Woke US Army Goes Full Cringe SJW (Marine Reacts)

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  • Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024

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  • @JamesonsTravels
    @JamesonsTravels  3 года назад +4757

    Army goes full woke in boot camp - ruclips.net/video/wiq12OLXSZo/видео.html. See how Russia recruits compared to USWOKEA

    • @tylerdurden4618
      @tylerdurden4618 3 года назад +25

      The look of confusion had me "lmao"😅

    • @FIRE_STORMFOX-3692
      @FIRE_STORMFOX-3692 3 года назад +119

      We Russians are laughing our boots off

    • @darknessviking
      @darknessviking 3 года назад +55

      this is what you get when you vote in crazy people xD and when you dont speak up against crazy people xD
      one could say america get what they deserve . if all these tough american men would speak up, then this wouldnt happen.
      love your videos btw

    • @cjcoleman3893
      @cjcoleman3893 3 года назад +12

      Hopefully a bunch of typical SJW snowflakes join the Army and toughen up a bit. Probably not the kind of people we want our military to consist of to begin with but hey, someone's gotta do it. Maybe sending the sjws to die in then army will stifle their growth and numbers

    • @1888BW
      @1888BW 3 года назад +13

      @@darknessviking this is what you get when you think democracy and politics are still a good thing and it not only the USA it's also Europe Scandinavia and the rest of the world where politicians have their fat filthy sticky cask fingers in ....

  • @tdrxy
    @tdrxy 2 года назад +3649

    China : Are you *brave* enough?
    Russia : Are you *strong* enough?
    Usa : Are you *gay* enough?

  • @towerofdungeonmaster2291
    @towerofdungeonmaster2291 3 года назад +1343

    I’m Russian. This commercial taught me the meaning of “cringe”.

    • @ruturajshiralkar5566
      @ruturajshiralkar5566 3 года назад +9

      Are you really Russian??

    • @towerofdungeonmaster2291
      @towerofdungeonmaster2291 3 года назад +102

      @@ruturajshiralkar5566 да, я правда русский. Хотя не знаю как можно это доказать через интернет :) // Yes I am really Russian, though I'm not sure how can I prove that through internet :)

    • @ruturajshiralkar5566
      @ruturajshiralkar5566 3 года назад +28

      @@towerofdungeonmaster2291 Wow. I'm impressed. I've seen a few Russian ppl but they look really intimidating.

    • @towerofdungeonmaster2291
      @towerofdungeonmaster2291 3 года назад +76

      @@ruturajshiralkar5566 XD man there's approximately 150 million Russians out there, we're all different just like any other people.

    • @ruturajshiralkar5566
      @ruturajshiralkar5566 3 года назад +10

      @@towerofdungeonmaster2291 I know but still y'all look quite Intimidating.

  • @magnuscooper8686
    @magnuscooper8686 3 года назад +9376

    “We sleep peacefully in our beds at night because Corporal Emma has two mothers.”
    -Sun Tzu

  • @hemanth1249
    @hemanth1249 Год назад +1355

    Russia : Soviet bear *growls
    China : we have fire breathing dragon
    USA: Dora the explorer

    • @RoggerdaSilva
      @RoggerdaSilva Год назад +24

      kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk Eu acho que em português fica mais engraçado!
      Russos tem um urso
      Chineses tem uma dragão cuspidor de fogo
      Estados tem a Dora, A Aventureira!

    • @HilxlyFN
      @HilxlyFN Год назад +60

      No, USA has Emma with 2 moms

    • @krichenboi
      @krichenboi Год назад +15

      No dora the explorer is a peruvian and she is great

    • @granda3649
      @granda3649 Год назад +13

      It used the be the bald eagle...

    • @alventuradelacruz522
      @alventuradelacruz522 Год назад +16

      Dora is a drug dealer from Mexico,you have Mickey Mouse

  • @abdulhameedal-sikafi8944
    @abdulhameedal-sikafi8944 2 года назад +2434

    As an Iraqi citizen i feel safer after this ad.

  • @Djnc17
    @Djnc17 3 года назад +521

    She wanted an adventure? The military isn't for just some adventure, and if she gets deployed to a combat zone at some point, she'll get tired of adventure quick. When I was in, from day one in basic, you were broken down. You were a member of a team, with a common goal. This whole "diversity" and intersectionality thing doesn't belong in the military, especially when its adherents are more focused on what makes us different than on what brings us together for a common purpose. I remember when you were no longer black, white, or whatever...you were GREEN.

    • @OTAKUTAKU
      @OTAKUTAKU 3 года назад +25

      Going to army requires deeper reason not just because you want adventure.

    • @FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420
      @FREDDYHUNTER34isnotliquid69420 3 года назад +34

      @@OTAKUTAKU yeah, I want to go into the USAF because my bloodline is lazy and trash, so I want to strive to make *my own family* better, and make a new bloodline, while giving my kids a home, because i grew up in a tough life, and I dont want them to have to grow up in a hard life

    • @warbossgrotsmasha23
      @warbossgrotsmasha23 3 года назад +27

      this emma lass would get her team killed in a combat situation, instead of firing her gun and using her head to defeat the enemy she'd yell at them that their twitter accounts will be cancelled

    • @Flame75851
      @Flame75851 3 года назад +3

      Hoorah

    • @magos2610
      @magos2610 3 года назад +1

      like green soldiers since childhood

  • @erwinsmith61
    @erwinsmith61 3 года назад +643

    " Emma have two mom's "
    the Russian and Chinese have been shaking to their knees ever since

    • @sparta007ot
      @sparta007ot 3 года назад +20

      Taliban laugh

    • @zackyjack8891
      @zackyjack8891 3 года назад +4

      I can’t beat my Nazi grammar inside me
      Emma HAS two moms

    • @burgerfan1
      @burgerfan1 3 года назад +4

      Emma: *has two moms*
      China and Russia: *timbers shivered*

    • @riley7152
      @riley7152 3 года назад +1

      More like slapping their knees

    • @陳潔明-w6y
      @陳潔明-w6y 3 года назад

      @@burgerfan1
      Seriously... Where's the dad???

  • @АлексейТеращенко
    @АлексейТеращенко 2 года назад +1660

    USA army: I Am gAy.
    Chinese army: What is gay?
    Russian army: DYING IS GAY.

    • @aizeknishakov9850
      @aizeknishakov9850 2 года назад +38

      So, all US army is dead? And we can easily walk through US land? Ah no, I fogot about navy.

    • @thecrazycybermaster4450
      @thecrazycybermaster4450 2 года назад +12

      @@aizeknishakov9850 and dont forget about the marines, they seems preety upset when we dont mention them

    • @aizeknishakov9850
      @aizeknishakov9850 2 года назад +1

      @@thecrazycybermaster4450 aren't they part of navy?

    • @thecrazycybermaster4450
      @thecrazycybermaster4450 2 года назад +4

      @@aizeknishakov9850 well constitutionally yes. Buy in realty i think they hate to be the part of navy. But in ww2 theres f4u corsairs that have marines mark, wich is confusing if theyre part of navy. And also theres some M4 medium tank and M3 light tank, that have marines mark

    • @YoureSoCreezy
      @YoureSoCreezy 2 года назад +50

      African army: u are gae

  • @reddeadnorse6989
    @reddeadnorse6989 3 года назад +514

    *Terrorist start shooting at woke army*
    Woke army: Hey that’s offensive ☹️

    • @GaroSlayer
      @GaroSlayer 3 года назад +34

      They can always draw and hold signs of protest

    • @chazzhitt1417
      @chazzhitt1417 3 года назад +8

      @@GaroSlayer Protesting against gun violence instead of fighting back 😒

    • @danielporras8082
      @danielporras8082 3 года назад +18

      Terrorists: "you're right, I'm sorry." *proceeds to join SJW crowd*

    • @asten9647
      @asten9647 3 года назад +2

      Soon usa with make an ar-15 that shoot candy and rainbows

    • @Adrian-vu8tr
      @Adrian-vu8tr 3 года назад

      No it isn't Muslims are a minority.

  • @Monkeytype6
    @Monkeytype6 3 года назад +983

    Russia: "I will sacrifice myself for mother russia"
    USA: "I have two mommies"

    • @ooggabooga9348
      @ooggabooga9348 3 года назад +3

      Did USA army officially release it or it's just some personal SJW propaganda??

    • @Monkeytype6
      @Monkeytype6 3 года назад +25

      @@ooggabooga9348 As far as i know it's an official US army propaganda.

    • @ooggabooga9348
      @ooggabooga9348 3 года назад +6

      @@Monkeytype6 But what do they intend to gain from this??... Propganda is done to whitewash one's image like China or North Korea does to show how good they are to their people or to appear stronger than they actually are. How USA army achieving any of these objective from this video??
      Excuse me If I am asking too many questions but I really want to understand their viewpoint. I understand if some private organization does it but why would military do it officially??

    • @Monkeytype6
      @Monkeytype6 3 года назад +19

      @@ooggabooga9348 I'm not american but i'm relatively aware of how things are working in the US so i'll give you my point of view here. We all know that Biden is a liberal, a progressive, who was elected by the LGBTQ community, BLM, the so called "feminists" and so on. Those groups support those kind of stuff you saw in the propaganda... (i'm not against it, just saying) and so, i guess, an "inclusive" propaganda showing a lesbian couple would make the LGBTQ community happy and we can also see that it's a characteristic of the Biden administration, the so called "diversity", you can see that by the transsexual person he appointed as secretary.

    • @jmanzew4146
      @jmanzew4146 3 года назад +4

      I saw on another post someone said "Russia also has two mothers: biological mother and MOTHER RUSSIA."

  • @saswatmishra5644
    @saswatmishra5644 2 года назад +5122

    This ad has the power to make you feel highly embarrassed, even when you aren't an US citizen or have any relations to their army

    • @noorasmahidris1721
      @noorasmahidris1721 2 года назад +209

      yes so true..Im not american citizen..but im very shame that ad about america military..very embarrased..

    • @sagnikbhowmik744
      @sagnikbhowmik744 2 года назад +13

      Sorry for the American bros but the Russians won again...

    • @nwt689
      @nwt689 2 года назад +164

      So, basically embarrassed for being in the same universe with this ad?

    • @ANTI-0029
      @ANTI-0029 2 года назад +78

      @@sagnikbhowmik744 As an American, I most definitely agree

    • @ekremaslan8068
      @ekremaslan8068 2 года назад +69

      That's called second hand embarrassment

  • @Slecker95
    @Slecker95 3 года назад +654

    "It all started in California... I have two moms." Not a surprise.

    • @gimmedahhcookies4341
      @gimmedahhcookies4341 3 года назад +7

      Lol

    • @chalpua8802
      @chalpua8802 3 года назад +7

      Nothing wrong with 2 moms. Its just interesting that the ad is a bit strange.

    • @kevinflaherty1
      @kevinflaherty1 3 года назад +66

      @@chalpua8802 >nothing wrong with two moms
      Lmfao

    • @shlomoedelstone3397
      @shlomoedelstone3397 3 года назад +54

      @@chalpua8802 a lot is wrong with fatherless households actually.

    • @ghostmae2405
      @ghostmae2405 3 года назад

      Stfu 🤣

  • @EvaGannon
    @EvaGannon Год назад +38

    The Army tries their best to not show a single white male in these.

  • @Monkeh516
    @Monkeh516 3 года назад +678

    China: **shows their weapons**
    Russia: **shows their soldiers**
    USA: **shows a womans two mothers**

    • @TypeKK
      @TypeKK 3 года назад +31

      Imagine if North Korea saw this

    • @TypeKK
      @TypeKK 3 года назад +2

      @A M sorry
      I just joking around
      And I am not stupid

    • @michaelatlas2341
      @michaelatlas2341 3 года назад +1

      I mean, I would be afraid of USA at that point really

    • @justaserbiandoomer497
      @justaserbiandoomer497 3 года назад +2

      Did you just assume her gender?!!?

    • @davidhetherington3030
      @davidhetherington3030 3 года назад

      @@TypeKK sadly they have seen this.

  • @truthhurts5564
    @truthhurts5564 2 года назад +3155

    Next gen US army in our mind: wears huge exoskeleton suits
    Next gen US army in real life: rainbow coloured flags and suits

  • @actionjackson1012
    @actionjackson1012 8 месяцев назад +25

    US: "It all starts in California with a girl named Emma that was raised by two moms"
    Russia: "It all starts in Vladivostok with a boy named Dimitri that was raised by two bears"

    • @MatthewHeraghty
      @MatthewHeraghty Месяц назад +3

      "He drank some vodka and decided to annex crimea for the motherland"

    • @colinclement2752
      @colinclement2752 Месяц назад

      Grizzle grizzle

    • @TechShark47
      @TechShark47 Месяц назад

      ​@@MatthewHeraghty HURRAAA

  • @laraking804
    @laraking804 3 года назад +252

    Putin must have had a good laugh.

    • @friday1479
      @friday1479 3 года назад +17

      Putin enjoyed the show while eating popcorn and Vodka, He says is this Disneyland?

    • @infinitespace2520
      @infinitespace2520 3 года назад +13

      @@friday1479 Putin: "Hey Yuri! is zis de Disneyland show?"
      Artillery Officer Yuri: "Nyet, ist an American recruitment film"
      Putin: *Laughs*

  • @CraffleZ
    @CraffleZ Год назад +34

    "Appear strong when you are weak"
    "And weak when you are strong"
    - Sun Tzu, The Art Of War

    • @UNGOC_Engineer3231
      @UNGOC_Engineer3231 Год назад

      Oh my God, it all makes sense now. Fucking Mega brain thinking from our government.

    • @Cpt_Wolf
      @Cpt_Wolf Год назад +13

      Does it says something about "Appear as a clown when you are one"?

  • @maxwell_o.o5460
    @maxwell_o.o5460 2 года назад +277

    I'm not American and I can feel the second hand embarrassment 😂

    • @MariusKennedy
      @MariusKennedy Год назад +1

      Same

    • @Abheeeeee9
      @Abheeeeee9 Год назад +2

      Bro i am allergic to cringe 🗿 whenever I see someone doing cringe i scream internally and wished to be dead 💀🗿🗿💀

    • @justarandomguy8686
      @justarandomguy8686 Год назад

      @@Abheeeeee9 same

  • @ColonelDBoy
    @ColonelDBoy 3 года назад +529

    China ad: Call of Duty Warzone
    Russian ad: Tom Clancy Splitter Cell
    USA Ad: Dora the explorer

    • @yehanmudalige6596
      @yehanmudalige6596 3 года назад +10

      This had me rollin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @elon1928
      @elon1928 3 года назад +13

      Russian one is more of like a Halo.

    • @BrossGameage
      @BrossGameage 3 года назад +3

      Canadian army add, none.

    • @bullet996
      @bullet996 3 года назад +3

      Take a look at the Marines recruitment ad; way fucking better

    • @yehanmudalige6596
      @yehanmudalige6596 3 года назад +1

      @@elon1928 Hell yah bro that was awesooooooooome

  • @ЛавръКорнилов
    @ЛавръКорнилов 3 года назад +842

    I'm from Russia and I sleep peacefully knowing that the United States protects Emma with mothers Lezbian)))

    • @azmicaseer8584
      @azmicaseer8584 3 года назад +32

      May be our Oil is safe ❤

    • @Bleach420
      @Bleach420 3 года назад +9

      ))

    • @slavasmrti3328
      @slavasmrti3328 3 года назад +19

      Sláva za 7,62 x 39 mm

    • @liit_one8800
      @liit_one8800 3 года назад +16

      “No it’s supposed to be an intimidation tactic🤣 don’t feel safe…. Pls🥺”

    • @cupofjoen
      @cupofjoen 3 года назад +4

      This is why my 3rd world country took over Freeport mine from the US easily...

  • @kalebmayes2918
    @kalebmayes2918 3 года назад +97

    I like my army fighting with guns not holding gay pride and BLM signs in protest.

  • @Moozy-Fruit
    @Moozy-Fruit 3 года назад +110

    Oh lord..... Just using the wrong pronoun is going to kill these "strong" soldiers.

    • @goshawk4340
      @goshawk4340 3 года назад +3

      Point of privilege your using gendered language.

    • @icantbelieveitsnotbleach2568
      @icantbelieveitsnotbleach2568 3 года назад +6

      Point of privilege you are using text to communicate there are blind people on here and this is insensitive

    • @The_Ballo
      @The_Ballo 3 года назад +1

      Point of privilege I want to interrupt to assert imagined power I have over the world

  • @ramotinmahazol240
    @ramotinmahazol240 3 года назад +507

    Maybe they did a cartoon because the real girl couldn't actually scale the wall or climb a rope. But a cartoon could.

    • @laraking804
      @laraking804 3 года назад +22

      😂🙌

    • @In_Bread
      @In_Bread 3 года назад +23

      thats the best theroy i think i've seen yet

    • @qdllc
      @qdllc 3 года назад +9

      Spot on.

    • @sixersnation977
      @sixersnation977 3 года назад +2

      that was really sexist

    • @pacotorres9517
      @pacotorres9517 3 года назад +30

      @@sixersnation977 it really ain’t, it’s the truth, military supposed to be difficult not easy and if you cant jump over a wall and climb the rope which is the bare minimum of a physical strength then you shouldn’t even join, once we need people in the front lines they’ll put you no matter what’s your career, your needs are to defending the country. But nooo this generations are such softies now so used to getting feeling hurt and taking in owies so serious which it really ain’t seeious y’all act like we abouta die with putting out physical movements to the limits, I hate my generation runining our country with their emotions trying to get their voice heard

  • @TheASSedoTV
    @TheASSedoTV 3 года назад +1686

    Sorry, but attending pride rallies don’t make you a warrior, Emma.

    • @beigeocean5665
      @beigeocean5665 3 года назад +36

      Being trans in America is far braver than being a US Marine

    • @user-utshi9ha
      @user-utshi9ha 3 года назад +309

      @@beigeocean5665 what in the hell did I just see
      Sun tzu,art of war

    • @TheASSedoTV
      @TheASSedoTV 3 года назад +206

      @@beigeocean5665 right… looks like the US is pretty much doomed.

    • @allys_bs
      @allys_bs 3 года назад +121

      @@beigeocean5665 If that’s true, we are doomed 😂😂

    • @chased5128
      @chased5128 3 года назад +105

      @@beigeocean5665 How is it brave if they are supposedly born that way and don’t have a choice

  • @srtaylor1911
    @srtaylor1911 Год назад +17

    In what universe did the US Army think that this would be an effective ad campaign in reaching their target demographic? How is anyone surprised that their recruiting numbers plummeted after this ad? Someone needs to lose their job over this. This has to be an intentional, subversive attempt to weaken the military.

    • @XxowendanxX
      @XxowendanxX 9 месяцев назад +1

      Plummeting recruiting numbers are the desired result of this ad and ones like it. This ad is not a mistake or error, it accomplished exactly what it was intended to accomplish

  • @BotBoy-un3pz
    @BotBoy-un3pz 3 года назад +112

    The army isn’t the place to express yourself as an individual. You’re there to fulfill a role as part of a team. Nobody cares who you are and what you believe, they only care how you can serve your country.

    • @AlexKS1992
      @AlexKS1992 3 года назад +5

      You are a part in a complicated finely tuned machine as a wise man would say.

    • @manface2806
      @manface2806 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @deneentorkelson5705
      @deneentorkelson5705 3 года назад

      A very good summary of reality of being in the armed forces.

    • @plasma2125
      @plasma2125 3 года назад +1

      You are not a person you are a team a working part of machine you are the organs of a essential organ of a human 3 or 4 wouldn't stop it exactly now but it will stop it later

    • @heistruth2865
      @heistruth2865 3 года назад

      100%!!!

  • @CusineStory
    @CusineStory 3 года назад +426

    Not gonna lie I'm young and I just prefer the old ads. I found the old commercials that show big tough soldiers more inspiring and I'm not even American but I wanted to join the US army af.

    • @brutaljk5997
      @brutaljk5997 3 года назад +76

      Same dude I am Latino but the old ads make me want to fight for the U.S.A, while the newer one makes me want to fight against it.

    • @Re-2005
      @Re-2005 2 года назад +11

      The Marines ads are cool makes me want to get a green card and ship myself there

    • @fizzleshizzle8314
      @fizzleshizzle8314 2 года назад +9

      With your anime profile lmao

    • @szron6890
      @szron6890 2 года назад +21

      Even those old posters I WANT YOU to join the Army is Better than this

    • @ponikoTV
      @ponikoTV 2 года назад +6

      @@brutaljk5997 same, i'm also latina and I also miss those old ads

  • @bermudadrunk807
    @bermudadrunk807 3 года назад +364

    Seems like China has nothing to worry about anymore.

    • @Celestial_Wing
      @Celestial_Wing 3 года назад +6

      A rifle behind every blade of grass. If our so called heroes can't do it, we'll do it ourselves

    • @tatarchan5212
      @tatarchan5212 3 года назад +15

      They still have that mouth foaming guy with nuke buttons to warry about.

    • @Asinatorsdaughter
      @Asinatorsdaughter 3 года назад

      @@tatarchan5212 😂

    • @danduarte7010
      @danduarte7010 3 года назад +3

      Maybe this recruitment video was the idea of someone in the Biden administration? Maybe Biden was once a Wave in the navy?

    • @booboo3161
      @booboo3161 3 года назад +1

      @@danduarte7010 Biden is a "jesuit" tool ran by Israel. He packed the administration with 80% jesuits.

  • @TheRevenantEdits
    @TheRevenantEdits 3 года назад +122

    As the grandchild of a Philippine Marine Corps veteran, I'm glad our country isn't doing this type of shitty marketing for our military. I may be 16, but even those my age with a common sense know that how America now does their US Army enlistment ads IS NOT how you motivate someone to fight; let alone join a cause.
    Now please excuse me as me and my countrymen laugh in extreme hysteria as we witness the woke part of America crash and burn.

    • @rachelciel3330
      @rachelciel3330 3 года назад +4

      Oh, bro, they need to do this shitty enlistment campaign because they're one of the most pesky countries in the world. They have base all over the world for 'world peace'. Hence, they need everything they could have. It's just fortunate, their marketting target has shifted because of their own stupidity now. So soft and weak.

    • @SilviaLikesCherries
      @SilviaLikesCherries 3 года назад +5

      There are no AFP ads like this because the government doesn't give them budget for one

    • @TheRevenantEdits
      @TheRevenantEdits 3 года назад +4

      @@SilviaLikesCherriesWell, at least the Philippines hasn't gone woke... (Yet).

    • @TheRevenantEdits
      @TheRevenantEdits 3 года назад +2

      @@rachelciel3330 "Land of the free; home of the incredibly stupid." - Mr. Terrific (Curtis Holt) (DC's Arrowverse)

    • @mara_cleia3959
      @mara_cleia3959 3 года назад +2

      @@TheRevenantEdits *looks at conservative elders* *looks at blue-haired non-binary teenagers bashing Manny Pacquiao on TikTok and Twitter when they probably haven't washed the dishes*

  • @cannonfodder8252
    @cannonfodder8252 Год назад +19

    Of course it begins in California

  • @jordanflips
    @jordanflips 2 года назад +198

    I swear this is the downfall of our country and I'm scared about it.

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 2 года назад +13

      Speaking out about it gets you labeled bigot it only gets worse from here.

    • @bluelightstudios6191
      @bluelightstudios6191 2 года назад +14

      and I thought it would've been right extremists who would've
      caused it, no its the other way around :O

    • @PoliticallyCorrect
      @PoliticallyCorrect 2 года назад +4

      @@bluelightstudios6191 its always the other way around

    • @DHABHI
      @DHABHI 2 года назад +3

      @Chillin and Grillin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 time to build an underground bunker

    • @kohakuhime7887
      @kohakuhime7887 2 года назад +3

      @@DHABHI Nah dude we need to flee to Canada

  • @barnabiswirley2132
    @barnabiswirley2132 3 года назад +132

    Anyone else notice that the people in these cartoons all come from a very privileged background? The first one lived in California, played violin and did ballet. The second one was a singer in Las Vegas....like at what point were these people having it tough like the video wants us to think they had 😂

    • @disciple4oxide
      @disciple4oxide 3 года назад +9

      Yeah where are all the enlisted e2s who come from poor backgrounds who actually want to fight for the country

    • @techchaos
      @techchaos 3 года назад +1

      They have like 5 other vids he picked out 2 that kinda made him wonder wtf. Yall have seen David the not so genius Army helo pilot because his Dad was a Apache pilot or Rickey the Hatian that came to this country to work hard then wanted to join the Army. the Dominican woman that talks about civilian tourists throwing candy at her when she was younger. We get to see Emma the 2 mother daughter and the Vietnam Vet daughter that becomes a singer but we have no clue what job she has maybe she's in the Army Band.

    • @kuuryotwo5153
      @kuuryotwo5153 3 года назад

      @@techchaos Yea, but even though these 2 were teh worst of the 5, the only one that could be considered legitimately good was Ricky. The other 2 were still kinda garbo.

    • @cameronmorrison7515
      @cameronmorrison7515 3 года назад

      Well that just goes to prove how incorrect this recruitment ad is, no way....does anybody in California have enough talent to master the violin and be a ballerina.

    • @This_tub
      @This_tub 3 года назад +2

      It reflects the life of the spoiled snow flake creators

  • @Galm1Cipher0
    @Galm1Cipher0 Год назад +18

    This ad was soooo effective that it made me join the Russian Army

  • @Hmmm............
    @Hmmm............ Год назад +6

    I'll prefer to join soviet army than that gen z/lgbt crap

    • @zivkovicable
      @zivkovicable Год назад

      I'm sure the Russians would welcome you... They are so desperate that they're drafting elderly alcoholics, sending them to the front after less than a week's basic & no equipment.

  • @cowby6264
    @cowby6264 3 года назад +3473

    Quandale dingle here

    • @desertdude8274
      @desertdude8274 3 года назад +609

      Basically all the reasons nobody actually cares about.

    • @cowby6264
      @cowby6264 3 года назад +58

      @@desertdude8274 Yeah Imao

    • @roskcity
      @roskcity 3 года назад +155

      I agree. But the US isn't defending really because they are the ones sending planes, drones, helicopters and marines and bombing countries.

    • @bluehotdog2610
      @bluehotdog2610 3 года назад +61

      Don't a ton of people join the military for travel or free college or whatever?

    • @desertdude8274
      @desertdude8274 3 года назад +36

      @@bluehotdog2610 There are a fair share that do but most people I meet will have other reasons too.

  • @TRES-LECHES466
    @TRES-LECHES466 Год назад +5

    Shortly after this ad was published Russia invaded Ukraine.

    • @helghast298
      @helghast298 Месяц назад

      Huh makes sense what are these americans gonna do cancel anything?

  • @bluelightstudios6191
    @bluelightstudios6191 2 года назад +4409

    Emma: "I have two moms"
    Russians: "so do we, our genetic mothers and the motherland!!!"
    Emma: "Your a sexist misogynist..."
    Russians: "Syuka..."
    Emma: "That's offensive to gay..."
    Russians: "Syuka BLYAT!!!!" *Shoots emma with tank*

    • @Bullshlaha
      @Bullshlaha 2 года назад +116

      Ahahahaha, I was for some reason going through it out loud without reading it first. I am sure I read it the correct way.

    • @zackzallie8735
      @zackzallie8735 2 года назад +42

      My favourite comment lol

    • @Kazilikaya
      @Kazilikaya 2 года назад +74

      Russians say “suka blyad” not “syuka blyat”

    • @ITzRomanov
      @ITzRomanov 2 года назад +2

      LOL

    • @oneofthemanyones
      @oneofthemanyones 2 года назад +74

      Actually, suka means "female dog" so it is not offensive to gays at all. For gay offense Russian has "peedor" word.

  • @astakovich485
    @astakovich485 2 года назад +115

    Meanwhile the soviets:
    You see, Emma, I also have two moms. My mother, and the motherland.
    For real though, I'm french and I wanted to see how was the ad for the US military because well the USA are obviously a really strong country. I was so disappointed to see this. How would any citizen want to get into military after watching this? Just look at the military ads for either Russia or China, then compare them to THIS video.

    • @m4rdoo
      @m4rdoo 2 года назад +4

      I was considering/Really patriotic until the whole US began turning into a soft boiled egg. Its SAD.

  • @Meme_K1ng
    @Meme_K1ng 8 месяцев назад +2

    These ads are useless to relate to people. Like you said only a small percentage of the US have same sex parents and people with same sex parents are not going to enlist because most of them see the US government as "
    "oppressive"

  • @RobCalhounPGH
    @RobCalhounPGH 3 года назад +113

    They had to use animation because this was a total division from reality.

  • @what3424
    @what3424 3 года назад +366

    Russia after seeing the commercial:
    “Just send a single straight white male we win war”

    • @charliethedoomslayer2793
      @charliethedoomslayer2793 3 года назад +20

      One straight male? You mean 99,99% of russian army?

    • @marvelousmeatbeater6532
      @marvelousmeatbeater6532 3 года назад

      dude check how we did in the chechen war and it was just a small republic inside russia

    • @devinsethna1287
      @devinsethna1287 3 года назад +3

      You see Ivan, when grenade have scope, you throw more accurate

    • @charliethedoomslayer2793
      @charliethedoomslayer2793 3 года назад +2

      @@devinsethna1287 what the hell you talking about Sergei!? With a scope you gonna throw grenade further! No more vodka for you Sergei!

    • @HO-bndk
      @HO-bndk 3 года назад +1

      The Russian recruiting videos include the line "experience the power and beauty of weapons" as a guy blows stuff up with an RPG.

  • @christabelmarieke3692
    @christabelmarieke3692 Год назад +2

    China: We are defended by the Chinese
    Russia: We are defended by the Russians
    US: We are defended by Emma, her two moms, and black and Asian Americans and they are all animated. White male is no longer considered Americans.

  • @user-cq6dg6ql9j
    @user-cq6dg6ql9j 3 года назад +234

    The Army left the comments on for about 3 days before they turned them off on RUclips. It is truly pathetic when the most powerful army in the world can’t handle a reality check.

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 3 года назад +19

      This WAS the reality check.

    • @minovskyparticles1834
      @minovskyparticles1834 3 года назад +10

      I think it has around 160k dislikes

    • @VintageCardinal
      @VintageCardinal 3 года назад +6

      @@Ty-vj4wg In that case the woke idiots failed. The army is now a disgusting laughing stock

    • @logger22
      @logger22 3 года назад +1

      Chances are they'll get unwoke the next year or so

    • @silverblade357
      @silverblade357 3 года назад +2

      "General, you can't just give your college kid a blank check and an art department!"

  • @EpicCoolGuy21
    @EpicCoolGuy21 3 года назад +286

    I don’t understand how race/sexual orientation politics fit in the context of an army recruitment video

    • @pliskenx51mm83
      @pliskenx51mm83 3 года назад +19

      All politics does is divide people.

    • @DerpTwerp4
      @DerpTwerp4 3 года назад

      I cant agree more with you

    • @AudraT
      @AudraT 3 года назад +12

      It doesn't. They are just trying to be woke.

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 3 года назад +2

      It fits perfectly. People in the minority will now feel comfortable joining the military.

    • @EpicCoolGuy21
      @EpicCoolGuy21 3 года назад +19

      @@Ty-vj4wg I’m Hispanic and this does not make me want to join the army... at all. It’s more embarrassing than anything tbh

  • @thelagginggamer1309
    @thelagginggamer1309 2 года назад +207

    "Stop the fighting! Emma has two mothers!"
    **Violence around the globe drops*

  • @ArsonPeaPlayz
    @ArsonPeaPlayz 2 года назад +448

    Emma: I have two moms.
    Demetri: *sighs and pulls out two makarovs*

    • @liverii6540
      @liverii6540 2 года назад +6

      @Garlic Pudding ain't it hypersonic ?

    • @krusader9066
      @krusader9066 2 года назад +2

      And molotovs

    • @kleanovodust-bin69
      @kleanovodust-bin69 2 года назад +3

      Dmitri: Да, и у меня есть 2 Макаровы.

    • @TheLGNDRY-go9hu
      @TheLGNDRY-go9hu 2 года назад +5

      “Remember no American”

    • @squeaky1963
      @squeaky1963 2 года назад +1

      CHIKI BRIKI TRIPLE KILL FOR ME

  • @donthavetocrynomore
    @donthavetocrynomore 2 года назад +1

    3 women and 2 men representing the US military. As a black woman, I dont like this.🙄

  • @kypselialani14
    @kypselialani14 3 года назад +75

    - Chinese soldier: "I have the discipline of a samurai and i'm ready to die for my country at any given time"
    - Russian soldier: "I have the toughness of a Grizzly and have surpassed my limitations through hard and non stop training...Russia is always in my heart! "
    -American soldier: "I hAz 2 MoMz"

    • @ΠαῦλοςΠαυλίδης-χ7θ
      @ΠαῦλοςΠαυλίδης-χ7θ 3 года назад +22

      Samurai?

    • @blueiscooll
      @blueiscooll 3 года назад +13

      The chinese and russian soldiers look like they are these type of kids who draw the best in art class meanwhile the american soldier is the kid that draws just a stick man and the lines arent even straight XD

    • @killaclean69
      @killaclean69 3 года назад +11

      @@blueiscooll *gay lines*

    • @cozy6308
      @cozy6308 3 года назад +3

      Isnt the samurai japanese?

    • @connorwojeckowski7288
      @connorwojeckowski7288 3 года назад

      @@cozy6308 yeah, but chinese soldiers are less mainstream

  • @Justii218
    @Justii218 11 месяцев назад

    "Your enemies will use any weakness you have against you, which is why in war you must abandon all weaknesses and be emotionless in the face of the enemies."

  • @mrchewy679
    @mrchewy679 2 года назад +296

    Russians: have a biological mother as well as their motherland
    Emma: "Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary"

    • @joseaugusto1570
      @joseaugusto1570 2 года назад +4

      O brasil pode dormir tranquilo pois no exército americano Emma tem duas mães kkkkkkk

    • @djeka415
      @djeka415 2 года назад +3

      Это будет легендарный позор угадайте для какой страны

    • @Lord_Numpty
      @Lord_Numpty 2 года назад +4

      Russians: (Shoot Emma dead) ... Not impressed.

    • @taisdoubt3045
      @taisdoubt3045 Год назад

      They have their grandmothers. Personally sometimes i like joking about how i was rised by two moms because of the same

  • @WallNutBreaker524
    @WallNutBreaker524 5 месяцев назад +2

    That ain't Anime, thats a Western Cartoon. And a bad one. 😂

  • @dandydasyt4766
    @dandydasyt4766 3 года назад +124

    Anime, unlike the pile of horseshit they called recruitment ad, has actual entertainment value. The only entertainment value to be had from that ad was how uninteresting it is.

  • @nobuffer101
    @nobuffer101 2 года назад +125

    Emma: "I have two moms!"
    Enemy soldier: "And I have two mags."

  • @ChrisAsia
    @ChrisAsia Год назад

    Fun fact: it costs around 25.000 USD to climb mount everest. Mostly fees and male Sherpas who will carry your gear to the top.

  • @razorblade6746
    @razorblade6746 2 года назад +198

    **During the War**
    Emma: "Wait! I have 2 Moms!!"
    Enemy: "OH SHIET RETREAT!!! RETREAT!!!! WE'RE SCREWED! THE WAR IS LOST THE WAR IS OVER!!"

  • @RiderGiles-q1w
    @RiderGiles-q1w 11 месяцев назад +1

    This ad is a disgrace to America. For all you non americans, we don't claim this ad.

  • @hunterz2453
    @hunterz2453 Год назад +4

    “It begins in California”
    Of course it does

  • @halon7476
    @halon7476 Год назад +3

    Ukraine is in trouble if they are receiving American help.

  • @starlite029
    @starlite029 Год назад +2

    Yes anime can make u patriotic
    But by the kind of anime
    - AOT

  • @Dutch_has_a_plan1899
    @Dutch_has_a_plan1899 2 года назад +104

    As a civilian, I am embarrassed

    • @Whyisthisemptybruh
      @Whyisthisemptybruh Год назад +1

      Bro who made this woke ad bruh 😭😭😭💀💀💀

  • @DSKekaha
    @DSKekaha Год назад +1

    It's ironic that the makers of the Army ad THINK they are saying "see? it doesn't matter how many moms you have", while missing the fact that Two-Mom kids are uniquely unsuited to being a productive member of an effective team

  • @squareded
    @squareded 11 месяцев назад +1

    US army , we have the best military budget . Also US army , dies from cringe .

  • @kardokodakero250
    @kardokodakero250 3 года назад +77

    "A great civilization is not conquered from without until it has destroyed itself from within".

    • @Packaroo
      @Packaroo 3 года назад

      Through useful (to the enemy) dumbasses.

  • @ArabianLuffy
    @ArabianLuffy Год назад +2

    This AD is hard to watch.

  • @HappyHands.
    @HappyHands. 2 года назад +1

    Anything to appear trendy and up to date and "enlightened" just to get more meat shields

  • @MrMando-nn3gt
    @MrMando-nn3gt 11 месяцев назад

    It used to be “join the Military or tour gay” now it’s “if your gay join the military”

  • @bunnymorgan5897
    @bunnymorgan5897 Год назад +1

    They shouldnt be showing this, they should be showing a compilation of combat helicopters, fighter jets and just what its like to serve

  • @joshmathew7551
    @joshmathew7551 3 года назад +1008

    Emma: I hAvE tWo MoMs!!!!!!!
    Dmitri: And I have two grenades.

  • @stevenr5682
    @stevenr5682 Год назад +5

    US: Emma with javelins, solid logistics, and superior air support
    China: Paper tigers without actual combat experience for the past 30 years.
    Russia: Best fertilizer ads in the human history.

    • @fess3932
      @fess3932 Год назад +2

      Yeah even though Emma has two moms atleast Emma is alive.
      I can’t say the same for Dimitri, and I don’t think Chang ever truly lived in the first place.

    • @M1A1AbramsYKay
      @M1A1AbramsYKay 5 дней назад

      The problem with the US army is that, they are having less and less soldiers so what does it matter to be superior in weapons when you have no soldiers to use that weapons?

  • @Plumbump
    @Plumbump 3 года назад +228

    Emma's mom would have been fine, if shd had her battle-buddy.

    • @FIRE_STORMFOX-3692
      @FIRE_STORMFOX-3692 3 года назад +9

      Make sure your magazine is right battle buddy

    • @sturmgewehr449
      @sturmgewehr449 3 года назад +5

      few people will actually understand this comment. golden.

    • @OhHayFrands
      @OhHayFrands 3 года назад +1

      Terrorists attack in ones! Strength in numberssssss!

    • @XDlosDominicans
      @XDlosDominicans 3 года назад +10

      *Angry Cops coming out of nowhere and stabbing her* "Where's your battle-buddy? STAB STAB STAB STAB STAB! YOU'RE DEAD! YOU'RE DEAD!"

    • @Edenssunlight
      @Edenssunlight 3 года назад +1

      I see what you did there... Lmao

  • @goldenboy6840
    @goldenboy6840 8 месяцев назад

    Beginning May 12 we started noticing a significant uptick in negative commentary,” Laura DeFrancisco, public affairs chief for the Army Enterprise Marketing Office, told Army Times. “The comments violated our social media policy and were not aligned with Army values. Out of respect for the safety and wellbeing of our soldiers and their families, we have disabled the comments.

  • @MrSus-nd4gt
    @MrSus-nd4gt 3 года назад +183

    Unpopular opinion: COD MW19’s reveal trailer looks more like a recruitment ad than the actually recruitment ad💀

    • @cactusjoetheman4309
      @cactusjoetheman4309 2 года назад +16

      lmao facts

    • @Typhoon457
      @Typhoon457 2 года назад +10

      COD MW would've been a better ad for US

    • @4skintim962
      @4skintim962 2 года назад +14

      Cod mw actually shows at least some realities of war unlike this ad which makes the army look like a special ed room

    • @陈凯文-n1h
      @陈凯文-n1h 2 года назад +2

      Also's hearts of iron no step backwards trailer

    • @luftwaffebomber1340
      @luftwaffebomber1340 2 года назад +1

      Fun fact: Hearts of Iron 4’s new dlc trailer is fake Soviet propaganda, and it makes me want to join the red army. This makes me want to make the us nonexistent

  • @robertblake9892
    @robertblake9892 Год назад

    In trying to cater to the 1% they're alienating the 99%. Also note nthat Emma is playing the violin left handed.

  • @chumblesthecheese8580
    @chumblesthecheese8580 3 года назад +85

    I remember the USMC advert from the 80s, where the knight in shining armor rides before a line of people looking at him in admiration, as he approaches a king, who dubs him and hands him a righteous sword crackling with electricity. Now THAT was an effective commercial.

    • @Re-2005
      @Re-2005 2 года назад +2

      I want to see that do you have the link

    • @justcloggedthetoilet
      @justcloggedthetoilet 2 года назад

      Yea where’s da link
      (If you have it)

  • @GamerRat2010
    @GamerRat2010 Месяц назад

    And to think that Germans called the US Marines “Teufelhunde”. This is a joke

  • @obaoba1934
    @obaoba1934 Год назад +3

    America main weapon
    Making the enemy died of cringe

  • @elijahkingramos7101
    @elijahkingramos7101 3 года назад +3658

    "There is no racial bigotry here. Here you are all equally worthless"
    -Gunnery Sergeant Hartman, Full Metal Jacket(1987)

    • @peepers46
      @peepers46 3 года назад +174

      One of the best opening 30 minutes in film...

    • @NanaMediacollector
      @NanaMediacollector 3 года назад +94

      I love that line. I often alter it, to use it for Germanys political parties. :)

    • @CyclonicDeath
      @CyclonicDeath 3 года назад +11

      @@NanaMediacollector good for you 👍

    • @bubbalong7646
      @bubbalong7646 3 года назад +5

      Tell us what else he said regarding racial epithets.

    • @imnotsmartbutimdumb
      @imnotsmartbutimdumb 3 года назад +9

      We do not look down on…

  • @alexanderbustamante4585
    @alexanderbustamante4585 2 года назад +2603

    Poor Emma was brainwashed from an early age.

    • @notactuallyreal.
      @notactuallyreal. Год назад +136

      So true… 🫡

    • @orbitalenergy3362
      @orbitalenergy3362 Год назад +20

      😆😆

    • @WorldWalker128
      @WorldWalker128 Год назад +114

      And when she turns into a prisoner of war and is tortured by her captors, she'll learn that. Or maybe she won't and will continue to delude herself.

    • @AmitJosji-rk7yz
      @AmitJosji-rk7yz Год назад +20

      Most underrated comment😂

    • @saulgoodman2071
      @saulgoodman2071 Год назад +54

      ​@@WorldWalker128Her presence will torture her captives

  • @simonsmith3813
    @simonsmith3813 Год назад +1151

    I bet Putin is laughing his ass off at this Disney army recruit ad lol

    • @zivkovicable
      @zivkovicable Год назад +9

      Maybe you don't keep up with world events...Putin is finished.

    • @glorihol6803
      @glorihol6803 Год назад +70

      @@zivkovicable um? wasnt aware he died?

    • @MetaKnight964
      @MetaKnight964 Год назад

      @@zivkovicable Wrong, Putin is winning, educate yourself.

    • @MetaKnight964
      @MetaKnight964 Год назад

      @FukGoogle AndGayusa Shut up pessimist.

    • @zivkovicable
      @zivkovicable Год назад

      @it wasn't me Then everyone loses. No more Putin, no Biden, no Russia, no more USA, No more Europe..New Zealand the new World Superpower. Maybe Argentina.

  • @fbi8309
    @fbi8309 3 года назад +7329

    “Don’t shoot, Emma has two moms”
    The taliban

    • @avay8726
      @avay8726 3 года назад +526

      Dont shoot or you will be reported as abusive

    • @kroposman2302
      @kroposman2302 3 года назад +389

      Remember, switching to your stone is faster than reloading--Taliban Comander, probably

    • @juniorngcobo
      @juniorngcobo 3 года назад +30

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @WWhiteRunGuard
      @WWhiteRunGuard 3 года назад +12

      Похуй

    • @Meysam_play
      @Meysam_play 3 года назад +148

      Taliban would butcher her carcas if taliban caught her and they understood she was raised by two moms

  • @francisnavarro2720
    @francisnavarro2720 3 года назад +9819

    (During war)
    Emma: Wait, I have two moms.
    Enemy soldier: I missed the part where that's my problem.

    • @kharkovluzhin8333
      @kharkovluzhin8333 2 года назад +530

      *Bang bang bang*

    • @justcloggedthetoilet
      @justcloggedthetoilet 2 года назад +676

      Breaking news: 7 billion people side with the Taliban

    • @SaifSheikh445
      @SaifSheikh445 2 года назад +354

      Enemy soldier: So anyways I started blasting

    • @rex74t
      @rex74t 2 года назад +117

      *gets gunned down*

    • @ernie_like_hemingway
      @ernie_like_hemingway 2 года назад +215

      US: *make a woke, cringe recruitment video
      Every other nation: *Bully Maguire theme starts play

  • @SilencedButNotForgotten
    @SilencedButNotForgotten 3 года назад +4338

    Russian ads will be: "Join the military or you become like the Americans."

    • @aquafantom
      @aquafantom 3 года назад +179

      We don’t have ads
      Men MUST go to army for about year or something, and after this they can be called if there will be war or something (lets hope not)
      Plus many of men go to military as employees because of really good government social support (social payments), high pensions, salary and many others
      Army is optional for women, but they go there too for same reasons
      So yeah
      Russia don’t need ads lol
      /actually idea of ad for military is a bit absurd and scary at the same time.../

    • @god7762
      @god7762 3 года назад +2

      Russia

    • @ronan.cul08
      @ronan.cul08 3 года назад +102

      Israel be like: join army or go to jail lol

    • @ilsirent9726
      @ilsirent9726 3 года назад +18

      @@aquafantom we do have ads for army since we have professional part of the army. You can watch these ads online.

    • @aquafantom
      @aquafantom 3 года назад +9

      @@ilsirent9726 ля, впервые слышу
      Максимум в школах приходят приглашать работать в армейке хд

  • @sturer9041
    @sturer9041 3 года назад +3272

    Army back then:
    "Why are you here, soldier?"
    "To represent my country , sir!"
    Army now:
    "Why are you here, soldier?"
    "To represent my sexuality , sir!"

    • @bedwarspro1917
      @bedwarspro1917 3 года назад +65

      couldn’t agree more

    • @JRMGrrr
      @JRMGrrr 3 года назад +313

      *Cringe* I'm just waiting for some Rainbow Heart 🌈 Medal for being emotionally injured because someone used the wrong pronoun in Twitter wars 🤣😂

    • @grugbug5615
      @grugbug5615 3 года назад +29

      @@JRMGrrr lmao

    • @sturmx96
      @sturmx96 3 года назад +76

      Did he/she/it just assume the sergeant’s gender?

    • @iesuscristos1926
      @iesuscristos1926 3 года назад +43

      @@grugbug5615 "Sir, I'm bottom, sir!"

  • @SuperAlphaKirby
    @SuperAlphaKirby Год назад +279

    Joining the army means letting go of who you were, not finding yourself.

    • @EnclaveMarineCorps
      @EnclaveMarineCorps 5 месяцев назад +5

      Finding yourself to the nearest afghan battlefield

    • @subhosinha
      @subhosinha 5 месяцев назад

      True❤

    • @Mesopotamia-v6d
      @Mesopotamia-v6d 4 месяца назад +6

      ​​​@@EnclaveMarineCorps found yourself to the nearest oil country

    • @febastephen2705
      @febastephen2705 Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Mesopotamia-v6dwhen we have already got one up north

  • @lamborlambor6730
    @lamborlambor6730 2 года назад +5982

    "the enemys Will not sleep tonight knowing Emma has two moms"
    -Sun Tzu

    • @TheLGNDRY-go9hu
      @TheLGNDRY-go9hu 2 года назад +47

      Sun Tzu needs to re-strategise the plan of invasion of America

    • @Raps-2k
      @Raps-2k 2 года назад +8

      @@sprayender2002 Lmao

    • @bishoprichardson770
      @bishoprichardson770 2 года назад +6

      LOLOLOLOL

    • @Matutazo23-y7e
      @Matutazo23-y7e 2 года назад +4

      @@TheLGNDRY-go9hu 🌎America First

    • @CJ-fs1zr
      @CJ-fs1zr 2 года назад +4

      @@Matutazo23-y7e Can’t take a joke snowflake

  • @-.--Y..-U...S..-U..-.F
    @-.--Y..-U...S..-U..-.F 2 года назад +5021

    Russian: Ivan has 2 guns
    Taliban: Abas has 2 bombs
    USA: Emma has 2 moms

  • @CrashBones7
    @CrashBones7 3 года назад +2995

    So basically, Emma joined the army because she had 2 mothers and was jealous of her sorority sisters.

    • @lopelle1
      @lopelle1 3 года назад +75

      @Marek Kac sounds about right.

    • @Dhksksjjsjjs
      @Dhksksjjsjjs 3 года назад +133

      And for an 'adventure'
      Don't forget the main thing....her 2 moms will come for you, to protest !

    • @davetycho8330
      @davetycho8330 3 года назад +152

      I know that this is unintentional by the people who made that recruitment video, but Emma joined the army because she unironically realised that her activist lifestyle was meaningless.

    • @Jesse-oz4hn
      @Jesse-oz4hn 3 года назад +36

      @@davetycho8330 damn that's actually kinda true wtf. 😂

    • @lorenzomedina6220
      @lorenzomedina6220 3 года назад +53

      Emma joined the Army to pay for her Gender studies degree .

  • @chogoi9853
    @chogoi9853 3 года назад +9344

    Russian army: Not scared of Death
    US Army: Scared of not knowing their sexuality

    • @AnimeIsFire
      @AnimeIsFire 3 года назад +203

      XD this one made me spit my drink

    • @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863
      @WESAVEDTHELEFT1863 3 года назад +370

      US Marines: Scared of running out of crayons

    • @TotyVale
      @TotyVale 3 года назад +334

      Scare of using the wrong pronouns!

    • @MissChuchuable
      @MissChuchuable 3 года назад +44

      This made me laugh

    • @ichangedmyusernamebecausei2551
      @ichangedmyusernamebecausei2551 3 года назад +295

      This isn’t even a joke. People here in the US get offended and worried about nonsense things. Most think they’re gay or go trans or become non binary just for attention.

  • @Bob_Lob_Law
    @Bob_Lob_Law 2 года назад +417

    I found it hilarious that Emma was was worried that everything was handed to her, so she joined the army, where she was handed a cushy marketing role, and desk job.

  • @PlayerYubos
    @PlayerYubos 3 года назад +2024

    "THEY ARE INVADING US!!!"
    "EMMA WHAT SHOULD WE DO??!!!"
    Emma: Bann them in Twitter and snapchat

  • @jaydenred3946
    @jaydenred3946 3 года назад +4465

    That moment when you're not even an american citizen but still feel embarrassed lmao

    • @thegreatalucard76
      @thegreatalucard76 3 года назад +210

      I’m American and I’m not surprised my country’s been turned into a SJW fuckpool. I think the Russians should come out and take us out

    • @slavasmrti3328
      @slavasmrti3328 3 года назад +41

      @@thegreatalucard76 Oh they will and it won't be for a night on the town.

    • @liit_one8800
      @liit_one8800 3 года назад +81

      @UC860ztoHc1hbjK9l-8SlNTA I’d rather have a civil war against these fuckin pussies than have another country take over

    • @legalerien632
      @legalerien632 3 года назад +232

      Bro I am European and then cringe traveled the whole Atlantic Ocean

    • @shymix.
      @shymix. 3 года назад +19

      @@legalerien632 français ?

  • @retrograd9824
    @retrograd9824 3 года назад +4486

    I saw someone comment on one of their videos "Our enemies are laughing at us now. Thanks Emma."

    • @Hamrik_Oswald
      @Hamrik_Oswald 3 года назад +211

      It would be worth our enemies kicking our ass if in the end all of our institutions said "we made a mistake. We are going to cut out the b.s. now."

    • @wall7103
      @wall7103 3 года назад +84

      @@Hamrik_Oswald the instructors are complaining too.

    • @emilyhofland8219
      @emilyhofland8219 3 года назад +28

      @@Hamrik_Oswald pretty naive to think that our infantry, is represented by this. That our pogs haven't always been geared a little different than the infantry.
      And if you're such a bad ass. Why aren't you doing it... You know, as opposed to just running your mouth.

    • @artofkraneoxiii5335
      @artofkraneoxiii5335 3 года назад +36

      Since when did we care about what our enemies think? They laugh at us everyday over the smallest things like McDonalds and people Shitting in our streets.

    • @brandonleeps
      @brandonleeps 3 года назад +5

      @@emilyhofland8219 Exactly, thank you 🙏🏻

  • @AMinPAS
    @AMinPAS 10 месяцев назад +58

    "Sir enemies are pushing us back"
    "Don't worry,we still have our non-binary, homosexual,furry lover, they will cancel them in twitter "

    • @slevinchannel7589
      @slevinchannel7589 10 месяцев назад

      Your comment only reaches its full potential and conveys what you want it to do if you edit grammar in.
      Otherwise you just allow an armament-weakness in your argument to exist
      Also, furry-youtubers exist AND the reportbutton exists, so that should lead
      you to an Idea
      Tidy up comment to not alow an 'opening' and then g o flag some sh-tty channels

    • @jayluigia.lumongsod
      @jayluigia.lumongsod 9 месяцев назад +1

      🤣Why should soldiers even care about twitter?🤣

    • @MAVAelitewolf-guys
      @MAVAelitewolf-guys 6 месяцев назад

      US marine furry

    • @CheeseLike
      @CheeseLike Месяц назад +1

      @@slevinchannel7589 go cry about it

    • @FrankBailey-mg9uo
      @FrankBailey-mg9uo Месяц назад

      AMinPAS ha! Our enemies will never get over a thumbs down online!

  • @kasavangovender7313
    @kasavangovender7313 10 месяцев назад +116

    As a South African, my condolences to the US military.

    • @MyPrideFlag
      @MyPrideFlag 8 месяцев назад +2

      This add is embarassing but they (still) have the strongest army on planet.

    • @m......7984
      @m......7984 7 месяцев назад

      @@MyPrideFlagyep

    • @BullyofTrolls
      @BullyofTrolls 5 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@MyPrideFlagno they don't

    • @ameybirulkar7503
      @ameybirulkar7503 2 месяца назад +2

      ​@@MyPrideFlag lol even Taliban managed to kick their ass. Come on now.

    • @GrandDuchyOfOldenburgfanbase
      @GrandDuchyOfOldenburgfanbase 2 месяца назад

      No, they retreated from Afghanistan because dumbass biden thought that this war is unreasonable, + taliban "won" only because they dont really fought, they were hiding and exploding mines, USA still has the stronger army in the world.​@@ameybirulkar7503

  • @lindorplays5900
    @lindorplays5900 2 года назад +1865

    "Scare the enemy, tell them you're a strong college girl with two moms"
    -Sun Tzu

  • @dogenalds
    @dogenalds 3 года назад +825

    "...little girl raised by two moms"
    - Are you sure this will help us hire more soldiers?
    - Soldiers?

    • @eaganworley6401
      @eaganworley6401 3 года назад +10

      Lol

    • @knixfilms
      @knixfilms 3 года назад +16

      At this point Carl, were catering to marshmallows. Soldiers are in high demand. What do you think we are? Made outa money!?!

    • @dalentces2492
      @dalentces2492 3 года назад +7

      The people in charge of military hate the military and people willing to join it.
      They'd rather sacrifice support of conservative-minded men and women who are much more likely to join the military in favor of support from minority groups making a small percentage of society.
      Don't join the woke military. Don't die for elites who want to eradicate American way.

    • @jorgedeanoperez2997
      @jorgedeanoperez2997 3 года назад +3

      @@dalentces2492 I wish those elites wanted that. No, they simply want to appeal to mainstream approval

    • @jorgedeanoperez2997
      @jorgedeanoperez2997 3 года назад +2

      @Mike Ghibelline and the elites back then were the same ones as now. Billions upon billions of dollars don't change hands so quickly, less with how penny pinching the bastards in the elites are. The mainstream people simply shifted their ethics from then to now, and the elites want to milk their ethics for approval to keep the gears well oiled and the money flowing in

  • @Turksawse
    @Turksawse Год назад +226

    As a Turk,I am officially joining the Russian military.

    • @ma-tanica
      @ma-tanica Год назад

      Yeah, because your country is going bankrupt pretty soon, so you won't have any choice 😂
      Seriously though even joking about joining the Russian army knowing what they're doing in Ukraine is a disgrace. Stfu

    • @President.GeorgeWashington
      @President.GeorgeWashington Год назад +3

      You will be fertilizer for the Sunflower fields 💛 💙

    • @zxc-mp9ug
      @zxc-mp9ug Год назад +24

      @@President.GeorgeWashington Ukrainr is dead

    • @frustationoverloaded5976
      @frustationoverloaded5976 Год назад

      ​@@zxc-mp9ugUkraine will be alive and thriving inside of russia. The real enemy is the Ukrainian nazis.

    • @frustationoverloaded5976
      @frustationoverloaded5976 Год назад +4

      Bring some kebabs

  • @Dehzz_CTR
    @Dehzz_CTR 3 года назад +5240

    The point of the US military is for people who are mentally and physically strong. Not for people who get sad because some one called them by their wrong pronouns

    • @mrman9777
      @mrman9777 3 года назад +460

      @Redneck Hillbilly strong men need to protect not the other gender or should I say the other 72 genders or maybe a 100 genders sorry please don't imprison me for discrimination

    • @AQS521
      @AQS521 3 года назад +54

      I am disciplined, physically and mentally tough...

    • @AQS521
      @AQS521 3 года назад +54

      @Redneck Hillbilly you must be a civilian

    • @Space_Man909
      @Space_Man909 3 года назад +397

      @@mrman9777 God only made 2 genders and so shall it remain 2.

    • @teekydeeky
      @teekydeeky 3 года назад +81

      @Redneck Hillbilly Incorrect? Weak people can't protect the Constitution and American Interests. You tried to be witty, and you failed to be witty.