@@JokerInk-CustomBuilds Unfortunately, that's the way it works. A few people always ruin it for the rest of people. And until everyone is on board with teaching people that touching other people without consent no matter how they're dressed is bad, we have to teach people how not to draw attention to themselves. It's awful but we have to keep people safe somehow and often people are so set in their ways that it's nearly impossible to change. It's why we have laws. It's incredibly and truly tragic and there are many, many people trying to change the way society thinks from "Here's what *you* need to do to not get r***ed" to "Don't f**king r*** people!" One day, we won't have to live according to the few insane members of society and will begin living according to the common sense people of society. But we are still a long ways off from that.
I agree on working towards a more equal, safe and empathic future. But what I am talking about is a grayscale... I am not gonna wear sweaters on a hot summers day because some nutcase gets a boner from a forearm.... -If I wear long sleves it is my bare neck thats attractive, if I wear a scarf it is my lips and if I wear a burka I am either an extremist or abused woman... ;) -Theres a point where being carefull becomes being fearfull. And a point where being conserned of others wellbeing becomes behavior control...
How I see it, this is his ideal teenage partner. No personality, life of her own, or human qualities. Abbigail just something for Greg to save, to feed his ego, and to pay attention to him. In his other books, it's the same thing. One dimensional shells of people that Greg keeps around to write a s*x scene with every once in a while.
Having been in two abusive relationships, one thing I've noticed is abusers always view themselves as protectors and saviors. When ironically they're the exact opposite. My last abuser even had "Protector" tattooed on his wrist. Found me at my most vulnerable time, and took advantage. Be careful, kids. No matter how smart or tough you think you are, it can easily happen to you. They have a way of making you confused and feel like you're going crazy.
Onision’s “about the author” section: “I am Gregory Jackson, I use the name "Onision" online to represent myself. To be blunt, Stones to Abbigale is the first book I've ever written. I haven't even read a book cover to cover in about 14 years aside from Stones To Abbigale. The above information might be enough to make most readers run, but it's the truth. Regardless, I wrote Stones to Abbigale from the heart. One of the best ways to better understand who I am is to read the book. Learning about James means learning about me. I don't want to sell this book, I want Stones To Abbigale to sell itself, so if you're not interested, I hope you find a book you want to read elsewhere soon. Thank you for taking the time to read this.”
"Learning about James means learning about me" ...he's legit proud that it's a self insert that makes him look like an obsessive sociopathic incel, which in many ways he is.
@@sowhatphie Probably because he's genuinely sick and doesn't even realize that how he comes off to people is super fucked up. I really think this dude needs serious help...
Holy, he sounds like he's trying to manipulate teenage girls in this about section lol, the "humbleness," fake vulnerabilty, "relatable xp" language, the fake self aware/fourth wall break (if u wanna find another book u can haha!). It's so funny how he uses the same shitty tactics in all walks of his life, only the fact of the matter is when you're not a naive teenager his tactics don't work and just make him look crazy.
cruel cruel the thing is, i think that 9 times out of ten he really just is crazy and this is his thought process. i don’t think he necessarily has a predisposition of purposefully wording things to be manipulative every time he’s being manipulative. he just naturally IS that way and is a twisted man.
Greg is not the only person who uses "most all", it's actually somewhat common, but he tries to use it as fancy book language whereas it is a casual phrase that doesn't belong in books lol
@@Shiiiveeers it's not just that he uses it too much, it's just not correct and doesn't make sense. Most is a quantifying word and so is all so it's a contradiction.
I find it really ironic that Abbi has self harm scars and that like turns "James" on because Onision used to make so many videos shaming self harmers in so many ways lmao.
I'm gonna stop spamming this video w comment now but I really don't understand y'all. There is nothing funny about this situation. THEY ARE ABUSIVE CRIMINALS. WHY ARE WE LAUGHING AT THEM?????
"Literally" as used in slang really only makes sense as a verbal hyperbole, not in literature. A character in a book could say it totally fine, but a narrator saying it is just awkward in most voices.
The worst afterlife I can imagine: being reincarnated into a tree then chopped down and turned into one of Gurg’s godawful “books” aka exaggerated diary.
Leo West I guess I meant exaggerated in the sense that Gurg sees himself as the hero and writes these books to try and portray himself in that manner. Even though us normal folks, the readers, can still see the truth through the onion madness
Fun fact: Onision named his daughter Abbigale when she was born. He now also goes by James. He legally changed his daughter’s name the same time he changed his own, so I’m not really outing her name but anyways, Do with that information what you will. Also, please don’t comment his daughter’s current name. Regardless of how much we all despise him, it’s not worth putting his kids in danger. They’re in enough danger just being in their care.
So here's something pretty minor (haHA) that always bothered me... School-Shooter dude is drenched in everyone's blood. After killing them with long-ranged weapons. Did he lay down on the floor next to his victims and roll around in their blood for extra edginess points?
I wish someone would hand this book to an English professor and a Psychology professor without any context. I'd love to see their honest, no bias, no understanding, opinion of the garbage fire.
Fun fact: one of his fans kindly offered to edit his more recent books for free and he went apeshit on her, saying something along the lines of ‘this is just my style of writing! If I write it this way, it’s intentional! You’re a bad fan!’ It’s melodramatic as hell and honestly more fun to read than any of his books.
Anyone who uses the terms alpha, beta and Chad unironically is an incel. Known fact. Greg is an incel who was manipulative enough to get underage girls to fuck him.
Actually, onisions books are a perfect read during the coronavirus. The books constantly make you want to wash your hands to get rid of the unseen grime littered throughtout the text XD
He 'forgot" to edit and revise it too. He self-published the first draft. Dumb ass. I write fantasy as a hobby and have been editing and revising my first original novel that I hope to get published for over a year now. (I've written fanfiction since I was 12 as a means of practicing... yeah yeah, cue unoriginal "weeb" name calling.) I'm my fifth draft. The fifth draft is almost nothing like the first. There were so many extraneous paragraphs and weak portions that needed to be rewritten or just thrown out all together and the dialogue was awful in the first and second.
@@K.Marie119 Yeah I write poetry (mostly for class but sometimes for fun) but even a page-long poem can take hours or days to fully flesh out and structure. In my opinion as a future hs english teacher (I'm only in college don't @ me) a writer should always take at least twice as long editing as they did writing.
It's like if an alien had only experienced the human condition through teen drama shows. Like if a Degrassi broadcast signal managed to make its way through the cosmos and they said "yep, that's Earth for ya"
Honestly when you pointed out how upset you were that he can churn out these books so fast while you have difficulty completing anything due to self-doubt...that's a mood.
Idk if this was intentional, but when you said “if emotional gymnastics was an Olympic sport, Onision would OWN a gold medal” 🥇 Like he wouldn’t have won it, he’d buy one and walk around with it pretending he’d won it.
Is it just me or has Greg made an edgier version of diary of a wimpy kid Greg = Greg Rowley = Davis Might be a stretch but I can imagine Rowley saying 'poopy poo poop'
As I recall, the girls in DoaWK are purposefully drawn as way more similar looking because Greg doesn't really see them as that different. Feel like that's pretty appropriate for Onion Boy Greg as well.
Alizee: get yourself a cuppa tea Me: *standing at a windy bus stop, freezing my ass off* : I knew this thermos of London fog would serve me well today!
His daughter's name is Abbigale? Oh HELL no. Really doesn't help how after she fell out the window he tweeted about a sexual fantasy involving "humiliating" someone in front of a window until they "go unconscious"
Everyone here acts like Onision is just a Loser, but do you realize that, with CBS and all such, SUCH people actually Rule this World? The Creators of Mulan 2020 and what-not-else? I could list more, but why should i. Get the point?
You could summarize this book to: The overdramatic, brooding, angsty main-character James has obsessive tendencies & a savior complex, also suffers from delusions of grandeur (especially about his intellect). Every other character has no real personality & exists only to reinforce those his savior complex & delusions of grandeur. Abby is basically just a professional victim who constantly tells James how awesone he is. Thats it. We learn of no other personality characteristics beyond how she was victimized by basically everyone she ever knew. Davis (the best friend) exhibits childlike stupidity with such enthusiasm that it is often situationally & age inappropriate, & he never has more than an aquaintance-like conversation with James despite allegedly being his best friend. Davis exists for 4 reasons: so the readers don't think Greg had no friends in highschool, to compliment James (aka Greg) incessantly, to later die which allows James to do his overdramatic suffering act which makes it clear the writer has never mourned anyone & so Davis's mom can give the world's dumbest eulogy where she basically sucks James off with how complimentary she is. James's mother doesn't exist for all practical purposes because she doesn't parent nor influence the "story." Abby's dad is a generic abusive, drunk asshole who exists so James can fulfill his savior complex by rescuing a delicate little flower. Its the same with both Abby's ex boyfriend, the generic abusive jock (turned school shooter for no discernible reason) & with the generic crazy pro-life teacher & part-time arsonist. There is a school shooting, a presidential visit, a fatal car accident, a funeral, an arson, & lots emo rambling. The writing in this book is awful. That's all you need to know. You're welcome. Lol
Also about Davis, I think he’s implied to be autistic? There’s a line where it says that Davis likes to play with Lego and match colours in sequences. So I think Davis also exists to be Greg’s shitty “representation” for the book
@@hexinthelilypond4213 Its been some years now since that disaster of a book so I cant recall that part but it wouldn't surprise me. Greg doesn't have compassion for, nor even a deep, meaningful understanding of, mental illness (or anything in the orbit of mental or behavioral heath). So, why would he when it comes to neurodevelopmental conditions like Autism.... ?🤷🏻♀️
Lueji Monzein I don’t know the exact words of course but something about that he made remarks to Shiloh that she was too heavy because he couldn’t pick her up very easily.
Hearing that "sex scene" made me throw up in my mouth. I cannot believe that he's written three books. Also, I laughed at the character called Mr Hanson.
@@paigebourque6091 Everyone here acts like Onision is just a Loser, but do you realize that, with CBS and all such, SUCH people actually Rule this World? The Creators of Mulan 2020 and what-not-else? I could list more, but why should i. Get the point? This Planet is ruled by the Social Issue Products like Onision.
The way EVERY character acts and especially talks in this book makes me wonder if Onision had any human interaction over the last 10 years because it feels like some alien species observed a handful of humans for a week or two and decided "Yep, this is how they talk".
Gregory Dementia Darkness Raven Way has recently started a youtube channel titled "Sicesca" after his weird cult thing and is uploading there now - Go tell him how you're feeling internet
they shouldn't go there but watch the reuploads. Unless that new channel has already been demonetized he's basically getting paid every time you go to his videos to leave a comment.
@@lilithium3940 I agree not to give his mains views and to only watch reuploads but currently this new channel is only pulling in a few hundred views per videos, also I dont think they have been reuploaded yet
@@brookeguy5547 I get that but why else would he make a new channel but to hopefully get money out of it? Between the IRS and all these charges he'll be facing he's probably panicking for funds.
Why does he think he's smart? Where did he get that idea? What on earth even possessed him to write these? There are quite a few adverts in this video! I will obviously watch every single one.
He was the Golden Child of a mother who most likely suffered from a Cluster B personality disorder (which are basically just different manifestations of psychological trauma over a long period of time, except the USA wants to distinguish the slightest discrepancies into an entirely new label to bill insurance companies with). He also sustained a slew of head injuries under mysterious circumstances, kinda like his daughter.
Thank you for the informative replies! Always nice to learn about things like this. I really hope his daughter is going to be ok, in the long run. Poor kids growing up with all of this.
Strange Aeons said it best that everyone is just Greg in a different wig. Also like you said before Grease is writing fanfiction about himself because no one else is doing it.
Hi, friendly reminder that diagnosing people over the internet without a professional degree, no matter who it is, is horrible and should not be done. Not only does it perpetuate stigma (ESPECIALLY with the terms sociopath and psychopath, which most people don’t actually understand) but its also just very harmful to people who actually have mental health disorders. Thanks bye!
@@margarethe3677 sociopath is not a clinical term, it just describes a set of behavior, among which is a lack of empathy. So, there's no "diagnostic", just my opinion.
Kebra des Bois you cant have an opinion on science and definitions love, and it is absolutely a clinical term. Most people don’t know the exact set of behaviors, which is why mental health professionals exist. It is absolutely a possible diagnosis. Next.
There was an ad break immediately after Davis unironically said “poopy poo poop”. The ad was for the suicide hotline. Even your ads know what Onision makes people want to do.
Everyone here acts like Onision is just a Loser, but do you realize that, with CBS and all such, SUCH people actually Rule this World? The Creators of Mulan 2020 and what-not-else? I could list more, but why should i. Get the point? This Planet is ruled by the Social Issue Products like Onision. So Jokes not on Onision; Jokes on all of Us. Us who have to suffer from Modern Quality Levels.
Onision: “I am far too unimportant for the wind to push me” Also Onision: *writes an entire book portraying himself as the most important thing in the world*
The quality of Greg's writing proves my theory: Greg is a time traveller and becomes an actor under the stage name 'Tommy Wiseau'. It also explains his apparent confusion with creepy age differences. What does '15-year age gap' even mean when you're a time traveller?
I genuinely can't fathom how the passage that goes "When I was able to spend quality time with my son, he often spoke of his friend James.James, as some of you know, was there when Davis passed. He would always say how much he liked James and told me how handsome he thought he was. He said just being around James made him feel like he was cool, and part of something important" is an actual serious paragraph that Onision wrote in a book and not a literal meme lmao Also speaking of the word literal, I 100% get what you mean about the use of the word literally, he sounds like a 12 year old who just learned what the word means using it in creative writing practice at school lol
Everyone here acts like Onision is just a Loser, but do you realize that, with CBS and all such, SUCH people actually Rule this World? The Creators of Mulan 2020 and what-not-else? I could list more, but why should i. Get the point? This Planet is ruled by the Social Issue Products like Onision. So Jokes not on Onision; Jokes on all of Us. Us who have to suffer from Modern Quality Levels.
"Im so amazing that God himself leads me. Not that he exists, anyway." Lol i love that he talks so much about an unseen force influencing him and in the same breath he tries to push a cheap version of nihilism.
I think I finally figured out his books after listening to KrimsonRogue, StrangeAeons' review and then you licking your upper lip solved it all for me. Stones: A love letter to his failed relationship with Billy and how he viewed himself during that relationship, like he thought himself the victim over everything. 2nd book: His failed relationship with Sarah and how he thought himself the victim over everything. 3rd book: his Freudian slips resulting in a book filled with a sexual relationship between an older person and an illegally younger person that should be used against him in court considering that his daughter was named after the main female character until he changed her name and his own delusions of grandeur thinking that his views on religion are literally killing God that just happens to be evil in his book. His entire series of books is like an evolution of Chris Hansen's investigation. EDIT: Also it all makes me think that whole DM conversation that got caught was about you to which would be funny if he tried to copystrike your channel considering you don't use any of his content. Not like he can even find the UK on a globe. I think if you asked him to find the old border of Scotland his head would literally explode.
@@bluelol4843 a couple of channels have a DM conversation with the onion talking about how some British chick must want his dong because she was reviewing his books and then he called her an overrated hack. I'm paraphrasing, but that's generally the gist
@@LucianUchiha right k. makes sense, i can’t imagine anyone else who’d put themselves through that and has enough subs to get his notice, other than like, rachel oates? but i’m pretty sure she hasn’t reviewed them.
Everyone here acts like Onision is just a Loser, but do you realize that, with CBS and all such, SUCH people actually Rule this World? The Creators of Mulan 2020 and what-not-else? I could list more, but why should i. Get the point? This Planet is ruled by the Social Issue Products like Onision. So Jokes not on Onision; Jokes on all of Us. Us who have to suffer from Modern Quality Levels.
It's hilarious because this is a character I've seen in media done well. Izaya Orihara from the Durarara light novels is essentially this, but it is played fundamentally detrimental to the character and his own psyche. A character segregated from the highly collectivist society that is Japan by being different and emotionally neglected by his parents as a child never had any stable adult figures to mirror how to function in such a society. And when his parents were present, he was instead encouraged to be the outside observer, never taught how to form true connections to others. But all the while desperately longing for those normal human relationships. Emotionally stunted. Living outside the boundaries of society makes him cool to the readers but horribly pathetic within his own universe.
My issue with his use of literally is that he's using it in situations when we have no reason to think he isn't being literal. It's oddly jarring. It kind of makes you feel like you misunderstood something
me: *has already watched all the reviews of this book on yt* also me: oh yes, a perfect use of my next 45 minutes;; there's never enough onision roasting
Disgusting. Spend your 45 minutes learning about how he's a pervert and has ruined the lives of multiple teenagers. Nothing is funny about this individual. He is currently under investigation for child predation by the FBI.
@@synaestheticstudios I'm up to date to everything, thank you. I know, which is exactly why I find it funny when people make fun of his narcissistic ass. Anything else?
me, having watched every book review of this book: hehehehehe here we go bois (also every review out there brings up a different awful part of the story and it will never get old) godspeed to my lizard queen for frying her brain for us
Every video I watch about this book I find something new to hate about Onision. He changed his name to James and his daughter to Abigail. Why in the holy f$#@ would you change your name and your daughter's name to the names of two people you have f$&# in a book YOU wrote!!!
"This is Why I Hate You" is an upcoming American action thriller directed by Michael Bay loosely based off the book by RUclipsr Onision. Your reaction...
You don't understand how vital your videos are for my work efficiency. I've literally been listening to you rant about books for over 6 hours while working and I've only gotten distracted like once when I got hungry lol
If there was ever a suicidal book, I think the tree that was made into this book definitely is one Edit: Theory, Davis is the representation of Onision’s cult following
Another youtuber sacrificing their soul and time just so we don't have too 😭😭😭 THANKS FOR TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM, ALIZEE (Btw aside from Strange Æons' funny review, there's also Krimson Rogue's in-depth review lol he covered all the books too)
You guys remember when Harry Potter was coming out when we were kids and we were always presented with a mystery that lasted the whole novel or even longer? What's the deal with the stone? Who opened the Chamber of Secrets? Who is the prisoner of Azkaban and why is he obsessed with Harry? Who put Harry's name in the goblet and why? What was behind the door? Is Snape good or bad? Who will win? Each Hunger Games book was driven by a competition riddled with death left and right. LOTR had a single objective for Frodo that kept hitting crazy magical roadblocks. All these plots had drive of some sort. Something to keep you reading. These young adult novels, especially by youtubers, especially by ONISION, have nothiiiing. There is absolutely zero point or interest.
About the teacher being unbelievable for saying the “damaged goods” bit - happened to me. Our Catholic school 8th grade “sex education” teacher told us girls “nobody wants an already chewed piece of gum”.
Dr. Business is also read "STA: and right now he's reading "This is why I hate you". I'm seeing some weird parallels here. I know he said these were semi-autobiographical but so far two of his main characters go to a hight school with a church next to it and two have lentils for dinner at the beginning of the book. These books are creepily personal.
That opening reminds me of an amazing book by a Japanese author, I read in my freshman year. Though he had an amazing way of writing (not saying) people were like aliens or a different species, but he described it like the movement of bones and crunching of teeth, or how their facial features adjusted to the feeling or situation. This was 10 years ago so I don't quite remember everything, but something traumatic happened to him... and I'm pretty sure he had a personality disorder and so he spoke from that point of view. I dont remember what it was called or who wrote it. But I want to read it again to see if it is still as great as I have made it in my head. If this sounds familiar to anyone let me know!!
Theory about Davis: it's onion boy's take on what he thinks the plebs like us actually like. He's trying to insert a sense of normalcy in all his brooding to make himself seem balanced, but he has literally no clue how normal people laugh at a joke
Hm. There's really no need to throw folks with learning disabilities under the bus just because Greg can't write a character, nobody disabled or not acts like that and also we can go to public school too 👉👉
@@_gremlinboy don't be offended. Obviously you're not like that. But I grew up close to a lot of people with different kinds of handicaps, some had special needs since birth, some had them due to accidents and yeah, some behaved pretty similarly. That doesn't mean I criticize people with special needs. Nor do I think onion's writing is realistic. I'm just saying something seems familiar and yeah, in my experience, there are cases similar to this. Doesn't make his book any better though
While you might see some similarities and i understand that, being compared to characters like this is still a big kick in the teeth for disabled folk- and that includes people who can't communicate well or etc, because real people still act like people and Davis genuinely just yells random stuff and kisses up to onion. So can you see why I made the 😬 face reading the comment? I hope I'm making sense, and this isn't meant with any hate, it's just best not to draw comparisons between disabled folk and abject stupidity.
You know what's sad, as bad as this book is, this is probably the only one of Greg's books to actually have some kind of potential to be good if it was rewritten. Strip away all of the Onion bullshit and you could maybe have a John Green-esque high school YA novel about two goth or emo kids who fall in love with each other. But unfortunately because its Onision, any potential is completely squandered with his bullshit. This is Why I Hate You is just more of the same bad plot setup but with an even more unlikeable main charachter...Reapers Creek is just Empress Theresa 2.0.
"Mum can we have Twilight?"
"No we have Twilight at home."
Twilight at home:
Abbigale: I know what you are
Greg: Say it out loud
Abbigale: GROOMER
@@ivanco_97 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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"Stephen King is quaking"... because he's hovering over the toilet vomiting violently.
he keeps having to rotate from violently vomiting to sitting on the seat and projectile shitting
@@ladievengeance1577 He should buy a washbowl lol
Omfg this comment is horrendously underrated for how amazing it is
@@Vampirelilianfitzroy lol I'm glad you think so 😂
I literally shouted and screamed this was so fucking funny lmao
"He's going to kill her and wear her spleen as a hat."
I'm DEAD
I feel bad for her brain, but that moment was beautiful
So is she
@@user-kk6ls8rm4c dagnabbit I was gonna say that!
Just like my brain cells
I was gonna say that he was totally going to keep her kidneys in the basement deep freezer. Lol
DADS HOME AND HE BOUGHT US SHITERATURE
Refund me Daddy
@@itsMe_TheHerpes nice joke
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@@itsMe_TheHerpes smells like bait
@@itsMe_TheHerpes hi grog
Wait til u get to Reaper's Creek. He accidentally calls his self-insert character by his own name. Repeatedly. Because editors are for suckers.
He doesn't need editors, he doesn't need a lawyer, hes just that amazing he can do everything own his own! 😎
@It’s a nerd in a box’s YEAH makes sense
@@ladievengeance1577 He is truly a renaissance man
@@ladievengeance1577 ceo of literature
God is dead.
Plot twist, James' dad takes Abigail in, becomes her legal guardian and sleeps with her the minute she turns 18
Gabrielle Faye hm... this vomit tastes like onions...
When she turns 18 and a half!
@@DGLDrums Finally someone gets the FAX right
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Greg’s self-insert describing Abby hugging him and feeling her arm skin as glorious is the reason we have dress codes in schools
So we live accordingly to how the few insane members of society sees things...
@@JokerInk-CustomBuilds Unfortunately, that's the way it works. A few people always ruin it for the rest of people. And until everyone is on board with teaching people that touching other people without consent no matter how they're dressed is bad, we have to teach people how not to draw attention to themselves. It's awful but we have to keep people safe somehow and often people are so set in their ways that it's nearly impossible to change. It's why we have laws. It's incredibly and truly tragic and there are many, many people trying to change the way society thinks from "Here's what *you* need to do to not get r***ed" to "Don't f**king r*** people!" One day, we won't have to live according to the few insane members of society and will begin living according to the common sense people of society. But we are still a long ways off from that.
I agree on working towards a more equal, safe and empathic future.
But what I am talking about is a grayscale... I am not gonna wear sweaters on a hot summers day because some nutcase gets a boner from a forearm....
-If I wear long sleves it is my bare neck thats attractive, if I wear a scarf it is my lips and if I wear a burka I am either an extremist or abused woman... ;)
-Theres a point where being carefull becomes being fearfull. And a point where being conserned of others wellbeing becomes behavior control...
Cause COLLARBONES ARE SEXYYYYY! 🥳
There's a bit when he says something like "A sad life and arousing arms."
You'd think Onion would know how teenagers act considering he likes dating them so much, but apparently he's too stuck in his own world.
Glitched in 1999
🔥 AND THAT'S SPITTING FACTS!
How I see it, this is his ideal teenage partner. No personality, life of her own, or human qualities. Abbigail just something for Greg to save, to feed his ego, and to pay attention to him. In his other books, it's the same thing. One dimensional shells of people that Greg keeps around to write a s*x scene with every once in a while.
And by his own world, you mean his highschool days.
Nah mentally he's still a preteen
The holy trinity of ripping on Onion Literature:
STRANGE ÆONS
KrimsonRouge
Alizee
Mörges was wonderful too
Kappa Kaiju was good too
Agreed, forgot about him
@@humanperson1835 That woman is pure chaos. I love her!
Love Kappa Kaiju and Mörges as well
“Stones to Abbigale” makes “My Immortal” look like an Award Winning piece of Literature.
My Immortal is comedy gold, this guy's garbage seems painful to read and that's just from what I've heard.
Yeah you can actually enjoy MI for how batshit crazy it is. This book just makes me want to burn down his house....
My Immortal is fun to read. This abomination, on the other hand...
my immortal SHOULD BE an award winning piece of literature
My Immortal *is* an award-winning piece of literature
Oh, the IRONY of having "Mr. Hansen" in his book
I deadass thought it was going to be a Chris Hansen fanfic when I saw the story about this
Pink Bunny right???? 😂😂😂
One if my favorite teachers was named Mr. Hansen and encouraged me to write better in high school. Oh the irony.
*HansOn
We must make that distinction. We don't want to tarnish the HansEn name with whatever the fuck this is.
@@sweetpjeb23 i believe onision said exactly this when he tried to double down on suing chris hanson
Having been in two abusive relationships, one thing I've noticed is abusers always view themselves as protectors and saviors. When ironically they're the exact opposite. My last abuser even had "Protector" tattooed on his wrist. Found me at my most vulnerable time, and took advantage.
Be careful, kids. No matter how smart or tough you think you are, it can easily happen to you. They have a way of making you confused and feel like you're going crazy.
I have narcissistic tendencies like that (partially caused by a TBI I think lol) but at least I'm aware of there effects so I can get help for them.
greggie literally writes like a 12yr old who just discovered adjectives
@@synaestheticstudios calm down some
@@synaestheticstudios
Endearing names can be used sarcastically, condescendingly, or derogatorily.
I mean same but.....
This is an insult to 12 year olds.
No even I wrote better when I was twelve. It seems like the faux theatre kid stole a thesaurus and took inspiration from emo culture.
Onision’s “about the author” section: “I am Gregory Jackson, I use the name "Onision" online to represent myself. To be blunt, Stones to Abbigale is the first book I've ever written. I haven't even read a book cover to cover in about 14 years aside from Stones To Abbigale.
The above information might be enough to make most readers run, but it's the truth. Regardless, I wrote Stones to Abbigale from the heart. One of the best ways to better understand who I am is to read the book. Learning about James means learning about me.
I don't want to sell this book, I want Stones To Abbigale to sell itself, so if you're not interested, I hope you find a book you want to read elsewhere soon.
Thank you for taking the time to read this.”
Jeez imagine telling on yourself like that. “I haven’t read a book in 14 years” WE 👏🏼 CAN 👏🏼 TELL LMAO
"Learning about James means learning about me" ...he's legit proud that it's a self insert that makes him look like an obsessive sociopathic incel, which in many ways he is.
@@sowhatphie Probably because he's genuinely sick and doesn't even realize that how he comes off to people is super fucked up. I really think this dude needs serious help...
Holy, he sounds like he's trying to manipulate teenage girls in this about section lol, the "humbleness," fake vulnerabilty, "relatable xp" language, the fake self aware/fourth wall break (if u wanna find another book u can haha!). It's so funny how he uses the same shitty tactics in all walks of his life, only the fact of the matter is when you're not a naive teenager his tactics don't work and just make him look crazy.
cruel cruel the thing is, i think that 9 times out of ten he really just is crazy and this is his thought process. i don’t think he necessarily has a predisposition of purposefully wording things to be manipulative every time he’s being manipulative. he just naturally IS that way and is a twisted man.
Finally someone who realises how annoying it is when Greg says "most" when he means almost.
Greg is not the only person who uses "most all", it's actually somewhat common, but he tries to use it as fancy book language whereas it is a casual phrase that doesn't belong in books lol
Rayna B he over uses it. That’s what pisses me off. Like, I say “most” instead of almost sometimes, but it’s not all the time
@@Shiiiveeers it's not just that he uses it too much, it's just not correct and doesn't make sense. Most is a quantifying word and so is all so it's a contradiction.
I know what you mean. It "literally" makes me want to to eat only "most all" lentil soup for the rest of my natural life....Literally. 😂
almost and most all do not have the same meaning though
I find it really ironic that Abbi has self harm scars and that like turns "James" on because Onision used to make so many videos shaming self harmers in so many ways lmao.
and yet he was obsessed with girls cutting just like he shamed pedos yet is one
the grammar mistakes in the book are even funnier when you know lainey proofread it ... they’re both illiterate lol
* Sugasito * who tf is lainey
I bet if she did notice a mistake she would be too scared to point it out
@@jodalinasparty9718 Absolutely
I'm gonna stop spamming this video w comment now but I really don't understand y'all. There is nothing funny about this situation. THEY ARE ABUSIVE CRIMINALS. WHY ARE WE LAUGHING AT THEM?????
@@synaestheticstudios because they deserve to be laughed at.
"Literally" as used in slang really only makes sense as a verbal hyperbole, not in literature. A character in a book could say it totally fine, but a narrator saying it is just awkward in most voices.
The worst afterlife I can imagine: being reincarnated into a tree then chopped down and turned into one of Gurg’s godawful “books” aka exaggerated diary.
OriginalPinkPenguin i wouldnt even say exaggerated, this is how he sees life
Leo West I guess I meant exaggerated in the sense that Gurg sees himself as the hero and writes these books to try and portray himself in that manner. Even though us normal folks, the readers, can still see the truth through the onion madness
OriginalPinkPenguin i was joking , sorry i have a weird sense of humour
That is too funny 😂🤣
More like wish fulfillment
Fun fact: Onision named his daughter Abbigale when she was born. He now also goes by James. He legally changed his daughter’s name the same time he changed his own, so I’m not really outing her name but anyways, Do with that information what you will.
Also, please don’t comment his daughter’s current name. Regardless of how much we all despise him, it’s not worth putting his kids in danger. They’re in enough danger just being in their care.
Jade Henderson Their children's names being known won't put them in any more danger than he's already put them in.
Her name is Cloey (after Shiloh's "Haters United" character". Abbigale was her middle name
That guy has kids?
@@nero1798 he has a son and a daughter, there was a scandal where his daughter fell out of a window at his house or something like 3-4 years ago
@@holysickdivinenights Worse yet. Around the same time as the accident, the creep made a cryptic post implying that he may have pushed her.
So here's something pretty minor (haHA) that always bothered me... School-Shooter dude is drenched in everyone's blood. After killing them with long-ranged weapons. Did he lay down on the floor next to his victims and roll around in their blood for extra edginess points?
In this world lol probably.
It wouldn't surprise me if he paints himself with the blood of his enemies or something equally cringe.
I was wondering that too. Greg really thought he did something.
It's symbolism about how Greg is covered in the blood of little girls' hopes and dreams
@@seymonsays14 and their hymen
I wish someone would hand this book to an English professor and a Psychology professor without any context. I'd love to see their honest, no bias, no understanding, opinion of the garbage fire.
All I can imagine is that this would give those professors breakdowns for how incomprehensibly awful this thing is
OOf, he obviously thinks "If I use Big Words, people will surely know I'm an Intellectual".
he's the definition of r/iamverysmart
Pseudo intellectuals need to just... stop.
@@DaVeganZombie What *isn't* "pseudo" about him? I really don't th ink there's a person there, just a pretense and role playing.
Sesquipedelian loquaciousness at its most irritatingly pretentious.
Makes me think of that episode of friends where Joey looks up every word in his letter in the thesaurus to make him seem smarter
Fun fact: one of his fans kindly offered to edit his more recent books for free and he went apeshit on her, saying something along the lines of ‘this is just my style of writing! If I write it this way, it’s intentional! You’re a bad fan!’
It’s melodramatic as hell and honestly more fun to read than any of his books.
I keep hearing "self-incel" every time she says "self-insert". Still fits just fine though
Funny how I've heard onion boy has called himself a "chad" before....
ur pfp made me think there was a hair on my screen
@@kittyythecat That, and the fact that he unironically uses the term "beta male", is further proof that Grug is an incel
@@Jenni-bx1qu Yeah, but Grug still has an incel mindset though
Anyone who uses the terms alpha, beta and Chad unironically is an incel. Known fact. Greg is an incel who was manipulative enough to get underage girls to fuck him.
Actually, onisions books are a perfect read during the coronavirus. The books constantly make you want to wash your hands to get rid of the unseen grime littered throughtout the text XD
This literally sounds like a watt pad story written by a teenager
I don't know if I want to take that as an insult or a compliment since I write (well used to) on Wattpad.
Nah man, Wattpad writers are better than this drivel
Gabrielle Faye
Hey don’t shit on teenagers on Wattpad, at least some of their stuff is readable.
I wrote a smutty story about some loli and a dragon man going at it when I was like 12, and it's better written than this shit
Wattpad stories are way better than this garbage!!!
To help you picture this. Just picture him in different wigs for every character.
Fun fact: in the physical book version he forgot to number the pages so there's no way of knowing what page you're up to
It's either he forgot or he deliberately left them out. For what reason, IDK.
He 'forgot" to edit and revise it too. He self-published the first draft. Dumb ass.
I write fantasy as a hobby and have been editing and revising my first original novel that I hope to get published for over a year now. (I've written fanfiction since I was 12 as a means of practicing... yeah yeah, cue unoriginal "weeb" name calling.) I'm my fifth draft. The fifth draft is almost nothing like the first. There were so many extraneous paragraphs and weak portions that needed to be rewritten or just thrown out all together and the dialogue was awful in the first and second.
Your PFP is *IMMENSELY* adequate
@@K.Marie119 Yeah I write poetry (mostly for class but sometimes for fun) but even a page-long poem can take hours or days to fully flesh out and structure. In my opinion as a future hs english teacher (I'm only in college don't @ me) a writer should always take at least twice as long editing as they did writing.
he either has no subs or turned off his sub count on it lmaoo
It's like if an alien had only experienced the human condition through teen drama shows. Like if a Degrassi broadcast signal managed to make its way through the cosmos and they said "yep, that's Earth for ya"
Alizee losing her braincells for forty five minutes straight.
tiagocosmos 😂😂😂😂 omg
And us togheter with her :D
@@itsMe_TheHerpes ok boomer
@@itsMe_TheHerpes I hope you're really being sarcastic rn or else you're totally brain dead and therefore doomed.
@@kittywithagun7742 he's trolling. Pathetic
Davis sounds like a bully being sarcastic to young Greg that he stupidly thought was actual friendship
I see it the other way around: James bullied Davis, and Davis thought that meant James liked him.
That must be cannon!!
Honestly when you pointed out how upset you were that he can churn out these books so fast while you have difficulty completing anything due to self-doubt...that's a mood.
Onion boi is egocentrism incarnate, of course he has no problems writing literary masturbation.
Idk if this was intentional, but when you said “if emotional gymnastics was an Olympic sport, Onision would OWN a gold medal” 🥇 Like he wouldn’t have won it, he’d buy one and walk around with it pretending he’d won it.
i did mean to say 'won' but your interpretation is better so lets go with that
Krimson Rogue
makes better Book-Reviews,
tbh.
@@slevinchannel7589 I mean that’s kinda what Krimson does for a living
@@terra_the_nightingale135 Haha, you said "dies" first and then used Edit!
Ha.
Ha...
Ha... Ah, i'm getting old... my humour is getting old...
And say he got it for military service
Is it just me or has Greg made an edgier version of diary of a wimpy kid
Greg = Greg
Rowley = Davis
Might be a stretch but I can imagine Rowley saying 'poopy poo poop'
It's the walmart version
As I recall, the girls in DoaWK are purposefully drawn as way more similar looking because Greg doesn't really see them as that different. Feel like that's pretty appropriate for Onion Boy Greg as well.
Every time Davis speaks i just imagine three kids in a trench coat ala Bojack Horseman.
LMAOOOO fucking Vincent
greg's humor is stuck in that edgy teenage 2009 i'M sO rAnDoM xD type shit and it really comes out in davis lmao
@@adelinewurzer4533 Or if Billy Madison didn't smarten up.
Krimson Rogue
makes better Book-Reviews,
tbh.
This book is literally worse than beginner watt pad writing. God this is cruel to sit thru.
I liken it to a beginner in the edgier corners of DeviantArt trying to write a book
Isn't this the one where the love interest shares the same name as Grog's daughter?
yeah, I've never thrown up so quickly in my life
I don’t think so. I heard the daughter’s name was Chloe.
MidniightMuffin he legally changed it to Abigail when he changed his to James.
bro thats straight up disgusting hes so fucked up
No, that's a different one.
It's a shame she skipped over the fact that Onion wrote "jump over a bridge" instead of "jump off a bridge".
i read on twitter that the cover pic on the book is of kai (crying) lmao
What, really?? Oh man thats hilarious
kai's crying now, thanks :(
Kai cry Kai cry
The copy i got totally legitimately and didn't steal has a front cover that's just the title scrawled in blood. I'm not kidding
guys stop kais crying now. hope you're happy. :(
Alizee: get yourself a cuppa tea
Me: *standing at a windy bus stop, freezing my ass off* : I knew this thermos of London fog would serve me well today!
"Jimmy your character sounds like a serial killer." So he's like a creepy emo dexter... or a shrecks-ter.
Please, for 2020, after putting Onision and Kai in prison, can we stop relating Shrek to this weirdo?
I know Onision is a swamp onion, but please 🙏
Please don’t insult dexter.
He's Joe from You
Hey c'mon Dexter is pretty cool...☹️
Shreck
Does anyone else think it’s weird he changed his name to James and his daughters name to Abbigale like the characters in his book???????
His daughter's name is Abbigale? Oh HELL no. Really doesn't help how after she fell out the window he tweeted about a sexual fantasy involving "humiliating" someone in front of a window until they "go unconscious"
Chloe_P423 I heard it was reported that when he recently changed his legal name to James he also changed hers to Abbigale - so creepy
Other way around. They named her Abigail when she was born and changed when Greg changed his name to James
Thank you for putting urself through this for us
Hey ! I'm seeing your chanel a lot these times, but can you tell me what it is about, please?
@@strawberrymilk2007 why don't you just watch his videos xD
@@eviedevi. idk
Everyone here acts like Onision is just
a Loser,
but do you realize that, with CBS and all such,
SUCH people actually Rule this World?
The Creators of Mulan 2020 and what-not-else?
I could list more, but why should i.
Get the point?
@@slevinchannel7589 Ummm....no?🤔
Groomer's books (all of them) can be summarized with 4 words: _"can't human very well"_
The way he spells Abbigale bothers me more than anything
It's almost as if he tried to base it off of Frank Abagnale Jr., but I feel like that's giving him far too much credit... 🤔
You could summarize this book to: The overdramatic, brooding, angsty main-character James has obsessive tendencies & a savior complex, also suffers from delusions of grandeur (especially about his intellect). Every other character has no real personality & exists only to reinforce those his savior complex & delusions of grandeur.
Abby is basically just a professional victim who constantly tells James how awesone he is. Thats it. We learn of no other personality characteristics beyond how she was victimized by basically everyone she ever knew.
Davis (the best friend) exhibits childlike stupidity with such enthusiasm that it is often situationally & age inappropriate, & he never has more than an aquaintance-like conversation with James despite allegedly being his best friend. Davis exists for 4 reasons: so the readers don't think Greg had no friends in highschool, to compliment James (aka Greg) incessantly, to later die which allows James to do his overdramatic suffering act which makes it clear the writer has never mourned anyone & so Davis's mom can give the world's dumbest eulogy where she basically sucks James off with how complimentary she is.
James's mother doesn't exist for all practical purposes because she doesn't parent nor influence the "story."
Abby's dad is a generic abusive, drunk asshole who exists so James can fulfill his savior complex by rescuing a delicate little flower. Its the same with both Abby's ex boyfriend, the generic abusive jock (turned school shooter for no discernible reason) & with the generic crazy pro-life teacher & part-time arsonist. There is a school shooting, a presidential visit, a fatal car accident, a funeral, an arson, & lots emo rambling. The writing in this book is awful. That's all you need to know.
You're welcome. Lol
Also about Davis, I think he’s implied to be autistic? There’s a line where it says that Davis likes to play with Lego and match colours in sequences. So I think Davis also exists to be Greg’s shitty “representation” for the book
@@hexinthelilypond4213 Its been some years now since that disaster of a book so I cant recall that part but it wouldn't surprise me. Greg doesn't have compassion for, nor even a deep, meaningful understanding of, mental illness (or anything in the orbit of mental or behavioral heath). So, why would he when it comes to neurodevelopmental conditions like Autism.... ?🤷🏻♀️
The prime example of “just because you can, doesn’t mean you should.”
Krimson Rogue
makes better Book-Reviews,
tbh.
I hate that I know what the “subtle shade” was about.
May I ask what it was about? I didn't get it...
Lueji Monzein I don’t know the exact words of course but something about that he made remarks to Shiloh that she was too heavy because he couldn’t pick her up very easily.
@@nin315 Oh yikes. I had a feeling it was about how he likes to body and fat shame. Thanks!
Gurg wishes he wrote my immortal. That is a beautiful work of art and internet historians video cured my depression.
My Immortal is incredible, dramatic reading when?
@@AlizeeYeezy Did u watch the one that SorrowTV and Internet Historian did? It was comedy gold.
Honestly replace the e in greg with any vowel and its still hilarious
Hearing that "sex scene" made me throw up in my mouth. I cannot believe that he's written three books. Also, I laughed at the character called Mr Hanson.
26:12
“And you hear Kai” is it bad my brain finished that with “And you hear Kai crying in the background” 🤣🤣
Kai is cryinggg
@@paigebourque6091 Everyone here acts like Onision is just
a Loser,
but do you realize that, with CBS and all such,
SUCH people actually Rule this World?
The Creators of Mulan 2020 and what-not-else?
I could list more, but why should i.
Get the point?
This Planet is ruled by the Social
Issue Products like Onision.
The way EVERY character acts and especially talks in this book makes me wonder if Onision had any human interaction over the last 10 years because it feels like some alien species observed a handful of humans for a week or two and decided "Yep, this is how they talk".
Gregory Dementia Darkness Raven Way has recently started a youtube channel titled "Sicesca" after his weird cult thing and is uploading there now - Go tell him how you're feeling internet
oh boy!
The video titles are so weird. Bro, this guy is such a creep
they shouldn't go there but watch the reuploads. Unless that new channel has already been demonetized he's basically getting paid every time you go to his videos to leave a comment.
@@lilithium3940 I agree not to give his mains views and to only watch reuploads but currently this new channel is only pulling in a few hundred views per videos, also I dont think they have been reuploaded yet
@@brookeguy5547 I get that but why else would he make a new channel but to hopefully get money out of it? Between the IRS and all these charges he'll be facing he's probably panicking for funds.
I almost spit out my coffee when you called him "the Grudge" - thanks for making this social-distancing thing bearable
Why does he think he's smart? Where did he get that idea? What on earth even possessed him to write these?
There are quite a few adverts in this video! I will obviously watch every single one.
The answer to all these is malignant narcissism
He was the Golden Child of a mother who most likely suffered from a Cluster B personality disorder (which are basically just different manifestations of psychological trauma over a long period of time, except the USA wants to distinguish the slightest discrepancies into an entirely new label to bill insurance companies with).
He also sustained a slew of head injuries under mysterious circumstances, kinda like his daughter.
Thank you for the informative replies! Always nice to learn about things like this.
I really hope his daughter is going to be ok, in the long run. Poor kids growing up with all of this.
Strange Aeons said it best that everyone is just Greg in a different wig. Also like you said before Grease is writing fanfiction about himself because no one else is doing it.
The very first sentence is a dead giveaway that he's a sociopath...
Kebra des Bois I’m offended as a sociopath, lol
Hi, friendly reminder that diagnosing people over the internet without a professional degree, no matter who it is, is horrible and should not be done. Not only does it perpetuate stigma (ESPECIALLY with the terms sociopath and psychopath, which most people don’t actually understand) but its also just very harmful to people who actually have mental health disorders. Thanks bye!
Hes not a sociopath, he just pretends to be because he thinks it will make him cool.
@@margarethe3677 sociopath is not a clinical term, it just describes a set of behavior, among which is a lack of empathy. So, there's no "diagnostic", just my opinion.
Kebra des Bois you cant have an opinion on science and definitions love, and it is absolutely a clinical term. Most people don’t know the exact set of behaviors, which is why mental health professionals exist. It is absolutely a possible diagnosis. Next.
The characters in Onisions book's are just all the different voices he has in his head.
Is this the one where his self insert character literally defeats god?
That’s one of his other books I think, reaper’s creek
That's the third one, Reaper's Creek. Also killing God is nowhere close to how insane that book fucking gets.
Nope , it’s the one where he fetishises depression
Jesus Christ he called it Reaper's Creek? What an emo creep
his Chadsona
There was an ad break immediately after Davis unironically said “poopy poo poop”. The ad was for the suicide hotline. Even your ads know what Onision makes people want to do.
That almost-monotone "Okay pop off queen. " threw me for a loop ngl
Can you tell I'm a Narcissist?
by Greg/James Jackson
That'd be a better title.
The way he writes the conversations, is giving me deep nostalgia for when I was 7 and had to attempt to write a short story for homework.
Everyone here acts like Onision is just
a Loser,
but do you realize that, with CBS and all such,
SUCH people actually Rule this World?
The Creators of Mulan 2020 and what-not-else?
I could list more, but why should i.
Get the point?
This Planet is ruled by the Social
Issue Products like Onision.
So Jokes not on Onision; Jokes on
all of Us.
Us who have to suffer from Modern Quality Levels.
Imagine you never escape the phase that most of us quieter boys go through at 12, so you end up an adult highschooler with sever hyperactivity.
"Gary Sue"
I'm dead, I can't. Dare I say, I can't even.
Gary Stu, the counterpart to Mary Sue
Onision: “I am far too unimportant for the wind to push me”
Also Onision: *writes an entire book portraying himself as the most important thing in the world*
"peepy poo poop" absolutely profound piece of literature right there
The quality of Greg's writing proves my theory:
Greg is a time traveller and becomes an actor under the stage name 'Tommy Wiseau'.
It also explains his apparent confusion with creepy age differences. What does '15-year age gap' even mean when you're a time traveller?
Don't insult Tommy like that lmao
How dare you throw mud at the good Wieseau name 😱
Currently in hospital with bacterial meningitis and laughed so hard at 26:10 onwards I accidentally almost teared my IV out. Thanks Alizee xox
Holly Rowden feel better soon!!!
Holly Rowden bro good luck
@@sarahconnors8909 thanks oxo
@@loganlovesdubstep thanks!
I genuinely can't fathom how the passage that goes "When I was able to spend quality time with my son, he often spoke of his friend James.James, as some of you know, was there when Davis passed. He would always say how much he liked James and told me how handsome he thought he was. He said just being around James made him feel like he was cool, and part of something important" is an actual serious paragraph that Onision wrote in a book and not a literal meme lmao
Also speaking of the word literal, I 100% get what you mean about the use of the word literally, he sounds like a 12 year old who just learned what the word means using it in creative writing practice at school lol
Gregory Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way strikes again
lmaooo
Do *not* dare lay insult to the masterpiece that is My Immortal compared to this steaming shit
How dare you compare the greasy grog-monster to our queen Enoby
Everyone here acts like Onision is just
a Loser, but do you realize that, with CBS and all such,
SUCH people actually Rule this World?
The Creators of Mulan 2020 and what-not-else?
I could list more, but why should i.
Get the point?
This Planet is ruled by the Social
Issue Products like Onision.
So Jokes not on Onision; Jokes on
all of Us.
Us who have to suffer from Modern Quality Levels.
"Im so amazing that God himself leads me. Not that he exists, anyway." Lol i love that he talks so much about an unseen force influencing him and in the same breath he tries to push a cheap version of nihilism.
I think I finally figured out his books after listening to KrimsonRogue, StrangeAeons' review and then you licking your upper lip solved it all for me.
Stones: A love letter to his failed relationship with Billy and how he viewed himself during that relationship, like he thought himself the victim over everything.
2nd book: His failed relationship with Sarah and how he thought himself the victim over everything.
3rd book: his Freudian slips resulting in a book filled with a sexual relationship between an older person and an illegally younger person that should be used against him in court considering that his daughter was named after the main female character until he changed her name and his own delusions of grandeur thinking that his views on religion are literally killing God that just happens to be evil in his book.
His entire series of books is like an evolution of Chris Hansen's investigation.
EDIT: Also it all makes me think that whole DM conversation that got caught was about you to which would be funny if he tried to copystrike your channel considering you don't use any of his content. Not like he can even find the UK on a globe. I think if you asked him to find the old border of Scotland his head would literally explode.
wait, which dm conversation? i know there are loads, but like, which one specifically.
@@bluelol4843 a couple of channels have a DM conversation with the onion talking about how some British chick must want his dong because she was reviewing his books and then he called her an overrated hack. I'm paraphrasing, but that's generally the gist
@@LucianUchiha right k. makes sense, i can’t imagine anyone else who’d put themselves through that and has enough subs to get his notice, other than like, rachel oates? but i’m pretty sure she hasn’t reviewed them.
Everyone here acts like Onision is just
a Loser,
but do you realize that, with CBS and all such,
SUCH people actually Rule this World?
The Creators of Mulan 2020 and what-not-else?
I could list more, but why should i.
Get the point?
This Planet is ruled by the Social
Issue Products like Onision.
So Jokes not on Onision; Jokes on
all of Us.
Us who have to suffer from Modern Quality Levels.
@@slevinchannel7589 do you understand sentence structure? At all?
It's hilarious because this is a character I've seen in media done well. Izaya Orihara from the Durarara light novels is essentially this, but it is played fundamentally detrimental to the character and his own psyche. A character segregated from the highly collectivist society that is Japan by being different and emotionally neglected by his parents as a child never had any stable adult figures to mirror how to function in such a society. And when his parents were present, he was instead encouraged to be the outside observer, never taught how to form true connections to others. But all the while desperately longing for those normal human relationships. Emotionally stunted. Living outside the boundaries of society makes him cool to the readers but horribly pathetic within his own universe.
I guess we know who that one dislike is from lol
My issue with his use of literally is that he's using it in situations when we have no reason to think he isn't being literal. It's oddly jarring. It kind of makes you feel like you misunderstood something
me: *has already watched all the reviews of this book on yt*
also me: oh yes, a perfect use of my next 45 minutes;;
there's never enough onision roasting
Alina Tanasie deadass me rn
Disgusting. Spend your 45 minutes learning about how he's a pervert and has ruined the lives of multiple teenagers. Nothing is funny about this individual. He is currently under investigation for child predation by the FBI.
@@synaestheticstudios I'm up to date to everything, thank you. I know, which is exactly why I find it funny when people make fun of his narcissistic ass. Anything else?
Same with me. Plus Alizee sounds and a bit looks like my boomer mother which is both hilarious and weird. Still loving it!
@@synaestheticstudios you're in this video too, spend YOUR time actually helping victims or doing something otherwise useful or you're a hypocrite.
No matter how bad I feel about my own book, at least it’s miles better than even Onision’s tweets
me, having watched every book review of this book: hehehehehe here we go bois (also every review out there brings up a different awful part of the story and it will never get old) godspeed to my lizard queen for frying her brain for us
Every video I watch about this book I find something new to hate about Onision. He changed his name to James and his daughter to Abigail. Why in the holy f$#@ would you change your name and your daughter's name to the names of two people you have f$&# in a book YOU wrote!!!
@@zscout1288 oh that's incredibly troubling
I’m so glad i got an ad break after “poopy poo poop” because quite frankly I needed the extra time to wrap my mind around that level of stupidity
“The first of *slow blinks* tHREE BOOKS”
"This is Why I Hate You" is an upcoming American action thriller directed by Michael Bay loosely based off the book by RUclipsr Onision.
Your reaction...
You don't understand how vital your videos are for my work efficiency. I've literally been listening to you rant about books for over 6 hours while working and I've only gotten distracted like once when I got hungry lol
"... but better, obviously, because I am writing it." Not even 2 minutes in and I can already tell this is going to be a blast.
If there was ever a suicidal book, I think the tree that was made into this book definitely is one
Edit: Theory, Davis is the representation of Onision’s cult following
Another youtuber sacrificing their soul and time just so we don't have too 😭😭😭 THANKS FOR TAKING ONE FOR THE TEAM, ALIZEE
(Btw aside from Strange Æons' funny review, there's also Krimson Rogue's in-depth review lol he covered all the books too)
Hahah i love the sticky note stuff he does
You guys remember when Harry Potter was coming out when we were kids and we were always presented with a mystery that lasted the whole novel or even longer? What's the deal with the stone? Who opened the Chamber of Secrets? Who is the prisoner of Azkaban and why is he obsessed with Harry? Who put Harry's name in the goblet and why? What was behind the door? Is Snape good or bad? Who will win?
Each Hunger Games book was driven by a competition riddled with death left and right. LOTR had a single objective for Frodo that kept hitting crazy magical roadblocks.
All these plots had drive of some sort. Something to keep you reading. These young adult novels, especially by youtubers, especially by ONISION, have nothiiiing. There is absolutely zero point or interest.
"Pop off, Queen" - honestly choked on my tea, omg
About the teacher being unbelievable for saying the “damaged goods” bit - happened to me. Our Catholic school 8th grade “sex education” teacher told us girls “nobody wants an already chewed piece of gum”.
my friend: I just want the whole world to disappear
me: lol mood, same fam, wanna go get a burrito tho?
Actual conversation between humans. Grog could never
Big Alizee Yeezy is so attractive in this vid and I'm like 99% sure it's because her hatred for Grog's prose actually gives her life
Dr. Business is also read "STA: and right now he's reading "This is why I hate you". I'm seeing some weird parallels here. I know he said these were semi-autobiographical but so far two of his main characters go to a hight school with a church next to it and two have lentils for dinner at the beginning of the book. These books are creepily personal.
@Amazing Ladymn Ahhh. Thats so weird. He's writing fanfics about himself
greg has fucking issues wow
Honestly if the conversation went,
Bus Drive, "What's my name then?"
Davis, "Daddy!"
that would be more believable dialogue from a teenager
Oh babe when you said you were struggling with the new video I didn't think it'd be this. You're braver than I
I'm sorry for what's happened to your name, friend
@@DrCandyStriper what because of Onision? Yeah. Shit sucks
That opening reminds me of an amazing book by a Japanese author, I read in my freshman year.
Though he had an amazing way of writing (not saying) people were like aliens or a different species, but he described it like the movement of bones and crunching of teeth, or how their facial features adjusted to the feeling or situation.
This was 10 years ago so I don't quite remember everything, but something traumatic happened to him... and I'm pretty sure he had a personality disorder and so he spoke from that point of view.
I dont remember what it was called or who wrote it. But I want to read it again to see if it is still as great as I have made it in my head.
If this sounds familiar to anyone let me know!!
A fine addition to the collection.
Theory about Davis: it's onion boy's take on what he thinks the plebs like us actually like. He's trying to insert a sense of normalcy in all his brooding to make himself seem balanced, but he has literally no clue how normal people laugh at a joke
Now I'm worried about this Davis boy. He sounds like he was missing out on a medical diagnosis and special needs school. Poor imaginary Davis :c
Yeah I got the same impression. He sounded absolutely developmentally challenge
Hm. There's really no need to throw folks with learning disabilities under the bus just because Greg can't write a character, nobody disabled or not acts like that and also we can go to public school too 👉👉
@@_gremlinboy sorry, didn't mean to offend anyone.
@@_gremlinboy don't be offended. Obviously you're not like that. But I grew up close to a lot of people with different kinds of handicaps, some had special needs since birth, some had them due to accidents and yeah, some behaved pretty similarly. That doesn't mean I criticize people with special needs. Nor do I think onion's writing is realistic. I'm just saying something seems familiar and yeah, in my experience, there are cases similar to this.
Doesn't make his book any better though
While you might see some similarities and i understand that, being compared to characters like this is still a big kick in the teeth for disabled folk- and that includes people who can't communicate well or etc, because real people still act like people and Davis genuinely just yells random stuff and kisses up to onion. So can you see why I made the 😬 face reading the comment? I hope I'm making sense, and this isn't meant with any hate, it's just best not to draw comparisons between disabled folk and abject stupidity.
You know what's sad, as bad as this book is, this is probably the only one of Greg's books to actually have some kind of potential to be good if it was rewritten. Strip away all of the Onion bullshit and you could maybe have a John Green-esque high school YA novel about two goth or emo kids who fall in love with each other. But unfortunately because its Onision, any potential is completely squandered with his bullshit. This is Why I Hate You is just more of the same bad plot setup but with an even more unlikeable main charachter...Reapers Creek is just Empress Theresa 2.0.
"This is more emo than Twilight." Oooo she went there....I like it. Keep going. 😂