Thanks for all the hilarious new 'farty' song suggestions. I chose my four favourite and put them on my Patreon page, here: www.patreon.com/posts/fart-songs-from-97612265?Link&
Not the trumpet blare!😂😂😂😂 A man let one out in the grocery aisle, and I immediately ran 🏃🏿♀️out the aisle cause I didn't want anyone to think I did it. He just started laughing. 😂😂😂
I think "My fart will go on" from Titanic has already been done. Then there's the classic "How many beans does a tin can hold? How many beans in a tin? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind." ( i was introduced to this one many years ago by British comedian Les Dawson) Ah, that feels better. Better out than in, i suppose! 😊
I hate to admit this, but on occasion, when I have felt "gassy" in a supermarket, I quickly search for an empty isle to release my treasure as quietly as possible. And then, of course, I have to speedily move to a different isle so the "smell" doesn't give me away. 😂 Oh the SHAME of it all! 🤣 Thanks Shirley for this blockbuster hit! So funny! 😋
11 месяцев назад+10
Thank you, JC - I'm sure you're not the only one. In fact, from personal experience, I guarantee it! 😆
Yes, I do the same when the need arises. I grew up with older brothers who loved joking about letting it rip! 🤭 At 11 years old, I thought what a good idea! Rip, then run! Jeepers, it's a good idea if viewers of Shirley's rendition will be inspired to let it rip in public spaces? It could be called "The Great Fart Hour!" We need to relax and laugh more, yes?
They say we are supposed to "emit gas " 37 x a day in order to keep a good digestive system intact.One bonus is you can alternate between burps and farts.Stay healthy !
11 месяцев назад+5
37 times?! YIKES! Maybe that's why I hate going to a crowded supermarket!
@@karynbanksley7110 yes I remember that, still hear it sometimes even though I'm 63 now.😂 What about the joke that a fart is a burp that missed the elevator?😂😂
Listen To Your Heart - Roxette Where Do Broken Hearts Go - Whitney Houston My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion Foolish Heart - Steve Perry Shape of My Heart - Backstreet Boys - so many possibilities! Thanks for another great video!
Ok, this one really blew me away, Shirley. Lol. I love a good fart song or video. Thanks so much for this explosively fun video. Hugs from Michigan. Crystal
11 месяцев назад+2
I like your use of 'blew me away'. And so glad you enjoyed the song. Thank you!
Thanks Shirley, yes those bodily functions such as farts can be problematic sometimes and trying to keep them 'contained' means they find their way out eventually and not always in the comfort of our own home! A couple of titles with heart changed to fart came into mind; Young Farts Run Free (Candi Staton) Anyone Who Had a Fart (Cilla Black) Un break My Fart (Toni Braxton) Listen to Your Fart (Roxette) My Fart Belongs to Me (Barbara Streisand) Although A Good Fart was brilliant...the song I mean 😃
11 месяцев назад+4
Thanks, Susan. Some great suggestions here. I love the Roxette one - they were a favourite band of mine.
OMG girl, you're gonna kill me! LOL You are a God send to helping people fighting ageing with these wonderful songs of yours giving people the giggles. Be Blessed Shirly always for the laughter you bring to this world!!!
11 месяцев назад+3
😆 I'm not sure about all that, but thank you so much!
I am sharing this with my niece in the morning. I call her Little Miss Toot-Trousers. There's no end to them when she's enjoyed a glass of regular milk. (Lactose is not her friend.) She's quite pleased with herself when she's made me cry: "Did you fart AGAIN!?" Even if she doesn't understand english that well, she's going to love this!😂
Ha. Sounds like (no pun intended) you should buy lactose-free milk or lactase enzyme pills for her. I only drink organic soy milk, but not too much of that either. ;-)
The version of this saying I know is, Here I sit, broken hearted, I spent a penny, but only farted. ("Spent a penny" is a reference to paying to use a public toilet. )
Ohhh i have tears streaming down my face , i have been laughing so hard..😂😂i loved the original song , now i am just going to laugh hysterically when i hear either version .😂😂❤ Thank you Shirley, needed a good laugh.❤😊
11 месяцев назад+2
Thanks so much, Oli. Glad I could help with the laugh today.
It's that fart when you're at the gym working out on the mat area and slowly everyone around you moves away. My friend still laughs at my story and it's a great excuse to avoid the gym!😂
LOL!!!!! Decades ago, was at a gym working out. Was doing sit-ups and noticed this really pretty woman. She just happened to be walking towards me while I was doing the sit-ups. Was thinking to myself, "Please don't fart!! Please don't fart". Of course, suddenly, out of know where (well, we all know where it came from) just as she walked past me and gave me a smile, - RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!! louder than a cannon firing!!! The look on her face was beyond priceless, and she kept walking away a bit faster than she was when walking to me. Keep thinking that she could have been a potential future ex-wife in the making, but NO - had to blow by farting!
Awesome parody to one of my favourite songs. 😂 Thankfully I'm not very mature so thoroughly enjoyed it. Hubby's favourite spot to let rip was in display home pantries when house design hunting. He's soooo..naughty.
Nothing like a good tin of beans to prepare for this ... Greetings Form Germany - springtime After somme dans of heavy snowing - First snowdrops in thé garden...
This was stinkin great, love it when we can laugh our butts off at a fart 😆. There's so many songs you can do a fart parody to, one I haven't seen yet in the comments is "do you have to let it linger" by the cranberries. ☮️♥️😁 From Michigan, USA
Too scared to laugh and terrified to sneeze 🤣🤣👍🏻 as always top song and genius work😄❤️ thank you for the hours of laughter i had already becaus of you and hopefully many more to come! 😁
I first thought the green smoke was Ireland! One of the better songs on this subject. Fire the stern cannon at will! On a funny note, I saw that they make underwear with charcoal in the rear.
11 месяцев назад+1
Funny!!! Charcoal undies would make a great gag present for the farters in our lives.
This was Absolutely Hilarious and I LOVED it!!! Rofl! Especially when the the people in different situations have the fart gas puffing out lol!! Everyone farts! People, dogs, cats, horses, sheep, especially cows, and other animals! Healthy, good bacteria in our intestines that help us break down and absorb the nutrition from the food we eat produce intestinal gas as a waste product. So, the more you fart, the more healthy good bacteria you have in your GI tract. So, Farting is actually a good health indicator! So don't be afraid to toot away but remember to say a polite excuse me!
11 месяцев назад+1
Thanks, Amy! I like everyone to be healthy, but prefer for this evidence of it to be kept out of others' way!
This was so good and true funny and have to share for all my friends who fart..😂😅😂😅😅😅they will certainly get a real fart laugh chuckle out of this creative video. Well done once again and so numerous to count..just love all you do! Bravo Shirley ❤❤❤❤
The sinner at the confessional : " Help me, Father, for I've sinned" " What did you do?" " I farted. In the church." " Take Espumisan, and sin no more..."
Shirley that was fantastic... this would be good around a campfire . look forward to the next song. thanks a million for these wonderful songs.. from a senior here in southern Ontario at the other end of the world. and now we have no snow again
11 месяцев назад
Thanks, Jennifer. I'm sure there are plenty of farts around the campfire!
Seems like Un-break My Heat would be good parody fodder here. Loved this one -- I am old and still love to laugh at accidental farts. Or any fart humor. =-)
You had me absolutely busting a gut with this one. There are few things in life more enjoyable that a good fart joke. Don't know what it is about us human animals but, across cultures, across this world, across all time, we have always found farts and fart jokes to be funny. This one in particular is based on one of my favorite 80s synth pop songs, Feargal Sharkey I believe it was who did the original. It has inspired me to want to do a whole new synth cover using vintage analog synthesizers and a drum machine (software emulation versions thereof, can't afford the real deal) using your vocals. Is that something you would be interested in?
11 месяцев назад
Glad you enjoyed my take on the Sharkey classic! Have fun remixing.
Oh GEEZ, BladderJax....I Luv this ... Trying to hold til the end .....lol....Thankyou for making my Saturday and cheering up the Winter Blahs Going On.... you have the distinction of pulling off a Respected Ode to Gasing-Farting Off in a Parody song....😉😂🤣🙃💩🥴😬🤭🤪😜😛😝🤘😊💜💣💥💯
LONG TIME I HAVEN'T BEEN NOTIFIED ON YOUR VIDEOS EVEN THOUGH I'VE SUBSCRIBED... THOSE BAST.....! LOVE YOU DARLING. BLESS YOU FOR THE LOW YOU BRING TO US. A GOOD ♥ THESE DAYS IS HARD IF YOU FOUND IT...
It's such a natural act and yet sooooo funny when they're released at that moment you can't control, I never ever heard my mum pass wind she would leave the room before it happened, so thoughtful and so funny 😂❤!
11 месяцев назад
Thanks, Robin. I know - it gives me the giggles every time!
Shirley, great song! And I can't tell you how many times I've been in the casino and someone walks by and my nose is assaulted. I guess people think it's so noisy in there that it cancels out their toot smell. 😂
I finally saw a chiropractor for my back. So he’s working down my back, gets to the lower portion right above my butt, and brings the hammer down. I let out the loudest fart, right in his face, that you could probably hear in the next county.
11 месяцев назад+2
Oh, the embarrassment!!!! Poor guy - I wonder if this is a common hazard in his line of work.
Wish you'd put this to cats, I have a couple who sleep with me and they are sneaky lil shits about their farting in my face as I'm slowly dropping off to sleep. 😹😹😹😹😹😹
11 месяцев назад
Ooh, and pet farts stink more than I wish they did!!
Shirley, wow, and I get embarrassed when anyone farts, 😣🙀yet everyone does! I don't know the song, but your voice and lyrical genius is always amazing! I feel so guilty enjoying without paying.💔🤑 You're a true artist and deserve big bucks! 😎✊If I ever get caught up to my horrible hack attack🤬, and find myself not,🙏 as now, behind in debt, you are at the top of my list to pay!!👍🎉😘💙💙💙🥰✌
11 месяцев назад+1
You're very kind, Laura. Thank you. Look up the original - A Good Heart, by Feargal Sharkey. It's an 80s classic.
Thanks for all the hilarious new 'farty' song suggestions. I chose my four favourite and put them on my Patreon page, here: www.patreon.com/posts/fart-songs-from-97612265?Link&
Brilliant!! Speaks directly to this old lady. 😂😝. You are so good at parody, Shirley. 😆
Thanks so much, Kath!
How about "I Left My Fart in San Francisco". 🤣🤣🤣
But the one in your video here did have my wife and I rolling with laughter. Best fart song yet!
That is pure gold..😂
Thanks so much, @HolidayDecorator!
Good idea!
Amazing talent Shirley. Well done. How about total eclipse of the fart?
Thank you!
That would be a good one.
A great parody song about the air we accidently set free from our behind. Achy breaky fart by Billy Ray Cyrus comes to mind. :)
That would be a good song. Thanks!
Not the trumpet blare!😂😂😂😂
A man let one out in the grocery aisle, and I immediately ran 🏃🏿♀️out the aisle cause I didn't want anyone to think I did it. He just started laughing. 😂😂😂
Funny!!!
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Just thought of a song.🎵 It's called Let It Whip by the Dazz Band. What about, Let It Rip. Or "Bloop Bloop Fizz Fizz."
😂🤣Trumpet blare😂🤣, even funnier than "cut the cheese". One makes me laugh, the other makes me ROTFL.
I love the last image where the woman lifts her arms in victory, after such a relief!
And her poor partner at the wrong height!!!
I grinned all through this Shirley. Lyrics were on point. Brilliant. ❤😂🇬🇧
Thanks so much!
I think "My fart will go on" from Titanic has already been done.
Then there's the classic "How many beans does a tin can hold? How many beans in a tin? The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind." ( i was introduced to this one many years ago by British comedian Les Dawson)
Ah, that feels better. Better out than in, i suppose! 😊
Funny! Thanks, Richard.
I hate to admit this, but on occasion, when I have felt "gassy" in a supermarket, I quickly search for an empty isle to release my treasure as quietly as possible. And then, of course, I have to speedily move to a different isle so the "smell" doesn't give me away. 😂 Oh the SHAME of it all! 🤣
Thanks Shirley for this blockbuster hit! So funny! 😋
Thank you, JC - I'm sure you're not the only one. In fact, from personal experience, I guarantee it! 😆
And here I thought someone had spilled rotten milk in the grocery store isle :)
Yes, I do the same when the need arises. I grew up with older brothers who loved joking about letting it rip! 🤭 At 11 years old, I thought what a good idea! Rip, then run!
Jeepers, it's a good idea if viewers of Shirley's rendition will be inspired to let it rip in public spaces? It could be called "The Great Fart Hour!"
We need to relax and laugh more, yes?
We have all been there 😂😂😂
@@annemosbergen3951
The Posterior Power Hour!
😂
Think this is FERGAL SHARKY , Irish singer A GOOD HEART SONG. ❤ 80's classic. Words have been changed to suit our Shirley. 😂😂😂🇬🇧
It sure is
Feargal.. the young guy that got teenage kicks with undertones 😅
They say we are supposed to "emit gas " 37 x a day in order to keep a good digestive system intact.One bonus is you can alternate between burps and farts.Stay healthy !
37 times?! YIKES! Maybe that's why I hate going to a crowded supermarket!
My digestive system is really, really intact then😂😂😂😂
37 times a day? OMG, the malodorousness! The sound is funny, though.
Does anyone remember the old childhood rhyme… Why fart and waste it when you can burp and taste it?!?!
@@karynbanksley7110 yes I remember that, still hear it sometimes even though I'm 63 now.😂
What about the joke that a fart is a burp that missed the elevator?😂😂
Listen To Your Heart - Roxette
Where Do Broken Hearts Go - Whitney Houston
My Heart Will Go On - Celine Dion
Foolish Heart - Steve Perry
Shape of My Heart - Backstreet Boys
- so many possibilities! Thanks for another great video!
All fun ideas!! Thanks, cjpew!
Fartbreaker, Playing With the Queen of Farts, Fart and Soul, Owner Of a Lonely Fart, to name a few titles that just popped into my head! 😈
Ha! Fartbreaker and Queen of Farts would be perfect. Though all of those are great classic songs.
Love it!
A good fart is far more interesting these days than a politician ;-)
Absolutely! 😆
For sure!
Ain't that the truth, Electrowave!
Thanks!
Good grief, Crystal. Thank you so much!!! 🫨
Ok, this one really blew me away, Shirley. Lol. I love a good fart song or video. Thanks so much for this explosively fun video. Hugs from Michigan. Crystal
I like your use of 'blew me away'. And so glad you enjoyed the song. Thank you!
Thanks Shirley, yes those bodily functions such as farts can be problematic sometimes and trying to keep them 'contained' means they find their way out eventually and not always in the comfort of our own home! A couple of titles with heart changed to fart came into mind;
Young Farts Run Free (Candi Staton)
Anyone Who Had a Fart (Cilla Black)
Un break My Fart (Toni Braxton)
Listen to Your Fart (Roxette)
My Fart Belongs to Me (Barbara Streisand)
Although A Good Fart was brilliant...the song I mean 😃
Thanks, Susan. Some great suggestions here. I love the Roxette one - they were a favourite band of mine.
OMG girl, you're gonna kill me! LOL You are a God send to helping people fighting ageing with these wonderful songs of yours giving people the giggles. Be Blessed Shirly always for the laughter you bring to this world!!!
😆 I'm not sure about all that, but thank you so much!
I second that!! Lol ,you are the best for us as we age 🤣😂🤣💜
I am sharing this with my niece in the morning. I call her Little Miss Toot-Trousers. There's no end to them when she's enjoyed a glass of regular milk. (Lactose is not her friend.) She's quite pleased with herself when she's made me cry: "Did you fart AGAIN!?"
Even if she doesn't understand english that well, she's going to love this!😂
Ha. Sounds like (no pun intended) you should buy lactose-free milk or lactase enzyme pills for her.
I only drink organic soy milk, but not too much of that either. ;-)
@DashingPartyCrasher She usually drinks lactose-free milk. But when she's at my mum's she likes to drink regular milk. I think she likes the effect. 😂
Funny, Karina! I am allergic to milk, but remember the days when I could drink it, and the impact it made!
@@DashingPartyCrasher What she should really do is see if RAW milk is tolerable. For a lot of people, it solves the problem.
@ 😂
Toilet joke. Here I sit all broken hearted. Desperate for a shit but only farted. Lol. Great new parody Shirley. Love Chris xx
The version of this saying I know is,
Here I sit, broken hearted, I spent a penny, but only farted.
("Spent a penny" is a reference to paying to use a public toilet. )
Love it, Chris. THanks!
🎼🎹 It's Make A Doody Time!🎼🎹
Thanks Shirley for the fun!
Thanks, Georges!
Ohhh i have tears streaming down my face , i have been laughing so hard..😂😂i loved the original song , now i am just going to laugh hysterically when i hear either version .😂😂❤
Thank you Shirley, needed a good laugh.❤😊
Thanks so much, Oli. Glad I could help with the laugh today.
It's that fart when you're at the gym working out on the mat area and slowly everyone around you moves away. My friend still laughs at my story and it's a great excuse to avoid the gym!😂
😆 Oh, you poor thing!
LOL!!!!! Decades ago, was at a gym working out. Was doing sit-ups and noticed this really pretty woman. She just happened to be walking towards me while I was doing the sit-ups. Was thinking to myself, "Please don't fart!! Please don't fart". Of course, suddenly, out of know where (well, we all know where it came from) just as she walked past me and gave me a smile, - RRRRIIIIIIIPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!! louder than a cannon firing!!! The look on her face was beyond priceless, and she kept walking away a bit faster than she was when walking to me. Keep thinking that she could have been a potential future ex-wife in the making, but NO - had to blow by farting!
Awesome parody to one of my favourite songs. 😂 Thankfully I'm not very mature so thoroughly enjoyed it. Hubby's favourite spot to let rip was in display home pantries when house design hunting. He's soooo..naughty.
Very naughty!! 🤣
Nothing like a good tin of beans to prepare for this ... Greetings Form Germany - springtime After somme dans of heavy snowing - First snowdrops in thé garden...
😆 Enjoy the first peeks of Spring!
Brilliant as always 🤣🤣👏 you tube algorithm placed this between a video about air pollution and one about climate change 🤣🤣
Perfect!!! 😆
Thank you! I haven't laughed that hard in quite a while! 😂😂😂😂
Thanks, Wendy. I giggle at the UV videos still, even though I'm the one that added teh farts to them!
You have to be the only one who could come up with this. Great video to accompany it. A+ for creativity!
Thanks so much, @ThePseudoDionysius!
Wow I didn't know farts could be a topic for such a clever song. You blow us away.
Thanks, Robert - apt choice of last sentence for this song!! 💨
I love the Batman style animated word effects.
Thanks! I thought they fit the theme. 😆
This was stinkin great, love it when we can laugh our butts off at a fart 😆. There's so many songs you can do a fart parody to, one I haven't seen yet in the comments is "do you have to let it linger" by the cranberries.
☮️♥️😁 From Michigan, USA
Oh, I love that suggestion!!! Thanks, Jennifer.
Great suggestion.
Too scared to laugh and terrified to sneeze 🤣🤣👍🏻 as always top song and genius work😄❤️ thank you for the hours of laughter i had already becaus of you and hopefully many more to come! 😁
Thanks so much, Chrissy!
I first thought the green smoke was Ireland! One of the better songs on this subject. Fire the stern cannon at will! On a funny note, I saw that they make underwear with charcoal in the rear.
Funny!!! Charcoal undies would make a great gag present for the farters in our lives.
Shirley thank you so much for your brilliance and humor! I so appreciate laughter and you deliver!
You are so welcome
I used to call this song " A Good Fart " anyway. How uncanny you've now put lyrics to it. Good job Shirley.
Perfect! From other comments, it seems like a few of us have been singing it this way already!
Now I _reeeally_ envy the kids at your school, having a principal like you they can brag about!!🤣🤣
They can't any more. I resigned at the end of August last year. 😁
@Bummer for them. More joy for us!
It's a good thing that I live alone, because I laughed out loud through the last half of this! Thanks, I needed it!
Glad you enjoyed it! 😆
This was Absolutely Hilarious and I LOVED it!!! Rofl! Especially when the the people in different situations have the fart gas puffing out lol!! Everyone farts! People, dogs, cats, horses, sheep, especially cows, and other animals! Healthy, good bacteria in our intestines that help us break down and absorb the nutrition from the food we eat produce intestinal gas as a waste product. So, the more you fart, the more healthy good bacteria you have in your GI tract. So, Farting is actually a good health indicator! So don't be afraid to toot away but remember to say a polite excuse me!
Thanks, Amy! I like everyone to be healthy, but prefer for this evidence of it to be kept out of others' way!
My doc said the same thing!😅
I tell my wife and kids farts nowadays should be considered politically correct crap talking 🤣🤣🤣
Hard to tell the difference sometimes, for sure!
😂😂 was man an Anstand verliert, gewinnt man an Gesundheit, lustig und brillant 🤣🤣🤣🤣🥰
When I was a kid, we used to replace that word with "fart" in the song, "Straight From the Heart". I think Bryan Adams sings it.
Love it!
Another ABSOLUTE gem Shirley! Thank you so much!!
Thank you, @radiante595!
Absolutely Brilliant.
Thanks so much!
You are one funny lady with a great big voice. You really make me laugh out loud!!!
Thanks so much, Saffron!
This video is hilarious! I couldn't stop laughing! TY for sharing it. God Bless You & stay safe. This was really creative.
Thanks so much!
This was so good and true funny and have to share for all my friends who fart..😂😅😂😅😅😅they will certainly get a real fart laugh chuckle out of this creative video.
Well done once again and so numerous to count..just love all you do! Bravo Shirley ❤❤❤❤
Thanks so much, Donna!
As a lifetime farter I found this song most enjoyably funny and even dropped a couple along the way !
What an accompaniment!!
HaHaHaHaHa!! Lovely! Funny! Hysterical! Blew me away, sts! Great job, Shirley!😅😅🤣🤣😂😂
Thank you, Kathy! 😁
The sinner at the confessional : " Help me, Father, for I've sinned"
" What did you do?"
" I farted. In the church."
" Take Espumisan, and sin no more..."
😆
The best cover version, I ever heard of this song. Made me laughing so hard, thanks for that.
Thanks so much!
Shirley that was fantastic... this would be good around a campfire . look forward to the next song. thanks a million for these wonderful songs.. from a senior here in southern Ontario at the other end of the world. and now we have no snow again
Thanks, Jennifer. I'm sure there are plenty of farts around the campfire!
This is what me and my hubby sing when the song comes on mtv 80s too 😂😂💨💨 this has made my day thanks so much 😂😂
"...I want my..I want my...I want my MTV..." 🎵🎶🎵🎶🎵🎶 I remember when they actually played music videos lol!
Great minds think alike! 😆
Thank you for trying to hold them in. You're doing god's work.
😆 One has to try!!! But thank you!
I find it hard to hold the giggles in also but when I’m laughing you’ll know it was meeee 🤭Thanks for the giggle ❤
😆 Most welcome, Helen!
How about the 80s song, "Owner of A Lonely Heart"? Perhaps it could be " Odor of a Silent Fart"?
Love it!
Seems like Un-break My Heat would be good parody fodder here. Loved this one -- I am old and still love to laugh at accidental farts. Or any fart humor. =-)
That would be a great song for this! Thanks!
Owner of a lonely heart. Total eclipse of the heart. Quit playing games with my heart.
Nice ones!
This was the best song you've done yet
Thanks so much, Valerie!
😂😁🤣❤️💯 In my experience, thankfully I'm out when it happens & so outside noise covers it up most of the time 🤞
Phew!
People know when someone crop dustes them.😂😂😂
Sadly so!
Love it, good job Shirley!! Keep em coming........hehehe
That's the plan! Thanks!
You had me absolutely busting a gut with this one. There are few things in life more enjoyable that a good fart joke. Don't know what it is about us human animals but, across cultures, across this world, across all time, we have always found farts and fart jokes to be funny.
This one in particular is based on one of my favorite 80s synth pop songs, Feargal Sharkey I believe it was who did the original. It has inspired me to want to do a whole new synth cover using vintage analog synthesizers and a drum machine (software emulation versions thereof, can't afford the real deal) using your vocals. Is that something you would be interested in?
Glad you enjoyed my take on the Sharkey classic! Have fun remixing.
My friends and family is a bit raunchy, so I had to send. Laughed so hard.
2nd time listening to it. 😂😂🤗🤗🥰🥰❤❤
Thanks, Shirl!
@ No problem. !🥰
I love the night vision footage. LMAO!
THanks! It was really fun to make!
Great, as usual. Did you know: when the fart has a weight it is sh*t.....😂
Thanks! And yes, that's the dangerous part!!
Oh GEEZ, BladderJax....I Luv this ... Trying to hold til the end .....lol....Thankyou for making my Saturday and cheering up the Winter Blahs Going On.... you have the distinction of pulling off a Respected Ode to Gasing-Farting Off in a Parody song....😉😂🤣🙃💩🥴😬🤭🤪😜😛😝🤘😊💜💣💥💯
Glad you enjoyed it, Jax!!
@ Yes truly 😊😂🤣💜🤘
The silent but deadlies are the worst though.
Oh, they sure are, but at least there's a chance you can escape blame for them!
I can't walk fast enough now to get away from the evidence! Getting older.....😂
😆
LONG TIME I HAVEN'T BEEN NOTIFIED ON YOUR VIDEOS EVEN THOUGH I'VE SUBSCRIBED... THOSE BAST.....!
LOVE YOU DARLING.
BLESS YOU FOR THE LOW YOU BRING TO US.
A GOOD ♥ THESE DAYS IS HARD IF YOU FOUND IT...
Thanks, Paul - and welcome back!
It's such a natural act and yet sooooo funny when they're released at that moment you can't control, I never ever heard my mum pass wind she would leave the room before it happened, so thoughtful and so funny 😂❤!
Thanks, Robin. I know - it gives me the giggles every time!
Ah, Shirley..... hilarious and makes a Fergal Sharkey song bearable 😂
😆 This is the only song of his that I know of.... I think!
Once again brilliant. Keep them coming xx
Thank you! Will do!
I know the feeling.
Definitely made me laugh, Thank you Shirley.
Thanks, Barry!
Shirley, great song! And I can't tell you how many times I've been in the casino and someone walks by and my nose is assaulted. I guess people think it's so noisy in there that it cancels out their toot smell. 😂
Haha - I find airplanes are awful for it too!
GENIUS!!! When I'm next on the karaoke I'm definitely singing Fart Of Glass!!
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You blew me into next week with this song Shirley i absolutely loved it, thank you for the laugh so well needed to thank you again. 😂😂
Haha - thanks so much, Linda!
@ you are so welcome. ❤
The worst ones are silent and deadly😂😂.
So true!
😂😂😂😂 your songs are always a blast! 👌👌👌
Thanks so much!
No pun intended I hope 😉😉😉😉😉😆
Thank you again for keeping it real! Beautiful, angelic voice is always appreciated even if you're talking about farts!
😆 What a juxtaposition - thank you!
Had a good laugh! The comments were equally funny too. By the way laughing is a good way to clear the lungs.
Thanks, Anne. I completely agree!
This is so funny Shirley, I know how this feels. 😂😂😂
Seems like many of us do!!! 😆
Once again, you knocked me onto the floor, laughing :) ❤ u for it...greets from berlin
Glad you enjoyed it!
Thank you Shirley. I couldn't stop laughing. It was a gas! 🤣😂😅
Thanks so much - a gas, indeed!
Absolutely bloody fantastic thanks for the farts I mean, Just couldn't stop laughing.
Thanks, Colin! Glad you're a fart-laugher too!
This old HEART of mine…. Rod Stewart
Ooh, this could be a good one!!!
At 75, I never trust a fart - may contain bran.
Wise move!
Great video, love your facial expressions. Always remember Shirley wherever you may be, let your farts go free 😂
Thanks so much! I'm hearing Braveheart now - FREEEEEEDOM!!!!
Love your sense of humor. I think you should do the same concept to Disney's "Let it go!" Free the farts!
😆 Thanks, Lisa!
Bent over to tie my shoe and LOUDLY farted. Was just mortified my partner said" Stand up and walk away" best advice I have ever gotten.
Love it! And great advice, indeed!
I finally saw a chiropractor for my back. So he’s working down my back, gets to the lower portion right above my butt, and brings the hammer down. I let out the loudest fart, right in his face, that you could probably hear in the next county.
Oh, the embarrassment!!!! Poor guy - I wonder if this is a common hazard in his line of work.
* Giggles at the thought of My Fart Will Go On. *
Oh, I have definitely been thinking of that one!!
Very good, Shirley 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
Thank you!
Thanks for pointing out the sneeze effect!!!
It's a scary one, for sure!
Fantastic song Shirley
Thank you, Grant!
Wish you'd put this to cats, I have a couple who sleep with me and they are sneaky lil shits about their farting in my face as I'm slowly dropping off to sleep. 😹😹😹😹😹😹
Ooh, and pet farts stink more than I wish they did!!
Plop plop fizz fizz ohh what a relief it is... Good one Shirley😂😂😂
😆 THanks!
OMG! LOVE THIS SONG! FANTASTIC!
Thanks so much!
LOL! Thank you for voicing what we think but won't say.
No worries, Cynthia. Thank you!
Shirley, wow, and I get embarrassed when anyone farts, 😣🙀yet everyone does! I don't know the song, but your voice and lyrical genius is always amazing! I feel so guilty enjoying without paying.💔🤑 You're a true artist and deserve big bucks! 😎✊If I ever get caught up to my horrible hack attack🤬, and find myself not,🙏 as now, behind in debt, you are at the top of my list to pay!!👍🎉😘💙💙💙🥰✌
You're very kind, Laura. Thank you. Look up the original - A Good Heart, by Feargal Sharkey. It's an 80s classic.
@ Thankyou!🤩😘
You've done it again! Thanks and good job,!!!
Thanks so much, Ellen!