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9:56 when Arthur gently taps Dutch in the shoulder and asks: "Well, where the hell is Tahiti?", "Who lives there?" I can't handle Arthur's cute face, he can be so endearing :')
Kibaheart Its Not A Mission, Its A Cutscene Triggered Once You Accept A Invitation To Come Inside And Eat Dinner With A Incest Couple Located Near A Pig Farm, The Rest I Will Let You Experience LOL
this scene by itself proves why Arthur is the best protagonist ever made, and it's because he can put two and two together without any input from the player or being spoon fed information
When Lenny said, "When you fall, there will be a party". He wasn't lying since when he went to jail, Arthur and Lenny got drunk and when Micah died, John had a wedding lol
Bruhhh you cut out the best part of 6:31 After that one woman goes "Stop lookin' at mah husband's buttocks!" The dude tries to turn around and the other dude is like *"STOP LOOKIN AT MY MOMMA!!"*
6:11 I see you two haven't changed much. - No, he's still a lizard. - Coward. - Gerbil. - Mommy's boy. - MANATEE - E F F L U E N T - D I S C H A R G E - M I L K S O P ! !
I like how his eyes just go from the fat pig dude to his nasty pig sister like he doesn't even know what to make of this everything about him just screams "wtf is happening here" and I can practically hear sweet home alabama playing in the background especially now with them fucking retarded abortion laws
I think Arthur is from England because Sean always called him English Man, but i noticed that the most of the gangs parents went from Scotland to America
"Come live with me in an outhouse I wouldn't want my worst enemy to shit in!" Fucking hilarious. Uncle could be annoying but he delivered some of the best roasts.
Red dead ABSOLUTELY knows when it should and shouldn’t be serious, and it’s a WHOLE LOT funnier when the game has moments like Marko Dragic saying “do I look like I should be entertaining children” or uncles famous line of “I’m real sick, John. LuMbAgO”
I always liked how much Arthur knew Micah was skilled but he also knew how much Micah goes way too far. Micah doesn't start shootouts like Sean, he always ended up doing a massacre.
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I loved the drunken bar scene with Lenny tbh. That shit was good
The fact that John shouts "Chelonia" when jumping down aswell is probably the best thing I have ever seen in this game.
Adeveth What about shrinking horse balls?
Nick C second maybe
Lmao was totally unexpected
How tf the freedom yet the game knowing what’s going on is amZing
I think Abigail and Arthur was right he is dumb as rocks.
At the same time, the funniest & most serious part of the game:
"Do I look like I should entertain children?"
(Long pause)
"No..."
Well with that LANGUAGE he is
That made me laugh out loud
I love that cause he had gained Arthur’s respect
“When you fall, there we be a party”
HES SEE THE FUTURE
Very true, dear. No one will miss that traitorous asshole.
@MγsTIc DEMON Roastin dat nigga Dutch huh?
“CHALONIA”
I CAN SEE THE FUTURE
Has anyone said this during the cridets,
"Well, Lennie was right. When Micah dies, there will be a party"
11:38 we rarely see arthur being scared or confused because he’s a brave tough guy seeing him being both at the same time is priceless
My favorite expression in the whole game right there😂
No he is just processing it
The stuff he's seen like Kieran or Sean this takes the OatCake
In his head, he was just telling himself, "Tahiti actually sounds like a good idea
Nope, that face is more like: " Oh shit i just stepped into a land mine"
3:40 "how's that score you stole off us?"
"which one?"
he burnin' him alive
*atomic bomb dropped*
*tactical nuke inbound*
*Target locked and destroyed in 3.2..1...*
peach milk his laugh sounds like his lungs are burning
excellent delivery too
Arthur risking his life for John to have a life with his family just for John to kill himself for chelonia 3:34😂😂
Wow over 500 likes and no replies...
Absolutely amazing. 🤣💀
He did tell John to run and never look back.
hahaha yeah ur right
I mean, why did John say that.......... RDR2 is amazing
That’s so funny John actually yells out “Chelonia!”
That's Arthur.
@@Tervamursu its not
@@chipdouglas9734 Is too. Liar.
@@Tervamursu it John bruh
Tervamursu but it ain’t
“Chelonia”😂😂😂
How do you get that to happen?
@@kevinthomas2906 you jump
@@kevinthomas2906 you go back to that group I think I haven't really done it
Just shows how innovative RDR is
I did not not expect him to yell it out like that
Chelonia!!! (splat!!!) 😲😲
That part made me laugh out loud. 😂😂
Enjoyed watching this.
I really didn't expect John to say it, that got me.
Yep thats funny
Shit had me dying
Scorecatron how was he playing as John during that mission?
@@redknight3824 its like gta character switch
3:40, the way Colm laughed made it seem like a blooper.😂
Now I wanna see what the bloopers would look like 😂
I'd pay to see a RDR2 blooper reel
Oooh I want rdr2 bloopers now
😭😭😭
@@ScoutTrooperTKthere ain’t enough money in the world for people to see them bloopers.
9:56
when Arthur gently taps Dutch in the shoulder and asks: "Well, where the hell is Tahiti?", "Who lives there?" I can't handle Arthur's cute face, he can be so endearing :')
:3
Awww 🥰
Awe
@MedMed 3104 You're only insulting yourself with THAT spelling.
@MedMed 3104 fuck off
3:32
Arthur: I died for THIS????
Chelonia!!!
CHELONIA!!!
🅱helonia
Arthur watching this from the heaven would be like “should’ve gone for the money instead of going with John🤦🏻♂️🤦🏻♂️”
A blunderbuss?
"Ain't childbirth just the most beautiful miracle? Seems a lady can birth monkeys after all."
Damn, Hosea, that was savage. 😂
2:58 I love how he says “I am a fackin genius!”
*Toy maker...*
“Do I look like I should entertain children?”
Zodiac Killer
Up the aess
"WITH POKER UP DE AES LIKE I SAY"
With P O K E R up the a i s
14:56 John and Abigail laughing together is one of the most wholesome things ever
13:01 bill is not wrong about that
CrossBones Jr360 he’s kinda right. But in valentine John and Strauss got in trouble then Dutch and Arthur saved then
Yh but it was always bills fault but when Arthur messed up in valentine
Well, Bill only got insult while Arthur always get sacked in the face.
Bill should be grateful for that.
I think it's because Bill screws up _waaaay_ more than Arthur does.
Because it happens to arthur more often
3:12 damn that was hilarious 😂 I love how John said it too when he jumped off
Eric The Cleric that’s because Johns an idiot
Eric The Cleric lmao
@@salvatoreprocopio6700 no u
@@cloroxbleachtm9638 no john
No uncle
I like how immediatly after 12:50 comes this 12:57 LMAO
Haha I get it
🤣
"It'S jUsT OnE oF ThEm ThInGs"
It's even funnier considering some theories around Bill
2:57
“I am a *FaCkIn* genius with POKER up the *AiS*
I love that mad genius with all my heart
F words were rare in this game
I love him so much
@@animationos7132 Because during time people use cowboy or cowpoke for insult
Marko dragic was my boy
Its sad that he got killed
3:30 This is cannon
RDR1 never happened. The end.
@@1LuvMLPFiM when John hopped off the Cliff, he went into a coma, RDR1 is just all in John head. Boom
@@namegoeshere2418 Lies, Uncle shape shifted into John and that's where rdr1 comes
@@namegoeshere2418 this is my headcanon now
@@namegoeshere2418 oh so that explains undead nightmare johns in a coma
11:38 Arthur Face Just Kills Me LMAO
GreezyMajor 17 what mission is that from? I’m drawing a blank..
Kibaheart Its Not A Mission, Its A Cutscene Triggered Once You Accept A Invitation To Come Inside And Eat Dinner With A Incest Couple Located Near A Pig Farm, The Rest I Will Let You Experience LOL
GreezyMajor 17 what the actual... Ive got to find this xD
@@greezymajor174 You mean Alabama?
Kibaheart Its the Aberdeen Pig Farm. You can search up the location.
11:37 Arthur was questioning life and the existance of man.
Same here
11:37 that face is gold.
I think he realised what he got himself into
@Arthur Morgan hey Arthur just wanna say I love you,you big dummy but you control like a shit ton of bricks in the game
12:51
13:33
this scene by itself proves why Arthur is the best protagonist ever made, and it's because he can put two and two together without any input from the player or being spoon fed information
Arthur: _passes away while saving John so that he can have a new life and stay out of trouble_
John: *ChElOnIa!!!*
Jack: *gets hurt*
Whole camp: *AVENGERS LEVEL THREAT*
9:56
The poster in the background tho
A T T E N T I O N
*SEAMEN*
“Who lives there?”
“Tahitians”
Is that a south park reference?
Sea-men
Well if someone got a better idea and go erase the a from the 'seaman', what will you think is gonna happen next?
@@BlackBerryBushh 😤
12:20 I’ve had better nightmares than this dream😂😂💔
اي والله 😂😂😂
HAHAHAAHH
The amount of detail this game has, he even shouted “Chelonia” best game ever created 😭
11:26 the look of realization on Arthur’s face
When Lenny said, "When you fall, there will be a party". He wasn't lying since when he went to jail, Arthur and Lenny got drunk and when Micah died, John had a wedding lol
"Well he's surely big... But his intelligence is a matter of some conjecture. Some say he is as dumb as he looks."
~Hosea 1899
Bruhhh you cut out the best part of 6:31
After that one woman goes "Stop lookin' at mah husband's buttocks!" The dude tries to turn around and the other dude is like *"STOP LOOKIN AT MY MOMMA!!"*
“I got a secret of my own”
“That your secretly normal”
Lenny Summers “Excuse me”
“..never mind...”
Ynnel!
Rest in Peace 🙏
I followed him to Chelonia.
Typing this from Chelonia
Plenty of younglings in Chelonia
Whats it like?
I got depression mangoes
More like an akinin skywanker
Real, I'm his fingers.
“Chelonia!!!” Was the funniest part of this whole video 😂😂😂
CHELONIA!!!
7:40 love this one and when he says come back come back! (very quiet) shit.. hilarious
11:38 I’m dying with Arthur’s face!!!😂😂😂😂
Is that Chelonia thing is from the side mission? I've never seen that funny scene before.
Ramadhan Muhammad Mary's first mission??
@@ospreyphil8995 how tf that would be mary first mission if its john? Its just a random event
Drazan very simple dear friend. I can't read 😅😅
Its just a random encounter
@@memeoftheweek9551 how tf you are in full power and the universe wasnt destroyed yet?
3:33 OMG that killed me 😂🤣😂
😜😂😂 Arthur if see he will say.. I not done maybe something missing 🤣🤣 john doing this things
I didnt know that was possible
3:22 that really got me, jesus christ
12:17 and “John, the rock farmer” are two of the best Uncle quotes
At 3:03 for second there I thought Arthur looked at the camera. Lol
6:11 I see you two haven't changed much.
- No, he's still a lizard.
- Coward.
- Gerbil.
- Mommy's boy.
- MANATEE
- E F F L U E N T
- D I S C H A R G E
- M I L K S O P ! !
You already said that!
7:51 had me dying😂😂💀
🤣🤣
Had him dying too, apparently.
Someone ordered a cooked marshmallow
11:37
Everyone's first reaction.
I like how his eyes just go from the fat pig dude to his nasty pig sister like he doesn't even know what to make of this everything about him just screams "wtf is happening here" and I can practically hear sweet home alabama playing in the background especially now with them fucking retarded abortion laws
ViceN53X me when they threatened to geld Kieran 😳🤣
He also miss why mary not like this type with me 😂😢
@@robogameshow4369 I had a whole aneurysm trying to read that-
"Next time. Let the wolves eat all your brain. Then you'll be a genius" 😂 I just love this game so much
That whole chain with the French painter killed me so bad, especially when people find out he banged all the women at the exposé.
"STOP LOOKIN' AT MY HUSBAND BUTTOCKS"
Im cryin rn
Back again with them creepy thumbnail eh?
Edit: Chelonia!!
CHEllOOOOONNNNIIIIAAAAA
John Mostin HAVE YOU SEEN A GENTLEMAN NAME GAVIN!??!?
@@kawaiionee-chan9557 yes, he's in chelonia with us, come and join us
John Mostin oH ty
5:09 😂
I really can't stand Uncle. He's such a silly bitch. I'd kill a man for that silly bitch, though.
Uncle is my favorite id love to hang out with him but...only for a bit cause he is lazy
John: *jumps down a cliff and shouts chelonia*
Arthur from Heaven: *facepalm*
3:32 That moment made me laugh for so long that I realized how much time I can keep my breath in
7:19 when Arthur says “hey I’m already damned” John says it way better in my opinion LOL
0:00
“You just took yourself a regular s*** shower, Mr. Granger. Boy, that’s real nasty.”
🤣🤣🤣🤣
“I’ve seen shit with more common sense than you!”
Miss Grimshaw is inspiring me to use that
3:40 I regret never seeing this scene.😂😂😂
11:52 the music just works when he starts talking. Loosing my shit over here😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my God. It's in near-perfect sync! Ahahahah
3:23 is one of the funniest things in the game lmao
Charles Chàtenèy:
Took a *Shatenay* on some people's bar
BREASTS IS TRUTH... THE VAGINA IS TRUTH
He *Shat*ené'd all over that nasty-ass bar
@@jordandennis6794 Art is for idiots
I didn’t know John would actually scream Chelonia ,it made my day
8:44 actually Arthur was an immigrant from the UK as a child.
L Lawliet where u find that out
@@stay__frosty4720 Arthur is Irish
ERaZiX Nah he’s chinese
I think Arthur is from England because Sean always called him English Man, but i noticed that the most of the gangs parents went from Scotland to America
@@andreasspichtig1182 He's actually Welsh.
0:41 “What plan ? What god damn plan Dutch ? Tahiti ? Timbuktu? “ 😂😂
11:35 Arthur is just horrified and speechless
He miss & sad why mary not like this with me
11:39 I'll never get over Arthur's expression
The humor in this game is so far one of the best in any rockstar game
3:35 This time i didn't save John. What an idiot
Did he get his brains eaten again
stingray1442 then he’d be a genius
You should warn him next time
@@AreEnTee Nah, he'd be a genius if that happened.
Are they really the funniest moments without the power of Mo'Dynamite?
What plan ? What goddamn plan, Dutch? Tahiti? Timbuktu? pfff
Thats enough. What's wrong with you all? What happend to loyalty?
Nah now is Colombia like javier said
Real RDR fans know his plan was Chelonia.
(Lenny to Micah)
"When you fall,there'll be a party!"
Oh you have no idea...
“Slippery tongue ball suckers” idk why but I found that line funny as hell xD
"Damn you Theodore Levin, you're a snake"
That line alone deserves GOTY
11:37 When she's pregnant and you are the Father
3:34 is me.
The way this is cut and with the saloon music with it this video makes RDR2 look like one big comedy sitcom and I love it. xD
"Come live with me in an outhouse I wouldn't want my worst enemy to shit in!" Fucking hilarious. Uncle could be annoying but he delivered some of the best roasts.
John: You dont have a plan!
Dutch: I've got a plan...
John: What is it then, thaheti?.....TIMBUKTU!
“I apologise FOR HIS SMELL” amazing dialogue
11:37 You can see the discomfort in Arthur’s face Lmfao
Damn uncle roasting the living shit out of john is really one of the funniest things i've seen in this game
13:34 - 13:42 has always put me in tears
fr
Arthur: if I take you I might as well bring Micha along
Sean: CoMPARE ME TO THAT *OILY T O R U D*
11:35 I love how you can see Arthur's eyes darting between them like "Yo, what the fuck?"
3:50 😂😂 lumbago
John: CHELONIA!!! *dies*
Arthur in the afterlife: You goddamn fool, Marston!
11:38 Arthur's expression had me in tears.
Red dead ABSOLUTELY knows when it should and shouldn’t be serious, and it’s a WHOLE LOT funnier when the game has moments like Marko Dragic saying “do I look like I should be entertaining children” or uncles famous line of “I’m real sick, John. LuMbAgO”
3:12 is the best
10:04 Poor Javier 😂
3:34 I officially lost it! I died from laughter after that!
What even is that scene? XD Why would he also jump down. That scene is so odd out of context
3:35 dammit John 😂
"Do I look like I should entertain children?"
Arthur: "...nooo."
7:30 The farting zebra LOL
Amanda Nies 💨😂
Ed Edd n Eddy EDition
I love how he pauses all confused and then lets it finish farting before continuing 😂
11:08 is my favourite line in the whole game
honestly john shouting chelonia while jumping off a cliff is probably the best way to describe his character
"I wish I ever went to school so I had a clue what's going on"
Trust me I go there and I still don't know
10:40 absolutely perfect
He has fallen, so we must rise
Chelonia members commit suicide
Me:how is that a failure?😕😕😐😐
The best one is john jumping of the cliff and saying cheloniaaaaaa 😂😂😂 3:30
I always liked how much Arthur knew Micah was skilled but he also knew how much Micah goes way too far. Micah doesn't start shootouts like Sean, he always ended up doing a massacre.
Lmfao at how John said CHELONIAAA!!!