When I was 18 I worked the graveyard shift at a paper mill COUNTING sheets of paper and putting them in stacks of hundreds. The sad thing was there was about five other people, much older than me, who had been doing the exact same thing for who knows how many years. One day I asked the lady next to me "what are you thinking about?" She looked at me like I was crazy and said "nothing, my next break I guess." I quit that day.
@@SegaGentleman holy shit I forgot all about this comment. Here's a little sidenote to the story. One day I came up with an idea to measure with a precise ruler how tall a stack of 100 sheets was. I tested it and when I was sure I had the right method I told my supervisor about it and showed him it worked, and we could make more stacks in a day. He just shook his head and was like "do it the way we told you." I was like "but it WORKS." He didn't care. Now, I don't blame him for rejecting my idea. The old way worked and that was enough. But the net result, the final effect it had on me was to just squash any creative or innovative impulse I might have. To just follow your orders. I don't have a point to this story. It's just a sidenote. Peace.
@@hisvorpalsword jeeezus that sucks so bad! Im getting frustrated just imagining all the times i would lose count when i get to the 60s or 70s and would have to start all over lmao. The measuring method is way better especially if you tested it. Whenever i work landscaping or something that is manual, i always wish i could go back to an office job. But now i remember how BORRRRRING it is to work in a file room. I cant even think of a job ive had that was as kind numbing as counting stacks of paper by the hundreds.. I DID used to have crazy daydreams when i worked at waffle house 3rd shift as a cook during weekdays.. During those boring shifts, I was a 167 time wwf champion.....in my mind lol
Listening to this is a huge relief. I now know it's not just me who does this sort of thing. Though listening to Patrice talk about his own mortality is really sad.
I used to daydream about being a soldier and fighting in world War 3 and winning medals being a hero and saving people marching through towns with women throwing themselves at me while I put chicken into boxes at Popeyes
I have a fantasy world that I've created in my mind over the past 20 years. I have detailed characters, back stories, and more. It's refreshing to know that I'm not alone!
I love being a dude! Patrice was asking detailed questions about another mans DAYDREAM and anthony had answers for all questions lol. I could NEVER do this with a chick
I used to work on a chicken farm and sometimes my job required me to stand on a little stool and watch eggs go by on this conveyer belt and check eggs if they're broken. Well I did this for 10 hours straight on sundays and so I'd be sitting there imagining I was the asian version of The Punisher just the samurai version of it. Had the whole back story too. Was a police officer that went under cover and everything went wrong and some dude kills my family because of it. I was ex military special forces but because Japan has been without a military for so many years I had to rationalize how would this occur if this is set in japan then I realized that we can say I was Yakuza turned good guy and go from there. Haha It was the weirdest shit.
i used to do this when i was a night security guard in college.. old warehouses and construction sites.. i used to pretend they were building secret government projects there.. weird shit like that.. definitely makes the time pass by.
I don't think I've ever heard anyone talk about this. This is what I do all the time. I think I spend more time in my fantasy world than in "real" life.
I was a dirty, almost penniless, whiskey drinking, silent cowboy wandering around muddy western towns, constantly getting into gunfights w/ assholes, ending up with about 1000 notches on my belt, all justified.
I used to have one when I was like 12 or 13 where I had this red button on my chest that, when pressed, would turn me into a giant mutant T-Rex. Then, I would go around the world tracking down this international terrorist cell and each of their member’s had the same ability so it was just international giant dinosaur battles. Kick ass day dreaming sessions
When I was in college i was a pool boy and I would day dream that I was the rich dude who owned all those million dollar houses and I was just there checking on my properties.
So fucking true...i have the exact same hilarious daydreams about me beeing the super bad ass guy, down to the detail, while doing painfully boring 8 hour idiot work.
At a lot of my jobs I used to always pretend like I was in a VR video game to get past the fact I was doing meaningless jobs, I would imagine instead of cutting deli meats I was a butcher at some alien market, instead of making deliveries bagels or newspapers I was in a gta type game working for mob boss, or instead of doing lawn care I was hunting alien creatures. I bring it up to people and they act like I’m crazy. This was a great clip and it’s Atleast nice to to know I’m not the only one
I do this same shit. I work in a bank, but more on the tech side. And its not as "spy-like" and exciting as you'd think. I have daydreams of being a protective armor clad anti-hero type vigilante at night. And like most folks in the comments here, I have the whole backstory and everything 😂 I image that the CEO of the company is just this secret protective armor clad night vigilante taking out terrorists and trafficking launderers. And for whatever reason, I meet him at a tech conference and he takes to me and takes me under his wing. until I figure it out and I become the vigilante and he becomes the old guy who is in my ear piece. Its literally the only way I can explain having access to all this cutting edge tech and armory, and explains why a zilch like me would go up against powerful international criminals haha!! I am glad that I am not the only one who does this.
Three of my coworkers and I sat in the work van for like 5 or 6 hours daydreaming about if the president was to be replaced by a suit. Like if darth vader was the president but no elections and you can never tell when the man in the suit is changed. I had another idea one day when i was working at the plant, where we send guys to the moon again but we find out as they are landing that the moon landing was really a hoax and we never went to the moon. So where did the astronauts land....?
I’m currently working a temp job processing death certificates and its the most repetitive job I’ve ever had - there’s literally nothing different in my day-to-day work life. So my daydream is that I’m this John McClane-type who saves his co-workers from high tech terrorists, and there’s this hot chick that I get after I kill all the terrorists and save everyone lmao
I worked for a whole summer out in all weather doing just one thing. Stabbing the ground with an iron pick till finding a rock, picking it up, getting rid of it and repeat. A whole summer doing just that and all on the same small area. Last week of the summer? Some dude comes with a machine and does it 100 times better and faster. The shittiest job in the world so yes i had to play things in my mind a lot. P.S. I'm a girl.
So, no dreams of you saving the world or doing something great? I remember when I worked as a apple picker I use to dream about a modern version of Gladiator. Where only through my martial skills in the arena could save earth from alien slavery. Or that I, like green lantern, was flying through the cosmos looking for a new planet that humans could live on before our sun went supernova. Come on, you most have had some good ones. ;)
I’ve had a similar daydream that involves aliens coming to earth and giving me technology to save the world, About 10 years ago I had a job that I hated it So I quit like three times but they would ask me to stay so I’d end up staying so one time after I went back to work I started daydreaming the same thing like I would always do and I actually started feeling really bad that I was gonna have to quit again so I could go safe the world. after I had just gotten back to work.😂
Above The Fold Media Services the same person that always does that. Never contributes to the conversation but always wants to move on to the next topic, go to commercial, or go to the phones.
Well on my down time at work I used to day dream I was convicted of a crime I didn’t commit, a non violent crime. And in prison I wouldn’t follow the prison politics bullshit. So I had to fight all the prison gangs and I would never lose. It’s didn’t matter if it was 1 guy or 10 guys I would barely survive. Shits funny as hell.
When I was 18 I worked the graveyard shift at a paper mill COUNTING sheets of paper and putting them in stacks of hundreds. The sad thing was there was about five other people, much older than me, who had been doing the exact same thing for who knows how many years. One day I asked the lady next to me "what are you thinking about?" She looked at me like I was crazy and said "nothing, my next break I guess." I quit that day.
Oh God
That’s my nightmare!
I evaluate my life everytime i see this comment every year lol. Talk about epiphany
@@SegaGentleman holy shit I forgot all about this comment. Here's a little sidenote to the story. One day I came up with an idea to measure with a precise ruler how tall a stack of 100 sheets was. I tested it and when I was sure I had the right method I told my supervisor about it and showed him it worked, and we could make more stacks in a day. He just shook his head and was like "do it the way we told you." I was like "but it WORKS." He didn't care. Now, I don't blame him for rejecting my idea. The old way worked and that was enough. But the net result, the final effect it had on me was to just squash any creative or innovative impulse I might have. To just follow your orders. I don't have a point to this story. It's just a sidenote. Peace.
@@hisvorpalsword jeeezus that sucks so bad! Im getting frustrated just imagining all the times i would lose count when i get to the 60s or 70s and would have to start all over lmao. The measuring method is way better especially if you tested it.
Whenever i work landscaping or something that is manual, i always wish i could go back to an office job. But now i remember how BORRRRRING it is to work in a file room. I cant even think of a job ive had that was as kind numbing as counting stacks of paper by the hundreds.. I DID used to have crazy daydreams when i worked at waffle house 3rd shift as a cook during weekdays.. During those boring shifts, I was a 167 time wwf champion.....in my mind lol
Listening to this is a huge relief. I now know it's not just me who does this sort of thing. Though listening to Patrice talk about his own mortality is really sad.
I listen to Patrice everyday so for me he still is alive. And I'll never get tired of listening to it over and over. Long Live Patriki
I used to daydream about being a soldier and fighting in world War 3 and winning medals being a hero and saving people marching through towns with women throwing themselves at me while I put chicken into boxes at Popeyes
Can someone animate these?
I want to see Patrice blasting through football players as humongous.
He thought he was Marshawn Lynch 😂😂😂
Even as a Patriots fan, WHY DIDNT THEY RUN IT
People that interact with you on your own bull shit are the BEST people, Patrice was the friend EVERYBODY needs
I have a fantasy world that I've created in my mind over the past 20 years. I have detailed characters, back stories, and more. It's refreshing to know that I'm not alone!
So Anthony wants to be the last star fighter and Patrice basically wants to be the Doom Slayer…...respect
I love being a dude! Patrice was asking detailed questions about another mans DAYDREAM and anthony had answers for all questions lol. I could NEVER do this with a chick
Its called using your Imagination, the Gateway to unlocking the secrets of the Universe!
Opie doesn't jump in, his imagination isn't big enough I guess?
I used to work on a chicken farm and sometimes my job required me to stand on a little stool and watch eggs go by on this conveyer belt and check eggs if they're broken. Well I did this for 10 hours straight on sundays and so I'd be sitting there imagining I was the asian version of The Punisher just the samurai version of it.
Had the whole back story too. Was a police officer that went under cover and everything went wrong and some dude kills my family because of it. I was ex military special forces but because Japan has been without a military for so many years I had to rationalize how would this occur if this is set in japan then I realized that we can say I was Yakuza turned good guy and go from there. Haha It was the weirdest shit.
Max Stirner yo make that shot into a comic. I'd buy it.
Max Stirner For real man! Write that sh#t!!
I like justifying how you can be Japanese Punisher, without Japan having a Military.
I imagine this is how a lot of great novels and scripts began, as time passing daydreams.
They could not have talked about this long enough. Bizarrely interesting.
Just hearing Patrice yell "Oh my god!" in the background is enough to kill me. Goddamn rip man
i used to do this when i was a night security guard in college.. old warehouses and construction sites.. i used to pretend they were building secret government projects there.. weird shit like that.. definitely makes the time pass by.
i worked night security in a private school as well and the mind definitely gets imaginative
spent my weekend watching patrice vids. fuck i miss this guy. funniest person ever? maybe.
mayonaises2002 yes
patrice is brilliant as always, but this is one of the all-time great anthony bits
The is fucking OUTSTANDING because it's so damn relatable. What guy cant relate to this shit?
hahahaha I do that sports day dream all the time. RIP Patrice, still bringing me the hardest laughs.
this is one of my favorite Patrice and Anthony clips. RIP Patrice
Anthony is literally describing the book series 'Animorphs'
Patrice's laugh is the best. R.I.P.
I don't think I've ever heard anyone talk about this. This is what I do all the time. I think I spend more time in my fantasy world than in "real" life.
Me too
I was a dirty, almost penniless, whiskey drinking, silent cowboy wandering around muddy western towns, constantly getting into gunfights w/ assholes, ending up with about 1000 notches on my belt, all justified.
I used to have one when I was like 12 or 13 where I had this red button on my chest that, when pressed, would turn me into a giant mutant T-Rex. Then, I would go around the world tracking down this international terrorist cell and each of their member’s had the same ability so it was just international giant dinosaur battles. Kick ass day dreaming sessions
Every guys daydream: what if I was somehow important? 🤔😂😂😂
How seriously lucky is Opie that Ant got fired? Wow he must have been first on the chopping block given how boring he is
Benjamin Gentile when did Anthony get fired so it's just opie
Ant got fired in I think 2013.
Benjamin Gentile damn I didn't know that's crazy with his racist rants and etc so where is Opie?
Opie still has his job on the show.
waaah duh wayacist people are meeean!!
R.I.P. Patrice O'Neal
Once again, thanks for uploading these great shows with Patrice!
When I was in college i was a pool boy and I would day dream that I was the rich dude who owned all those million dollar houses and I was just there checking on my properties.
So fucking true...i have the exact same hilarious daydreams about me beeing the super bad ass guy, down to the detail, while doing painfully boring 8 hour idiot work.
As a kid I fantasized about virtual reality long before its existence
It’s hard to convey how deeply satisfying conversations between Patrice and Anthony would be
Dude, that guy just described Animorphs like exactly
At a lot of my jobs I used to always pretend like I was in a VR video game to get past the fact I was doing meaningless jobs, I would imagine instead of cutting deli meats I was a butcher at some alien market, instead of making deliveries bagels or newspapers I was in a gta type game working for mob boss, or instead of doing lawn care I was hunting alien creatures. I bring it up to people and they act like I’m crazy. This was a great clip and it’s Atleast nice to to know I’m not the only one
Done this my whole life, it’s amazing
I do this same shit. I work in a bank, but more on the tech side. And its not as "spy-like" and exciting as you'd think.
I have daydreams of being a protective armor clad anti-hero type vigilante at night. And like most folks in the comments here, I have the whole backstory and everything 😂
I image that the CEO of the company is just this secret protective armor clad night vigilante taking out terrorists and trafficking launderers. And for whatever reason, I meet him at a tech conference and he takes to me and takes me under his wing. until I figure it out and I become the vigilante and he becomes the old guy who is in my ear piece. Its literally the only way I can explain having access to all this cutting edge tech and armory, and explains why a zilch like me would go up against powerful international criminals haha!! I am glad that I am not the only one who does this.
awww SHIT, there goes Humongous again
Three of my coworkers and I sat in the work van for like 5 or 6 hours daydreaming about if the president was to be replaced by a suit. Like if darth vader was the president but no elections and you can never tell when the man in the suit is changed. I had another idea one day when i was working at the plant, where we send guys to the moon again but we find out as they are landing that the moon landing was really a hoax and we never went to the moon. So where did the astronauts land....?
I’m currently working a temp job processing death certificates and its the most repetitive job I’ve ever had - there’s literally nothing different in my day-to-day work life. So my daydream is that I’m this John McClane-type who saves his co-workers from high tech terrorists, and there’s this hot chick that I get after I kill all the terrorists and save everyone lmao
this is literally my convos in highschool on lunch period
6:42 lmaooo
PATRICE!!!!!!!!
Anthonys Day Dream sounds like the plot for Power Rangers.
😂😂😂😂
I too wish I was the Humongous
the secret life of walter mitty
Someone owes Anthony some money because his daydream sounds kinda similar to the plot of Iron Sky.
6:47 moments where Opie gives me a visceral reaction,and I physically feel more alive b
I worked for a whole summer out in all weather doing just one thing.
Stabbing the ground with an iron pick till finding a rock, picking it up, getting rid of it and repeat.
A whole summer doing just that and all on the same small area. Last week of the summer? Some dude comes with a machine and does it 100 times better and faster.
The shittiest job in the world so yes i had to play things in my mind a lot.
P.S. I'm a girl.
TheIcelandicPatriot So what kind of daydreams did you have?
Huganis Getting out of that job mostly, thinking about sleeping, eating or doing almost anything else ha ha :)
So, no dreams of you saving the world or doing something great?
I remember when I worked as a apple picker I use to dream about a modern version of Gladiator. Where only through my martial skills in the arena could save earth from alien slavery. Or that I, like green lantern, was flying through the cosmos looking for a new planet that humans could live on before our sun went supernova.
Come on, you most have had some good ones. ;)
Huganis Well there was that too of course :)
@@Huganis good example of what Patrice meant when he said women arent frivolous the way men are
Im a so like that. Im so happy im not the only one who spend hours daydreaming about stupid shit.
I used to day dream I was “my player” in nba 2k13. I was dominant on the court and I even beat the Lebron Miami team my rookie year lol
Where's opies day dream?
I’ve had a similar daydream that involves aliens coming to earth and giving me technology to save the world, About 10 years ago I had a job that I hated it So I quit like three times but they would ask me to stay so I’d end up staying so one time after I went back to work I started daydreaming the same thing like I would always do and I actually started feeling really bad that I was gonna have to quit again so I could go safe the world. after I had just gotten back to work.😂
R.I.P
RIP you funny man
DUDE YOU TOO!!!
This could have been a 3-hour show topic but somebody obviously wanted to cut it short. I have no idea who.
Above The Fold Media Services the same person that always does that. Never contributes to the conversation but always wants to move on to the next topic, go to commercial, or go to the phones.
Hold on. Hold on. Uh. Hold on. Uh. True dat.
HOLD ON. We got to go the phones so some jerkoff can spend a few minutes making some lame point.
1:04 Were ya, Ope?
Yo you too!!!!
Well on my down time at work I used to day dream I was convicted of a crime I didn’t commit, a non violent crime. And in prison I wouldn’t follow the prison politics bullshit. So I had to fight all the prison gangs and I would never lose. It’s didn’t matter if it was 1 guy or 10 guys I would barely survive. Shits funny as hell.
I'm a girl and I daydream all the time
Mandinko23 noone cares
haha same!
Daydreaming is extremely underrated. It is most likely one of the few unsaid subjects of human experience. I've daydreamed my entire life
It’s not until I just read your comment and actually sat and directly thought about it that I realized how much of my life I spent daydreaming.