“I decided right then and there that the only thing to do was enter the next race. I mean, I’ve driven in kart races before, so I thought I’d be OK. Boy, was I wrong. The karts were supercharged machines that could send you airborne with their exhaust!” -Luigi after a visit to Circuit Break Island from the Waffle Kingdom
2:33 The way they all flew off, then dude glitches thru the floor screaming😭
NNOOOUUUAAAAHHhh
The way they all literally went lightspeed to the ocean got me cracking😂 (banana cup 1st race)
**Intangible Funky Kong Screams**
6:27 least useful bullet bill
Bullet Bill with wall hacks
when the bullet forgets to pay the bills
Nice one 👌 @@magi_mations
BANZAAAHHHHH!!!
It’s literally a free lap!
"Mario Kart 7 added flying to the series!"
Mario Kart Wii:
1:26 Baby Peach just dipped
She didn’t want to participate anymore 😭🙏🏼
That Rainbow Road was painful to watch…
Didn't expect to see another 1PressL2P fan here. Hey!
@ awesome!
**casually starts orbiting earth**
“Go go gadget can FLATNERRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-“
-IG Blooper Reel
It really wasn’t that bad all things considered. Somehow maple treeway was worse
Just watching all those character icons go flying off at the start of each race. 😂
55:12 road to greenland
Is that a comet I’m observing in the night sky out in Greenland?
I like how the game still shows where the characters are, even if they're miles away from the actual map.
1:02:24
Oh yeah! Luigi’s Number *gurgle mumbling*
32:28 I didn't think that part of Koopa Cape could get any more hectic 💀💀
anti gravity 💯
6:27 lmao epic like almost being late or late to a job so gotta speed up 🤣
Honestly, average Funky Kong experience.
8:12 was a suicide mission😭
Hehe! He’s already dead!
55:36 lol
Cue shooting stars by bag raiders.
@stitchlover4381 forgot that meme existed, lol
@@roshi1181 an old but classic 😊
She shot the moon! Shouldn’t Spielberg be filming this?
3:44 Did Mario just cannon into the wild blue yonder or something?! 🤣🤣
2:02 say it wit yo heart Funky Kong
2:41 NOUOAH!!!
99+ missed calls from smart steering
7:10 Last one in is a rotten Yoshi egg! 🏎️
🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦
GLBLblbbbb!!!
The fastest speed with the fastest character and kart may god have mercy on your soul
Here's every race time from the fastest to the slowest.
01. DS Yoshi Falls: 00:33.884
02. GBA Shy Guy Beach: 00:36.082
03. Luigi Circuit: 00:44.157
04. Moo-Moo Meadows: 00:46.361
05. Mario Circuit: 00:51.897
06. GCN Peach Beach: 01:02.359
07. SNES Ghost Valley 2: 01:02.912
08. Daisy Circuit: 01:06.607
09. Moonview Highway: 01:10.281
10. DS Desert Hills: 01:14.096
11. SNES Mario Circuit 3: 01:16.700
12. Toad’s Factory: 01:19.932
13. DS Delfino Square: 01:23.420
14. GCN Mario Circuit: 01:24.103
15. N64 Mario Raceway: 01:24.292
16. DS Peach Gardens: 01:25.169
17. Dry, Dry Ruins: 01:27.066
18. Coconut Mall: 01:28.562
19. N64 Sherbet Land: 01:33.478
20. GCN Waluigi Stadium: 01:49.696
21. Wario’s Goldmine: 01:52.429
22. GBA Bowser Castle 3: 01:58.799
23. Bowser’s Castle: 02:04.180
24. Mushroom Gorge: 02:12.380
25. N64 DK’s Jungle Parkway: 02:17.006
26. Grumble Volcano: 02:21.361
27. Koopa Cape: 02:22.895
28. N64 Bowser’s Castle: 02:30.084
29. GCN DK Mountain: 02:30.901
30. DK Summit: 02:39.369
31. Maple Treeway: 03:35.700
32. Rainbow Road: 03:44.248
Total Time: 53:50.406
Mario kart Wii is the funniest 9999cc mode ever lmao
Especially if you’re Funky Kong.
Just a normal day in mario kart wii
I love how people are still coming up with new video ideas for Mario Kart Wii, really goes to show how the game is still loved by many
I don't know what's funnier. Seeing the cpus on the minimap flying off or seeing you falling and screaming
6:26 omg the bullet bill went so fast it finished the lap in about four seconds
best spent hour ever. what a great video, the high speeds were so mesmerizing!
What my friends see when they play in 200cc:
“I decided right then and there that the only thing to do was enter the next race.
I mean, I’ve driven in kart races before, so I thought I’d be OK. Boy, was I wrong.
The karts were supercharged machines that could send you airborne with their exhaust!”
-Luigi after a visit to Circuit Break Island from the Waffle Kingdom
59:37
Bro really got into the backrooms
Lakitus job must be so hard
55:06 Don’t ask him how he held all these karts at once.
0:21 half-pipes? no
31:49 How about some corkscrews instead?
@@speedymatt1236antigravity ahh😭🙏🙏
6:23 the fastest bullet Bill ever 😂
Holly molly
Or What About Using ALL Characters EXCEPT Funky Daisy Toadette....¿Who Else?
OR Just Don't Moan About That And Enjoy The Video? What Else?
Edit: Oh Look, They DIDN'T Use The Same Characters, Genius
2:41 NOOOOUUUUAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!!
just another absolute normal day in mario kart wii
54:55
“Go go gadget mobile!”
More like can FLATNERRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!
Heard it from a gadget movie blooper where he got a jetpack instead of the Can Flatner.
Imagine trying to earn a triple star rank with this.
GYAAAAAHHHHHH!!!!!
41:44 rowdy: duh where are we
Spike: I don't know, but I see monkey kid and Bully vannstorm are battling
With Nintendo Character Grunting and Screaming for Mercy inside.
Sub-optimal character combo. 9999cc pros run Baby Mario Quacker.
Top 10 speedruns
Why can’t the racers make sharp turns?
Because they’re going way too damn fast
Never use a mushroom
99999cc players when they realize how F-ing slow 9999cc is
It’s slower in the other games, but in this particular one, it’s a new story.
Mario Kart Meets Blue fire
This looks like me normally on rainbow road
55:35 What about being yeeted into the moon from that launch star? Is THAT normal here?
Mushroom gorge be like :WEEEEEEEEEEE
9999cc
What 150cc feels like after playing 50cc
Or 200cc after playing 50cc.
can’t they just make a faster 250cc? make something fun
If it were that fast, people will be outpacing blue shells left and right! It’s happened before in MK8dx!
Yeah..........!
Bronu better use Manuel drift
F-Zero be like
You went out of bounds 💀
sonic speed!!!
porque no derapa
Way to fast.
First
Blue shell!
@@MamaLissy-cy5qx Thank you for existing.
Sorry, but that’s too fast for even you, Koopa General.