Jerma Streams - Tier List (Part 11) [Taste Test Edition]

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  • Опубликовано: 6 июл 2024
  • Jerma archived Tier List (The original title of this stream was "How do I REALLY feel?", and was originally streamed/recorded on May 12th, 2022)
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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  2 года назад +627

    5:24 Camera On
    2:22:15 Brb Ends

    • @PORKII-lw9um
      @PORKII-lw9um 2 года назад +34

      1:41:04 caught me off guard while I was working lol

    • @Tommybouy666
      @Tommybouy666 Год назад +25

      Wow thanks for letting us know what would we do without your 2 timestamps

    • @PsychoTrenchcoatKid
      @PsychoTrenchcoatKid Год назад +7

      @@Tommybouy666 best timestamps in history of life

    • @the_big_har
      @the_big_har Год назад +2

      @@PsychoTrenchcoatKid the timestamps of all time

    • @zarrowthehorse
      @zarrowthehorse 10 месяцев назад

      why@@PORKII-lw9um

  • @vaszs5641
    @vaszs5641 2 года назад +4238

    the way he sits is like someone carried him by his armpits and placed him there

  • @sharkosupreme
    @sharkosupreme 2 года назад +4847

    This must be big for jerma, having never tried human food before

    • @Devil-xy8pk
      @Devil-xy8pk 2 года назад +76

      Coming from a guy who eats rocks, eh ? Aksndaekbfsekjbfaekjnf

    • @Peeblo
      @Peeblo 2 года назад +132

      He has, however, eaten human before.

    • @MHScald
      @MHScald 2 года назад +41

      Hamburger helper is almost human food though

    • @gibstoper
      @gibstoper 2 года назад +11

      Huge, even

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 2 года назад +8

      Most of this isn't even food

  • @gnaat
    @gnaat 2 года назад +3858

    Jerma sniffing Trolli sour gummy worms, complaining that they smell "fake", as if he's expecting actual living worms in the package.

    • @darukan
      @darukan 2 года назад +2

      he devours a human family of 3 every wednesday, what do you expect of this monster

    • @spoopyscaryskelebones3846
      @spoopyscaryskelebones3846 2 года назад +26

      He’s Mr Boss

    • @Kovac_
      @Kovac_ 2 года назад +234

      Worms are his regular sustenance. The cruel mockery of nature that are the "gummy worms" disgusts him.

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 2 года назад +63

      "this gelatin smells synthetic"

    • @user-ri63jglby
      @user-ri63jglby Год назад +36

      im surprised he doesnt think everything is fake considering hes from a different planet

  • @angryoiseau2245
    @angryoiseau2245 2 года назад +4300

    When holly comes on screen it looks like a normal human standing next to a mascot character

    • @ozvoid1245
      @ozvoid1245 2 года назад +156

      It is quite quite the fascinating occurrence, isn't it?

    • @cinephile_jay
      @cinephile_jay 2 года назад +127

      @@seanrobison8558 jermas girlfriend

    • @gnaat
      @gnaat 2 года назад +290

      @@seanrobison8558 jermas mother

    • @Gaius88
      @Gaius88 2 года назад +492

      @@seanrobison8558 Jerma's psychiatrist

    • @tristantrevino327
      @tristantrevino327 2 года назад +127

      @@seanrobison8558 jermas sister

  • @randalabra3852
    @randalabra3852 2 года назад +2349

    "The skin is still in my mouth, im still eating skin" is perfect for those PSYCHO streamer comps

    • @audrey0919
      @audrey0919 2 года назад +23

      Do you have a timestamp please that’s hilarious

    • @katie9869
      @katie9869 2 года назад +15

      MY THOUGHTS EXACTLY

    • @gatov_
      @gatov_ 2 года назад +29

      @@audrey0919 12:33

  • @Roebey
    @Roebey 2 года назад +1249

    Holly's laughing is a very sweet and welcoming addition even if it does destroy the illusion that jerma is a gremlin slowly going insane inside an abandoned apartment

    • @Everettalla
      @Everettalla Год назад +125

      She’s the concerned investigator who finally found him but found out he actually wasn’t that bad so watched him eat mediocre food for 3 hours

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Год назад +89

      It's a soundboard he's playing

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Год назад +11

      @@Everettalla That woman character from megamind

    • @dysfunction0511
      @dysfunction0511 11 месяцев назад +3

      he must have carer supervision

    • @peptalkk_4595
      @peptalkk_4595 8 месяцев назад +4

      @@JacobKinsley her name is Roxanne !!! Give her some respect !!!

  • @scarabeedae
    @scarabeedae 2 года назад +2422

    17:53 I want to go to jerma's imaginary restaurant where corn flakes is apparently a ready made menu item

    • @18themxxn_
      @18themxxn_ 2 года назад +229

      you just know they have a mansized meatgrinder in the kitchen

    • @Thinzy
      @Thinzy 2 года назад +83

      @@18themxxn_ and the cupboards would be lined with nothing but radishes and paper plates

    • @KingSulley
      @KingSulley 2 года назад +53

      My local franchise breakfast chain serves Cornflakes, fruitloops, and cheerios as alternative menu items for picky eaters.
      I have a friend that always orders cereal so he doesn't have to buy a $30 breakfast.

    • @Boomeyoo
      @Boomeyoo 2 года назад +27

      Around half of the American-style buffets I've been to have had various cold and hot cereals. Idk why you would go for that over, you know, the buffet. Like Sulley said though it's probably just for picky eaters.

    • @rance2799
      @rance2799 2 года назад +5

      Some of the more fancy restaurants tend to have overpriced cereal on the menu.

  • @lilithFGC
    @lilithFGC 2 года назад +2043

    I was the “eat a handful of the fucked up jelly beans” guy, one of my proudest jerma moments

    • @meh3786
      @meh3786 2 года назад +12

      proof?

    • @18themxxn_
      @18themxxn_ 2 года назад +96

      he's the one guy

    • @neondreams0514
      @neondreams0514 2 года назад +457

      @@meh3786 Really? It's a comment in a twitch chat section, it's not like he's claiming he found El Dorado or something lol

    • @hayden9876
      @hayden9876 2 года назад +13

      like 30 people said it before he read it

    • @uzundeprem5743
      @uzundeprem5743 2 года назад +1

      Based

  • @shark7013
    @shark7013 2 года назад +863

    "I dont like gummy worms because theyre for children" says the streamer who has made multiple barf and poop jokes in the last two hours

    • @papercraft4897
      @papercraft4897 2 года назад +40

      And put fun dip in s

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 2 года назад +34

      says the streamer who has a video on one of his main channels called "Crying and Farting and Screaming"

    • @dingalong14
      @dingalong14 Год назад +5

      He's literally talked about *and demonstrated* the fact he regularly eats baby food on stream

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 8 месяцев назад +3

      Anyone who says 'I don't like candy because I'm not a child' is like the culinary equivalent of that one annoying friend when you're all talking about sex in a lighthearted way and they pipe up all serious like saying stuff like 'I don't masturbate because I'm not a teenager any more' its like 'Mmm hmm. Yeah bro. We believe you. For sure. Can we continue with our conversation?'

    • @batata4427
      @batata4427 6 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@JacobKinsley is that supposed to be relatable

  • @firstlast9855
    @firstlast9855 2 года назад +656

    I like how he calls hanging out with friends "friend content"

  • @denimbug
    @denimbug 2 года назад +770

    this kind of feels like the human version of my hamster picking through the snack mix I got her to decide which ones she likes

    • @gummigamer4614
      @gummigamer4614 2 года назад +38

      I sped through footage on the time bar and it looked exactly like that

    • @requiemforpsyche
      @requiemforpsyche 2 года назад +22

      "human"

    • @skinnysnorlax1876
      @skinnysnorlax1876 Год назад +11

      Because he is the same size as her?

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. Год назад +4

      @@skinnysnorlax1876 he IS a hamster

  • @neonlifeform
    @neonlifeform 2 года назад +1252

    Jerma’s reaction to the cantaloupe being “ohh, juicy…” is going to fucking haunt me

    • @Hello-rp4gy
      @Hello-rp4gy 2 года назад +1

      Mf started to moan because of cantaloupe

    • @peen2804
      @peen2804 2 года назад +108

      omg ikr i can’t belibe he sed that that is so crzy i cannot even bro ong he said a piece of frute was juicy OMG1!1 LOL i cannot even that is so fkd up i will never be the same again #relatabol

    • @herojenni
      @herojenni 2 года назад +121

      @@peen2804 cool comment dude

    • @neonlifeform
      @neonlifeform 2 года назад +84

      @@peen2804 ridiculously painful to read, thanks so much

    • @CULTOFARTRA
      @CULTOFARTRA 2 года назад +47

      @@peen2804 Snake, you incapacitated 5 civilians!

  • @cms3816
    @cms3816 2 года назад +717

    the thumbnail of jerma looking into the camera like a nervous dog completely surrounded by absolutely disgusting snack food in backrooms lighting made me feel some kind of emotion

    • @astolbro7183
      @astolbro7183 2 года назад +65

      80% of the snack food on that table is pure gold miss me with that "absolutly disgusting bs"

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 2 года назад +48

      @@astolbro7183 my fault bro. most snack food just makes my stomach hurt respectfully

    • @Made_on_marzzz
      @Made_on_marzzz Год назад +1

      I was horrified

    • @cms3816
      @cms3816 Год назад

      @@Elaina2206 lmfao

    • @mellowmelly9258
      @mellowmelly9258 Год назад

      @@Elaina2206 no cap

  • @rat-gang-
    @rat-gang- 2 года назад +896

    i've literally never seen someone struggle to eat an almond joy as much as jerma just did

    • @moonlightning8269
      @moonlightning8269 2 года назад +143

      He forgot to wear his dentures so it didn’t get a fair assessment

    • @engar-dug5197
      @engar-dug5197 2 года назад +44

      This made me want to scream at the screen more than nearly any other Jerma moment.

    • @peen2804
      @peen2804 2 года назад

      he wasn’t struggling just takes a while to chew coconut lmao. no wonder his chat and RUclips comments suck so bad. freaking tf out because someone doesn’t like the texture of something 😂 he somehow attracts the most sheltered people you could imagine. case in point the above comments about one of the literal most fibrous foods commonly consumed needing more chewing equals struggling wtf 😂 wow fucking crazy right I can’t believe he had 2 chew that coconut omg guyz I can’t even !1!1!1!11

    • @rat-gang-
      @rat-gang- 2 года назад +47

      @@peen2804 skill issue, coconut isn't that hard to chew

    • @UniverseOfDreams
      @UniverseOfDreams 2 года назад +19

      @@rat-gang- I think he's scared to swallow 😂 like wtf I thought he meant it got stuck in his teeth not that he literally cant chew it

  • @bimplizkit5138
    @bimplizkit5138 2 года назад +390

    49:14 Jerma perfectly resembles my Hispanic great grandfather eating peanuts without dentures on while watching telenovelas in a worn out loveseat good lord

  • @victorcarneiro3779
    @victorcarneiro3779 2 года назад +1374

    Jerma looks so adorable on this stream. That big table with those large sized snacks made him look even smaller than he is

  • @wef6146
    @wef6146 2 года назад +219

    I liked how whenever he would put something in his mouth there would be like 4 messages that just say “PUKE NOW”

    • @keistopherc
      @keistopherc 8 дней назад

      PSYCHO streamers DERANGED fans DEMAND him to PUKE

  • @whatr0
    @whatr0 2 года назад +483

    "That's *so* much sugar!" man who has, by his own admission, eaten 10,000 pints of Ben and Jerry's

    • @Matt-ot9nx
      @Matt-ot9nx 2 года назад +83

      And an entire sleeve of Oreos

    • @jpm80
      @jpm80 2 года назад +68

      @@Matt-ot9nx To be fair he didn't get to digest it because he threw it up almost immediately afterwards

    • @Matt-ot9nx
      @Matt-ot9nx 2 года назад +64

      @@jpm80 he absorbed all the sugar and his body rejected the rest

    • @MegaFallout3Fan
      @MegaFallout3Fan 2 года назад +13

      I could eat an entire family pack of Oreos on one sitting and I have and will

    • @Matt-ot9nx
      @Matt-ot9nx 2 года назад +11

      You don’t absorb pure sugar like jerma does

  • @SuprememessageNG
    @SuprememessageNG Год назад +143

    Jerma's inability to swallow an Almond Joy without gumming it for three minutes is proof he's an alien.

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Год назад +15

      Performing nutrient extraction.

  • @miadiamia
    @miadiamia 2 года назад +933

    looking forward to the next stream where holly waterboards jerma with diet mountain dew

    • @Otakupatriot117
      @Otakupatriot117 2 года назад

      Diet mountain dew really is the worst of all the diet sodas though. It's not even healthier, you're just choosing cancer instead of diabetes. Switch to coffee or tea if you really need the caffeine buzz that badly.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Год назад +38

      Next stream is just Holly with a bloody knife and jerma's muffled screams in the background and she figures out how to put text on OBS and makes a message that says 'You were so busy thinking jeremy was the psycho that you never stopped to cons' and the text cuts off before she walks off frame and the stream is taken down by twitch

    • @peepeepants0004
      @peepeepants0004 Год назад +9

      @@JacobKinsley i’m pissing that’s hilarious

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Год назад +18

      @@peepeepants0004 username checks out

    • @theironpill9296
      @theironpill9296 Год назад +1

      What a horrible way to go...

  • @Nemrey
    @Nemrey Год назад +126

    A list of time stamps for each food item.
    Fruit
    Red Delicious Apple 9:15 - 12:04
    Cantaloupe 12:05 - 14:52
    Honeydew 14:53 - 15:47
    Grapefruit 15:49 - 18:26
    Sodas
    Diet Mountain Dew 19:13 - 21:41
    Squirt 21:41 - 23:44
    Cream Soda 25:46 - 29:38
    Diet Coke 29:38 - 33:57
    Coke vs Pepsi Blind Taste Test 33:57 - 38:38
    Chocolate
    Almond Joy 38:52 - 44:20
    Mounds 44:20 - 49:24
    Tootsie Rolls 49:25 - 54:43
    Sno Caps 54:55 - 59:05
    Whoppers 1:00:17 - 1:05:29
    Milk Duds 1:05:30 - 1:10:42
    Baby Ruth 1:10:42 - 1:14:45
    Cookie Dough Bites 1:14:53 - 1:19:36
    “Gross” Candy
    Hot Tamales 1:20:25-1:25:09
    Swedish Fish 1:25:14 - 1:31:19
    Bean Boozeled 1:31:21 - 1:38:58
    Fun Dip 1:38:58 - 1:48:03
    Mike n Ike’s 1:48:34 - 1:56:08
    Dots 1:56:11 -2:02:35
    Trolli Sour Worms 2:02:39 - 2:08:42
    Orange Slices 2:09:03 - 2:12:30
    Twizzlers 2:12:36 - 2:15:22
    Chips
    Takis 2:23:37 - 2:32:09
    Frank’s Red Hot 2:32:10 - 2:36:20
    Bugles 2:36:22 - 2:40:06
    Chili Cheese Fritos 2:40:06 - 2:43:46
    Salt & Vinegar Chips 2:43:50 - 2:46:33
    Sun Chips 2:46:35 - 2:53:02
    Pork Rinds 2:53:03 - 2:58:07
    Cashews 2:59:18 - 3:01:31
    Bread.
    Butter Bread 3:01:36 - 3:05:44
    Whole Wheat 3:05:44 - 3:08:24
    Sourdough 3:08:25 - 3:13:13

    • @L-guy
      @L-guy Год назад +4

      Thank you legend

    • @user-ew7vj3hw9m
      @user-ew7vj3hw9m 8 месяцев назад +2

      Everyone who see this comment should like and writw a comment so more ppl can use this as a guide

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 8 месяцев назад +2

      ok@@user-ew7vj3hw9m

    • @emulsion_
      @emulsion_ 6 месяцев назад +1

      My fucking hero

    • @hewn3071
      @hewn3071 Месяц назад +1

      thank you!! this should be in the chapters menu for everyone

  • @samrobotsin
    @samrobotsin 2 года назад +441

    I nominate "it tastes like Hamburger meat" for best emotional jerma moments 2022

  • @foonkyret2364
    @foonkyret2364 2 года назад +703

    Jerma’s reaction to eating red delicious apples is the same as when he eats human flesh

    • @Hello-rp4gy
      @Hello-rp4gy 2 года назад +96

      "The skin is still in my mouth, I'm still eating skin"

    • @holloww_dwella
      @holloww_dwella 2 года назад +41

      @@Hello-rp4gy imagine hearing that as a five-foot-tall Bostonian ripped into your thigh with his bare hands

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons 2 года назад +2

      @@holloww_dwella like Chucky

    • @oventree
      @oventree Год назад +9

      to be fair they feel like eating human flesh anyways. red delicious apples are nasty

    • @Mrdumguy
      @Mrdumguy 9 месяцев назад

      ​@GregLemons nah but chucky was taller

  • @FunnyCrowd_
    @FunnyCrowd_ 2 года назад +437

    This stream looks like when a non American tries "American" food but end up eating the inventory of their local 7-11

    • @Itual
      @Itual Год назад +3

      do 7-11 even exist outside of America tho? I’ve never seen one

    • @erikestrada7470
      @erikestrada7470 Год назад +13

      @@Itual I barely see them in America

    • @smithsmithony5401
      @smithsmithony5401 Год назад +20

      @@Itual They're really popular in Asia for some reason, especially Japan

    • @colemantrebor1610
      @colemantrebor1610 Год назад

      @@smithsmithony5401 South Korean company

    • @Pyoriin
      @Pyoriin Год назад +3

      @@Itual Australia has them

  • @parallelalpha
    @parallelalpha 2 года назад +413

    I’m so happy jerma has finally been able to eat food after being locked in his room for 2 years

  • @rise-my-angel
    @rise-my-angel 2 года назад +317

    Jerma struggling to chew and swollow the almond joy and mounds like hes still got only his baby teeth in there

    • @devaunbeats
      @devaunbeats 2 года назад

      He has soft teeth. He isn't human

  • @cyanzaran
    @cyanzaran 2 года назад +590

    Holly's comedic timing is great. when you hear the quiet "noo" when jerma says the jellybeans taste like hamburger meat as he upchucks made me chuckle

    • @JojoTheVulture
      @JojoTheVulture 2 года назад +1

      Best moment of the stream

    • @shardgunner4815
      @shardgunner4815 2 года назад

      Did he actually vomit ?

    • @MagerBlutooth
      @MagerBlutooth 2 года назад +87

      Sneakily adding Almond Joy and Cashews to S tier while Jerma was deliberating was some great easily-missed comedy.

    • @victorcarneiro3779
      @victorcarneiro3779 2 года назад +17

      As a hyperactive myself, I'm glad that she enjoys and adds up to his antics.

    • @cyanzaran
      @cyanzaran 2 года назад +2

      @@shardgunner4815 It seems like it, he is a professional actor after all, who can say 4 sure

  • @kayisalie
    @kayisalie 2 года назад +788

    hearing Holly laughing in the background really makes this video so much better, i love her little inclusion

    • @JojoTheVulture
      @JojoTheVulture 2 года назад +51

      Gives Markiplier and Amy vibes

    • @theobell2002
      @theobell2002 2 года назад

      @@JojoTheVulture God, you people are so parasocial..

    • @iiiethan4651
      @iiiethan4651 2 года назад +26

      @@JojoTheVulture barack and michelle

    • @Deluxe-wb8vy
      @Deluxe-wb8vy Год назад +3

      @@iiiethan4651 *N O*

    • @bugbug44
      @bugbug44 Год назад +23

      it must be so strange to be dating jerma

  • @probablymichelle2165
    @probablymichelle2165 Год назад +158

    I clicked on this video thinking "Wow, this will be kinda boring, this is all very popular junk food," but then Jerma proceeds to have never even tried an almond joy. I love him.

    • @probablymichelle2165
      @probablymichelle2165 Год назад +21

      how do you even chew an almond joy for that long. sir, it is not that hard.

  • @banannah_h
    @banannah_h 2 года назад +494

    Love the added laugh track ❤️ feels less like he’s talking to himself

    • @Icecastles4000
      @Icecastles4000 2 года назад +88

      He’s doing the tierlist with his feet under the table

    • @ohsnapitsdiana
      @ohsnapitsdiana 2 года назад +12

      @@Icecastles4000 delicious appendages, they should’ve been added to the tier-list

    • @ron133.
      @ron133. Год назад +14

      @@ohsnapitsdiana worst jerma comment nomination

    • @massive_dick_gaming
      @massive_dick_gaming 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@karwew7617 his feet is sticking out of the other side of the table

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@ron133. I appreciate this commenter's unique contributions

  • @shartdart600
    @shartdart600 2 года назад +456

    Jerma: "I don't do drugs!!"
    Also Jerma: "I was high"

    • @sethbryant7894
      @sethbryant7894 2 года назад +32

      I think Jerma's said he's okay with edibles. He just doesn't do them a lot.

    • @gamewizardthesecond
      @gamewizardthesecond 2 года назад +121

      "Do you do drugs?"
      "Sure all the time"
      "Do you do drugs?"
      "No! Never"
      "Do you do drugs?"
      "Once in a blue moon i do"

    • @gormless-idiot
      @gormless-idiot 2 года назад +14

      He is licensed for medical marijuana. That's not technically drugs

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +2

      Jerma was in it for the long haul, people who smoke weed at age 7 don't understand. When you're old, retired, hedonistic and attend orgies at mansions THAT'S when you start taking drugs.

    • @williamwaffle1629
      @williamwaffle1629 2 года назад +79

      @@gormless-idiot that is technically drugs

  • @tree4364
    @tree4364 Год назад +154

    Okay I love hearing hollys giggles she really loves that thing!

    • @IBeSyd84
      @IBeSyd84 Год назад +69

      That thing 😭😭😭

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +173

    Jerma telling people to go larp instead of eating bean boozled is such a jerma way of putting it

  • @meganthoustallionlol1399
    @meganthoustallionlol1399 2 года назад +369

    everytime he looks in the camera i get nervous, it feels we r having a one on one conversation

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 2 года назад +11

      Even though there is someone in the room with him

    • @sirunfunny8042
      @sirunfunny8042 2 года назад +41

      He's my friend now

    • @gvulture1277
      @gvulture1277 2 года назад

      touch grass

    • @sirunfunny8042
      @sirunfunny8042 2 года назад +22

      @@gvulture1277 the jokes all went zipping over your head

    • @OctoMatoe
      @OctoMatoe 2 года назад +15

      I feel like hes right behind me...

  • @GuineaPigEveryday
    @GuineaPigEveryday 2 года назад +468

    Jerma literally complains about BREAD being too plain. Actual baby needs sugar butter bread

    • @UniverseOfDreams
      @UniverseOfDreams 2 года назад +38

      actual skill issue.

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 2 года назад +41

      Some bread is actually pretty flavorful. I made rye bread a couple years ago and with honey on it, it was the best bread I've ever had. Wouldn't use it to make a sandwich though.

    • @spaghettivase4808
      @spaghettivase4808 2 года назад +25

      Hes also just eating a slice of bread, no sandwich, no jelly, not even toasted. Who the hell does that

    • @5crwd
      @5crwd 2 года назад +22

      @@spaghettivase4808 me 😎

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Год назад +2

      @@spaghettivase4808 Billy from that one episode of billy and mandy where the mom becomes a kid.

  • @buckysheep2177
    @buckysheep2177 Год назад +69

    holly coaching him thru eating a fun dip after someone called it a pregnancy test is best moment of the stream LMAO

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 8 месяцев назад +3

      He's got a good psychiatrist to help him with his crippling ADHD

  • @Vizimech
    @Vizimech 2 года назад +201

    Now he needs to do all his S tier snacks and see what he really likes

  • @anthonycullen4514
    @anthonycullen4514 Год назад +92

    Holly slowly moving cashews up to s-tier as jerma talks shit about them made me giggle 3:00:30

  • @tikifreakazoid
    @tikifreakazoid 2 года назад +65

    Absolutely criminal that the “squirt or cream” comment got sandbagged

  • @Bahuers
    @Bahuers 2 года назад +289

    before i read the title i thought he was going to try a mukbang, i seriously thought he had gone insane for real

    • @WDWatameVirus
      @WDWatameVirus 2 года назад +45

      Sanest Mukbanger

    • @GaminGilmore
      @GaminGilmore 2 года назад +4

      @@WDWatameVirus and thats saying a lot

    • @jzsjshaoossnsn8982
      @jzsjshaoossnsn8982 2 года назад +16

      The thought of jerma sitting down and eating like a million calories of candy and then just turning off the stream without ever saying a word

  • @LastHazzerd
    @LastHazzerd 2 года назад +247

    oh boy, that must've been a wacky grocery list

    • @rustysoupcan935
      @rustysoupcan935 2 года назад

      I pity the poor clerk who had to service this psycho

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +37

      I bet the cashier was confused when she saw jerma put fresh fruit on the checkout

  • @this-name-is-fake
    @this-name-is-fake 2 года назад +407

    If you subtract the tier list from the context of the stream it looks like an alien tried random human food and put it on a tier list LMAO

    • @christian_aspen
      @christian_aspen 2 года назад +28

      Even with context it feels like that 😂

    • @desouu
      @desouu 2 года назад +2

      LMAO

    • @joey6609
      @joey6609 2 года назад +17

      but i thought you subtracted the tier list

    • @kazutrash
      @kazutrash 2 года назад +1

      @@joey6609 subtract the tier list FROM the co text of the stream

    • @sakesaurus
      @sakesaurus 2 года назад +4

      this comments like trying too hard

  • @RyansGamerShack
    @RyansGamerShack 2 года назад +112

    1:36:01 DERANGED food tester KNOWS what RAW meat tastes like

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +11

      If you've ever prepared raw meat it gives you an idea what it would taste like. I remember gagging at the steak tartare mr bean skit because I prepared burgers a couple days before and remembered what it smelled like

    • @judah1276
      @judah1276 2 года назад +1

      I eat raw meat every day.

    • @Ogerpwned
      @Ogerpwned Год назад +5

      @@stanbrule9357 tartare? Isn't that the guy who ate a baby

    • @FancyPurpleGoose
      @FancyPurpleGoose Год назад +1

      @@Ogerpwned no that was tarrare.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 8 месяцев назад

      @@Ogerpwned No it's the guy that made the sauce

  • @thatmikee
    @thatmikee 2 года назад +70

    Insane man VOMITS down his own shirt, forever loosing sponsorships.

  • @trans-rights
    @trans-rights 2 года назад +105

    God the part where he started projectile vomiting after eating a tootsie roll was so insane

  • @delilah3247
    @delilah3247 2 года назад +123

    i love jerma because i can watch a 3 hour stream and have no clue what he’s talking about the entire time

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Год назад +1

      It's okay, he doesn't either

  • @iambiglucas
    @iambiglucas 2 года назад +126

    I think I laughed a solid 30 seconds at "it's an animal style grapefruit"

  • @user-fq3cr3vz2r
    @user-fq3cr3vz2r 2 года назад +278

    interesting. this is the first time i've been anywhere close to one of these just hitting youtube (watching from asia). thanks for all the hard work maintaining the archive fellas, it's practically the only way i can watch these.

    • @cherryfruit5492
      @cherryfruit5492 2 года назад +7

      I think there are vods on twitch you can watch as well

    • @leavewe
      @leavewe 2 года назад

      i live in america and i still only watch vods because i hate jerma viewers

  • @holymakerel
    @holymakerel 2 года назад +70

    1:53:00
    "green for obi wan kenobi. he actually gave his lightsaber to luke. luke had a blue lightsaber."
    only 1 of these things are true

    • @Ethman16
      @Ethman16 Год назад +2

      The fact he’s sitting wearing a Star Wars shirt as well

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 8 месяцев назад +1

      Obi-Wan Kenobi primarily wielded a blue lightsaber. Indeed, he passed this blue lightsaber to Luke Skywalker. So, the true statement among the ones you've provided is: "He actually gave his lightsaber to Luke." The mention of Obi-Wan's lightsaber being green and Luke having a green lightsaber in this context are not accurate based on canonical Star Wars knowledge. Luke does later construct a green lightsaber, but Obi-Wan's was blue.
      ChatGPT wrote this I can't confirm because I'm too busy doin' ya mom to watch star wars (I'm kidding I'm kidding I only have sex with older men)

    • @adayoung2740
      @adayoung2740 Месяц назад

      @@JacobKinsley ChatGPT is wrong. Obi-wan's lightsaber was blue, but the blue lightsaber Obi-wan gave Luke was Anakin's. The true statement is that Luke had a blue lightsaber (it just belonged to someone else originally)

  • @lightbluepika2175
    @lightbluepika2175 2 года назад +103

    37:35 very brave of him to step off his booster seat on stream. i’m glad he’s embracing his small stature more

  • @Graveyard0142
    @Graveyard0142 2 года назад +186

    Can a longtime fan explain to me why he bites things like one of those anime girls who is so moe-fied they no longer resemble a human being

    • @acrimonyy
      @acrimonyy 2 года назад

      Because hes a deranged fucking cycle path

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 2 года назад +67

      It's because he's a catboy.

    • @papercraft4897
      @papercraft4897 2 года назад +45

      Cuz hes quirked up

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 2 года назад +102

      He’s shy about eating on camera cuz he’s afraid he eats weird, which inadvertently makes him eat weird. He’s a lot like me in that respect.

    • @galacsinhajto
      @galacsinhajto Год назад +52

      He was made in the same lab as anime girls are made in. He was disposed because he was a failed prototype. Unfortunately he escaped destruction.
      Idk lol he is just a fastidious person+ acting bc he knows chat goes mad for his silly little mannerisms

  • @wawadu2117
    @wawadu2117 2 года назад +131

    Jerma's complaint with the almond joy was literally "It didn't completely disappear after I chewed it".

    • @UniverseOfDreams
      @UniverseOfDreams 2 года назад +27

      Just swallow it 😂 dude chews it so much it starts to reform.

    • @higadograso1629
      @higadograso1629 2 года назад +35

      baby food streamer

    • @walmarp
      @walmarp 2 года назад +15

      to be fair, he calls baby food a great streamer snack

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 8 месяцев назад +2

      @@UniverseOfDreams He is the sort of person to keep whipping cream for like 10 minutes and complain it's still runny

  • @cromtuiseagain
    @cromtuiseagain 2 года назад +80

    That's a MAN sized upload right there

    • @dzub7840
      @dzub7840 2 года назад +15

      Lmao, I really hope "MAN SIZED" become a running gag after watching the infomercial stream.

  • @user-ci6oo1uv2k
    @user-ci6oo1uv2k 2 года назад +51

    This episode of Jerma985 was filmed in front of a live studio audience

  • @mx.lunaaa
    @mx.lunaaa 8 месяцев назад +36

    holly sneakily putting almond joy in s tier towards the start is so fucking micheiveous and funny she like does it so carefully and is tip toeing lmao 9:01

  • @talondiaz4148
    @talondiaz4148 2 года назад +245

    This is one of his cutest streams ever 😭❤️
    Hearing his gf trying not to laugh in the background while he's trying not to look like he's in a hostage video is surprisingly wholesome

    • @walmarp
      @walmarp 2 года назад +42

      You're laughing.... His girlfriend is holding him hostage and you're laughing.....

    • @massive_dick_gaming
      @massive_dick_gaming 10 месяцев назад +1

      there's nothing cute about this former alien terrorist organization's leader.

  • @MagerBlutooth
    @MagerBlutooth 2 года назад +225

    Lowkey shock moment in this stream is Jerma going "Huh?" in response to something Holly asks because he needed her to repeat what she said. It highlighted to me how rarely we see Jerma interact with someone that isn't in chat or using a microphone.

    • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
      @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 2 года назад +3

      Who is holly?

    • @TheWampaKing
      @TheWampaKing 2 года назад +7

      @@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 his gal

    • @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812
      @-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 2 года назад +2

      @@TheWampaKing did he break up with Kim because they are genderfluid now? /gen

    • @jollycrab1897
      @jollycrab1897 2 года назад +89

      @@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 they did break up but that definitely wasnt the reason

    • @PeptoAbismol
      @PeptoAbismol 2 года назад +82

      @@-elliott-averagedragonenjo1812 this is the second time i’ve seen you ask this question

  • @westley89126
    @westley89126 Год назад +70

    Hollys so cute I love her. Sweet little lady trying to help contain the psychotic chaos called Jeremy

    • @skippersoup380
      @skippersoup380 Год назад +2

      not really little, she’s half a foot taller than him lmao

    • @mrtoast244
      @mrtoast244 5 месяцев назад

      it's like markiplier and amy

  • @LieutenantBoii
    @LieutenantBoii 2 года назад +75

    Imagining him rehearsing this stream at the snacks counter in a movie theater and lecturing to the guy who started working last week, stuck listening to a madman explain the quality and texture of candy and soda for three hours

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +7

      But imagine jerma being the guy at the snack counter and ranting to everyone who visits and orders an f tier candy and not letting them leave and they miss the entire movie and the line goes out the door

  • @rosewater1862
    @rosewater1862 2 года назад +92

    30:53 how does do the sound of someone placing the phone down like that so well

  • @Gamed-dd7tj
    @Gamed-dd7tj 2 года назад +63

    1:44:47 to watch a psycho use a pregnancy test completely wrong

  • @CraftyKaname
    @CraftyKaname Год назад +11

    29:56 "Guys I've been high and eaten an entire tub of Ben & Jerry's ice cream before"
    Jerma I do that sober 😭

  • @psych0ruins
    @psych0ruins 11 месяцев назад +10

    "what the fuck is he doing" "youre gonna get fat" "nice shirt" IM ACTUALLY CRYING CHAT IS SO MEAN

  • @woverniox
    @woverniox 2 года назад +124

    this is awesome I wish he did more stuff like this but just for bread.

  • @DAFLOLCB
    @DAFLOLCB 11 месяцев назад +7

    42:29 hollys "almond joy :(??" made me wanna cry

  • @pinkcigarette
    @pinkcigarette 2 года назад +22

    this is just a fifth grade last day of school party

  • @haiperbus
    @haiperbus 2 года назад +230

    I'm super happy for Jerma and Holly, and them doing stuff together like this really seems to be reflecting positively on jerma's attitude. :)

    • @G-Mastah-Fash
      @G-Mastah-Fash 2 года назад

      The killings have subsided for now. But be wary, he cannot be satiated.

    • @Icecastles4000
      @Icecastles4000 2 года назад +3

      Are they together?

    • @jackspies444
      @jackspies444 2 года назад +49

      @@Icecastles4000 its his caretaker

    • @Icecastles4000
      @Icecastles4000 2 года назад +14

      @@jackspies444 ooohhh right that makes sense with all that bedpan stuff he was talking about

    • @tamagotchi7989
      @tamagotchi7989 2 года назад +5

      @@Icecastles4000 yes they’re together it’s super sweet

  • @d6sires
    @d6sires Год назад +32

    Holly describing Swedish fish as dusty is not a bad description at all

  • @flyingfrogofdeath9616
    @flyingfrogofdeath9616 2 года назад +29

    It's the year 3031. We are 66 years deep into the apocalypse. The internet and RUclips specifcally has been kept intact by the NetKeepers. Jerma is a staple of the old world. He is one of the most popular for us lucky enough to have a working screen. 1:56:30 DOTS appear on screen. Our commune cheers and we rattle our boxes in unison. Praise the 985!

  • @jeffu_
    @jeffu_ 2 года назад +65

    1:21:28 okay, watching that bag fall over for no reason was somehow one of the funniest things to happen during the stream
    2:30:02

  • @caitlinisahookerfromhell
    @caitlinisahookerfromhell 2 года назад +134

    42:35 he calls her honey 😭😭😭 so sweet

  • @jfs983
    @jfs983 2 года назад +48

    "I can taste the MSG" bro that's literally the point of MSG it's a seasoning...

  • @toontastic25
    @toontastic25 2 года назад +130

    As Holly as soon as she moved almond joy to S I knew jerma had a good one.

  • @PinkFlyingNarwhal
    @PinkFlyingNarwhal 2 года назад +55

    Red delicious themselves might not be C on their own, but they're definitely F when compared to any other apple.

    • @trulyinfamous
      @trulyinfamous 2 года назад +9

      Shame they used to be actually delicious but were continuously bred for looks than flavor. Apples are honestly a terrible fruit, in part by the fact they need to be cloned to get good fruit. Apples will naturally create terrible fruit that are different from the one the seed came from, in the plant's attempt for consistent genetic diversity. I like plums and peaches better.

    • @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb
      @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb Год назад

      @@trulyinfamous Nobody willingly eats an apple. It's the only piece of fruit to be left in the fruit bowl for months until there's nothing else to eat and somebody just wants to get rid of it.

    • @babayaga3098
      @babayaga3098 Год назад

      That’s what I’m sayin!!!!

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 8 месяцев назад +2

      Jazz apples are incredible when they're put in the fridge. Also just because a plant needs to be cloned to produce consistent results doesn't make it less tasty...

  • @Wrinklynewt
    @Wrinklynewt 2 года назад +30

    jerma confidently saying "Green, for Obi-Wan" and pointing to his Star Wars shirt when Obi-Wan only had a green lightsaber for one scene when fighting Dooku

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +55

    I like to imagine these are actual normal sized foods and he's normal sized, as opposed to them being halloween style mini candies

    • @skippersoup380
      @skippersoup380 Год назад +1

      I can’t unsee both him and the candy being mini

  • @MashieMutt
    @MashieMutt 2 года назад +28

    "I'm still eating skin" - jerma 2022

  • @SpaceshipHome
    @SpaceshipHome 2 года назад +24

    “Delicious! I love it! B.” Jerma doesn’t understand ranking

  • @Feroror
    @Feroror 2 года назад +17

    This man is screaming at his iPad while eating copious amounts of junk food

  • @FleshCastle
    @FleshCastle 2 года назад +85

    Oh my Jeremy, spoiling us with such excellent content

  • @happer_9305
    @happer_9305 2 года назад +89

    jerma totally acts different when holly is around, it’s cute

    • @pantsshitter69
      @pantsshitter69 2 года назад +1

      No you

    • @Wabajak13
      @Wabajak13 Год назад +8

      I'd say he actually acts entirely like himself, just like, sweeter (it's all the sugar he's eating)

  • @scromple
    @scromple Год назад +6

    he chews the almond joy 201 times before asking how many times he chewed it for

  • @moonwater8089
    @moonwater8089 2 года назад +54

    He's eating on stream now, oh how far he's come

    • @heartsalive3157
      @heartsalive3157 2 года назад +7

      I too am extremely proud of him

    • @jadenantu6171
      @jadenantu6171 2 года назад +3

      God I remember when he would sheepishly eat a hamburger

    • @justaguy4311
      @justaguy4311 Год назад +3

      I got a i got a onion ring

  • @bewareoffrog
    @bewareoffrog Год назад +7

    dude moaned eating a piece of cantaloupe then rated it a c

  • @wali5912
    @wali5912 2 года назад +31

    This is weird but i find jermas cadence and laugh cathartic and also chat is funnier when not present

  • @miadiamia
    @miadiamia 2 года назад +58

    Holy shit Stream Archive uploads before Cheltie, rare occurrence

    • @JermaStreamArchive
      @JermaStreamArchive  2 года назад +53

      Cheltie works fast, I admire that. Still we're working hard to get the streams up as soon as possible. Sometimes Jerma ends at the worst times for me to get started on uploading lol.

    • @maxgrimm9589
      @maxgrimm9589 2 года назад +28

      @@JermaStreamArchive Jerma hates VOD watchers its not your fault

    • @miadiamia
      @miadiamia 2 года назад +15

      @@JermaStreamArchive oh not tryna talk shit or anything, just thought it was funny
      thank you for your service

    • @JermaStreamArchive
      @JermaStreamArchive  2 года назад +20

      Cheltie 2fast2quick

    • @kinnikuboneman
      @kinnikuboneman 2 года назад

      Who?

  • @notur1angel
    @notur1angel 2 года назад +28

    "Grandma went fucking sicko mode for this"

  • @starzariaguy5151
    @starzariaguy5151 2 года назад +31

    I like that this video just makes it look like Jerma despises any kind of fruit.

  • @conure3029
    @conure3029 2 года назад +29

    jerma describing the fun dip reminded me of the patrick Bateman business card monologue

  • @em.1633
    @em.1633 2 года назад +26

    Jerma holds up dots and mike and ikes, says "these are the exact same candy", then proceeds to say their flavor and texture is different

  • @grunksprungo
    @grunksprungo 2 года назад +19

    "my girl loves snow caps" was cute LMAO

  • @HeyRoosty
    @HeyRoosty 2 года назад +59

    My eyes went out of focus while staring at Jerma's shirt at 2:13:33 and I swear on my life the fucking Fritos/Lays Kettle Cooked bags fused together and looked like Marge Simpson in my peripheral

    • @danielmonte7660
      @danielmonte7660 Год назад +9

      I've just done this you are 100% correct

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley Год назад +8

      Neural networks be like

    • @UnironicScrotumhat
      @UnironicScrotumhat Год назад +2

      average THC/CBD sippy enjoyer

    • @HeyRoosty
      @HeyRoosty Год назад

      @@UnironicScrotumhat Negative sir I am a saint and do not partake in drugs. I am simply retarded.

    • @babayaga3098
      @babayaga3098 Год назад

      Oh my god I see it

  • @toadstooldarling9937
    @toadstooldarling9937 11 месяцев назад +5

    "Midgee? Is thqt like Finnish for middle?"
    As a finnish person I will now add midgee into my vocabulary

  • @DQBlizzard_
    @DQBlizzard_ 2 года назад +29

    1:01:54 He looks so wide since he blends into the chair.

    • @jeffu_
      @jeffu_ 2 года назад +3

      I can't unsee it now lmao

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +3

      Bottom heavy dark souls character

  • @olioliravioli6619
    @olioliravioli6619 2 года назад +33

    One hour into watching this: Jerma is a snake and wants to gulp everything down instantaneously.

  • @cyikes8271
    @cyikes8271 2 года назад +20

    I will never get over the phrase “friend content”

  • @asteroid1983
    @asteroid1983 2 года назад +22

    14:39
    The real jerma shows its face. For just one sentence the monster was let out of it's cage.

  • @nyanbinary4031
    @nyanbinary4031 2 года назад +119

    He is def going to dream about and then actually shit himself after all this sugar lmao

  • @tempestSH
    @tempestSH 2 года назад +46

    jerma the only man in the world to complain about getting lime flavor over green apple flavor in anything

    • @singulariteas
      @singulariteas Год назад +1

      nah i’m with him there because i also really love green apples 😭