Dakota Johnson Monologue - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 26 янв 2024
- Second-time host Dakota Johnson talks about her movie Madame Web and being taken out of context when talking to journalists.
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Best Dakota ever! The look on her face as her dad says “they’re our biggest fans!” Uh-huh, sure! 🙄
Her nose is too big.
I wonder if her parents (Don Johnson and Melanie Griffith) ever hosted SNL?
@@MatthewTheWanderer I looked - Melanie Griffith did host SNL once, back in 1988. Both she and Don Johnson appeared as cameos when Dakota Johnson hosted the first time (2015).
She always had that sense of humor it seems
Nepotisam she 0 talent all day long
"An AI made Madame web" yes I believe she wasn't joking 🤣
#LOL
Who couldn’t remember such classic lines from that movie, such as “He was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.” And that’s pretty much it.
Life got into such phase that the best joke is actually the truth 😂 Nobody seems to believe bit, nobody seems to see it.
Anyway, I am commenting here just because I wonder what if she was herself AI generated on that show....there is something about her that is not hers.... let's put it that way. A energy, a vibe, a spark, her eyes.
Just a thought. Nothing for no one to ponder too much on.
This would be a lot less flagrant than Biden being someone else with a mask on. And there is no doubt in this case. No wonder. No doubt.
Things like these are what have made this world to collapse....they have been pushed way too far....and then right over the board, as there where nowhere else to go further than that!!!!
#LOL Chris
Why is this so true😂😂😂😂
She seems pretty chill and gracious.
Hollywood stars go under the knife often, to reduce their own bone anatomy and to replace real bones with implants: if real human bone anatomy ain-t known, all proofs of reality stay hidden.
Human bone anatomy which Hollywood cannot change:
¤ female s shape back bone
¤ male straight back bone
¤ male shoulders
¤ female shoulders
¤ male hips
¤ female hips
Human bone anatomy which Hollywood can change:
¤ male face: bone cutting jaw bone / brow bone / adam`s apple shave
¤ female face: implants for jew for brow for adam`s apple.
¤ male rib cage (ribs removal)
¤ nose job in both
¤ Hormone therapy in both (for being FTMs and MTFs)
¤ Adrenochrome therapy. (blood drinking)
that is their “beauty”. They need “fixing up” again and again or they cannot have their moment on the world stage. Ugly is not allowed in - right? That many and often replacements and therapy - how hideous appearance they have then?
Questioning is not allowed also - right? - 2 reasons for that:
1.) it shows the lack of knowledge all have
2.) it exposes lies and clears out truth.
Our judgment about someones appearances comes from HOLLYWOOD - right?
No soul is then beautiful nor pretty - take a look again into the list of all these procedures you have to endure.
Hollywood teaches us to judge falsly daily.
BIBLE calls us to:
John 7:24
Judge not according to the appearance, but judge righteous judgment.
At least it sounds like she has a sense of humor about herself.
Now I’m thinking about it, every time JT comes out with a new album it’s basically his comeback 😂
That's how it's done! That's why he's JT! :)
@@a.e.jabbour5003 yep that’s JT! A horrible person that let the whole world destroy Britney Spears’ mentality
He does music and acting when he wants. He’s a class act about it
she has great comedic timing and incredible authenticity.
She's quite funny in a unique way. Love her subtleties.
and her subtle ti&&ies.
subtletitties
Yeah...her subtleties were gonna pop out of that top when she took a bow at the end
her mom had a way about her
@@tedgedI looked it up, her mom is Melanie Griffith.
I can see where she gets her good looks from.
I love Dakota. A cool, gracious and elegant lady!
She's also both hot and sexy too man!! Heck I haven't even heard of her that much before I saw this video and I still think she's both sexy and hot man!
absolutely love dakota sm so glad to see her hosting again
Pienso lo mismo
4:08 imma tell my kids this was Marco Antonio Solís lol
Jajajajajaj
Loved the Taylor Swift zoom in, nailed it 😂😂
I laughed so hard on that 😂
this woman just oozes charm, she definitely has an intangible je ne sais quoi.
Yeah she seems quite charming, confident too
I was hoping for a mention of Ellen, really loved that moment for Dakota
Which moment??
Love Dakota, she did fantastic & looked flawless!❤
Dakota is so stunning!❤ Beautiful inside and out✨
*I just wish they brought back Kristen Wiig for the Target Lady and Peg* 😂
I ❤ JT as classic Peg
No he's not hosting He was the musical guest
@@baevan-ni3fw I know but they do that random stuff all the time. Jimmy Fallon came back for a sketch lol
Is that Fleabag jumpsuit?!
Her mannerisms are like chers
Pretty sure it's just a jumpsuit LOL as I'm sure it is also just a jumpsuit on that show
how on earth have you not seen people ever wear those outside of that show??
Who else got an ad for her new movie prior to the clip 😂
I got one about Obama.
@drphot650
I did about 20 times! I have no desire to see “Madame Web.” I prefer GOOD movies. “Killers of the Flower Moon” was not only historically correct; but directed by Martin Scorsese. Leonardo DiCaprio was excellent as well. She’s not Oscar material. She has thin hair sprayed with oil to make it shine under lights, and a team of 12 people to dress and get her ready? Nepotism amongst actors sucks. Robert De Niro was also in “Killers of the Flower Moon.” No nepotism in his family. I look better than her! 😂
adblocker :)
Ouch the coming back bit...Died on the vine
And with a young child in the back ? Or was I seeing things … kinda creepy
And with a young child in the back ? Or was I seeing things … kinda creepy
First time he ventured out since Britney scandal! First song was weird revival tune but last was a decent ballad!
Missed opportunity to say „this guy interrupting me again“ after jimmy fallon left
She was so good in Suspiria
God I really wanted Andy to walk in :(
Same
samberg? me too
me too
The Lonely Island work he did with Justin… Epic
Beggers can't be choosers.
@@roundtwo3321How is that begging or choosing? Shut up man.
Always love dakota Johnson sense humor she is so funny 😂 .
Lies again? Department Of Justice Drive Jeep
@@NazriB ?
humor where? funny where?
i could not reconize her,her face change a lot?
It's her gapped teeth... It closed 😅
It looks like she had her cheeks and chin done
Dakota always slays with her looks. I always love her vibe too.
Loved Dakota in Persuasion. Facial expressions are subtle. 💜💕💜💕
i did too! it’s when i became a big fan
Hahahaha one of the worst remake of Jane Austen ever
lol agree but she was so likeable@@kopec82
Best episode of the season so far. Great sketches and music!
She is so pretty 🥰
What happened to her face? She’s morphing into Anne Hathaway…
Agree!
Same plastic?😂
Same as usual. Goddess lady ❤
@@root_pierreshe's not korean.😂
I had to google her age. Thought she's well over 40 by the looks of her face...
Tippi Hedren's grand-daughter.
Dakota Johnson is a gem! Hopefully Sony does her justice with Madame Web. 🙏
Spoiler Alert: They wont
@@alexanderwebster5932 Probably not 😭 still holding out hope tho...
Critics are calling Madame Web everything from shit to fucking shit
Not a chance. Sony and good don’t mix.
@@SirGenesis206nah you're wrong. They made good things like Spiderverse and the MCU Spider-Man films and even Venom honestly
Dakota Johnson is amazing 🙌
No she definitely is not. She is highly forgetable and easily replaceable with her lack of talent.
@@MikeStanzaoops.
And hot 🥵
That was weird...
You got 3 (!) people who can FOR SURE deliver a joke and you got them there basically waving to the camera for 5 mins. This is SNL, not the Oscars. PLEASE writers...
I got a feeling that WAS the joke.
Dakota got rail thin
holy smokes! jt just killed it with that sanctified song. :)
Right he was amazing
Completely
3:14 lil girl on background to the right of mrs 50 shades is like “wtf” 🤣
“Ezekiel Sims, he was in the Amazon with my mom when she was researching spiders right before she died.”
What??
@@leif1075 Madame Web trailer
@@leif1075get with the programme, and GROW UP
Dakota Johnson is an incredible artist. She is so funny and she has a lot of natural comedy talents.
😂😂😂😂
Sarcasm level 9999
Hi Dakota
She looks 47…
I honestly can't tell if you're being serious or not. Nicely done.
They should have tried to showcase that on the show.Or did they?
Dakota's unique personality is what I like best about her👍👍
name one thing about her personality that is unique, quickly.
@@tb1298 Her compassion
@nightslayer6951 compassion is not a unique personality trait. bitch my dog has compassion 🤣🤣🤣
@@tb1298 her silly-playfulness and yes as someone else pointed out her compassion as well.
@@heartendesignstudio those aren't unique to anyone. try again.
What no mention of the Trolls movie band together.
I really wanted Don to walk in lol
Need to rewatch her with Jimmy doing mad lip theater 🎭😂😅😂
Dakota is such a goddess!
An anorexic big headed goddess
I agree 💯
Simp
@@Photik I’m a proud simp for Dakota 😂
The episode ain't even over yet
Justin and Dakota look great together !
I like that SNL has people show up they didn’t announce.
so strange is that this monologue is only 2:25 minutes long
Thank you for doing the Ellen thing :D
0:54 This picture is a reminder that the world is controlled by a very small number of people and your job is to sit down, shut up, laugh at their jokes, and keep going to your job until you die.
We love you Dakota 😍
can’t wait for madame web 🕸️
Great show everyone! Very enjoyable!
LOVE her outfit. her whole look is so polished and sophisticated.
Who's here after seeing Taylor Swift will be mention? 😅 Can't wait for Madame Web
Love Dakota!! ❤❤❤
Doesn't anyone else get scary 'Tom Cruise' vibes from Justin?
Absolutely incredible so happy to see Dakota and Justin 🫣🙈❤️☝️
The scar on her body looks like they already met back stage..😅😂
I Wish Aidy Bryant Host SNL
01:58 This is awesome! 🤣🤣🤣
Love u Dakota.
She’s so classy and sophisticated ❤
She is miserable
@@doobygelman5454 what made you say that?
@@maryjoyrobles7200 have you met her 🤮
I have, she's amazing 😍
@@RW-zh7kl I’ve had completely different experiences
I actually liked this 👍, SNL ling time going, SNL 📺💃🕺
Love you all 😃👍🥚🤗💜😇
I love it❤
I'm getting the feeling she should have taken them up on it
Love me some Dakota!😍😍
Jimmy fallon cameo was unexpected but weird 😅
reall not unexpected fallon and timberlake always show up together on snl lmao
Him and JT are best buds haha
And awful.
Everyone: 😊
Jimmy for no apparent reason: Bahahahahaha (FORCEFULLY)
I had to look in the comments to see who that was
Weird because he certainly isn't funny and has no talent.Always seems like he needs a good sedative.
She is adorable.
Dakota is adorable ❤
REAAALLL
SO CUTE
If you're into anorexic middle aged women with big heads. Nice legs though. Ha
0:54 you nailed it Dakota! 🔥😆
Did she do anything with her face? Where is her cuteness. Her glow.where is it.
won't someone PLEASE think of the nepo babies?! 😭
Did she do something with her eyes? She does not look like she has the same face.
It's the make up I guess... But if you noticed, her gapped teeth closed
Es correcto. A raíz de estos comentarios vi otras apariciones recientes (soy gran fan) y llegué a la misma conclusión: el maquillaje, hace 5 años su diastema se cerró y me parece que está más delgada de lo habitual.
Her cheeks look done
@@melissat6938 Let's hope her mom isn't influencing her to do more plastic surgery. It never ends well.
Lost to much weight
She was so good in the lost daughter this is so cute
She is gorgeous
Dakota is lovely and i really wish she would find her niche role. Hopefully, Madame Web will surprise audiences and actually succeed but the timing isn’t the best and Sony should really do better with their choice of writers, projects, and directors.
Dakota is 100 percent nepo, zero talent.
@@asynchronicitythat’s crazy considering her best role is Cha Cha Real Smooth (2022). She was amazing in that.
@@user-bu3gm7gp4p
You have terrible standards.
@@asynchronicity so do you! :)
@@user-bu3gm7gp4p
She surely has a decent performance or two….I would be amazed to see her do an “amazing” job, haha. She is total nepo though. Many, many more with way more talent but don’t have Hollywood parents. Such is life.
I always feel bad for Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan do be associated with those horrid 50 shades movies. both are such lovely people who deserve better roles.
No one agrees with you...at all. Good day.
I just loved Dakota and Jamie in all those 50 Shade movies. I looked forward to each of them. I didn’t think I would, but I loved them. They were great together.
@@mimzyLassiteruh huh….. 😐😐
I thought the first one was excellent. Sam Taylor-Johnson did a great job. After she dropped out they got quite cheesy and nowhere near as good but I still binged them anyway!
they took the roles and the paychecks. That was them giving up their right to sympathy for it.
I was blinded by her headlights
I love so much dakota 😍
I just LOVE & ADORE Dakota. She's an AMAZING MIX of quality character traits. And by the way-- if you saw this clip-- pay CLOSE ATTENTION to where she relives her stage mockingbird moment with her Dad. !LOL! You CAN SEE that lil-devil-ish part of her (50 Shades) *LOL!* mischievous lil poop!
I ❤the Barry Gibb Talk Show!!
Nope. That just felt like a really horrible, wannabe version of "What's Up With That?" Fallon knew it bombed.
That dress tho 🔥
First thing that came to mind -- OK, second thing, but whatever -- was, "Is there a single store in NYC that has ANY double-sided tape left?"
Yeah, that dress was beautiful and sexy. She looked great! Not that it's a difficult bar for her to reach.
🌱 I watched as this kid grew up! Wow...those Johnson's got great genes. Great opening monologue. Bravo kiddo.....BRAVISSIMO! (very much looking forward to Madam-Web)
Bring a friend. There will be empty seats.
❤
Someone give her some food!😮
She's so skinny her head looks big.
Nothing like a woman that you can count her ribs when you're bored with her. 😂
Love Dakota! But what a jump scare when I saw JT. Totally unnecessary. 😵💫
She has such strong Libra energy
She looks so different here than she normally does. It always makes me think that they've had some work done, when they show up not looking as much like themselves. Maybe it's just her makeup, but she doesn't look like herself. Gorgeous as always. Just different looking.
Dakota is beautiful
Love Dakota. Great actress.
The Taylor swift thing was iconic LOL
Lol, the only crowd Jimmy Falon knows how to work
3:04 five times
Gosh Dakota❤
BOWEN'S LAUGH
Great vid
In the dictionary under “nepo baby” there’s a picture of Dakota Johnson!
SOO EXCITED
Soo good. Very talented🎉🎉🎉❤
The SNL40 audience photo looks photoshopped
I like her. Dakota is funny.
❤❤❤