Making Pruno (Prison Wine That Can Kill You)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2016
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    Brian and Jason fully expect Modern Rogue to land them some jail time, so they're preparing themselves by learning how to make prison wine with the barest of essentials.
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  • @dovaken5525
    @dovaken5525 5 лет назад +3826

    Puts Pruno in actual wine glasses
    Puts better stuff in fancy styrofoam coffee cups

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 5 лет назад +37

      Lol I think it was to show what it looks like.

    • @sethreign8103
      @sethreign8103 4 года назад +26

      Don't you mean *paper* cups?

    • @nkitner
      @nkitner 4 года назад +3

      Def paper cups you lugnut

    • @ejnissley546
      @ejnissley546 4 года назад +6

      Cause I’m a modern rogue

    • @gavhix
      @gavhix 3 года назад +2

      I was thinking this and came to the comments to think if anyone else thought this

  • @mariavictoriasanjuan235
    @mariavictoriasanjuan235 7 лет назад +4654

    "Don't try this at home"
    *Gives thorough instructions and exact measurements*

    • @livia1437
      @livia1437 6 лет назад +86

      Maria Victoria Sanjuan I mean if you could just google it anyways who cares? We're on the internet!

    • @jesss9223
      @jesss9223 6 лет назад +6

      Maria Victoria Sanjuan I'm about to make some

    • @Seraph.G
      @Seraph.G 6 лет назад +34

      That's why they gave the instructions on the much easier and safer alternative, so anyone that just wants to get hammered can also not die.

    • @LannnR
      @LannnR 6 лет назад +1

      Maria Victoria Sanjuan doing it :-)

    • @ilovedinosaurs5425
      @ilovedinosaurs5425 5 лет назад +2

      Maria Victoria Sanjuan 1 more like then you have 666 likes xd

  • @Brodyjaxon
    @Brodyjaxon 5 лет назад +3995

    Mom I swear it’s orange juice

  • @siukong
    @siukong 4 года назад +1539

    Fun fact: flies have been known to crawl *through* the knot of a tied bag. Remarkable feats like that are why in the olden days many people believed in _spontaneous generation_ . ie that animals could "come from nothing", be born out of the dust/rotting food/etc.

    • @edsims8318
      @edsims8318 4 года назад +27

      Thanks I didn't kno that

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 3 года назад +147

      Flies spawn inside bags of stinky things, confirmed.

    • @laurinneff4304
      @laurinneff4304 3 года назад +46

      I once thought flies come out of wall plugs as I always saw them flying near them

    • @Spideryote
      @Spideryote 3 года назад +25

      I did knot know that
      Thank you

    • @raskr8137
      @raskr8137 3 года назад +32

      And that's another reason to hate bugs

  • @th3thin9
    @th3thin9 7 лет назад +506

    Fruit, sugar from packets and bread (for the yeast) in a bottle, with a condom for an airlock. Ferment for a couple of days.
    Distill it using a piece of hose and two razor blades and a broken off power chord into a container.
    Thats quality prison booze.

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 7 лет назад +16

      Nitro Whoa

    • @th3thin9
      @th3thin9 7 лет назад +4

      Jason Murphy
      You can even seal the fermented mash instead of distilling it in a good glass bottle and it will be carbonated. Thats what I am currently doing with a nice berry mead I recently fermented!
      You guys should try some high-quality fermentation in a video.

    • @dannywhite132
      @dannywhite132 7 лет назад +8

      Nitro there is no living yeast in bread

    • @th3thin9
      @th3thin9 7 лет назад +26

      Daniel White there is, in fact thats how russian Kvass is made.

    • @dannywhite132
      @dannywhite132 7 лет назад +5

      Nitro most bread you buy does not have live yeast in it

  • @aring.6307
    @aring.6307 6 лет назад +1360

    Nobody Try This At Home
    ...*slowly raises pen and notepad* (' - ' )

    • @troll4959
      @troll4959 5 лет назад +7

      Yup why i came .

    • @thechosenbeastdoesgames956
      @thechosenbeastdoesgames956 4 года назад +9

      DerpyBearMan PSN I think the lack of an answer tells all

    • @BloodSprite-tan
      @BloodSprite-tan 4 года назад +4

      isn't it too acidic to form botulism though? it's orange juice, that should be acidic enough to where botulism would be out competed by the other bacteria.

    • @daniyahdailey8961
      @daniyahdailey8961 4 года назад

      ,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😎😎😎😜😜😜 well said okurr lol

    • @lukebuggey955
      @lukebuggey955 3 года назад

      @@BloodSprite-tan absolutely correct, i was just debating with someone adamant that is not true, glad to see someone else knows what their talking about

  • @generalrubbish9513
    @generalrubbish9513 4 года назад +531

    I love how the recipe/poem ends with "Pour the remaining portion into two 18 oz. cups. May God have mercy on your soul."

    • @purerocketleaguegameplay4532
      @purerocketleaguegameplay4532 3 года назад +9

      looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo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that made me laugh

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 Год назад +11

      It's a really good poem actually. I like it's stream-of-conscious style.

    • @Sniperboy5551
      @Sniperboy5551 7 месяцев назад

      @guthax30 That poem actually won a PEN Award.

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 7 месяцев назад

      @@Sniperboy5551I like that a poem written in a penitentiary won a PEN award.

  • @beccichatter
    @beccichatter 4 года назад +615

    Love how it’s legit - prison drink - then they strain it into a mop bucket - but to keep things classy they put it in a wine glass

    • @twilightning
      @twilightning 4 года назад +28

      have-you-ever-heard-of-commas

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 3 года назад +22

      That's not a mop bucket - it's a pruno bucket.

    • @shirosaieko6626
      @shirosaieko6626 3 года назад +22

      Im a former prisoner in California and the only difference is they don't give you actual pure sugar (the cops know that's the main ingredient in making pruno) so we gotta use candy like tootsie rolls.

    • @SilverrrCityyy
      @SilverrrCityyy 3 года назад +2

      Me and my friends have made both versions when we didn’t have money to buy vodka

    • @chasinchicken24_54
      @chasinchicken24_54 3 года назад +15

      @@shirosaieko6626 in Rikers island we had pure sugar and we used pineapples , oranges, shit load of sugar and grape jelly. No ketchup cause of the taste. We used to do a entire garbage bag and use the entire serving of fruits meant for the pod so that’s about 40 servings of fruits and we would keep the guts after we served everyone a cup after 4-7 days and use it for future hooch.... it used to taste just like some sort of strong fruity alcohol beverage. Serve it with some ice and after 1 cup you’re definitely feeling it. 2 cups and you ready to cry yourself to sleep , fight or sing 😂😂

  • @Ken_Scaletta
    @Ken_Scaletta 5 лет назад +1696

    "If you're gonna go to prison, you might as well smuggle some yeast up your butt."
    True words of wisdom.

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 5 лет назад +42

      I cant imagine the burn or feeling that would cause if it busted while it was inside of you lol.

    • @jayare1933
      @jayare1933 5 лет назад +32

      @@stephanieann6622 Try explaining that to the infirmary nurse!

    • @thatonerock3820
      @thatonerock3820 4 года назад +6

      just get a few rolls right up there, and make sure they aint coming out

    • @jayare1933
      @jayare1933 4 года назад +8

      @@thatonerock3820 Nothing like buns in your junie cakes!

    • @grante.7525
      @grante.7525 4 года назад +4

      Yeast already lives in your butt crack. Also lives in your belly button too

  • @bugsbundy2459
    @bugsbundy2459 6 лет назад +1810

    This is like the dangerous version of Rhett and Link’s Good Mythical Morning

    • @havvik3505
      @havvik3505 5 лет назад +15

      But this is...pruno

    • @KitchenRat287
      @KitchenRat287 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah

    • @cyronski
      @cyronski 5 лет назад +9

      @yopandas but they would actually die

    • @1224chrisng
      @1224chrisng 5 лет назад +17

      I mean... have you seen that time Link almost throw a dart into Chase, that time they mixed that break fluid and pool chlorine, that time Link drank cat poop and literally everytime Link had a knife ?

    • @Terribadguy.
      @Terribadguy. 5 лет назад +2

      This is like the edgy not-nearly-as-good version of GMM

  • @Gadsdentreadlightly
    @Gadsdentreadlightly 5 лет назад +1452

    Prison hooch usually uses bread and canned fruit and little sugar. The bread is for the yeast.

    • @thallan
      @thallan 4 года назад +18

      @christopher snedeker mold my dude. I think.

    • @brokeasdope
      @brokeasdope 4 года назад +33

      There is plenty of yeast in the air to make wine. I have never once added bread to a batch of prison wine.

    • @hollygame7103
      @hollygame7103 4 года назад +2

      like a drink kvas

    • @magnuskallas
      @magnuskallas 4 года назад +11

      Oh boy how I would love to have some good old kvas now! It was really popular in Soviet Union. My father used to make some apple wine too.

    • @the_alovion
      @the_alovion 4 года назад +3

      @@bruno_kunda well, are you from the rusian area, or like the baltics, since kvass is most popular here.

  • @furrytrash5295
    @furrytrash5295 3 года назад +624

    For those wondering, the full poem is:
    Take ten peeled oranges,
    Jarvis Masters, it is the judgment and sentence of this court,
    one 8 oz. bowl of fruit cocktail,
    that the charged information was true,
    squeeze the fruit into a small plastic bag,
    and the jury having previously, on said date,
    and put the juice along with the mash inside,
    found that the penalty shall be death,
    add 16 oz. of water and seal the bag tightly.
    and this Court having, on August 20, 1991,
    Place the bag into your sink,
    denied your motion for a new trial,
    and heat it with hot running water for 15 minutes.
    it is the order of this Court that you suffer death,
    wrap towels around the bag to keep it warm for fermentation.
    said penalty to be inflicted within the walls of San Quentin,
    Stash the bag in your cell undisturbed for 48 hours.
    at which place you shall be put to death,
    When the time has elapsed,
    in the manner prescribed by law,
    add 40 to 60 cubes of white sugar,
    the date later to be fixed by the Court in warrant of execution.
    six teaspoons of ketchup,
    You are remanded to the custody of the warden of San Quentin,
    then heat again for 30 minutes,
    to be held by him pending final
    secure the bag as done before,
    determination of your appeal.
    then stash the bag undisturbed again for 72 hours.
    It is so ordered.
    Reheat daily for 15 minutes.
    In witness whereof,
    After 72 hours,
    I have hereon set my hand as Judge of this Superior Court,
    with a spoon, skim off the mash,
    and I have caused the seal of this Court to be affixed thereto.
    pour the remaining portion into two 18 oz. cups.
    May God have mercy on your soul.

  • @RestingBitchface7
    @RestingBitchface7 6 лет назад +130

    True story: when I was 12, my Great Aunt Fern gave me her "fruit starter" and her friendship cake recipe which wasn't much different than this, except that you fermented the "starter" in a one gallon pickle jar. Two years later, my friendship cake, that included two cups of that lively, high-alcohol vint that sat under the kitchen sink next to the dishwasher, won blue ribbons at the State Fair. I got dirty looks from all of my competitors, who were all of my peers' grandmothers. Good shit, man.

  • @Violetcas97
    @Violetcas97 5 лет назад +229

    My favourite moment from this is still
    Jason: Six teaspoons of ketchup...
    Brian: Heaping or level?
    Jason: Does it matter..?

  • @Frankie586
    @Frankie586 5 лет назад +875

    Its prison. A- They dont care. B- They have nothing but time.
    You also did it wrong. It should have been stored in....the....toilet.

    • @Klxisog
      @Klxisog 4 года назад +5

      @ 🤣😂😂🤣😂

    • @funposting8912
      @funposting8912 4 года назад +14

      Mick Manson I was wondering how you’d check if this was safe in a prison...

    • @1truthbegettingtold275
      @1truthbegettingtold275 4 года назад +43

      @Mick Manson "here try some of this" *drops dead*

    • @frankcannistraci2979
      @frankcannistraci2979 4 года назад +3

      Frankie586 under bunk

    • @RoamingNobody
      @RoamingNobody 4 года назад +16

      You can’t open the back of a toilet in prison. You store it in your locker or in a “friends” locker so if the cos find it they take the charge. Not all prisons have lockers so you will have a big box for your belongings so store it in there. Most cos don’t care, at one of the prisons I was at last year I used to roll joints and cigs on the cos desk and smoke it right there. They walk right by and don’t say a word as long as the lieutenant isn’t around they don’t give af what you do.

  • @Moskovium
    @Moskovium 5 лет назад +628

    In Finland this is basicly normal day for an alcoholic if ur broke, its so much cheaper.
    We call it ''Kilju'' :D

    • @kwamefreeman9207
      @kwamefreeman9207 5 лет назад +270

      Like, “if ju drink this it might kill ju”

    • @przemekbaran1566
      @przemekbaran1566 5 лет назад +7

      @@kwamefreeman9207 XDDD

    • @morii2078
      @morii2078 4 года назад +18

      dude thats so cool, can you recommend any kilju recipes cos im broke and want to get drunk lol

    • @brodieclamp5090
      @brodieclamp5090 4 года назад +23

      @@morii2078 Sugar, water and yeast

    • @morii2078
      @morii2078 4 года назад +2

      @@brodieclamp5090 ty

  • @meesvankeeken1139
    @meesvankeeken1139 7 лет назад +2861

    WHY DOES RUclips WANT ME TO WATCH THIS SO BAD

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +164

      Don't fight it. RUclips knows we were meant to be together.

    • @meesvankeeken1139
      @meesvankeeken1139 7 лет назад +19

      The Modern Rogue

    • @meesvankeeken1139
      @meesvankeeken1139 7 лет назад +9

      ***** nah

    • @SavouryLobster
      @SavouryLobster 7 лет назад +1

      You mean you paid RUclips to show this more

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +33

      +Savoury Lobster Wait, is that a thing? Got an article or something about it?

  • @1010tesla
    @1010tesla 7 лет назад +502

    Why didn't you guys measure the alcohol content?

    • @vinbader483
      @vinbader483 7 лет назад +2

      2020tesla how do u do that?

    • @ibogaine666
      @ibogaine666 7 лет назад

      with a hydrometer

    • @glenphenix2188
      @glenphenix2188 7 лет назад

      Wouldn't the high sugar content screw with the measurements? I think you can only measure with a hydrometer when it's pretty much just water and alcohol.

    • @skitlus335
      @skitlus335 7 лет назад +24

      Hydrometers are used to test the density of a liquid; sugar does most definitely not mess up the measurement. When brewing wine or beer, you measure the density before and after fermentation, and use the difference to calculate the abv.

    • @lazmarr613
      @lazmarr613 7 лет назад +1

      Use a gas chromatograph.

  • @ssn0651
    @ssn0651 4 года назад +122

    I'd almost be more worried drinking something out of that bucket .

  • @Blalack77
    @Blalack77 4 года назад +82

    I've had several different experiences making alcohol. To name a few, I made some decent mead once and also made a batch that ended up rotten and fly ridden and a drunk friend of mine drank it. I've also made wine with grape juice and muscadines - that's one of the most popular homemade wines around where I live. Finally, the worst one was accidental. I had a gallon of Hawaiian Punch in the back of a cabinet for maybe 5+ years that I had forgotten about. One day I was thinking, hmm that's probably fermented. I took a sip and it was definitely fermented, but very disgusting and made me sick.

  • @davideghisu7226
    @davideghisu7226 5 лет назад +559

    When he said "6 tea spoons of k." I was like "60 spoons of ketchup? WTF!?"

    • @Suranfox
      @Suranfox 4 года назад +11

      That's basically 60 spoons of red sugar to be fermented.

    • @BloodSprite-tan
      @BloodSprite-tan 4 года назад +6

      @@Suranfox i think ketchup might have too much preservatives to ferment properly.

    • @sleepingbag968
      @sleepingbag968 4 года назад +1

      same haha

    • @sykesgeo132
      @sykesgeo132 4 года назад +2

      Its for the ph levels

    • @Gkitchens1
      @Gkitchens1 4 года назад +1

      Same

  • @turbo2501
    @turbo2501 7 лет назад +1408

    I'd rather get drunk on vanilla extract or listerine

  • @toxicworld7211
    @toxicworld7211 4 года назад +219

    Fun fact: If you do it the second way with just the orange juice and yeast (I like to put an extra table spoon of sugar in each 20 oz bottle). After about 2 to 3 days it should ferment and turn into a wine (as shown in the video) BUT if you take that wine and LIGHTLY boil it, you can collect the vapor through a glass valve or any valve (depending on what you have in the kitchen) and then cool it down, it will turn into a MUCH higher alcohol proof beverage than that shown on this video.
    This process is called distillation.

    • @Lilkieff
      @Lilkieff 4 года назад +3

      ToxicWorld copy/paste

    • @pineapplepotato6985
      @pineapplepotato6985 3 года назад +34

      And if you do it wrong, you get methanol and potentially go blind - or worse - die. Also, orange juice is quite possibly the worst to ferment because the juice itself oxidizes and just goes bad very quickly as opposed to apple juice or grape juice. It's the same reason why no breweries in the world make "orange wine"

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 3 года назад +12

      @@pineapplepotato6985 even if you do it right, if you do it in the US without a license, you've committed a federal crime.

    • @toxicworld7211
      @toxicworld7211 3 года назад +18

      @@StrokeMahEgo I'll bet you're the fun guy at parties right?

    • @StrokeMahEgo
      @StrokeMahEgo 3 года назад +13

      @@toxicworld7211 I never said I agreed with the law. Just be aware.

  • @BigD-jc6rj
    @BigD-jc6rj 5 лет назад +43

    The yeast needs A LOT longer to work. Three days might give you 1 percent ABV.
    You need about 3-4 weeks for the yeast to finish working. If it’s still fizzing, the yeast is still not done yet.
    If you do this, you can get about 13 percent with bread yeast, and up to 25 percent with winemaker’s yeast.

    • @guthax30
      @guthax30 Год назад +5

      What I have NEVER understood about all this: there is no alcoholic on the planet with that much patience.

    • @pratyupd7502
      @pratyupd7502 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@guthax30exactly

    • @anonyninja7737
      @anonyninja7737 5 месяцев назад

      Well, your problem is thinking that everyone who drinks is an alcoholic. @@guthax30

  • @JRayM
    @JRayM 5 лет назад +384

    12:13: My parents reaction when I come home from a party.

    • @ChRIS-xu2nz
      @ChRIS-xu2nz 4 года назад +2

      lol

    • @LawayneCustard
      @LawayneCustard 4 года назад +2

      I'm dead

    • @noahholden9014
      @noahholden9014 4 года назад

      😂

    • @beemo4
      @beemo4 4 года назад +3

      Lawayne Custard since you play fortnite your not even supposed to know what a party is..

    • @indigoraslan6318
      @indigoraslan6318 4 года назад +10

      Ray M my parents when I come home from a party 8:55

  • @vffa
    @vffa 7 лет назад +118

    A: "...six Tee spoons..."
    B: "Sixty Spoons?!"
    A: "No, sixtee Spoons"
    B: "So Sixty Spoons..."
    A: "No"
    B: "Oh, you mean Sixty Teespoons"
    A: "Fuck off..."

  • @Buddha77777
    @Buddha77777 4 года назад +119

    They used the wrong type of baking yeast, they used fast acting. You see "Fast Acting" means more gas, not more alcohol. If you want to do it right you should use Active Dry yeast.

    • @HaydenX
      @HaydenX 4 года назад +7

      The fast acting stuff is the best choice if you are making traditional ginger ale though (if you do traditional ginger ale the right way, the alcohol content should be between 0.25% and 0.75%).

    • @hannahelvete
      @hannahelvete 3 года назад +3

      Omg shut up

    • @lukebuggey955
      @lukebuggey955 3 года назад +2

      @@hannahelvete you shut up you imbasile

    • @hannahelvete
      @hannahelvete 3 года назад

      @@lukebuggey955 NO YOU SHUT UP

    • @hannahelvete
      @hannahelvete 3 года назад

      @Skankhunt42 you shut up

  • @TheStarBlack
    @TheStarBlack 4 года назад +207

    For some reason they taught us this at high school so I was brewing my own booze at 14 using baking yeast.

    • @omarboi
      @omarboi 4 года назад +18

      Important question...was it good?

    • @joeblow9979
      @joeblow9979 4 года назад +4

      Omar’s Lab you can make it good

    • @sassysalmon93
      @sassysalmon93 4 года назад +49

      For some reason they taught us how to cook meth in 6th grade.
      So I was making meth at home at 12 years old. Cooking Meth.

    • @genarothegoat8039
      @genarothegoat8039 4 года назад +6

      Sassy Salmon 🤣🤣😂

    • @joeblow9979
      @joeblow9979 4 года назад +6

      Sassy Salmon damn you too??

  • @KainaX122
    @KainaX122 6 лет назад +231

    "Is this supposed to be good?"
    No, it's supposed to get you DRUNK.
    In prison, you don't have the privilege of getting GOOD liquor

    • @GreasyBoungie
      @GreasyBoungie 5 лет назад +3

      ok

    • @unr34L-
      @unr34L- 4 года назад +1

      ok

    • @stylisticsguy3746
      @stylisticsguy3746 4 года назад +10

      KainaX122 nigga I’m an alcoholic and I could tell you no type of alcohol taste good I just like the effects. Anybody who says liquor tastes good is a sack of shit

    • @SombreroPharoah
      @SombreroPharoah 3 года назад +1

      @@stylisticsguy3746 Rum... That legit does taste decent man

    • @Zomerlad
      @Zomerlad 3 года назад +1

      Only broke people don’t get good liquor in prison.

  • @1valentine
    @1valentine 7 лет назад +1194

    Pruno Mars

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +115

      this makes me laugh every time I pass by this comment. here, enjoy a thumbs up.

    • @andrasmatehabany3460
      @andrasmatehabany3460 7 лет назад +16

      lucky for you, that's what i like :D

    • @menomirin.2460
      @menomirin.2460 6 лет назад +4

      András Máté Habány 10 seconds after I read this What I Like started playing on my radio XD

    • @ladaddyfiveohnine4899
      @ladaddyfiveohnine4899 6 лет назад +1

      +Wolfyy lol u on top on the comments

    • @user-sf8ip5ve3p
      @user-sf8ip5ve3p 6 лет назад

      A pruno we made contained a starter from Orange juice or tomato paste bread and more juice candy and sugar

  • @isthisbetter2239
    @isthisbetter2239 5 лет назад +198

    100 percent all the 9 year olds will try and flex by saying they can make wine😂

  • @voicelessglottalfricative6567
    @voicelessglottalfricative6567 4 года назад +45

    this reminds me of the wasps in the UK eating rotting fruit and then getting drunk and angry and attacking people

  • @tonybowen472
    @tonybowen472 7 лет назад +148

    you dont get cheese clothe in prison...you gotta use your sock man...lol...plus if you got athletes foot that fungus could cut ten days to seven...

  • @prestonbrownlow2378
    @prestonbrownlow2378 7 лет назад +636

    they did not even try the pruno? that is the whole reason i watched this 13 min video

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +66

      just pretend we did, and here's how it turned out: www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm6139a2.htm

    • @prestonbrownlow2378
      @prestonbrownlow2378 7 лет назад +30

      oh i see, i would not drink it ether for that reason. thanks for the video showing how it was made

    • @spinn4ntier487
      @spinn4ntier487 6 лет назад +2

      Preston Brownlow it's methanol so it could make you blind or kill you

    • @PerBuer
      @PerBuer 6 лет назад +29

      It is likely quite safe. Since there was co2 produced there was alkohol. If the alcohol reaches 2% it will keep botulism from developing. Also the ketchup will drop the pH so botulism likely won't develop. It doesn't like acid environments.

    • @ColonelSandersLite
      @ColonelSandersLite 6 лет назад +20

      I know this is getting old, but botulism from pruno is pretty unlikely. From the cited CDC report: "Although most batches of pruno reportedly do not contain potatoes, pruno-associated botulism outbreaks all have involved pruno made with potatoes, The addition of potatoes to pruno, therefore, might introduce spores to pruno ingredients."
      Basically, botulism, being an anerobic bacteria, is going to come from potatoes and roots like carrots. So far as the recipe shown here goes, these where not used.
      Methonal is also not a risk factor unless you're going to distill it.

  • @Spitts
    @Spitts 4 года назад +34

    In jail we used juice, bread, sugar and jelly. It would take about a week or more depending on how strong you wanted it but the chances of getting caught were about 50/50 because when you burped it the whole pod would stink really bad.

    • @NUFCOfficial
      @NUFCOfficial 3 года назад +2

      Prove you are an ex-convict

    • @johnpage1622
      @johnpage1622 3 года назад

      Yea shit was good tasting though.

    • @unclejeffrey2317
      @unclejeffrey2317 3 года назад +6

      @@NUFCOfficial who tf cares

    • @NUFCOfficial
      @NUFCOfficial 3 года назад +1

      @@unclejeffrey2317 He's saying he's a convict and I don't believe him

    • @TheJoker61541
      @TheJoker61541 2 года назад +6

      @@NUFCOfficial dude a shit ton of people have been convicts he don't need to prove anything. Why would someone lie about that anyway lmai

  • @rickiwarmheart6824
    @rickiwarmheart6824 5 лет назад +42

    I read the caption as “Poison Wine”....
    I wasn’t disappointed....

  • @nicholasalexander3382
    @nicholasalexander3382 7 лет назад +236

    this video is getting tons of views because the after prison show got into the algorithm

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +13

      [[citation needed]] (if you've got some inside knowledge, we'd love to hear them!)

    • @nicholasalexander3382
      @nicholasalexander3382 7 лет назад +3

      The Modern Rogue I loved the video it was hilarious

    • @Snacks6o4
      @Snacks6o4 7 лет назад +4

      should have atleast put the pruno in your mouths then spat it out! haha

    • @dcard228
      @dcard228 6 лет назад

      Joe actually drank it, then vomited

  • @hankhill5216
    @hankhill5216 7 лет назад +75

    Yall made some mistakes. For anyone wanting to make prison wine here are tips -
    1. the more sugar you add the more alcohol you'll get
    (which of course effects flavor)
    2. any yeast can be used (different kinds can work better)
    3. For the first day you should let your mixture get lots of oxygen so it can breath.
    Also don't use ketchup! prisoners often will use ketchup because it has lots of sugars in it And sometimes regular sugar is scarce in jail.
    If you're at home and want good pruno use juice from Fresh Fruit & lots of added Sugar (any kind of sugar) & use any Yeast (A spoon or less will work )
    I've also read honey can be a substitute for sugar I haven't tried this yet but definitely will get around to it. If you have Sugar yeast and water you can make alcohol. Get creative and research.

    • @hankhill5216
      @hankhill5216 7 лет назад +5

      I have a batch I'm making from cinnamon apple tea currently for example.

    • @TheKyleAye
      @TheKyleAye 7 лет назад +49

      So at what point should I use the propane?

    • @hankhill5216
      @hankhill5216 7 лет назад +2

      I also forgot to add that you should make sure you have a proper balanced Ph for the yeast to thrive (too much acid kills)

    • @hankhill5216
      @hankhill5216 7 лет назад +11

      Kyle SoSik I use my extra propane tanks to store my prune and use my propane accessories. For example I use a safety relief valve from my collection of propane accessories .

    • @TheKyleAye
      @TheKyleAye 7 лет назад +1

      Hank Hill oh okay.

  • @BinkyDoinkus
    @BinkyDoinkus 3 года назад +14

    Taste test at nearest winery: "This is our prize wine coming straight out of the state penitentiary"

  • @RetroMonkey1999
    @RetroMonkey1999 5 лет назад +40

    As a child I was rather messy when it came to my locker at school. 5th grade I accidentally left a container of pineapple in it for weeks. Finally realized it by the smell of booze wafting out of my locker. Just about knocked your socks off.

    • @norezenable
      @norezenable 5 лет назад +7

      I had a similar experience growing up. We had these tupperware drinking containers in my house growing up. While the lids were kinda watertight, any amount of internal pressure would release the built-up gas.
      Anyways, we had many of them. So one day, I was drinking from one and set it down, then picked up a different one that had been sitting on by windowsill for a few days. When I opened it, it fizzed, I took a sip and it was carbonated. It actually tasted really good so I drank the rest and got kinda buzzed.

  • @troystuart8870
    @troystuart8870 7 лет назад +149

    I think " hooch " is a more common name for prison liquor than "pruno"...I knew what they were talking about but I've always heard people call it hooch...

    • @noahking24
      @noahking24 7 лет назад

      Troy Stuart same

    • @TheBananaBoba
      @TheBananaBoba 7 лет назад +2

      COOCHIE

    • @brianjackson3885
      @brianjackson3885 7 лет назад

      Troy Stuart hooch was old school slang from the 70s think they started calling it pruno around the late 80s

    • @prome57
      @prome57 7 лет назад +3

      Troy Stuart thats some good hooch

    • @jamesdickerson2190
      @jamesdickerson2190 7 лет назад

      "Hooch" is far more common.

  • @tylor_vwricer
    @tylor_vwricer 6 лет назад +242

    "We can get botulism and die" *takes sip*

  • @hershy1594
    @hershy1594 Год назад +6

    I know this is a bit late but the ketchup is in there for the yeast. You can replace the ketchup with canned tomatoes, any type of bread, tea, or anything else with a lot of yeast. The yeast takes sugar molecules and breaks them down into ethanol (glucose for example looks like this-C6H12O6=2C2H6+2CO2.) Why you need to 'burp' the bag is to make more room for the carbon dioxide. Why it tastes so nasty is because of the yeast multiplying and leaving behind other waste products. Commercial alcohol producers are able to filter out most of the yeast but without specific filtering tools it's hard to separate the yeast from all the other stuff.

  • @AlibifortheAfterlife
    @AlibifortheAfterlife 3 года назад +10

    Actually went down the Jarvis Masters rabbithole after watching this. Dude was involved in the stabbing of a San Quentin guard (he sharpened the shiv) and was the _only one_ of the three involved to get the death penalty. Even the guy that actually did the stabbing just got life. Pretty fucked up.

  • @kwader_1404
    @kwader_1404 7 лет назад +657

    at least than can get you drunk as shit when you are depressed between thick concrete walls

  • @TheRytonStudios
    @TheRytonStudios 7 лет назад +2289

    I don't always drink wine, but when I do I prefer Hooch.
    Stay thirsty my friends

  • @sickly-mika6880
    @sickly-mika6880 5 лет назад +94

    If I ever go to prison this will be on my to do list-

    • @sickly-mika6880
      @sickly-mika6880 5 лет назад +1

      Stephanie Ann What? In the UK we call “jail” prison. It’s literally the same thing. You go to prison for a few months, years or whatever.

    • @stephanieann6622
      @stephanieann6622 5 лет назад +5

      @@sickly-mika6880 Here in the US if you have a longer sentence then a year or two you go to prison. So prison is for like hard time, killers, rapists, terrorists etc. Jail is more for "petty" crimes but still can be severe.

    • @sickly-mika6880
      @sickly-mika6880 5 лет назад

      Stephanie Ann ah well different countries have different sayings I guess

    • @jerms6642
      @jerms6642 5 лет назад

      @@sickly-mika6880 actually there are no "jails" in the uk (even when there were they were spelled "gaols" not jail) in the uk there are cells and prisons, but they mostly use prisons

    • @sickly-mika6880
      @sickly-mika6880 5 лет назад +1

      Jeremy Yoder Ik that’s why I called it a prison and not a jail 🙄

  • @Vermilion77
    @Vermilion77 4 года назад +22

    These guys are like if dan Harmon and justin Royland had a baby with Rhett and link

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  4 года назад +9

      That’s high praise, right there.

  • @CherryDKaya
    @CherryDKaya 6 лет назад +316

    Vape the prison wine

  • @jknowurdead1826
    @jknowurdead1826 6 лет назад +643

    Don't watch from 9:00 to 9:25 with your eyes closed...trust me

    • @tommysaraneva6405
      @tommysaraneva6405 6 лет назад +6

      JKnowurdead oo

    • @namiotp
      @namiotp 6 лет назад +83

      JKnowurdead “im just gonna get in there and do it, man” “probably the worst thing we’ve done on this show”

    • @jknowurdead1826
      @jknowurdead1826 6 лет назад +45

      TheDragonStache don't pretend you didn't get turned on by that 25 seconds. 😂

    • @namiotp
      @namiotp 6 лет назад +5

      JKnowurdead i wont 😂😂😂👌

    • @willgader943
      @willgader943 6 лет назад +2

      omfg i'm dying xDDD

  • @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606
    @loganbaileysfunwithtrains606 3 года назад +7

    *Brian takes a sip and collapses to the floor, he looks at Jason*
    “Jason...don’t tell Trevor”
    *Brian then dies*

  • @MrPhilos
    @MrPhilos Год назад +1

    Hey! I just want to say thanks.
    ES: Hace 5-6 años me fracturé el tobillo y tuve que hacer reposo por todo el verano. Ver Modern Rogue me ayudó a pasar la mayor parte del tiempo mientras me recuperaba.
    La mejor forma que se me ocurrió de agradecer las horas de entretenimiento que me dió este canal fue escribir los subtítulos de su video más popular a mi idioma, español, con la herramienta de comunidad de RUclips (ahora extinta).
    Siempre guardaré este canal en mi corazón, así como la receta para hacer Pruno si un día caigo preso.
    EN: 5-6 years ago I broke my ankle and had to rest for the whole summer. Watching Modern Rogue got me through most of my time while I was recovering.
    The best way I could think of to thank the hours of entertainment that this channel gave me was to translate the subtitles of their most popular video to my language, Spanish, with the RUclips community tool (now extinct).
    I will always keep this channel in my heart, as well as the recipe to make Pruno if one day I fall prisoner.

  • @TheRockstarFarmer
    @TheRockstarFarmer 6 лет назад +579

    If I were in prison, botulism would've been the last thing on my mind..

    • @jimmothypakistan5223
      @jimmothypakistan5223 6 лет назад +6

      The Rockstar Farmer plus were are they getting this stuff

    • @__The_Real_V__
      @__The_Real_V__ 6 лет назад +37

      Gnome Chomski , never underestimate inmates

    • @nicolesimpsonsdog4442
      @nicolesimpsonsdog4442 6 лет назад +56

      If you're in for life, or on death row, you're gonna want to get plastered

    • @bunnyben5607
      @bunnyben5607 6 лет назад +21

      it's in the recipe, the ketchup is supposed to raise the acidity to a point where botulism can't grow. If they really wanted to consume it, they could have measured the acidity daily and added ketchup accordingly.

    • @fgfg633
      @fgfg633 5 лет назад +1

      The Rockstar Farmer They got botulism because they added a potato that had botulism.

  • @spiritmeaway
    @spiritmeaway 6 лет назад +839

    I wish you guys would have tested the rotten one for alcohol to see what the percentage was.

    • @raulgarza1603
      @raulgarza1603 5 лет назад +17

      ...weenies.

    • @Brakathor
      @Brakathor 5 лет назад +23

      S P I R I T - There's actually no easy way to do that, because you have to test with gravity using a hydrometer. I GUESS they could have taken some unsweetened orange juice of a similar consistency, but not only would that be extremely hard to find, it would be a HIGHLY inaccurate comparison.

    • @weinerdrizzle5279
      @weinerdrizzle5279 5 лет назад +27

      Jose Martinez tell ya what make a video of you making and trying it I'll give it a watch.

    • @tundramypetfox1978
      @tundramypetfox1978 5 лет назад +25

      they ran the risk of geting botulism one of the most deadly things you can get

    • @sarinkim2561
      @sarinkim2561 5 лет назад +12

      Jose Martinez they would've died from the bacteria disease

  • @andrewdavis1138
    @andrewdavis1138 5 лет назад +110

    Listen to 8:50 with your eyes closed.

  • @ashleybarloweNC
    @ashleybarloweNC 5 лет назад +432

    Anyone here after watching ‘Jailbirds’ on Netflix?? 🤣✋🏼

  • @Zzansss
    @Zzansss 7 лет назад +142

    My inner Gordon Ramsay came out when he put them on the same shelf as the bacteria filled one.

    • @leonspringsboystv2025
      @leonspringsboystv2025 6 лет назад +13

      DUDE1224awesome Ninooooo

    • @lekad.9021
      @lekad.9021 6 лет назад

      Leon Springs Boys TV

    • @BestUsernameIGot
      @BestUsernameIGot 6 лет назад

      The airlock should've prevented any bacteria to get in. Pretty nasty stuff though.

    • @jumanaa
      @jumanaa 6 лет назад

      DUDE1224awesome the bearded dude kinda looks like Gordon thou..

  • @TrevorParkJones
    @TrevorParkJones 7 лет назад +145

    I don't know fellas, I'm more of a scotch kind of guy.

    • @TheStrangerous
      @TheStrangerous 7 лет назад +3

      Trevor Park Jones Ditto

    • @shawzie1916
      @shawzie1916 7 лет назад +2

      Yeah well, this is how you can get wasted at breakfast and not have anyone judge you for it ;)

    • @ajeje1996
      @ajeje1996 7 лет назад

      Guys, guys, guys - calm down. Both kind of whiskys/whiskeys are equally excellent (Lagavulin and Tyrconnell for me)

    • @tkingstarantulas6329
      @tkingstarantulas6329 7 лет назад

      come on guys moonshine and vodka is the best

    • @shawzie1916
      @shawzie1916 7 лет назад

      T kings Tarantulas ~ 1 half glass of blue Absinth, 1/4 glass of Captain morgan, 1/4 cola. Kings, don't be sarcastic when you're too much of a bitch to knock down my morning ritual ;)

  • @dovaken5525
    @dovaken5525 5 лет назад +10

    "Here's to swimmin with bow-legged women." lol

  • @NickC_222
    @NickC_222 4 года назад +25

    Guys! Pruno is only the first step. After you make the pruno, then use trash bags to make a still and distill the pruno into clean, clear liquor!
    Sure, it smells, and it's hard to get away with if the guards are dickheads, but prison guards are often as corrupt as you can imagine and either don't care or get paid off.
    Larry Lawton describes doing exactly this in at least a few of his videos. When he was locked up, one of the prison's he was in had guards that just didn't care about this sort of thing. The inmates had the maintenance crew (consisting of other inmates) loosen the screws on the metal plate holding the controls for a shower into the wall, and they chiseled away the concrete behind that plate to access the pipe chase behind it. They then used a mesh laundry bag and some garbage bags and made pruno IN THE WALL behind the shower, then made a still and distilled it all into white lightning- distilled liquor.
    They would jar it in cleaned out peanutbutter jars, selling each for $50.
    It's all in this video:
    ruclips.net/video/Ql535td81Bo/видео.html

  • @LeutnantArko
    @LeutnantArko 7 лет назад +85

    I died thanks

  • @42pyroboy
    @42pyroboy 7 лет назад +53

    Funny how they didn't show the water get sucked back in when he squeezed the bottle

    • @hankhill5216
      @hankhill5216 7 лет назад +4

      Austin Whitecotton Lol I was thinking the same thing but it don't really matter haha.

    • @zombieGoliath
      @zombieGoliath 7 лет назад +2

      what you mean?

    • @doxive7500
      @doxive7500 7 лет назад

      Austin Whitecotton when

    • @42pyroboy
      @42pyroboy 7 лет назад

      when he squeezes the jug and forced air into the airlock, personal experience
      tells me that right after you let off pressure the water in the airlock is sucked into the bottle

    • @JohnPavilonis
      @JohnPavilonis 7 лет назад +1

      That's not how an airlock works. It operates kind of like a one way valve. I have the same kind of airlock they have in this video and use it all the time. The water doesn't go backwards.

  • @dommccrirrick2728
    @dommccrirrick2728 4 года назад +6

    “So this is supposed to be good?”
    “No”

  • @kennynoble1223
    @kennynoble1223 5 лет назад +3

    I find 2/3 cup sugar, 1/3 cup crushed raisins, a little over 1.5L water (enough to bring the level up about 2" under the cap of a 2L bottle), packet of quick rise bread yeast and about 7-10 days in the 2L soda bottle with cap just cracked enough to vent about 15 minutes after starting, on top of a radiator or in a bucket of hot water (changed every 2-4 hours) and 2-4 days in the fridge to be sufficient to make wine. I just pour the liquid off the top and enjoy my $1.50 1.5L bottle of wine for the weekend. I've never had an issue with pests getting in. I've had an issue about half the time with acidity, but a bit of baking soda smoothed things out.

  • @mmachefert
    @mmachefert 6 лет назад +941

    They weren't going to taste the fruit pruno from the start or they wouldn't have poured it in a dirty cleaning bucket.

    • @Corzappy
      @Corzappy 6 лет назад +72

      It’s not dirty nor a cleaning bucket and we all know they weren’t going to drink it.

    • @jzsldg-fan2984
      @jzsldg-fan2984 6 лет назад +59

      I kinda expected a lil tongue dip

    • @rickonstark5452
      @rickonstark5452 6 лет назад +8

      well its kinda obvious, but these guys are crazy so it could have happend :D

    • @Zilten_
      @Zilten_ 6 лет назад +16

      Ashens would have probably drunk it.

    • @PranitaPathakOnline
      @PranitaPathakOnline 5 лет назад +4

      WINE THEORY..... THAT'S WHAT YOU SHOULD NAME YOUR CHANNEL.

  • @SkilinerGaming
    @SkilinerGaming 7 лет назад +27

    Back in college, we were on a dry campus, so a friend and I had an idea. We made our own alcoholic cider in the dorms, using an entire container of apple juice, a half bag of Fleischmanns yeast per bottle, and a few teaspoons added sugar. After it sat in a suitcase in a closet for 14 days, we would test it, and figure out if it needed to ferment more. If it was good, we added cinnamon, and it tasted like a nice wintry treat.
    NOTE: Don't try this. Unless you're Brian Brushwood. Then it's cool. I accept no responsibility for your misguided shenanigans if you follow these instructions though.
    It's probably super bad for you.

    • @LasermanSteam
      @LasermanSteam 7 лет назад +4

      I followed your guide and I ended up with orange juice, I think I did something wrong

    • @ragewinninethousand4140
      @ragewinninethousand4140 7 лет назад

      LasermanSteam yeah because you only waited a day

    • @ryanchastain7154
      @ryanchastain7154 7 лет назад

      Skiliner Dick stuck in toaster: error

    • @theblobfish9614
      @theblobfish9614 7 лет назад

      Skiliner Alcohol is always super bad for you

    • @naughtywizard
      @naughtywizard 7 лет назад

      We did the exact same thing at boarding school when I was 16. Tastes great and we got fucked.

  • @mr.barrett5964
    @mr.barrett5964 3 года назад +5

    Been to the block twice
    Brewd with braun flakes
    Apples
    Sultanas
    Sugar from teapack.
    Are you listening fam

  • @norezenable
    @norezenable 5 лет назад +4

    Here's my back of envelope calculations on the subject. If anyone has any improvements to suggest, please comment.
    #1 Find yeast. Yeast exists in the air. You just need to provide it with a place to grow.
    #2 Create yeast culture. A mix of either starch or sugar, and water. Will use sugar for this example. Sourdough bread makers use 1 part flour 1 part water. Not sure what it would be for sugar to water. You probably won't need more than 8 or 10 ozs (a small coffee cup worth). Cover with something air can pass through, but not bugs. Its important that air passes through because that is where you get your wild yeast from. After 24-48ish hours, can move to more restrictive but still not air tight container. Need to release fermentation gasses, but can also keep in mind reducing exposure to external contaminants.
    #3 Feed yeast culture until concentrated. Every day, dump out 75% of your yeast culture and replace the 75% with fresh sugar and water. Adjust as needed.
    #4 Wait for your yeast colony. The growth of the colony depends on the conditions they grow in. Bear in mind, its probably not worth babying them too much because you want the species of yeast that can survive your environment to be the ones that reproduce. Basically, grow them where you intend to ferment your booze. It may take several attempts if its a particularly harsh environment as you might not get the right yeast colony on your first attempt. But you can baby them if all else fails.
    #5 Completion of the colony. Once your colony is frothy and/or hazy, then it should be ready to inoculate a substrate :) Um, by now, there have been many variables going into this. The only noticeable changes in your yeast colony should have been perhaps like haziness, or like more watery if wasn't clear before... If you got black or green chunks or weird discolorations, then you might have to start over. Some people will just fish the gunk out and roll with it, i would just discard and start over.
    I will note that smell isn't necessarily a bad thing, sometimes certain sugars or starches are hard for yeast to digest and it gives them indigestion so they output unpleasant odors. Fermenting apple juice is notorious for this due to the pectin. If its available, you can get yeast nutrient to solve for odor. If you don't have access to yeast nutrient, i suggest trying something else (ie switch from apple juice to fruit cocktail syrup) because unpleasant odor could also mean bacterial contamination, which if you're using apple juice and no nutrient, you might not know.
    #6 Inoculation. If you have a good colony going, and nothing weird going on, then you should be good to use a dose (not all) of your colony to add to a bottle of juice (or something). When you do your colony feedings, instead of dumping that 75% down the drain, now just use it to add to your jug(s) of juice or whatever. The more you add, the faster your fermentation. If you had 7 ounces of colony to distribute, you could probably do 3-7 gallons without too much trouble.
    #7 Fermentation. So hard to say with any conviction, but 1 week after step 6 you can probably drink your booze and get buzzed. The longer you can keep it, the higher the abv and the better the taste.
    Note that this recipe only calls for the 3 basic ingredients needed for fermentation: sugar, water, yeast.
    You absolutely cannot get yeast from crackers or bread. Once something is cooked, the yeast is dead. Yeast dies at very low temperature compared to cooking temp for virtually all foods (yeast is dead by 180F which isn't even boiling).
    If you wanted to get yeast from an external source, it would be from fruit skins. But those fruit skins would basically need to be in the same state they were in while they were out in the field - not washed, not waxed, not irradiated, not excessively handled. But, here's hope for the hopeless; if you don't have a way to grow yeast reliably, you could hypothetically wash an otherwise abused fruit really, really well, then set it out for a while. It's skin could attract new yeast and then hypothetically you could use that to inoculate your juice instead of the lengthy process outlined above. It would be more discreet but far less reliable.

    • @gantz4u
      @gantz4u 4 года назад

      One time I sipped the apple juice and left it un refrigerated. Came back and it was clean sparkling cider. So there's a possibility to get a clean culture going from your mouth without isolating it. Might have something to do with the ph of the apples being toward the acidic like oranges do. Also Chicha, Masato and pulque. Spit is what's up.

  • @TheFruitMugger
    @TheFruitMugger 7 лет назад +55

    So basically they made awful screwdrivers

  • @ccrpalex2456
    @ccrpalex2456 7 лет назад +22

    should have at least tested alcohol content in that prison wine. I wanna know whether it had any alcohol or not.

  • @technician122
    @technician122 4 года назад +3

    Jarvis Masters was one of the guys that helped make the Prison Spears that killed a San Quentin guard in the 80's. That was what got him his death sentence.

  • @mikegrayjr6527
    @mikegrayjr6527 5 лет назад +64

    😂😂😂 lmaooooo and you made that so wrong tho .... ketchup come on in all my 5 years locked up .I have never seen or used ketchup 😂😂😂

    • @brokeasdope
      @brokeasdope 4 года назад +2

      Can't even get ketchup in packages

    • @crispy9377
      @crispy9377 4 года назад +2

      said the exact same thing, vinegar, so it doesnt get infected?? fool, i want that shit infected! i want it burnin with the shit Charlie Sheen has

    • @rubensantos1037
      @rubensantos1037 4 года назад +2

      We used a bottle of ketchup a box of sugar cubes and a gal of water.....all the time.

    • @codemansuchanek5628
      @codemansuchanek5628 4 года назад +1

      Right? We used bread from the chow hall and oranges. Im still looking for a video of racks. Idk if youve made those locked up.

    • @SombreroPharoah
      @SombreroPharoah 3 года назад

      Ketchup acetic acid would increase chance of vinegar being made instead too

  • @WardsROverrated
    @WardsROverrated 7 лет назад +26

    This reminded me so much of a beverage we do here in Mexico called Tepache. It's something like that but it actually tastes good, takes 3 or 4 days to ferment and doesn't involve ketchup and its very safe to do even when it also involves using the bacteria on the fruit. Maybe give it a try!

    • @christianterrill3503
      @christianterrill3503 7 лет назад

      is that the drink where the women chew up stuff and spit it out to make the booze?

    • @WardsROverrated
      @WardsROverrated 7 лет назад +5

      Christian Terrill Nope, that one is from Colombia, its called chicha, although both tepache and chicha were originally made with corn so I guess they share that.

    • @tonibaloni12
      @tonibaloni12 7 лет назад

      Kvass?

    • @luis12359100
      @luis12359100 7 лет назад +3

      piñaaaaaaaa :D

    • @marija183
      @marija183 7 лет назад

      Tony Eatinsky kvas is Russian

  • @SonyFoLife
    @SonyFoLife 6 лет назад +966

    Might cop some yeast on kitchen duty fam

    • @ToxicAnusPunch
      @ToxicAnusPunch 6 лет назад +45

      RippyTheRazer lol there is none buds. Clearly you’ve never done time. Oats and sugar are locked up. You use peas and bread.

    • @ohhimark5723
      @ohhimark5723 5 лет назад +36

      Fino Menezes this was the funniest story I have heard in a while

    • @spencer5949
      @spencer5949 5 лет назад +2

      you use bread

    • @SAMEntalhealth
      @SAMEntalhealth 5 лет назад +1

      Lmao

    • @thedabbler5539
      @thedabbler5539 5 лет назад

      @@TacoPoweredTimeTraveler lol yep agree

  • @dodgydruid
    @dodgydruid 4 года назад +16

    Our lot in the British prisons use Marmite, does the trick every time hehe

    • @SombreroPharoah
      @SombreroPharoah 3 года назад

      They use Marmite? Seriously? I'm really intrigued, I love marmite lol. If it tastes like it I'd give that a go.

    • @Loungemermaid
      @Loungemermaid 3 года назад

      Oh damn I bet that wouldn’t be half bad

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 2 года назад

      Isn't that stuff a yeast product?

  • @benmuller2785
    @benmuller2785 4 года назад +4

    oh, and the tomato sauce is nutrient for the yeast. Look up Tomato Paste Wash. its a pretty common recipe. But normally involves sterilising everything. Bacteria is the last thing you want in the brew.

  • @ViridianElf
    @ViridianElf 7 лет назад +150

    When people start living in Mars I'm making a wine company up there called "Pruno Mars".

  • @carbar64
    @carbar64 6 лет назад +566

    Whoever wrote the subtitles for this video is nothing short of a Genius, so funny that i actually exhaled hard out of my nose at 7:45.
    Thank you Caption Captain, you truly made my day!

    • @BrandtHughes
      @BrandtHughes 6 лет назад +26

      Thanks for watching! 👍

    • @romeoromero9612
      @romeoromero9612 6 лет назад +6

      That was great, thank you

    • @CherryDKaya
      @CherryDKaya 6 лет назад +6

      It’s really not that funny

    • @esunshinexo
      @esunshinexo 6 лет назад +26

      Soviet jerry Mouse well he didn’t say it was THAT funny, just funny enough to exhale through the nose a little harder

    • @yasserskii2455
      @yasserskii2455 6 лет назад +1

      Carlos Barranco what?!?

  • @TheBrownstains
    @TheBrownstains 5 лет назад +41

    None of these people in the comments have ever made pruno... 😂 the only juice you use is juice you squeeze! Bottled juice will not work as good at all, it’s packed full of preservatives witch stops the fermentation process, same with fruit cocktails. Squeezed oranges sugar packets or jolly ranchers and bread is all you need. In jail we shower with it and sleep with and keep it on our waist band 24/7 to keep it warm! 12 days and your good to go, if you do it to long it will turn to vinegar.

    • @logdogmusic5297
      @logdogmusic5297 5 лет назад +2

      I beg to differ

    • @TheBrownstains
      @TheBrownstains 5 лет назад +1

      the green cat yeah.... ok

    • @smugly6793
      @smugly6793 4 года назад

      That’s just outright wrong

    • @Gkitchens1
      @Gkitchens1 4 года назад

      Trust me. Bottled juice still ferments just as quickly under the same circumstances.

  • @spikelove9533
    @spikelove9533 5 лет назад +3

    There is wild yeast in the air you can ferment oranges by just leaving them in a bowl smushed up with a little water and sugar
    Tomato paste is a good yeast nutrient maybe that's where the ketchup comes in? Anyway it is very possible to ferment fruit with out adding yeast and not having bacteria and mold spoil it. Oranges are a good choice because of the natural sugars and the citric acid mixed with water makes a ph the yeast like.

  • @gardenguyvic
    @gardenguyvic 5 лет назад +20

    My grandpa taught me to make 1 week "wine" when I was like 15. I blame him for my crippling alcoholism. lmfao

  • @johnwongkimsiong3807
    @johnwongkimsiong3807 7 лет назад +25

    I think you gotta activate the bakers yeast with warm juice before putting it in.

    • @wobblysauce
      @wobblysauce 7 лет назад +6

      +

    • @scottyweimuller6152
      @scottyweimuller6152 7 лет назад +3

      John Wong Kim Siong you do a yeast bomb which is yeast with sugar and 90 degree water then you add it to the wash. Bakers yeast sucks you either have to use distillers yeast or turbo yeast which is pure shit and add yeast nutrient and balance the pH of the wash if you want to get a high yield.

  • @Omar-zo6ux
    @Omar-zo6ux 4 года назад +1

    In 4th grade I forgot my lunch box during winter break. I had also left an almost full bottle of Minute Maid mixed berry juice. When I get back the juice is carbonated but not as much as soda. When I open the cap it makes a pop noise and smelled exactly like wine.
    I threw it in the trash.

  • @laykantheealien5722
    @laykantheealien5722 5 лет назад +8

    In prison you know it's done when you pretty much don't have to burp it anymore

    • @VT-tz5bm
      @VT-tz5bm 3 года назад

      Are you single

  • @anne-droid4263
    @anne-droid4263 7 лет назад +81

    You will not get botulism poisoning from the pruno--it's too acidic for that particular bacterium.

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад

      The CDC disagrees with your findings: www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/mm6205a3.htm

    • @anne-droid4263
      @anne-droid4263 7 лет назад +46

      Note the ingredients they list--nothing high in acid. I have 40 years in microbiology, and I guarantee you that the pH of orange juice is too low for Clostridium botulinum to thrive.

    • @ModernRogue
      @ModernRogue  7 лет назад +24

      oh, wow! Then I stand corrected. Thanks!

    • @Cjphylac
      @Cjphylac 7 лет назад +1

      you mean high in pH? not to mention you would need a completely anorobic environment for Clostridium botulinum to thrive. they introduced oxygen at the beggining of the ferment and routinely opened the bag to release co2 over ten days. And then of course you have to consider that since they made this in a plastic bag it would have been oxygen permiable anyway.

    • @ezansiyoum1234
      @ezansiyoum1234 7 лет назад

      yea i learned that in my food science class, botulism needs low acidity foods to be able to thrive in it

  • @NickG316
    @NickG316 7 лет назад +30

    You can also make pruno from hand sanitizer and kool aid.

  • @jay90723
    @jay90723 5 лет назад +2

    I use bread yeast, but you have to wait a little longer. Usually takes about 15 days, on the firstcday you need to place itvon a warm area and place it in a cool dark place.

  • @sheeeitmayn4384
    @sheeeitmayn4384 3 года назад +2

    Kids, when you see containers marked Methanol, make sure you drink the entire bottle as fast as you can. Ancient chinese wisdom says it helps with eyesight

    • @wokedog1799
      @wokedog1799 2 года назад

      Isn't that the toxic runoff from stilling?

  • @wickedninja8599
    @wickedninja8599 7 лет назад +11

    Botulism is anaerobic, and would not be in the prison hooch because that is an aerobic environment. But, you could get other illnesses though.

  • @gazi3251
    @gazi3251 7 лет назад +23

    Please drink that with a life straw.

  • @12201185234
    @12201185234 5 лет назад +3

    Prisoners usually add yeast or at least uncooked bread dough smuggled from the kitchen.

  • @StealthTheUnknown
    @StealthTheUnknown 3 года назад +12

    I basically make my own “prison wine,” but I use welch’s grape juice in the half gallon bottles, replacing about a cup and a half with sugar, pitching bread yeast, shaking until all is dissolved, rubberbanding a coffee filter over the cap and keeping it stored in a dark place with a loose cap for about 2 weeks (or until fermentation stops.)
    Let it clear and de-gas, close it properly, pour carefully, and enjoy.

    • @StealthTheUnknown
      @StealthTheUnknown 2 года назад +1

      @Waffles no lol. Make everything as sterile as you can reasonably get it.
      You’ll always get trace amounts of methanol- but you also get trace amounts of methanol in things like apple juice. In fact, you get enough methanol in apple juice that drinking a gallon of it (idk why you WOULD but hear me out) would give you a hangover.
      Where things go wrong are when your fermentation gets contaminated by some fungus or bacteria. If you sterilize/sanitize you equipment, or you ferment the juice in the same container it was pasteurized in and don’t contaminate it, you’re fine. Oh, and make sure your airlock or air filter is good and restrictive enough that there’s always a slight positive pressure in the fermentation vessel while it’s going - I like to use a paper towel or coffee filter soaked with some rubbing alcohol, rubberbanded over a slightly loose cap.

    • @hexagonist23
      @hexagonist23 2 года назад

      Did you go blind?

    • @StealthTheUnknown
      @StealthTheUnknown 2 года назад +1

      @@hexagonist23 no, because I’m not an idiot about it. I do it at good temperatures and use good juice, good yeast, good sugar, and keep everything sanitized

    • @hexagonist23
      @hexagonist23 2 года назад

      @@StealthTheUnknown What yeast do you use and how much?

  • @Schizo_Anarchist
    @Schizo_Anarchist 5 лет назад +929

    pruno mars
    Edit : first of all thanks for the likes second of all why?

    • @xepic213x5
      @xepic213x5 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @Crowborn
      @Crowborn 5 лет назад +2

      My sides

    • @DreamFactories
      @DreamFactories 5 лет назад +19

      The edit is even funnier than the original comment

    • @1valentine
      @1valentine 5 лет назад

      dab dab

    • @havvik3505
      @havvik3505 5 лет назад +4

      That's what I like,
      That's what I like.
      (Not sorry)

  • @Alckee6904
    @Alckee6904 7 лет назад +283

    But can it run crysis?

    • @coconutpole9455
      @coconutpole9455 7 лет назад +9

      Garrett Howard but can it run mine sweeper

    • @henrythehoover4363
      @henrythehoover4363 7 лет назад +2

      Coconut Pole can it run pong

    • @AnonYMooseBoG
      @AnonYMooseBoG 7 лет назад +6

      Garrett Howard No, but it can run DOOM.

    • @hvit
      @hvit 6 лет назад

      can it run solitaire at 1280x1024 at 3 fps?

    • @sveinndagur
      @sveinndagur 6 лет назад +1

      I can't believe there are still people using this meme.

  • @joshkw2328
    @joshkw2328 4 года назад +6

    8:55, Oh god I can't escape the stench!
    - Brian Brushwood of the Modern Rogue

  • @Mr-Tibbster
    @Mr-Tibbster 3 года назад +1

    I've made wine with grapes, bread yeast and the balloon method before, works fine, though not the best stuff (I used table grapes which is terrible for wine making, seek out seeded wine grapes). I recomend though, with the yeast, you wake it up first in a bit of luke warm water, and "then" pour it into the juice (and that might have been the problem with your bread yeast one).

  • @matthewconnermr.gensin5417
    @matthewconnermr.gensin5417 7 лет назад +8

    If you haven't already, re-watch this with captions on. The editor left a few fun lines.

  • @Redvelvetgirl14
    @Redvelvetgirl14 7 лет назад +547

    THIS IS WHAT POUSSEY DID ON ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK 😂😂

  • @spyidr1892
    @spyidr1892 4 года назад +3

    U could do orange slices, water ,bread and granulated sugar
    But at home you could do juice concentrate that has sugar in it, wine yeast, and a airlock for the top

    • @spyidr1892
      @spyidr1892 4 года назад

      I wrote this while watching and just realised they tried the juice one

  • @Erick30010
    @Erick30010 4 года назад +73

    What impresses me ...
    In ten days he didn't change clothes

    • @itswhatevermerrissa7880
      @itswhatevermerrissa7880 4 года назад +1

      Erick30010 wtf i didn’t realize lol

    • @anarkizt
      @anarkizt 4 года назад

      Yeah he did his T-shirt is different it went from Amendment 21 Modern Rogue to .... a lock picking one?