Jerma Streams - Tier Lists (Part 12) [Bug Edition]

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  2 года назад +67

    This video is part of a larger stream that goes
    1. Tier Lists (Part 12) [Bug Edition]
    2. MultiVersus (Part 2) ruclips.net/video/aD0LWTG45p8/видео.html
    10:58 Tier Lists

  • @lokuendog
    @lokuendog 2 года назад +1087

    My favorite part was chat confidently telling Jerma that spiders weren't on the list because they're not bugs... right after he rated slugs and snails.

    • @pepperbytez8128
      @pepperbytez8128 2 года назад +123

      Scorpions, pillbugs, leeches, and flatworms aren't insects either

    • @moonray645
      @moonray645 2 года назад +53

      To go even further most the things on this list aren't even bugs, bugs mostly covers a group of insects like shield bugs or aphids. Stuff like butterflies or beetles aren't actually bugs but just insects, kinda like all bugs are insects but not all insects are bugs.

    • @sidasterdisaster
      @sidasterdisaster 2 года назад +64

      Spiders are absolutely bugs wtf
      EDIT: colloquially. This is just the “uhm technically tomatoes are a fruit” shit.

    • @angelvu
      @angelvu 2 года назад

      @@sidasterdisaster spiders are arachnids

    • @Sprech41
      @Sprech41 2 года назад +45

      for me any creepy crawly invertebrate is a bug. Arachnids? Bug. Gastropods? Squishy slimy bug. Crustaceans? Wet bug.

  • @FromanAntlugia22
    @FromanAntlugia22 2 года назад +602

    "No other monster on Earth can do that" when referring to a firefly had me in stitches

  • @imar212
    @imar212 2 года назад +475

    just so everyone knows he ate all the S tier bugs for dinner that night

  • @mait4051
    @mait4051 2 года назад +393

    I can’t believe he called Beedrill a Megaman character.

    • @rorbee
      @rorbee 2 года назад +83

      just listening to jerma's ramblings you can never tell if he was born in the 60s or 3 weeks ago

    • @jeffu_
      @jeffu_ 2 года назад +17

      i knew he was gonna get it wrong, but he definitely surprised me with "megaman character"

    • @chroma92
      @chroma92 2 года назад +5

      I laughed. I can't tell if he was being serious or gaslighting chat.

    • @DigitalEWhore
      @DigitalEWhore 2 года назад +18

      Of course he did, he grew up playing Pokemon on a typewriter so he never got to see what the Pokemon looked like

    • @kcat420
      @kcat420 2 года назад

      I THOUGHT YOU WERE JOKING

  • @WDWatameVirus
    @WDWatameVirus 2 года назад +382

    He LOVES Earwigs!
    He LOVES them!!! HE LOVES EARWIGS!!!

    • @Cole_McGill
      @Cole_McGill 2 года назад +45

      He has probably never seen them come out of nowhere, crawl up a wall, and completely covering it.
      As a child I saw an entire walls disappear behind a rising, black sheet of earwigs.
      Once, I was ontop of something in the yard and it started to turn black from the bottom. I realized what it was and panicked because I knew that meant the grass around me was also full of them. I jump farther than I ever had befor and as I landed, I lunged forward and began to run(because I did land on a fuckton of them).
      So earwigs may not be a threat but they are terrorists. By supporting earwigs, Jerma has basically become the Saudi Arabia of earwigs.

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +18

      @@Cole_McGill what the fuck are earwigs this is my first time hearing this

    • @dbyspae122
      @dbyspae122 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Cole_McGill holt shit where do you live

    • @Cole_McGill
      @Cole_McGill 7 месяцев назад

      @@dbyspae122Northern Illinois

    • @FreedomPuppy
      @FreedomPuppy Месяц назад

      @@Cole_McGill Earwig brigades, funded by Iranian Jerma, purely to torment you as a child. I can’t believe it.

  • @NoGoodNik1
    @NoGoodNik1 2 года назад +207

    Jerma talks about dung beetles with the reverence of an ancient Egyptian lector priest

  • @silcrow3241
    @silcrow3241 2 года назад +407

    Jerma is so fucking based for standing up for the moths

    • @cowclucklater8448
      @cowclucklater8448 2 года назад +29

      I only recently found out jerma, but now seeing him defending moths is making him my favorite.

    • @echotheneko7346
      @echotheneko7346 Год назад +1

      @@cowclucklater8448 same

  • @richefortgaming
    @richefortgaming 2 года назад +163

    "Put the air guitar down - ticks suck."
    Jerma is a fucking quote machine

  • @skeet39
    @skeet39 2 года назад +257

    Love how many of jerma’s reasonings come down to “it’s magic”

    • @fredjefferson101
      @fredjefferson101 2 года назад +12

      He is correct

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 2 года назад +25

      It must be fun to think nature is simply magic…because it kinda is. I mean, yeah, there are scientific explanations for natural phenomena, but the fact that we live on a planet with so many incredible creatures is magical.

    • @wallonfly
      @wallonfly 2 года назад +15

      @@Bruh-ob9mi *grabs an amethyst violently exclaiming WHAT IS THIS? while pointing at it*

  • @SharkUsingaComputer
    @SharkUsingaComputer 2 года назад +182

    JERMA HAS BEEN FORGIVEN BY THE ENTOMOLOGY COMMUNITY

    • @schlorping5156
      @schlorping5156 2 года назад +6

      Wait what did he have to be forgiven for???

    • @ungabunga7879
      @ungabunga7879 2 года назад +31

      @@schlorping5156 eating all those bugs

    • @thaDjMauz
      @thaDjMauz Год назад +4

      I'm not strictly an entomologist but have studied it for my first bio degree and I DISAGREE but I also blame the maker, why so many butterflies?

    • @SharkUsingaComputer
      @SharkUsingaComputer Год назад +2

      @@thaDjMauz yk what good point. we need more asilids

    • @Zer0_days_Offical
      @Zer0_days_Offical Год назад

      I am an entomologist and no
      No he has not been forgiven

  • @suziebelle3738
    @suziebelle3738 2 года назад +76

    i am absolutely livid that took one look at the Tardigrade, thought it was a walrus and put it in the comedy tier with no second thought. just frothing mad rn.

  • @audrey0554
    @audrey0554 2 года назад +86

    So who's gonna send Jeremy an envelope full of live earwigs?

  • @lockerbuddy2039
    @lockerbuddy2039 2 года назад +177

    Jerma learning that Ant-Man indeed controls the ants (to an extent) was the funniest part of this stream

    • @lindes_adaks
      @lindes_adaks 2 года назад +26

      it's fucking hilarious because it sounds like chat is clearly gaslighting him but they're not

    • @JOEWAGH
      @JOEWAGH 2 года назад +9

      I couldn't stop laughing that entire bit

    • @Knifin.
      @Knifin. 2 года назад +25

      “He controls ants? Wait, so you’re telling me, in the movie ‘Ant-Man,’ at some point...millions of ants do his bidding?”
      Three minutes later.
      “He controls ants, he’s Ant-Man! Of course he is!”

  • @lunabellsprout
    @lunabellsprout 2 года назад +257

    so glad he’s standing up for moths like this ♥️

    • @reasonvoiceof
      @reasonvoiceof 2 года назад

      Fuck them moths, eating clothing and blankets and shit

  • @funx24X7
    @funx24X7 2 года назад +70

    Cicadas are cool for about ten minutes and then it’s just weeks of unending noise

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +3

      I still like them

    • @ohgodohnothebees
      @ohgodohnothebees Год назад +5

      I collect the shells of them

    • @lepsonical4763
      @lepsonical4763 3 месяца назад

      The annuals are fine but the periodicals are just too fucking much if you end up in the middle of a brood season

  • @bmars8164
    @bmars8164 2 года назад +109

    Jerma not knowing what half of these bugs are or even the definition of a bug really had me on edge the whole time

  • @chrissalsop6673
    @chrissalsop6673 2 года назад +241

    there are 4 year olds with more knowledge about insects than jerma

    • @marchofthepigs36
      @marchofthepigs36 2 года назад +23

      That’s why he must be protected

    • @BrujaMalogna
      @BrujaMalogna 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@marchofthepigs36HES A GROWN MAN😭

  • @vice9091
    @vice9091 2 года назад +112

    He says Scorpions are scary... they’re terrifying, then 30 seconds later he says he’s not afraid of scorpions

  • @lntestinalfortitude
    @lntestinalfortitude Год назад +24

    jerma putting every isopod in a tier below b crushing my soul in unimaginable ways

  • @CassiusFA
    @CassiusFA 2 года назад +359

    wow I didn't know Jerma enjoyed eating bugs so much

    • @beeblesheep
      @beeblesheep 2 года назад +40

      only when a handsome doctor in bike shorts tells him to

    • @NickiRusin
      @NickiRusin 2 года назад +6

      @@beeblesheep I hate knowing what you're talking about

  • @radheroman3235
    @radheroman3235 2 года назад +70

    Happy to see Jerma putting the time he spent crawling through the dirt and suckling on plant roots for sustenance to good use. It's very clear he learnt a lot in those 9.5 months about these creatures and he's a stronger person for it.

  • @neonlightillusion
    @neonlightillusion 2 года назад +82

    The fish parasite he put in F tier chews out the tongue of its hosts and sits in its place. Don’t get any ideas now Jeremy!!!

  • @moniquesantrifcer1447
    @moniquesantrifcer1447 2 года назад +101

    Jerma thinking earwigs are cute is really telling

    • @metformin3154
      @metformin3154 2 года назад +31

      Man they aint so bad, they are even one of the only insects that care for their young.

    • @TCangie
      @TCangie Год назад +1

      @@metformin3154 REALLY

    • @metformin3154
      @metformin3154 Год назад +1

      @@TCangie YES

    • @babagd
      @babagd 11 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@metformin3154omg an insect with feelings?!? S tier

  • @RespectingTheRespectful
    @RespectingTheRespectful 2 года назад +41

    I like how he calls the atlas beetle a stag and the stag a bite beetle

  • @westley89126
    @westley89126 2 года назад +31

    Petition for Jerma to go to the Monterey Bay Aquarium and pet the giant isopods in the new exhibit

  • @pepperbytez8128
    @pepperbytez8128 2 года назад +60

    The difference between how we view a Mantis and a Wasp is the same way we view a Eagle and a Vulture.

    • @Poplarman
      @Poplarman 2 года назад

      A bald eagle is like Johnny Sinns and a vulture is like a fuckin bald Larry King

    • @Slawsers
      @Slawsers 2 года назад +14

      I find vultures cool people only think about the one common species you see but there are very pretty colourful vultures out there and they only eat dead stuff they wouldn’t hunt a person. Or animal

    • @Erratic_Pulse_0758
      @Erratic_Pulse_0758 2 года назад +3

      No way, vultures are epic. At least a vulture can’t literally kill you

    • @Simonomaly
      @Simonomaly 11 месяцев назад +1

      Vultures are actually very cute lol

  • @cs82271
    @cs82271 2 года назад +73

    Only Jerma would see Beedrill and think it's a Mega Man character.

  • @adamjones7891
    @adamjones7891 2 года назад +33

    1:01:12 the story of Earwigs invading Jerma's home and eating his brain.

    • @domino2280
      @domino2280 Год назад +2

      THANKYOU FOR THE TIMESTAMP I NEED THIS FOR THE COMPILATION IM MAKING

    • @adamjones7891
      @adamjones7891 Год назад +2

      @@domino2280 i am glad to be of service to this important cultural preservation project o7

    • @ezekielgilliland6610
      @ezekielgilliland6610 9 месяцев назад

      Jerma, the savior of earwigs

  • @caldineescogroft8831
    @caldineescogroft8831 2 года назад +51

    What if jerma was as big as a house cat?

  • @maddym4020
    @maddym4020 2 года назад +15

    hearing him talk about how fascinated he is by fireflies and angler fish was sweet somehow

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 2 года назад +28

    He made an imaginary caricature strawman of someone who would put a tick in S tier.

  • @JacksJunkDrawer
    @JacksJunkDrawer 2 года назад +29

    Jerma so confidently calling Beedrill a Megaman character is madness, this guy needs to be locked up.

  • @lizardrancher
    @lizardrancher 2 года назад +33

    As soon as Jerma wrapped up this stream he watched his 19th AntsCanada video of the day

  • @Livingroomset799Dep
    @Livingroomset799Dep 2 года назад +35

    I can’t believe Beedrill (from the hit series Mega Man) didn’t make S tier

  • @jackdotzler6115
    @jackdotzler6115 2 года назад +18

    The whole honeybee vs wasp thing is really interesting. A lot of wasps serve as pollinators as well. Studies are even starting to reevaluate the good honeybees specifically do for the environment. Yes, they’re pollinators, but they’re only really beneficially to their native range where they aren’t outcompeting the native bees like bumblebees in North America. If saving bees is something you care about, getting a honeybee hive is not the best option. Get a bee hotel instead, they’re super cool.

    • @Delightedly
      @Delightedly Год назад +2

      I always remind people that honeybees are livestock, and are not what we mean when we say “save the bees”.

    • @thaDjMauz
      @thaDjMauz Год назад +3

      And in addition to this, most native bees dont form colonies, usuall live in small holes in the dirt or in wood and often dont really even look like honeybees at all. The way we tend to manage our green space, like removing dead wood, mowing the overgrown grasses and sucking up the cut grass, is really harming these little native bees. Another one is of course our pesticide use

  • @thesteelsquid863
    @thesteelsquid863 2 года назад +48

    Knowing that jerma also doesn't kill bugs makes me happy

    • @caesar.8038
      @caesar.8038 Год назад +9

      He eats bugs for dinner

    • @thesteelsquid863
      @thesteelsquid863 Год назад +4

      @@caesar.8038 D:

    • @thaDjMauz
      @thaDjMauz Год назад +5

      He also kills a lot of people and people kill a lot of bug, so I wonder if his bloodlust is outcompeting his buglust

    • @amp4105
      @amp4105 Год назад +3

      @@thaDjMauz buglust

  • @goosebish8646
    @goosebish8646 2 года назад +16

    The best part about the Ant-Man bit is that it sets up like any normal instance of chat gaslighting Jerma except this time he's actually wrong

  • @MegaPiguy314
    @MegaPiguy314 2 года назад +36

    Entomologist here, let's clear things up.
    Officially, an insect is an arthropod with 3 distinct body sections (head, thorax, abdomen), 3 pairs of legs, and most adults have two pairs of wings.
    The word bug technically only refers to insect in the order hemiptera (cicadas, aphids, stink bugs, etc.), but in casual conversation this really doesn't matter. Most entomologists I know tend to use bug and insect interchangeably.
    Spiders, scorpions, pill bugs, centipedes, snails, etc are not bugs or insects, though some are still considered great interest by entomologists.

    • @MegaPiguy314
      @MegaPiguy314 2 года назад +12

      Also, entomophagy is the practice of eating insects, and is very common among many cultures across the world. Eating bugs can have very positive impacts on both the environment and human health. It may sounds gross, but many insects actually taste really good,

    • @hederahelix1383
      @hederahelix1383 2 года назад +5

      i love these two comments

    • @greeneggsandslam3570
      @greeneggsandslam3570 2 года назад +1

      @@MegaPiguy314 EAT DA BUGS

    • @Delightedly
      @Delightedly Год назад +1

      My rule, because I do so much public outreach and you instantly lose people by being too precise about definitions, is that any arthropod can be called a bug colloquially.

  • @macran4
    @macran4 2 года назад +72

    im losing braincells everytime i watch jerma's tier lists

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi 2 года назад +6

      If Jerma had any brain cells, he would be losing them too

    • @kodinamsinh1267
      @kodinamsinh1267 2 года назад

      He doesn’t have brain cells, his head is completely hollow with an earwig piloting him like in Men in Black

  • @taxigraph
    @taxigraph 2 года назад +7

    “There’s a couple of creatures on this strange wild earth that we have…” is the start of a free documentary

  • @infernalkiwi
    @infernalkiwi 2 года назад +21

    His Earwig ate his Covid, that would explain its behavior during Multiversus

  • @paytonmillet3692
    @paytonmillet3692 2 года назад +148

    wouldn’t it have been funny if when defending moths he said “what’s with all the animothity?” i think so :)

    • @gicumeserie9074
      @gicumeserie9074 2 года назад +34

      This is too wholesome a comment for a jerma stream. Quick say something insane

    • @senatorpineapple8149
      @senatorpineapple8149 2 года назад +10

      @@gicumeserie9074 “something insane” haha JK! I really like your username by the way, where are you from dude, you seem so cool! LOL

    • @poghand
      @poghand 2 года назад +16

      i think it would have been funny too :) LOL :)

    • @beanandbear3451
      @beanandbear3451 2 года назад +6

      Funny streamer :)

    • @SwizzleDrizzl
      @SwizzleDrizzl 2 года назад +5

      Nice funny :]

  • @SocialCreditScore
    @SocialCreditScore 2 года назад +17

    The earwig bit needs to be animated in the style of The Shivering Truth from adult swim

    • @Prometiumz
      @Prometiumz Год назад +1

      In one of the green screen movie nights it was animated and it was awesome I can’t remember which one though I’ll have to find it

    • @Prometiumz
      @Prometiumz Год назад +1

      In green screen movie night part 6 at 3:40:25 it was pretty funny although it wasn’t really in the style you were wanting it’s still interesting

  • @kronk9418
    @kronk9418 2 года назад +39

    Only Jerma’s bugbrain would familiarize an Earwig with the uncanny valley.

    • @prometheus705
      @prometheus705 2 года назад +8

      anthropomorphizing ( like what he did by giving them human characteristics) isnt related to the uncanny valley though

  • @IzDube
    @IzDube 2 года назад +9

    I appreciate jerma's choice in music, the plok boss theme is a banger

    • @DQBlizzard_
      @DQBlizzard_ 2 года назад

      Plok!'s whole OST is a banger

  • @Ethman16
    @Ethman16 11 месяцев назад +3

    What jerma didn’t tell us was that he was actually rating these based on flavour

  • @MoldyFireflies
    @MoldyFireflies 2 года назад +10

    As someone who is an entomologist by hobby, this really makes me grab my computer screen and scream

  • @theslamjamfrincisco2820
    @theslamjamfrincisco2820 2 года назад +13

    "if there were worms the size of pipes"
    who's gonna tell him about gippsland

  • @lilnaze7218
    @lilnaze7218 2 года назад +52

    The pre chat made this happen and im happy to be a founding father. (Originally the tier list was supposed to be by taste)

    • @komil8636
      @komil8636 2 года назад +11

      it still is, hes just acting

    • @lilnaze7218
      @lilnaze7218 2 года назад +4

      @@komil8636 oh right😓🤗

  • @vitriolicAmaranth
    @vitriolicAmaranth 2 года назад +36

    Beginning is infuriating. Puts a dragonfly nymph, a crab, a lobster and a crawfish in "comedy" and then insists a crawfish and a lobster are a lobster and a cooked lobster. Calls Beedrill a Megaman character and ignores the breadbug.
    My favourite bug is a velvet ant, which is actually a type of wingless wasp. They live usually solitary lives and eat mostly plant matter. They can sting and their sting is rated as one of the most painful of any bug (despite having very little venom it's a painful neurotoxin and their stingers are barbed), and are sometimes called things like "cattle killer." They're named for the soft, dense, downy fuzz that covers their body, and looks like velvet because it's much denser than bee fuzz; this comes in vibrant colours, most often red, orange, yellow or white. The ones where I grew up were red and black. Anyway, they are reluctant to sting (apparently it hurts the bug or something, though it doesn't kill them like it does bees) and first chirp as a warning if they sense danger, like a tiny dog barking at a threat. The males do have wings and fly but don't have stingers, and when they mate the males will carry the females up into the air to copulate.
    Also I died at "What a remarkable creature. This thing can produce LIGHT out of its ANUS. Nobody else can do that, no other monster on Earth can do that."
    Ticks look cool and can be used in medicine when medical supply availability is poor, though for various reasons the much grosser leeches are preferred for most medical purposes. I'd put them in C, but still, I could see someone putting them higher.

    • @Benjamin-tr4jr
      @Benjamin-tr4jr 2 года назад +5

      I'm still insulted that he put the green nudibranch in F tier (at least I'm pretty sure it's a nudibranch) after calling it a bean bag

    • @suziebelle3738
      @suziebelle3738 2 года назад +6

      he also took one look at the Tardigrade, assumed it was a Walrus and then put it in the comedy tier without a second thought. if he knew what they were and what they could do, he would have put them in A or even S.
      Tardigrades are the smallest animal on earth, so much so that you need a microscope to look at them. no amount of pressure can squash them, they can survive for 30 years without food or water, can live comfortably in temperatures ranging -454F to 302F, can survive radiation 100x the lethal dose of humans and can even survive in the vacuum of space. they are legitimately unkillable and are strong enough to survive any cosmic disaster that could hit earth (besides the sun exploding, of course).

    • @vitriolicAmaranth
      @vitriolicAmaranth 2 года назад

      @@suziebelle3738 Yeah, I know what tardigrades are. Little water bears.

    • @suziebelle3738
      @suziebelle3738 2 года назад +3

      @@vitriolicAmaranth sorry, i just really love tardigrades if you cant tell

  • @blackmage1276
    @blackmage1276 2 года назад +15

    Jerma admitted to eating bugs when he talked about vanilla flavoured butterflys

  • @clunt2548
    @clunt2548 2 года назад +9

    Fun fact: what Jerma says about bugs and birds perceiving time slower than we do is true, the youtuber Benn Jordan did a great video on it to demonstrate how dogs see the world, its a great video.

  • @littelcreatchure506
    @littelcreatchure506 Год назад +4

    15:15 EARWIGS ABSOLUTELY DO BITE ONE BIT ME ON THE ASS ONCE

  • @littlecatking9836
    @littlecatking9836 2 года назад +8

    I thought this was a tierlist of how bugs tasted at first

  • @timh5413
    @timh5413 2 года назад +12

    22:10 JermaCricket for best sound of the year candidate

  • @Sultan-mj7sr
    @Sultan-mj7sr 2 года назад +4

    Smashed a fly while watching this stream--very cathartic

  • @Avabees
    @Avabees 2 года назад +4

    I LOVE HUMMINGBIRD MOTHS AAA

  • @StillIntoBeetles
    @StillIntoBeetles Год назад +2

    I personally was excited for the bug tierlist, the only Beetle that was a Stag Beetle, Jerma called a “Bitey Beetle”

  • @dadleft8427
    @dadleft8427 2 месяца назад

    Hearing jerma talk about the beautiful and complex world we live in makes me appreciate it so much more. Like I already held the same childlike joy and wonder for the world around me but knowing someone else (and someone as cool as jerma) feels the same way is validating on an almost spiritual level

  • @emilyshedevil6967
    @emilyshedevil6967 Год назад +2

    I’m late but the dancing earwig invasion bit needs an animation that was hilarious

  • @Sprech41
    @Sprech41 2 года назад +11

    Someone please show jerma the pictures of earwig wings, they'll shoot up to S+ tier

    • @rosie9487
      @rosie9487 5 месяцев назад +1

      holy shit i just looked this up?????? they are ANGELS

  • @archdukegordy2189
    @archdukegordy2189 2 года назад +6

    35:53 tagging Jerma's reaction over the hawk moth

    • @G4rfield
      @G4rfield Год назад +1

      I WAS WONDERING WHAT IT WAS TYSM

    • @archdukegordy2189
      @archdukegordy2189 Год назад +2

      @@G4rfield you're welcome! Specifically it's a hummingbird moth of the genus Hemaris. they are SO cool!!!!!

  • @bbyrat
    @bbyrat 2 года назад +10

    POOP OBSESSED STREAMER watches 400 hours of DUNG BEETLE SHIT compilation!

  • @BansheePhoenix
    @BansheePhoenix 2 года назад +8

    1:02:00 someone should animate this bit

  • @Benjamin-tr4jr
    @Benjamin-tr4jr 2 года назад +6

    Moths are cuter butterflies jerma is fucking RIGHT

  • @alexzapf8212
    @alexzapf8212 2 года назад +3

    “A moth is a butterfly” tru tho

  • @bambeepothecatboy5341
    @bambeepothecatboy5341 Год назад +1

    Jerma saying " now for the first bug" then rating a scorpion made me wanna bash my skull into a wall

  • @TMAHHLOL
    @TMAHHLOL 2 года назад +4

    Jerma I’m really high and your noises are scaring me

  • @thousandlimbs
    @thousandlimbs 2 года назад +4

    this stream made me very itchy

  • @names_are_useless
    @names_are_useless 2 года назад +13

    When I was a kid, my father was awful about cleaning the house. We got an infestation of moth larva in our kitchen, you could randomly find them in our food (particularly anything sweet), and moths throughout our home. I blame my dad for the lack of cleanliness, but it has also created in me a great hatred for moths.
    Fuck Moths

    • @clunt2548
      @clunt2548 2 года назад +7

      Damn, whats up fellow Gross Dad haver.

    • @names_are_useless
      @names_are_useless 2 года назад

      @@clunt2548 Cleaning, unlike him, hope you are too.
      Oh, and I should have been clear: they were the gross brown moths, not the cool fuzzy butterfly ones either. I can still remember the smell of one after I smashed its brains in.

  • @neoman289151
    @neoman289151 Год назад +1

    "Spiderman has a device on his arms in the Sam Raimi movies he doesn't shoot webs"
    "HAVE YOU EVEN SEEN THE MOVIE???"
    Genuinely the first time I've ever wanted to slap Jerma

  • @r0tt1ngl0v33
    @r0tt1ngl0v33 2 года назад +10

    1:01:10 - 1:03:00 is exactly how it feels to have earwigs in ur house. I have SO MANY but they’re so cute and scrungly I can’t possibly kill them

  • @C.G.Jr.
    @C.G.Jr. 2 года назад +6

    "I'm one of 5,000 people on earth... potentially"
    What are you implying Jerma? 👀

  • @b_sway
    @b_sway 2 года назад +1

    Just came here to say that the earwig green screen video from last night's stream is incredible and this video puts it into perspective

  • @rorbee
    @rorbee 2 года назад +14

    earwig streamer

  • @DigitalEWhore
    @DigitalEWhore 2 года назад +2

    17:00 Jerma believes in spontaneous generation

  • @papayianth
    @papayianth 2 года назад +3

    Not him calling beedrill a megaman character 💀💀

  • @xenomorph7591
    @xenomorph7591 2 года назад +1

    i can imagine a sped up 3d animation of the earwig scenario with the music

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar 2 года назад +13

    Just did some research, Earwigs are in the top 15 pests of north america. And they are indeed known to invade humans ear canals. though not very deep.

    • @metformin3154
      @metformin3154 2 года назад +6

      they do it as much as literally any other insect

  • @michaelmathews4103
    @michaelmathews4103 2 года назад +3

    horseshoe crabs are underwater arachnid they are bugs they aren't a joke and it makes me irrationally angry he just dismissed it theyre perfect

  • @Enragedlime
    @Enragedlime 8 месяцев назад

    it's funny that he mentions he hadn't seen a quiznos in like ten years, from wikipedia: the number of Quiznos locations in the United States fell from a 2007 high of 4,700 to just 400 a decade later.

  • @artnerd3727
    @artnerd3727 2 года назад +2

    Chat gaslighting Jerma into thinking the bee movie is good was funny

  • @bear-yv9ew
    @bear-yv9ew 2 года назад +6

    When are we getting the handsome doctor edition?

  • @psyjinx
    @psyjinx 2 года назад +2

    28:01 If anyone needs Jerma out of context.

  • @Green-bucket
    @Green-bucket 11 месяцев назад

    Him saying a craw fish is a cooked lobster is so funny to me 13:46

  • @bobu5213
    @bobu5213 2 года назад +8

    15:15 shoutout to that woman that was infested with an earwig for 23 years.

  • @minjung9390
    @minjung9390 2 года назад +7

    can someone sample jerma cricket noises in a breakcore song ? i just want to see if its possible

  • @SkyrimNpc
    @SkyrimNpc 2 года назад +1

    Watching this on 2x speed so I can quickly re-asses my own feelings on bugs

  • @allosaurustime
    @allosaurustime 2 года назад +2

    I don’t mind earwigs either. Every time I see one I just think “silly creature”

  • @LowLifeAM
    @LowLifeAM 2 года назад +1

    I love sorcery! That's gonna be exciting.

  • @jldoubleu4993
    @jldoubleu4993 2 года назад +1

    when I was a kid I assumed moths came from the ugly snake bugs known as worms by the same logic that butterflies came from the much prettier snake bug caterpillar

  • @jeffu_
    @jeffu_ 2 года назад +1

    finally, a tier list i can agree with.

  • @Mr.Leviathan4545
    @Mr.Leviathan4545 Год назад

    27:23 he has never seen a flea before,lucky bastard

  • @Tayturs
    @Tayturs 4 месяца назад

    Thinking a water bear is a walrus made me lol

  • @tomtom-uy3ov
    @tomtom-uy3ov Год назад

    i spaced out and when i tuned back in he's talking about dancing earwigs with top hats crawling into his ears and eating his brain as he sleeps

  • @gaspump
    @gaspump 2 года назад +15

    Someone better tell him that earwigs DO bite and can cause severe reactions. Harmless my ass.
    t. still salty a decade after being woken up from a good sleep by a fucking earwig biting my leg

  • @seancox736
    @seancox736 8 месяцев назад

    gastropods are fine and cute little buggies but crustaceans are just fish added for comedy? what a sick joke!

  • @jackjohn8067
    @jackjohn8067 Год назад

    I cracked up when I saw the Beatles were on the list

  • @dannydeedsdonedirtcheep1726
    @dannydeedsdonedirtcheep1726 Год назад

    Jerma really did the amblypygi dirty