ARTHUR MORGAN'S FUNNIEST JOKES MONTAGE! Red Dead Redemption 2

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  • @Tyrannicon
    @Tyrannicon  5 лет назад +850

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  • @takeaholiday
    @takeaholiday 2 года назад +2048

    Sad detail that Hosea was one of the only people aside from John who genuinely laughed at Arthur’s dry humor.

    • @THELORDOFMILK
      @THELORDOFMILK Год назад +267

      Sean definitely laughed at his joke but I feel like that’s just cause Sean was basically the clown of the gang. God Sean is so relatable 😂

    • @ofaoilleachain
      @ofaoilleachain Год назад +95

      @@THELORDOFMILK Seán is also Irish...it's literally our culture over here to take the mick out of people 😂

    • @thevoicewithin9845
      @thevoicewithin9845 Год назад

      ​@fionn5602 Same here in Scotland my Irish brother!
      Taking the piss is an art form up this neck of the woods. Having a sense of humour is a requirement for survival!
      Shame the English didn't get the memo... Miserable bustards that they are 😂😂 (THIS IS A JOKE - just in case any of the "1-2 snowflake crew" see this comment...)

    • @Danfrombackhome
      @Danfrombackhome 7 месяцев назад +9

      I would have always been laughing at his quips

  • @dylanarmstrong9328
    @dylanarmstrong9328 5 лет назад +12341

    One of my personal favorites:
    Arthur: That's a nice animal you got there.
    Guy on Horse: Well thanks!
    Arthur: I was talking to the horse.

    • @navyvet7138
      @navyvet7138 5 лет назад +382

      I thought John only said this because I have tried this with Arthur and he has never said this

    • @margad0928
      @margad0928 5 лет назад +93

      Does arthur say that? Cuz i think only john says that

    • @dylanarmstrong9328
      @dylanarmstrong9328 5 лет назад +205

      @@margad0928 Yup he says it. Idk how to trigger it, because I saw it in a video, but he definitely said it.

    • @SpiderManpeterxxxparker
      @SpiderManpeterxxxparker 5 лет назад +19

      John says that lol

    • @kiyavas1879
      @kiyavas1879 5 лет назад +9

      @nutflixx thanks

  • @theknight7229
    @theknight7229 5 лет назад +2339

    Missed the best one:
    Micah in jail
    Micah:I used too look up to you Arthur...
    Arthur:...that’s your first mistake

    • @arthurmorgan6752
      @arthurmorgan6752 5 лет назад +39

      Micah’s got lumbago

    • @thespectreacer1755
      @thespectreacer1755 5 лет назад +13

      Nah the best "let's hope it bites u first dutch

    • @m_q802
      @m_q802 5 лет назад +24

      Nah the best one is on the last train robbery when the train doesn't stop on the station and Arthur tells everyone
      "Should I just... Sneak on now?"

    • @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830
      @damnsonwheredyoufindthis.3830 5 лет назад +14

      @@thespectreacer1755 Its not a joke but i still found it funny how Dutch was "surely it takes more than a big prehistoric reptile to scare you"
      But then few moments later is like "i don't wanna know what just brushed against my leg. "

    • @ThePucci
      @ThePucci 4 года назад

      Not funny, filosophical

  • @willyframadhan
    @willyframadhan 4 года назад +4172

    Arthur: "that's a really kind face"
    Stranger: "thanks"
    Arthur: "a kind I like to punch"

    • @Red-qk7hv
      @Red-qk7hv 4 года назад +183

      Man the combination dialogues in this game is amazing

    • @baffled_hawk
      @baffled_hawk 4 года назад +144

      Ah yes, the classic greet, greet, ANTAGONIZE!!

    • @parth3074
      @parth3074 4 года назад +86

      John-that's a beautiful animal
      Stranger-thank you kindly
      John-I was talking to the horse
      I died😂

    • @adifishman4857
      @adifishman4857 3 года назад

      bacot

    • @CLA82529
      @CLA82529 2 года назад +8

      @@Red-qk7hv wait we can combine greet and antagonize???

  • @MrHunterWiseman
    @MrHunterWiseman 4 года назад +9182

    Arthur really was in his own world. No one appreciated his humor and wisdom.

    • @paulwilkinson4073
      @paulwilkinson4073 4 года назад +466

      I know best video game character ever created in my opinion

    • @cthulhufhtagn3210
      @cthulhufhtagn3210 4 года назад +48

      @@paulwilkinson4073 fax

    • @nadja9055
      @nadja9055 3 года назад +32

      @@paulwilkinson4073 ofc

    • @bena1289
      @bena1289 3 года назад +65

      R.I.P Arthur

    • @phoenix5516
      @phoenix5516 3 года назад +69

      He was but I got his humor

  • @thetinthdoctor
    @thetinthdoctor 5 лет назад +6699

    My favourite:
    Javier: "Well, that could of gone smoother."
    Arthur: "That'll be on my gravestone."

    • @Darkz92
      @Darkz92 5 лет назад +37

      Craggsy's Creed time stamp pls

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna 5 лет назад +498

      Rockstar needs to add an update that puts that on Arthur's gravestone.

    • @blackstardragon_
      @blackstardragon_ 5 лет назад +2

      Craggsy's Creed
      Haha

    • @amosburton1505
      @amosburton1505 5 лет назад +101

      Guy looking at broken crab trap, “Well only something huge could do this”
      Arthur: “that’s what she said”

    • @lotharvazquez4593
      @lotharvazquez4593 5 лет назад +4

      When did he say that?? Lmao

  • @therealhokage2490
    @therealhokage2490 5 лет назад +2841

    Arthur to John: "Look who it is, father of the year!"
    John: "Oh shut up Arthur."
    Arthur: "Hey, why don't you go spend some time with Jack. You know, go out fishing or swimming or something? Oh that's right, you can't even swim!

    • @nolisaguerra3277
      @nolisaguerra3277 5 лет назад +225

      theres one too like "cant shoot cant swim what else cant you do?" which is hilarious

    • @arthurmorgan2098
      @arthurmorgan2098 5 лет назад +12

      Ha I remember. I remember.

    • @x15tian
      @x15tian 5 лет назад +38

      Funny that jack can’t swim in rdr1

    • @brokenprince6698
      @brokenprince6698 4 года назад +46

      @@x15tian like father like son

    • @herberttheplant
      @herberttheplant 4 года назад +56

      If i were john my reaction would be: how's your son?

  • @knusperstange_5653
    @knusperstange_5653 5 лет назад +4987

    Last time i bullied everybody in the Camp Arthur said: "Careful everybody, Dutch is thinking again."
    I laughed so good XD

    • @chrjst0per
      @chrjst0per 5 лет назад +65

      Rock me Falco i enjoyed that😂😂😂

    • @jft2nd
      @jft2nd 5 лет назад +12

      LMFAO

    • @NoCrazyOverHere
      @NoCrazyOverHere 5 лет назад +96

      Careful people, dutch has a plan again.

    • @ghost_ender8298
      @ghost_ender8298 5 лет назад +188

      My favourite was
      You actually gonna make a plan now , other than mangoes in tahiti ?
      Dutch legit knocked me out for that one

    • @mymaingotbanned_not5816
      @mymaingotbanned_not5816 5 лет назад +5

      I got that once when he was reading a book.

  • @redvice6210
    @redvice6210 4 года назад +7891

    My favorite when Arthur catches a fish:
    “You sir, are a fish!”

  • @thelifeofpewpew3290
    @thelifeofpewpew3290 3 года назад +2664

    Arthur was actually so smart! He was quick witted, funny, could swim, was a philosopher could write very well and could draw really good!!

    • @drake-rq9nn
      @drake-rq9nn 3 года назад +247

      Ah yes arthur's 1 trump card on john he could swim

    • @oimate6357
      @oimate6357 3 года назад +170

      @@drake-rq9nn and he could draw and he wasn’t just wise he was also intelligent
      And he had 2 hand guns and 2 back guns
      And he actually cared about his horses
      And his outfits where way better
      And he was physically stronger
      So yeah Arthur has a lot of trump cards over john

    • @officerwalter8877
      @officerwalter8877 3 года назад +56

      There’s also the fact that not only can he draw well but he can also draw fast

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 3 года назад +61

      @@officerwalter8877 ikr can’t imagine Arthur taking the time to learn beyond sketching. In an alternate universe he’s probably a famous painter lmao

    • @brucesnow7125
      @brucesnow7125 2 года назад +107

      He's ridiculously wise guy who has a tough exterior and acts dumb around everyone. Notice how Hosea actually knows that Arthur is way smarter than he lets on. Dutch though, he fully believes that Arthur is just a dumb brute. It just shows how Hosea is a great father figure to him, while Dutch doesn't even know him well.

  • @mrblackandwhite5104
    @mrblackandwhite5104 5 лет назад +4602

    My favourite
    German: speaks German
    Arthur: how did someone come up with them words???

  • @thaniofficial
    @thaniofficial 5 лет назад +4765

    "They, They got Micah in the sheriffs in Strawberry. There's talks of hanging him!"
    " *Here's Hoping!* "
    "ORTHUR"

  • @lostuser1094
    @lostuser1094 5 лет назад +4251

    Arthur has got to be the wittiest game protagonist, such a joy to play as.

  • @imsodone-1910
    @imsodone-1910 4 года назад +1840

    "How you doing?"
    "I'm miserable."
    Felt that Arthur.

    • @Erri_17
      @Erri_17 3 года назад +23

      As someone who is living in the north, having snow and cold and dark over half of the year really puts my mood to it

    • @torianholt2752
      @torianholt2752 3 года назад +8

      @@Erri_17 One man's hell I guess...I'd love to be in the cold dark of winter right now myself.

    • @josuearielariasv.8041
      @josuearielariasv.8041 Год назад +6

      Humanity in a nutshell

    • @jpfyt
      @jpfyt Год назад +1

      mood

  • @enzoerwin3464
    @enzoerwin3464 3 года назад +518

    Arthur talking to someone playing an instrument: “that’s sounds nice”
    The guy playing the instrument: “thank you”
    Arthur: “when it’s played right”

  • @feelyaalien3099
    @feelyaalien3099 5 лет назад +877

    "Even i know about Penelope and you and i've only been here for 10 minutes!"
    ~Arthur Morgan

  • @nayemrocks
    @nayemrocks 5 лет назад +6188

    "Is this trolley going to tahiti?"
    I died.

  • @Jamesamong007
    @Jamesamong007 5 лет назад +3690

    "Who is that?"
    "ARTHUR, YOU DUMBASS!!"
    Lmfao.

    • @GigaDonk
      @GigaDonk 5 лет назад +124

      i like how dumb ass was something used in the 1890s.

    • @Gtahackerpoison
      @Gtahackerpoison 5 лет назад +16

      @@GigaDonk you know the actors and game is developed in 2018 .. so maybe it was not used back in the day...

    • @zenith8417
      @zenith8417 5 лет назад +35

      @@Gtahackerpoison I doubt it. Rockstar wouldn't let such a common phrase be in the game if it wasn't used around those times.

    • @cosmicspacebub5978
      @cosmicspacebub5978 5 лет назад +48

      Lol when my Arthur first said it, he said it to bill which really fit for him 😂😂

    • @islime3602
      @islime3602 5 лет назад

      @@Gtahackerpoison r/woooosh

  • @aresbastoni
    @aresbastoni 4 года назад +893

    Arthur to John: "You might be the first bastard to ever have half his brains eaten by a wolf and end up more intelligent."
    A day later...
    Arthur to John again: "Next time, let the wolves eat all your brain then you'll be a genius."

  • @cypherpunk7675
    @cypherpunk7675 4 года назад +727

    "That's a mighty fine horse you got there."
    "That's kind of you to say."
    "How long have you been married?"

  • @Raven68524
    @Raven68524 5 лет назад +1409

    "I got a serious medical condition."
    "Yes. You are a compulsive liar!"
    My favorite lmfao!

    • @JustSomeGuyWithAMug
      @JustSomeGuyWithAMug 4 года назад +23

      He has lumbago and its a slow and painfull death

    • @ironcladstudios971
      @ironcladstudios971 4 года назад +10

      @@JustSomeGuyWithAMug Ah yes.....lUmBaGo.

    • @eugenesledge9580
      @eugenesledge9580 4 года назад +24

      Uncle: It's now or never
      Arthur: Then it's never

    • @torianholt2752
      @torianholt2752 3 года назад +2

      @@eugenesledge9580 Uncle lived...to be a slob another day 😆

    • @mrmeme9991
      @mrmeme9991 3 года назад +3

      @@JustSomeGuyWithAMug LuMbAgO

  • @MythicEnforcer
    @MythicEnforcer 5 лет назад +2785

    "You must be nervous being this close to the water." I'm dead 😂

    • @NoCrazyOverHere
      @NoCrazyOverHere 5 лет назад +6

      MythicEnforcer i read that as i said it

    • @rehtric7166
      @rehtric7166 4 года назад +2

      If your dead how did you type this

    • @u.s.a3940
      @u.s.a3940 4 года назад +2

      @@rehtric7166 r/woooosh

    • @u.s.a3940
      @u.s.a3940 4 года назад

      @xiax I can't believe PEWDIEPIE commented on my video😀
      ruclips.net/video/u--D_KYGnNs/видео.html

    • @brittanydrye5426
      @brittanydrye5426 4 года назад +12

      Somebody get John some waterwings

  • @harryturner767
    @harryturner767 5 лет назад +1417

    Missed the best one, on the last train robbery where it’s supposed to stop but doesn’t. ‘Should I just... sneak on now?’

    • @alinpetrescu2309
      @alinpetrescu2309 5 лет назад +70

      I think that one was my favourite XD

    • @Thegamercom-se8hc
      @Thegamercom-se8hc 5 лет назад +6

      Same here

    • @codylauren
      @codylauren 5 лет назад +42

      I laughed at that and he throws his hands out like....be my guest haha

    • @evancornell5820
      @evancornell5820 5 лет назад +5

      I think it was *sneak on now" ,but youre right. Even arthurs *shall we* gesture was a trip.

    • @jacksongregory9487
      @jacksongregory9487 5 лет назад +1

      Harry Turner I honestly died when he said that shit

  • @fleabaguette9699
    @fleabaguette9699 4 года назад +385

    Arthur was such a good character. His wit, wisdom, and view of the world was such a good experience in the game. I loved even flipping through his journal just to read what he thought of the world and events happening.

    • @landobrown186
      @landobrown186 4 года назад +12

      For sure.

    • @kimoleia9979
      @kimoleia9979 11 месяцев назад +3

      Yk it’s a good when it got you reading the optional journal entries

    • @IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD
      @IMADINOSAURNOTABIRD 6 месяцев назад

      I love looking at his goofy sketches. They give him so much character. The stupid snapping turtle, the cutesy horse pictures, they just make him so so human

  • @spaceiscool6685
    @spaceiscool6685 4 года назад +1897

    Your forgetting one
    Arthur: you look like a women I knew once
    Stanger: : )
    Arthur: She was a good horse

    • @MrClauried
      @MrClauried 3 года назад +41

      : ((((

    • @nothet
      @nothet 3 года назад +35

      Bodicaea

    • @elmatapacos7441
      @elmatapacos7441 2 года назад +5

      idk,i would take it as a compliment,because horses are beautiful

    • @elmatapacos7441
      @elmatapacos7441 2 года назад +5

      Pirata RIP 1899-1899 best horse

    • @mrdoe3469
      @mrdoe3469 Год назад +2

      @@elmatapacos7441 may they giddy up into the golden hour

  • @joaovictorteixeira3294
    @joaovictorteixeira3294 5 лет назад +2762

    Theres another one when Arthur goes fishing with kieran.
    Kieran: "I saved you Arthur"
    Arthur:"And i save you every day i dont kill you"

    • @harfast10
      @harfast10 4 года назад +167

      Then the man skinny dipping swims past. So is this why you like to come here?

    • @maximilianwikstrom6688
      @maximilianwikstrom6688 4 года назад +40

      @@harfast10 That one was so underrated

    • @Doinstuffman
      @Doinstuffman 4 года назад +65

      Then if you antagonize the skinny Dipper: "why don't you get the hell outta here 'fore we hook that maggot a yours, and see what's REALLY bitin'!"

    • @revenant2160
      @revenant2160 4 года назад +4

      @@Doinstuffman was it just me who killed him in my second play through and checked if rockstar made ALL tge details of the dipper

    • @LukaTisus
      @LukaTisus 4 года назад +11

      @@harfast10 My third playthrough I encountered the skinny dipper again, and he was still yapping about huge fish. I happened to go back to the spot where the legendary bluegill was and hooked out a friggin monster smallmouth bass!

  • @hanifairie
    @hanifairie 5 лет назад +1395

    I feel like John Marston got his sense of humor from Arthur. I loved his witty & sarcastic remarks in RDR1.

    • @dinominate69
      @dinominate69 5 лет назад +240

      I dont doubt that. Arthur was likr the big brother thats good at everything. Pretty sure john picked somethig from him 😂

    • @moth-corpse
      @moth-corpse 5 лет назад +187

      Dude, Arthur turned John into the John we see in RDR1. If they had never met, he would still be dumb, immature and useless.

    • @soykilosmoke477
      @soykilosmoke477 5 лет назад +20

      @@moth-corpse i mean not useless but the other ones I agree

    • @mrs_chin
      @mrs_chin 5 лет назад +30

      Rip Van Winkle.

    • @A_29886
      @A_29886 5 лет назад +4

      Arthur is just copy and pasted John rdr 1 personality

  • @gjeraonyt1356
    @gjeraonyt1356 5 лет назад +2627

    You forgot my favorite
    Beau: Ive got secrets of my own
    Arthur: Are you secretly normal?
    Beau: What?
    Arthur: Never mind

    • @abbyav91
      @abbyav91 5 лет назад +7

      Mr. Ojinaga man that’s one of my favorites lines of Arthur 😂

    • @joaquinperez4830
      @joaquinperez4830 5 лет назад +45

      He didn't put my favorite either, when you're doing the mission for the boat and the engineer is explaining everything, and you say, "...oh, it's a toy boat!"

    • @gjeraonyt1356
      @gjeraonyt1356 5 лет назад +13

      @@joaquinperez4830 "It is not a toy big nuts!"

    • @Mom0f5ive
      @Mom0f5ive 5 лет назад +3

      I was waiting for this one! I'm glad I'm not the only one that really enjoyed that lol

    • @sethsepulveda9728
      @sethsepulveda9728 5 лет назад +1

      Mr. Ojinaga man R

  • @ex.c0
    @ex.c0 4 года назад +385

    Micah: You can Fight. But you can’t think
    Arthur: You can’t do either.
    *Triggerd noise*
    4:34

  • @bernardosantos8020
    @bernardosantos8020 3 года назад +147

    I always crack up when Dutch says “Dear lord, a few more like her and we could take on the whole world” and Arthur replying “a few more like her and we wouldn’t have much of a world left”

  • @bruh_lol4817
    @bruh_lol4817 5 лет назад +4372

    When Arthur goes to heaven and sees Lenny
    “HAHA FOUND YA LENNY”

    • @joelwilliams4111
      @joelwilliams4111 5 лет назад +152

      When I seen lenny die I cried

    • @RileyAiC
      @RileyAiC 5 лет назад +72

      Thats a wholesome meme!

    • @jaden495
      @jaden495 5 лет назад +23

      Best one yet

    • @azuremorpho
      @azuremorpho 4 года назад +66

      @@joelwilliams4111 yeah i did too. It was just so fast and the opposite of an epic death. He just ran into those guys and boom, dead.

    • @Mamotraxer21
      @Mamotraxer21 4 года назад +38

      Lenny mah boah!!!

  • @quigongym5206
    @quigongym5206 5 лет назад +1207

    Call me crazy but... I think aurthur wanted to go to Tahiti

    • @greezymajor174
      @greezymajor174 5 лет назад +33

      _ Son of Pepe At First, But After He Learned He Sick He Wanted To Go Out West Like Armadillo Hoping To Beat The TB

    • @JJOOKER
      @JJOOKER 5 лет назад +10

      @@greezymajor174 Even if he got there its would only ease the symptoms... not to mention that if someone take it they need to take the medicine in the first 6 months or they risk not be cured so yeah its way difficult then just rest in a dry place...

    • @dutchvanderlinde513
      @dutchvanderlinde513 5 лет назад +3

      Yes, me too.

    • @thepanman436
      @thepanman436 5 лет назад

      He wanted to go to guarma

    • @ecwfaithful
      @ecwfaithful 5 лет назад

      @@greezymajor174 But then he would have Cholera to deal with

  • @Eviloops
    @Eviloops 5 лет назад +3198

    Micah: You can fight, but you can't think
    Arthur: You can't do either
    LMFAOOOO💀💀💀

    • @JackGiblenSinger
      @JackGiblenSinger 5 лет назад +48

      My favourite 😂

    • @theamericanboah5435
      @theamericanboah5435 4 года назад +95

      Well that’s actually true he can’t even beat a dying Arthur

    • @theamericanboah5435
      @theamericanboah5435 4 года назад +3

      Audrion Irks yeah especially after he help Archie in annesburg

    • @Anakthemutantmassenjoyer
      @Anakthemutantmassenjoyer 3 года назад +29

      @Audrion Irks you know he’s on another level when the man is barely breathing with the lung capacity of a sandwich bag and he’s knocking people out cold

    • @ThePridePilot
      @ThePridePilot 3 года назад +2

      @@maticstudios You fought a whole war just so you dont have to spell "favourite" with an U?

  • @knueppelkrause
    @knueppelkrause 4 года назад +203

    8:43
    However crappy the situation, Arthur always manages to crack a joke. Teaches you a lot about humour and coping.

  • @dy8244
    @dy8244 4 года назад +233

    Anyone heard Arthur softly laugh and say, “I don’t know why, I find this so entertaining.” While stealing from the Valentine Sheriff with high honor?
    That was one of my favorite moments.

  • @Ace-Intervention
    @Ace-Intervention 5 лет назад +1532

    Arthur: “Does this trolley go to t A h I t I ?”
    Me: *_B o A h_*

  • @Ghost_12144
    @Ghost_12144 5 лет назад +2756

    I love Arthur, without a doubt best rockstar protagonist

  • @mistamemewide
    @mistamemewide 5 лет назад +1779

    *_”DOES THIS TROLLEY GO TO TAHITI?!”_*

  • @basketballadigonzalez5561
    @basketballadigonzalez5561 4 года назад +225

    My favorite is: “ I didn’t know I was talkin’ to a LADY.”

    • @gerso3662
      @gerso3662 3 года назад +8

      Mine is:
      "And if needs be we can eat you, you're the fattest"

    • @TheJanvicgwaps
      @TheJanvicgwaps 2 года назад +10

      Can I turn myself in?
      Lmao at that one after learning hes got $5k to his head.

    • @basketballadigonzalez5561
      @basketballadigonzalez5561 2 года назад +2

      @@TheJanvicgwaps $5,000 for your head alone

  • @thoughtsanddreams2555
    @thoughtsanddreams2555 4 года назад +112

    My favorite line that Arthur says when antagonizing Micah is "The hell kind of a name is Micah anyway"

  • @mojo_joju
    @mojo_joju 5 лет назад +1216

    "I WISH YOU STAYED AT SEA".
    "oh here we go".
    "WITH ALL THE OTHER WALRUSES".
    My favourite diss of Arthur and Pearson

    • @DivingHawker
      @DivingHawker Год назад +4

      Oh my freaking God, that one made me laugh non-stop for 2 minutes straight because Pearson actually kind of ressembles a walrus.

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash Год назад +2

      ​@@DivingHawker 💀💀💀

  • @mvnyoongiix
    @mvnyoongiix 5 лет назад +1347

    My favourites:
    Lenny: "They got Micah in the sheriff's in strawberry, there's talk of hanging him."
    Arthur: "Here's Hoping."
    Dutch: "ArTHuR"
    Beau: "Don't worry, your secret's safe with me."
    Arthur: "What secret?"
    Beau "I've got a secret of my own."
    Arthur: "Are you secretly normal?"
    Beau: "Excuse me?"
    Arthur: "Nevermind."
    Micah: "I used to look up to you Arthur.."
    Arthur: "That's your first mistake."

    • @pepe648
      @pepe648 4 года назад +86

      Arthur: I hear Tahitis nice hop on a train to saint Denis and go on a boat from there but avoid guarma
      Captain Monroe: where?
      Arthur: forget about it

    • @andrewcontreras2668
      @andrewcontreras2668 3 года назад +12

      First mistake one is so underrated

    • @MAEX25
      @MAEX25 2 года назад +24

      Arthur to John: „You may be the only man who gets half his brain eaten by wolfs and become more intelligent.“
      🤣🤣

    • @mikegallant811
      @mikegallant811 Год назад +2

      Regarding Micah... Perhaps Professor Bell should have tried out his electric chair on Micah.

    • @gisi5276
      @gisi5276 11 месяцев назад

      Dutch saying his name like a true dad

  • @MostDopeLarry
    @MostDopeLarry 5 лет назад +666

    Arthur: Because i will break everybone in your body . not one more damn word .
    Kieren:Okay Okay
    Arthur: Thats Two bones

    • @tacosombrero1879
      @tacosombrero1879 5 лет назад +13

      Ironically I cracked a rib from laughing too hard.

    • @zachinhyrule2351
      @zachinhyrule2351 4 года назад

      Im gonna say that on rdr2 online. Of course I'll be joking

  • @GH0ST_76
    @GH0ST_76 2 года назад +123

    0:22 the most father son interaction between Arthur and dutch

  • @Stormertheboy
    @Stormertheboy 4 года назад +76

    11:38 Lmaooo even when Arthur contracts a deadly disease he still has the decency to crack a joke

  • @m_q802
    @m_q802 5 лет назад +507

    On the last train heist when the train was supposed to stop but didn't...
    Arthur: "Should I just... Sneak on now?"

  • @raekwonmatthews4347
    @raekwonmatthews4347 5 лет назад +1803

    This Is why we Love Arthur he will be missed.

    • @jowshiboi8964
      @jowshiboi8964 5 лет назад +7

      Why will be missed? He didn't die did He? (If he did not your fault but I only half way through

    • @tarnished4502
      @tarnished4502 5 лет назад +46

      @@jowshiboi8964 don't watch anything related with rdr2 until finish the story

    • @jowshiboi8964
      @jowshiboi8964 5 лет назад +2

      @@tarnished4502 K I will try I just don't get to go on it that much and I love it! (School and my mum doesn't let me much)

    • @lodii7246
      @lodii7246 5 лет назад +14

      @@jowshiboi8964 if your On good Honor
      You will Cry at the end son
      We all have

    • @brodied.6230
      @brodied.6230 5 лет назад +5

      @@lodii7246 I only cried because of the horse not Arthur, but it was sad tho. I had the Kentucky Saddler from the very beginning of the game

  • @sebastiencote1477
    @sebastiencote1477 5 лет назад +1874

    The house building theme in the background makes it a lot better

  • @OfficerBonBon
    @OfficerBonBon 3 года назад +135

    8:17 I couldn't stop laughing when dutch said i heard that in that mission

    • @gerardwayseyelash
      @gerardwayseyelash Год назад +2

      I don't get it

    • @Z.O.1991
      @Z.O.1991 10 месяцев назад

      ​@@gerardwayseyelashBecause Dutch always has a "plan" that always causes someone to either get killed or wounded.

  • @bigshaut1708
    @bigshaut1708 5 лет назад +62

    What I really loved about Arthur is he made the best about any shitty situation. He knew most the time they were being tracked, hunted, wanted by the law, and at a war between other gangs. Yet, he always kept high spirits, always made the best out of a bad situation and was a complete jokester. Arthur is one of, if not, the best character Rockstar had ever created.

  • @chibbs1712
    @chibbs1712 5 лет назад +531

    I love that Arthur becomes significantly funnier once he contracts Tuberculosis, shows that he has an impenetrable sense of humour.

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 3 года назад +34

      Or he just runs out of shits to give since he knows he's dying soon so he just removes the filter on his jokes.

    • @oscarwang7227
      @oscarwang7227 3 года назад +29

      @@lucasmartinez5703 did he ever have a filter? I think the pipe just got wider.

  • @TibiFit
    @TibiFit 5 лет назад +362

    Pearson: I was stranded at sea for fifty days
    Arthur: And you unfortunatelly survived

  • @johnd.zephyr2531
    @johnd.zephyr2531 5 лет назад +835

    You didn't include Arthur's sick burn on those chicks?
    Random chick: Now is that anyway to talk to a lady?
    Arthur: Oh I didn't realize I was talking to a *lady*
    one of his meanest burns for no reason XD

    • @parkerberry9701
      @parkerberry9701 5 лет назад +143

      I got a good one
      Arthur: "If you don't mind me saying, you look very nice"
      Lady: "Thank you"
      Arthur: "If I close my eyes and think of something else!"

    • @tommywisaeu9363
      @tommywisaeu9363 5 лет назад +150

      this is a good one too
      Arthur: you know, you remind me of a girl I used to know..
      Random woman: awh hehe
      Arthur: yeahhh I loved that horse

    • @astronaut-n1c
      @astronaut-n1c 5 лет назад +38

      Arthur in the incest couple's house
      Women: you are hungry ain't ya
      Arthur : NAH, I THINK I JUST LOST MY APPETITE
      me: *oh shit*
      Women: ain't no crime in looking
      Me: *what ?*

    • @jackrothery7425
      @jackrothery7425 5 лет назад +17

      "IT IS MA'AM, SIR IT IS MA" AM"
      Arthur - "Oh, I didn't know i was talking to a lady!"

    • @ike665
      @ike665 5 лет назад +3

      @@tommywisaeu9363 my god best one

  • @netmakeryt1950
    @netmakeryt1950 4 года назад +135

    6:17 “does it pay well?”
    *uRghHrgg*

    • @_Tomas_inooo
      @_Tomas_inooo 4 года назад +5

      Lmao XDD

    • @Erri_17
      @Erri_17 3 года назад +5

      Don't forget the quarter

  • @michellemoonburg4361
    @michellemoonburg4361 4 года назад +97

    2:57 “does this trolley go to Tahiti?” Omg I love it

  • @detrogamus2619
    @detrogamus2619 5 лет назад +570

    random pedestrian in my way
    *OUTTA THE DAMN WAY INTENSIFIES*

    • @arthurmorgan6752
      @arthurmorgan6752 5 лет назад +17

      YOU’RE ALRIGHT BOAH

    • @MrSchplingle79
      @MrSchplingle79 5 лет назад +10

      Tries to get off of horse
      *I'M GONNA ENJOY ROBBING YOU INTENSIFIES*

    • @codynonnemacher221
      @codynonnemacher221 5 лет назад +5

      Random woman looking at me
      *WHAT YOU LOOKING AT WOMAN INTENSITIES*

    • @jasonvolkanov3123
      @jasonvolkanov3123 5 лет назад +1

      Tries to get on horse near a ped
      *CHOKING NOISES INTENSIFIES*

    • @emingmann1400
      @emingmann1400 5 лет назад

      Fuck wagon drivers cause they killed my white Arabian today

  • @mannyram9717
    @mannyram9717 5 лет назад +710

    “Fight this mob? They’ll eat me alive” 😂😂😂😂

    • @jackrothery7425
      @jackrothery7425 5 лет назад

      Thats my favourite

    • @S117M4sterChief
      @S117M4sterChief 5 лет назад +7

      It’s true, no matter the era. Be it in the Stone Age, or today.

    • @macdhomhnaill7721
      @macdhomhnaill7721 5 лет назад +1

      Wreav M'dama Only cause we let em!

    • @rk_092neo
      @rk_092neo 5 лет назад +12

      That line was added to appease the real life SJWs.

    • @geordiejones5618
      @geordiejones5618 5 лет назад +1

      @@rk_092neo i fucking hate people like you and I'd see you all shot if i could.

  • @bestintheworld568
    @bestintheworld568 5 лет назад +583

    Standing 5ft away from Micah after Micah threatens him: “I’ve seen you in action. From that range, you’d miss”
    When the train goes thundering past the gang in the final robbery: “Should I just...sneak on now?”
    Chuckling when Charles and Javier beat Micah up.
    On taking Lenny to rob the trolley station instead of Micah: “Depends if you want a robbery or a massacre.”
    When Arthur and John go to blow up the bridge, they go to light up cigarettes, both look at each other, then round at the coach full of dynamite and immediately put their cigarettes away.
    Edit: The lad from the Grays saying he has more “artistic” tendencies than his cousins and Arthur says “So that’s what they call it now...”
    Just played through to the balloon crash again...
    Sadie “Did you break your neck?”
    Arthur “I don’t think so”
    *Moves head*
    Arthur “Yes, maybe”
    Arthur “I knew a lady that looked a lot like you”
    Random lady “Thanks!”
    Arthur: “Yeeeaah I loved that horse...”
    Another one after Micah finds out Bills real name is Marion and Arthur hears:
    Arthur: “Hey there Mary!”
    Bill: “Shut up...”
    Arthur: “Sorry ma’am”

    • @splattt8088
      @splattt8088 5 лет назад +9

      bestintheworld568 I'm a dumbass, I thought Arthur and John threw the cigarettes away because of Arthur's tuberculosis

    • @jacksongregory9487
      @jacksongregory9487 5 лет назад +7

      The last one though lmao

    • @deadcunt9597
      @deadcunt9597 5 лет назад +1

      When did Charles and Javier beat up Micah?

    • @bestintheworld568
      @bestintheworld568 5 лет назад +4

      Ajaax Javier punched him in the mouth and Charles launched him pretty much half way across camp.

    • @qwertaychicken8265
      @qwertaychicken8265 5 лет назад +12

      Don't forget the "Don't forget the quarter"

  • @voidmaster4189
    @voidmaster4189 3 года назад +86

    Now that's what you call a GREAT character, enough humor enough vigor and badassery and enough compassion and kindness. congrats Rockstar, you did it again

  • @DonCryOn
    @DonCryOn 3 года назад +69

    He even tell jokes in his worst condition...
    Rest in peace arthur morgan✊

  • @madara992
    @madara992 5 лет назад +187

    Charles: do you know what’s the greatest gift of life?
    Arthur: An Unguarded stagecoach?

  • @increase9896
    @increase9896 5 лет назад +427

    Arthur Morgan is easily the best protagonist in any R* game

    • @devilmanlg1500
      @devilmanlg1500 5 лет назад +4

      I'd say he is right behind Tommy Vercetti. But it's close.

    • @Danny_drewthis
      @Danny_drewthis 5 лет назад

      devilmanlg1500 you stole my comment🤣🤣

    • @arthurmorgan6752
      @arthurmorgan6752 5 лет назад +3

      Thanks BOAH

    • @A_29886
      @A_29886 5 лет назад +3

      John: hold my beer

    • @rk_092neo
      @rk_092neo 5 лет назад +11

      @@devilmanlg1500 Arthur is way better than Vercetti and even CJ.

  • @trustworthytim4762
    @trustworthytim4762 5 лет назад +552

    I've got a joke.
    Dutch's plan.

  • @henriquecabral4070
    @henriquecabral4070 4 года назад +78

    8:30 i don't know why but i always laugh out loud when i hear that one

  • @chance2080
    @chance2080 4 года назад +62

    No one:
    Arthur talking to john: ✨ W O L V E S ✨

  • @AngelM-ii2yl
    @AngelM-ii2yl 5 лет назад +285

    “I just want to see you meet your match when it comes to an ancient predator with a big mouth Dutch”
    Lmfao 😂😂😂

  • @jvaughn1945
    @jvaughn1945 5 лет назад +2822

    He has so much more personality than John

    • @brandonmitchell4046
      @brandonmitchell4046 5 лет назад +423

      KryptonicMatter Rdr2 John is way better than Rdr1 John. Especially in the epilogue

    • @colored433
      @colored433 5 лет назад +181

      Maybe you think that because you saw another side of John when he was younger.

    • @st8vie282
      @st8vie282 5 лет назад +442

      John is sarcastic and sublimely witty in rdr a lot of his personality is hidden because hes a man on a mission and doesnt care

    • @robertvt2709
      @robertvt2709 5 лет назад +22

      Thank you, @@brandonmitchell4046 !

    • @JonF-iy1wp
      @JonF-iy1wp 5 лет назад +91

      Brandon Mitchell Lol John is an idiot in Rd2 and really pales in comparison to Arthur, in rd1 he was a lot more cooler

  • @borisborman_6936
    @borisborman_6936 5 лет назад +744

    Arthur: "you must be nervous, being this close to the water. "
    John: "Oh, don't you start"
    This is the best trolling, because this bastard John Marston can't swim, and this is sucks!!!

    • @johnmarston7323
      @johnmarston7323 4 года назад +29

      Hey don't chat shit about my boy John

    • @franciscomacedo4667
      @franciscomacedo4667 3 года назад +10

      @@johnmarston7323 He ain't wrong tho

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ 3 года назад

      @@franciscomacedo4667 LMFAO😂😂

    • @lucasmartinez5703
      @lucasmartinez5703 3 года назад +22

      It's funny because when you control John near a body of water, he actually kind of hyperventilates a little. It's hysterical the level of detail that was packed into this game.

    • @IvanIsYda_
      @IvanIsYda_ 3 года назад

      @@lucasmartinez5703 yeah he does XD

  • @asylumskp4391
    @asylumskp4391 3 года назад +37

    Arthur is like the kid at school who keeps to himself but obliterates people with his jokes/roasts from time to time

  • @Joe-ml4qu
    @Joe-ml4qu 4 года назад +36

    Man this energy from Arthur feels so unintentionally charismatic and it’s so good😂

  • @proxysheen3492
    @proxysheen3492 5 лет назад +480

    Revenge is a fool's game
    -Arthur Morgan

    • @Thegamercom-se8hc
      @Thegamercom-se8hc 5 лет назад +10

      Sure - ARTHUR MORGAN

    • @MrJH101
      @MrJH101 5 лет назад +12

      A very true quote. Although, technically, that was Dutch’s quote that he was repeating when Dutch hadn’t lost his mind yet.

    • @tristebalneario4950
      @tristebalneario4950 5 лет назад +10

      You sir are a fish -Arthur Morgan

    • @Thegamercom-se8hc
      @Thegamercom-se8hc 5 лет назад +1

      @@tristebalneario4950 that's john Marston you pissant

    • @tristebalneario4950
      @tristebalneario4950 5 лет назад

      The gamer.com5012 OUTTA THE DAMN WAY-Black lung

  • @SpiderManpeterxxxparker
    @SpiderManpeterxxxparker 5 лет назад +815

    I became a smart ass because of John and Arthur

    • @wooza5919
      @wooza5919 5 лет назад +20

      John aint even funny, only Arthur

    • @SpiderManpeterxxxparker
      @SpiderManpeterxxxparker 5 лет назад +39

      @@wooza5919 well that's your opinion

    • @darkness2160
      @darkness2160 5 лет назад +5

      Noel Cotelo Jesus....that's a fine vocabulary u got there friend lol
      Do us a favor and get lost...please...haha

    • @astro6151
      @astro6151 5 лет назад +3

      I was already a smart-ass so he didn't really help my case lmfao

    • @morre6894
      @morre6894 5 лет назад

      Noel Only a real beta male that thinks he’s alpha talks like that

  • @kib7045
    @kib7045 5 лет назад +252

    This is why John didn't say anything 'bout Arthur in Rdr1 lmao

    • @bigguschung1616
      @bigguschung1616 5 лет назад +62

      He mentions someone that sounds a lot like arthur to landon ricketts and the marshal, but never says his name

    • @chewiebacca1869
      @chewiebacca1869 5 лет назад

      @@bigguschung1616 What does he say??

    • @bigguschung1616
      @bigguschung1616 5 лет назад +68

      @@chewiebacca1869 he says "now I know why some of the people I admired most in life had a problem with authority" or something like that. This could be referring to Hosea or Dutch too but he had a stronger bond with arthur especially torwards the end

  • @judahbaggerman2294
    @judahbaggerman2294 4 года назад +34

    Beau: Iv'e got secrets of my own
    Arthur: *Are you secretly normal?*
    Beau: Excuse me
    Arthur: Nevermind

  • @j.peters1222
    @j.peters1222 4 года назад +35

    "You're my favorite parasite"
    LOL

  • @reggietjahjadi2722
    @reggietjahjadi2722 5 лет назад +180

    Arthur's is a God of sarcasm. RIP legend

    • @arthurmorgan5136
      @arthurmorgan5136 4 года назад +7

      Im a legend

    • @impoppyyy6143
      @impoppyyy6143 4 года назад

      Legends never die

    • @rainy_dayz272
      @rainy_dayz272 4 года назад +2

      So is John marston he probably learned from arthur tbh

    • @niceguy2568
      @niceguy2568 4 года назад

      😭😭😭

    • @impoppyyy6143
      @impoppyyy6143 4 года назад

      @@rainy_dayz272 That's for sure . And Sadie And Charles are legends

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade 5 лет назад +191

    John: See Arthur? I ain't that dumb...
    Arthur: Next time let the wolves eat all your brain... then you'll be a genius.
    Dammit Arthur you savage beast. You'll always be missed

    • @1stwonder788
      @1stwonder788 4 года назад

      AlphaIkaros first brotherly moment

    • @gabetaylor4757
      @gabetaylor4757 4 года назад

      AlphaIkaros I read this at the same time it played

  • @srj.potatoe9104
    @srj.potatoe9104 5 лет назад +156

    “Does this trolley go to Tahiti?”
    I laughed my ass of during gameplay and died

  • @benjaminwilson1804
    @benjaminwilson1804 4 года назад +31

    6:23 I've been wondering that too Arthur.

  • @arthurmorgan9366
    @arthurmorgan9366 3 года назад +23

    Me and Lenny both faked our deaths so we can't drink all day, my best joke yet!

    • @SQDLowkey
      @SQDLowkey 2 года назад

      If both of you actually did that ingame...

  • @amitr24242
    @amitr24242 5 лет назад +294

    You forgot my favorite with Bill "giving" Arthur knives in "paying a Social Call something" mission...
    ARTHUR: " Next time when you want to give me something, give it to me, instead of hiding it in my bag, waiting for the opportunity to mention it..."
    BILL: " last goddam favor I'm gonna do for you "
    Something along those lines.

    • @eazy___4032
      @eazy___4032 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr

    • @teefeeteefee
      @teefeeteefee 5 лет назад +15

      Or the one when the sheriff asked if they could handle dynamite and he said "anybody but him"

    • @artcarrol9293
      @artcarrol9293 5 лет назад +1

      im matt i think dutch is the one who said that

    • @Livi2112
      @Livi2112 5 лет назад +4

      @@artcarrol9293 No, it is Arthur who says it I remember Bill kept talking to him when they were walking away and asked him how long he was going to talk about that.

    • @m.s.nicotdiinc.7645
      @m.s.nicotdiinc.7645 5 лет назад +3

      "Last goddamn favor I do ya"

  • @gyrozeppeli1041
    @gyrozeppeli1041 5 лет назад +838

    Damn, I'm one funny feller!

    • @Im_a_Hom0ph0be
      @Im_a_Hom0ph0be 5 лет назад +9

      Apparently

    • @lil0of
      @lil0of 5 лет назад +27

      How's the cough?

    • @saber311
      @saber311 5 лет назад +9

      Still alive from tubercoilosis

    • @RedDog57
      @RedDog57 5 лет назад +24

      You keep saying that

    • @gyrozeppeli1041
      @gyrozeppeli1041 5 лет назад +24

      @@RedDog57 it's true, John.

  • @EpicMrBlack6869
    @EpicMrBlack6869 5 лет назад +123

    Arthur: "Just thank your Uncle Dutch"
    Dutch: "I heard that"
    I died

    • @Yevann3
      @Yevann3 2 года назад

      My favourite dialogue

  • @Megadeth7811
    @Megadeth7811 4 года назад +13

    Arthur: "You must be nervous, being this close to the water."
    I love that reference to RDR1.

  • @housel9352
    @housel9352 Год назад +13

    I found one of my favorite Arthur quotes yesterday when I was doing that Valentine bounty job with the self proclaimed medicine man who falls into the river. I was bringing him back to Valentine and he said something along the lines of "I seem to have suffered from exposure, I keep blacking out". I had Arthur punch him, knocking him out, and Arthur delivers the legendary line "Strange, you really do seem to keep blacking out"

  • @heyman910
    @heyman910 5 лет назад +222

    Me before buying red dead: “man I wanna be John Marston the whole game, why am I this guy...”
    Me after completing chapter 6:
    “Man I don’t wanna be John Marston!”
    😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

    • @alalagigid6427
      @alalagigid6427 Год назад

      it's even possible for rockstar to change our preferences if rdr3 ever comes out, like probably a prequel or even a sequel to the first game, then we'd be like "I don't wanna play as Arthur anymore, please let me play as this guy" shows how Rockstar never disappoints us with their storytelling

  • @quix7059
    @quix7059 5 лет назад +382

    How you doin
    Arthur: *I'm miserable*
    Why is Arthur a whole mood??

    • @bapo2976
      @bapo2976 5 лет назад +40

      Lenny: Arthur you awake?
      Arthur: I wanna die

    • @Erichx14
      @Erichx14 5 лет назад +29

      @@bapo2976 O'Driscoll: "Did I kill you?"
      Arthur: "Ohhh Not yet"
      *everyone laughs*

    • @jakovraptavi634
      @jakovraptavi634 5 лет назад +2

      That is my favorite

    • @quix7059
      @quix7059 5 лет назад +1

      @@bapo2976 *Mood*

    • @quix7059
      @quix7059 5 лет назад +1

      @@bapo2976 My mood when it's Monday

  • @cheemythedrunkmonke
    @cheemythedrunkmonke 5 лет назад +179

    “Forgive me if I slip and stab you in the face”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @scorchclasstitan6727
    @scorchclasstitan6727 4 года назад +22

    12:02 good lord that killed me XD

    • @sammayo473
      @sammayo473 2 года назад +6

      It also killed the old lady.

  • @wantedlynx1482
    @wantedlynx1482 2 года назад +12

    I like when both Arthur and John absolutely roasts the shit out of uncle for having lumbago

  • @insanity_rev
    @insanity_rev 5 лет назад +488

    9:20 I don't think any other videogame voiceline managed to represent my real life situation as well as this one.

    • @zachinhyrule2351
      @zachinhyrule2351 4 года назад +32

      I said that at work, and my coworker said, Ain't we all?

    • @MacenW
      @MacenW 4 года назад +17

      Exactly me

  • @yaro42
    @yaro42 5 лет назад +189

    5000 dollars? For me? Can I turn myself in?

    • @zachinhyrule2351
      @zachinhyrule2351 4 года назад

      Here's a better one
      "$5000 dollars on my head? Hate to break it to you, my my head ain't for sale!"

  • @carlosruiz2413
    @carlosruiz2413 5 лет назад +68

    Arthur's sarcasm is what makes it funny. Most of the time people who are trying to be funny laugh.
    Arthur just says it calmly and I'm laughing

  • @Lmaothatsfunny96
    @Lmaothatsfunny96 4 года назад +16

    My personal favorite moment,
    “Just thank your old uncle Dutch.”
    “I heard that.”

    • @taco9787
      @taco9787 2 года назад

      I choked on my watch when I was playing and heard him say that 😂

  • @burnthetrolls5971
    @burnthetrolls5971 4 года назад +22

    "Driver Driver we're in the clear time to start this train again"
    "Damnit you did run"
    "Remind me to rob your trains mister"
    Thats why I love Arthur

  • @Gunfighter150
    @Gunfighter150 5 лет назад +140

    Arthur Morgan reminds me of my college professor and advisor. Except he spams the antagonize button with everyone even his bosses, coworkers, and students just get a laugh out himself and everyone else.

  • @aduck9390
    @aduck9390 5 лет назад +171

    Who kidnaps a god damn *ʙᴏᴀʜ*
    - Dutch Van Der Linde

  • @almightymarcjr1001
    @almightymarcjr1001 5 лет назад +36

    2:55 “Does this trolley go to Tahiti” by far my favorite line of Arthur😂😂I love how much of a comedian Arthur is😂

  • @vuurhees
    @vuurhees 4 года назад +22

    Arthur: Just thank your old uncle Dutch.
    Dutch: *i* *h* *e* *a* *r* *d t* *h* *a* *t*