If Steve Jobs Took Over Apple… Again

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  • Опубликовано: 26 окт 2024

Комментарии • 617

  • @sirjohn6974
    @sirjohn6974 4 года назад +262

    "We'll sell the stand for the same price... But we'll add a computer to it."
    That is pure comedy.

  • @lordofthecats6397
    @lordofthecats6397 5 лет назад +646

    Products that changed Apple forever
    1998: iMac
    2007: iPhone
    2020: iSteve

    • @V-D.
      @V-D. 5 лет назад +5

      Don't forget MobileMe

    • @kgmg7765
      @kgmg7765 5 лет назад +3

      LordOfTheCats 2019: *pro stand*

    • @nm-yuki-p
      @nm-yuki-p 5 лет назад +6

      You forgot 2001: iPod

    • @kayseek1248
      @kayseek1248 5 лет назад +1

      There’s an actual book called iSteve

    • @k9beast_122
      @k9beast_122 5 лет назад +1

      You forgot the isheep zkawyave pro max lte elite
      In 2024

  • @MidnightBloomDev
    @MidnightBloomDev 5 лет назад +426

    Steve Jobs spins so fast in his grave that we could power cities with it.

    • @dylantymk
      @dylantymk 5 лет назад +7

      We could use that energy in Argentina

    • @AshPikachu9
      @AshPikachu9 4 года назад +3

      Dylan Tymkiw doing that will make that place explode it so much energy

    • @helloworld1457
      @helloworld1457 4 года назад +2

      Renewable energy

    • @jhonnysinsplays3817
      @jhonnysinsplays3817 4 года назад

      This is rude af it not even a joke

    • @gavinthecrafter
      @gavinthecrafter 3 года назад +1

      Cursed comments

  • @zibzo7180
    @zibzo7180 5 лет назад +1379

    Steve Jobs would have a heart attack if he saw the $999 Apple stand

    • @AaronAbernethy
      @AaronAbernethy 5 лет назад +70

      He’d have wondered why they were undercharging for it.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 5 лет назад +87

      Aaron Abernethy
      Actually no, Steve Jobs was the one who decided to make the iPhone relatively cheap. The price hikes didn’t happen until after he died.

    • @AaronAbernethy
      @AaronAbernethy 5 лет назад +27

      Matthew Your skewing things. When the iPhone was released it was the most expensive production cellular phone the world had ever seen. There’s no ‘relatively’ about it. It was more expensive than everything else.

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 5 лет назад +32

      Aaron Abernethy
      It was also not like anything else at the time. But the fact of the matter is the executives at Apple wanted to charge $1k for it from the get go and Jobs said no.

    • @AaronAbernethy
      @AaronAbernethy 5 лет назад +14

      Matthew Jobs understood that new tech only survives if you can keep the price affordable. However, once everyone buys into tech and depends on it, you can raise the price accordingly. Also, if you want the phone to be cutting edge, well, that costs too.

  • @martinananas7894
    @martinananas7894 5 лет назад +763

    If Stalin took over Apple:
    *ourphone*

  • @kgmg7765
    @kgmg7765 5 лет назад +562

    The Pixar/Notch joke got me laughing

  • @REX-jt6fl
    @REX-jt6fl 5 лет назад +371

    Still uploading great content like always sam

  • @ZONEofTECH
    @ZONEofTECH 5 лет назад +114

    These are so good!!! 😂😂😂

  • @gagan.dee.p
    @gagan.dee.p 5 лет назад +139

    Terrific opening - Turned around in his grave so much, dug him self out !! 🤓

    • @me-wk6tx
      @me-wk6tx 5 лет назад +1

      What if he was cremated?

    • @kapilbusawah7169
      @kapilbusawah7169 5 лет назад +1

      me controlled the wind to gather his particles and using a fire cyclone reformed his ashes that were scattered across the globe into a diamond Apple with consciousness

    • @EeeEee-bm5gx
      @EeeEee-bm5gx 8 месяцев назад

      The spinning dug him through the earth and out the other side

  • @kgery2572
    @kgery2572 5 лет назад +119

    Isn’t Steve going to hunt you in your dreams?
    Oh and Plainrock124 at 1:17

    • @yvhiryvs
      @yvhiryvs 5 лет назад +3

      Kwiatek 00F I was gonna woooosh you but I don’t want to get in r/Isabelraddit

    • @yvhiryvs
      @yvhiryvs 5 лет назад +1

      I have reddit

    • @HuMan-bEing132
      @HuMan-bEing132 5 лет назад +2

      K Gery asnguy.mp4

    • @EnzoWasTaken
      @EnzoWasTaken 5 лет назад +3

      HuMan bEing Ada08

    • @Dienamight_channel
      @Dienamight_channel 5 лет назад +6

      @@AJA_974 15 Ways to break.

  • @YoDay
    @YoDay 5 лет назад +53

    0:39 "we will be making some changes around here " is my favorite phrase of this channel :D

  • @kingdavid240
    @kingdavid240 5 лет назад +56

    The Mac stand would cost only...
    ... NOTHING!!!
    BECAUSE IT'S OBVIOUSLY INCLUDED GODAMMIT

    • @purpleboi7050
      @purpleboi7050 5 лет назад +3

      And also they will give fast charges with iphone s ofcourse

    • @TCHICKIBRAXD
      @TCHICKIBRAXD 4 месяца назад

      Unless you break it… then you’ll have to take it to an Apple Genius that’ll charge you… $999 if you have Apple Care

  • @crypticwintermoon6284
    @crypticwintermoon6284 5 лет назад +33

    The previous iPhones during the time when Steve Jobs was alive had a way more appealing design and a user interface. This made other companies like samsung copy apple but sadly today we see the opposite.

    • @bibletwink666
      @bibletwink666 5 лет назад

      When do we see Apple copying the design of an iPhone or an interface from samsung?

    • @metraforce441
      @metraforce441 5 лет назад

      Cryptic Wintermoon honestly if you look at devices from 2010-2011 to 2012 there is a huge difference!

    • @yt-sh
      @yt-sh Год назад

      good point but its even sad now as apple cant even remove the notch and has to make dynamic island

  • @FloppyDiskMaster
    @FloppyDiskMaster 5 лет назад +30

    “The App Store closes at 5”
    I died lmao

  • @samazwe
    @samazwe 5 лет назад +38

    "When the maps had folds and creases!!" I'm dead with laughter

  • @goqwertygo
    @goqwertygo 5 лет назад +61

    Still waiting for the $1000 pro stand parody 😂

    • @MidnightBloomDev
      @MidnightBloomDev 5 лет назад +4

      It's not 1000, it's 999
      + taxes

    • @cyberium5020
      @cyberium5020 5 лет назад

      @@MidnightBloomDev which is over 1000

    • @ramtab9082
      @ramtab9082 5 лет назад +4

      It's made. "I'll pay $500 and 499 more."

  • @vitotheo
    @vitotheo 5 лет назад +26

    Steve Jobs would probably have some great ideas actually.

    • @4dbullshitpatroll6
      @4dbullshitpatroll6 5 лет назад +4

      He was ahead of his time and if still here he'd have an iCar with a full touch screen dash and due to its simplicity you can use the a high pressure cleaner inside. No more nobs and hard to clean crevices. Not to mention the AI hologram hot chick SATNAV in the passenger seat.

    • @DeanStuff
      @DeanStuff 5 лет назад

      We would probably have phones with holographic displays and an iReality device that took VR to the next level to where you could literally *feel* what was inside it.

    • @Dragonblaster1
      @Dragonblaster1 3 года назад +1

      Like beating cancer with meditation rather then medication? Long story short - it did no good at all.

    • @smelly_code_odor_coder
      @smelly_code_odor_coder 2 года назад

      Yea. We'd have apple AR like 8 years ago and the entire market would've spent billions more on AR to compete. By now the technology would be insane

    • @wlonsdale1
      @wlonsdale1 Год назад

      @4D bullshit Patroll actually switches are more tactile and normal people prefer them so they don't have to take their eyes off the road.

  • @MasonHeaux
    @MasonHeaux 5 лет назад +8

    on a serious note, i definitely miss the skeuomorphism and attention to detail that iOS 3-6 had. the little things made all the difference to the design. Like how the notification center's backdrop used to look, how the initial setup looked, the metal piece on the volume bar (how its reflection changed with the motion of the phone), i still miss the stitched leather look, so beautiful. 😪

    • @DeanStuff
      @DeanStuff 5 лет назад +1

      Apple is slowly returning some semblances of depth to the device. Look at the new segmented controls in iOS 13 with drop shadows. They're only returning bits of it at a time as to not anger the Twitter girls Apple has been known for targeting recently. Within 10 years, we should have a look similar to old times.

  • @naturereporter542
    @naturereporter542 5 лет назад +26

    There was no: "One more thing" ... because there are too many things ... iPhone XR, X$, X+, X-, X+1, Xmas, Xtreme...

    • @theumezude
      @theumezude 4 года назад

      Mladen Mikić this comment is underrated 😂

    • @Moonsapphire419
      @Moonsapphire419 4 года назад

      Don’t forget Xpensive

  • @TechHypedProduction
    @TechHypedProduction 5 лет назад +8

    1:47 headphone jack 😂😂

  • @lapinus
    @lapinus 5 лет назад +88

    "Steve Jobs returns to set apple straight."
    Because now it's gay?

  • @azophi
    @azophi 4 года назад +1

    Steve Jobs: wait, you removed the headphone jack? Why?
    Tim Cook: well you see... There's no money

  • @siddheshchinchankar7165
    @siddheshchinchankar7165 5 лет назад +12

    Steve would bring back headphones jack no notch fast charging in box.

    • @4dbullshitpatroll6
      @4dbullshitpatroll6 5 лет назад +1

      No. He was ahead of his time and if still here he'd have an iCar with a full touch screen dash and due to its simplicity you can use the a high pressure cleaner inside. No more nobs and hard to clean crevices. Not to mention the AI hologram hot chick SATNAV in the passenger seat.

    • @siddheshchinchankar7165
      @siddheshchinchankar7165 5 лет назад

      @@4dbullshitpatroll6 nice one

    • @AaronAbernethy
      @AaronAbernethy 5 лет назад +1

      Steve would have got rid of the headphone jack sooner than Tim. Probably in iPhone 6 design.

  • @YoDay
    @YoDay 5 лет назад +16

    I wish Steve Jobs actually comes back. The real awesome iPhones back then were amazing :)

    • @wrathybear
      @wrathybear 5 лет назад +1

      Move on already....

    • @matthew8153
      @matthew8153 5 лет назад

      boring old fuck
      What to? All smartphone are the same now. I’m actually starting to miss my Razr V3

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 5 лет назад +1

      Apple would be great if Steve was alive today.

    • @metraforce441
      @metraforce441 5 лет назад

      we are not talking about quality we are talking about design and innovation, materials don’t really dramatically change the design, more as a special feel but same old look from before.

    • @YoDay
      @YoDay 5 лет назад

      @@metraforce441 yeah that's what I meant

  • @JunkionMarnot2005
    @JunkionMarnot2005 5 лет назад +2

    “He turned over in his grave so much he dug himself out”. Greatest quote ever made 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽
    Another win for Samtime

  • @TheRealPlayer-1
    @TheRealPlayer-1 3 месяца назад

    "Steve would never approve that........ More than once" got me dying

  • @mirwais333
    @mirwais333 5 лет назад +3

    2:38
    That sound 👊👈😋

  • @ronangee
    @ronangee 5 лет назад +22

    Stopped streaming Avengers Endgame to see the latest Samtime video. Because I care.

    • @arvind31459
      @arvind31459 5 лет назад +1

      In what universe you are streaming Endgame 🙄?

  • @jonramer8984
    @jonramer8984 5 лет назад +3

    Fabulous content man! You make me laugh every time ... and cry a bit because it’s “funny ... but true” 🤪

  • @tamimyacqub4669
    @tamimyacqub4669 5 лет назад +1

    great funky video as always, but I'm confused about 1:50, the figures you show say that the MacBook air IS lighter. or am i getting something wrong?

  • @Suresh-br2zz
    @Suresh-br2zz 5 лет назад +18

    If Samtime Took Over Apple...

  • @arinwolfe4853
    @arinwolfe4853 2 года назад +2

    Okay an apple watch having a headphone jack hidden underneath the crown actually sounds like a good idea tbh.

  • @Laynel8
    @Laynel8 5 лет назад +19

    Glad to see I finally made it into the top 50 comments of a SamTime video! Love ya Sammy!

  • @JiArumaiti
    @JiArumaiti 5 лет назад +12

    If Steve was alive Apple would be still great

  • @yusuke9483
    @yusuke9483 4 года назад +3

    1:15 eyy its my boi plainrock124

  • @kruemmelbande5078
    @kruemmelbande5078 4 года назад +5

    "If steve would be in charge. "
    But the fastcharger is separate on most devices.

  • @Lucifer-hx5vi
    @Lucifer-hx5vi 5 лет назад

    the cheese grater part really cracked me up :') another great vid sam keep it up.

  • @TechHypedProduction
    @TechHypedProduction 5 лет назад +2

    1:24 tikwheel 😂

  • @ina_doesstuff
    @ina_doesstuff 4 года назад +9

    If he takes over apple again then he would have a heart attack immediately

  • @M74031
    @M74031 5 лет назад +3

    “Why’s the MacBook Air not the lightest one!?” Proceeds to show that the MacBook Air is lighter

  • @soapy7261
    @soapy7261 5 лет назад +4

    2:10 that actually looks like an ipad 1

  • @Eweyhen
    @Eweyhen 4 года назад

    Yo, the lamp beating down the notch was fucking genius.

  • @BrawndoQC
    @BrawndoQC 5 лет назад +16

    Never clicked so fast.

  • @dialupdude
    @dialupdude 5 лет назад +3

    They should wrap Steve Jobs in copper wire and replace his gravestone with a magnet, then when he spins in his grave FREE ENERGY!!!

  • @ihatekidswithxxxtentacionp4286
    @ihatekidswithxxxtentacionp4286 5 лет назад +4

    Without steve: $500 for the moniter
    $600 for the keyboard
    $400 for the mouse
    $1000 for a god damn stand
    $2000 total
    With Steve: All that for only like $500

  • @TBD-YT
    @TBD-YT 5 лет назад +2

    You really ain’t gonna credit King Liang at 1:16?

  • @AravGaming
    @AravGaming 4 года назад

    Steve: Comes out of grave
    Steve: sees Mac Pro display stand price
    Steve: imma head back to my grave

  • @jezuze4128
    @jezuze4128 5 лет назад

    ''Made it easier to remove… for the dishwasher'' LOL

  • @JSRMedia
    @JSRMedia 2 года назад +2

    2:51 Gold

  • @jannikmeissner
    @jannikmeissner 4 года назад +1

    Honestly, the simplifying the product palette, getting rid of the notch part - I wish we’d see that. I don’t want to have friends ask “which iPhone should I buy?” I want to them them “buy the iPhone” and they walk into an apple store and come out with a single question needed

  • @punnequraq
    @punnequraq 4 года назад +1

    he’d *KILL* the person who came up with the apple pencil

  • @jessejonathan5138
    @jessejonathan5138 5 лет назад +4

    May Steve be reincarnated into Apple CEO

  • @YoDay
    @YoDay 5 лет назад +4

    3:45 the holder for the mug will be another 999$

  • @zacksima8333
    @zacksima8333 5 лет назад

    Steve Jobs’ attitude to Apple would probably be like notch to Minecraft

  • @mahalisyarifuddin
    @mahalisyarifuddin 5 лет назад +1

    Things Steve do after took over apple again:
    1. Ditched Apple pencil

    • @AaronAbernethy
      @AaronAbernethy 5 лет назад

      Wrong, here’s another dope that doesn’t understand Steve Jobs.

    • @mahalisyarifuddin
      @mahalisyarifuddin 5 лет назад

      @@AaronAbernethy Did you even remember Apple newton? Well, it's kinda like iPad's "predecessor", it has pencil in it, and that thing made when Steve "being fired by his own company". When he's back in charge, yeah (you already know) he ditched it.

    • @AaronAbernethy
      @AaronAbernethy 5 лет назад

      Mahali Syarifuddin I don’t just remember it, I have 2 of them in my office.
      Steve was talking about THE IPHONE when he said styli weren’t necessary. Not about iPads. And certainly not about iPads as an art creation platform - he’d never have expected an artist to finger paint on the screen to make artwork. Stop being disingenuous.

    • @mahalisyarifuddin
      @mahalisyarifuddin 5 лет назад

      @@AaronAbernethy He never give a single damn about artworkers. All he think about it is that thing is just lazy approach, unintuitive, "God already create us ten of it and they're just perfect. Why would we create another one?"
      Though, I would really wish he care about those who really need it. Don't get me wrong. I just don't like his idealism.

  • @bridgetdavis9752
    @bridgetdavis9752 5 лет назад +4

    What mobile gaming is today - gambling. 😂😂😂

  • @sleepysheepyimpossible8277
    @sleepysheepyimpossible8277 3 года назад +2

    We're only selling the pros! With the FASTEST chips! The CLEAREST displays and the THICKEST BEZELS!!! 2:10

  • @MattAllMediaThings
    @MattAllMediaThings 5 лет назад +3

    1:29 "the Macbook Air not the lighest one ?" actually it is ! 2.03 pounds and 2.96 pounds for the Macbook as shown on the video

    • @jackmanning1117
      @jackmanning1117 5 лет назад +1

      First of all, I don’t know where you got the time stamp 1:29 from, as the part you’re mentioning is actually at around 1:50. Secondly, he must have gotten the weights messed up when editing because I’m on Apple’s website right now and they claim that the new MacBook Air weighs 2.75 pounds and the MacBook weighs 2.03 pounds.

    • @liambennett1878
      @liambennett1878 4 года назад

      He still got the weights messed up tho

  • @AFailedWay
    @AFailedWay 5 лет назад +6

    Steve Jobs iDon'tBelieveit

  • @solarsatan9000
    @solarsatan9000 5 лет назад

    Steve jobs: comes back to life
    Current apple: hi
    Steve: WTF DID YOU DO TO MY COMPANY

  • @pkkigathi
    @pkkigathi 4 года назад

    2:13 some love handles to grab onto 😂

  • @biyaaheysf
    @biyaaheysf 5 лет назад +1

    If Steve was back, then YOU WON’T PAY 500 DOLLARS AND YOU WON’T PAY 499 MORE (For the Apple Stand lol)

  • @6ix750
    @6ix750 5 лет назад +3

    sam tucker the most employed man ever

  • @CourseCTRL
    @CourseCTRL 5 лет назад +4

    1:17 Did you get permission from Plainrock124 to put that clip in there? The video is 15 ways to break an Apple Watch

    • @egz3637
      @egz3637 5 лет назад

      either way it was transformative content, so it falls under fair use

    • @that1windowsguy
      @that1windowsguy 4 года назад

      SAMTIME IS ARRESTED FOR COPYRIGHT REASONS

  • @Zander1508
    @Zander1508 5 лет назад +2

    1:16 was that Plainrock124

  • @williawesomeness4040
    @williawesomeness4040 5 лет назад +1

    Should have replaced Siri with Steves Consciousness

  • @jcoops09
    @jcoops09 4 года назад +2

    Are we going to Forget the fact that he used a clip from PlainRock 124?

  • @brokebackmountainlover
    @brokebackmountainlover 5 лет назад +1

    Nice paper Ipad Pro!

  • @LiNa-nw2zb
    @LiNa-nw2zb 5 лет назад +9

    My comments are like apple ideas. Not creative enough to get into Fuuuunky time.

    • @mdjey2
      @mdjey2 5 лет назад +1

      That's ok, big girls don't cry!

  • @jkplayer9984
    @jkplayer9984 5 лет назад +1

    The classic click wheel or the “TickWheel” would make a good apple watch face.

  • @grantpainter
    @grantpainter 5 лет назад

    Time to make another square watch that has built-in circular watch faces because why the hell not

  • @iamarchibald
    @iamarchibald 5 лет назад +1

    So.. steve can time travel and come back to life. I believe that that’s probably one of his many steve jobs.

  • @CobnutVTS
    @CobnutVTS 4 года назад

    that notes pic took me back

  • @dullbananas9901
    @dullbananas9901 5 лет назад +2

    Are they actually still selling Mobile Me?

    • @SAMTIME
      @SAMTIME  5 лет назад +1

      Haha, yeah. I found it a listing, but doesn't look like there's a buy button. Added the link to the description.

  • @BurritoMaster
    @BurritoMaster 5 лет назад +5

    Why samtime is like Samsung time
    And when u show us the intro it's like a phone bootup animation

  • @shanghainese7198
    @shanghainese7198 5 лет назад

    Steve actually came up with the idea of the iPod nano

  • @XPBytez
    @XPBytez 4 года назад +2

    1:19 footage of Plainrock124

  • @icrafterchips
    @icrafterchips 5 лет назад +2

    1:15 thats from Plainrock124

  • @levih008
    @levih008 5 лет назад +2

    1:17 plainrock 124

  • @leahr8707
    @leahr8707 5 лет назад +1

    And the App Store closes at five!
    ...dangit

  • @GabrielTobing
    @GabrielTobing 5 лет назад

    Past: SAMTIME
    Future: iSam

  • @solcraftdev
    @solcraftdev 5 лет назад

    Now that I think about it why isn't there a smart mug yet? There is a smart everything. Smartphones, smart watches, smart glasses, smart t-shirts, where's my smart mug

  • @the2323guy
    @the2323guy Год назад +1

    1:15 plainrock!

  • @sukhbirsinghsodhi762
    @sukhbirsinghsodhi762 5 лет назад +2

    Game centre was amazing

  • @postymaloney1562
    @postymaloney1562 5 лет назад +1

    I don’t see the problem with the notch. It should always show the time and stuff tho.

  • @AFailedWay
    @AFailedWay 5 лет назад +2

    Steve Jobs iPad AAAAAIIR!

  • @mariejin802
    @mariejin802 5 лет назад +1

    2:10 you forgot, the highest price tag

  • @DeanStuff
    @DeanStuff 5 лет назад +2

    "We're bringing back skeuomorphism!" Please actually do this IRL.

  • @thatsharkgamer7150
    @thatsharkgamer7150 5 лет назад

    1:17 that plainrock124! From the video 15 ways to break an apple watch.

  • @CiaoGhost98
    @CiaoGhost98 5 лет назад +3

    Remove siri and install Stevie as the voice assistant

    • @Miguel-fm8xh
      @Miguel-fm8xh 4 года назад

      GhostYT this comment is underrated

  • @asadava
    @asadava 5 лет назад

    Why didnt you credit Plainrock124 for the apple watch smashing scene?

  • @HappySlappyFace
    @HappySlappyFace 5 лет назад +1

    1:45 is there a mistake here? It is the lightest one

  • @dancandidproductions3850
    @dancandidproductions3850 5 лет назад +1

    1:16 that's planrock124's 50 ways to break an apple watch

  • @cassiuscartland
    @cassiuscartland 9 месяцев назад

    I miss the days where apple had this “one size fits all” design, having a phone that could fit in your hand felt really nice

  • @someperson2965
    @someperson2965 4 года назад

    Fun fact at 1:14 when the apple watch gets smashed comes from plainrock124's video 15 ways to break an Apple Watch.

  • @vanRIOT
    @vanRIOT 5 лет назад

    Lmao at the end, Tim Cook: F*** You!, F*** You!!, F*** You !

  • @Random22
    @Random22 5 лет назад

    at least steve jobs wouldn't charge $999 for a stand.

  • @iwastemoney3539
    @iwastemoney3539 5 лет назад

    Hey that's from plainrock124 video with the apple watch

  • @StockImagesMan08
    @StockImagesMan08 3 года назад

    This video made me unbelievably happy

  • @kaleidoscopeon
    @kaleidoscopeon 5 лет назад

    The App Store closes at 5. Haha. OZ reference where everything closes down at 5.