No tyre could run over one of Mkuru's Crew member. Because he's spikes. 😮 God blesses the lady in Mkuru's crew juu yeye hu sali more. 😲 This guy in Mkuru's crew must've failed in exams, alipata Ma D. 😁 What role did Mkuru play as a prefect in school? He was Abel ringer. 🤣
Mkuru last week nilijigonga kwa zile mlango transparent nikienda interview pale westy ...wah imebidii nisubscribe. staki kujigonga ile kidole ndogo kwa kitanda...keep up the goo work bro.
Thanks sana Mkuru your stories are ever interesting and educative, my mum now is your fan. Nilikuwa ushago juzi juzi nikamwekea one of your stories, saizi anauliza watu, sasa mnawatch nn ebu weka Mkuru tuskie leo ako na nn. You are loved
Nice job Mkurugenzi✊️can you dig up for us the story of the RockeFella child who was murdered by the guinea tribe in his quest and spirit of adventure..heard from Mr.Ballen but I would Love to hear your version too
Hata kama in the end she did not take half his material belongings, what was the cost on his mental health? She saw that he had issues, was able to see it might have been linked to his upbringing na bado akaendelea kutake advantage of him. It's sad to hear what this man went through. To be brought to tears over and over and looked down upon. I find it hard to laugh at this story.
And pray tell me, how is one able to tell a story as though they are giving an eyewitness report? Crazy talent! 👏 👏 👏 To the team. On another note, yesterday I saw a mkurugenzi in one of the villages in Othaya!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳. Mkuru anapendwa!!!!
I sympathized with this lady in the first story but this one I think she went too far just to get papers. The guy was crazy, yes, but scamming someone to the extent that you get married, sleep with him, and take him to your parents is utterly ridiculous. Sorry for my strong words...
It's odd that we use to puns to divert attention from the worsening of an already shattered man. In all honesty, he deserved straightforwardness. Well played, Mkuru.
Its an assumption as the tales have been told from one side. As an observer we can't make judgement from one point. Its entertainment but it would be interesting to hear the other side. But fact still is the guy was a ka punny, ukiona madharau mara mbili usingonje confirmation ya tatu, love yourself and do the things that are in your control and just leave.
@@sydneymwanga1453 We might not know a thing or two but she had recorded evidence of misbehavior. And the fella was older, surely, he knew something was amiss.
I’m hooked on mkuruuu stories, you are such a great story teller mazeee. Pia me Niko mayuu 🇺🇸🇺🇸Yues na hio story ya walami kulialia nimekapitia 😂😂😂😂😂 ni tafash
Wallai ushai feel kuungia the situation ukute msee😂😂😂😂😂😂 the entire time nilikuwa nafeel kungekuwa na dirisha nagonga uyo *young boy* ngoto😂😂😂😂😂aaah, , , , , , , juu weee hii nimewatch nikiumanga meno na gonga pillo 😂😂😂😂aaaa at the end better ivo waliachana, , but also hope apate msee atampeleka therapy from his background short story you can tell why his like that, myb ye anajiona sawa, , , not knowing his no......lakini 😂😂😂ya nipelekeni hoteli then late nikujieni, then alie😂😂 patient imeniishia apo😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Great job Mkurugenzi I pity that gal what she went through and still I celebrate her for being brave and withstand that guy for what she wanted for her moving forward Great She’s a go getter I love that ✅ Ati sofia ni Capital city 🌃ya wapi?😅😅😅😅
Wakurugenzi why is Ireland's population always growing rapidly.......coz it's Dublin 😂😂😂
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😂😂😂hii ni kaliii
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What do you call a tree that can fit in your hand..................A PALM treeeee😂😂😂😂😂😂
A family planning treeee😅😅😅
Hii ni kali😂
What do a school timekeeper use to ring after every lesson and breaks...... A-bel 🔔😂😂😂😂
Nimechelewa lakini comment kwa recent episode mapema lazima tuforce hizi joke mpaka watu wakubali
What do you call a tick from Rome?
Roman-tick 😅
Whoa
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Kwa nini wakenya wanatambua Mkuru hivo...... Because he is well Abel😁
😂😂hii imeweza
😂😂😂😂😂 hiyo Yako ni noma
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My home town is called Sophia.. machakos b4 matuu
No tyre could run over one of Mkuru's Crew member. Because he's spikes. 😮
God blesses the lady in Mkuru's crew juu yeye hu sali more. 😲
This guy in Mkuru's crew must've failed in exams, alipata Ma D. 😁
What role did Mkuru play as a prefect in school? He was Abel ringer. 🤣
Very niiiice
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Very nice
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🤣🤣🤣Weuweeeeh!!!
And also we are waiting part 2 ya ile story ya ule msee anafanya job na CID Qatar
Eehhh banaeee weehh hio tunangoja sanaaaaa
Hehe...still waiting too... eagerly
Na ya the cousins
@@luciamwalimu2163ya cousins walishapiga
@@luciamwalimu2163Mkuru already did it. Look for it.
What does a Kalenjin call someone who has stolen Mukurugenzis pun?
A pundit
nice one😂
What 😅😅
Wueh😂😂😂😂
Noma 🤓
Punditry😂
What do you call the climate of the fifth Month of the year........May weather 😂
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Imeweza 😂
Boss hiyo ni kali.Hizi creativity watu hutoa wapi lakini?
How on earth do you watch videos from this best channel ever and fail to subscribe????? HOW?
Pia mi ushangaAa
Mimi pia am in disbelieve 😮
I wonder bwana. Wanatoa nguvu wapi?
HOWWWWW ISSA PUNISHABLE CRIME
The bad thing about Mkuru stories they end😢😢😢😢Hakuna story tunaeza pata ya the whole day😂😂😂😂😂
I know right
it's short and sweet
In which Indian city do people leave their mothers?... Mum-Baiiii!! 👋
How do we call when wakavinye helps njugush to create jokes...........Timwork😅😅😅
Ah hii ni Kali😅😅😅🙌😊
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This one😂🔥
Mkurugenzi hii ni kali😂
Hii ni kaliiii😂😂😂😂😂😂
My husband trying to come in between the man of my dreams and i"!!😂😂😂😂tht statement alone made my week😂😂😂😂
From Tz with so much love mkuuruu to the world.
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Yeah mkuruu has definitely gone international 🎉😊
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tupeeni pun ya swahili🤣
No one will ever take your place mkurugenzi you're the best manze
Diastories is the best for me 💯, though i always watch it late because of kazi. Mkurugenzi please follow up ya Undercover in Qatar 😢😢
I have laughed like crazy..huyo mlami anafaa kubembelezwa vizuuuuri.😂😂🤣
Mkuruu uishi sana❤
Abembelezwe na deep tissue massage 😆😆
He has done it again 😂😂😂😂I had to burst into a Million piece when I heard Good Times, Good Times & In Shaa Allah. Yoh Bad but we Gotchu.
Mo-gad-ishu's😂😂😂😂 aaaah from the first minute unafrrrraia tu
Is it a football thing. Sijaelewa
@@faithanangwe9972 You're kidding, right??!
@@faithanangwe9972more guard issues
Mkuru vipi bro nimekutop rank since taindi maze....Big up from Maku Meru👍
💪CHECK THIS FROM DIASPORA 🇳🇿✌️ "MKURUGENZI UNAJUA KWANINI VICTORIA KUNA WANAUME WENGI???
JUU NI MALE BORN (😅MELBOURNE😊)🇳🇿 AUSTRALIA 🦘"
Mkuru does what he does best while sitted on the bench
Mkuru last week nilijigonga kwa zile mlango transparent nikienda interview pale westy ...wah imebidii nisubscribe. staki kujigonga ile kidole ndogo kwa kitanda...keep up the goo work bro.
ati hwajawai ona diamond kama hio🔥🔥🔥 hapo swafi
Mkuru unaonea salimo sana😂....nipee yeye nimtoe kwa situation
Childhood traumas and to top it up he was being rejected by the wife and knew he was being used snd dumped
I can't believe it took me this long to realise mkuru ako huku😢anyway now that am here am staying for good
Welcome Aboard Mkurugenzi!
Leo ni Ile Siku ya Mkurugenzi kutufanyia Ile kitu ❤❤❤still waiting Weiner
Ninge tafuta gisi naweza kutafusili story zako zote to my people ili waskiye vile naskia I'm loving it all love from Burundii🇧🇮🇧🇮🇧🇮🇧🇮
Thanks sana Mkuru your stories are ever interesting and educative, my mum now is your fan. Nilikuwa ushago juzi juzi nikamwekea one of your stories, saizi anauliza watu, sasa mnawatch nn ebu weka Mkuru tuskie leo ako na nn. You are loved
I appreciate it Mkurugenzi!
Kumbe kuna husband halafu kuna man of my dreams 😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣
Love is dangerous, the guy lacked it from the mom, and now the girl is giving him all that, not fair, if hupendi msee let him/her ajue
Carlos from Maryland. I'm loving it
Mkuruu to the world❤
ati wakenya wakipatana na pombe 😆😆😆nikuchoma kuchoma laughed so hard
Long live Mkurugenzi ❤❤❤ love you soo much
The best story teller
I have gone back niwatch part 1,i am wondering how I missed that lit 🔥🔥🔥story
😂😂😂😂we mkurugenzi aty self-esteem iko kwa kiatu😂😂😂 wuuueeh
Ime nice kuskia crew wakicheka kwa background 🎉❤😂😂😂😂
Wangapi wa Kasarani tupelekane show ya Abeli😊
Wakurugenzi...I was born inside the car but died outside so you can call me Car-bon dioxide 😅
❤❤❤red hearts for mkuru, injili isonge... Nimekosa punch line 😰
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Injilii iendeleee❤️❤️❤️❤️
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣manners out of the window
ey jamani must be a crime to laugh this hard this early
Nice job Mkurugenzi✊️can you dig up for us the story of the RockeFella child who was murdered by the guinea tribe in his quest and spirit of adventure..heard from Mr.Ballen but I would Love to hear your version too
Me too
I'm binge watching Mr Ballen's videos currently, I watched the story last week ni kali
Watched that one too. Mkuru version would be interesting
Ata akielezea nobody knows what happened to that guy.
Mara alikuliwa mara walimuona akiride boat na other natives it's long story
Ati mlisema "in the beginning" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I just can't 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Hata kama in the end she did not take half his material belongings, what was the cost on his mental health? She saw that he had issues, was able to see it might have been linked to his upbringing na bado akaendelea kutake advantage of him. It's sad to hear what this man went through. To be brought to tears over and over and looked down upon.
I find it hard to laugh at this story.
What did God say as he was creating a bee ..." Let there be"😊
And pray tell me, how is one able to tell a story as though they are giving an eyewitness report? Crazy talent! 👏 👏 👏 To the team.
On another note, yesterday I saw a mkurugenzi in one of the villages in Othaya!!!! 😳😳😳😳😳. Mkuru anapendwa!!!!
Nani anaskia kukimbiza time kama mimi hapa... premier joo😢😢
When he said ‘ Kisii’ I lost it 😅
Totally😅😅😅😅😅
Bwana mkuruu❤️❤️❤️🔥🔥🔥🔥
I sympathized with this lady in the first story but this one I think she went too far just to get papers. The guy was crazy, yes, but scamming someone to the extent that you get married, sleep with him, and take him to your parents is utterly ridiculous. Sorry for my strong words...
It’s heartless, especially after she understood where his lack of confidence comes from.
Mkurugenzi ana summarize story alafu we unaanza kuelezea tena😂
Yea..totall manipulation.Any man would go crazy
Its easy to be honest and straight forward. People will hook you up with papers roho safi
With such a mother, he lacked an emotional foundation as he was neglected as a child and as an adult. I hope he got help coz I feel bad for him.
Mkuruu,, ushawaijiuliza mbona British army wanapenda Asali?....... Ni juu wao hutrain Na-nyuki.
Aki mtu asicopy hii.. 😅 😅 😅 😅
It's odd that we use to puns to divert attention from the worsening of an already shattered man. In all honesty, he deserved straightforwardness. Well played, Mkuru.
But anyway....
Why do people from Slovakia always look so attractive?
Cause you've been Czech-ing them out😎
But the gal was straight forward from the beginning
Its an assumption as the tales have been told from one side. As an observer we can't make judgement from one point. Its entertainment but it would be interesting to hear the other side. But fact still is the guy was a ka punny, ukiona madharau mara mbili usingonje confirmation ya tatu, love yourself and do the things that are in your control and just leave.
When does a dad joke become a dada joke..
When it becomes 'apparent '😂😂😂
@@sydneymwanga1453 We might not know a thing or two but she had recorded evidence of misbehavior. And the fella was older, surely, he knew something was amiss.
😂😂😂😂😂I love how you went about the age thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 😂
Mbona wakurugenzi hawajatusalimia leo, ni vile wako na salimo😊
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂🤣nimecheka the whole story!! Karibu niletewe oxygen 😂😂😂😂
I really feel bad for that man . Pple can be heartless
Najua sahi his self esteem imeisha kabisaa..damn..if he had good male friends he could have improved
I feel for the guy, tqhe lady alimweka through a lot man
Being honest am addicted to mkurus content keep it up.
I’m hooked on mkuruuu stories, you are such a great story teller mazeee. Pia me Niko mayuu 🇺🇸🇺🇸Yues na hio story ya walami kulialia nimekapitia 😂😂😂😂😂 ni tafash
Sentensi mbili za constitution zote!!. Watu huku nje wako na concentration span ndefu sana😂😂Anyway it ain't much but it's honest work
Yes my sweet name mkuru
Aki huyo mzungu ndogomothi 😂😂😂 hizi ni gani man
pamoja mkuruu..watching live nikiwa hapa ruaka...twende sana...
The guy was unable to regulate his emotions due to his upbringing, so sad, I hope he gets help
hii ,paka, yakee muhimu sana
Mkurugenzi with the jyuuuce
Wallai ushai feel kuungia the situation ukute msee😂😂😂😂😂😂 the entire time nilikuwa nafeel kungekuwa na dirisha nagonga uyo *young boy* ngoto😂😂😂😂😂aaah, , , , , , , juu weee hii nimewatch nikiumanga meno na gonga pillo 😂😂😂😂aaaa at the end better ivo waliachana, , but also hope apate msee atampeleka therapy from his background short story you can tell why his like that, myb ye anajiona sawa, , , not knowing his no......lakini 😂😂😂ya nipelekeni hoteli then late nikujieni, then alie😂😂 patient imeniishia apo😂😂😂❤❤❤❤
Aki its the "anaanza kulia" for me 😀😀
Wlh The reality is that he lacked the ability to drive, which prevented him from obtaining the Constitution book.
I always love that phrase so much...tumbemmbeleze😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
😂😂me I like tunakimbiza mwili😂😂😂
what do you call a bell ringer from Italy? Abel Mutua 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Ficha hio akili usirongwe 😂😂😂
Nlikua kwa part 2 nkaona part 1 ikabidi niback part one kwaaaanzaaa 😂😂😂
Mkuruuu khwisero was necessary kwa hiyo story 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂wacha kuchomea watu wa khwisero
You've gotta love this story telling!
Absolutely i remember that first story❤❤❤❤
Kuna pun niliskia ikanimaliza ....ati mkuru akiwa south Africa...click click bang
Another episode ya kuenjoy skills za mkuru za story telling..we are waiting mkuru
@peterflexx. Worry no more...coz we gatchu!!!
Constitution ilisomwa ❤❤❤❤🎉
This is by far the funniest 😂😂😂and still very much educative 👏🏾
We remember it like yesterday!
😂😂😂😂😂spare my ribs on this one,great content mkuru❤
Nilijaribu kukatia Nikita Kering some years ago but skutoboa coz she was a lil minor💔😂😂
Mkuru unachomea wakenya😢😂😂😂😅
The girl was unlucky with 2 guys but she finally made it. From the first one using crack cocaine to the second one the crying siren 😂😂
Leo nimejaribu kufika mapema🎉🎉🎉
Nakubali mkuru from tz
😂😂😂😂, mkuru to the world
ah story imenice mbaya sana 😂💯
mkuru, listen, reminder.. ile story ya the undercover guy bado tunachill part two. broo do the ting mahn do the ting!
😂😂😂😂😂😂anaogopa muscles
Great job Mkurugenzi
I pity that gal what she went through and still I celebrate her for being brave and withstand that guy for what she wanted for her moving forward
Great
She’s a go getter
I love that ✅
Ati sofia ni Capital city 🌃ya wapi?😅😅😅😅
😂😂😂my punchline ni....nilikua nashangaa kwa nini napenda mkurugenzi 😂😂😂kumbe naishi mkuruu😂😂😂😂
nice content mkuru..based on both stories uyo dem pia yy alkua anachoma sanaaa,hri tu angestick na uyu mzee wa 35 ju she was after paperss
Mwinjaku😂😂,mwikanju,, joined
Enjoying the story good job much love ❤❤❤