USA Military Lost the Psychological Battle before the War by Design (Marine Reacts)

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  • Опубликовано: 16 ноя 2024

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  • @JamesonsTravels
    @JamesonsTravels  3 года назад +2550

    N. Korea, China, Russia have not complied with the new order of 'kinder, gentler" military and the rainbow. Remember the Army's EMMA adventure - ruclips.net/video/qhJIEiBCH44/видео.html How about the Marine Corps slow-motion combat training - ruclips.net/video/-dF36TRGXcM/видео.html anyone? Prove to me it's better than a cycle before.

    • @trabantdelux
      @trabantdelux 3 года назад +57

      Unfortunately rainbows and the alphabet inclusive guys are created by the 60-70 tree-hugger-gen of educators...
      They have not seen war and they think they can be leading the army against enemies (foreign and domestic) while still trying to solve personality problems...

    • @Irish381
      @Irish381 3 года назад +2

      @r2 1500meters is the qualifying shot for m107 or .338LapuaMag

    • @jonathanperry8331
      @jonathanperry8331 3 года назад +34

      Those are like the only 10 soldiers in the North Korean army that have been fed. The rest of them weigh 90 lb and are starving. I don't think these brick boys are much of a threat.

    • @trabantdelux
      @trabantdelux 3 года назад +13

      @@jonathanperry8331 I think the sociopathic fatso likes them... He looks excieted to see them half naked.

    • @philmills4473
      @philmills4473 3 года назад +1

      War is war . Women were isis, Islamic vulnerability due to they couldn't pass to what the hell their version of heaven with virgin child brides etc.
      Also a British lass, para regiment shoved the Taliban and the lot, naked, in a circle due to their atrocities or basically atrocious behaviour toward women in general and took pictures plus a mobile recording in a little after 2001.
      Quite correct though China is a different but to crack!

  • @Cepeleon
    @Cepeleon 3 года назад +9252

    Emma: "..and maybe shatter some stereotypes along the way"
    World: "You are quite literally, a stereotype"

    • @kauannunes1160
      @kauannunes1160 3 года назад +340

      Exactly.

    • @friendlystickbug7863
      @friendlystickbug7863 3 года назад +368

      She gotta prepare for being shattered herself then.

    • @edwardperdue8212
      @edwardperdue8212 3 года назад +136

      Pretty bad for a small minority to be so easily stereotyped, you can be sure that it is because they are faddish, which is a sign of a low intellect.

    • @dandcc9192
      @dandcc9192 3 года назад +30

      lol, genius

    • @Channel-23s
      @Channel-23s 3 года назад +184

      Bro she is the stereotype that everyone in America and out of America hates

  • @RT-qd8yl
    @RT-qd8yl 3 года назад +8154

    I honestly dig the Russian ad. It basically talks about becoming a better person all the way around and defeating what you used to be. Pretty much like our ads USED to be.

    • @DogRedful
      @DogRedful 3 года назад +629

      LGBTQ = Let’s Get Biden to Quit
      America is rapidly descending into decadence.

    • @nimrodquimbus912
      @nimrodquimbus912 3 года назад +309

      Americas enemies get soldiers, America gets an enema.

    • @useracct9383
      @useracct9383 3 года назад +187

      I liked the Russian ad the most too.

    • @veritasaequitas9252
      @veritasaequitas9252 3 года назад +186

      Russian add: YOU IN THE ARMY NOW, you WILL become the best you can be. Всем Привет! 😎

    • @Sandhill1988
      @Sandhill1988 3 года назад +37

      @@DogRedful I'm afraid it's going to take much more than slogans.

  • @Cotac_Rastic
    @Cotac_Rastic 3 года назад +2301

    Im shocked at how motivational the Russian ads were, and how depressing the Americans ads were.

    • @billsima6983
      @billsima6983 3 года назад +56

      what? no. it isnt depressing, its horrendously horrendous

    • @danielevans8910
      @danielevans8910 3 года назад +21

      The US has a lot of ads like this so it’s more of a cherry picking situation. For the most part all we know is that the advertisement is not an accurate representation of the US military.

    • @hansandhispanzerfaust6236
      @hansandhispanzerfaust6236 3 года назад +17

      All the other non animated US ads are pretty hardcore. These animated ones put us in a bad light.

    • @Hordalending
      @Hordalending 3 года назад +19

      The Chinese adventurous recruiting video won. If I where a young Chinese I probably would have joined the Forces instantly

    • @mr.nobody4959
      @mr.nobody4959 3 года назад

      What sjw stand for?

  • @ВладимирБед
    @ВладимирБед 11 месяцев назад +1123

    Раньше я спал хорошо, потому что знал, что меня защищают. Потом пошел в армию. Стал спать хуже, потому что защищал. Когда пришёл из армии - вообще не спал, знал, как защищают. Теперь, посмотрев видео про Эмму, я снова сплю хорошо - знаю, от кого защищают 🥰

    • @__-ue8zr
      @__-ue8zr 11 месяцев назад +94

      Гениальный коммент

    • @Attario
      @Attario 10 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@__-ue8zrи полностью правдивый)

    • @hasheramajakarda4745
      @hasheramajakarda4745 10 месяцев назад

      Ебать, ты хорош)))

    • @Michael-fg9ol
      @Michael-fg9ol 10 месяцев назад

      Прикол в том, что и Америке и россии, армия нужна ни для того чтобы защищать себя, а для того чтобы нападать на другие страны для установления своего гео-политического влияния. Ну или просто тупо отжать ресурсы и територии, как сейчас путинушка делает.

    • @wladehot2586
      @wladehot2586 10 месяцев назад +70

      ага ,особенно сейчас ,когда они ,обосравшись с нами выйти на прямую ,обманули и натравили на нас наших братьев ,поняв что с нами могут более менее тягаться не нассав в штаны только близкие нам по духу.
      p.s. надеюсь мы вскоре помиримся с нашими братьями ,они вразумятся и одумаются ,мне больно за всех погибших наших братьев и систёр ,давайте быстрее мириться.

  • @davidliovic1726
    @davidliovic1726 3 года назад +13820

    USA army: I am gay.
    KOREAN army: What is gay?
    RUSSIAN army: Dying is gay.

    • @Likeaworm
      @Likeaworm 3 года назад +264

      Have you guys listened to jockos sog podcast? I couldn't imagine a women in any of those situations let alone myself.

    • @MrEvildikk
      @MrEvildikk 3 года назад +367

      @@notamonkey42 "gay" wasn't used as a term for someone's sexuality. It's context was more in the 80s version, which meant weak and lame. Not the same thing. So it didn't fix anything...only shows how much words and terms have been misunderstood and thrown out as abusive/hurtful language. I grew up in the 80s, we used the term gay all the time, and never did we use it to describe someone with a different sexuality. Amazing how no one ever takes the time find all this out.

    • @Josh-fj9hi
      @Josh-fj9hi 3 года назад +128

      @@notamonkey42 truth hurts huh

    • @notamonkey42
      @notamonkey42 3 года назад +31

      @@MrEvildikk Nice try but nope. If we were still in the 80s the you would have a valid point but as we aren’t you haven’t. The inference is pretty clear.

    • @notamonkey42
      @notamonkey42 3 года назад +22

      @@Josh-fj9hi Well, Head butting concrete blocks will certainly hurt your brain.

  • @fachrieandikap9407
    @fachrieandikap9407 3 года назад +4825

    Imagine emma in her dying breath said "please tell my mom i love her"
    And her friends like "yeah, which one? "

    • @labibtazwar9886
      @labibtazwar9886 3 года назад +215

      What you mean ?
      Emma and her two mons are the one powerful to survive a nuclear attack

    • @pardolagames8994
      @pardolagames8994 3 года назад +381

      @@labibtazwar9886 They're radioactive themselves

    • @labibtazwar9886
      @labibtazwar9886 3 года назад +22

      @@pardolagames8994 ikr

    • @kutejikashi1959
      @kutejikashi1959 3 года назад +36

      HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AI FUCKING CHOKED

    • @CommonCommiestudios
      @CommonCommiestudios 3 года назад +70

      I laughed at this in an unholy manner, now I'm going to hell,
      but my great-grandfather has been in the Russian army so we can dig our way out of hell together

  • @f1r3hunt3rz5
    @f1r3hunt3rz5 3 года назад +1378

    Never interrupt your opponent when they are making mistakes.

    • @Wallace43266
      @Wallace43266 3 года назад +45

      "Its bad manners, eh?"

    • @samskisamsonof
      @samskisamsonof 3 года назад +34

      @@Wallace43266 yeap, it's so rude. and make sure you use the good pronouns

    • @theguybelowmeisgay4135
      @theguybelowmeisgay4135 3 года назад +19

      Make sure your not White before they talk crap about the colonial history of America, domestic violence, slavery... in the damn literal past

    • @riccandar9305
      @riccandar9305 3 года назад +10

      Art of war

    • @Bigsmoke-ds9xk
      @Bigsmoke-ds9xk 3 года назад +2

      Good lesson thank you

  • @Meee261
    @Meee261 2 года назад +881

    At first, I wasn’t a big fan of that EMMA ad. But now that I look deeper into and analyze it more, I can see that it’s trying to tell me something. Something great. That ad made me finalize my decision on joining the Russian army.

    • @honkhonk1927
      @honkhonk1927 2 года назад +5

      Have fun with that. You'd need to pass a literacy test first. and given the relations between the west and Russia right now, you'd get turned away immediately.

    • @shuvelstone1331
      @shuvelstone1331 Год назад +15

      BWAHHAAHHAA.

    • @TacitusKilgore-b5g
      @TacitusKilgore-b5g Год назад +11

      u had me in first half ngl

    • @Bruh-td7ex
      @Bruh-td7ex Год назад +4

      So how's at Ukraine.

    • @shuvelstone1331
      @shuvelstone1331 Год назад

      @@Bruh-td7ex pretty good, the media's lying honestly, we're winning this war by a long shot.

  • @MD-on9fi
    @MD-on9fi 3 года назад +3952

    It had to be animated because Emma couldn't make it over the wall in real life.

    • @franciscoresendiz4295
      @franciscoresendiz4295 3 года назад +28

      Did you serve?

    • @MD-on9fi
      @MD-on9fi 3 года назад +629

      @@franciscoresendiz4295 14 years. Why?

    • @sukaira9334
      @sukaira9334 3 года назад +651

      @@MD-on9fi he was gonna try and sh** talk you, then gave up after seeing that.

    • @vagodinfir1636
      @vagodinfir1636 3 года назад +147

      @@sukaira9334 true

    • @fallenhero4550
      @fallenhero4550 3 года назад +340

      @@franciscoresendiz4295 Well that shut you up didn't it 😅

  • @tomascostaPT
    @tomascostaPT 3 года назад +6951

    Russians and Chinese people sleep at night knowing Emma is an US soldier

    • @SilviaLikesCherries
      @SilviaLikesCherries 3 года назад +589

      They are still in shock when they found out that Emma is a panneuroabrasivesexual pronouns are he/she/they and she had two mommies

    • @tatarchan5212
      @tatarchan5212 3 года назад +234

      @@SilviaLikesCherries that would give them a nasty PTSD that only lovecraftian eldritch horror could give.

    • @sambhavjain1943
      @sambhavjain1943 3 года назад +47

      @@SilviaLikesCherries wtf is all about the pronouns dude

    • @danialyousaf6456
      @danialyousaf6456 3 года назад +66

      @@sambhavjain1943 that's what the mentally disabled do.

    • @derkernspalter
      @derkernspalter 3 года назад +37

      They sleep well because they know Milley is like her.

  • @joes46985
    @joes46985 3 года назад +2745

    I guess North Korea is training that hard cause they know Emma has two moms lol

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  3 года назад +372

      lamo. they could take them to death. make them want to run back to their home towns for silence.

    • @tonyconnor5691
      @tonyconnor5691 3 года назад +112

      @@JamesonsTravels I am so sick of this woke bs

    • @fewtomany5901
      @fewtomany5901 3 года назад +45

      @@tonyconnor5691
      I agree with you 100% Every time I talk about this Watch other people's faces and you see how they react.

    • @mitchwerbell4679
      @mitchwerbell4679 3 года назад +21

      @@JamesonsTravels Patton is spinning in his grave so fast at this point, we don't even need a military - just wire a laser beam to his casket and we could turn China into glass with his rage.

    • @paleamigo8575
      @paleamigo8575 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @probablyhuman06
    @probablyhuman06 Год назад +1844

    Emma: Was raised by two moms in California
    Dimitri: Was raised by two bears in the frozen wastes of Siberia
    Update: Emma is now pregnant. We are unsure if it was by Dimitri or the bear...

    • @RustyRPGs
      @RustyRPGs Год назад +114

      Results:
      Emma is a POW and now in gulag :)

    • @emotionalvideos6897
      @emotionalvideos6897 Год назад +71

      @@RustyRPGs Update: Emma now is pregnant..

    • @RustyRPGs
      @RustyRPGs Год назад +12

      @@emotionalvideos6897 how ?

    • @emotionalvideos6897
      @emotionalvideos6897 Год назад +77

      @@RustyRPGs Dimitri..

    • @RustyRPGs
      @RustyRPGs Год назад +46

      @@emotionalvideos6897 what did dimitri do with emma 😏

  • @KatyushaRockets
    @KatyushaRockets 2 года назад +2615

    You dont go into the military to break stereotypes
    You go into the military despite of stereotypes; respect will come after.

    • @felixyoung1482
      @felixyoung1482 2 года назад +51

      Underrated comment

    • @SillyismThe
      @SillyismThe 2 года назад +13

      Truth

    • @peasantsarerevolting9343
      @peasantsarerevolting9343 2 года назад +62

      It seems there's a big shift to recruit people who want to "bash the fascists". They didn't remove stereo types, they just created new ones...

    • @joshuabanchamin8796
      @joshuabanchamin8796 2 года назад +27

      This is more powerful than the entire EMMA ad

    • @blazoraptor3392
      @blazoraptor3392 2 года назад +4

      Isn't that same message given by the Emma ad? Do you think women in the military are given a lower bar to join? They're not, that's why there are almost no women in the special forces.

  • @alexincobra7379
    @alexincobra7379 3 года назад +312

    You are 100% right. We are self defeating.

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  3 года назад +61

      we wont end up better with all of this nonsense.

    • @JT-zw4df
      @JT-zw4df 3 года назад +6

      @@JamesonsTravels That's.. that's kind of the whole point.

    • @bruhbruh13968
      @bruhbruh13968 3 года назад +2

      We are late stage soviet Union at this point

  • @rickcox8643
    @rickcox8643 3 года назад +870

    As a navy veteran, it may recruit a few of that type, but in the long run it will discourage young people and drive recruiting numbers down.

    • @CaesarGB
      @CaesarGB 3 года назад +95

      Exactly. I’m one of those guys who decided not to and there are many young men like me on this front.

    • @odonnchadha1978
      @odonnchadha1978 3 года назад +50

      This is the result they want

    • @n1c704
      @n1c704 3 года назад +9

      …and then there’s boot camp and training. I saw a lot of people wash out from both and that was just Navy Boot Camp and A school.

    • @mickeymyers13
      @mickeymyers13 3 года назад +5

      That is the objective :(

    • @strawhatandrew8341
      @strawhatandrew8341 3 года назад +20

      "Get woke, go broke" certainly applies here.

  • @armytbchaine6515
    @armytbchaine6515 2 года назад +2168

    Emma : "I shatter stereotypes"
    Russian army : "I shatter your skull"

    • @sabercooler5024
      @sabercooler5024 2 года назад +93

      Russian Army: I shatter my tank in Ukraine

    • @robloxswordsgaming8156
      @robloxswordsgaming8156 2 года назад +183

      @@sabercooler5024 Ukraine: I shatter my building.

    • @sabercooler5024
      @sabercooler5024 2 года назад +12

      @@robloxswordsgaming8156 I shatter my Moskava

    • @rockyyadav1695
      @rockyyadav1695 2 года назад +174

      @@sabercooler5024 ukraine: i shatter my country. Oops 25% already gone

    • @sabercooler5024
      @sabercooler5024 2 года назад +24

      @@rockyyadav1695 Russia does not hold 25% of Ukrainian territory, but they do hold 35k casualties. So much for your manly army, it would get smoked by Emma and Nato. LOL

  • @americanboy338
    @americanboy338 3 года назад +1701

    The North Korean and Chinese ads got me wanting to have more discipline in my life. The Russian ad has me wanting to make myself better each day. The Emma and CIA ads made me feel very unsafe if those are our defenses to attacks…

    • @josemarquez86
      @josemarquez86 3 года назад +17

      😂👏

    • @CaesarGB
      @CaesarGB 3 года назад +68

      Do it anyway. America has a desperate need for men ridding themselves of their vices, getting in shape, and educating themselves. We'll be needed before too long if things keep going the way they are.

    • @mitchwerbell4679
      @mitchwerbell4679 3 года назад +34

      The CIA ads are the attack.

    • @Jib230181
      @Jib230181 3 года назад +8

      100% agree with this your comment.

    • @paleamigo8575
      @paleamigo8575 3 года назад +3

      @@mitchwerbell4679 🤣🤣🤣

  • @ginger0208
    @ginger0208 3 года назад +5934

    Russian paratroopers: "Hold your fire, it's the girl with 2 moms!"

    • @kennethdarby8941
      @kennethdarby8941 3 года назад +236

      You win the internet today.. lol

    • @ginger0208
      @ginger0208 3 года назад +35

      @@kennethdarby8941 woopwoop

    • @michaelarmstrong9722
      @michaelarmstrong9722 3 года назад +254

      America: "Launches Karen-1 rainbow missile" 😂

    • @RONPEE-STINGER
      @RONPEE-STINGER 3 года назад +38

      Its cpl emma with two moms

    • @Space_Man909
      @Space_Man909 3 года назад +41

      All the more reason to gun them down with AK-74s...

  • @gunterdapenguin5896
    @gunterdapenguin5896 3 года назад +772

    Most military recruits are young guys looking for adventure and a challenge, direction, or prestige, so they really gotta ask themselves "does this ad make a high schooler want to join the military and serve and protect his country", and being a young guy in high school, I can tell ya, the Russian and Chinese ads were infinitely more appealing to me.

    • @danielsan901998
      @danielsan901998 3 года назад +30

      Vietnam and Afghanistan show that prestige is nowhere to be found in the US military.

    • @gunterdapenguin5896
      @gunterdapenguin5896 3 года назад +42

      @@danielsan901998 it's still a major factor in what drives young people to the military, it's the sense of serving one's country and protecting it's values and freedoms, and if that's the feeling, then reality or examples of fucked up areas are irrelevant

    • @chenchen6150
      @chenchen6150 3 года назад +8

      The china ad is also pretty smart put little english words even tho their ads tend to be over the top I think they manage to appeal to their chinese symphatizer succesfully.

    • @kuzniakarkonosze715
      @kuzniakarkonosze715 3 года назад +12

      Yea, russian and chinese ads made me kinda want to go to military (collegue student) and I don’t even like those countries XD

    • @kuzniakarkonosze715
      @kuzniakarkonosze715 3 года назад +5

      Emma pretty mutch makes me cringe coz it tries soo hard to not hit the right spot XD

  • @ChesnokOrNot
    @ChesnokOrNot 2 года назад +2194

    Russian ad: *makes me want to join russian army*
    USA ad: *makes me want to join russian army*

    • @andrewmathew3254
      @andrewmathew3254 Год назад +137

      @@Husky92223 keep dreaming Ukrainian 🐀

    • @michaelhansen2309
      @michaelhansen2309 Год назад +2

      Yeah joining the Russian army is really manly. Get sent in as cannon fodder and get raped or killed if you retreat.

    • @Husky92223
      @Husky92223 Год назад

      @@michaelhansen2309 from what we see rape is very common in the us military too, let's just all agree that army sucks lol

    • @Husky92223
      @Husky92223 Год назад +8

      @Joseph Stalin Ain't much of a stereotype when cases reported are so high

    • @Husky92223
      @Husky92223 Год назад +12

      @Joseph Stalin Of course they're not all evil, that's why they desert

  • @thetowndrunk988
    @thetowndrunk988 3 года назад +4547

    90’s: Man climbs a volcano, slays a dragon, and is christened a US Marine
    2021: my mommy wiped my butt till I was 18, and now I’m army strong…..

    • @orkboyz9523
      @orkboyz9523 3 года назад +102

      Hahahaha

    • @waltbenson4391
      @waltbenson4391 3 года назад +154

      I admit the Army of today seems pretty sad, but being in the Army back in the 80s I don’t think the Marines were any tougher than us.

    • @justkeen18
      @justkeen18 3 года назад +55

      I can tie my own shoes.. I can wipe my own ass!!

    • @imaXkillXya
      @imaXkillXya 3 года назад +25

      Haha that was a joke in the Generation Kill show.

    • @emmasnow29
      @emmasnow29 3 года назад +5

      Nah, that's utter nonsense.

  • @laszlofedor3463
    @laszlofedor3463 3 года назад +7015

    Emma: "I have two mom."
    Random Taliban: "I have six."

  • @tormendor8585
    @tormendor8585 3 года назад +438

    How you separate people with actual mental problems from idiots:
    "I don't care what diagnoses fit me, just help me get rid of my problems"
    or "I have x, y, z, and im proud and perfectly fine as i am!"

    • @paleamigo8575
      @paleamigo8575 3 года назад +22

      🤣 Good point!

    • @Hav0ck23
      @Hav0ck23 3 года назад +39

      Why to be better yourself when you can pull everything around you down XD

    • @lordsiomai
      @lordsiomai 3 года назад +2

      @@Hav0ck23 LMAO

    • @くま-g3w6q
      @くま-g3w6q 2 года назад

      "Idiots wants to be an anomaly"

  • @LeftHemisphere-u8b
    @LeftHemisphere-u8b 10 месяцев назад +379

    Как россиянин я рад что Америку защищает Эмма и её две мамы

    • @lj.s.3021
      @lj.s.3021 9 месяцев назад +20

      😂🇷🇸

    • @askhina5322
      @askhina5322 9 месяцев назад +1

      Факт в том, что если начнётся реальная заваруха, то россии, кроме как пугать ядерным оружием, ответить не чем. Она, с выпученными глазами, наложив под себя кучу, будет скалиться и шипеть, как дикий зверь, которого зажали в угол. Ну, а пока НАТО даже не нужно применять физических действий против россии, вы итак самоистребляетесь прекрасно. С таким президентом и с такой политикой россия никогда не будет в выгодной или победной позиции. Всегда будет какой-то условный враг, который не даёт жить, который во всём виноват.

    • @innab2129
      @innab2129 9 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@askhina5322хрюкнуть забылО :)))

    • @tanyagulyaeva4528
      @tanyagulyaeva4528 9 месяцев назад +1

      На мойве пиши​@@askhina5322

    • @ИванКреклин
      @ИванКреклин 9 месяцев назад +1

      Хрюка порвало@@askhina5322

  • @VOP_ICXC_NIKA
    @VOP_ICXC_NIKA 3 года назад +708

    I miss the good old days with the "pain is weakness leaving the body" recruiting ads

    • @psalms27sneadspd46
      @psalms27sneadspd46 3 года назад +9

      Agreed

    • @Darian..
      @Darian.. 3 года назад +40

      rip Rick May

    • @evansutcliffe1099
      @evansutcliffe1099 3 года назад +21

      @@Darian.. god speed you magnificent bastard

    • @MrWizardjr9
      @MrWizardjr9 2 года назад

      go join the russian military invading ukraine then. you will certainly experience plenty of pain

  • @zZwellZz
    @zZwellZz 3 года назад +3909

    During the 80's the US army was represented by Rambo and now is being represented by rainbow... This is great job at how to self-defeating.

    • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981
      @underarmbowlingincidentof1981 3 года назад +67

      you want more half nude big muscly beefcake men to look at don't ya?
      ;)

    • @ironduck3163
      @ironduck3163 3 года назад +264

      @@underarmbowlingincidentof1981 Mmmmm big muscly caked up men yes PLEASE

    • @aeroanosupremo
      @aeroanosupremo 3 года назад +108

      @@ironduck3163

    • @danielevans8910
      @danielevans8910 3 года назад +100

      @@underarmbowlingincidentof1981 yes, I’m gay for Rambo.

    • @ivangarcia-gn6xg
      @ivangarcia-gn6xg 3 года назад +23

      Argentina: First time?

  • @theguybehindyou4762
    @theguybehindyou4762 3 года назад +2300

    Russian: Get ready to fire!
    Emma: I’m rainbow strong!
    Russian: Cancel that order… *fix bayonets!*

  • @Memerproductions
    @Memerproductions 2 года назад +205

    The us ad clearly had a goal in mind, to motivate everyone to join the Russian military

  • @musicsave784
    @musicsave784 3 года назад +597

    As a south Korean, I will interpret North Korean broadcasting.
    "Our combatants train to strengthen the courage, guts, and invincible courage given by the respected supreme commander."

    • @vermas4654
      @vermas4654 3 года назад +24

      @Red Plague imagine Kim Jon Un suddenly getting absolutely jacked and then showing up like that in public. That would definitely be something

    • @andyz7711
      @andyz7711 2 года назад +4

      This definitely shows that a person does not fear pain and can rely on his comrades. We do have in Russia shows like that for ordinary people. Koreans are good people, we have plenty of them here, wery strong relationships in families, which they would defend I am Shure. But in USA you were send to the college and than you are on your own. Parents even take rent from their children for room in adult age, if they still living there. So there is nothing really to defend and a Wery big problem with self-determination amoung people. Who they are and what life is about. To make fun? Then you better don't die in wars, this may help you.

    • @mellr0
      @mellr0 2 года назад +1

      @@andyz7711
      I thought you guys just did that because you cling desperately to stereotypes and fear change, you are afraid of gay people and you consider a good leader is a guy who poisons his opposition with nuclear material?

    • @andyz7711
      @andyz7711 2 года назад

      @@mellr0 Not nuclear. It's called radioactive. Everything is nuclear. The material which probably can kill everyone in cafe including flying by pigeons. And you take there your child with you? The former government agent who helped oligarch escape from trial you call opposition? Your sickness can be qualified only by professional psychologist.

    • @mellr0
      @mellr0 2 года назад +1

      @@andyz7711
      I know its not your first language, but your comments didnt really make much sense. And actually, all material is slightly radioactive. Nuclear material is the term for highly radioactive heavy metals used in nuclear reactors. Not everything radioactive is nuclear material but all nuclear materials are radioactive. Nice attempt to flex.
      Alexander Litninenko was assassinated by people working under orders from Putin, for speaking out against him.
      Its almost like if you talk out against Putin, have evidence he might be guilty of something, or are a risk to him, you mysteriously die by nerve agent, mysterious robbery that ends in death, or radioactive poisoning. Weird coincidence that.

  • @lancepatchwork2263
    @lancepatchwork2263 3 года назад +603

    Yup having a heavily anxious CIA operative holding state secret, prone to panic attack is REALLY a good idea... Im sure she wont have any kind of panic attack if somone follows her or send her treats or god forbid get kidnaped and tortured.

    • @CaesarGB
      @CaesarGB 3 года назад +63

      I'm sure she's got some peaceful nothingburger job unless its going after America's own citizens.

    • @paleamigo8575
      @paleamigo8575 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @paleamigo8575
      @paleamigo8575 3 года назад

      @@CaesarGB they wouldn't do that. 🤔

    • @robpinter5431
      @robpinter5431 3 года назад +40

      How did she/he/them/they or what ever even get a security clearance with all the mental and attitude issues?

    • @kennotrogzeug7012
      @kennotrogzeug7012 3 года назад +5

      I genuinly thought it was a joke, as I haven't finished the video until I saw it 5 or so minutes in.

  • @9826juls
    @9826juls 3 года назад +379

    the russian ads are fucking awesome

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  3 года назад +94

      agree. get me fired up to do something boomer-ish

    • @RT-qd8yl
      @RT-qd8yl 3 года назад +13

      @@JamesonsTravels That description nearly made me spit out my coffee. Bravo 😆

    • @9826juls
      @9826juls 3 года назад +7

      @@JamesonsTravels an add like the russian one would make me want to join

    • @hbtm2951
      @hbtm2951 3 года назад

      I mean, even the YVAN EHT NIOJ would be better than this

    • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981
      @underarmbowlingincidentof1981 3 года назад +1

      yeah the russians know how to do propaganda
      they're still to inept to even invade Ukraine properly tho
      And the US army still has the upper hand
      If its Emma or James at the controls, a drone hits hard either way.

  • @АлексейМякишев-г9э
    @АлексейМякишев-г9э 11 месяцев назад +205

    Очень жаль адекватных жителей Америки, здоровья вам и терпения

    • @RhaegarTargaryen-ou7zq
      @RhaegarTargaryen-ou7zq 9 месяцев назад

      Бедные, они наверное прям изнемогают под сапогом чернокожих сатанистов и геев. Какие же американцы несчастные, сейчас прям расплачусь

  • @KlineDeere
    @KlineDeere 3 года назад +704

    Never been so embarrassed to be an American in my 28 years

    • @arthurlin5170
      @arthurlin5170 2 года назад +94

      never been so motivated to be a non-american in my 28 years

    • @gigasvongamez1241
      @gigasvongamez1241 2 года назад +7

      @@arthurlin5170 lol

    • @mr.brightside7496
      @mr.brightside7496 2 года назад +10

      buckle up boyo, it won't be the last time.

    • @KlineDeere
      @KlineDeere 2 года назад +9

      @@mr.brightside7496 Oh I have no doubt I mean it's to the point where they are making the M&M characters Social Justice Icons it's infecting everything

    • @mr.brightside7496
      @mr.brightside7496 2 года назад +9

      @@KlineDeere as a Canadian, i understand how you feel.

  • @savagewagon7389
    @savagewagon7389 3 года назад +409

    I picture a bunch of Emma’s taking cover while on their laptops trying to dox the family members of the opposing force.

    • @bayousmackerdixford3389
      @bayousmackerdixford3389 3 года назад +1

      Lol 😁😁😁

    • @Jebu911
      @Jebu911 3 года назад +16

      Pretty sure bunch of emmas aint cancelling any opposing forces.

    • @bayousmackerdixford3389
      @bayousmackerdixford3389 3 года назад +2

      @@Jebu911 lol lol Uber fucking truth

    • @Harsh-tf9he
      @Harsh-tf9he 3 года назад +10

      OMG! why are they still shooting us? dont they know we are a minority that deserves "respect"?

    • @puss_n_booze
      @puss_n_booze 3 года назад +12

      @@Harsh-tf9he *an enemy bomber then drops a bomb with "respect" written on it*

  • @lordium1848
    @lordium1848 2 года назад +904

    Emma: has two moms
    Dmitri: has two guns

    • @somerandommen
      @somerandommen 2 года назад +21

      And a shallow grave in Eastern Ukraine...

    • @simohayha2756
      @simohayha2756 2 года назад

      @@somerandommen It was shown that they were pure propaganda, but it was thanks to Emma that Putin began planning his invasion

    • @somerandommen
      @somerandommen 2 года назад +8

      @@simohayha2756 Sure bud, he totally invaded because "Merica's becomin' woke brother!!1!1". Not the fact he's getting old and wants to be remembered in history as more than a dictator of Russia. Not the fact NATO was taking away his ability to play with Eastern European countries like they were his toys. It's all because "wokeness"

    • @Vinh-qv6eq
      @Vinh-qv6eq Год назад +33

      @@somerandommen hearing all of this from tiktok didnt ya

    • @somerandommen
      @somerandommen Год назад +3

      @@Vinh-qv6eq No because unlike Rightoids, Lefties aren't a hivemind. We actually capable of free thought. That's why Lefties disagree on basically everything.

  • @iamjustahudsonhornet3468
    @iamjustahudsonhornet3468 2 года назад +1214

    Emma: i was raised by two moms, one wasnt able to walk but it walked again for some reason, so they were ready to marry and they did. So i decided that i would go to my own adventure and join the us military to spread love.
    War: *i dont care, hold my bomb*

    • @floridamanvergilfromaltern938
      @floridamanvergilfromaltern938 2 года назад +78

      War: we don't do that here

    • @randybonner9870
      @randybonner9870 2 года назад +55

      Wow I never realized that the military is about spreading the love. I'm pretty sure we don't need soldiers like this

    • @cloudshifter
      @cloudshifter 2 года назад +50

      War: Dear Emma, your mothers will be sad to know you didn't make it past the second day at the front.

    • @spectroelectro3772
      @spectroelectro3772 2 года назад +18

      Enemy soldier: Did you hear something other than shouting and explosions?
      Other enemy soldier: Probably rats. Into everything

    • @randybonner9870
      @randybonner9870 2 года назад +4

      You said , " but it walked again for some reason ". Man wh ed n I reas that it was like a North Wind blew thru my living room . Brrrrr

  • @3158David
    @3158David 3 года назад +967

    I recently was speaking with my son who retired from the Irish military after 21 years.
    One of his reasons to retire was the lowering of standards set to allow recruits qualify and the standards being lowered for different genders who just couldn't hack minor hardship.
    Political interference has made western militarys weak for the sake of so called woke.

    • @detroitandclevelandfan5503
      @detroitandclevelandfan5503 3 года назад +53

      Yeah if a War starts up we will lose.

    • @tutes0133
      @tutes0133 3 года назад +107

      It's sickening and pathetic. Or worse are the cases where the folks with real potential for jobs like this (but I'm also classing Police and Firefighters and Ambulances etc under the umbrella) get swept under ths rug and ignored because they're not diverse or woke enough.
      Not enough special snowflake.
      A friend of mine. A white MALE friend tried to join the New York police department with damn near perfect grades and was in a shitstorm for over 2 years before he decided it wasn't worth it there. Meanwhile some black girl that scored awful only barely above the 50% marks was accepted after him within 3 months.
      Just because she was a black girl and he a white guy.
      He saw the same thing happen to others because of similair things in this video. Getting accepted because your gay, or trans or a minority or a identify as blah blah blah.
      It's shameful and destructive and the repercussions will be awful.

    • @sukaira9334
      @sukaira9334 3 года назад +37

      @@tutes0133 you fuc***g know it bro. These things will be the downfall of nations.

    • @PennGaming
      @PennGaming 3 года назад +20

      IRA exists for a reason 😎😂

    • @ryanzer0170
      @ryanzer0170 3 года назад +13

      @@detroitandclevelandfan5503 no, real men will take up arms and pick up the slack left by the rejects.

  • @CardMagicish
    @CardMagicish 2 года назад +2119

    As a russian guy i'm really disappointed with what is happening with the USA today(

    • @paufernandezboj5517
      @paufernandezboj5517 2 года назад +23

      @Child Molester and making an a good show 10/10

    • @Valentin82.
      @Valentin82. 2 года назад +38

      @Child Molester Посмотри, как русскому спецназовцу бьют арматурой металлической по рукам и ногам, зрелище улётное.

    • @Lampachant
      @Lampachant 2 года назад +15

      @Child Molester Look how the russian comando beated by metall armature at arms and lags,mindblowing thing

    • @baivabx4275
      @baivabx4275 2 года назад +131

      I am an Indian and I too am disappointed with the present situation of USA

    • @belgianfried
      @belgianfried 2 года назад +12

      @@Valentin82. well they hit the head too. So you have a SMALL chance of mind blowing… literally

  • @BY-fd7bi
    @BY-fd7bi 3 года назад +2471

    Gonna be shocking when you can't rely on missiles anymore and actually have to fight a full scale ground war with Emma and her woke friends that joined for college money.

    • @Viconius
      @Viconius 3 года назад +192

      I'm guessing if it came down to that, Emma will have fled with Jodi back home with the rainbow-friends waving a white flag. I'm also imagining personal signs saying "Not in the Face!"

    • @vincentsavoca5575
      @vincentsavoca5575 3 года назад +55

      People join the U.S. military for educational benefits, regardless of political beliefs though…

    • @alphawerewolf263
      @alphawerewolf263 3 года назад +105

      God save our heterosexuality before they destroy it

    • @vincentsavoca5575
      @vincentsavoca5575 3 года назад +31

      @@alphawerewolf263 Yeah, because it’s totally possible to biologically destroy entire sexual orientations… ones which have propelled hominid evolution for the past 3 to 5 million years.

    • @warrenpuckett4203
      @warrenpuckett4203 3 года назад +40

      I do remember hearing this lament from a female that joined the guard and got called up for Gulf 2.
      Her concern was she was not going graduate with all her current freshman college classmates and fall behind.
      AS her very experienced section SGT. I explained what was going to happen.
      I also explained why staying in and letting the Army pay for her college would do for her. The last contact I had with her was she was a Major and loving it.
      A major with no college loan pay back. Ever.
      I also told her the biggest mistake I made was not doing just that when I had just turned 19.
      NO she was not a I am as good as a man. She is I can lead them. She also had no problem with men.
      She did learn as Dirty Harry stated, know her limitations. That should on the 1st line of your strengths list.

  • @krazylevin
    @krazylevin 2 года назад +277

    The Martial arts practice of breaking bricks etc, is more mental development than anything else. It puts you in a state-of-mind where you're ready to achieve the impossible.
    The US recruitment ad gives me the impression that they've lost touch with what war really is.

    • @conormccue2871
      @conormccue2871 2 года назад +11

      They haven't won one in decades. They lost that touch the moment they became obsessed with toys, cut funding for the rank and file, made their soldiers sleep in mold, became obsessed with "optics wars" and stopped using anything but their airforce to do any actual fighting.

    • @darwinmurdoch905
      @darwinmurdoch905 Год назад +5

      @@conormccue2871 still better than sending conscripts at machineguns like the Russians are doing, also have you seen the effectiveness of drones?

    • @wilhelmgatenjuk638
      @wilhelmgatenjuk638 10 месяцев назад

      @@darwinmurdoch905 wo hast du gesehen das die Russen ihre Wehrpflichtigen gegen Maschinengewehre schicken ?! Wahrscheinlich in deinem Traum !

    • @ГригорийПисарев-у1ю
      @ГригорийПисарев-у1ю 9 месяцев назад +3

      Кирпичи ломают для того, чтоб быть быть верить что смогут сломать лицо.

    • @issrah7620
      @issrah7620 4 месяца назад +1

      Bro Ukraine no longer exist ​@@darwinmurdoch905

  • @JohnZiTAB
    @JohnZiTAB 2 года назад +543

    Emma: “And maybe shatter some stereotypes on the way..”
    Taliban: The only think you’ll be shattering is your bones.

    • @AxisCorpsRep
      @AxisCorpsRep 2 года назад +5

      no no, first to shatter is her mental state when the enemy shooting at her doesnt address her by her pronouns

    • @JohnZiTAB
      @JohnZiTAB 2 года назад +25

      @@AxisCorpsRep Emma: *I’m A PolyMagpus GOoerimg DYke!*
      Taliban: *Intense Caveman Grunt*

    • @aryafalahati5975
      @aryafalahati5975 2 года назад

      Like a fuckin crouton

    • @Superchoco-cv1qr
      @Superchoco-cv1qr 2 года назад +29

      @@JohnZiTAB Id rather be a caveman than an emma, also the taliban got to add another superpowers helmet to their collection, so there's that

    • @georgeousthegorgeous
      @georgeousthegorgeous 2 года назад

      @@Superchoco-cv1qr buddy if we went into Afganistan to destroy Taliban then the whole country would be genocided in 1 month

  • @SpaceMonkeyBoi
    @SpaceMonkeyBoi 3 года назад +3220

    The reason why the Soviet Union collapsed was because they found out that Emily had two moms. Join the army.

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  3 года назад +793

      they gave up. changed flag to rainbow and started loving more.

    • @nathanaelil5203
      @nathanaelil5203 3 года назад +103

      cant forget the Pizza Hut ad

    • @BritKidWithAGun
      @BritKidWithAGun 3 года назад +49

      Crikey @kamil S what does being a republican have to do with army recruitment videos POV 2021 you can be cis non binary that isn’t scientifically proven but u can’t be a republican what is this generation now

    • @silence24dogood47
      @silence24dogood47 3 года назад +67

      @kamil S we found the brainwashed statist leftie

    • @Proximous-01
      @Proximous-01 3 года назад +10

      @@silence24dogood47 yessirrr

  • @RyeOnHam
    @RyeOnHam 3 года назад +421

    When it became 'okay' to be gay, one of my troops stood up in the briefing room and asked to speak. He said, "blah-blah-blah, I'm gay!" Dude next to him said, "We know. Shut up and get back to work." I probably could have gotten in trouble, but I was laughing along with the rest of them. No, he wasn't hiding a thing. No, we didn't care. Had nothing to do with the mission.

    • @diesirae6780
      @diesirae6780 3 года назад +15

      And yet now here we are, so did it affect the mission?

    • @paleamigo8575
      @paleamigo8575 3 года назад +67

      🤣🤣🤣 Exactly! Which is why all of this attention being drawn to what/how people use their genitals in private should be a gigantic insult to any human being with half a brain.

    • @unitedstatesofamerica9948
      @unitedstatesofamerica9948 3 года назад +8

      @@diesirae6780 He doesn't care that you care. It's a plus from being discriminated or hated just for being gay and not because of his performance. And then it's back to work. Doing one thing in one moment doesn't mean you don't do other important things in other moments.

    • @davidr1676
      @davidr1676 3 года назад +4

      I remember people actually getting kicked out for being gay, or rather caught in gay sex acts. During the "Don't ask, Don't tell" period we had some who came out in many ways without saying the actual words. Weird days when I think back.

    • @MikoyanGurevichMiG21
      @MikoyanGurevichMiG21 3 года назад +40

      Should be just like FMJ.
      " I don't care if you're white, black, Asian, straight, gay or trans. Here, you're all equally worthless!"

  • @HellishAriya
    @HellishAriya 9 месяцев назад +25

    Привет в 2024г. Я - русская девушка, занималась с детства лёгкой атлетикой, самообороной с колюще-резущим оружием, волонтерством в конюшне и ветеринарной клинике. При росте 150см и весе 39кг могу себя защитить, но не нужно! Тем более в армии. Даже очень худой и низкий парень легко сломает пополам накаченную мадам в 95% случаев. Мужчины открывают передо мной двери, не хамят и носят мои тяжёлые вещи. Без просьбы, а мы даже не знакомые. Я не чувствую давления или угнетения и искренне благодарна за заботу. А плохие люди есть везде, как мужчины, так и женщины.

  • @Rockhopper1
    @Rockhopper1 2 года назад +3143

    sadly before leaving the military in 2016 there were lots of Emmas walking about, I called them eggshell soldiers. Lazy, sensitive and you could not shout at them, use black humour. Everyone went by a label or had a mental illness like it was bling. Demanded to be promoted, the management promoted them into ranks and roles they were not fit for just to tick a box. I had a femal soldier struggling on cross country driving, so as I did for any soldier gave her basic instruction on how to do it. For 48 hrs I was in the admin offices filling in statements and looking at being demoted. My crime was that Emma thought I was being sexist and sexually aggressive by talking to her. My OC had me in the office telling me to write a letter of apology to her. So he sat me down to write one. Dear Emma, grow up you are in the army. He saw the letter I wrote as he wanted to check it. I refused to kow tow to her. It went in the bin. Everyone was scared to go against her. So I charged her with her insubordination and got my family solicitor involved. She was posted out. People from the woke brigade are dangerous in the ranks, simple question would you have that person to right or left of you in contact with the enemy if the answer is no they are not fit to serve.

    • @peterfarkas199
      @peterfarkas199 2 года назад +86

      i feel bad for you. Why we could be all eqaul. Why freacking army is bowing heads to woke lazy ases who gona die first 5 minutes in real combat

    • @p1zystrat18
      @p1zystrat18 2 года назад +84

      @@peterfarkas199 Cause the media will cry that "women are disrespected & not treated as equals in the millitary"

    • @peterfarkas199
      @peterfarkas199 2 года назад +53

      @@p1zystrat18 Why we need media even? They did nthing good to world they only spread informations and dis-informations

    • @joshwalshthe1
      @joshwalshthe1 2 года назад +236

      Respect to you for doing that !

    • @codyshmodie
      @codyshmodie 2 года назад +72

      Lets join a militia!

  • @chairmanwario
    @chairmanwario 3 года назад +1512

    I am legitimately curious to see how an army of soldiers like "Emma" would do against an army of soldiers like the main character in the Russian commercial.
    If it were possible to run a realistic simulation of that, it would be an interesting thing to see.

    • @deusvult7750
      @deusvult7750 2 года назад +340

      The simulation will display a pornography 🙃

    • @igorisaakov3350
      @igorisaakov3350 2 года назад +69

      I feel sorry about our
      Military. After all they not
      Like Emma. They better not...
      Ore we are all doomed. 😒

    • @theonehappyorc1235
      @theonehappyorc1235 2 года назад +46

      @@deusvult7750 no. It's Russian guy. It will display, uhm... heavy erotics, I'd say))

    • @prettiestlivingbeing
      @prettiestlivingbeing 2 года назад +21

      @@deusvult7750 bro it cant even called a pornography anymore :/

    • @deusvult7750
      @deusvult7750 2 года назад +13

      @@prettiestlivingbeing call i a sex Clip, video, what ever you want 🤣 you get the picture 😅

  • @Squid7011
    @Squid7011 2 года назад +371

    North Korean ad: We're tough as nails and possess martial prowess.
    Russian ad: We leave our old lives behind to become strong men and defend Russia.
    Chinese ad: We have firepower, technology, national pride and we are legion.
    American ads: We're spoiled, woke and overly sensitive. Being woke is more important than winning battles and achieving strategic objectives.

    • @koli4213
      @koli4213 Год назад +9

      yea whatever marketing team the army has is pretty moronic

    • @dfct9494
      @dfct9494 Год назад +1

      @@koli4213 It's actually pretty smart, you aren't in any place to criticize it. You have to understand that the armed forces in the states lack people, its all volunteer after all. So ads have got to convince people from all walks of life. Even if they are "woke" and all that, they can still do the job. Besides, having a bunch of advertisements of tough men doing challenging things is great, but as you can see in the real world that is not what makes an army.

    • @koli4213
      @koli4213 Год назад

      @@dfct9494 get this man a True...

    • @dfct9494
      @dfct9494 Год назад

      @@koli4213 what?

    • @koli4213
      @koli4213 Год назад

      @@dfct9494 Thems the facts...

  • @jakeroven
    @jakeroven 2 года назад +194

    "I have 2 moms"
    "Oh, that's gonna be a big responsibility for your dad to take care both of your moms."
    "What's a dad?"

  • @mad1478
    @mad1478 3 года назад +545

    Emma: "and shatter some stereotypes along the way"
    Spoiler: She didnt destroy stereotypes, she actually created more.

    • @punisher3607
      @punisher3607 2 года назад +63

      She herself IS a stereotype, and nobody likes it.

    • @shawerful5209
      @shawerful5209 2 года назад

      She is a steryotype These two moms are steryotypes. Her life is a steryotype

    • @SpinoAdri2001
      @SpinoAdri2001 2 года назад

      @@punisher3607 a stereotype of a terf or right wing feminist?

    • @RoyalSap
      @RoyalSap 2 года назад +4

      @@SpinoAdri2001 Both

    • @anonmon96
      @anonmon96 2 года назад

      the biggest Irony of all.

  • @exwarrigualsaing1442
    @exwarrigualsaing1442 3 года назад +1566

    I'm officially a Russian soldier, thanks to Emma my choice became easy 🤣.

    • @exwarrigualsaing1442
      @exwarrigualsaing1442 3 года назад +268

      @Johan F. Do you understand what a joke is?

    • @alphaomega3766
      @alphaomega3766 3 года назад +34

      Hope to see you soon too help us liberate Canada from this nightmare.

    • @CaesarGB
      @CaesarGB 3 года назад +65

      If it wasn’t for my love of this country and wanting to turn it around, I would be very tempted to become a Russian citizen via enlistment in their army. At least there I’d know most of the girls are straight and more likely to be a good wife.

    • @exwarrigualsaing1442
      @exwarrigualsaing1442 3 года назад +65

      @Johan F. Still a joke and regardless if it wasn't I wouldn't want to be part of the military. Especially when it's morals and priorities have turned woke. Rather be a Russian soldier knowing no woke shenanigans are going on. Because wokenism leads to the downfall of everything it touches.

    • @railfanningCNrail
      @railfanningCNrail 3 года назад +1

      @@alphaomega3766 mans going to be shot if hes liberated dont say bad things about your own country someone is watching thru out phones and our computers

  • @jlane99
    @jlane99 3 года назад +2204

    As a 22 year old young American, the US army Emma add motivates me, but in the exact opposite way THEY want it to. It motivates me to denounce the degeneracy promoted by modern American media and government. It motivates me to be stronger, work harder, and embrace masculinity and tradition. It also motivates me to be the best prepared I can be as a civilian for when something happens, because I know I can’t count on the Emma army to defend me. *clutches my ARs etc. tight*

    • @НужнобольшеЗолота-л1в
      @НужнобольшеЗолота-л1в 3 года назад +275

      Let me shake your hand, friend. With all heart, from Russia.

    • @AbyssalAntony
      @AbyssalAntony 2 года назад +110

      Jay you spoke like a true man and with my fellow russian i shake your hand as well

    • @Game822snake
      @Game822snake 2 года назад +75

      As an arab that got fucked by USA i too shake your hand

    • @jlane99
      @jlane99 2 года назад +80

      @@AbyssalAntony I respect you and my Russian friends. I promise, my American government and media does not represent the VAST majority of us citizens. I do hope and prey we get sensibility and common sense back in our leadership.

    • @AbyssalAntony
      @AbyssalAntony 2 года назад +36

      @@jlane99 oh trust me brotha NO GOVERMENT and Media represents it's country , mine are also bad , i hope the same for mine and for every country , there is alot of corruption nowdays

  • @ahmetalmovov1748
    @ahmetalmovov1748 Год назад +50

    Emma:Raised by 2 moms
    Vlad:Raised by 2 bears

  • @cyberzombie038
    @cyberzombie038 3 года назад +475

    Honestly the CIA ad surprised me the most. When mentioning the CIA the first thing that comes to mind is cloak & dagger operations and international surveillance, not going against the patriarchy.

    • @gorkyd7912
      @gorkyd7912 3 года назад +14

      The two are basically the same thing.

    • @zaneshark
      @zaneshark 3 года назад +34

      The vast majority of the CIA leadership consists of females.
      It would not surprise me if Langley has more women than men employed at the agency, and a high percentage of these women are lesbian and transgenders. A large percentage of the male employees are homosexuals.

    • @cainabel8137
      @cainabel8137 3 года назад +1

      It's ok you shouldn't think a woman like that or whatever be can destroy a goverment.

    • @d-man9921
      @d-man9921 3 года назад +11

      You forgot the experiments on US citizens and the war crimes they committed and covered up

    • @tatarchan5212
      @tatarchan5212 3 года назад +8

      and think i can guess why they failed to kill Fidel castro after going full wil E coyote for 100th time.

  • @ATF0311
    @ATF0311 3 года назад +239

    I would much rather have someone that’s portrayed in the Russian ad defending me than Emma and her two moms

    • @bayousmackerdixford3389
      @bayousmackerdixford3389 3 года назад +7

      Pravda@@ makes sense doesn't it..Emma and her 2 moms are placing fear or abject terror in nobody's soul

    • @MrWizardjr9
      @MrWizardjr9 2 года назад

      ok good luck with that. they will just run out of diesel and flee

    • @WxnBum
      @WxnBum 2 года назад

      @@MrWizardjr9 better than Emma and her two moms 💀

  • @viklifts-zk8bl
    @viklifts-zk8bl 3 года назад +595

    "I think she's still working on it because she seems pretty bitter about it"
    you just summed up modern feminism in a single sentence

  • @djrubixcube05jordan31
    @djrubixcube05jordan31 2 года назад +73

    My moms friend back before I was born, was in the marines and she talked so highly of him and he went all over the world and even became a green beretta. The reason i bring this up is because he died just yesterday. So with that said I have so much respect for you guys

  • @jonathonredacted3396
    @jonathonredacted3396 2 года назад +728

    Emma went on to have ptsd and chronic depression, and get put on months long waiting lists at her local vet hospital. She started lashing out and developing addictions only to be isolated and alone in a world they no longer recognize. They should include that in their ads.

    • @jonathonredacted3396
      @jonathonredacted3396 2 года назад +95

      Not actually what happened to emma, just what happens to some soldiers after being in active combat. Im saying they make the military look cute and fun but its not so fun when you have to kill somone and deal with ptsd nightmares.

    • @clubtcb
      @clubtcb 2 года назад +45

      What happened ? She got called by the wrong pronouns ? She got yelled at for spilling the coffee ?

    • @jeffhubbard2904
      @jeffhubbard2904 2 года назад +21

      Emma went on to get killed by Russian infantrymen when they blew up the missile launcher and overwhelmed her platoon.

    • @thebluelunarmonkey
      @thebluelunarmonkey 2 года назад +52

      emma had 2 moms and got PTSD without ever stepping foot in a combat zone

    • @punisher3607
      @punisher3607 2 года назад +4

      😂😂

  • @Charlie-fu6ep
    @Charlie-fu6ep 3 года назад +789

    ISIS commander: Call off the attack!
    ISIS fighter: Why?
    Commander: Emma has two mom's, we can't ambush the convoys now!

    • @billsima6983
      @billsima6983 3 года назад +88

      "we're gonna get cancelled on twitter!!"

    • @cursedman420
      @cursedman420 3 года назад +23

      Strange how isis also have emma's weapons

    • @ajdndbdjbdj
      @ajdndbdjbdj 2 года назад +6

      @@cursedman420 bro we all know why 🤣

    • @cursedman420
      @cursedman420 2 года назад +1

      @@ajdndbdjbdj but they don't have two moms
      Not even one I could say

    • @Healthandwealth9422
      @Healthandwealth9422 2 года назад +3

      ISIS commander: get my 10 moms

  • @hanchiman
    @hanchiman 3 года назад +356

    As a Chinese, the whole theme of PLA advert is "Protect your country and your home" which basically has been around for a long time since the historical general Yue Fei in 11th century. I think few years ago, the PLA advert used the "Chinese military thru history" starting from medieval period up to present day modern warfare. And the theme is the same "Protect your country with your life"

    • @manchagojohnsonmanchago6367
      @manchagojohnsonmanchago6367 3 года назад +3

      sounds gay

    • @hanchiman
      @hanchiman 3 года назад +75

      @@manchagojohnsonmanchago6367 Talking from experience?

    • @risingdoom
      @risingdoom 3 года назад +24

      @@hanchiman nice comeback 😂

    • @werren894
      @werren894 3 года назад

      that is still stupid and weaksauce

    • @hanchiman
      @hanchiman 3 года назад +12

      @@werren894 How about you make one genius

  • @geessaess1707
    @geessaess1707 2 года назад +28

    Anxiety disorder in the military, what can possibly go wrong.

  • @ShahAznable
    @ShahAznable 3 года назад +576

    The russian one roughly means:
    "yesterday you Is a past, are you okay with that? Without enemy there's no victory, the biggest enemy is your yesterday self"
    And goes on something about "here where you building yourself up"

    • @garrisyounguns6116
      @garrisyounguns6116 3 года назад +74

      So the Russian ad is about bettering your surroundings be bettering yourself? While the American ad is I shouldn't apologize for what I am?

    • @Hippo_Hegemony
      @Hippo_Hegemony 3 года назад +20

      @@garrisyounguns6116 oh you thought it was gonna be some Gung-ho kicking down doors and stacking bodies kinda think? Nah bro, that’s the old corps. This the new, LGTQALEI corps.

    • @CaesarGB
      @CaesarGB 3 года назад +1

      Based.

    • @Hardixm
      @Hardixm 3 года назад +2

      @@Hippo_Hegemony based comment ever

    • @erics2305
      @erics2305 3 года назад +1

      It's much better than the American ones, but also a bit negative, if you ask me. Why should people be f*ed up to begin with?

  • @benitomaldonado7080
    @benitomaldonado7080 3 года назад +173

    Basically it’s the pussification of our armed forces, the weakening and neutering of all that was once was the greatest fighting machine of the world . God help us . US Army Vietnam vet 69-72 .

    • @SaintPatrick1970
      @SaintPatrick1970 3 года назад +9

      Yea no doubt…. Can you imagine them humping the boonies in the Mekong Delta? 😎

    • @emmasnow29
      @emmasnow29 3 года назад

      Oh PLEASE......your outdated idea of machismo is just silly as hell.

    • @benitomaldonado7080
      @benitomaldonado7080 3 года назад +20

      @@emmasnow29 Ouch ! 😂

    • @kauannunes1160
      @kauannunes1160 3 года назад +12

      Exactly we need brave men in the armed forces not pussies.

    • @xela6349
      @xela6349 3 года назад +28

      @@emmasnow29 and your idea of woke idealism solving everything is mislead. Multiculturalism shouldn't matter for an army. You only have one culture: Your brothers and sisters in arms. Maybe show off some actually impressive feats instead of talking about what you want to do and never actually doing stuff. Maybe then you'll be taken more serious as part of the greater whole. Right now some people act like they deserve to be recognized for their gender or their sexuality when that is something that shouldn't ever be in a recruiting add. That's nothing to do with macho, just pure fact.

  • @sixpest
    @sixpest 3 года назад +266

    He said alphabet mafia and I almost died; It was funny because that's exactly how they are it was too true

    • @paleamigo8575
      @paleamigo8575 3 года назад +2

      I like that also, he stole it from me.🤣👍

    • @jbarral6509
      @jbarral6509 3 года назад

      So true, how many genders are their anyway.

    • @Groza_Dallocort
      @Groza_Dallocort 3 года назад +10

      @@jbarral6509 in the USA over 60 I think. Rest of the world two

    • @andresvalverde5182
      @andresvalverde5182 3 года назад +2

      @@jbarral6509 There was a alphabet woman who counted about 100 and said she couldn't remember the rest

  • @Machoke.
    @Machoke. 2 года назад +89

    I know people who are actively serving, and I feel good knowing men like them exist in the military right now. That being said, the thing that scares me is the direction the militaries headed. They seem a lot less focused on appealing to strong youth who are willing to fight, and protect this nation, and switching their focus towards being woke, and inclusive. I feel this hurts recurring more than helps.

    • @billvilmezis5968
      @billvilmezis5968 2 года назад +3

      Smiles sadly while beeing in a country with conscription

    • @Solar-sx7kh
      @Solar-sx7kh Год назад +2

      the military has always been woke, don't be a bigot. Look up double V, and how the military was a big contributor to all the civil rights and women rights movements. Also where is that patriotism that we all love to show for vets? Be a patriot and love our people, that is all our people. Plus our military's doctrine and interests aren't changing, it literally is just showing how lgtbq+ people are welcomed and you're losing your mind for some reason, similiar thing with double V for african americans.

  • @irferf
    @irferf 2 года назад +1135

    "Hard times create strong men, strong men create good times, good times create weak men, and weak men create hard times."
    We're in the "good times create weak men" phase of the cycle here in America, unfortunately.

    • @rotundmonibuv5103
      @rotundmonibuv5103 2 года назад +110

      I'd say we're in hard times with weak men.

    • @saveliysotnikov2383
      @saveliysotnikov2383 2 года назад +23

      @@rotundmonibuv5103 I second that sentiment.

    • @angelman906
      @angelman906 2 года назад +8

      Quite literally one of the most stupid quotes ever.

    • @Kallixede
      @Kallixede 2 года назад +75

      @@angelman906 You can't say that and not explain why

    • @ZAND4TSU
      @ZAND4TSU 2 года назад +4

      The cycle will never end

  • @madog1
    @madog1 3 года назад +143

    North Korea doesn't need to recruit, I believe military service is mandatory.

    • @petrsilkovskiy3870
      @petrsilkovskiy3870 3 года назад +24

      It's all about patriotism and prestige. This video shows korean elite forces, and they want boys to compete for the place. And others to respect them.
      For instance, in the end of 70th soviets released a movie about paratroopers - kind of elite in soviet military - and for the next several years a lot of boys did their best to get there.

    • @soillong9755
      @soillong9755 3 года назад +2

      the nukes are already enough to destroy the world

  • @veteran8894
    @veteran8894 2 года назад +610

    The Russian military ad should've been like showing the US ad first and then saying: "To protect your motherland from this cancer, join the Russian army."

    • @Kaiserboo1871
      @Kaiserboo1871 2 года назад +1

      Or better yet, for when the Russians invade America during the up coming Russo-Ukrainian War.
      “To protect your motherland from this cancer, join the American Cooperation Army today.”

    • @punisher3607
      @punisher3607 2 года назад +18

      Bruh totally

    • @Abdullah-wi1iy
      @Abdullah-wi1iy 2 года назад +29

      @Claudia Furlan in face of Emma's two moms everything ages well

    • @Ordoabchao-x9k
      @Ordoabchao-x9k 2 года назад

      @Claudia Furlan would still fight with Russia against this cancer. Death is a preferable alternative to whatever Americans are doing.

    • @sylviamaresca8852
      @sylviamaresca8852 2 года назад +30

      They would be overwhelmed with recruits

  • @RynaxAlien
    @RynaxAlien 9 месяцев назад +17

    USA : Meet little girl raised by 2 moms
    Russia : Meet Natalya raised by 2 bears in Siberia

  • @gratius1394
    @gratius1394 3 года назад +412

    Anyone who says that the military can be "too aggressive" simply doesn't understand its purpose. I've used this metaphore before but good military is like a guard dog howling for blood and the only job of civilian authorities should be to point it to the right target and unleash it.

    • @marrqi7wini54
      @marrqi7wini54 3 года назад +31

      Unfortunately our civil authorities have bad aim.

    • @Eis_
      @Eis_ 3 года назад +20

      @@marrqi7wini54 Or their heads just aren't straight that they're targeting wrong people. Being drunk [of power] sure is hard.

    • @karlmodry716
      @karlmodry716 3 года назад +6

      True. Thats why in modern wars criminals, street thugs and poor farmers survived. You need literaly the worst and most dangerous people a nation could get.

    • @danielsan901998
      @danielsan901998 3 года назад +2

      and if a dog kill an innocent person, the dog must be destroyed.

    • @gratius1394
      @gratius1394 3 года назад +12

      @@danielsan901998 There are no "innocent people" in politics because politics has nothing to do with morality.

  • @lilzenongene
    @lilzenongene 3 года назад +252

    Honestly my favorite ad there was the Chinese one, it had explosions, tanks, submarines, missile being launched from ships and planes, artillery. Basically everything that shows you how cool and great the military is, and makes you want to join.

    • @23Disciple
      @23Disciple 2 года назад +3

      But that phonetical side of chinese language is so irritating.

    • @syndicatepenguin8420
      @syndicatepenguin8420 2 года назад +15

      Meanwhile in the US, showing clips of launching ICBMs can offend a great group of woke people, being offended that their country's violating human rights and whatnot. I kinda understand the US felt the need to use this marketing technique to include that part of their society so they could recruit more yet they're embarrassing themselves in an international level

    • @Baraodojaguary
      @Baraodojaguary 2 года назад +1

      My favorite is the Brazilian one made my proud being from there

    • @sonnymagalhaes9203
      @sonnymagalhaes9203 2 года назад +1

      I like Brazil better, because was for her convocation that i enlisted and i don't regret it.

    • @Baraodojaguary
      @Baraodojaguary 2 года назад

      @@sonnymagalhaes9203 agreed brazilian brother

  • @seagullteam6
    @seagullteam6 3 года назад +435

    Emma and all of her alphabet soup-group friends should be demanding to be the first sent into combat to prove they are truly equal in their ability to take a hill. God forbid the enemy mis-genders them or they may quit in protest.

    • @emmasnow29
      @emmasnow29 3 года назад

      Yawn, another snowflake...

    • @waclac
      @waclac 3 года назад +21

      @@emmasnow29 well his comment is the exact opposite of a snowflake. but also his comment is also wrong too. Emma won’t be on the front lines. she isn’t going to take on and Conquer a hill. her mos is 14H. they take out incoming enemy attacks. so if the enemy attacks unexpectedly they take them out with missiles. they do surveillance and keep tabs on radars to see anything coming into the area of interest. if something enters that area then Emma sends a bunch of missiles down on them.

    • @quinlanal-aziz6155
      @quinlanal-aziz6155 3 года назад +4

      @@waclac Patriot batteries are used for defense against cruise and ballistic missile attacks, probably aircraft as well. I’m unsure if the have a surface to surface mode.

    • @beans5762
      @beans5762 3 года назад +7

      @@emmasnow29 yo look its emma

    • @崔莱
      @崔莱 3 года назад +14

      Enemy would probably mistake them for civilians and just shoo them off lol. They won't even be placed in POW camps because they'd complain that the water is not gay enough to drink.

  • @flour461
    @flour461 2 года назад +15

    Bro the girl in the EMMA ad literally admits she is only in the army to "break a stereotype" and not to protect her country or the people that live in it

    • @sgx9874
      @sgx9874 Год назад +1

      while being a stereotype herself. And one that is CERTAINLY not fit for the army.

  • @lovelivelaugh7712
    @lovelivelaugh7712 3 года назад +173

    I love your commentary 😂

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  3 года назад +54

      Thanks Nicole and thanks for being a member. Woke is a cancer for happiness later in life.

    • @texal4230
      @texal4230 3 года назад

      @@JamesonsTravels true

  • @floridasoldat
    @floridasoldat 3 года назад +262

    This is actually really, really sad to me. We used to strike so much fear into the hearts of our enemies they wouldn’t dare even open their mouths against us without being utterly terrified. Now we and our advertisements for our military’s Fabulous Fatherless Fairy Divisions have become the laughing stock of the global military community in the name of fighting the “patriarchy” rather than evil. This is just utterly pathetic and sad. From raising the Stars and Stripes over Mt. Suribachi to holding a rainbow flag just high enough to conceal our surgically makeshift genitals (then holding up a stress card and taking a break because our arms are tired). We deserve whatever’s coming to us.

    • @paleamigo8575
      @paleamigo8575 3 года назад +42

      Are you a professional Comedian?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍
      "Fabulous Fatherless Fairy Divisions"
      "Our surgically makeshift genitals..."
      This level of comedy is the primary reason why I read the comments on RUclips. 🤣👍

    • @paleamigo8575
      @paleamigo8575 3 года назад +3

      Are you a professional Comedian?🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

    • @notamonkey42
      @notamonkey42 3 года назад +16

      Feared your technology and huge resources maybe but considering how badly you got your arses kicked in Vietnam and Afghanistan I don’t think your soldiers have been particularly feared.

    • @user-oy9zy4ds9m
      @user-oy9zy4ds9m 3 года назад +29

      Like bane told Batman: “victory has defeated you”. Being safe and powerful for too long has actually made us weak and soft .

    • @galatians-2.20
      @galatians-2.20 3 года назад +16

      I hear you man......my heart is breaking over this...I miss the country I uses to know and I feel so guilty that I wasn't fighting to conserve and protect my country all along like I should have. So many missed opportunities and now I'm trying to make up for lost time but can't help but worry that it's too late. But I'm not going to give up. Ever.

  • @jackhampton2062
    @jackhampton2062 3 года назад +271

    Wow, I must be living under a rock I didn't even know the CIA had ads. I certainly can't recall seeing one. Brutal to watch for sure. I guess just like every other 'corporation' they feel the need to get on that virtue signal bandwagon for some brownie points.

    • @JamesonsTravels
      @JamesonsTravels  3 года назад +47

      fat part of the big green machine inc is disgusting. the common folks who do all of the heavy lifting are the real back done of america.

    • @paleamigo8575
      @paleamigo8575 3 года назад +6

      "Brutal to watch for sure..."🤣🤣🤣✌
      The scary thing is that someone may be proudly standing behind this disaster as if they have done a great service to their country.

    • @robertpatter5509
      @robertpatter5509 3 года назад +10

      @@paleamigo8575 Their goal is to destroy America. That's the point. To subvert from the inside. From within. To demoralize you. To sap your Spirit or Will Power.
      They are spies.

    • @ezekiel6795
      @ezekiel6795 3 года назад +5

      Yes the CIA the start of feminism and the biggest pushers of it globally that why other cultures and countries especially the Middle East hate us because we are trying to turn women into green hair feminist and make things like America

    • @bouzzard4871
      @bouzzard4871 3 года назад +2

      @@robertpatter5509 the point of being a spy it's not having anyone considering you as such, not even by a slight suspicion from randoms like you and me... So if they are spies, they're not doing a great job.
      I think that some shithead thought it'd be a good idea to follow the trend (which I think and hope PC Culture would be, a trend like many others that will come to pass) and forgot the actual target audience these ads are supposed to go to. And at the same time they might've tried to see if more "kind of people" could be persuaded to join the armed forces, as an experiment wich failed miserably.

  • @jannbo4336
    @jannbo4336 2 года назад +173

    as a German i always wanted to join the military, after the USA add i always wanted to become a mercenary.

  • @stefanvulin9527
    @stefanvulin9527 2 года назад +1170

    CIA ad: "we will bring down patriarchy"
    CIA in real life: *installs fascist military dictatorship*

  • @Del-Canada
    @Del-Canada 2 года назад +322

    "My existence is not a box checking exercise." After she literally just checked a bunch of boxes and was very clear about letting us know which boxes she ticked. Good grief. 😅

    • @DavidLangeYU91
      @DavidLangeYU91 2 года назад +9

      And following did she said: “I'm a walking decoration.“?!
      Degrading herself as a object?

    • @Del-Canada
      @Del-Canada 2 года назад

      @@DavidLangeYU91 What?

    • @DavidLangeYU91
      @DavidLangeYU91 2 года назад +1

      @@Del-Canada
      Did I misheared something or don't you understand what I'm saying, because my grammar sucks?
      C:

    • @Del-Canada
      @Del-Canada 2 года назад +1

      @@DavidLangeYU91 It's not clear what you said.

  • @danf6975
    @danf6975 3 года назад +136

    Considering that the CIA makes you do three psychological eval's and two IQ tests and one field intelligence test during the app process we know that that has nothing to do with recruiting

    • @MikoyanGurevichMiG21
      @MikoyanGurevichMiG21 3 года назад +7

      @Truth is a bannable offence this is a low hanging troll, don't bother. Even as a marxist myself what Jameson's said is true, it seems that this man forgot that the meat of the video was in fact focused on two socialist army propaganda.
      That said, it's really hilarious considering the CIA's own murky past that people like her unironically feel so smug and proud about it.

    • @franciscoresendiz4295
      @franciscoresendiz4295 3 года назад

      @Truth is a bannable offence are you off your meds?

    • @theguybelowmeisgay4135
      @theguybelowmeisgay4135 3 года назад

      @Truth is a bannable offence
      Well I agree with you. Modern Western culture makes me want to puke rainbow and skittles

  • @muzzleflash1
    @muzzleflash1 2 года назад +38

    What an absolutely fascinating time it would have been to be alive, in the last few decades of the Roman Empire.

  • @masahironasution8268
    @masahironasution8268 3 года назад +851

    Russian millitary ads: we're like siberian bears
    North Korean military ads: we're strong like concrete
    China millitary ads: we have advance techs and nukes
    American millitary ads: we have 2 moms

    • @jimreilly917
      @jimreilly917 2 года назад +57

      President Lincoln was right….no military power on earth will defeat the USA. If the United States falls, it will do so from the inside.

    • @MrVitconst
      @MrVitconst 2 года назад

      @@jimreilly917 not now.

    • @RatsAreNice222
      @RatsAreNice222 2 года назад

      @ThePotatoMan used to be dependent on the USA. Not anymore, most of the european nations by standards are in the top 10 best armies. We dont need you guys anymore, especially not now

    • @RatsAreNice222
      @RatsAreNice222 2 года назад

      just look at the UK, france, germany, italy, etc they all got good militaries

    • @RatsAreNice222
      @RatsAreNice222 2 года назад

      @ThePotatoMan all of europe vs russia and russia is not gonna be able to do a land invasion.

  • @СергейПетросов-ы3в
    @СергейПетросов-ы3в 2 года назад +1050

    Да мне жалко видеть, как могучая страна, сходит с ума. Вы реально надеетесь ,что вас защитит Эмма с двумя мамами? Сочувствую ветеранам которые это видят. Америка, одумайся.

    • @petrherrmann2693
      @petrherrmann2693 2 года назад +18

      It's pretty much why I have lost faith in the west. If a war comes, I don't believe for a second they will be able to aid anyone, or even fight for themselves. At least our military still seems sensible from an outsiders pov.

    • @reza7531
      @reza7531 2 года назад +6

      @@petrherrmann2693 was it the translation?

    • @Sleipn1r
      @Sleipn1r 2 года назад +61

      Чем бы дитя не тешилось, как говорится, лишь бы не вешалось.)

    • @abhinavchauhan7864
      @abhinavchauhan7864 2 года назад +4

      @@reza7531 no its the reply

    • @NameTheUnnamed12
      @NameTheUnnamed12 2 года назад +54

      @@reza7531 "sorry to see how far the west has fallen, please change your minds."
      Shortened translation but whaterr

  • @nathancook6110
    @nathancook6110 3 года назад +86

    I dont want my soldier to be breaking stereotypes and i certainly dont care if they are a mum or have sone anxiety disorder.. i want my soldiers to be mentally tough, physically tough and will do anything to defend our country

    • @zaniac5419
      @zaniac5419 2 года назад

      Yea good luck whit thet

  • @apy2873
    @apy2873 2 года назад +20

    I dont understand how Emma having 2 moms makes me wanna join the American army?

    • @karasurt
      @karasurt 9 месяцев назад +1

      Uou could do it only for the reason that Emma's children could have a father and mother. 😉

  • @chlorophyll6154
    @chlorophyll6154 2 года назад +154

    ( At war )
    Emma : Wait, I had 2 moms
    Enemy : I missed the part where that's my problems

  • @theDARKWOLF151
    @theDARKWOLF151 3 года назад +309

    I'm so inspired after watching the the US Army recruitment ad that it made me want to fly to Russia and try to join thier military. Lets go Brandon!!

    • @soldier09r
      @soldier09r 2 года назад +2

      Lmfao 😂 same

    • @Felix-pc9sm
      @Felix-pc9sm 2 года назад +7

      If you want, that is easy
      As long as you are less than 30 years old, you can go to your closest consulate and ask then
      You will have to be a soldier for at least 5 years, but you will get a russian citizenship by that
      Only thing is, you have to learn russian, so if you want, start learning and there will be no problem

    • @madman026
      @madman026 2 года назад

      @@Felix-pc9sm ahh you show up speaking Russian they will think your a spy

    • @somekindwitch6774
      @somekindwitch6774 2 года назад

      5 years for foreigners? I mean, even your first contract could be 2 or 3 years, not five.

    • @dhammawiwekantara
      @dhammawiwekantara 2 года назад +1

      Wolf, 🤭😂😂 you're funny right wing nuts dude

  • @mikadeca4031
    @mikadeca4031 3 года назад +466

    "The most scarring experience for Emma while a POW was that no one was interested in calling her by her pronouns..."

    • @AxisCorpsRep
      @AxisCorpsRep 2 года назад +39

      if she gets rescued, instead of providing information in regards of what could further progress, first, she will go to twitter

    • @richardsimpson3792
      @richardsimpson3792 2 года назад +16

      you got that wrong..'them' by 'their' pronouns

    • @aspiringadonis1253
      @aspiringadonis1253 2 года назад +10

      @@richardsimpson3792 'creature' by 'losers' delusions.

    • @NashRulez94channel
      @NashRulez94channel 2 года назад +13

      She’ll complains on twitter and tik toks on how bad the enemy treated her

    • @DraconasTenZHG
      @DraconasTenZHG 2 года назад +4

      *HER* pronouns? *Raises eyebrow

  • @Slaughterband
    @Slaughterband 2 года назад +7

    As napoleon said, if the enemy Is making errors,don't interrupt him

  • @persimmon93
    @persimmon93 3 года назад +41

    Russians too, like Emma, have two mothers. Their birth mother, and Mother Russia.

  • @chrisx2953
    @chrisx2953 3 года назад +73

    “Don’t shoot! Don’t shoot! That girl has 2 moms!” -Taliban probably

  • @NeverQuiteAlex
    @NeverQuiteAlex 3 года назад +153

    "Russians! What is your profession!?" "AROO AROO!" "See American, I brought more soldiers than you did."

    • @namesurname624
      @namesurname624 3 года назад +14

      Maybe "URA"?

    • @nikitasemkiv7646
      @nikitasemkiv7646 3 года назад +13

      Our soldiers are shouting "URA"

    • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981
      @underarmbowlingincidentof1981 3 года назад

      "AROO AROO"

    • @TheLightBringer365
      @TheLightBringer365 3 года назад +1

      @johan 11 had me dyin for 10 minutes, pretty sure most of those people dont know what they are, they just want to be cis non binary whatever

    • @07johngnzls
      @07johngnzls 3 года назад +6

      Russian Commander: "What is your profession?!"
      Russian Soldier 1: "CYKA!"
      Russian Soldier 2: "BLYAT!"
      Russian Soldier 1: "CYKA!"
      Russian Soldier 2: "BLYAT!"
      Russian Commander: "DAVAI HARDBASS!!!"

  • @Soriddo_Suneku
    @Soriddo_Suneku 2 года назад +27

    The things that are happening in the States these days are just sad.

  • @jmace5964
    @jmace5964 3 года назад +37

    Here in canada when the forces set up a recruiting tent they now have wacky waving inflatable tube men in fatigues no joke. So we got that goin on

    • @MygunsJammedify
      @MygunsJammedify 3 года назад +14

      I mean wacky waving inflatable tubemen is a pretty good way to get a person's attention lmao. Better than this joke of an ad

    • @paleamigo8575
      @paleamigo8575 3 года назад +1

      That may mean that the whole thing is some sort of a game?

    • @williamkolina3988
      @williamkolina3988 3 года назад +1

      How about every Canadian take a view of vimy.thats what allows freedom

  • @bigduck6733
    @bigduck6733 3 года назад +236

    Russia: Are you brave enough?
    China' Are you Strong enough?
    US: Are you gay enough?
    -random guy

    • @t.bonniefiles4357
      @t.bonniefiles4357 3 года назад +4

      Russia: Are you Russian enough?)

    • @lilosnitch3247
      @lilosnitch3247 3 года назад

      Dont steal sun tzus quote

    • @MrWizardjr9
      @MrWizardjr9 2 года назад

      i agree the russian soldiers are very brave to sacrifice themselves to a poorly planned out war like they are doing currently

  • @andrewrobertson3894
    @andrewrobertson3894 3 года назад +101

    When a (potential) enemy soldier could literally tear one of yours in half with his bare hands, you may have a problem brewing.

    • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981
      @underarmbowlingincidentof1981 3 года назад +6

      that is if that (potential) enemy soldier has arms long enough to catch the drones
      Who cares about brute strength when fire rains and your skull turns into a kettle?

    • @andrewrobertson3894
      @andrewrobertson3894 3 года назад +7

      @@underarmbowlingincidentof1981 "your skull turns into a kettle" I like it

    • @DeandreSteven
      @DeandreSteven 3 года назад +21

      @@underarmbowlingincidentof1981
      Enough. with. the.fucking. drones.
      You are not focused on attracting mechanics or technicians who do the actual work of keeping the infrastructure online.
      The military has enough button pushers.
      You are just another stupid S.O.B
      that thinks bombs arm themselves, or the machines and equipment calibrates themselves or the equipment repairs itself.
      You need strong men to fill these roles and you aint attracting them with your ads, it takes muscle to be a mechanic or technician.

    • @DeandreSteven
      @DeandreSteven 3 года назад +14

      Not to mention officers will get fragged when they start asking their subordinates to make sacrifices beyond what their recruiter told them, I dont see gen z doing anything beyond button pushing.

    • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981
      @underarmbowlingincidentof1981 3 года назад +1

      @@DeandreSteven you don't need muscle men to calibrate sensors mate.
      why would a ripped muscle man do a better job at tuning euqipement than a spindly girl?

  • @boioiooiio
    @boioiooiio Год назад +10

    emma : shatters 1 stereotype
    Artyom : shatters bottle of vodka after downing it on the battlefeild

  • @AntonioFerreira-mx1er
    @AntonioFerreira-mx1er 3 года назад +160

    When Portugal fought the napoleonic armies there was a particular episode who remains in memory.
    A man who adressed the troops (one day before another battle) , standing in equal feet with the flag in his hands explained what a Flag is:
    " the flag is not a piece of cloth, its all of those who wish to be here to fight along side us but can`t, our mothers, brothers and children.When the flag stands high , they are by our side"
    Somewhere along the way of History people forgot the flag...forgot the others to raise their personal selfish flag void of anyone else

    • @jimreilly917
      @jimreilly917 2 года назад +1

      Before communication advances, commands and maneuvers were given on battlefields and at sea by FLAGS. And if you saw the National flag advance, or fall…you knew then the tide of battle. Which is why color bearers were prime targets…and why when they fell in a charge, another soldier IMMEDIATELY took the falling flag to continue the charge.
      Then, there’s the fact that soldiers are buried in flag draped coffins…

    • @AntonioFerreira-mx1er
      @AntonioFerreira-mx1er 2 года назад +6

      @@jimreilly917military communication by flags is a thing from movies, dought is true that the regiment flag advancing was a sign of advance (a thing that came from roman times) or defeat napoleonic wars used mostly sound to give orders...from drums to trumpets to canon fire.
      Soldiers ate not buried with flag, a flag cannot touch the ground (this is a universal principle). Its body or coffin is covered with a flag wich is taken away when the body is buried

    • @jimreilly917
      @jimreilly917 2 года назад +1

      @@AntonioFerreira-mx1er I didn’t say buried with the flag. The flag is draped on the coffin is what I said. It is obviously removed before burial. At sea, in wartime, the body is wrapped in canvas and weighted with chains. It is borne on a stretcher with a flag atop. Flag is secured to stretcher. On command, stretcher is tilted, body slides out and overboard and flag remains secure to stretcher.
      As for the flags, while drums were used, drums were useless at distances over land or sea, and amidst the canon shot and rifle fire of battle. One set of walkies would’ve drastically changed Napoleonic, Revolutionary or civil war campaigns.

    • @AntonioFerreira-mx1er
      @AntonioFerreira-mx1er 2 года назад +1

      @@jimreilly917 it is amazing that radio communication only became standart in 1930`s ...and for the most part only in the german army.
      Drumms were not that useless, they kept the lines while marching. If im not mistaken Napoleon made a remark about their role in a battle . Despite not being the rule in movies the drummers were usually boys under 10 years (short to avoid bullets). The british relied a lot on drummers since their neck collar disabled the rotation of the head (they could only face foward...like horses)

    • @jimreilly917
      @jimreilly917 2 года назад

      @@AntonioFerreira-mx1er it seems crazy to me that while Germany was first in radio coms in military use, Germany developed but didn’t deploy rudimentary radar until LATE in WWII (very fortunately for the British, who did). There was radar at Pearl Harbor that DID detect the approaching Japanese attack force….but this was discounted as a flight of bombers due at Hickham from the USA mainland.

  • @TeleologicalConsistency
    @TeleologicalConsistency 3 года назад +143

    The US military Ad demonstrates the enemy is already inside the gates and not on the other side of the world.

    • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981
      @underarmbowlingincidentof1981 3 года назад +6

      oooooh is someone scared of gay people :,(
      Are transexuals too scary? Do you need a lil safe space?

    • @jacobburch7555
      @jacobburch7555 3 года назад +18

      @@underarmbowlingincidentof1981 no moron its the fact that other armed forces are focusing on bettering their military and research on new technology. And were talking about this.

    • @TheLightBringer365
      @TheLightBringer365 3 года назад +23

      @@underarmbowlingincidentof1981 is someone trying to make a point that gay people are scary?? ohh poor soul, once you come out of your ,,lil safe space'' you may understand being gay doesnt block bullets

    • @patriciamavis1274
      @patriciamavis1274 3 года назад +2

      Truth.

    • @underarmbowlingincidentof1981
      @underarmbowlingincidentof1981 3 года назад +1

      @Astral Dragon3049 First of all. Lmao someone is a triggered lil snowflake xD
      Second. One party system? Mate you don't know me. I'm not even american. I live in Germany and I am happy I've got options when voting. and guess what I'm not voting for the damn left or the marxists !!!
      Look at you.
      Seems like your fragile little mind cannot cope with any opinion other than yours.
      you see it and go "OMG LITERALLY LIKE GERMANY 1939"
      pathetic

  • @NateGLJ
    @NateGLJ 3 года назад +122

    N.Korean taekwondo is also extremely deadly compared to its southern counterpart which abandons much of its traditional ethics and philosophy. N.Korean version is all about ending your foe completely while conserving energy and not holding back on lethal kicks and also puts an emphasis on punching more than just standard roundhouse and jumping spin kicks.

    • @idiom2805
      @idiom2805 2 года назад +16

      Fascinating, fascinating.
      Now, tell me, does the N.Korean style taekwondo take into account the impact force of a bullet going faster than sound?

    • @mangopie7602
      @mangopie7602 2 года назад +33

      @@idiom2805 Does any martial arts take into account for that? I don't think so.

    • @AxisCorpsRep
      @AxisCorpsRep 2 года назад +9

      @@mangopie7602 it clearly does, dont you see that in the movies they are so good at exactly that!
      (jk)

    • @blank1778
      @blank1778 2 года назад +1

      Then you get gun battles in mountains. They kicks will save you from a drone strike or a AA cannon

    • @viklifts-zk8bl
      @viklifts-zk8bl 2 года назад +2

      I can confirm. I've tried both alongside grappling martial arts and the power of the kicks is unparalleled