Jerma Streams - The Closing Shift

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024

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  • @JermaStreamArchive
    @JermaStreamArchive  2 года назад +231

    This video is part of a larger stream that goes
    1. Elden Ring (Part 16) ruclips.net/video/ho7JT-2iyjc/видео.html
    2. The Closing Shift
    3. Vampire Survivors (Part 2) ruclips.net/video/rhr1TAJlmB0/видео.html
    1:14 The Closing Shift
    1:24:52 Brb Ends

  • @catacademia
    @catacademia 2 года назад +1702

    “ok i’ll make you a fucking steak dinner and like 8 drinks” really captures the frustration of working at a coffee shop

    • @Wilbyheh
      @Wilbyheh Год назад +24

      1:26:47

    • @mineapple6726
      @mineapple6726 Год назад +36

      I mean tbh the drive thru guy only ordered like 2 pastries and 2 drinks, which isn’t even that much compared to what some people order 😂

    • @shelby5809
      @shelby5809 Год назад +5

      i'm just a coffee shop

    • @MrKylePopovich
      @MrKylePopovich 6 месяцев назад +2

      he said "an entire steak dinner" hahaha where did you hear the swearing?

    • @embodimentofgreatness5514
      @embodimentofgreatness5514 17 дней назад

      this why you can’t get the name right?

  • @bryanhilton7153
    @bryanhilton7153 2 года назад +3003

    Imagine hiring a guy who swears he knows what he is doing when it comes to coffee, only to have him pick up and put down cups and utensils repeatedly, run around the store checking behind the computer, and then proceed to trash several pitchers, a full carton of milk, and the customers unlabeled drinks.

  • @Epichalestorm
    @Epichalestorm 2 года назад +787

    Jerma's excitement at getting to drop that cinderblock after having spent the whole stream going on about what objects he'd throw at the attacker's head every time he got scared was really good

  • @kylano525
    @kylano525 2 года назад +1303

    I love how jerma actually has the best survival instincts of anyone i've seen play the game. everyone just ran out the back door the first chance they got, but he IMMEDIATELY went "no why would you do that, that's a terrible idea"

    • @b__c7538
      @b__c7538 2 года назад

      He knows because of his experience as a serial killer

    • @justinl4412
      @justinl4412 2 года назад

      Jermas a monster, he knows he'd camp the back door if he was the killer

    • @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb
      @LegalizeTheNuclearBomb 2 года назад

      And wanting to get to the roof and throw a brick on his head before knowing that the option was even there. I suppose being a psychopath has it's perks.

    • @ryanwalsh5019
      @ryanwalsh5019 Год назад +274

      He understands how serial killers behave

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry Год назад +84

      He knows how stalkers/k!llers think and work.

  • @cybershrek9707
    @cybershrek9707 Год назад +523

    I love how he gets super freaked out by seeing a woman with a stroller but doesn’t even care when he finds out the stalker lives in the store

  • @rarecromALT
    @rarecromALT 2 года назад +2390

    I’m dead, when he’s scared he starts clearing corners like CS:GO

    • @Burns11112
      @Burns11112 2 года назад +95

      Tf2*

    • @fartsimulator-of9li
      @fartsimulator-of9li 2 года назад +14

      @@Burns11112 huh

    • @Burns11112
      @Burns11112 2 года назад +234

      @@fartsimulator-of9li the jerm squirm was a well known technique of clearing corners in tf2 coined by the almighty Jeremy Elbertson in his professional Team Fortress 2 days.

    • @whynotll83
      @whynotll83 2 года назад +19

      got a timestamp?

    • @토니-u2l
      @토니-u2l 2 года назад +4

      ​@@Burns11112 csgo*

  • @maxresdefault3850
    @maxresdefault3850 2 года назад +2258

    watching jerma playing a game i don't know about is the best. it's like watching a adult swim sketch.

    • @alphalax7747
      @alphalax7747 2 года назад +12

      What

    • @troglodytee
      @troglodytee 2 года назад +86

      this makes perfect sense

    • @Carcosahead
      @Carcosahead 2 года назад +47

      This comment hit the nail on why I love Jerma streams

    • @DragonTamer31K
      @DragonTamer31K 2 года назад +21

      Jerma looks like the kind of fella who walks a cat on a leash

    • @AwareWokege
      @AwareWokege 2 года назад +10

      @@DragonTamer31K nah he's the kind of guy who walks a dog without a leash

  • @jennaberry2
    @jennaberry2 2 года назад +1085

    When he repeatedly makes the caramel macchiato without putting the milk in.... At least he's pretty

    • @chokers
      @chokers 2 года назад +58

      u are so right

    • @hustlerbojenkins2543
      @hustlerbojenkins2543 2 года назад +31

      Goddamn right

    • @nachgeben
      @nachgeben 2 года назад

      what the fuck is a caramel macchiato, like who the fuck has time to even give a shit about this shit irl

    • @MoonchildDontCry
      @MoonchildDontCry Год назад +106

      He is so lucky he is entertaining and handsome.

    • @jonah1561
      @jonah1561 Год назад +29

      he’s just like me fr💗

  • @leliel.online
    @leliel.online 2 года назад +1569

    It is actually insane how much this feels like working at starbucks. Even the customer interactions are pretty spot on.

    • @adamfriebele8171
      @adamfriebele8171 2 года назад +49

      Do people often give you bracelets at work?

    • @haniffaris8917
      @haniffaris8917 2 года назад +170

      Do you often drop cinder block on people?

    • @chiseledhead5297
      @chiseledhead5297 2 года назад

      Does your manager jumpscare you when you try to go take a piss?

    • @irljellywyrm
      @irljellywyrm 2 года назад +110

      @@haniffaris8917 im sure even if they dont they definitely want to

    • @scarlett-moriko1543
      @scarlett-moriko1543 2 года назад

      @@haniffaris8917 if it was a stalker then fuck yeah

  • @shizamikaze
    @shizamikaze 2 года назад +901

    it killed me when he was so stressed that he counted the items irl instead of in game.
    Jerma would feel way more comfortable in that store if it had a *MEATGRIDER*

    • @broglee9110
      @broglee9110 6 месяцев назад +8

      MEATGRIDER 🔥🔥

  • @HeadLeg
    @HeadLeg 2 года назад +886

    I worked in a small coffee shop next to a hospital for about two months during the summer. 40 hours a week in a 40-square-foot box sitting in front of the urgent care. It was stressful but amazing. So many sweet people. I still remember the regular's orders too. The best part was working alone. I didn't have to fight over which drinks were with which person, no bumping into each other. Plus, 20 bucks a day in cash tips. It was a nice summer.

    • @jant3566
      @jant3566 2 года назад +242

      It’s a good thing you didn’t run into jerma, he could’ve forced you to tell him what milk you like best, and punish you if you answered incorrectly

    • @eater_of_garbage_
      @eater_of_garbage_ 2 года назад +26

      20 dollars a day???

    • @tracker9094
      @tracker9094 2 года назад +3

      Pretty good for tips

    • @spitgorge2021
      @spitgorge2021 2 года назад +2

      ​@@eater_of_garbage_ tips are where most of the income is from in customer service

    • @eater_of_garbage_
      @eater_of_garbage_ 2 года назад +79

      @@spitgorge2021 Americans when they realise most workers get paid a living wage without needing to perform extra duties 💀

  • @Carcosahead
    @Carcosahead 2 года назад +646

    The scariest part is that this game really captures the feeling of working in a coffee shop/Starbucks wtf

    • @humanure0
      @humanure0 2 года назад +50

      that’s what it’s like? oh god that is awful

    • @JamesonX
      @JamesonX Год назад

      dumbass

    • @lioedevon4275
      @lioedevon4275 11 месяцев назад

      im a year late but yeah pretty much. It just needs the people being bitchy and yelling at you because their coffee wasnt ristretto (it was ristretto and Im still salty I had to remake the drink twice)@@humanure0

  • @berkeleyisonline160
    @berkeleyisonline160 2 года назад +1331

    I've read a lot about feminism and women's rights in japan, and stalking is unfortunately not taken very seriously by police especially for female victims. I think this game is a commentary on that in some way

    • @Carcosahead
      @Carcosahead 2 года назад +311

      Sadly most complains made by woman are not taken very seriously irl

    • @berkeleyisonline160
      @berkeleyisonline160 2 года назад +20

      @@Carcosahead tru tru

    • @47ejecting2
      @47ejecting2 2 года назад +3

      @@maskettaman1488 ¿Bane?

    • @hmm2059
      @hmm2059 2 года назад +1

      @@maskettaman1488 no bitches?

    • @hmm2059
      @hmm2059 2 года назад +1

      @@maskettaman1488 no bitches?

  • @sadie6792
    @sadie6792 2 года назад +645

    I love jerma stream archive because every time I watch jerma streams I fall asleep while watching and now I can go back and watch the parts I didn’t see

    • @sadplatinum7552
      @sadplatinum7552 2 года назад +164

      its all fun and games until you start having jerma dreams. some nights i thrash and wake up in a cold sweat because of horrifyingly vivid dreams of being thrown in a meat grinder

    • @tomp658
      @tomp658 2 года назад +23

      Agreed. Tbh I miss most of them since he streams like from midnight to 5-6 am my time usually, sometimes I'm lucky and I manage to catch the last hour or so of the stream but eh

    • @m0th104
      @m0th104 2 года назад +4

      sameee

    • @MALware7170
      @MALware7170 2 года назад +20

      jerma drugged you during his streams

    • @reine_higashikata
      @reine_higashikata 2 года назад +6

      Yeah I’m so glad this channel exists bc my internet is so bad I can’t even play streams live so I have to watch all of them later

  • @lednord741
    @lednord741 2 года назад +401

    It's great how he'd keep inventoring the steamed milk instead of putting it in the cup

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 года назад +4

      +2

    • @DoodleZoo
      @DoodleZoo 2 года назад +4

      + 4

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 года назад +2

      @D_ans +2

    • @18754KRS
      @18754KRS 2 года назад +1

      @D_ans 🙇🏻‍♀️

  • @ItRhymesWith
    @ItRhymesWith Год назад +89

    I appreciate how his instinctive reaction to the power going out is to try to leave. Classic food-service employee mood. "Guess we're closed. Not my problem."

  • @FrESHBOn
    @FrESHBOn 2 года назад +424

    Imagine working at a cafe and two demons walk in ordering lattes lmao

    • @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
      @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow 2 года назад +32

      Me to da demons: 😈

    • @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
      @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow 2 года назад +24

      I'm da boogeyman 🥪

    • @FrESHBOn
      @FrESHBOn 2 года назад +14

      @@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow THE BOOGEYMAN😨😨😨😰

    • @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
      @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow 2 года назад +23

      @@FrESHBOn FACT: Did you know I played the trumpet in 3rd grade band✔️ they called me brass fingers Mcgee when Dooley tried to fight me n I kept toot toot tooting along and I said, "Dooley P Pooter don't you dare lay a finger on me boy!" And then he said a😨 and I won 🏆

    • @FrESHBOn
      @FrESHBOn 2 года назад +19

      @@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow slay❗👏👏👏👏

  • @ginxio1945
    @ginxio1945 Год назад +144

    This is the first time ive ever seen a costumer LEAVE BEFORE THE ORDER IS DONE. LMAO😭😭💀

    • @broccoliboi7697
      @broccoliboi7697 Год назад +20

      I thought the same thing but im pretty sure Jerma labeled it without the cup being on the counter so the guy took it anyway

    • @Sacra898
      @Sacra898 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@broccoliboi7697 yeah youre right

  • @mestronghandle
    @mestronghandle 2 года назад +398

    I was just thinking about this stream this morning,specifically when Jerma grabbed that scanner gun and when prompted to count the stock ,he proceeded to count them out loud assuming he’d have to go enter in the answer somewhere.

    • @gforce07
      @gforce07 2 года назад +15

      I laughed so hard omg 🤣

    • @ConnieTheo
      @ConnieTheo 10 месяцев назад +5

      I mean the whole sequence was kind of confusing to me. Like, you discovered that someone has be living in the back of your store but isn't currently there and instead of going home and calling the police, you trash the pastries and scan the sandwiches? Why? Why do you need to do that?

  • @turtletown456
    @turtletown456 2 года назад +301

    I love this game so much. the commentary of being a young woman working a store and how the VHS filter and everything make you believe there is something supernatural at play, when the reality is that the VHS filter beautifully amplifies the fact that the terror of being stalked and creeped on and threatened is incredibly real for young women, especially in Japan.

    • @mlokgerm
      @mlokgerm Год назад +61

      Yes!! I don’t understand all the people saying it’s not scary when this is the reality of so many women. Makes me feel a bit sick.

    • @Bruh-ob9mi
      @Bruh-ob9mi Год назад

      @@mlokgerm the reality is that most people don’t care about womens’ issues. Unfortunate, but true.

  • @Raahahaha
    @Raahahaha 2 года назад +892

    For those wondering, "Nihongo jozu" is a phenomenon in Japan where Japanese people will say "Your Japanese is so good!" once they know a person isn't a native Japanese. Even if you have lived there for years and years, they'll still tell you that your Japanese is amazing as if you just picked it up yesterday.

    • @S728-u9x
      @S728-u9x 2 года назад +105

      isnt that something anybody would do if they discovered someone wasnt a native speaker of the language they were talking fluently?

    • @MsTokyoflower
      @MsTokyoflower 2 года назад +288

      @@S728-u9x well, the person actually doesn't have to be good at Japanese to be told this. They may only say "hi my name is..." and they will get a "wow! Your Japanese is so good!"

    • @S728-u9x
      @S728-u9x 2 года назад +39

      @@MsTokyoflower gotcha

    • @yiff
      @yiff 2 года назад +54

      I should write this down so if I ever head to Japan and completely butcher it and hear that in response, I'll know for certain that they're pulling my leg

    • @cdogthehedgehog6923
      @cdogthehedgehog6923 2 года назад +109

      @@yiff Its a go to compliment that is rarely ment maliciously.

  • @berkeleyisonline160
    @berkeleyisonline160 2 года назад +2443

    my basic consensus of this game is that it's just Woman Simulator

    • @Carcosahead
      @Carcosahead 2 года назад +54

      One could assume you’re not a woman

    • @GoddessRubyJade
      @GoddessRubyJade 2 года назад +692

      No but literally, especially the “gimme your number or I’ll throw a tantrum” part 🤦🏽‍♀️😩

    • @berkeleyisonline160
      @berkeleyisonline160 2 года назад +248

      @@Carcosahead ?? im woman

    • @rex198
      @rex198 2 года назад +337

      @@Carcosahead one could assume you're not a woman

    • @GregLemons
      @GregLemons 2 года назад +63

      @@rex198 One could assume you’re not a woman

  • @bungo6000
    @bungo6000 2 года назад +696

    The scariest part of the game is working in customer service

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +77

      The real lose scenario is if the stalker decides to kill you after your shift ends and not during, meaning you worked a day of work for nothing

    • @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow
      @IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow 2 года назад +5

      @@JacobKinsley is that old jakie bear from highschool!! Ohhh you were quite the nookie dumpster danny back den!! Woah woah woah Grab mittens who have to spit blizzardous
      Actually flick cigarette ash at big liquor
      Harassment, ate nickels of hash, delay quick, and then
      Dash to Saint Nicholas pad to taste venison
      Still in the business of smacking up little rappers with
      Raquets you play tennis with, hated for bank lifting and
      Spraying that hotter wind in the shade of his maimed innocence

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +5

      @@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow yeah

    • @LSClubhouse
      @LSClubhouse 2 года назад +3

      @@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow golf wang

    • @averagegenzguy2751
      @averagegenzguy2751 Год назад

      @@IHateSmilingFriendsTheTVShow ...?

  • @stratifacations8377
    @stratifacations8377 8 месяцев назад +36

    1:10:03 it's funny how you can tell Jerma has his headphones in backwards because it seems like he starts looking around for the sound in completely unrelated places, but if you put YOUR headphones in backwards it seems like hes following the sound exactly

    • @margauxcy
      @margauxcy 2 месяца назад

      Was he even wearing both of his headphones? Usually he doesn't

  • @BobTheBuilder294
    @BobTheBuilder294 2 года назад +192

    I was exercising while watching this and when that lady with the baby came in out of nowhere i nearly dropped some weights on my face laughing

    • @xilo6830
      @xilo6830 2 года назад +7

      I have questions...

    • @livelaughlove0209
      @livelaughlove0209 2 года назад +23

      @@xilo6830 yeah, like how is your tv/computer/or phone positioned so that you can lift weights horizontally? Is it on the ceiling? Or on a table and they strain their neck to watch Jerma?

    • @BobTheBuilder294
      @BobTheBuilder294 2 года назад +34

      @@livelaughlove0209 i lift weights at home and i watch youtube on my tv. I was laying on my back doing dumbell bench press. I like to multitask when watching someones stream.

    • @girlbawllz
      @girlbawllz Год назад

      @@livelaughlove0209 when you watch videos do you have your eyes glued to the screen unblinking the entire time

    • @MyNameHere101
      @MyNameHere101 8 месяцев назад +2

      I read this too fast and thought it said that you dropped your baby on your face.

  • @notquinlynnie7705
    @notquinlynnie7705 2 года назад +109

    Hey Jim the new guy throws away 3 lids and two empty cups for every coffee he makes

  • @dylanchilders
    @dylanchilders Год назад +57

    Watchin Jerma forget what he’s doing every 20 seconds is driving me fucking insane. He’ll pick up a cup and then walk back and forth for half a minute trying to remember what he was doing

  • @Pickle-jarr
    @Pickle-jarr 2 года назад +573

    This was stressful to watch live and made me realize I have a phobia of being stalked and home invasion. I’m glad chat was there to keep me company

    • @hcim1809
      @hcim1809 2 года назад

      buy a gun

    • @Dom9606
      @Dom9606 2 года назад +282

      is it even a phobia at that point? that's a perfectly legitimate fear

    • @WDWatameVirus
      @WDWatameVirus 2 года назад +60

      That is a kind of normal feeling but there are indeed phobias to both things, and they boost the fear you feel for the situations

    • @DwarfElvishDiplomacy
      @DwarfElvishDiplomacy 2 года назад +101

      Im glad you corected the typo before sending, saw it over your shoulder but didnt wanted to make myself known, best regards

    • @WastePlace
      @WastePlace 2 года назад +50

      @@WDWatameVirus well phobias are supposed to be irrational fears, if someone has a phobia about a rational fear does that mean they just are more afraid of it than the average person?

  • @soup1594
    @soup1594 2 года назад +210

    I love that she stops to close the store down after finding out there's somebody living in the store like she is a girl boss

  • @wiredmaus_2
    @wiredmaus_2 Год назад +58

    He has that like greek god look but he is also insane

    • @liminalgamer935
      @liminalgamer935 Год назад +24

      Find me one sane Greek God

    • @Kat-PM
      @Kat-PM 9 месяцев назад +5

      dennis reynolds core

  • @fishyishie
    @fishyishie 2 года назад +178

    jerma experiences the horrors of being a food service worker

  • @anonbobanon7320
    @anonbobanon7320 2 года назад +131

    lady jumpscare: 55:03
    shirtless dancing man: 1:35:19

  • @Kramerica962
    @Kramerica962 2 года назад +247

    *Noise starts up*
    WHAT IS GOING ON?!?!
    *Jerma runs and looks everywhere but the direction the noise is coming from*
    Watching people play games makes me want to grab the computer screen and shake it.

    • @buannii
      @buannii 2 года назад +9

      and he looked at the damn ice machine

    • @pools9160
      @pools9160 2 года назад +22

      he does this all the time the steamed milk issue was STRESSING ME OUT

    • @solahifuefos9301
      @solahifuefos9301 10 месяцев назад +3

      he has to have his earphones the wrong way around or something right

  • @vespertilio-ver
    @vespertilio-ver 2 года назад +336

    My favourite part was the 5 minute confessional rant where Jerma talks about wanting to punch a woman with a pram in the face 55:40

    • @awsomewolfman124
      @awsomewolfman124 2 года назад +18

      With a what now? Speak American.

    • @sniceverything4944
      @sniceverything4944 2 года назад +186

      @@awsomewolfman124 This Bloke O’er saying that the man on the tele wanted to belt the bird with the wee lad right in er kisser. Your a few sandwiches short of a picnic mate

    • @reminiscentiaoff4669
      @reminiscentiaoff4669 2 года назад +20

      @@awsomewolfman124 Here a buggy/stroller is called a pram. It's a funny word but it is like this haha.

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 2 года назад +26

      @@sniceverything4944 my favourite comment so far

    • @TheeEnglishLesbian
      @TheeEnglishLesbian 2 года назад

      @@awsomewolfman124 average intelligence of an american

  • @smasanomas
    @smasanomas 2 года назад +169

    1:09:20
    fight or flight response activating

  • @Wewin42
    @Wewin42 2 года назад +82

    1:39:43 least stressful customer service situation

  • @johnthomason9980
    @johnthomason9980 2 года назад +53

    It's amazing watching Jerma discover and rediscover multiple times that he needs to get the labels and put them on individual items in order to sell them

  • @flameyboy4184
    @flameyboy4184 2 года назад +90

    Jerma takes out trash the same way SpongeBob does

  • @sansisntness
    @sansisntness Год назад +24

    jerma thinking the trash bags were a giant centipede at first glance is the funniest thing ive seen today

    • @broglee9110
      @broglee9110 6 месяцев назад

      haha yeah. I totally didn't jump at that part, what an idiot

  • @WDWatameVirus
    @WDWatameVirus 2 года назад +281

    This game is really cool, glad to see Jerma gave it a try
    While I can say the games from this studio (Chilla's Art) sometimes are pretty similar to each other, they are pretty well made and they can give you an actual scare (kinda like Puppet Combo but PC only exploits the loud noises to make you scared), still most of them are cool especially the story they tell

    • @maskettaman1488
      @maskettaman1488 2 года назад +5

      So is this game just different from all of the rest? This was a poorly made game that had no story or atmosphere and certainly wasn't scary lol

    • @habama1077
      @habama1077 2 года назад +40

      @@maskettaman1488 As weird it feels to express this, I kinda have to agree. Does the first customer need to tell the player how unsettling the place is? twice in the same conversation? ,,Show don't tell" is such a simple rule of thumb in writing, yet it's missed by so many.
      I don't hate this game, but there is definitely room for improvement in both gameplay and story.

    • @Ethman16
      @Ethman16 2 года назад +24

      Puppet combo is so overrated, just loud as fuck for the sake of it

    • @WDWatameVirus
      @WDWatameVirus 2 года назад +3

      @@Ethman16 Yeah, Puppet Combo sucks ass lol

    • @GamerSisters
      @GamerSisters 2 года назад +46

      @@habama1077 I'm pretty sure this is more of a language barrier thing, while they aren't necessairily translated badly, you can definitely tell that they struggled with the tone of some things from japanese into english.

  • @AngryShooter
    @AngryShooter 2 года назад +98

    The last jumpscare would have been way scarier if it was ingame and not a cutscene. Anyway, the atmosphere of this game is very well done, the animation with the skipped frames works really well to make this feel very unsettling and nightmarish.

  • @bucket399
    @bucket399 2 года назад +41

    I started dying at "Count products...
    1, 2, 3, 4, 5-"

  • @spacedog12345
    @spacedog12345 2 года назад +349

    The Closing Shift? That would imply that Jerma has a real job!

    • @cactuss33ds
      @cactuss33ds 2 года назад +17

      wa-HA! wa-HA! wa-HA!

    • @nickhobbs1436
      @nickhobbs1436 2 года назад +7

      Self employment is still employment lol

    • @SergeantKillGore
      @SergeantKillGore 2 года назад +77

      One look at his criminal record would disqualify him from any form of employment anyways

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +51

      Don't tell him that, you know he gets insecure. He keeps clinging to that one time he was a substitute teacher, even though it was a 4 hour shift and he only did it once

    • @Spaceman68ok
      @Spaceman68ok 2 года назад +9

      I read this comment in British accent

  • @homeslice808
    @homeslice808 2 года назад +131

    55:09 I thought this was so funny until I imitated the "Jerma scared hand" and slapped myself.... He's just like me

    • @PizzboyGetsPizzas
      @PizzboyGetsPizzas 2 года назад +14

      This scene made my heart jump. That came out of nowhere.

    • @pappi8338
      @pappi8338 2 года назад +6

      That one pissed me off! Such a cheap jumpscare haha

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 2 года назад

      you're so quirky & random lol!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @FoxTashikata
    @FoxTashikata 2 года назад +114

    I imagine that the McDonald's person asks jerma "how much shit are you ordering?"

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 2 года назад +22

      Apparently 5 burgers and a 10-piece chicken nugget

    • @DoodleZoo
      @DoodleZoo 2 года назад +19

      @@flameyboy4184 the Big Mac and nuggets are only if he’s feeling frosty and the nugs are for the party

    • @Abigail_Monteith
      @Abigail_Monteith Год назад +5

      2 mcchickens, and 2 MORE mcchickens

  • @Gopslav
    @Gopslav 2 года назад +66

    Why are are these games always so shiny

    • @vamborool
      @vamborool 2 года назад +12

      look like a home depot inside

    • @VandergriftMoefies
      @VandergriftMoefies 2 года назад +41

      Because they overuse stuff like Ray Tracing or screen space reflections to make it look more ''realistic'', but the result looks like everything is made out of metal and glass. But the VSH filter really sells the right look for a game like this

    • @Carcosahead
      @Carcosahead 2 года назад +1

      They sell you *G R A P H I C S*

    • @anyalaASMR
      @anyalaASMR 2 года назад +8

      *LUBIFIED*

  • @italicizedhunger4450
    @italicizedhunger4450 2 года назад +32

    Every single time he said the word coffee I patiently awaited it to be followed by "cheetos, chicken"

  • @VandergriftMoefies
    @VandergriftMoefies 2 года назад +140

    I was like ''NOOO'' when he turned off the VHS filter, But thank god that he left on the VHS filter, because without it just looks like a game created in like Unreal or something. The VHS filter really sells the aesthetic and fall apart without it.

    • @bottlebeard
      @bottlebeard 2 года назад +6

      With that being said, why are you even allowed to turn it off?

    • @HugeCockAndBalls
      @HugeCockAndBalls 2 года назад

      Wrong

    • @endig4501
      @endig4501 2 года назад +35

      @@bottlebeard Probably accessibility. I think some people get headaches or nausea from it.

    • @bottlebeard
      @bottlebeard 2 года назад +5

      @@endig4501 Good point

    • @kaizokuAUTO
      @kaizokuAUTO Год назад +12

      All of these VHS horror games look hideous without the filter because most of the assets are extremely poorly made

  • @vavedern8860
    @vavedern8860 2 года назад +54

    It's scary how realistic this game is

  • @heiswatching
    @heiswatching 2 года назад +167

    One of the most frustrating games to watch people try to figure out in the beginning

  • @AllTheOthers
    @AllTheOthers 2 года назад +41

    whoa chilla's art getting some crazy love lately. Really glad to see this.

  • @kat8275
    @kat8275 2 года назад +61

    watching jerma mess up the caramel macchiato is giving me an aneurism

  • @Faith_L3S5-ZERO
    @Faith_L3S5-ZERO 2 года назад +32

    legit enjoyed the cafe gameplay
    dev should release that cafe game separately and polish it some more, would literally buy it

  • @soupysoup9340
    @soupysoup9340 2 года назад +88

    Oh...I didn't actually know the customers could leave if you took too long. I've never seen that happen. I really thought it was just a kind of relaxing drink sim to contrast the horror elements lmao oh boy

    • @mathematicalmodelz
      @mathematicalmodelz 2 года назад +29

      i thought so too, at first, and maybe there is a time limit, but when rewatching it seems that jerma has finished the order, put the lid and the sticker, and then clicked on it, which made it automatically dissapear like the customer took it, completing the ordering. Or, time limits exist, ig

  • @bro-tj6gt
    @bro-tj6gt 2 года назад +38

    the lady coming out of nowhere triggered my fight or flight response

    • @satanprobably
      @satanprobably 2 года назад +7

      fight only, violence is the question and the answer is always yes

  • @maskettaman1488
    @maskettaman1488 2 года назад +41

    I can't express how grateful I am for the effort you guys put in to this channel. Thank you for everything

  • @Soderberget
    @Soderberget 2 года назад +46

    If u went outside backdoor exit instead of throwing brick, u would hear monkey noises when the stalker attacked 😂

  • @misterbumblestein5625
    @misterbumblestein5625 2 года назад +50

    I will never understand his mouse sensitivity choices, he always has it so low that you can tell he has to drag his mouse like three times to turn like 90 degrees.
    I mean more power to him and all but I don't get it

    • @CastleBannisher
      @CastleBannisher 2 года назад +24

      I'm guessing it's from his TF2 days. All my friends who mostly play CS:GO and other multiplayer FPS games on PC have super low mouse sensitivity to the point I almost can't stand to even google something on their computers. Helps with target selection and maintaining aim in those kinds of games, but is definitely not necessary for most singleplayer games.

  • @raku8391
    @raku8391 2 года назад +34

    1:17:00 i like to think this is how jerma acts every time he has to leave his house after 5 pm

  • @fungi8458
    @fungi8458 Год назад +16

    I rewatch this stream every couple of months. Idk why its just comforting watching this mad man making coffee.

  • @HyperfixatationInc
    @HyperfixatationInc 6 месяцев назад +4

    Customers just saying the scariest shit then leaving is so accurate. I work 3rd at a gas station and every night at least 4 people will say "I sure hope you dont get robbed" or "I'd get so scared if i was all alone like this, no one would know if you got murdered"
    Like HUH?? Why would you say that to me??

  • @jacksavere6988
    @jacksavere6988 2 года назад +117

    Damn that ending was actually really dissatisfying but the rest of the game was veryyyy creepy

  • @LootandScoot
    @LootandScoot 2 года назад +20

    the horror stories I have from working at Starbucks for 2 years are immense I wasn't even taught how to do my job and make coffee for almost a year into it

  • @TrouserSnivy
    @TrouserSnivy 2 года назад +18

    I was really hoping that a cinder block would fall from the little ladder space in the apartment at the end

  • @mikeysense2200
    @mikeysense2200 2 года назад +30

    1:35:28 I’m Han Solo, I’m Han Solo

  • @uggy9719
    @uggy9719 2 года назад +20

    I worked at a cafe for like half a month, it was exactly like this

  • @maxwellsmith9988
    @maxwellsmith9988 Год назад +10

    50:00 I've never had the displeasure of working directly with customers, but I've heard stories from friends and the servers at the restaurant I work at. The worst experience I've heard of by far is from a friend in high school who worked at a McDonald's in south Tucson(really ghetto) who routinely had to deal with (among other things) naked homeless people who would sometimes threaten to kill her.

  • @peony4175
    @peony4175 Год назад +15

    Jerma: sees woman with a stroller
    Also Jerma: "I'm ready to punch their face"

  • @troglodytee
    @troglodytee 2 года назад +64

    i really love how this man is collectively sleep aide, myself included

  • @Twitch380
    @Twitch380 2 года назад +34

    the lube on everything in this game kinda takes away from it lol

  • @koneko1256
    @koneko1256 Год назад +13

    I think whoever made this game def maybe had some sbux experience, only because usually ppl think a "Salted caramel mocha" is salt, caramel, and mocha. But in reality it's just mocha and toffee nut. And in the game their salted caramel mocha was made with chocolate and hazelnut (close to toffee nut). Kinda cool maybe?

  • @JacobKinsley
    @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +91

    This game with cook serve delicious mechanics would be so fun. Like ignoring the horror aspect imagine actually dashing between machines trying to fulfill orders like cooking simulator type gameplay, balancing drinks on trays, calculating totals, heating up sandwiches, god I'm so mad that game doesn't exist I want to play it right now

    • @pissfi
      @pissfi 2 года назад +2

      Happy's Humble Burger Farm kinda has it but not that in-depth

    • @chief_mourner
      @chief_mourner 2 года назад +33

      Get a real job

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +70

      @@chief_mourner I literally wrote that comment when I got home after a 9-5

    • @Masseffectawesome
      @Masseffectawesome 2 года назад +39

      @@JacobKinsley why tf do you want to do fake work after work lol

    • @spiralvex2686
      @spiralvex2686 2 года назад +39

      @AnthonyFutano ask the people who play truck simulators or viscera cleanup

  • @rades994
    @rades994 2 года назад +30

    Two milks please

  • @dumpc
    @dumpc 2 года назад +29

    This is so fucking stressful to watch

  • @thiccboss8398
    @thiccboss8398 2 года назад +41

    55:09 - He did the hand thing.
    Also that was horrifying.

  • @armandoguerra7658
    @armandoguerra7658 2 года назад +28

    No need to nihongo jozu me

    • @berkeleyisonline160
      @berkeleyisonline160 2 года назад +15

      chat did NOT get that joke when it came up but it's so funny

  • @GoddessRubyJade
    @GoddessRubyJade 2 года назад +46

    Me: too scared to watch anyone play this game
    Jerma: plays game
    Me: I must watch this

  • @notsandwich2322
    @notsandwich2322 2 года назад +53

    You know you're playing a horror game so you're on edge from the get go but then it turns out the horror all along was just that a billionaire streamer has to mingle and interact with quote 'normal' people

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 2 года назад +9

      u don't have to say quote if you're literally typing the quotes lmao

  • @Cynnabuns
    @Cynnabuns Год назад +8

    "I need a label for each food item!?" Has this man ever been to a starbucks...? I know he's been to damn dunkins lol

  • @skipws
    @skipws 2 года назад +16

    Wait I'm high and came from a clip of jerma cleaning in a coffee shop bc it reminded me of when I worked at Starbucks and thought this was gonna be like a cute sim story game, is this a horror game

    • @skipws
      @skipws 2 года назад +3

      Nvm it wasn't too bad

    • @adamfriebele8171
      @adamfriebele8171 2 года назад +5

      @@skipws what in the hell

  • @BexTheBoo388
    @BexTheBoo388 2 года назад +45

    Not looking forward to watching him try to figure out the mechanics
    Update: of course he skips the tutorial 😭

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 2 года назад +12

      In his defense, the game does feel unresponsive. How are you supposed to keep track of what you put in the cup if it does not even get filled with anything?

    • @bottlebeard
      @bottlebeard 2 года назад +10

      @@JoNarDLoLz It's called working memory

    • @JoNarDLoLz
      @JoNarDLoLz 2 года назад +6

      @@bottlebeardThat's not even fair. It's hard to keep track of things when the game lacks the feedback of the actions you did.

    • @bottlebeard
      @bottlebeard 2 года назад +2

      @@JoNarDLoLz Fine, inductive reasoning + working memory* then

    • @Raven-yl7ql
      @Raven-yl7ql 2 года назад +15

      @@bottlebeard Ah yes, this cup of nothing sure looks different than that cup of nothing!

  • @stonypony69
    @stonypony69 10 месяцев назад +3

    i love that when the lights shut off he immediatley started making a coffee

  • @hypnotoad311
    @hypnotoad311 Год назад +34

    Apparently ordering two drinks and two food items at a coffee drive thru is the equivalent of ordering a “Thanksgiving dinner.”
    Good to know

  • @MAN1CXD
    @MAN1CXD 2 года назад +20

    Tbh I was expecting a completely different reaction to the shirtless dancing man

  • @treefingers6572
    @treefingers6572 Год назад +5

    SOMETHING HEAVY
    BIG
    CRUSH
    **face fades into a tweaked out, raging thousand yard stare as Jerma slowly regains control of himself enough to read English**

  • @Grasses0n
    @Grasses0n 2 года назад +14

    If Jerma likes retro looking horror games, he really should play Paratropic. Not necessarily a horror game as far as I know, but still has a fantastic atmosphere that I feel Jerma would vibe with.

    • @gus4733
      @gus4733 2 года назад +1

      that is such an underrated gem of a game

  • @AKindOfDog
    @AKindOfDog 2 года назад +14

    The scariest part of this is being a former barista, trying to watch Jerma struggle to make anything

  • @maxpeta7311
    @maxpeta7311 2 года назад +7

    “Never worked in quick serve restaurant” Andy

  • @loona4324
    @loona4324 2 года назад +11

    this is the most frustrating streams ive ever watched and its just about making coffee

  • @strawberrylemonadelioness
    @strawberrylemonadelioness 2 года назад +5

    I like the atmosphere of this game, real spooky.

  • @nutzeeber
    @nutzeeber 2 года назад +53

    jerma was so panicky at the end, such a Vtuber streamer

  • @jackbennett2269
    @jackbennett2269 2 года назад +35

    1:10:00 typical Jerma "what's going on?" segment that goes on for too long. Enjoyed the -2 bussin joke right before it

  • @realsirstar6938
    @realsirstar6938 2 года назад +4

    holy moly he is BLAZED out of his MIND

  • @juruna00
    @juruna00 Год назад +5

    when he started counting the sandwiches I lost all my marbles

  • @alphalax7747
    @alphalax7747 2 года назад +62

    Closing shit

    • @moonyman4353
      @moonyman4353 2 года назад +11

      Lol i was gonna say that

    • @RoachCatJr
      @RoachCatJr 2 года назад +3

      @@moonyman4353 u can still say it

    • @neon-kq6wz
      @neon-kq6wz 2 года назад

      This comment legitimately made me laugh out loud.

  • @boingaon
    @boingaon 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for what you do. I’m very grateful for these vods.

  • @jimbabwe9377
    @jimbabwe9377 2 года назад +28

    I had a horrifying dream to this stream whwre the piano at 1:54:49 (idk where else i just woke up) plays and is called “the mama effect” where horrible images pop in youe head of unsettling things

    • @JacobKinsley
      @JacobKinsley 2 года назад +14

      Peep the horror if it was actually scary

    • @pindaunt3r534
      @pindaunt3r534 2 года назад +5

      the mama effect wow

    • @coconuto7
      @coconuto7 2 года назад +14

      Most sane jerma fan

    • @thecatrooms
      @thecatrooms Год назад

      ​@@pindaunt3r534 in Mario's voice

  • @ughwdym
    @ughwdym Год назад +4

    I wish there was one of these cozy first-person serving type games without the whole suspense/horror part of it. Just a chill game about unlocking new stuff to make and upgrading your store

    • @shoebillfan1963
      @shoebillfan1963 Год назад +5

      papa's freezeria

    • @ughwdym
      @ughwdym Год назад

      @@shoebillfan1963 funny you mention that cuz I actually did buy that when it dropped on steam lol

    • @Tulip_bip
      @Tulip_bip Год назад

      the fact that there isn't a good coffee barista game like this makes me so sad

  • @mikehunt3530
    @mikehunt3530 2 года назад +6

    43:32 i feel like the same reaction was going thru the other dudes head the way they were both looking at eachother like that for a few seconds