Jerma Streams - Easy Bake Oven Stream
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- Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
- Jerma archived making "food" (The original title of this stream was "Easy Bake Oven", and was originally streamed/recorded on May 15th, 2020)
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Actual serial killer fails to understand child's toy
Hey bullet Bill c:
The likes are 666, as of this comment.
I'm 10 minutes in. He doesn't have oil for the tray. I learned that you need to grease the pan when I was like, 4? 5? It's been something I've known for as long as I can remember and it's legitimate culture shock to see someone be totally oblivious to this.
I came here for watching Jerma cook, I'm staying because I hope he doesn't totally fuck it up royally and manages to make at least one edible thing.
@@DanteTorn well he _did_ know he had to grease it to his credit but he didn't bring anything so he just winged it :p
@@DanteTorn did you make it through the entire thing?
In this stream he:
-vomits
-screeches out in pain
-cries
-throws a fit
-goes deaf
-eats out of a trash bag
from trying a kids toy
Leave it to Jerma to suffer a mental breakdown due to a child's toy.
Don't forget he breaks his own jaw. "I pogged so hard I just broke my own jaw!"
@@LordEptar Flashes back to Labo Streams
Animated Wolf and one of his only tools
He also transformed into a seagull in elation over making a pretzel shape
Jerma at the start: "Im not gonna eat any of this by the way"
Jerma at the end: eats large heaping spoonfuls of goopy florescent orange cheese substance
No wonder the lifeline chick couldn't understand him
This is wicked true.
Lol
Jerma:Right
Lifeline chick:Up
lifeline chick: jerma you're peaking
jerma: ÆŒMDXHR1BÇ
@@Aliens2Exist a C̸̢̨̙̲͙̔̈́̀͜͝͠Ò̴̧̥͔̮͈͔͈N̴̤̬̘͓͓̘̔̋͑̽̚͠T̷̘̥̯͍͖͎̾̒̉R̴̛̦̬͎͔͊̍̿̋̊͜͝A̵̰̟͇̎̔̕͝C̷̲̝̽T̶̳̟̠͕̭͙̀̽̅̾͋O̷̠̼͖̩̬͗͝R̴̰͎̉̾͘ just left my house
i LOVE in the beginning how he comes up with the scenario of the unsuccessful salesman and feels bad for the guy that he just made up
tbf he does look like Vince Shamwow
Because he is that salesman. Where do you think he got the oven?
Jermton
@@2minuss yes
This is the reason why I’ve stuck with this guy for around 7 years he always delivers even if it’s terrible
I've only just started watching Jerma and I'm now a fan for life, he's the best
@@kinnikuboneman the good thing about jerma is u can watch his old original RUclips channel videos and they still hold up
@@kinnikuboneman That guy is right. His nearly decade-old TF2 videos still crack me up, and I've seen them roughly a thousand times each.
@@yoyobeerman1289 "this is supposed to be a scary game"
"sub train"
I just like Jerma so much because even for the last 7 years, he really hasn’t changed personality wise. He’s always himself / authentic it seems which is awesome
Jerma: does a creative and original stream for comedic sake
also Jerma: “why are 11,000 people watching this live”
Imagine if this stream was your first introduction to Jerma. No other context to it, just a man ranting on camera, talking to god knows who and struggling with an easy bake oven.
I don't know, this is a pretty good representation on Jerma.
This was my first time I watched a jerma stream. I popped in for a second and he’s a fucking turd. He had like a full fucking screen face cam, and I like wasn’t impressed. Dont ever link me this person ever again.
@Aly H you're clearly not knowledgeable enough about Jerma
go watch more of his streams to understand the reference
To be honest, these bizarre streams are how I found Jerma initially (Labo stream and then Carnival stream were the first things of his I ever saw). I didn't realize he did primarily gaming stuff until after that.
I imagine this has happened to lots of people. They pop in and he is doing something fucked up and they leave.
Normal Streamer: "Ok guys, we're gonna do something really off the rails, I'm gonna play a... GAME FROM THE EARLY 2000's!!!"
Jerma:
i mean playing old games is in jerma's daily basis
@@pulpil10 That's the point
@@zachprouty8595 i know
Most depressing RUclips comment replies goes to: Jermas comment section
@@anattablue this scares me.
It is literally easier to make an actual pizza than the Easy Bake Oven pizza.
yea you can buy pizza dough thats already made lol
No it's fucking not lmao have you ever cooked anything
@@calaisclark9044 easy tiger
@@flatterswhite bruh making a pizza requires making a leavened dough that is worked for 30 minutes so develop the gluten and then rested and proved for 24 hours
Like yea you can go buy a pizza in about 30 minutes but that doesn't mean you made it
@@calaisclark9044 waiting isn't hard
Local 4'10 Bostonian man traps himself in easy bake oven
Is this a holocaust joke
@@THRACIA776ISTHEGREATEST no, that would be the case ONLY if he was dropped into cages full of bears and eagles, OR if he were transformed into a lamp or bars of soap.
On STREAM
@@THRACIA776ISTHEGREATEST anything can be if you’re brave enough
This is how Pasta Italiano makes their pizzas
Staff are asking for a raise!
Pasta Italino uses these ingredients in real ovens
@@Whatsuppbuddies I need a new trailer!
Il piatto Depression
Every other day a fire starts there
41:14 the clenched fist under the table the whole time he's applying the sauce
Why was he so nervous?
He was probably in actual pain the whole time jermaPluto
@@g4man41 As they say "Life is pain-I hate".
@@Jmcdion yes "they" do say that.
thank you, i never noticed and im laughing so hard hes so stressed
imagine visiting the public beach and seeing this man talking to an invisible audience and getting scared of a children’s toy
I just didn’t
This is like watching the three stooges make pizza if they were all combined into one stooge.
Watching Jerma scoop water into the spoon and lose his mind was a religious experience
you are absolutely correct
WHAT IS THIS A MAGIC TRICK
Omg please time stamp, i must've missed it 😂
Worst stream of 2020 I enjoyed every second of it
That's because the worst jerma streams are still a 8/10+ compared to normal streamer's.
@Vincent Poursan true
@@UnarmedBastard word
@Der Frosch-Prinz Aus Bayern of course, it's a 8/10
18:06 just when I thought Jerma noises couldn’t get any more outrageous
Same, it scared the shit out of me though, because, it just sounded unholy.
1:11:42 What could be more "Jerma" of him fucking up to spike audio levels, then reacting so extremely that it only made the audio situation worse for everybody? You could instantly kill rabbits with that clip.
Streamer makes audience deaf while he struggles to operate a children's toy.
11,000 people were watching this at one point.
At its peak I think it hit 11.8k or something. It was amazing.
and many many more will watch it on youtube
What a time to be alive
It peaked at 12k but quickly fell down to 11k and it stayed like that for the rest of the stream
Cobeks i watched this stream.
The Easy-bake Ultimate Oven Baking Star Edition, the version he is using in the video has the dimensions 9.02 x 19.76 x 10 inches (length, width, and height respectively), according to a quick Google search.
When Jeremy moves between the oven and the top angle camera at 5:05, his forearm is placed perfectly over the oven, as seen in the front angle camera. From elbow to wrist, his forearm is almost half the width of the oven (9.88 inches, I judge his forearm to be about 7.8). His upper arm is slightly longer than that, due to his shoulders, which is about 1/2th longer, putting the arm minus the hands at 11.7 inches. Jeremy‘s hands appear to be larger than half of the length of his forearm, so 4.5 inches for a full 24 inches.
Consider the average human arm is 36 inches.
Judging by this video and full-body pictures Jeremy has posted in the past, it’s easy to tell the rest of his height as he has generally average proportions (though a large head). This places his torso from top of neck to groin at 24 inches. Divining that by three, and adding half of a third, his legs will be 28 inches. Subtotal is currently 52 inches. Jeremy’s comparatively massive noggin is a fair bit over 3/4s of his upper arm, estimating about 8.7 inches, rounded up to 9 inches. Added to the subtotal, 61 inches.
5’1”.
Edit: Grammar, fixing some numbers, and here to say there’s a slight margin of error, of about 3 or so inches, since you don’t really see Jerma’s lower body in the video so it’s difficult to study his proportions exactly, and I realized the images I’ve seen of Jerma are taken at odd angles that make his legs look strangely short. 5’4” is the maximum, though. 5’1” is my estimate.
😳
Without checking any of your reasoning or your math, I am supremely confident that your conclusion is correct.
Get em
What an absolute mad lad.
Awww
1:49:48 is the “any scraps for me” moment, if anyone needs it
I didn’t know I needed this clip till now, thank you.
i had no idea what you were referring to and clicked the timestamp, the scream i scrumpt. LMFAOO
58:16 Last thing that a crew of already doomed sailors heard.
1:12:49 he's a cartoon character, the speed of his arm
This video is literally like watching the 2nd caveman try to make fire after the first caveman had done it
Imagine 11,000 viewers in a stadium watching a man struggle with an ez bake oven for their entertainment. The internet is incredible.
If Jeremy had even a modicum of cooking knowledge this stream wouldn't have been nearly as entertaining. Simultaneously I wanted to shit down my own throat watching him try and figure out simple cooking concepts. This man truly is an artist.
I have never heard the term “shit down my own throat” before lmao😂
9:41 That's the cleanest rip with hands I've ever seen in my life can we talk about this
nah have you ever creased a peice of paper? that's how you rip paper perfectly.
Greasy streamer repeatedly slams oven door on testicles, blames his teenage viewers. (Edit: 1:11:42 best sound of 2020 thus far)
Funny Name I agree that is the BEST sound I’ve heard all year
I Wasn't expecting THAT
I was literally woken up by that noise and I thought someone outside of my apartment was getting murdered.
1:11:46 he sounds like joel
jesus christ
49:40 I love how aggressive he gets, jesus
worst face of the year already
It's been almost half the year
we are 6 months into the year lol
worst hair as well
@@Addsomehappy fuck
@@arclite95 no fucking way, are we?
fuck.
fuck fuck fuck no no no time cant be moving this fast.
Jerma's reaction to the ear grating sound at 1:11:41 is absolutely hysterical.
ADHD andy
he’s absolutely just like me
i was literally crying
I have autism, so I have sensory issues pretty much every day. Sounds like that make react in a very similar way to Jerma, but his reaction was so fucking funny oh my god.
@@SomethingWithZ I read this as ADHD candy and it sounds like something jerma would make
Add 1.5 teaspoons of water
Gets frustrated 30 seconds in add 1/4 cup of water
"WHY WON'T IT COME TOGETHER"
Grabs a packet labelled whoopie pies, covered in illustrations of whoopie pies
"WHY DID YOU GUYS SAY THEY'RE BROWNIES"
why didn't he just do this in his kitchen, everything just goes from bad to worse
That's exactly why he didn't. You should see the state of his house
I mean he pays for the studio space he might as well use it, also he was probably scared about burning his house down.
He had to move twice already.
Guess why.
I feel like this wouldn't be funny if it went well
He doesn't have a kitchen
This actually looks like a found footage tape.
What does this man eat? How did he get to a place where he looks like he's afraid that the egg beater is going to hurt him.
imagine owning a studio and one guy comes up to you with easy bake oven supplies and wants to buy time in the studio
thumbnail makes him look like a caveman looking at you because you interupted him eating an animal carcass
6:44 That’s what I love about our Jerma, even when he says he isn’t gonna do the joke he does it anyway.
What an entertainer he is.
I'd die to get that jerma cuts off his own hand copypasta
58:04 sounds like an airplane taking off
This comment is probably going to go unnoticed, but after watching this stream live it made me realise why I stuck with Jeremy for all these years. He goes above and beyond for his viewers, something which is a rarity these days, and his streams always has that sort of nostalgic feel (for me atleast). All I want to say is, is that this man played a massive part of my childhood and I cannot describe how much he means to me. I'm pretty positive it's the same case for many others.
CHILDHOOD. Damn.
@@Hikarixhikarixhikariyeah I'm 2 years younger than Jerma and the "childhood" shook me
It just hit me that Jerma has been youtubing and streaming for almost 10 years now. I couldn't agree more with the statement that he goes above and beyond for us. I mean yeah the memes and short jokes can be funny sometimes, but I hope people actually realize how he pours his heart and soul into all of this.
Wholesome One Guy ♥️
2:09:29 Disguised alien Jerma argues with edited out second head about how gross earth sugar is circa 2020
It looks like cum
So nice that Jerma finally found an oven to fit in his house
can someone please explain to me why i've never watched any of this mans streams before and yet just watched 3 whole hours of him doing evil things to powder and water
“All pans have some decay on them”
-insane man right before screaming for 30 seconds
I wonder how much it would ease Jerma’s mind to know an easy bake oven is just a strong lightbulb lol
to be fair i think some iteration of it did get recalled due to fire or something
@@tensugarcubes the one that wasn’t a lightbulb burned like a hundred thousand small kids lol
"Im not eating any of this"
59:12
jerma washes his hands with chocolate dough seemingly unaware it can't kill the virus.
As videos on jerma's first channel said, help spread the virus.
“Ovens scare me.” - Jerma985, 2020
He's gone on rants on ovens before, actually. See the Gamer V Portable video, around 4:30
he heard the tale of hansel and gretel and has been scared of being trapped in an oven ever since, as he’s child-sized and would still fit
ovens are pretty scary
He would die having to live in my house. The oven window is hella foggy so you can't see shit but dampened light. Its more of a legally blind simulator than a window at this point. It has taught me what times are good for what temperatures and what meats though. He'll learn to trust.
@@Anzallos Thank you! I remembered that, but I had no idea what video it was in
What a glorious trainwreck! You know how chat was memeing "Get Kim" when Jerma mentioned Adult Supervising and you know what? Yes, he should've. He absolutely should've done that.
early primate developes fine motor skills (colorized) 33:31
Out of all his streams this is the one to make me realize he’s kind of fucking insane
1:11:42 Some of the noises this man can make is mindblowing
This gives the vibe of being tied up and jerma is forcing you to watch him use an easy bake oven
Can't believe chat has dissolved my sense of humor down to laughing my ass off because chocolate looks like poop
_one of us, one of us_
Best train wreck of 2020
Is this the Streamer that burned his house down with an easy bake oven? ON STREAM?
I remember a couple days before this stream he was talking about the oven and admitted to being afraid of all ovens
1:00:01 This fills me with so much joy
hes been more unhinged before but this one just really shows it wtf
GOD I remember when I got an Easy Bake Oven as a kid during Christmas, we made all the foods in one sitting, ate them all, and then never used it again.
Best Christmas ever.
I love how he is like "guys i need you to know this is not sponsored by [product]!" as if we would think its sponsored when he just yells "[product] is fucking disgusting i HATE it"
The beautiful thing about watching jerma is that the longer you watch, the more confused you get as to how much of this is acting.
1:11:40 stream highlight
Jerma getting softlocked while making easy bake oven brownies is still one of the funniest things
I never knew an easy bake oven could generate such sheer panic and distress
I really liked the "jerma plays team fortress 2" microphone. That was a hit of nostalgia for sure.
This stream was actually mandated by his doctor to help overcome his crippling oven fear
id probably start crying if i asked my dad to help me cook with my ez bake and he did this kinda shit with it
1:35:49 watching jerma struggle forgetting the purpose of flour is both hilarious and sad lol
why tf didn't he use the whole pack?
imagine preparing a whole stream like this and then losing your mic
Cafe Italiano’s kitchen moments before burning down
Jerma has to be the most creative person on Twitch.
Jerma smearing cookie dough on his hands like it was some kind of hand lotion never cease to make me smile
Perfect thumbnail choice
He put in enough thought into this stream to get studio time, but not enough to buy ramekins and get extra utensils
This was my first exposure to Jerma and it felt like a fever dream
I haven't laughed as hard as I did last night in a very long time. From Jerma fucking up all the recipes to chat being absolutely insane to all the fucked up edits people were making of his face. This was an absolute blast of a stream
What a hectic stream this was
Dry Rub dealer 16:34
as someone who went through culinary school, 1:26:30 is every day of your life
Cooking with the scout [SFM]
I genuinely have no idea if Jerma is putting on a bit or if he really is concerned that a package of powdered food could make you sick if eaten uncooked, but safe after being lightly toasted for 10 minutes. This is the most neurotic I think I've ever seen Jerma and it explains a lot.
I feel like for jerma this isn’t even a kids toy just normal sized oven
"I'm not eating any of this"
*_starts plowing down that chocolate thing around _**_2:07:00_*
"I still taste the marinara sauce" -Jerma 3 years from now.
It’s been three years
He in fact can still can taste the marinara.
"If you want something yummy, put a happy cake in your tummy" Sea Lab 2021
Oh, poop
"they're gonna hunt me for sport" Jerma985
I think Jeremy's legit going insane.
I had "Creative Exercise - Mario Paint" playing on loop in another tab for atmosphere. Would recommend.
Local streamer has mental breakdown over children’s toy (at the beach).
*at the beach*
This is like when your up at 3 or 4 am watching someone trying to sell stuff on TV
The best kind of catastrophe
Local totally normal sized human being creates cooking show and everything goes perfectly normal
more like difficult bake oven
Either I've been watching this for too long, or Jerma is secretly an avant-garde performance artist.
Idk how secret it is anymore, but we love our little 4'9 loogamee modern John Cage
1:11:38 pan screech
he turned into paul bearer
Poor thing
aaaaAAAAAAaaAAAAAAAAaaAaaaaaa
What a baby, lol Jerma come on.
I literally could not believe how loud that was through my speakers even on a very low volume. I thought he was having some kind of medical condition haha
This was the most frustrating thing Ive ever watched. I love it
Nevada based booger eater takes break from eating boogers
To eat poo poo
1:37:25 when you run out of toilet paper because of coronavirus hoarders
30:21
*There’s only ONE way out of this*