Jake: "That's a ship wheel" Ellis: "It's the closest thing to an anus there is" Ellis if that looks almost like an anus to you I think you need to go and see a doctor
4:10 A trick to get even more production out of your city is to leave it on Food focus, but when the new citizen spawns, manually move them to a production tile so that way you get extra hammers and have a fast growing city! Also floodplains rule, chop all the rainforests, and you don't need more than 3-4 mines per city.
"Tesco Value Lasagna" - I'm gonna keep that one 🤣 The crossaint story is really as WPE as it gets. Gabby tells she ate the bag and no one catches that part because they're caught up on the T of crosson.
Dont worry, Gabby, we've all been there. In college, I made myself a turkey and cheese sandwhich. forgot to take the wax paper out from between the cheese slices. Couldn't figure out why it was so chewy
Man, the Harry Potter discourse put me in mind of those _legendary_ abriged versions made by Coldmirror, aka Kathrin Fricke in 2006, those jokes would've fit right in there. Such a shame they were in German. I believe the respective title translations would be as follows. Engl. "Harry Potter and a stone" (ger. "Harry Potter und ein Stein") Engl. "Harry Potter and the secret porn chamber" (ger. "Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller") Engl. "Harry Potter and the plastic goblet" (ger. "Harry Potter und der Plastikpokal") All I'm saying is _'Fresh Dumbledore'._
God I love this group so much. Always makes my day brighter to see them. If possible please try Total Warhammer 3. I'd like to see some of your reactions playing together in that game 🤣🤣🤣
when i was in preschool we got cupcakes and I didn't know what a cupcake was so I just ate the wrapper was probably there for like ten minutes, thinking "boy this sure is chewy" before I finally managed to swallow it i don't know how I've survived to today
Just because they brought it up. Hufflepuff: Overall goody 2 shoes. Gryfindor: Get into trouble but still good. Ravenclaw: Relatively ok but slightly deceptive. Slytherin: Straight up bad and jackwagons (jocks).
So I've seen the entirety of the Harry Potter movies and read some of the books and I thought the same thing about Ravenclaw. But at no point did I realize just how many rules the trio broke. Gryffindor now makes more sense.
I'm from NZ too and it didn't even occur to me that croissant was said wrong because that is how I also said it, I then thought to myself "well wouldn't I be taking the piss if I didn't pronounce the t at the end?" and then that was said a few seconds later
Civ7 comes out in Feb, will be interested to see what you guys think of it, if you decide to give it a try! I'll probably wait a couple months, at least, for the price to come down, but it looks promising from what I've seen so far!
Yeah, no. Those family msmbers trying to lambast him for calling the popo when his brother showed up WITH A HANDPRINT ON HIS CHEEK. She is lucky that OP didn't follow through on what he wanted to do to her. For those who don't want the full video: OP explains that he and his stepmom had a phenomenal relationship, a better one than he had with his own parents. Then, she gets pregnant and her personality does a 180. She beomes irritated, verbally and physically abusive to OP's dad, and when dad hides qt work or goes to the bar, SM turns this on OP's brother and their stepsister. At first, when bro comes to OP about what was going on, OP thinks that the irritation and moodswings are just from her being pregnant and advises little bro snd stepsis to be a bit more patient. Then little bro comes home with a handprint on his face. OP gathered all of the evidence needed for an FU binder, and succeeds. Little bro is with mom step sis is with her dad, and Half Sib is with their paternal grandparents. They're harping on OP both because he waited too long and because he "split up a family". Stepmom likes to remind OP of this, and asked him how he feels. He asks: "You want to know how I feel? I feel that you're lucky you're standing right here and not eating from a hospital tube."
Jonk can't read. Whata funny joke. And you haven't told it a million times already. It's not at all getting old, but since Jonk actually can't read it must be hard to learn and od new stuff.
I love the chemestry you guys have, so please don't take this too seriously, but nearly every clip something happends in the game that makes me cringe xD I'm probably too much of a micro-nerd-optimiser.
So Jake ate a fork and Gabby ate a bag. They truly are meant to be together
Literal Goats
Imagine if they had a kid and it ate a spoon lol
Gabby pretends she's an old victorian lady, and Jake pretends he shits outside!
Clint eastwood.
"I'm lactating out of control"
-Alex 2024
Literally had me dying when he said that, i was like hol' up haha 😂
Wheezed so hard woke up my cat 🤣
Jonk accidentally dropping a c bomb is fucking hilarious
As an Aussie, i fucking lost it 😂
I'm French and the fact that it's then ENGLISH people who were angry at Gabby from prounouncing "Croissant" with the "T" made me laugh uncontrollably
Cultural victory irl
I'm English and hearing people say croissant with either a hard R and/or T really irritates me. XD
Glad to see that i'm not the only one
The one that irritate me the most i think is "omelette du fromage" that one is just so wrong.
@@BelialGahava Oh-my-lette thou (a)fro-mage
And before you start scalping me:
1) This is trully what i heard someone saying
2) I regret nothing!!!
Jake: "That's a ship wheel"
Ellis: "It's the closest thing to an anus there is"
Ellis if that looks almost like an anus to you I think you need to go and see a doctor
And it amazed that it was ELLIS misrepresented it.
Maybe this time Jake will beat Gabby to the Great Library
Well since its not in the video, I would assume Jake didn't get it or else he would have made a loud celebration for getting it first.
@@claywatterson1195 Only to find out it was a notification glitch and that Gabby did actually build it before him once again.
@@dreymak4071 That would be perfect.
4:10 A trick to get even more production out of your city is to leave it on Food focus, but when the new citizen spawns, manually move them to a production tile so that way you get extra hammers and have a fast growing city! Also floodplains rule, chop all the rainforests, and you don't need more than 3-4 mines per city.
the image of Voldemort driving a Hilux sent me into a wheezing fit of laughter! 😂😂😂😂
Do other countries have hiluxes or just Australia/New Zealand??
And the sorting hat is one of those has with the balls dangling off them. I can’t remember what they’re call. I’m aussie I should know it!
Snape being like "Potter, you c*nt"
Voldemort: Beep beep, muthafucka!
@@torakunoichi Loads of hiluxes in the middle east, they´re really good at carrying...weaponry
"Tesco Value Lasagna" - I'm gonna keep that one 🤣
The crossaint story is really as WPE as it gets. Gabby tells she ate the bag and no one catches that part because they're caught up on the T of crosson.
Alex is the embodiment of intrusive thoughts.
The lactating part at the end x'))))
When jake says the "c-bomb" i just fucking loose it instantly and have to watch it a bunch of times, it always gets me
Yes
When I heard Daddy Welsh I was thinking what's "cath dad doing here?"
Expectable, have a nice day
I love the different fonts whenever Jake goes all posh
Dont worry, Gabby, we've all been there. In college, I made myself a turkey and cheese sandwhich. forgot to take the wax paper out from between the cheese slices. Couldn't figure out why it was so chewy
I like the game Ellis plays where he tries to guess the original name/word Jake was trying to pronounce but horribly mutilates when thanking donors.
I Like to Imagine the gang in 50 years sometimes still making these juvenile jokes
Cant wait
12:04 Alex being Alex, as normal.
Brilliant 😂
I have a cold at the moment and each laugh caused a coughing fit 😂
1:50 Laughed so hard I started choking and suffocating
I'm losing it at the cheek sound part, I know how to do that too 😂
Alex really is just that one middle man of the group that just gets flamed constantly.
Good morning wpe thanks for the new vids! Absolutely love the content! Hence why I'm a member now 🤣
Gabby is that one Civ who thinks building all the wonders will benefit them but then gets surprised that they lost.
4:16 this one better be in the best of 2024
First time watching this channel in a while, I forgot how chaotic it was
Brilliant video. Love seeing the return of Civ rage 😂
3:10 Cath’s reactions sound like my grandmother getting her hair washed
2:48 my new favorite wpe moment ever
10:45
The start of Ellis’s Precious Croissant Club
"Elise, how is my croissant pronounced, Elise?"
It should be the Ellis' Precious Pastries Club...
Don't worry Gabby atleast you eating the bag is more normal accident than Jake eating the fork 😂
6:55 that OoOo remember me OOOOH CHAMPAGNE
We need a compilation of Jake being mocked for having a posh accent
Don't worry, Gobby, I've eaten pastries along with the bag/wrapping as well a few times, you're not alone there.
Every time I go into one of these videos expecting it to be special, and every time it surprises me with just how special it is.
"I'm lactating out of control" Needs to be added to Alex's wiki page under quotes
30 seconds in, but I've already heard "Oh, my game just crashed." That is the single most relatable thing about Civ V. Love this game.
I just realized that Gabby is basically Honey B Lovely from FFXIV. Just a deadly idol who can be equally precious and deadly at the same time.
I love how Gabby's wheeze laugh is infecting Jake's
Man, the Harry Potter discourse put me in mind of those _legendary_ abriged versions made by Coldmirror, aka Kathrin Fricke in 2006, those jokes would've fit right in there. Such a shame they were in German.
I believe the respective title translations would be as follows.
Engl. "Harry Potter and a stone" (ger. "Harry Potter und ein Stein")
Engl. "Harry Potter and the secret porn chamber" (ger. "Harry Potter und der geheime Pornokeller")
Engl. "Harry Potter and the plastic goblet" (ger. "Harry Potter und der Plastikpokal")
All I'm saying is _'Fresh Dumbledore'._
I saw "harry potter and a Stone" and thought "harry potter and a kidney stone"
I like how Alex mocks Gabby’s ability to play Civ while she’s always built the Great Library before Jake
You guys always make me laugh. I wanna get my friends to check you out but nobody ever listens to me and it's their loss!
God I love this group so much. Always makes my day brighter to see them. If possible please try Total Warhammer 3. I'd like to see some of your reactions playing together in that game 🤣🤣🤣
9:17 I have no words Jonk, none
Watching your channel is like meeting a longtime friend who always knows how to cheer you up. Keep making us happy with your funny videos!🚢😗▪️
11:08 Is just reminding me of Mel saying bag-el and not bagel 😂
3:25 if you are alone on land, you're not conquering, you just strolling with determination
ngl jonk's fuck up in the harry potter bit made me spit out an entire mouthful of dr pepper onto my bed
The fact that in New Zealand Ram Raids are a thing that are a funny reference.... is New Zealand in the equivalent of the UK in the 70/80s? XD
This crew playing war hammer 3 would be too tier
4:54 7:27 the argument leading up to this and this was both painful and hilarious in the stream lol
I was put into Hufflepuff aswell! No wonder there is so much chaos everyday.
0:06 That's the 8 pointed star of chaos.
10:45
Ellis' Precious Pastries Club...
Civilization is how i discovered wpe a long time back this is almost nostalgic lol
With all the banking Gabby did on bloons, surprised she forgot how loans and interest worked.
11:20 reminds me of when jonk ate a fork
I kind of want to see them all attempting Vox Populi (the amazing giga-sized Civ5 community re-balance mod that works in multiplayer) now lol. :D
Hearing the jokes about New Zealand as a New Zealander is class
1:05 "oh sorry you didnt tell me on chat "
Yep defenetly not cheating
when i was in preschool we got cupcakes and I didn't know what a cupcake was so I just ate the wrapper
was probably there for like ten minutes, thinking "boy this sure is chewy" before I finally managed to swallow it
i don't know how I've survived to today
7:14 you can have my em bussy?
lmao
bag paper has been consumed
Just because they brought it up.
Hufflepuff: Overall goody 2 shoes.
Gryfindor: Get into trouble but still good.
Ravenclaw: Relatively ok but slightly deceptive.
Slytherin: Straight up bad and jackwagons (jocks).
I'm going to start liking getting videos early
Is this Civ 5 or Civ 6? Also congrats to Alex and Ellis for defending the correct pronunciation of croissant there.
I want to know to and i thonk its 5 based on the looks but i'm Not sure
That's definitely Civ V.
11:10 love the "hello"
11:22 no one cared about eating a bag cause Jake ate the prongs off a fork twice.
Gabby also eats the white lines while driving down the road.
I love the Civ stuff
Same 🏞👍💻
So I've seen the entirety of the Harry Potter movies and read some of the books and I thought the same thing about Ravenclaw. But at no point did I realize just how many rules the trio broke. Gryffindor now makes more sense.
3:06 sounds like my dog eating ice cream.
This may be the most posh episode of WPE I’ve ever seen, and it was mostly everyone just making fun of each-other for being posh pedantic a-holes.
Now this is good stuff
If there is no one else there it’s not called conquering, it’s called taming.
This helps me getting through the fucking day even though I was In a hurricane I still have ways to luagh
You ok?
@@johnjack2260 yeah I am ok I am happy that I am home
I'm from NZ too and it didn't even occur to me that croissant was said wrong because that is how I also said it, I then thought to myself "well wouldn't I be taking the piss if I didn't pronounce the t at the end?" and then that was said a few seconds later
Jake and Ellis swapped roles in the first bit
Honestly the smartest Jonk thing this week was calling out the others for the croissant, yer not french lads ;D
Is it weird that whenever Ellis speaks I picture him looking like Lord Farquaad?
Gabby eating part of a bag....at least it wasn't part of a fork
I don’t think I can look at a ship wheel icon the same ever again.
11:58, why did WPE sound like the two annoying unicorns from Charlie the Unicorn?
the "an*s" they were talking about is the symbol of budhism
3:09 Help, it's not working, I'm smiling too much!
3:01 I can't do that
Nobody is going to bring to attention that jonk said Huffpuff?
yay more civ
Love the cursive
9:22 WOW
Jake casualy doing anyrhing but beating the gay for ellis alienations
we need a detecated guide by gabby on how to do the clapping sound with your mouth-
Civ7 comes out in Feb, will be interested to see what you guys think of it, if you decide to give it a try! I'll probably wait a couple months, at least, for the price to come down, but it looks promising from what I've seen so far!
Gabby, don't worry about how you pronounce croissant, we french don't care, but please, don't eat the bag that comes with it, thank you :)
10:48
_Quasso’_
Yeah, no. Those family msmbers trying to lambast him for calling the popo when his brother showed up WITH A HANDPRINT ON HIS CHEEK. She is lucky that OP didn't follow through on what he wanted to do to her.
For those who don't want the full video: OP explains that he and his stepmom had a phenomenal relationship, a better one than he had with his own parents. Then, she gets pregnant and her personality does a 180. She beomes irritated, verbally and physically abusive to OP's dad, and when dad hides qt work or goes to the bar, SM turns this on OP's brother and their stepsister.
At first, when bro comes to OP about what was going on, OP thinks that the irritation and moodswings are just from her being pregnant and advises little bro snd stepsis to be a bit more patient. Then little bro comes home with a handprint on his face.
OP gathered all of the evidence needed for an FU binder, and succeeds. Little bro is with mom step sis is with her dad, and Half Sib is with their paternal grandparents.
They're harping on OP both because he waited too long and because he "split up a family". Stepmom likes to remind OP of this, and asked him how he feels. He asks: "You want to know how I feel? I feel that you're lucky you're standing right here and not eating from a hospital tube."
Yeah, I got Ravenclaw, after I took the test for it for Hogwarts Legacy.
8:59-9:26 Had me rolling
Jonk can't read. Whata funny joke. And you haven't told it a million times already. It's not at all getting old, but since Jonk actually can't read it must be hard to learn and od new stuff.
0:26 did Gabby just say a line from Supernatural?
09:09 I don't understand the context, I know nothing about New Zealand
I love the chemestry you guys have, so please don't take this too seriously, but nearly every clip something happends in the game that makes me cringe xD I'm probably too much of a micro-nerd-optimiser.