Meanwhile in an alternate universe where the WPE members actually did lead armies Ellis rules the entirety as he actually would be a competent military commander until Cath and the Allies come along
In The Hobbit films, the horse that Lee Pace (Thranduil) rode was a huge horse that was actually called Moose. They used him for all the riding scenes and he caused so trouble because every time Lee said his lines, the horse would start shuffling sideways. They turned Moose into a stag during the editing.
@@cattymouse4996 yeah and they have a temper and are very determined. I know I guy who tried to sneak behind a moose, went around a bush and couldn't find it, only to turn around and see it stating right at him. The moose game him a five second head start before chasing him through the swamp, knocking trees and branches out of the way, and then chasing him up a tree. Almost knocked the tree he was in down.
@@cattymouse4996 7ft at the shoulder, but yeah, could be 9ft if you measure at the top of the antlers. Moose are fucking terrifying, "deer with roid rage" doesn't really do them justice. Have you ever heard of Megaloceros, the "giant elk"? It's the largest species of deer to ever live and went extinct at the end of the last ice age. And it was, get this, the same size as an Alaskan bull moose. The only reason it's considered bigger/taller was because its head was held higher than that of the moose and its antlers were even more gigantic (up to 12 ft in diameter compared to the moose's 6-7ft), but they stood at pretty much the same shoulder height. Moose are megafauna through and through. I wish to see one in person one day, but that could easily be the last thing I ever do.
I find it surprisingly wholesome when near the end of the episode Gabby starts saying a joke, and Jake started laughing at it before she said it because he was there and knew what she was talking about.
I once played one of many trees in a school play. It was a Hansel and Gretel musical type thing where the trees sing a warning to the children to leave (presumably in some tree language because the two never really respond to the warning) and start dancing around the stage. You know thinking about it this sounds like a fever dream but it absolutely happened.
But if you were to magically domesticate one and have it like you enough, could you ride one into battle? 'Cause that's a treat of an image right there.
@@dragonace7211 it depends, i dont remember wich country actually tried it and mostly succeded until the moose heard gun shots an they would usually run away or rebel
So I had to google it, and yes, Moose can easily carry people. They're such awesome things to ride that Sweden wanted to create a Moose Calvary division back before they got their asses handed to them in the Great Northern War.
Reminds me of my SAfrican maths teacher. When she wanted the class silent she would always shout 'Ey peepol!' so naturally some of the kids were roudy enough to keep triggering her to say it.
I've been having some really rough times lately. Jonk's story of how he 'handled himself' in the play made me laugh for the first time in weeks. I had to pull the car over I was laughing so hard. So, thank you for being you Jonk.
2:10 "Historical Authenticity" LMAO. The amount of prototypes, blueprint, and thought tanks that exceed what they would be capable of doing is staggering.
As for Riding Mooses into battle, Russians tried it (bc ofc they did) - It didnt work. They are hard to train and are very susceptible to diseases. I think it was in WW1 or something.
I love how this isnt mostly insults screaming and swears, I love how they are all chill and at peace most of the time Its nice seeing you guys get along also its nice seeing alex not be a dick
Jake and Cath, to be fair, either the Russian or Canadian army did experiment with a moose cavalry however not only were the difficult to train, the were also skittish and far more suspectible to disease compared to horses. They were definitely strong enough to fit the bill though
Have you heard Alex's broken English speak impression?, it's even more impressive because how accurate and hilarious it is (I believe it somewhere in WPE Half Life video).
I remember when I had to write a review of Harry Potter as a school assignment and I spent most of it ranting about how Voldemort is an absolute embarrassment whose achievements include failing to take over a single school and losing a duel against a minor. Twice. Younger me was genuinely indignant about it.
Man basically cheats death by sealing parts of his soul in various items/things has a large army of loyalists is feared by every witch and wizard in the united kingdom and maybe the world but he can’t take down an entire school it 11-18 year olds and their teachers does actually make you think
He did take over the school though. He just buggered off and left, what he tought was a loyal henchman, Snape and a few death eaters to run it. He then came back and reconqured it for a second time. But yes ignore the entire 7th book JFC.
On the subject of voldemort doing fuck all, he fails to cast a kill spell on an infant, and just decides its not worth it, like there was a window right there, he’s so dependent on magic he cant even toss a baby out of a window
You guys talking about riding moose reminded me of something. The swedes actually tried to implement moose cavalry when they where an empire. It didnt go well because moose where much harder to train and way more susceptable to loud noises unlike horses
Fun fact, the Soviet Union tried to make a moose cavalry. Sadly, results were mixed, since they were higher maintenance than horses and were typically too scared of gunfire to allow themselves to be ridden into battle. But since results were mixed it wasn't an entirely unsuccessful operation.
Moose aren't used in battles mostly because they're prey animals that are scared of gunfire, while being harder to feed and more susceptible to diseases than horses, not because they're weak and can't carry people. For the record, the USSR did try to domesticate moose for military use. And besides, those things weigh anywhere from 200-490kg for females and 380-700kg for males. It's hard to imagine something that big being unable to carry 60-odd kilograms.
Well, horses are also prey animals, and much more prone to panic than mooses who have a good chance of going on the offense instead. The difference is, horses have been domesticated and bred for millennia whereas mooses are still feral.
In the 1700's Swedish King Carl XI did try to integrate moose as mounts in the army, but the moose were to fearful to be ridden into battle and they also got scared by the sound of gunfire
Have to admit, after the christmas breakdown of the breathy asmr songs, you lot where the ones where I least expected having bolognese whispered into my ears at full blast >.>
I love you guys. But Cath is 100% right. Thranduil did not ride a stag into the Battle of the Five Armies. I can't remember exactly, but I think the goblins were the only ones to rode anything, in that engagement.
Fun fact a military tried to ride moose into battle and whilst they could carry people, they were scared shitless by the sound of gunfire and few charges were successful in comparison to a far easier to train horse.
I live in Alaska... Moose are on average about 7-9 ft tall... They will charge you, your car, your dog sled team, or just about anything that manages to piss em off(which isn't hard). They could ABSOLUTELY carry an average man into battle.
If I remember correctly, us swedes actually tried to implement the moose into our armies waaay back, to help with transports where the snow and terrain was too bad for horses. Sadly, and pretty predictably, it failed miserably. 😅
canadian here, if you can tame it, a moose CAN be an absolute terror to your enemies as a battle mount, especially if its freshly regrown its rack of antlers, because then its got bits of bloody flesh hanging off. moose can be up to 12 feet tall i think? they are MASSIVE.
Quick google search - apparently you CAN ride a moose. Dunno how you'd avoid getting bonked by those antlers if they turned their heads, though. edit: Also, they're far too difficult to tame and domesticate.
Since we're talking about the nativity play. I have one story. I played the wise man 4 times in a row in high school, since I'm taller than most students, and EVERY SINGLE YEAR... Someone falls face first in front of where I am sitting. And 1 year I couldn't help myself and laughed, good thing it was my friend's brother that fell because he was also one of the wise men and he laughed first.
Enjoyable video! 🌍👍 I didn't like Civ 6 as much as 5 when it first came out, then the Gathering Storm expansion was so freaking expensive that I didn't get it for a long time. It was on sale a couple months ago & I purchased it, so I've been getting into the game again very recently. First time playing with corporations & secret societies, which has been pretty neat. I've grown to like the idea of wonders needing certain conditions in order to be built, too. I'm still into Civ 5, though, & I'm in the middle of a team game with my buddy on King difficulty. Hopefully, we'll get to continue this weekend!
7:42 fun fact Russia tried making a moose Calvary due I think WW1? Might be two but they were too flighty around all the tanks and gunners so the plan had to be scrapped Learned that from CasualGeographic
I feel like a play from jonks civilisation would be like if Shakespeare had access to acid and wrote with his non-dominant hand and the hand was drunk😂😂😂
Interesting thing... Sweden actually tried Moose cavalry at one point... but it turns out that Moose can't be domesticated well enough to be used in battle and the first time they were used they just threw their riders and attacked everyone...
lol, jonk story of his play as a child brought memories of my plays at school, so fun, i remember once, we were doing a play for the younger grades, and literally one kid from the audience stole my horse as i was riding by...i also remember forgetting one line which made it so we completely skipped an entire scene which was the only time two of my classmates apeared jajaja , good thing we repeated the play like 7 times that day, so they werent left out
Charles XI of Sweden did try in the 17th century to make a Moose-Cavalry. They would've been absolute beasts in terms of strength. Though, they are reasonable and wouldn't run into battle. So that idea was scrapped. The king found another use for them though, to draw the sleighs for Royal Couriers in the North of Sweden.
Jonk trying to blackmail Cath was funny as hell! Just a friendly suggestion, since you guys like Civilization, you might also want to try either Age of Wonders 3 or Age of Wonders: Planetfall, they are both great turn based stategy games but with a manual combat system like XCOM or Divinity. I know this might seem like an advertisement, but just a few days ago a new Age of Wonders 4 was annouced to be released late spring and iam so hyped about it!
As someone who lives in America with a state that has Moose, they can absolutely carry someone in full plate on their backs. Hell they could carry three at least
Just in case Ellis is interested, moose were trained to be ridden into war and could carry soldiers but due to their nature of being a prey animal they were afraid of the gunfire.
moose can totally carry stuff. some people have used them to carry wood on a sled back in the day. idk if it still exists but they can be ridden - they're just so freaking skittish and not docile at all unlike horses who have been bred for that purpose. source: am canadian, grandpa was a lumberjack
I do mean to remember there was a sweedish king who tried making a moose cavlery, but it failed since they couldent domesticate the moose and lost alot of riders from either death or injuries
there is a possibility that in the 17th century Charles XI of Sweden used moose cavalry but it's disputed if this is true. Also there is a weird old law in Finland from around that period saying that no man may form a cavalry unit riding moose, but again the authenticity of the law is disputed.
7:15 I was about to do a well actually that voldemort took over the school for few days then i realized he just walked in after the school was captured by his grunts
Sign up to World of Tanks here: tanks.ly/3RebhvX - Thanks to Wargaming for the sponsor! :)
No
Not doing that
Thanks but no, thanks. They've sacked 1k+ employees a year ago. Won't gonna support that shit.
More of a fan of world of warships tbh
still amused they're still pressing on the "historical accuracy" angle when they've effectively defenestrated that years ago
Jonk trying to blackmail cath was probably the smartest thing he’s ever done
And even that failed, because Cath deleted her warrior
Lol.
The moment he actually became smart for the time being 😂
Apart from dating Gabby.....those 2 are meant for each other
And some how not even the most morally reprehensible
Meanwhile in an alternate universe where the WPE members actually did lead armies
Ellis rules the entirety as he actually would be a competent military commander until Cath and the Allies come along
Lmao I instantly pictured her face among the soviet union's allies when I read your sentence. It has been a long time as well since I saw that
His metal men were decimated by the Allies
What about jake and gabby?
@saschahofmann2421 Scottland never lost its freedom and Jonk's still working on the Great Library.
And Alex is just in the corner watching the chaos while casually causing chaos and blaming whoever’s bearest
In The Hobbit films, the horse that Lee Pace (Thranduil) rode was a huge horse that was actually called Moose. They used him for all the riding scenes and he caused so trouble because every time Lee said his lines, the horse would start shuffling sideways. They turned Moose into a stag during the editing.
Didn't one of the actors actually end up buying the horse they rode during the film because they bonded, or am I thinking of some other movie
@@Realgar_J The actor for Aragorn bought the horse he used in LotR, he's done that a couple of times. That might be what you mean.
@@Realgar_J wasn't it aragorn or am I saying that cuz of the bond the character has with the horse?
@@captainhindsight6994 it appears he did
Wasn’t it an elk?
I don't think Ellis realizes that moose can be 9 feet tall and weigh over a ton, they could easily and absolutely carry a human into battle
THEY CAN BE 9 FEET TALL?!
@@cattymouse4996 yeah and they have a temper and are very determined. I know I guy who tried to sneak behind a moose, went around a bush and couldn't find it, only to turn around and see it stating right at him. The moose game him a five second head start before chasing him through the swamp, knocking trees and branches out of the way, and then chasing him up a tree. Almost knocked the tree he was in down.
I'm from Norway, and if someone hits a moose, the first thought isn't "is the moose okay?" It's "how damaged is the car?"
never underestimate the Giants of the North
@@cattymouse4996 7ft at the shoulder, but yeah, could be 9ft if you measure at the top of the antlers.
Moose are fucking terrifying, "deer with roid rage" doesn't really do them justice. Have you ever heard of Megaloceros, the "giant elk"? It's the largest species of deer to ever live and went extinct at the end of the last ice age. And it was, get this, the same size as an Alaskan bull moose. The only reason it's considered bigger/taller was because its head was held higher than that of the moose and its antlers were even more gigantic (up to 12 ft in diameter compared to the moose's 6-7ft), but they stood at pretty much the same shoulder height.
Moose are megafauna through and through. I wish to see one in person one day, but that could easily be the last thing I ever do.
I find it surprisingly wholesome when near the end of the episode Gabby starts saying a joke, and Jake started laughing at it before she said it because he was there and knew what she was talking about.
Similarly when Jake was telling the story about the navitivy play, you hear Gabby say something like "Oh that story"
God, "Voldemort sucks because he can't even take over one school!" has got to be the best Voldemort diss I've heard!
I love that Gabby's been with Jake long enough to recognize when he needs some pity [REDACTED].
Actually, I think she was just really interested in taking him up on his command to [REDACTED] his [REDACTED].
He did say [REDACTED] my [REDACTED].
I once played one of many trees in a school play.
It was a Hansel and Gretel musical type thing where the trees sing a warning to the children to leave (presumably in some tree language because the two never really respond to the warning) and start dancing around the stage.
You know thinking about it this sounds like a fever dream but it absolutely happened.
School plays always sound/look like a fever dream
Diary of a wimpy kid also had this 😂
As an American who visits New Hampshire every year, I can confirm that Moose are powerful and not to be messed with.
Ah yes. Moose. The apc's of the greater forested areas.
But if you were to magically domesticate one and have it like you enough, could you ride one into battle? 'Cause that's a treat of an image right there.
@@dragonace7211 it depends, i dont remember wich country actually tried it and mostly succeded until the moose heard gun shots an they would usually run away or rebel
meese
A mØØse once bit my sister
So I had to google it, and yes, Moose can easily carry people. They're such awesome things to ride that Sweden wanted to create a Moose Calvary division back before they got their asses handed to them in the Great Northern War.
As a "Seowth Efrikan" Tupperware container killed me🤣
Same boet, same😂
Same here🤣🤣
It's the way T's are pronounced that just make it even better😆
Reminds me of my SAfrican maths teacher. When she wanted the class silent she would always shout 'Ey peepol!' so naturally some of the kids were roudy enough to keep triggering her to say it.
saaaaaaaaaame. i lost my shit
That moment when you literally feel proud at hearing country even though it's just, TUPPERWARE CONTAINER!
I think "Stop talking to me, I need to read" Is the most relatable thing Jake has ever said
I've been having some really rough times lately. Jonk's story of how he 'handled himself' in the play made me laugh for the first time in weeks.
I had to pull the car over I was laughing so hard.
So, thank you for being you Jonk.
2:10 "Historical Authenticity" LMAO. The amount of prototypes, blueprint, and thought tanks that exceed what they would be capable of doing is staggering.
I'd love to see WPE play Stellaris, I bet Alex would play as a tentacle heavy species for obvious reasons
8:36 I'm just going to start doing this to mess with people.
"I'll have the ... *chicken alfredooooo*..."
As for Riding Mooses into battle, Russians tried it (bc ofc they did) - It didnt work. They are hard to train and are very susceptible to diseases. I think it was in WW1 or something.
and also Moose cant digest hay like horses can and one moose actually straight up died because it took so much energy to digest
Im a south African and that Tupperware joke got me laughing so hard 😂
What is it from?
Surprisingly aside the minor anger, this was the most chill video, it was lovely
I love how this isnt mostly insults screaming and swears, I love how they are all chill and at peace most of the time Its nice seeing you guys get along
also its nice seeing alex not be a dick
"I can't think of something stupid enough" Well how about Hamlet on ice, interpreted by Ewoks high on shrooms
ngl that sounds hilarious
3:25 that is so true! I once was a pack of hay in kindergarten, got bored and started talking with my fellow hay-mate XD
Jonk's Civilization when they figured out art and playwriting would end up with Monty Python's Confuse-A-Cat skit, 100%
i love that the sponsor part has a yellow length bar on the top of the screen it’s very unique
Jake and Cath, to be fair, either the Russian or Canadian army did experiment with a moose cavalry however not only were the difficult to train, the were also skittish and far more suspectible to disease compared to horses. They were definitely strong enough to fit the bill though
I love how Alex accurately spoke like a South African it’s hilarious
Have you heard Alex's broken English speak impression?, it's even more impressive because how accurate and hilarious it is (I believe it somewhere in WPE Half Life video).
Hearing the truth about Voldemort’s incompetence to take over a school made my day 😆
I remember when I had to write a review of Harry Potter as a school assignment and I spent most of it ranting about how Voldemort is an absolute embarrassment whose achievements include failing to take over a single school and losing a duel against a minor. Twice.
Younger me was genuinely indignant about it.
Voldemort was also a coward, he never tried to actually kill dumbledore, so Draco tried and failed. Snaps ended up killing him instead.
Man basically cheats death by sealing parts of his soul in various items/things has a large army of loyalists is feared by every witch and wizard in the united kingdom and maybe the world but he can’t take down an entire school it 11-18 year olds and their teachers does actually make you think
He did take over the school though. He just buggered off and left, what he tought was a loyal henchman, Snape and a few death eaters to run it. He then came back and reconqured it for a second time. But yes ignore the entire 7th book JFC.
I would never worry about going to war with Jonk he’d target his own cities with nukes before mine
"T(h)anks again to Wargaming for sponsoring this show"
I see what you did there
Finally some CIV VI. I missed that game.
I was playing as Gorgo (Greece) just yesterday! Fun times.
My thoughts exactly! I wish WPE would give Civ VI a try, and they finally did
On the subject of voldemort doing fuck all, he fails to cast a kill spell on an infant, and just decides its not worth it, like there was a window right there, he’s so dependent on magic he cant even toss a baby out of a window
That's a very good point
7:43 *WeLl AcTuAlLy ElLiS* Moose are 10 ft tall at the top of their head and weigh up to 700kg, so they could actually support a human on their backs!
You guys talking about riding moose reminded me of something. The swedes actually tried to implement moose cavalry when they where an empire. It didnt go well because moose where much harder to train and way more susceptable to loud noises unlike horses
Was so happy when my recommended showed a WPE video that i haven’t watched 8times already
Jonk:Is playing a game that has a time period set I 400 ad
Also Jonk:"HaVe yOU GOt HelICopTers"
About as realistic as the nukes in 1500 that you also get in civ 6, so it wouldnt be impossibe
Yes the best way to start a 12 hour shift thank you WPE
Oof they suck ass, godspeed.
Fun fact, the Soviet Union tried to make a moose cavalry. Sadly, results were mixed, since they were higher maintenance than horses and were typically too scared of gunfire to allow themselves to be ridden into battle. But since results were mixed it wasn't an entirely unsuccessful operation.
Wasn't expecting a South African break out with wpe crew but now I feel seen lmao
Moose aren't used in battles mostly because they're prey animals that are scared of gunfire, while being harder to feed and more susceptible to diseases than horses, not because they're weak and can't carry people. For the record, the USSR did try to domesticate moose for military use. And besides, those things weigh anywhere from 200-490kg for females and 380-700kg for males. It's hard to imagine something that big being unable to carry 60-odd kilograms.
Well, horses are also prey animals, and much more prone to panic than mooses who have a good chance of going on the offense instead.
The difference is, horses have been domesticated and bred for millennia whereas mooses are still feral.
@@darthplagueis13 That's also a fair point.
Funny thing: King Karl XI of Sweden did apparently toy with the idea of a Moose cavalry regiment during his reign during the 16th century.
3:38 you know this friend group is strange when that's the first thing that comes to mind...
Gabby yelling Tupperware container in an SA accent honestly sounds like an Afrikaans auntie in a commercial or something
I scares the crap out of me every time I watch the video. It's like my mom yelling at me.
8:15 elis says “IM MINING” in a really loud way
In the 1700's Swedish King Carl XI did try to integrate moose as mounts in the army, but the moose were to fearful to be ridden into battle and they also got scared by the sound of gunfire
Have to admit, after the christmas breakdown of the breathy asmr songs, you lot where the ones where I least expected having bolognese whispered into my ears at full blast >.>
Civ for me, in a nutshell: "I don't know, stop talking to me; I need to read."
02:00- 02:10 was the best South African joke I probably heard in a long time, and as a South African, I love the accent of the joke
I love you guys. But Cath is 100% right. Thranduil did not ride a stag into the Battle of the Five Armies. I can't remember exactly, but I think the goblins were the only ones to rode anything, in that engagement.
Fun fact a military tried to ride moose into battle and whilst they could carry people, they were scared shitless by the sound of gunfire and few charges were successful in comparison to a far easier to train horse.
Was just rewatching the civ videos and saw this come out, what a nice coincidence!
"Stop talking to me I need to read" Is the most CIV statement ever
I live in Alaska... Moose are on average about 7-9 ft tall... They will charge you, your car, your dog sled team, or just about anything that manages to piss em off(which isn't hard). They could ABSOLUTELY carry an average man into battle.
I HAD to clip the bolognessse cause it kills me every time! I hear it randomly in my head and just lose my shit 😂😂
If I remember correctly, us swedes actually tried to implement the moose into our armies waaay back, to help with transports where the snow and terrain was too bad for horses. Sadly, and pretty predictably, it failed miserably. 😅
Did anyone else notice how "seamless" that transition was to the sponsor? No transition, no warning. Literally, just BAM, hold my beer.
canadian here, if you can tame it, a moose CAN be an absolute terror to your enemies as a battle mount, especially if its freshly regrown its rack of antlers, because then its got bits of bloody flesh hanging off. moose can be up to 12 feet tall i think? they are MASSIVE.
Quick google search - apparently you CAN ride a moose. Dunno how you'd avoid getting bonked by those antlers if they turned their heads, though.
edit: Also, they're far too difficult to tame and domesticate.
Jonk’s civi’s play…. The “cats” movie 😂
Since we're talking about the nativity play.
I have one story.
I played the wise man 4 times in a row in high school, since I'm taller than most students, and EVERY SINGLE YEAR... Someone falls face first in front of where I am sitting. And 1 year I couldn't help myself and laughed, good thing it was my friend's brother that fell because he was also one of the wise men and he laughed first.
Damn, i wonder how many tries that ad took to get right XD
TBF i would have failed halfway through myself, so good job!
Always love the South African accent "Tapa ware containa"😂😂😂
TuPpA-WaRe CaN'tAiNa!!!🤣
How did Jake lose Parthenon? He's Egypt, and he's got Marble in his capitol! He has +50% production to ancient and classical wonders!
Enjoyable video! 🌍👍 I didn't like Civ 6 as much as 5 when it first came out, then the Gathering Storm expansion was so freaking expensive that I didn't get it for a long time. It was on sale a couple months ago & I purchased it, so I've been getting into the game again very recently. First time playing with corporations & secret societies, which has been pretty neat. I've grown to like the idea of wonders needing certain conditions in order to be built, too. I'm still into Civ 5, though, & I'm in the middle of a team game with my buddy on King difficulty. Hopefully, we'll get to continue this weekend!
Civ with you goons is hilarious, a mix of coherency and… WPE!!
7:46 I saw one take out a semi truck hauling 2 53ft trailers once. Poor bastard
7:42 fun fact Russia tried making a moose Calvary due I think WW1? Might be two but they were too flighty around all the tanks and gunners so the plan had to be scrapped
Learned that from CasualGeographic
As a South African their accent is not far off for Tupperware container LOL
I feel like a play from jonks civilisation would be like if Shakespeare had access to acid and wrote with his non-dominant hand and the hand was drunk😂😂😂
Interesting thing... Sweden actually tried Moose cavalry at one point... but it turns out that Moose can't be domesticated well enough to be used in battle and the first time they were used they just threw their riders and attacked everyone...
I can confirm that an Alaskan Moose can carry 2 children on their backs
3:33 Jake played a wise man hmmm... 😂
Moose’s are untrainable and therefore cannot be ridden
The Swedish found that out the hard way
4:00 I was always the one with the main roles, tho I did do mainly the dark plays with uv lights to light up white parts.
New franchise. "Voldemort is my dad"
[1:44] Scar's PoV from the Lion King but as a musical
4:30 “Almost Christmas” means it’s not Christmas!
Because of these videos I developed a wheeze laugh and I don’t care I love your content I’m now Wheezy T.
Fun fact, the killer whale is a prey animal to the Moose
lol, jonk story of his play as a child brought memories of my plays at school, so fun, i remember once, we were doing a play for the younger grades, and literally one kid from the audience stole my horse as i was riding by...i also remember forgetting one line which made it so we completely skipped an entire scene which was the only time two of my classmates apeared jajaja , good thing we repeated the play like 7 times that day, so they werent left out
1:20
*In my current game with friends*
"I hope I don't get Denmark or something, I hate them."
>Gets Denmark.
Charles XI of Sweden did try in the 17th century to make a Moose-Cavalry. They would've been absolute beasts in terms of strength.
Though, they are reasonable and wouldn't run into battle. So that idea was scrapped.
The king found another use for them though, to draw the sleighs for Royal Couriers in the North of Sweden.
Jonk trying to blackmail Cath was funny as hell! Just a friendly suggestion, since you guys like Civilization, you might also want to try either Age of Wonders 3 or Age of Wonders: Planetfall, they are both great turn based stategy games but with a manual combat system like XCOM or Divinity.
I know this might seem like an advertisement, but just a few days ago a new Age of Wonders 4 was annouced to be released late spring and iam so hyped about it!
As someone who lives in America with a state that has Moose, they can absolutely carry someone in full plate on their backs. Hell they could carry three at least
Funniest thing about this video is the joke where he says World of tanks and historical authenticity in the same sentence.
I’m surprised jake didn’t say theebees this time lmao
Just in case Ellis is interested, moose were trained to be ridden into war and could carry soldiers but due to their nature of being a prey animal they were afraid of the gunfire.
moose can totally carry stuff. some people have used them to carry wood on a sled back in the day. idk if it still exists but they can be ridden - they're just so freaking skittish and not docile at all unlike horses who have been bred for that purpose. source: am canadian, grandpa was a lumberjack
That Bolognaseeee sounded like a word in the fucking Skyrim dragon language
Finally some funny noice👍
I do mean to remember there was a sweedish king who tried making a moose cavlery, but it failed since they couldent domesticate the moose and lost alot of riders from either death or injuries
As a South African the tupperware joke is pretty accurate
The fact that Jake ended the sponsorship with "Tanks for war games for sponsoring us"
there is a possibility that in the 17th century Charles XI of Sweden used moose cavalry but it's disputed if this is true. Also there is a weird old law in Finland from around that period saying that no man may form a cavalry unit riding moose, but again the authenticity of the law is disputed.
7:50 the swedish did ride moose into battle for a period of time
Ellis, moose are bigger than horses and strong enough to crumple a small car. They can carry people.
7:15 I was about to do a well actually that voldemort took over the school for few days then i realized he just walked in after the school was captured by his grunts
"Historical accuracy" lol
I agree about the children movies and about moose, yes moose can carry stuff and ppl, but in Canada a guy got charged for riding a moose