Yes the Primal Beings of WPE, Mr. Blobby, the Michelin Man, the teletubbies and their sun. Also, the gods of wpe, Ronald Mcdonald, grimace, Kool-aid man, Pillsbury doughboy, and the God of love Borat!
Can confirm, cracking your member like a glow stick really works, its definitely glowing a bright red colour.... the pain and swelling are unexpected side effects tho.....
Oh my god, it seems like they're actually enjoying each other's presence in this one. Almost like they all got enough sleep. And food. And water. And sun. And
Sometimes Gabby's random thoughts can truly result in some genuine comedy happening, and I think "Shine bright like a ball sack" is probably my favorite one now lol.
@thegerblinradio or Microsoft edge. Its basic as it comes pre-installed. It tries to be main character by auto-opening itself. But its only use is downloading chrome
0:35 American citizen here. Fun (?) fact: in Texas there are invasive wild hogs that roam in huge hordes stripping the land. I remember hearing stories that people would go out in helicopters with machine guns to cull them. If you replace rocket launchers with illegal fireworks, it just sounds like a fun summer activity with your young niece and nephew!
9:34 the call of Kool-Aid Man And in the darkness of the abyssal rift, the dreamers that ventured down the terror-laden non-euclidian staircase could hear the faint echo of the ageless howl of the Crimson liquor Keeper. An ancient call that would one day awake the ancient gods so they reclaimed their planet: "Oh Yeah!"
4:18 Glow in the dark. While It would be inconvenient for some things, I'd never be worried about missing the toilet when I get up to go number 1 in the middle of the night and don't want to kill myself by turning on the bathroom lights.
Guys, the god of love isn't Borat, he's the god of _Very nice!_ things. The goddess of love and lust, and call me old but I KNOW you'll all know this... The Cadbury's Flake rabbit. Like, not overtly sexual but hinted at, subtle, downplayed, it fits perfectly.
Then you'll love this: tumors can grow teeth! And hair! You can even look up pics of this online :))))) it's very psychologically damaging :))))) It's 'cause tumor cells have lost the growth inhibitor, so everything just goes haywire.
More of this please I just discovered your channel lol my friends and I are hours deep in this game it’s so fun to watch you guys go through the same !
0:01 “Axing” Gabby to get up 0:12 ‘MERICA 0:43 Fishtank 0:54 “Can we just not?” -Alex, being reasonable for once 1:05 Nick kicks Jake off his property 1:23 Yelling in lowercase 1:38 [Redacted] with a beaver?! 1:48 Gabby’s sneeze jumpscare + SUBSCRIBE 1:56 Jake’s character design 2:16 “analmonster_69” is allowed, but “boobs” isn’t? 2:26 Deny 2:33 SUBSCRIBE! + Marcus’ editing skills 3:39 Ellis’ cursed character design 3:58 Broken cutscene 4:10 “Shine bright like a ballsack” -Gabby, 2024. + Glowstick dick 4:47 WPE compass (I’d buy it as merch) 5:09 Gabby planted everything already 5:27 Stranger’s base 5:47 “I’m up the fucking tower, butt!” -Cath, 2024 6:06 “Scuse mew” 6:25 Cursed in-game chat message 6:41 Jake breaks the sound barrier 6:54 What web browsers would everyone be? 7:16 Worst sat nav ever! (Sat Nav is British for GPS) 7:41 “South by south left” 8:02 Cursed teeth 8:24 Alex fails the jump 6:25 Mascot gods 9:50 Motorcycle [redacted] 10:08 Jazz scatting
Jonk is definitely Microsoft edge as it does its job, a bit reliable, bbbuuuuttttt…you need some capable hardware ‘cough’ ‘cough’ braincells ‘cough’ to use it 😂😂😂
3:21 I just love how Nick is on the same nonsense wavelength xD Although I feel a little sorry for Marcus there, having to put up with all that. Suggesting it is one thing, making it another, and he did well
5:40 "I wonder if we can turn off the wires" GREAT NEWS! YOU CAN! while in build mode, you hit.... i think it was either R or L on the keyboard Additional notes: its your client only, so when you do bad wiring, you might not see it, but anyone who hasnt turned off wires still can see your bad wiring
4:39 Marcus deserves a raise for putting up with you lot
Where is the money coming out of for that raise?
@@AuroDHikoshi The group's salaries for creating a hostile work environment
Hostile to sanity and will to live
@@AuroDHikoshi Clover's pay
@@Captain_Tumbleweedthatll get her for being late for posting the schedules!
If he has to deal with the chaos, we also gotta embrace the madness.
"Shine bright like a ball sack" may be my favorite Gabby lyrics ever
Yeah!
Also Hi.
REAL THO
3:35 - that ding at the end of that hell of the Subscribe message made me laugh so hard I couldn't breathe and was crying.
The Subscrowave is done!
Imagine Marcus putting that on his resume if he has to get another job... or he's nominated for some kind of award.
Yes the Primal Beings of WPE, Mr. Blobby, the Michelin Man, the teletubbies and their sun. Also, the gods of wpe, Ronald Mcdonald, grimace, Kool-aid man, Pillsbury doughboy, and the God of love Borat!
Mr blobby - Zeus
Bibembum(Michelin man) - hephaistos
Ronald -
Borat - Eros
Sun baby - Helios
Kool-aid - dionysos
Ronald is Hades
@@discord440 borat - heavy it seems.
3:39 well done on the editing. I feel the pain.
"Can we just not??" Is something I say on the regular 😂
THAT INTRO CLIP!!! Jake just went and said "Wake up, goddamnit, so I can axe you a question!!"
Thank you Marcus! Jolly good show 3:30
"...And ever did the Elder Tubbies watch from their forgotten, unfathomable realms."
Can confirm, cracking your member like a glow stick really works, its definitely glowing a bright red colour.... the pain and swelling are unexpected side effects tho.....
And just like a glow-stick, you can't use it again after you broke it
0:02 - "C'mon, Gabby. Chop-chop!"😁
9:43 The deadpan delivery has me absolutely dying over here XD
9:43 It's just plain old Borat. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Oh my god, it seems like they're actually enjoying each other's presence in this one.
Almost like they all got enough sleep. And food. And water. And sun. And
4:39 Gabby please NEVER say that again, they went INSIDE of me hearing that
fr i physically cringed when she said that
2:09 so basically Jonk gave himself a dirty sanchez 😂
Sometimes Gabby's random thoughts can truly result in some genuine comedy happening, and I think "Shine bright like a ball sack" is probably my favorite one now lol.
Nick is such a good addition to the lineup 😂
If Jonk was a search engine he'd 100% be Google Chrome. Basic and main character. fits perfectly.
Nah cause chrome can be useful sometimes /j
@thegerblinradio or Microsoft edge. Its basic as it comes pre-installed. It tries to be main character by auto-opening itself. But its only use is downloading chrome
9:34 dont forget Mister Clean...
Did not expect WPE to make their own eldritch pantheon at all.
"There needs to be a godess of love" BORAT!
0:35 American citizen here. Fun (?) fact: in Texas there are invasive wild hogs that roam in huge hordes stripping the land. I remember hearing stories that people would go out in helicopters with machine guns to cull them. If you replace rocket launchers with illegal fireworks, it just sounds like a fun summer activity with your young niece and nephew!
Having lived in rural Texas for a few years before, I can confirm this is actually true.
G0d bless the USA
You sure that's Texas? Because chasing wild hogs with illegally modified fireworks from a helicopter sounds VERY Florida Man...
RIP Waddles
1:34 Beautiful 😂
The bike taking off by itself LOL. Love it.
10:26 i never want to see the phrase "skibidi scat" again please
3:50 it might just be me but Ellis's character looks like the humanization of Sid the sloth 😂
6:54 let’s be honest, Jake would be Microsoft edge
1:57 looks like Captain Hook
Goddess of love in this weird pantheon: The lady M&M
The green one? Wasnt she canonically trans? So that'd actually be perfect...
@@Xenmaru00 I can't find anything about her being trans, as far as I can tell she's been female since her introduction in 1997
@@akantiia i know *one* of the female M&Ms is apparently trans. i just cant remember if it was the green one or the brown one...
Borat as the love god is absolutely perfect
That comment about cracking your balls like a glowstick physically hurt me, so thanks for that Gabby.
Good thing it wasn't about cracking a boner since it actually makes a crack sound when broken. All you need then is the glow.
1:51
"ACCHOOO! Scubscribe!"
-Gabbee
Fun Cursed Fact: Ovaries can sometimes grow teeth.
They can only be removed with surgery.
You're welcome for that cursed knowledge!
Well great, that's my nightmare material fucklicated for the next few months-!
imagine laying pipe and accidently getting your knob turned into a cocktail sausage
0:41 WELCOME TO AMERICA ALEX!!!
6:29 What a way to shoot a shot I guess? Also Gabby's singing into deadpan while rereading fucking killed me.
ellis saying that if he was a search engine he would be ask jeeves is so real
Thank you marcus for the epic subscribe part
Man... i love this game. And i love you guys. Both combined is just overwhelming
Sad, yet wholesome fact about the Baby Sun from Teletubbies.
She recently had a child of her own a few years ago.
WPE Pantheon is absolutely stacked.
6:45 Ahh, the voice of an angel...with a horrible voice 😊😂
It’s like an angle has fallen from heaven, but dyslexia clipped its wing and it fell head first.
That compass idea Nick had would make a great tshirt. ESPECIALLY A V-NECK. I NEED JUST ONE FRACKING V-NECK 😂
9:34 the call of Kool-Aid Man
And in the darkness of the abyssal rift, the dreamers that ventured down the terror-laden non-euclidian staircase could hear the faint echo of the ageless howl of the Crimson liquor Keeper. An ancient call that would one day awake the ancient gods so they reclaimed their planet:
"Oh Yeah!"
4:18 Glow in the dark. While It would be inconvenient for some things, I'd never be worried about missing the toilet when I get up to go number 1 in the middle of the night and don't want to kill myself by turning on the bathroom lights.
transparent so I can tell people how drained I am LOL
At first I was like, bright blue of course! But then I decided I'd rather have blue-black balls with white sparkles, like goldstone spheres.
I love it, please make this a series 🥹♥️
10:33 Rip scat man 1942 to 1999.
Guys, the god of love isn't Borat, he's the god of _Very nice!_ things. The goddess of love and lust, and call me old but I KNOW you'll all know this...
The Cadbury's Flake rabbit. Like, not overtly sexual but hinted at, subtle, downplayed, it fits perfectly.
The God of war is Burger King.
I love psycological damage and the "teeth where they arent supposed to be bit" is gonna be my thing today thank you
Then you'll love this: tumors can grow teeth! And hair! You can even look up pics of this online :))))) it's very psychologically damaging :)))))
It's 'cause tumor cells have lost the growth inhibitor, so everything just goes haywire.
When your alarm has had it with you pressing snooze for the 5th time: 0:01
If string theory is real..yall just made up one hell of a crazy universe lol
4:35 THE CONTINUATION OF THAT IS “BALLSACKS IN THE SKY” AND I WILL NOT SLEEP FOR WEEKS- 😂
The worst part about 8:07 would be the tooth roots going into your nailbed
"I have a headache!" *pulls out axe*
Me: Ah, the Greek method.
More of this please I just discovered your channel lol my friends and I are hours deep in this game it’s so fun to watch you guys go through the same !
Alex would absolutely be the Tor/Onion browser, or whatever 4chan uses.
New fan of this group and I really like the dynamic! Plus the captioned words help since I’m partially deaf!
0:01 “Axing” Gabby to get up
0:12 ‘MERICA
0:43 Fishtank
0:54 “Can we just not?” -Alex, being reasonable for once
1:05 Nick kicks Jake off his property
1:23 Yelling in lowercase
1:38 [Redacted] with a beaver?!
1:48 Gabby’s sneeze jumpscare + SUBSCRIBE
1:56 Jake’s character design
2:16 “analmonster_69” is allowed, but “boobs” isn’t?
2:26 Deny
2:33 SUBSCRIBE! + Marcus’ editing skills
3:39 Ellis’ cursed character design
3:58 Broken cutscene
4:10 “Shine bright like a ballsack” -Gabby, 2024. + Glowstick dick
4:47 WPE compass (I’d buy it as merch)
5:09 Gabby planted everything already
5:27 Stranger’s base
5:47 “I’m up the fucking tower, butt!” -Cath, 2024
6:06 “Scuse mew”
6:25 Cursed in-game chat message
6:41 Jake breaks the sound barrier
6:54 What web browsers would everyone be?
7:16 Worst sat nav ever! (Sat Nav is British for GPS)
7:41 “South by south left”
8:02 Cursed teeth
8:24 Alex fails the jump
6:25 Mascot gods
9:50 Motorcycle [redacted]
10:08 Jazz scatting
Love the callback to The Crusty Scatman
4:43 ow gabby, don't say that
RPG a pig. achievement unlocked Makin' Bacon 🤣
Marcus delivers!
Jonk is definitely Microsoft edge as it does its job, a bit reliable, bbbuuuuttttt…you need some capable hardware ‘cough’ ‘cough’ braincells ‘cough’ to use it 😂😂😂
8:05 this just reminds me of a movie I watched when I was in high school called Teeth 💀
Don't forget the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man, Mr. Peanut, and Cracker Jack.
No one tell Gabby that you can get bees as a deviation in this game
Good job Marcus
Ellis built his character like he's gonna set sail to find the One Piece
I out loud yelled when Gabby said that at 4:39
Shout out to Marcus!
Well done Marcus you did great
We need more once human.
YEEESSSS!!! Iwas thinking about the triangle too XD
"Behold My Power!"
*punches himself into the balls*
Really High pitched Voice: "i HavE gLoWsTicK lIkE bAlLs!1"
4:12 rainbow
I dunno what religion WPE have started, but I want in.
Ohh, that is extremely accurate. 6:50
9:41 the British Cadbury Bunny
YES I LOVE THIS GAME SO GLAD YOU GUYS PLAYED IT!!!
Gabby is a special kind of a creature isn’t she with that glow stick idea for us lads dangly bits
3:21 I just love how Nick is on the same nonsense wavelength xD
Although I feel a little sorry for Marcus there, having to put up with all that. Suggesting it is one thing, making it another, and he did well
I welcome this new Pantheon 🤣
Marcus is a literal god of this team.
Ah yes, more of my favorite muppets
Moornniing has broooooKEEEEEEEEEEEEEN!!!
I love that, but only Ellis can do that properly.
a new scenario with completely different map is coming up in once human, I would love to see you guys play on it also!
Alex would probably be duckduckgo, the engine people use when they don't want google remembering what they were searching for.
I'm just coming back to the game and I need more of these
Something to add to the God's of Eldritch Entertainment, there's a thing called eldertubbies which reimagines the teletubbies as elder gods
9:27 Eldertubbies
8:18 I know what I’m doing for Halloween now 😅
Oh my God at 4:40 I took a sip of coffee, big mistake lol
When I heard the teeth convo I was fully expecting someone to say something about teeth on the genitals or something like that😂
4:15 These are the balls of a killer, Bella
Subnautica 2 is coming out in 2025 and it has multiplayer
9:43 I laughed way to hard at that
OH is a totally fun game. Already did 2 Seasons of PvE, over 600 hours of playtime, and I'm just waiting for the new Winter Scenario in 6 days!
I'm sorry.
5:40 "I wonder if we can turn off the wires"
GREAT NEWS! YOU CAN! while in build mode, you hit.... i think it was either R or L on the keyboard
Additional notes: its your client only, so when you do bad wiring, you might not see it, but anyone who hasnt turned off wires still can see your bad wiring
Thanks marcus.
Mr. Blobby new religion unlocked