Reminds me of a classmate back in high school tukiwa form four😅. Kijana Ernets Bemati Mururu mwenyewe😂. Ninja had been sent home akuje na mzazi. The guy was ngozi nyeuthi, 3am darkness typpa🌚. Wueeh, siku ya kureport back tunaona amekuja na mwarabu flani hapo yellow yellow. "Mzazi" anakaa amesoakiwa kwa maziwa. Alipita kwa corridor ya class tu hivi tukaanza nduru, sababu tulijua hapa class teacher anaenda kupangwa proper😜. Guess what? Small small tunaona msee anaingia class ju alisurvive. 😂😂 si tuliisha daro design flani hapo
Funny enough talking of the matatu drivers,,this guys will overtake you and then drop a passenger in front of you,,unashindwa alikua anakuovertake aende wapi😅😅😅😅
Such colourful narration, even wakili himself must have felt like he was experiencing it for the first time!😂. Good job Abel,The Entertainer. Ati 'mukanyonye huko'(31:39)😂😂😂
Mkuu wewe tu ni baraka from God,no gift can much your work...the intro part is very common and very important;people have a problem in doing small,uncostly things and the end is very diverstating... having small portable bins in the car very important;l once experienced something that gives me a reason kushukuru God for life..iyo Stori yakurusha vitu from dirisha ya gari is very dangerous, it's something so tiny but imagine the risk and the kind of outcome it can lead to....thank you Mkuru for out-listing this
🤣🤣🤣 this was hilarious! Mkurungenzi you are good storyteller cause I felt like I was there! Keeping my fingers crossed this guy makes it with the fake dad! This should be a movie 😁
I tasted one episode of Mkurugenzi 🔥 it like I tasted a good drug, now I'm a drug addict 😂😂😂. I'm getting high with this stories most of which are educative..They are uniting us as Kenyans🇰🇪🇰🇪
Stopped in the middle of the video jusy to appreciate mku kubwa. Aki your story telling skills are so intresting and keeps me wondering what's next. I have to say you are the best 👍🏽 😄💯
I did the same thing ila wangu walikuwa kutoka kwa bar mathe alikuwa Kur* na fathe mlevi walinipiga alafu mathe“ akaniuliza mbele ya principle na kikikuyu „unjirire witagwo atia nugu ino?“😂 uliniambia unaitwa nani Nugu hii?😂 Fathe naye akaanza „kazi imeisha nipatie pesa zangu niende nikanunue keg „😂 waah karibu nipewe G …nilikuwa nimejaribu kuform mgomo 😂 crazy😂
Let me tell you mkuru😂😂😂I hired a guy to be my boyfriend on my friends birthday,and he is my baby daddy now,kumbe kulikuwa na sleepover per couple , anyway its 12 years down the line😂😂
Ooooh nooo 😂😂😂,this guy is my partner in crime ,i can totally relate with his story ,only difference is we had remained in school, playing basketball, i went through hell 😂😂😂😂💔 After extending my stay at home .
The into, there was a time was traveling just past Limuru almost Kimende kuna zile motorbike za maziwa, iliikuwa imebena zile metallic drums za maziwa around 10 litres, kifuniko ikafungukua and the way inakuanga chuma strong, hiyo nduthi ilikuwa at speed, so hiyo kifuniko ilitoka na speed pia luckily ilimiss gari
In a stringent college where attendance and dress code were non-negotiable, I, a CPA student, faced a financial hurdle for exam fees. Determined, I paid for two units, leaving me short for the rest. Unable to attend all classes, I got suspended. Desperate, I hired my "sister," a Kabarak University student, to pose as my guardian. The principal, smitten by her, arranged a date. After their agreement, she scolded me convincingly, securing my return without extra cost. I paid her, learning a lesson: a smart, beautiful woman makes a perfect guardian for hire.
Mim nilifanya more than 4 times But kuna moja nilipata mlevi alinitandika stik mbele ya shule sinto sahauuuu wallah😅😅😅😅😂 alinipiga kuliko mzazi venye angenipiga😢😢
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The way listening to this story gave me stress 😭 I can't imagine what he went through 😂 he'll definitely be a good lawyer
Me tooo😂😂😂😂
This story is better and more dramatic than any Tahidi High episode...
Moral of the story, if you can't explain kindly cry, 😅 ladies are we together 😅😅😅
The fact that the guy was my classmate in Mang'u is just hilarious 😂😂😂😂
Tell us more🤭🤭
@@wachirayvonitta6898 mwaka ni 2017😂😂😂...
😂😂😂
I know the guy too, hii story unimaliza nikikumbuka.
Namjua 😂😂😂,ni Bien
I love how Mkuru usually brings such kind of stories to life.
Mkurugenzi is a national treasure and should be protected at all cost.
yessssssssssssiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiir it's time for him to move in convoys😂😛
Mkuru all day every day 😊
Amen amen amen
This Guy should be the CJ juu wueeh.. anaeza craft laws za kuinua hii nchi😂😂😂
Amazing story Mkuru😂
"ladies and gents I have found my mother" that one was a killer.
Legit 😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Verified n Certified 🤣🤣🤣
Kuisha naishaa😂😂😂
🤣🤣
Mr. Mutua, thank you for appreciating Crazy Kennar and all content creators. That was history in the making🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉
That's what makes a man,a man! Lifting the others,or just appreciating them
Why bring up Crazy Kennar in this comment section...its totally irrelevant especially with nursery kids jokes
Kennar hatokei western tafuta manii mwengine
That guy is a good actor,he made a very wise career choice he is gonna be one of the best lawyers.
Reminds me of a classmate back in high school tukiwa form four😅. Kijana Ernets Bemati Mururu mwenyewe😂. Ninja had been sent home akuje na mzazi. The guy was ngozi nyeuthi, 3am darkness typpa🌚. Wueeh, siku ya kureport back tunaona amekuja na mwarabu flani hapo yellow yellow. "Mzazi" anakaa amesoakiwa kwa maziwa. Alipita kwa corridor ya class tu hivi tukaanza nduru, sababu tulijua hapa class teacher anaenda kupangwa proper😜. Guess what? Small small tunaona msee anaingia class ju alisurvive. 😂😂 si tuliisha daro design flani hapo
Maybe the other parent was dark skin.children can take on one parent and not the other .
@@MwiituMuseo 😂😂 thing is we knew his parents. He hand picked the lady from the market, same scenario as this guy's 😅
😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The tension after mwalimu asked kama mzazi amezikwa 😂😂😂😂 I was so stressed😂😂
Nimekuwa nikipanic throughout the story
Same😂😂😂
Wueh this story was intense...esp as an alumni of the school, i could literally picture the whole scenario. Huyo Mungu alimuonekania. Great story🤣👏
This was normal in my school😂😂😂kuna msee ashaikuwa hired twice akajulikana
Thanks!
Funny enough talking of the matatu drivers,,this guys will overtake you and then drop a passenger in front of you,,unashindwa alikua anakuovertake aende wapi😅😅😅😅
Whenever I see a notification of Mkuruu I leave everything hata kama nilikua nasomea exam😅😅😅🔥🔥🔥🔥
Mkuru anakuanga therapist wangu what is life bila mkurugenzi 🎉🎉🎉😊
I appreciate it Mkurugenzi.
A story well narrated. You are a great story teller. Captivating. 🙂
This story is better and more dramatic than any Tahidi High episode...
Mkurugenzi, kuna hii movie iko na story emotional Sana unafaa kuchapa makuru, "Mrs CHATTERJEE VS NORWAY, sana
Such colourful narration, even wakili himself must have felt like he was experiencing it for the first time!😂. Good job Abel,The Entertainer.
Ati 'mukanyonye huko'(31:39)😂😂😂
0:01 intro story... Madereva wa matatu stories and other road worries
5:42 Young and Stupid song
6:15 The day's story "PARENT FOR HIRE"
This story gave me stress😭😭😭manzee Mkuruu😅A Rollercoaster of emotions joh😭😂big up Mr Man🎉You delivered 😊
Huu mwaka manze umecheza kama ww sana on our screens💯 Nakuombea tu Mungu akubariki na kila kitu chenye unataka mkuru🙏🏽
The fact that my bro has done this... Na shule kulikua na cousins... Walishangaa mzazi mgani huyu
I did the same in moi girls,back in 2014. Nilitafuta mjamaa akaongea na principal,makosa ni kuchelewa shule same story😢😢
Nimeskia Mang'u nikajua ni nani immediately🤣🤣
Ni nani😂😂😂😂
Sema ni nani bro
Mkuu wewe tu ni baraka from God,no gift can much your work...the intro part is very common and very important;people have a problem in doing small,uncostly things and the end is very diverstating... having small portable bins in the car very important;l once experienced something that gives me a reason kushukuru God for life..iyo Stori yakurusha vitu from dirisha ya gari is very dangerous, it's something so tiny but imagine the risk and the kind of outcome it can lead to....thank you Mkuru for out-listing this
Aty Principal ni wa Ukambani hajui mambo ya floods 😂😂😂 ,,wee Mkuru😂
😂😂this guy is just so funny
When I get anxiety, I listen to your stories😂 and somehow I pull through with the day, never gotten it but it works
I can relate
@@chaliejennie9622me too
Here too... I'm glad we got him
Am just from breaking up with my boyfriend coz he refused to watch this with me ,,,,,top fan ❤❤❤❤
Hii nayo ni chocha tbh
Hii nayo ni chocha tbh
You will glow akuulize what's the skin care... Just say it's Mkurugenzi effect😂😂😂
Tunafanya count down za 5 hours😂😂mkuru to the world
Wĩteithie means 'jisaidie' 😂😂😂
Literally! 🤣🤣🤣
Abel should be kept in national archive
Wadau niko ndaaaani ndaaaani kabisa.. ❤❤❤
Makosa mi yangu 😂😂😂😂😂I like the way unaji humble ukisema hiyo words...😂😂😂 Mkuruu for life
🤣🤣🤣 this was hilarious! Mkurungenzi you are good storyteller cause I felt like I was there! Keeping my fingers crossed this guy makes it with the fake dad! This should be a movie 😁
I watch all of Mkurus stories but this one....aki nimecheka...never laughed so hard! This is hilarious! I just had to comment!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Story iko best 🎉. Enyewe usanii muhimu😂😂. Anyway, thanks Mkuru 🎉🎉.
watu wa shha ma khokho mkururgenzii shout out ig manzeee
Mkurugezi merry christian thanks to Sana your means so much Deep love from UAE ras alkaima state ❤❤
Merry Christmas to you too, Mkurugenzi!
What a relief, 😂😂😂Walai hii story imenistress kabla iishe. Thank God.
I tasted one episode of Mkurugenzi 🔥 it like I tasted a good drug, now I'm a drug addict 😂😂😂. I'm getting high with this stories most of which are educative..They are uniting us as Kenyans🇰🇪🇰🇪
These guy was hilarious in our class can't forget....hii ni ile insha ya siku satawahi sahau.
The most hilarious story I have heard lately 😂😂😂 ...
Mkuru… kazi safi…. Niko na story unafaa kuchapia wakurugenzi
Am i the only person who can borrow data just to view mkurugenzi stories here😂this one was hilarious
Tuko wengi Antoh
Uyo nae anadeserve Oscar!🤣🤣🤣🤣 Anafaa kuchapia his parents sasa, si ashamaliza shule,
Kama kawa kama Dawa 💊Waiting for some juice🍹🍹
Stopped in the middle of the video jusy to appreciate mku kubwa. Aki your story telling skills are so intresting and keeps me wondering what's next. I have to say you are the best 👍🏽 😄💯
The floods story got me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂...aaah mkuru😂😂😂😂😂
Principal: Have you buried your mother yet?
Said guy: wails like a baby 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭.
I would love to buy this guy a cup of coffee 😂😂.
The last two days nimekuwa na malaria, but after watching the introduction...I'm laughing alone in bed... this guy is amazing
Imagine such a person reasoning in such a manner in highschool.😹Certainly A crazy genius....and a danger to the law field😹
That would be the perfect gangster against the criminal world outta here 🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂well said
😂😂he’s such a fast thinker coz how do you get out of all those sticky situations…..def gonna be a great lawyer!!!
The guy lived 9 nines in an afternoon 😂.
😂😂😂😂@@kap849
🎉 Merry Christmas Mkurugenzi, Eagerly waiting 👍
Merry Christmas to you too!!
Ati huyo msee hawezikua wanyonyi wakanyonye uko nje 😂😂😂😂😂🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
Mkuru who was your Biology teacher ati machozi inatoka kwa Golgi bodies😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
0:26 semea bajaji za bongo
Mkuru hii ya leo nikufunga mwaka 😂😂
Mkuru umesema wakanyonye uko nje kweli kweli 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Merry Christmas mkurugenzi 🎉🎉
Merry Christmas to you too!!
I did the same thing ila wangu walikuwa kutoka kwa bar mathe alikuwa Kur* na fathe mlevi walinipiga alafu mathe“ akaniuliza mbele ya principle na kikikuyu „unjirire witagwo atia nugu ino?“😂 uliniambia unaitwa nani Nugu hii?😂 Fathe naye akaanza „kazi imeisha nipatie pesa zangu niende nikanunue keg „😂 waah karibu nipewe G …nilikuwa nimejaribu kuform mgomo 😂 crazy😂
huyo deputy is defnitely Mr. Muthende🤣😂
His real name??😂😂
@@jennygitau3940 yea
😂😂😂Thendex
Mkuru shukran sana kwa kushikilia Kennar jana👏👏👊
This is usually my favorite show.. keep them coming Bruh
I have to be there when the action was taking place. just need bundles and earphones. mkuru, wewe ni true definition of an original narrator. kudos
2023 is coming to an end and the only great thing am excited about is knowing this channel😂❤
Mkurugenzi hii story nayo imeweza👍...you are really good at bringing stories to life ilikuwa nikama nawatch movie. Thanks
Merry Xmass wakurugenzi.. Abel shukran Sana for keeping me and others in gulf occupied all through.. Much love from Saudi
Bless you!!
And you too. Still waiting undercover in gulf😂😂😂
One day ntakuwa kwa list ya mkuru yaani mtu alinifanya mbaya akakula 28k huku gulf stry ilikuwa kubuy job but let me recover over it
Aki true sisi watu wa saudi hungoja Abel stories kama news😂😂😂
Watu wa gulf tuko wengi...I love mkuruu❤
Mimi tu ukinipiga io miatatu hamsini nitakuwa swah😂😂 This has just reminded me my Highschool moments..Thanks Mkuru wewe ni mutu wa mana 😂😂
Thanks for adressing on road desipline very important
burnt forest was just chilling then mkurugenzi akaamua 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣ni sisi sasa tunachafua jiji🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Let me tell you mkuru😂😂😂I hired a guy to be my boyfriend on my friends birthday,and he is my baby daddy now,kumbe kulikuwa na sleepover per couple , anyway its 12 years down the line😂😂
😅😂😂😂Ati what
Hii yako tena Ni ngoriii😅😅😅😂
There's a time nimetupiwa upto date I still remember the NUMBER PLATES kwanza ni gari mbili walitupa zikifuatana
Ooooh nooo 😂😂😂,this guy is my partner in crime ,i can totally relate with his story ,only difference is we had remained in school, playing basketball, i went through hell 😂😂😂😂💔
After extending my stay at home .
The into, there was a time was traveling just past Limuru almost Kimende kuna zile motorbike za maziwa, iliikuwa imebena zile metallic drums za maziwa around 10 litres, kifuniko ikafungukua and the way inakuanga chuma strong, hiyo nduthi ilikuwa at speed, so hiyo kifuniko ilitoka na speed pia luckily ilimiss gari
44:47 44:48 44:49 44:50 44:52 44:53 mboma unalia mkuru,😢😂😂😂Much love❤❤❤❤,God bless you🙏
Shule ilikua haitambui ati mlikua mnawarepresent... They want you there😂😂😂 Sisi watu wa fest we suffered❤
In a stringent college where attendance and dress code were non-negotiable, I, a CPA student, faced a financial hurdle for exam fees. Determined, I paid for two units, leaving me short for the rest. Unable to attend all classes, I got suspended. Desperate, I hired my "sister," a Kabarak University student, to pose as my guardian. The principal, smitten by her, arranged a date. After their agreement, she scolded me convincingly, securing my return without extra cost. I paid her, learning a lesson: a smart, beautiful woman makes a perfect guardian for hire.
Strathmore much 🤣
Manze tusiwatch bila kulike...let's like it my fellow wakurus
Enjoyed every bit of this,,,, not me thinking he was going ti be given another one week for "maobolezi"😂😂😂
Hapo kwa road discipline Mkuru uko on point
Mkuru undercover part 2 tunangoja
Thank you abeli for kutaja hao wasee wa kutupa takataka kwa highway.Very disgusting.
Utaona grown up anatupa chupa ya soda Thika Road
Mkurugenzi 😂😂😂utaaaffrrrrraaaaaaaiiiiaa 😂😅🎉 anyway lets roooooollll 😊
Mkuruu never disappoints just laughed all thru on my desk n colleagues r like umechizi ninii ….. hamwezi elewaaaaa 47:02
This is like the only such story from high school that was successful 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Mim nilifanya more than 4 times
But kuna moja nilipata mlevi alinitandika stik mbele ya shule sinto sahauuuu wallah😅😅😅😅😂 alinipiga kuliko mzazi venye angenipiga😢😢
The title close to this should be Young and Intelligent hahahaha😂😂😂😂😂😂
juuce imeenda shule am loving this
The small convoluted tubule part killed me😂😂😂😂
Kazi Safi,na relate na iyo stori 100%, umenikumbusha mbali✌️
Let's agree that mkuru is our kenyan 🇰🇪 goat 6:14
I appreciate it Mkurugenzi!
Usisahau wenye hawajui kutumia climbing lanes bana ... big up mkurugenzi🎉🎉🎉
Mkuru let me appreciate the littering story coz wuueh😂 people need to learn but the pampers thing, got me on the floor😅
Mkurugenzi hapo ume ni kuna nilikua na washwaa sanaa na hio isiyouuu😅....0:01
Im at Budalangi floods...cracking my ribs 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂...Where's Ababu Namwamba
😂😂😂
That day was meant to go as it did. What are the chances that he was Luhya!
Mkurugenzi siyo chemichemi za ulevi, sema chembechembe za ulevi.
But kazi zako ni nzuri,nazipitia zooote kabisa.
Unafanya nisiwatch game ya man u😊
Mkurugenzi bravo,, hapo kwa watu wa uber na fast lane indiscipline umefanya vizuri sana