Schlatt Ranks Your SATISFYING TikToks
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- Опубликовано: 9 фев 2023
- Schlatt Makes TikTok 1000% More Satisfying. Schlatt Ranks Your Oddly Satisfying TikToks.
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I asked you guys to send in your FAVORITE tiktoks, your CURSED tiktoks, your WEIRD tiktoks, your SCUFFED tiktokts, or whatever other word I can throw in here for keyword optimization. They were Hilarious, Embarrassing, and Downright Scary at times.
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So nice of Schlagg to promote small RUclipsrs like Schlatt on his channel
Who’s Schlatt? Never heard of the guy before. Schlagg must be REALLY nice.
Very wholesome :3
Very nice Person
@Zatsu r/woooosh
@mcgradyboat673 as op stated, "schlatt" is an small youtube "creator"
Every time you find a jschlatt clip channel you need to take a bet to see if jachlatt is actually running it
He owns them all. A true capitalist.
jachlatt
jshat
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It's amazing that Schlagg was able to perfectly recreate every detail of Schlatt's content style, even down to the outfit and accent. Hope to see more high-quality parodies from Schlagg in the future.
He had to get in character, so he needed to recreate what Schlatt did back in ‘99.
Goo Goo Ga Ga
Schlatt: "Thats fetish content, that's what that is!"
Also Schlatt: 12:30
thats literally buble wrap what kind of psycho dont like bubble wrap
@@LoutreSaphiran unstable one
i think your talking about 12:55
I think just about everyone has a bubble wrap fetish.
The guy crushing the bubble wrap is a freakin' genius
probably my favorite ever.
i need the link
Yea
@@gninja9274 m.ruclips.net/user/shortscD45WqqAkts found it
@@gninja9274 ruclips.net/user/shortsG-f7KGYoUEM
here you go
"I can see a lil homunculous growin' in there!"
*After the whole Mr. Hands thing, we should not be surprised that Schlatt knows what a Homonculous is.*
NAHHHH NOT MR. HANDS, DON’T REMIND ME OF THAT PLEASE
@@ForzaMonkey you mean the Eumenclaw Horse Sex case, from Eumenclaw, Washington state involving a Boeing engineer?
@@TheRealTerranMarine NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *dies*
@@ForzaMonkey Enumclaue, Washington 2005. A Boeing Engineer...
@@ForzaMonkey The Enumclaw horse sex case was a series of incidents in 2005 involving Kenneth D. Pinyan,[2][3] an engineer who worked for Boeing and resided in Gig Harbor, Washington; James Michael Tait, a truck driver; and other unidentified men. Pinyan and Tait filmed and distributed zoophilic pornography of Pinyan receiving anal sex from a stallion under the alias "Mr. Hands".[4][5] After engaging in this activity on multiple occasions over an unknown span of time, Pinyan received fatal internal injuries in one such incident.
The story was reported in The Seattle Times and was one of that paper's most read stories of 2005.[6][7] Pinyan's death rapidly prompted the enactment of a bill by the Washington State Legislature that prohibits both sex with animals and the videotaping of such an act. Under current Washington law, bestiality is now a Class C felony punishable by up to five years in prison.[8]
11:25 man there must be a horse in there
Horse?
With a water spout?
Why?
Me when ur mom
4:58 coming from a cabinet and countertop guy, that level of precision in that scribe is fucking phenomenal. Holy dogshit im half chub after that
I can't tell if he actually stole the channel, if Schlagg is letting him do this, or if he's been running it from the beginning
Probably all of the above
@@ApolloTheProtoYou stole my name >:(
oh shit ya’ll got beef
@@DeanwoodBand ok
@@DeanwoodBand lol
So fun fact
The one at 8:00 is a prince rupperts drop. It is so strong that if you fire a bullet at it the bullet shatters. But if you just clip the tail of it the whole thing explodes
Learned about these from SVU last night-Dutch Tears
Prince Rupperts drop vest with tails being on the inside
That was way cooler than what schlong gave it credit for
@Negativefg fall on the ground and they all simultaneously explode
@@Kevin-um1nq the same principle is used in modern phone glass! They also use super strong sapphires as well
9:56
“Oh my god (😩), oh my god (😒) it’s him
12:20 throughout that clip sounds like my first chiropractor visit at 15
"Is it gonna swallow all of it?" 💀
Big Guy literally owns RUclips at this point
Susan is stepping down as CEO
Big “Schlatt” Guy IV is the perfect choice for the next one
If only
In a video, he literally said that exactly thing
All of us are channels owned by schlatt
@@fooooshwe are one
Schlatt talking about fetish content right before reacting to the bubble wrap video the way he did is incredibly ironic
Hahahaha!
I literally went "Nice orgasm, Schlatt," right as he was done XD
I was thinking the same thing
11:50
??? EXPLAIN PLEASE ???
He is talking about the oozing out of a hole. Popping bubble rap is not oozing out of a hole or anything related to (You know).
10:47 that guy has the cars in his closet
5:58 it's a Bluetooth keyboard, he probably has to charge it, then bring it over when it's fully charged.
Just charge it there lol
i genuinely didnt know schlatt ran this channel and i still cant tell if he does
here before someone ruins 69 likes
@@J-Crash what if i liked the comment and made it 70
@@J-Crash its too late now
he does
The way "Schlatt" hacked the login of this channel makes me remember what he did to those men in 1999.
on god
Bruh
Don't forget the women and children...
@@rheaforeman3798 you can't forget about that
@@blakeflake No... You can't.
I love that at about 12:25 you can see the neurons activate lol
10:01 this guy is the type of person to chew gum then put it back.
It’s the type of guy that if he doesn’t finish a lollipop he puts it back and saves it for tomorrow
Kinda guy to wash his hands before he showers
Schlatt: "This is fetish content"
Also Schlatt: *moans at bubble wrap*
can you blame him???
@@DrTrayCreeperyes
@@DixieNormous985 no
@@DrTrayCreeper no
@@DrTrayCreeperyes
love seeing big creators like schlagg supporting other smaller creators 🥰🥰
No
?
No it's yes
@@Tanystropheus10do you know what a joke is
8:18 that was real. Prince Rupert’s Drops will shatter bullets, unless they hit the other end. As for the sound, it wasn’t going down but the air compressor was still running. They just sound like that.
4:26 holy shit this is the one I submitted on your subreddit!
12:30 sounds like when i finally stretch my back after studying for 4 hours
11:38 He missed the opportunity to throw it like a spear
13:05 that gas was going straight into that dude's lungs
5:14 Jambos just over there looking like he's having a brain aneurism while schlatt just looks at satisfying tiktoks
I feel like I find a new Schlatt channel every month. I wonder when he'll make a channel where he reacts to funniest satisfying cursed Tiktoks.
channel name should be Schlitt tok
At 7:57 the object being crushed is known as a Prince Rupert’s drop. It is created by dripping molten glass into cold water and is very unique in structure. The bigger end (Being crushed) is able to withstand a .38 caliber bullet while the small tail end is so fragile you could poke it with your finger causing the entire thing to violently explode into powder.
Now we just need to make one without a tail
@@iamthinking2252_ bedrock
wait no barrier
@@iamthinking2252_ already exists, its called tempered glass
You can melt the tail off to trim it down and make it less fragile
5:44 but then how would Schlatt be famous?
1:42 those are roots that managed to get through a crack in the pipe. It's actually a common problem for plumbers to clean out. Trees LOVE to crack into sewer lines and septic tanks because of the fertilizing properties of poop water.
8:55 No this isnt scrap.
Somebody got their car Acid cleaned.
You do that when starting restaurating your favourite car. it removes ALL paint, epoxy, sealant and rust. Way easier that sandblasting it.
You have do wash the acid off (normally they use a whole/multiple baths for this) and then it gets a second dip into a paint/primer bath for rust protection.
I was gonna say the same thing, it looked like an older fastback from the rear definitly not scrap
Yesssss
Schlatt stealing the schlagg info is relatable
2:41 ah, the sound of a breaking spine ... I mean Toblerone
"Get all! "
11:07 I had the same exact expression you had when I saw that xd
I really thought this was going to be another clips video, but Schlatt really blew everyone's brains off for this appearance
nice that Schlatter is helping others with extremely high quality content
shalt
I'll never forgive you for this.
??? Forgive him for what
I agree
This comment showed up right as schlatt said “Why are they putting a Toblerone under the crusher why do you think this would be a good one” that got me laughing for quite a while
12:09 me when my back cracks
10:41
I bet he gets a new car after every kill.
one for each body
he unloaded the car out of his closet dude
The other car is in his closet
7:31 me and my dad, who I haven’t talked to in years because of other things, always built legos when I was younger and he would insist that the extra pieces be carefully and precisely sorted. Last year he was arrested and had a head in his fridge.
Aw, that’s cute
such a happy ending :>
yea that was me sry
Good
My dad did the same, a month later, said that minecraft was a shitty game without justification nor was he joking , the local gaming community put at 100 000$ bounty for him
Playing the video really slowly, around 3:08-3:09, the magnet splits in half - which then gets repelled from the other half, resulting in the magnets being flung away
12:14 POV you go to a chiropractor
12:03 *MANKIND'S GREATEST ACHIEVEMENT*
Yes
10:30 that is clearly his last victim's car
Fr
3:47 I put the new Forgis on the Jeep
Nice pfp
Hello
Schlatt: "This is fetish content"
Also Schlatt: "Moans while watching bubble wrap get popped"
Šlag is a hero we didnt know we needed, he made that small youtuber (i forget his name) post more frequently
I think his name was schlɐtʈ or maybe it was ʃchlaɠ... Idk something like that
Ślag
@@kyttarikos I’m pretty sure that Ted guy is his friend. Idk
Ted Šlivison
tom schott
12:57 hey can I take you up on that offer?
Me too
Schlart: “Who organizes things, you sociopath”
Me who has OCD and organizes everything: 😅😐
The contrast of Mr. Shalt screaming and the animal crossing music in the back is truly amazing. It's like I'm being hypnotized
9:53 the way he said “oh my god” is funny to me.
“Oh MY GoD”😵💫💅
@@ZairaDumplingIKR, he saw a shirtless man and hate to take the gayshlatt outs the closet
Who is the guy in the vid?!?
4:44 I think at this point it's nearly wood again.
7:15.
That’s how you store legos. If you need a piece, you gotta look through a giant bin. It’s also great because sometimes you may find a few cool pieces you wanna add
The funnest part of playing with Lego is digging in the pile and take out the piece you’ve been digging for like it’s gold
12:35 "it´s a fetish thing"
That’s fine
10:52 I work at an envelope factory and we actually have a straight knife unit like that in our cutting department. Shit’s scary. Glad I work in folding.
We have one of those at ours as well
i like the part where he ranked the tiktoks
Now we need a “Jambo ranks your SATISFYING TikToks” video
i miss when he did these live... the added chat interaction made it so entertaining
10:10 ah yes, the toilet paper christmas tree
a serial killer would do
Well, Jshlatt wasn't joking about cutting the video off. 😂😅
5:20
Live Jumbo reaction
Better than SSSniperwolf.
10:18 No reaction to the mug ornament on the tree, they are both killers
Person : *Has an organised living space*
Schlatt : "HE'S GONNA FUCKING MURDER A FAMILY OF 6!"
Schlatt really knows how to rank our TikTok’s
9:28 was literally so funny 😭
13:40 *P A I N*
I remember the hydraulic press guy. Specific quotes like
“Welcome to hydraulic press channel” and
“So we must deal with it”
13:24 that must be a horse
7:01 based on his logic we should just have everything jumbled together, organization is overrated.
ikr
12:10 has got to be the best one yet
Definitely
im glad that shlagg will allow small channels to feature on his own :)
8:20 it’s actually a piece of glass or something that’s nearly indestructible at the round, fat end. However, on the tail, it’s so fragile you literally tap it and it shatters.
12:45 me when people
my humor is so broken that i laughed at htis comment
2:12 the mr.Hands kind
please no.
I never understood what people like about these videos so much but some of this stuff is hilarious af, like the iPhone being scratched.
8:12 the tear of prince Hilbert or Gilbert
You mean prince Rupert?
4:26 Paper seems to have a tendency to explode violently in hydraulic presses, this is like the third worst damage I’ve seen from it
I'm scared to know the first worst
13:33 You have just gotten a deadly sin. How could you.
The eighth sin
There's pride, lust, gluttony, greed, wrath, envy, sloth, and now for the first time ever, cutting off satisfying videos before the good part.
@@robblequoffle8456 Indeed
Something hilarious about this was that right as he started to watch the toblerone get crushed, I grabbed one from my fridge
I didn't know I needed to see Bubble Wrap popped like that, but now I know I couldn't have lived a full life without it.
3:03 Bro escaped 💀🦆
"and then he waddled away, waddle, waddle,"
Till the very next day
Bum bum bum bum bum bum bum bum!
“Got any grapes?”
i prefer the reaction videos where he's streamed it, the chat interactions add a lot more personality to the videos in my opinion
yeah I feel the same, you don't get the same energy as when that guy ate the wasp nest anymore
Good for you?
@@RottenK1tty wasn't a dig, just genuine feedback
With context from a new chuckle sandwich podcast, he’s been trying to verify it’s his channel for a while, and he’s not been getting Adsense for it
@@RottenK1tty redditor energy
10:52 I worked with that for a while, it was really heavy and stressful work because you have to be fast or you'll clog up the rest of the production line. It's surprising difficult to get the papers in evenly
2:40 the tolberone one has me in TEARS 💀
9:00 brother that's a car
3:54
i literally was dying from laughter, i couldnt breathe
Poor Jolteon
Schlatt not knowing how a hydrolic press works is my new favourite thing.
I love when jshalagtite uploads. Always a banger.
not to mention, at 9:22 the guy who recorded the clip already had a phone, so there was no need for that dude to have so many.
1:55
POV: you're the first responder on site at the Enumclaw ranch dealing with the Boeing engineer's dead corpse with Mr.Hand's package still lodge on his ass
YOU ARE FOUL FOR THAT . 😭
“I know a guy who had a whole horse up there”
@@gIac1erfoul 😂
Mister hand. don’t search him up
in this part of the video 4:22 i just thought back to school and remembered i was the friend in the group that everyone feared
Hearing him call out mr beast and shredding. Those pathetic play buttons really made me smile
8:40 Paid like $7 - $10 an hour bb
4:34 gave the camera a fucking concussion
Ain’t nothing more satisfying than blending a cat
To be fair, the Lego video makes sense if you're a Lego channel that does specific builds.
12:40 the schlasm
An orshlasm