These TikTok Incels Are INSANE | Hasanabi Reacts to Noah Samsen
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- Опубликовано: 4 авг 2023
- Hasan reacts to another banger by Noah where he covers some of the hot takes on the internet around masculinity and the wild TikToks that support them!
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Discussion Video: • Masculinity Hot Takes
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Hasan Piker is Political Commentator turned Twitch Streamer (#13) known for his Turkish heritage and leftist takes, often speaking on topics like Socialism, Communism, Capitalism, and Marxism (and occasionally 9/11). He loves reacting to political news, and occasionally goes on IRL adventures with his friends. He likes to react to popular media content with his audience as well, such as Jubilee, JCS (Jim Can't Swim), Joe Rogan, Andrew Tate, Ben Shapiro, Steven Crowder, True Crime, trending Twitter posts or TikToks, and other creative videos. 
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Thank you to friend of the show, Noah Samsen, for this. If you want to see more of his content, you can find him here: www.youtube.com/@NoahSamsen
As always, his video is linked in the description. I hope you enjoy :)
He talks about yoga and hypocraxy but also insults his fellow right wingers with homosexual
Jokes. What a joke.
This is the kind of shoutout we need
@@ggapples5465 Well yeah but not because he thinks being homosexual is a bad thing, but rather because it's something that these type of people will feel attacked by. Not saying I think it's a great insult personally, but I'm pretty sure that's the reason/intent behind it
*_🚩That’s why women need men…_** to not KIDNAP them!*
Hahaha exactly. The problem also happens to be men kidnapping women in the first place.
Seriously? WTF is wrong with this guy? Why is he fantasizing about kidnapping women? And why do so many of these guys all sound like they are secretly gay?
That was my first thought too haha
@@zenbear9952 Yeap, to keep patriarchy and the system going..
It reminds me of the gun argument
"We need guns to protect us from other guns. No, guns are not the problem"
"Where's Jimin?"
"Who do you think gave you the teeth?" Is what Hasan meant i think lol thats hilarious
My MOTHER is a heavy machine operator with a crane certification and other than being laid off for months at a time... When she is working, shes CONSTANTLY sitting in her machine or texting us in the group chat.
Hardest thing about her job is simply being a female and dealing with the men. The mansplaining, the temper tantrums, the complete idiocracy and OFC.... The union politics suck ass. Unions are great, but i swear people alwyas gotta try and ruin a good thing.
Your mom is the bomb ❤
My mom was operating cranes in the GDR. (Socialist eastern germany)
There was no issue about women working hard, manual labour, of course they would.
After the german reunification, early nineties, she wanted to take a credit. The bank guy told her to come back with her husband to sign off on it.
Honestly, the notion that women can not do hard manual labour is ridiculous to anybody who did not get socialized following 50s american television and advertisment.
@@stefangadshijew1682Yeah...because there were no men left after us Americans killed all yours lol.
My mom was a single parent and worked on a assembly line for decades. Dealt with horrific levels of harassment, in many ways. Always resilient and stood up for workers rights and union solidarity. Grateful to be raised by a bad ass, kind and caring woman.
@@SunshineBakeryYumYumPinapple I think the credit mostly goes to the Soviets and to other Germans for that, your great grandparents only showed up when the party was already basically over, but the sane germans that are left do still appreciate your effort a lot. :)
There is nothing tough and manly about complaining on social media from a place of anonymity and distance from your enemies or victims. It's like a magnified version of the heckler hiding in a crowd.
You have to understand that there are more men than women below 40,more female asexuals and more lesbians than gay men.
Also women are picky,choosy and judgy.
Women are the judges of a man worth in this society
Men do the approach
Men have to give money
Also short men have a massive handicap in dating
Virgin men are unattractive to women in fact the more time a man stay a virgin,the less likely is to him to have a gf.
Its over but it never began anyway
hasan watching someone say the most racist and sexist shit imaginable "BRO THAT'S AWESOME" i love this himbo
I like this intro, no spoilers but still fun
I used to be a blue collar worker and honestly none of these clowns ever post think that would benefit blue collar workers (better wages and more rights especially when working outside of a union)
Real alpha totally straight men want to hang around shirtless guys instead of being with a girl makes sense.
Shirtless guys eating meat.
@@Fleshdeficiencyhear me out
@@FleshdeficiencyI know a lot of shirtless guys who *love* eating meat 🍖
Being homosexual is the most straight and alpha thing a straight alpha male can do. Think about it. Loving women is kinda effeminate bro. Being GAY is STRAIGHT now. Okay?
You have to understand that there are more men than women below 40,more female asexuals and more lesbians than gay men.
Also women are picky,choosy and judgy.
Women are the judges of a man worth in this society
Men do the approach
Men have to give money
Also short men have a massive handicap in dating
Virgin men are unattractive to women in fact the more time a man stay a virgin,the less likely is to him to have a gf.
Its over but it never began anyway
There is no way that dude talking about the kidnapped woman would have protected her... He would have cried and begged them to take only her. Men that say women need men to protect them dont actually care about women's safety.
I think he would've deluded himself into bragging about how glad he is that she is gone and make up something else he found "wrong" about her and ultimately blame her whilst he "should focus on more important matters."
I am basing this off of how gleeful and giddy he seemed talking about this woman supposedly being kidnapped. Guys like him are really scary in how they wilfully delude themselves into whatever fantasy strokes their ego the most.
Yes, well said! These right wing dudes think they are so brave stating 'facts', but really it's all about where your heart is. He's caring about who's the alpha, who's the tough guy, while I'm super concerned about the safety of the poor girl. Meanwhile, he's thinking about how he's 'proven' that women need men. @@4yinyang
Personal attacks means you’re wrong, and emotional. You cant argue the point
Oh wow, the thing about "I'm sorry but something has come up that requires my attention, but I've paid for ride home for you and would like to see you again"
I mean, okay, if someone I was one a date with said that to me...yeah I'd think it was nice on his part.
But why do they think it's some big revelation that if you treat your dates well they'll like you better and be more likely to want to see you again? ffsake!
Not to mention, if a guy I was one a date with said that to me, I'd assume it was a work or family emergency, but if I later found out that he completely made up this "something else that requires my attention" and it was some kind of mind game to subtly neg me...HUGE RED FLAG! No much clearer message that he's an emotionally manipulative freak!
Idk if it's the antidepressants working or hasan is just extra funny this video. The jimin bit made me cackle.
Prolly both tbf (Hasan is super funny tho)
As a hardcore blue collar American... none of these fools speak for me bro.
I can really tell youre putting in extra effort. I love your style, and you always crank em out so fast! Thanks for making the stream more interesting
Newest discourse has the industrial complex on their toes ha ha
@@Disectionsectionhow? 😂🤣 wtf?
@@somedude2677 just cuz hasan and others have been looming down on vod rippers. Not saying this channel is doing that but they're in a sphere of channels that do this regularly
You have to understand that there are more men than women below 40,more female asexuals and more lesbians than gay men.
Also women are picky,choosy and judgy.
Women are the judges of a man worth in this society
Men do the approach
Men have to give money
Also short men have a massive handicap in dating
Virgin men are unattractive to women in fact the more time a man stay a virgin,the less likely is to him to have a gf.
Its over but it never began anyway
Thing is the crying and drinking she mentioned is sometimes alcoholic behavior I’m not saying every man who cries is an alcoholic. I’m saying I’ve seen alcoholics who cry a lot.
Alcohol loosens people up sometimes but the way other specific things made him cry makes me think it's not alcoholism he may have lost someone he was friends with
Alcohol lowers inhibitions. Alcoholics are also usually very depressed. Anyone who feels like they want to cry will be much more likely to cry when drinking, but that doesn't mean everyone who cries while drinking is an alcoholic, just that they're sad. It just happens to be that alcoholics are usually very sad.
As a representative of yhe alcoholic community i cried a lot before i ever drank. Then again i was beat as a child so maybe there's that
Alcoholic here, i love crying to music or happy tears. Idk if this is correlated but w/e
You have to understand that there are more men than women below 40,more female asexuals and more lesbians than gay men.
Also women are picky,choosy and judgy.
Women are the judges of a man worth in this society
Men do the approach
Men have to give money
Also short men have a massive handicap in dating
Virgin men are unattractive to women in fact the more time a man stay a virgin,the less likely is to him to have a gf.
Its over but it never began anyway
Just saying….. as a gay man I’d choose the table of shirtless men over the girl too
If youre actually attracted to Andrew Tate and his stans....i try not to judge, but its kinda hard.
@@user-ny1wo1vp9r if you actually didn’t get the joke…. I try not to judge, but it’s kinda hard
"You choose to be with tate because you wanna f@#& women, I wanna be with tate to f@#& him, we aren't the same"
Incel vs Femcel final battle will be legendary.
Leafy vs Pearl
@@donnyv4750pearl is also an incel.
@@quasarstarpower2858so femcel
I love Noah's humor
He's almost as funny as Chad Chad, but more copied
@@willywonka7812 Who's that?
@@better5485 she does kinda similar videos, but more editing, and more outlandish humour. Talks about the same kinda topics. Very funny
@@better5485chad chad is a RUclipsr who does similar reaching videos.
@@willywonka7812
Yeah, she's great, really funny.
By far the most luxuriantly manly and masculine thing in this video is Noah Samsen's deeply epic soup-strainer
"You must never cry in front of a woman" makes me think it stemmed from their mom.
people who still take themselves seriously in THIS WORLD needs to go OUTSIDE
You have to understand that there are more men than women below 40,more female asexuals and more lesbians than gay men.
Also women are picky,choosy and judgy.
Women are the judges of a man worth in this society
Men do the approach
Men have to give money
Also short men have a massive handicap in dating
Virgin men are unattractive to women in fact the more time a man stay a virgin,the less likely is to him to have a gf.
Its over but it never began anyway
based blackflagcel
also there is no point trying to say the truth here
these are hasan followers
they are absolutely out of touch with reality🤣
i hope you find some good copes boyo
its over@@Vindicador01
i used to think michael scott was a fictional character, before everybody lost their touch with reality
I was in bed with my GF this morning, scrolling YT. I decided to put my phone down and accidentally tapped on this vid somehow so we were both terrified by Hasans inimitable laugh lol
LIGHT beer has got to be the gayest beer around lmao and that's before whatever these 'alpha' guys are complaining about is happening with it recently
Bless the chatter around 21:20 who said “death by snu snu”
Also, Noah looking fine af
9:35 everytime I'd against argue the hypocrisy behind toxic masculinity, I'd remind them that figure heads of their community (AKA spartans) held pre battle gay orgies
Thanks for the uploads as always dog. We appreciate you
This was bloody hysterical, thank you!
_"light beer was a hallmark of American masculinity"_
*Laughs in manly Canadian at your beer-flavoured water.
I love a good Hasan reacts to Noah videos ❤❤
It was definitely Jordan Peterson's wife that posted it.
Howie Mandel: Show us.... Noah Samsen!
Cancer men rise up 🦀 💪 let's all cry together
Omg the kidnapping thing hahahahhaha
Is that a thing? Born in August. My folks banged to keep warm in late Nov/Dec. Makes sense to me.
Maybe the reason I am not an active human in social circles is because I believe people. I guess I shouldn’t assume people know what the truth even is.
Fellas, is it gay to be born not in the fall?
I wonder how many chatters got auto-banned for typing "Vaush" when trying to explain why Samson's death threat TwiXer ban.
His what?
@@AshDemonYoung Twitter is now x so op is just playing with words
I think Noah's salient observation that there is a strong correlation between degree of unhinged-ness and Twitter Blue status might have something to do with his banned-on-Twitter status. Elon is nothing if not thin-skinned and tissue-fragile.
I don't think it requires being banned to come to that conclusion lmao
@@tbohn10 My thinking was that expressing the conclusion led to the banning, or at least contributed to it.
@@Chazzmatazz ah, I see. I interpreted it the other way around.
In relation to the fantasy talk, is it weird that my favorite fantasy tends to be just like "walking in a desert" or "exploring ruins"?
Every time Hasan says “yknow what i mean?” I think of Bojack Horseman saying “do you get it?” 😭
I LOVE the dysfunctional orifices thing, Freud 2: Electric Boogaloo
People on the net spend way too much time obsessing about this shit.
It’s insanely immature. Just try being a normal person.
"Turned out, she was kidnapped" 💀🤣
I shouted "Paid Dowry for her?!" Out loud
i wanna start blogging and I fantasize about "bitches" but I wish there was a place where you could post math formulas. Lmk if you find any places like that!
If bench pressing were the determinant for political office, our politicians would become even *more* fucking braindead.
Bench/Squat/Deadlift maxes. I'm pretty sure that's how President Camacho was selected.
"The gayest you can be is a woman" really hit right XD. Like, yeah true I guess lol. I can't argue with that
22:33 Doesn't that happen to Sneako whilst he's in the same room?
What’s the video about Noah Samson he mentioned earlier in the video.
Somebody probably called him cute. 🥰
think before you sleep. couldn't make it through 2 minutes of that ding dong's video
10:00 how is motley crue masculine again? I’m dying over that
*Insert tiktok of person writing down on a list of things a masculine men cant do adding being born in the spring/summer*
The way it's worded sounded suspect. He worded 2:27 "but your ALREADY ON A DATE", dude with a classic Freudian slip, he let it out of the closet, his fantasy was a date, not a meeting . He secretly wanted a tate date, and clearly fan-fapping over him.
the Jimin reference lmaooo
“The gayest you can be is a woman.” - Hasan
BOOM. Masculine achieved
How the hell is Soygon still roaming around the net ? Did Applebees fire him ?
Omg no! Morgan and Morgan is now buying sponsored ads on my RUclips videos?!?! NOOOOOO!!!!!!!
If you are not somebody else's imagination, whose reality are you?
So that's what the presidential fitness test is for in school.
"He can't call me out so ima start talking shit" bruh what
Yeah I couldn't make sense of that either
Margaret Atwood is not dead??? LMAOOO
13:20 **cries stoically**
He looks like Willow Pill´s straight guy twin xD
Jesse Lee whatever also started crying talking about hating his mom
Margaret Atwood isn’t dead. She’s not in the grave yet.
Just wanted to clarify.
How did he get banned?
Margaret Atwood is still alive 😔
Be honest. Stoicism is gay
17:21 “David De Pee Pee” - Hasan Piker
Realest thing hes ever said. Jimin is A LOT cooler than andrew tate
9:46 its the same guys who watch Baki Hanma and just stop at the mysogynistic hints and ignore the homo erotic aspects of it. Also just wanted an excuse to comment about Baki
You really have to fix up the audio, it's so loud
I'm a trans woman who was born in October. Did my first nail painting yesterday, in December. I'm pretty sure that's "unmasculine"???
Margaret atwood is still alive lol
What did Noah do?
I was in the baken feild for years and i concur with chatter. Oilfield work is easy. Its just long shift. Most oil workers are fat as fuck and literally cant move quickly without losing thier breath. These are the facts.
margaret atwood is alive lmao
Ah yes, Yoga for Posers
Yes sir, I do know what you mean.
You know what I'm sayin?
See all that hypothetical shit makes me think of like those porn role played Twitter accounts where you just like reply to other people's comments in some super fucked up fantasticle porn setting
“The gayest you can be is a woman” 😂
This guy is writing cuckhold fan fiction
Am I masculine enough Tate-kun 🥹👉👈
The kidnap guy has always been satire
Hasan’s laugh in the beginning sounds very obnoxious frat guy
terminal de-PP
such fakeness for the zoommers... trump would be jealouus
5:00 kpop fans
Does your wife boyfriend knows you are making videos, little one?
X 😊
Army ⬇️
Women will exploit you emotionally if you cry. Had it happen with 3 different partners
Stop lying. You never had three partners.
@jasonfuller2734 lol I'm married now but had girlfriends. Women can be shitty too but my wife isn't. You'll roll the dice of getting mad fun of. But you can believe anything you want if it makes you feel better.
Yeah, shitty women
😂
yep
happened to me i was drunk tbf
and she cheated on me a week later lol
NGL I find it annoying when anyone's go to is crying. So much so that if someone starts to cry, for whatever reason, i just let them go.
Bitches getting kidnapped is so lit
Lasan Fagabi
Good one dud
Tell me you fantasise daily about Hasan without telling me
Here come the incel/femcel losers
Bro is just mad but can't bring a logical argument, or just pure rage bait lol
@@ViriatoIH anyone who says lasan as an insult is probably a hormonal teenage boy. Ignore it
I bet you the last guy believes mlk was a conservative.
Who is the giy talking about kidnapping lol
Doesn’t matter WHO says it , it just matters if its TRUE
"the gayest you can be is a woman" Never thought about it but that's actually true.