny, because I did, and I found a very similar comment to mine on his video. I considered deleting mine, but it's not like I intentionally plagiarized it.
@Safwaan I mean the SSP was apparently founded by nazis
This is just the world's largest DND campaign and they've got so far in the story they reached post-space travel.
@Principal Scudworth do not worry Brother. The Emperor Protects.
@@snipersougo13 so that's a no. No head.
@@offlinemedia1784 no head only devotion to the God Emperor of Mankind
_"Spelljammer: The Masquerade"_
Literally what I was thinking
“In their own lore, they made themselves nazis? Why?” Is the funniest thing I’ve heard in a long time
They didn't made it themselves, they are german that time
Like any group that wants to expand, nazi's will try to recruit members. Easy targets are people who are prone to believing wild conspiracies in the first place. You can tell them "what you heard about nazis was a lie because x and y actually happened."
It's the same tactic big game companies use to get whales. They design it in a way that hooks a certain type of person.
@@nonameno5717 *fry voice* No I'm doesn't!
Well they made themselves the 'nice' ones if that helps lol.
Steven Universe in a nutshell
I spaced out and snapped back to reality and heard the words "Space nazis to fight intergalactic threats" 😭😭
when you *spaced* out, did you come to remember anything by chance?
Spacenam flashbacks intensifies
All of their "memories" just sound like edgy DnD character backstories and I love it
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sup donati, Please do not screen shot my nfts 😔😡🤬
😂
how does it feel thinking every day your very being will cease to exist just in 50 years
Fake
The only conspiracy I want to know about is why Charlie only wears a black shirt and glasses sometimes.
It's not charlie it's his twin chuck
an unsolved mystery
@@glanty Nah its his twin Callie
@@glanty HIS EVIL TWIN!
that's charles
Imagine someone gets to Mars in twenty years and Hitler's just chilling there like what took you so long
nah but the lore is that they split off from the third reich, they're still nazis but hitler wouldn't show up
And then we find out George Washington was also there and the two have an epic anime duel
George Washington got the dub
We have rovers and satellite imagery of it tho 😭
hes on a foldout beach chair sittin back with sunglasses and a martini in one hand with a cigar in the other.
Realistic ‘who was I in a past life’:
Peasant
Peasant
Farmer
Peasant
Child who died of dysentery before the age of 5
Soldier
Indentured servant
Dead infant
Peasant
Fisherman
Cannon fodder
House wife
House wife
House wife
Prostitute
House wife
Killed because parents wanted a son
House wife
Prostitute
"Witch"
I feel like Charlie’s audience is large enough that several people will see this and go “Oh shit I’m one of these guys! I must meet the others”
that would be the funniest shit
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CHARLIES GIRLFRIEND CHEATED
What the fuck are these replies
@@HuyQuang-rh3de I have no idea. I’ll report them all but idk if it’ll fix/delete them. Never seen anything like it, definitely spam bots but super annoying
ye
This conspiracy just combines all the cliche "conspiracies" into one turbo conspiracy.
Like seriously, lizard people, mosquito drones, space Nazis, they've got it all
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CHARLIES GIRLFRIEND CHEATED,
It’s got a little something for everyone
These bots are out of hand
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that seems to be the new hot thing thing, making a "marvel cinematic universe" like lore, out of combining all conspiracices ever, 'Q' is the same thing
Charlie is like the perfect spy for this conspiracy groups. He can made up all kinds of shit on the spot without any changes in his facial expression and tone.
It isn't a conspiracy theory. It's the real thing. Don't be a hater you just don't understand. Your simple brain can't understand. I don't hate you. You just need to level up son. Look on Mars and you'll find out son you'll find out and you'll never think about it. The same way keeps me up at night. Just wondering. Just wondering. I'm wondering right now. Oh my God my children, my children. Oh my God my children
There was a group in high school that thought they traveled to different dimensions in their dreams and tried to convince me I was a general in their army against demons. But get this, the demons were another group of people that also thought they went to different dementions in their sleep. The 2 groups were supposedly battling eachother in their dreams demons vs vampires.
Sounds like a sick book though
Isn’t that the persona games??
that sounds like a kinda fun roleplay ngl
but man, i hope they didn't actually believe it
Astral projection
I wonder who supplied the bear for their nightly games
My own personal conspiracy theory is that every single one of those guys are actually just attending and going along with it to make their own RUclips videos.
@John Sauve UTTP 🤡
I thought so too lool
@John Sauve UTTP clown
@John Sauve UTTP how in the world does this have anything to do with gentrification?
Wait...
Heres a theory: What if they're all lying to break into the cult but none of them know. So they're all trying to call each other's bluff and since obviously nobody has gotten there they just keep going and making it deeper and deeper??
That’s a really good point
I love this theory lmao
I like the one where every single conspiracy is an illuminati operation to keep us busy with not starting a revolution.
Which is really true but the illuminati is just us being so bored we start believing our own lies.
that makes more sense than people actually believing this stuff 🤣
@@ICKY427 This is what 8 year old kids with a very active imagination tell their friends to sound cool.
Although this James fellow seems to have been able to make a living off of it. Those that paid that sort of money probably realize they got scammed, but since it'd be super fucking embarrassing to admit that, they keep up the plot of being an anime protagonist and run with it.
my favorite line “Y-You were a samurai? 😨”
“Vampires can’t help but count” so Sesame Street?? 💀💀💀
Don’t forget the most outrageous conspiracy: that my friend ACTUALLY DOES have a girlfriend who just goes to another school
Okay so bad batch kid convertible can u elaborate on that pfp or
69th like
NO way! :O
I was someones boyfriend who you cant meet because he lives in Canada for multiple years starting in middle school. When I met their friends over call they all screamed
But what if he does
the way that they're able to keep these conversations going without a single trace of a smile on their faces is incredible.
Imagine getting a youtube notification that your comment got a reply only to find out it’s just a bot
imagine getting a notification that someone replied but it’s just a comment talking about bots
@@ammoracked happens sometimes, for example, it happened 31 minutes ago to me, oh wait, there it is, hey ashley!
stupid-ass bots
do you find it risible?
@@arc11honist ...do you mean resistable or is that an actual word.
Edit: nope it's a actual word, I think alot of people find this situation funny and annoying in equal measure.
Nah that's a lie, more often than not it's just annoying.
God I just got a flashback to highschool. There was this guy who thought he was a demon/ werewolf/ vampire/ demigod who fought in the war of heaven and hell and also the Greek god war. To be fair, he was an intimidating individual. But what's even better is that I convinced this guy I was a demon overlord (I was a fat kid with an afro) which inspired me to run an experiment where I pretty much made a cult and had 3 people sign their souls over to me. It all fell apart over the summer though, mostly because I got bored of it. People are crazy man.
😅you had a good run!
i was actually a intergalactic taco vendor, i made the best tacos on mars
Should of spiced it up a bit and made it about Nazism
All hail the overlord! 🙌
This man flew from Toronto to LA just to make a count chocula joke at 14:38 and it was worth it.
Laughed so hard at that I woke the neighbors. They live over a mile away.
How this guy wasn't laughing his ass off interviewing them is BEYOND me
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@Instagram User dude wtf
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar no offence but barely anyone gives a flying fuck
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar I know this is a bot and all, but why would your parents care about your subscriber count lmao
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Aliens don't visit humanity because they're trying to look for intelligent life, meanwhile we have people like these running around
Huh. You changed your profile. I kinda like it. Why did you do it?
it's the aliens that don't want this. they likely know of humans, and we are too dangerous to be around.
Well fucking said.lol
sup mustache, Please do not screen shot my nfts 😔😡🤬
@@baba.mp3 Bro, I'm sure that was a joke. Chill 🤣
These break my heart. Finding the wrong internet community can really ruin your life
The whole idea about the robot micro mosquitos "being injected" in people at the Travis Scott show is because some people at that show told police they were "pricked" randomly by some individual during the mayhem. I don't recall if he/she was ever identified or if anything came of it and don't really care to look into it but it sounded familiar from that so if any of you pogchamps are looking to enlist in the SSP, there's some lore for ya.
I heard they were pocking people with drug seringues, it's kind of a thing at concerts and rock parties, they inject the drug without your consent.
This was a collab between oki and I. There’s supposed to be a part 2 by now but YT gave me a strike for the video. YT also age restricted Oki’s video
Edit: Part 2 is up now on my channel after the strike got reversed!
RUclips trying to hide the truth I suspect
RUclips is kahoots with Kevin Spacey
Dang too bad your vid didn't stay up. Just saw you went to Vegas with oki as well.
oh no
@Mbita Acoustic Guitar Dude. Stop trying to get people to feel bad for you
My next door neighbour used to believe he could shrink his body down to the size of a mouse and go on journeys through underground tunnels where he would hang out with other little people. He would explain it in such a lucid manner that I would find myself almost believing it. Needless to say I chose to distance myself from him after he offered me a line of white powder one day.
holy fuck im weak
Needless xd
@@Shellboy11 What do you mean?
@@sallyholtz4590 your story was funny
White powder has nothing to do with that tbf
The fact you told us you went to say goodnight to Tianna is really sweet for some reason.
"what do you see"
"I see Kevin spacey"
I can say this theory is 100% true, i'm off to battle a space squid tomorrow, i'll donate the tentacles to make hentai real
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Just make sure to watch out for Mummy's... The ones that try to suck your soul through your asshole.
@Quark Ok.
this man doing gods work
@Quark jesus christ you are like the jehovahs witnesses of atheists stop lmfao
My older brother (30y/o) genuinely believes this - he hasn't spoken to our family in years.
It's actually really sad - stuff like this breaks families.
Believes the space program or a different conspiracy?
What's his backstory?
Support your brother
You disgust me
Keep your brother close
Don't lose him to some lunatic theory
Keep your brother close
Support him in his crazy
Eventually he'll come to his senses
@@blackdynamite_5470 Wtf was that a haiku or something
@@michaelmcdoesntexist8350 his next reply will start with 'Rose's are red violets are blue"
"My favorite conspiracy is the one where everything will be alright."
No microchips in our spaghetti but definitely in the parmesan cheese that goes on top
I love how that dude had to bring up his gladiator past in response to Oki talking about how he was a samurai like “Oh, you’re cool, but I’m cool too”
Feels like watching kids talk at recess and it’s adorable
All the main character syndrome going on has me wanting to make a persona for myself in this lore, but something inglorious, like I was a blue collar space mantis who couldn’t get laid because I didn’t want my gf to eat me and I was part of the towing business on Mars, I just towed peoples’ space rovers and knitted sweaters after the German towing conglomerate fired me for having a bad attitude
this is so funny, AND this is actually a cool concept and you could make something cool with this
@@krait1865 no
@@ehonda8848 Yes. Don't doubt his memories of being a mantis and being in the towing business.
I, myself, was part of the corporate ant colony which oversees the mining down in sectors 1 - 13. I was making underground allies to overtake the monarchy on Martian soil, however, I got separated from my family as my pheromone receptors were damaged during the congregation of our land. I wandered my way through a temporal rift, presumably set up by the SSP, and ended up in this timeline. I still have the urge to carry crumbs into holes in the ground.
This is genius.
Now this is fuckin sci fi
Me: *eating spaghetti*
Moist: “micro chips hidden in our spaghetti”
Me: wha-
it’s too late
NANOMACHINES, SON!!
Happy 69th likes
My favorite part is the Quantum Break references with Monarch and Paul Serene, a surprise to be sure, but a welcome one
Bruh I was falling asleep and kept waking up because the lady at 9:30 sounded like a mosquito to me 💀
I ran a D&D campaign with almost exactly the same premise. Giant mechs, an evil megacorporation, life on Mars, brainwashed supersoldier party, etc. These people should be writers.
they should start a religion and name it scientology
@Principal Scudworth they literally stole the logo AND NAME from Quantum Break’s evil megacoroporation.
What does d&d mean
@@raresserban955 Dungeons & Dragons
It would be a great plot twist if everyone involved was there ironically just to see what that cult is about. In the end, everyone would try to out story everyone else
That's honestly what I thought was happening.
Oh they wouldn't be ready for me, I'd not only embrace the insane lore but give it so many layers that it'll drive people crazy trying to understand it, it's done that to me already.
@@CerealExperimentsMizuki nice
At 7:20 when he starts talking about the evil corporation “monarch” everything is stolen blatantly from the video game quantum break. The big bad is even named Paul serene who works for Monarch with that exact logo
The absolute balls and patience of Oki with the interview without laughing XD
My theory is these people started out by role playing these fantasy characters in a fantasy universe, and it's so much more rewarding and enjoyable than their own identities and lives that they become addicted to it and over time essentially brainwash themselves with a fantastical secondary personality. They lose all perspective on reality and believe this secondary persona they created is actually residual memories from a previous life.
This is why method acting can be dangerous sometimes. Some people just lose themselves in being another character. It’s honestly such a weird feeling if you let yourself get too sucked up into it.
Isn’t that something like pathological lying? Or am I thinking of a different meaning
@@Bear-gi7xo It def is. I feel like it started out as a joke and they just slowly believed it
The dude's charging people $200 for zoom call sessions, I'm pretty sure the reasons behind it in at least some cases are a bit more insidious
Damn that’s sad
I knew the shapeshifting part was going to be "I'm literally just a furry but don't want to admit it so I'm gonna make some shit up". Like come on, "blue wolf" sounds exactly like a furry name lol
ikr just be a furry in vrchat or something lmao
wolves are also the most common animal for fursonas lol
I made a dnd character this black paladin with super cool abilitys like wrestling so I could technically suplex mf but deep down under that armor was a turtle... I much like this man was a furry and I much like him sorta hid it except my turtle was so fucking strong cause they have a natural armor buff which on top of paladin plate armor oml
@@DmpstrPirate you should make him a monk
it sounds exactly like a furry OC you would make when you were 12. Probably has heterochromia, a huge facial scar and dead parents.
This is actually real good for writers who are experiencing writers block
The best part of that Kevin spacey monarch lore, is that it’s just stolen from quantum break
This has such a innocent kids vibe.
I was a samurai
Oh “think James, think! Samurai is cool, what could I choose?!”
I was a gladiator.
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Fr
Tier list for every warrior role as a child:
S: Assassin, Gladiator
A: Knight, Soldier, Dragon
B: Shield guy, Spear guy
C:
D: Princess, Wizard, Potion Maker
F:
???: Boss
@@S3verusMyG above S tier is a
F I N A L B O S S
with ability to in an instant invent any bullshit that would counter your attack. When kids meet it they throw their sticks in the air from frustration and say: Fuck this, I ain't playing anymore!
@@S3verusMyG nah bro. Princess is a A tier. Whenever there was a knight, a princess wasn't far behind
It's crazy how people can technically brainwash themselves to believe in the most wacky stuff.
Its fun
@John Sauve UTTP what's wrong with being a Trump supporter?
@@lightspeed-mecharena5929 nothing. It's a free country. At least, it used to be
@John Sauve UTTP I hope you realize how lame that was
I take it you’re not married then?
The amount of patience and shear fucking will it took to handle dealing with these people is impressive
Props to this guy for keeping a straight face while giving his monologue about being an elite trained samurai assassin from Mars.
As much as I love this shit, I have to wonder at what point we're just laughing at people for having schizophrenia.
Me too, whenever I see shit like this, my first thought is where we draw the line between someone being wacky and someone having diagnosable mental illness they need help for
This is exactly what I was thinking as I scrolled though the comments 💀
Yep. This level of delusions is also known as a coping mechanism for various severe traumas, even garden variety ptsd. This isn't really funny it's sad
Doesn't matter. When they put it on the internet it's free reign to laugh at. It can be sad and hilarious at the same time, they aren't mutually exclusive.
@@crystallaner230 whether it's funny or sad depends on how zoomed in you are
"Space Nazis, Giant mechs"
Sounds like the literal plot to Gundam
its literally Warhammer
@@Frawstykins Only if they're _Catholic_ Space Nazis. Zeon had no religious inclinations aside from a fervent belief that Earth should be abandoned and restored to a pre-human state with everyone living in space colonies, which they then promptly war crime'd.
Sounds more like the wolfenstein plot ahahah
Smells like war crime
Nazis on mars even happened in gundam twice,
in the same story
Re-zeon(made of titans soldier,the federations equivalent to the SS) and mars zeon( the space nazis)
Source gundam AoZ reboot
How come no one ever has a past life regression where they were like, second assistant dog catcher or a janitor or something?
This is some iron sky level entertainment. Tempted to join up myself to see how nuts things can get.
Noone can convince me otherwise, this has to be some real life RP with a sign up fee of 200 bucks and everything you say will be added to the lore.
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So... scientology
@@chickpea Scientology is nowhere close to that affordable!
@@chickpea Scientology also isn’t anywhere near the lore count that SSP has.
I would do this, but without the money part and a huge ban on drugs.
Because I know if you get high doing this, your never going to make it out
My favorite conspiracy is how "Interview With 'The' Vampire" used to be "Interview With 'A' Vampire," in a different timeline we shifted into.
Fancy seeing my favorite local youtuber in Charlie's comments! Get on it , doggone it!
Berenstein bears to Berenstain bears
Ah, yes, the Mandela Effect.
And no matter HOW much actual evidence you show these people; first print books, audio books, VHS covers, magazine articles...they STILL don't believe it.
it was dude
"It was like a switch in my brain went off and everything felt real" That dude just discovered roleplaying
This just made me feel bad. I couldn't get through it all. These people really can't get help anymore. It costs to much for the average person.
Love how Oki at multiple points almost broke character but somehow managed to stop himself
“The only difference between a conspiracy and truth is about 6 months.”
This theory is no different
Can't wait until people finally find out birds aren't real
@Cija Elma I refuse to believe anyone has ever fallen for this when porn is free
@@spacejesus6581 You'd be surprised.
@@badascan8910 damm bro did you watch the video it says that your crazy and that these people are
Secret ninja space nazis who fight aliens
The difference between freedom and justice is about £50,000 and a guarantee of not guilty. All past crimes related too the address forgotten. I'd be happy to take my dish of justice ice cold or real hot, no taxation without representation after all, everybody will be eating good once I deal.with the rest. Everybody knows so if I go, the rest move in forever. If I walk, it never happens again. I have everything, it's always there and unbeatable. I have the biggest civil of Highland history and you're blind to not know it. Someone is lying to you.
“Okay, so they’re probably programming him.” Was funny asf and Charlie’s reaction also they guys face when he said that had me geeking lmao
7:40 looks like one of the slide in my history assighnments
Could you imagine that this whole secret space program thing was absolutely 100% real and when Elon Musk gets to Mars he just discovers a bunch of Germans?
Hilarious and horrifying
Oh lawd
Well if Elon somehow goes through with nuking Mars, the Mars Germans are gonna have a really bad time 🤔
He'll get there and Mark Zuckerbergs clone will meet him like "damnit Elon, you weren't supposed to see this yet"
@@yomommashaus okay the “yet” got me
As a drone mosquito who gained sentience during the Miley Cyrus and Pete Davidson New Year's Eve Special, I can confirm many of this is bunk, but not for the reasons you all think.
Enlighten me
Please pass on your knowledge before Monarch assassinates you!
@@ltb1345 It's too late! They've got the them!
@@TheYahmez No problem. Let me just transform myself into my blue wolf form and pursue them.
The whole thing sounded like a fever dream to me.
Thank you for the gift of Oki! Coming from a guy that had his gramps think birds were surveillance devises just before the end.
i love how hes making his backstory up and having it match up with the lore like someone making a goddamn tabletop RPG character
SSP is literally a DnD campaign that never ended
@@Rosemaker_ my take is it's more of a starfinder campaign. Though i dunno, spelljammer is a thing so d&d still fits
Paul serene and monarch are from quantum break
the wideness of this dude's eyes alone should give people a hint about his level of detachment from reality.
He’s on some good shit
I'll have what he's having
@@greenpanda.k8337 Genetic augmentation and super soldier programming, of course. :D
All I can think of right now is Psychostick's album title "Space Vampires vs. Zombie Dinosaurs in 3D" is coming to life in these dudes minds. What the hell...
This is the kind of thing that makes me want to found a ridiculous conspiracy cult just to see how many people I could get to join it.
I feel like this cult is very accepting, like all the people have different backstories and no one really dispute it. It just feel like comic con if everybody was RolePlaying their characters + some chanting and seminars.
All cults or extremist groups are always very accepting as long as you believe the samething or hell even if you have your own spin to it its wacky af haven't dived down a rabbit hole in a while might just do it with these people
It actually looks really fun tbh
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Still better than the cult of world leaders sex trafficking children- no longer a conspiracy theory.
Yea I feel like its all in good fun for some cults
The only conspiracy theory I truly believe is that the hearing aid company’s are in kahoots with the gaming company’s which is why EVERY game is loud af when loading up the games.
Oh shit...
MW 2019 lol
Holy fuck you figured it out. This is a whole ass meme in my discord server.
@@Reckful69 CS:GO
“Kahoots”
Charlie calmly talking while I'm taking a loud shit is really funny for some reasfon
thank u
Monach and Paul serene is from quantum break, I was surprised at that not too many people picked up on that
The world building here is insane. Tolkien could learn a thing or two.
And before I get a bunch of morons saying "Tolkien is dead", might I remind you of the advanced space cloning technologies famous people have access to. Tolkien is alive and with us, writing books under a different name.
I fuckin knew there was something fishy about JK Rowling.
@@JackOnTheBoxButWithNoNumbers JK Rowling is transphobic because they're secretly trans with the actual soul of Tolkien and the only way to make her seem less suspicious is to overcorrect in the opposite direction
@@A_Spooky_Dude Exactly. It's all coming together now. Next, we'll find out that Trump is actually the real Santa and only acts like an evil sloth of a non human to put us off the scent. It just makes so much sense.
Lmfao
@@A_Spooky_Dude didnt know stating a biological fact is transphobic
"Chūnibyō is a Japanese colloquial term typically used to describe early teens who have grandiose delusions, who desperately want to stand out, and who have convinced themselves that they have hidden knowledge or secret powers." this sounds like these cultist. aside from the teen part.
Well Chunibyo doesn't happen in just Teens. It's more common in Teens, but they can hang onto those delusions into Adulthood. Adults can seemingly get it after immense mental truama.
@Safwaan translated in english its roughly called "8th grade syndrome"
@@shockmazta3116 its a shame :(
Sus pfp 👀
Let's see
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I’ve recently intrigued the new found appeal of conspiracy theories(in my life) and I’m glad to see the content creators I enjoy are on these too.
it sounds like theyre describing the past life of their stands or something really cool
"okay so they're probably programming him"
Dude almost broke right there and lord knows I would have, holy shit
I remember getting kicked out of my science class for arguing with my teacher about the moon being metal. Apparently he found some "evidence" where some dude drilled a hole into the moon and there was a loud gong sound, and I argued that that would be impossible because space is like a vacuum and there is no sound at all. He got mad because he couldn't prove me wrong and I had to spend 2 days in detention for disrupting the class. You bet your ass I didnt go
Lmao I have a similar teacher that believes in conspiracy theories too. Too bad she keeps some of it to herself, it's mostly the best to hear her talk about shit that makes absolutely no sense 😂😂😂
the astronauts that landed on the moon did say that they heard the moon ring like a bell and there was documents proving it..
@@DrQuaid there is physically no reason in the boundaries and rules of this universe for the moon to sound like that in space. And i can 100% assure that that is fake information. Don't believe in them.
@@g_g... no you cant. and you cant have sound travel in a vacuum however if something vibrates and there are instruments attached ro said object then you could obviously detect that. just because you are skeptical doesnt mean youre right all the time, sometimes truth is stranger than fiction.
@@DrQuaid you weren't specifying any information of any instrument so in my context i was right. It's your fault fpr not specifying. Obviously if you use the right equipment you could hear
16:08 isn't that shit straight out of that time travel video game Quantum Break? Like the logo, corporation name, and pretty sure the name of Kevin Spacey's supposed clone is the antagonist of said game if memory serves
I like the instant logic of “I see Mr Beast”, “Oh they must be programming him”
"Don't believe I was a samurai in a past life? Check this!" *shows a cheap mall katana*
The cultist: *gasp*
gasps harder
damn
thats a TESCO katana? oh shit bro, he must be a SUPER super soldier
Honestly joining something like this simply to larp could be fun. Since all these people actually believe it it could be a lot of fun to have a group like this that never leaves character.
Its probably full of thise, I like to think spoon lady is having a hell of a laugh at home. "Then I bent the spoon with my hand, you should have seen their faces!"
That's what I was thinking about like if you learned the lore and shit that could be super cool. It's like a larp event that never ends, sure there would be slower times when you have to do some normal life shit like work but in the background dude, you're really a member of the SSP with a tragic dark backstory and psychic powers that were augmented into you hundreds of years ago by evil Kevin Spacey, and there's like a complete community that is just like you. It'd be fucking wild
Furrys exist already. It didn't go well the first time
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@@cookieman4578 furries aren't really a good parallel, it's not like furries don't realise that they're playing a character. These people genuinely believe they are space Nazi's
11:13 To be fair the spoon bending thing could be a genuine magic trick that can entertain children at birthday parties. So that would be cool to check out.
Their lore would make an awesome book
"Paul Serene" and "Monarch" is both a character and corporation from the video game "Quantum Break." Bruh James is fully aware of what he's doing
Why did he decide that Kevin Spacey is his clone? Lmao.
I was thinking the same thing but Aidan Gillen would be a better choice
That was the part that made me the most confused since I really like that game and the Alan Wake universe in general
Ok, the combination of ancient aliens and nazis make me believe some dude fell asleep with the history channel on and had some really weird dreams about the TV shows playing in the background
Evil farming game moment
It could have happened. When I was 9-years-old I dreamed that two portals opened in my bedroom and a platoon of Montauk children marched throught them, and one of them took me to their base in Area 51. Of course I realized it was a dream when I woke up, but still, bad TV shows can mess your brain very badly
I had a dream thanks to the histroy channel. I was sleeping peacefully then i suddenly felt a cold hand on m y legs. I opened my eyes and saw an alien. He had paralyzed me. Now he put a meteor piece(about the size of a small rice grain) in my skin. Then i began levitating and there was a flash and it ended.
No, no, the real reason for the nazi/alien connection is even stupider
@@Mario_Angel_Medina People who are already dangerously detached from reality are the only ones who would fall for this. Bad TV shows only mess with your brain if you're already delusional and weak willed. It's this rhetoric that people like in this conspiracy, made people believe that videogames were turning children violent.
No, people who are prone to delusional based violence were being unleashed by their inability to determine fiction from reality.
Lol the quantum break lore inputs
I can't believe it took me today to realise they stole the monarch logo and the villain's name "Paul Serene" from Quantum Break
"I was the black samurai yasuke" had me 🤣
I work at a thrift store and recently I had a gentleman come into my work. He seemed like a pretty normal guy until I brought up that I planned to become an engineer. He started talking about how he’s a electrician for Boeing and how he works on these huge machines. Then he proceeds to talk about literally everything in this video. He went on to tell me about these battleship loading docks above the clouds (one being over Mississippi and one over souther Australia) and proceeded to show me literal star destroyers from Starwars..
I live in MS hes fucking lying😭
I mean obviously but wtf kinda shit is that? I wouldve made it more awkward and pointed the star wars pics out lol
THE STAR DESTROYER!!!!, nuh uh he gotta take me there to convince me 😤
@@Truck-kun_01 That’s something worth just walking out of work for. I’m not even being sarcastic. Some dude came up to me and told me that I’d be like bet let’s go show me.
@@febefox5930 same, I'd be tying myself on his car just to see that
@@Truck-kun_01 Let’s go on an adventure together, new friend ✨
Tbh I heard about this shit like 5 years ago. At the time, I was going down every rabbit hole I could find. And I was gullible enough to believe nearly everything I heard… That was until I heard about the Secret Space Program, which is so unbelievably unbelievable that it shook me back to reality.
Thank you, SSP. Your bullshit saved my feeble, gullible little mind from certain destruction. 🙌
Long ago I watched an episode of through the wormhole with Morgan Freeman (a show on the science Channel) about radicalization and terrorism. One of the experts they had on said that a good technique to deradicalize people is instead of trying to oppose their extremism rather say you agree with them and take their beliefs to such a ludicrous point so that it even sounds crazy to the extremist. It shocks them into reconsidering their beliefs. It seems that the secret space program society did that to you unintentionally.
Welcome back to the real world buddy!
The boring, depressing, horrible, real world......
Shit.
@@crazyplasmaman5198 lmao dang
new conspiracy: the ssp were created as an anti-conspiracy movement meant to be so utterly absurd that it gives conspiracists a reality check and ultimately saves them. Go SSP!
@@crazyplasmaman5198 🤝
The good ending?
Glad to see Oki being string and sharing his tale. In my previous life i was the first mexican zombie and vampire hunter. Monarch armed me with a laser machete, an impenetrable poncho and cowboy boots that let me jump between realities. The trauma i endured as El Nazi Con Estilo will haunt me for all of my lifetimes.
The line "Did any of your clones turn into zombies?" is the most sci-fi shit I have ever heard. And I played Mass Effect
I'm so glad Oki is getting more exposure. He's a great journalist and has a lot of great content about conspiracies and... Well, weird stories.
Brotha definitely caught my eye
Definitely he has a ton of great videos
He is absolutely amazing man, I love his content. So glad he's getting this exposure, he deserves it
🆗👁🗨 is rad. I have watched his Steve Rocco vid probably half a dozen times XD
i’m glad i got to find him through here! the video was really funny, i’m definitely gonna go check out more of his videos!
"Why is it when people talk about reincarnation they're always a king or a general or a famous person? How come they're never a serf or a rock or a bug?"
-Michael De Santa
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I MET CHRALIE IRL
hi sims, Please do not screen shot my nfts 😔😡🤬
Those people don't speak up.
@Quark I'm not religious, but don't tell others what they shouldn't believe in
@Quark r/atheism users when they discover people don't think exactly like them
Bruh the federal assault ship and Farragut battle cruiser at 5:51 xD
12:00 sounds like someone describing the backstory of their sonic OC's with the most eye salting color scheme to ever exist
This whole conspiracy feels like two kids making up powers but they know about WWII
🤣🤣🤣
I’m feeling like most conspiracies at this point or either purposefully made to sound as stupid as possible to those who don’t follow or are failed writing prompts posted to the internet. A lot of recent stuff just sounds like someone trying to write a book and random people being in on it to expand the lore.
Yes some of them were made as ridiculous as possible just for the purpose to invalidate another "conspiracy theory" that actually made sense and even factually true, just by grouping the legitimate one together with these absurd fanfiction under the same blanket. It is very effective in trying to invalidate any theory/ deduction/ historical fact without even addressing the substance.
@@agathonchristianto9580 you want absurd fan fiction? Go to the demon king. His writing... No. His beauty will destroy heaven forever. Amen.
@@blackleague212 Ewww a satanist, gtfo
I love this type of guerilla journalism, just showing the real weird shit that happens in the world.
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Yeah this guy gave me major all gas/ channel 5 vibes except for taking the piss more
If you liked this you will love Oobah
lol "in the world" as if this bs is global. This is a pure American thing. The rest of the world has real problems to deal with so they don't have the luxury of detaching from reality to this extent.
Gorilla Biscuits are the best! 🤘🏻
7:46 that logo is literally from Quantum Break
I need more conspiracy theory streams. This is solid gold