the ANGRIEST FLORIDA MAN EVER talks himself into cuffs

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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  2 года назад +562

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  • @ragdolltrucking
    @ragdolltrucking 2 года назад +7308

    Guy: “I did not contact her”
    Girl: “he has my wallet”
    Guy: “I have her wallet”
    Cop: 🤨

    • @lovecheese45
      @lovecheese45 2 года назад +42

      @hv a happy day scam

    • @Zirodays
      @Zirodays 2 года назад +20

      @hv a happy day please stop with the proselytising spam.

    • @Avallachgrey
      @Avallachgrey 2 года назад +137

      Happy I'm not the only one that went "Wait, if you aint contacted her how did you get her wallet?"

    • @ayellowjew5069
      @ayellowjew5069 2 года назад +3

      Wait oh yeah

    • @killerkitten7534
      @killerkitten7534 2 года назад +153

      Reminds me of that spongebob skit.
      “Look, you have a no contact order”
      “Yep!”
      “And you have her wallet in your pocket”
      “Yep!”
      “You have this wallet, and were in close proximity to her, so logically it follows that you were violating your no contact order”
      “Makes sense to me!”
      “So you’re under arrest”
      “But I didn’t violate the no contact order!”

  • @sheadonkalei785
    @sheadonkalei785 2 года назад +1659

    “You Can’t arrest me”
    *gets arrested *
    “You Can’t taze me!”
    *gets tazed

    • @reedy_9619
      @reedy_9619 2 года назад +40

      If he were smart he d say « you cant give me your money/a job »

    • @khaiwinchester
      @khaiwinchester 2 года назад +5

      *pikachu face* after he say he can't get taze

    • @DirtyMike2011
      @DirtyMike2011 2 года назад +11

      *kicks officer*
      “You just kicked me”
      “I didn’t kick you. Where’s your proof?”

    • @sheadonkalei785
      @sheadonkalei785 2 года назад

      @GAVIN HUGHES are you serious? 😂

    • @sheadonkalei785
      @sheadonkalei785 2 года назад

      @GAVIN HUGHES thanks dude🤙

  • @maddyg2320
    @maddyg2320 Год назад +288

    "I will kick you with my foot"
    Thank goodness he clarified as I thought he'd kick him with his hand 🤦‍♀️

    • @goodmicrophone1254
      @goodmicrophone1254 Год назад +21

      I was under the impression he was going to kick him with his face.

    • @maddyg2320
      @maddyg2320 Год назад +1

      @@goodmicrophone1254 🤣🤣

    • @zachcrosby8386
      @zachcrosby8386 Год назад +1

      @@goodmicrophone1254 😂

    • @Kekistani_Insurgent
      @Kekistani_Insurgent Год назад +5

      “maybe i will kick you in the face, with my fist” -lyrical mastermind Jon Lajoie

    • @maddyg2320
      @maddyg2320 Год назад

      @@Kekistani_Insurgent Lol 🤪

  • @coachbump852
    @coachbump852 Год назад +316

    “I was not resisting “
    “I was not contacting her”
    “I’m going to file a law suit”
    Three statements that couldn’t be further from the truth!!

    • @yeetusdeletus8565
      @yeetusdeletus8565 Год назад +9

      “I have her wallet” “I was not contacting her”
      *This is big brain time*

    • @Minuntilini
      @Minuntilini Год назад +3

      I did not hit her. Oh hi Mark

    • @Piemasta9000
      @Piemasta9000 Год назад +3

      @@Minuntilini I was thinking this though the whole video. holy crap

    • @-clipz-
      @-clipz- 10 месяцев назад

      John 3:3, ESV: Jesus answered him, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God.”

  • @alessandroiskaymaurer1517
    @alessandroiskaymaurer1517 2 года назад +4641

    "Sticky 'taters", every police officer's worst nightmare

    • @shellypeek6515
      @shellypeek6515 2 года назад +2

      🤣

    • @Badbhoys
      @Badbhoys 2 года назад +2

      Hahahahahah thats good

    • @jt1364
      @jt1364 2 года назад +10

      Well not EVERY police officer as not all have tater issues.

    • @roushstge2
      @roushstge2 2 года назад +85

      No, every cops worst nightmare was covered a few videos ago… getting shot in the leg and having to have your pants cut off and getting wheeled into the ER around all the nurses with a bush or while you’re not having a sausage day, but instead a turtle turtle day

    • @ftdefiance1
      @ftdefiance1 2 года назад

      Road march joy

  • @JesusPwnsYa1
    @JesusPwnsYa1 2 года назад +943

    No contact: "Babe film this." Okay, he just contacted her in front of them.

    • @mericantryhard4495
      @mericantryhard4495 2 года назад +27

      Genius

    • @masonvaughn6764
      @masonvaughn6764 2 года назад +19

      When he asked them to give back her wallet from his pocket

    • @TheGoggleye
      @TheGoggleye 2 года назад +28

      Judge and prosecutors wet dream: have people videotape themselves breaking a no contact order, resisting etc are just cake.

    • @mlittle1971
      @mlittle1971 2 года назад +1

      "Babe" needs to wear a bra.

    • @TylerTMG
      @TylerTMG 14 дней назад

      ​@@TheGoggleyethem recording themselves vandalize stuff like the devious lick thing?

  • @corporategreed
    @corporategreed Год назад +43

    In the age of bodycams getting arrested is starting to look more like condemning yourself to involuntary entertainment

  • @WC3fanatic997
    @WC3fanatic997 Год назад +35

    "Officer knows the suspect" is always the start of the best rides

  • @denimroberts4119
    @denimroberts4119 2 года назад +2082

    Bro the cop’s humor throughout this whole arrest was just too funny😭

    • @SoCali-se5nq
      @SoCali-se5nq 2 года назад +117

      When he said “Stooopp It!” 🤣

    • @xxivSNAPback
      @xxivSNAPback 2 года назад +16

      Seriously had me in stitches 😂

    • @TheForbiddenTacoYT
      @TheForbiddenTacoYT 2 года назад +29

      He was on it with the comebacks lmao

    • @arthursalim3120
      @arthursalim3120 2 года назад +24

      He was having soo much fun throughout this XD

    • @darkzak47
      @darkzak47 2 года назад +35

      The cops tone is like, “no stop being a drama queen…”

  • @1974heathinn
    @1974heathinn 2 года назад +1042

    That “Stop it” the police officer keeps using is hysterical.

    • @N0xiety
      @N0xiety 2 года назад +94

      That's the kind of voice i use when my dog is being naughty lmao. My dog at least has the brains to understand he did wrong tho, unlike this specimen.

    • @twistedyogert
      @twistedyogert 2 года назад +14

      @@N0xiety Reminds me more of my sister when I tried to change the TV channel.

    • @epsilon2843
      @epsilon2843 2 года назад +17

      Stop it. Get some help.

    • @zachburghdoff9126
      @zachburghdoff9126 2 года назад +4

      @@N0xiety damnit he escaped the facility, who left the door unlocked 🤦

    • @crazycoffee
      @crazycoffee 2 года назад +3

      "Stop it get help" lol that defines it perfectly

  • @elizabethandeldinkamberovi1929
    @elizabethandeldinkamberovi1929 10 месяцев назад +23

    "PTSD bringing up bad memories" has to be the funniest brutality claim EVER made!

  • @benjaminmatheny6683
    @benjaminmatheny6683 2 года назад +1505

    I love how the officer doesn't seem angry, just disappointed.

    • @Steph-sk3xb
      @Steph-sk3xb 2 года назад +72

      It’s because he really probably wouldn’t have gone back to jail but the guy is so dumb and indignant that he walked himself into an actual arrest.

    • @PiwyLC
      @PiwyLC Год назад +19

      Hes gen z at his finest, he calls police brutality when for resisting arrest they tackle you to the ground 😂

    • @JimboJuice
      @JimboJuice Год назад

      @@PiwyLC inbred or stupid, nothing to do with age.

    • @dosidicusgigas1376
      @dosidicusgigas1376 Год назад +14

      "Dont kill me" 😂 that was one of the funniest cop responses I ever heard

    • @trahmusket631
      @trahmusket631 Год назад +3

      Stop it....

  • @Delta-ty1wr
    @Delta-ty1wr 2 года назад +1332

    I love this cops use of "Bruh" and "Stop it"

  • @mommabear6163
    @mommabear6163 Год назад +55

    Seeing this guy going from just being detained, to tazed, to being cuffed, to wearing a mask and then threatened with ankle cuffs had me rolling

  • @batchynator
    @batchynator Год назад +12

    Police bodycams are possibly the best innovation ever.

  • @bass-dc9175
    @bass-dc9175 Год назад +634

    I love the tone of the cop.
    "He is pointing a gun at my back"
    Cop: "It is a taser"
    "still the shape of a gun"
    Cop: "... no it is not"

    • @orangequill1645
      @orangequill1645 Год назад +22

      Its vaguely the shape of one but like normally guns arent brightly colored

    • @-clipz-
      @-clipz- 10 месяцев назад +5

      John 3:3, ESV: Jesus answered him, “Truly, truly, I say to you, unless one is born again he cannot see the kingdom of God.”

    • @VinnieG-
      @VinnieG- 7 месяцев назад

      @@-clipz- why would you want to see the kingdom of God. He created cancer and aids ffs

    • @phelpsbutnotmichal9360
      @phelpsbutnotmichal9360 7 месяцев назад +2

      He just gets mildly annoyed at it to

  • @grundi18
    @grundi18 2 года назад +662

    "Ive never contacted her"
    *has her wallet in his pocket because he's a wizard jedi*

    • @bluegrasseric
      @bluegrasseric 2 года назад +7

      They should charge him with theft of the wallet and identity theft, because he had her id.

    • @josukehigashikata-jojolion8236
      @josukehigashikata-jojolion8236 2 года назад

      He’s a jizzard

    • @titan1umtitan
      @titan1umtitan 2 года назад

      @@bluegrasseric damn, I guess I’m gonna be arrested for Identity theft cause my coworker lended me their badge to get myself into the office

  • @chrisd5564
    @chrisd5564 8 месяцев назад +11

    I love how he is violating the no contact order even more when he’s on the ground telling her to record lmao these videos crack me the fuck up

  • @BubzManz-vn6qe
    @BubzManz-vn6qe 7 месяцев назад +10

    I almost lost all my strength from laughing when I heard “get your nuts off my hands” 😂😂😂.

  • @fastsnake1
    @fastsnake1 2 года назад +596

    This is the type of guy who would yell "I'm having a seizure!" over and over in public, while shaking on the ground, and stopping to look around to see if anybody was watching, and then continuing again.

    • @refinnej5302
      @refinnej5302 2 года назад +41

      This is the type of guy who would claim to find the tip of a finger in his food as he's asking for a bandaid for his finger.

    • @FairyChild_For_Freedom-Justice
      @FairyChild_For_Freedom-Justice 2 года назад +1

      @@refinnej5302 ewwww

    • @CrankyBarista
      @CrankyBarista 2 года назад +2

      Those voluntary seizers

    • @Silver_wind_1987_
      @Silver_wind_1987_ Год назад

      @@CrankyBarista what's funny is he sounds like the dude who would yell at a McDonald's person for his fries being to crispy...

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад

      For sure!

  • @tjking7457
    @tjking7457 2 года назад +2529

    This guy just gave himself charges. He was just going to have one charge and ended up with at least 13.

    • @huntercase9794
      @huntercase9794 2 года назад +199

      He would have probably just walked away with a warning

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 года назад +147

      He's just trying to catch them all

    • @riley1199770
      @riley1199770 2 года назад +28

      @be happy eww

    • @lhkraut
      @lhkraut 2 года назад +20

      I'm sure there were plenty more once he got to intake.

    • @user-fh1th5uz9x
      @user-fh1th5uz9x 2 года назад +6

      @@riley1199770 what was it?

  • @nickhancock589
    @nickhancock589 Год назад +37

    The sergeant's voice contained all the resignation of a man who recognizes the subject and, from long experience, knows exactly how this is going to go.

  • @TheIronwil
    @TheIronwil Год назад +10

    Legend has it that, to this day, echoes of “POLICE BRUTALITY” still echo in that neighborhood.

  • @madisonpowell1694
    @madisonpowell1694 Год назад +24

    I'm WAY to temperamental to be dealing with a df like this. Hats off to the blue for being super chill. They even tried to let him make it with the gentle take down.

  • @rastaN1PPL3S
    @rastaN1PPL3S 2 года назад +833

    When Raymond got slammed to the ground and yelled “POLICE BRUTALITY,” did anyone else get that snippet from Monty Python and the Holy Grail “HELP IM BEING OPPRESSED” ?

  • @JadeRabbit-je4gd
    @JadeRabbit-je4gd 2 года назад +481

    "I'VE JUST BEEN TASED!"
    Yeah we know dude, it was fucking hilarious.

  • @Thorrnn
    @Thorrnn Год назад +12

    I honestly have so much respect for these officers, they're stuck in a shitty situation, and they deal with it with what can only be described unwavering grace, and infinite patience.

  • @TheDespicablePatriot
    @TheDespicablePatriot 4 месяца назад +4

    The funny thing is I live in Jacksonville which is just South of where this occurred. I know the arresting officer on this case, he lives just a couple streets away from us. He's been a friend since we were kids and oh boy did he have a blast watching this video and telling me all about how it went down. We love your content, Donut.

  • @curtiswilliams2250
    @curtiswilliams2250 2 года назад +298

    The officer was cracking me up : “Stawpp itttt”

    • @thepepsidrink7756
      @thepepsidrink7756 2 года назад +4

      He was so casual🤣🤣

    • @Antinatalists_Unite
      @Antinatalists_Unite 2 года назад +2

      Why tf wouldn't he give that woman her wallet, tho?

    • @Backstabmacro
      @Backstabmacro 2 года назад +7

      @@Antinatalists_Unite it’s evidence that the moron was violating his no-contact order. Once he’s arrested and gets inventoried before jail, that wallet becomes proof he had contact with the named individual of the NCO.

    • @LD-mu4eg
      @LD-mu4eg 2 года назад +1

      @@Antinatalists_Unite well....he *is* a convicted *criminal* :P

    • @undisputed1one
      @undisputed1one 2 года назад +3

      He says it the same way my girlfriend does when I give her a compliment😂

  • @higherthanmost1112
    @higherthanmost1112 2 года назад +1063

    Yelling “police brutality” is as effective as yelling “I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!”

    • @asherwoodrow7471
      @asherwoodrow7471 Год назад +12

      its just that clip from the office where somthing happens and micheal screams his declaration of bankruptcy, can somone tell me what happens in that episode again? been a solid 5 years since ive seen it

    • @levibirdwell2356
      @levibirdwell2356 Год назад +35

      "Hey, I just wanted you to know that you can't just say the word bankruptcy and expect anything to happen."
      "I didn't say it, I declared it."

    • @asherwoodrow7471
      @asherwoodrow7471 Год назад +5

      @@levibirdwell2356 Good man. have you been to mikes cereal shack?

    • @levibirdwell2356
      @levibirdwell2356 Год назад +3

      @@asherwoodrow7471 why go when you can get the same varieties in the store?

    • @slayerfam2
      @slayerfam2 Год назад +4

      Great "the office" line .....

  • @j.lingle4713
    @j.lingle4713 Год назад +12

    Even though I’ve seen this body cam footage before, it never gets old. Dude deserves every bit of it! 😂

    • @tomkee4479
      @tomkee4479 8 месяцев назад +1

      Shit he deserved WAY more than that!! Lol those officers should get medals or raises or something for showing such restraint and patience cause I would have fucked that dude up and gladly got fired and prob even gladly taken a charge a d felt good about it! Jesus smh I wanted to reach thru my phone so bad lol

  • @moosedawg71
    @moosedawg71 Год назад +8

    The cop and his constant "stop it!" had me in stitches!

  • @Rashed1255
    @Rashed1255 2 года назад +653

    Everyone who resists: “I’m not resisting!” While resisting

    • @mikebravo3527
      @mikebravo3527 2 года назад +6

      That's the best part HA

    • @sloop4life765
      @sloop4life765 2 года назад +8

      So tru

    • @fastname6519
      @fastname6519 2 года назад +8

      I'm not resisting I'm just checking if my gun has any ammunition for safety reasons

    • @youwebz
      @youwebz 2 года назад

      Not necessarily - Cops use it to add charges.
      Don’t be so one dimensional dude

    • @armorer94
      @armorer94 2 года назад

      @be happy please stop spamming everybody with this. We know what you're about.

  • @AgitpropPsyop
    @AgitpropPsyop 2 года назад +769

    I’ve never ever heard someone yelling PTSD during an arrest… This clip is special. Thanks donut

    • @gamerdude3789
      @gamerdude3789 2 года назад +6

      10:10 😂😂

    • @baustinmcmanus1991
      @baustinmcmanus1991 2 года назад +6

      I've heard that working in the prison system! Those offenders will scream anything to get out of something.

    • @PiousSlayer
      @PiousSlayer 2 года назад

      Woah, was my first reply deleted?

    • @baustinmcmanus1991
      @baustinmcmanus1991 2 года назад

      @@PiousSlayer I think it was. Weird.

    • @PiousSlayer
      @PiousSlayer 2 года назад +1

      @@baustinmcmanus1991
      I wonder if it was the R word? If so, that's insane. I'mma test it.
      I have heard a female screaming the R word while being handcuffed, but never PTSD.
      Around 3:10 - ruclips.net/video/3zHRQn_IShw/видео.html

  • @dumbscorpionkeeper1616
    @dumbscorpionkeeper1616 Год назад +5

    10:10-1015 when he says "P.T.S.D P.T.S.D. bringing back past memories", he sounds like Adam Sandler. lol

  • @libradawg9
    @libradawg9 9 месяцев назад +10

    I would believe he was watching frauditors if he said he didn't consent. I love how long it takes for her to get her freaking camera on.
    The part where the officer reveals he was the guy that saved him was priceless. Using it as an excuse and then shouting the one down who saved him? Irony.

  • @hawkshot867
    @hawkshot867 2 года назад +723

    "I didn't contact her."
    *later*
    "Babe film this!"
    Ok, well now you've violated your no contact...

    • @evanbates3062
      @evanbates3062 2 года назад +24

      also the wallet

    • @edifyguy
      @edifyguy 2 года назад +6

      I noticed that too lol

    • @mesaplayer9636
      @mesaplayer9636 2 года назад

      Oh yeah

    • @commandingsteel
      @commandingsteel 2 года назад +4

      just being within 500 or 1000 feet of her was violating it... even if she approached him

    • @ericaschaidt8588
      @ericaschaidt8588 2 года назад +3

      @@commandingsteel obviously. That’s the humorous part. He claimed walking in front of/next to her wasn’t a violation all because he supposedly wasn’t talking to her.

  • @owenkegg5608
    @owenkegg5608 2 года назад +583

    "IT'S STILL A FORM OF A GUN!"
    "nooo, it's not"

    • @chrisward9218
      @chrisward9218 2 года назад +16

      Exactly, it's a rifle. Thomas A Swift's Electric Rifle to be exact

    • @danytargaryen5472
      @danytargaryen5472 2 года назад +5

      @@chrisward9218 You know what else is a rifle ;)?

    • @chrisward9218
      @chrisward9218 2 года назад +1

      @@danytargaryen5472 Please enlighten me

    • @danytargaryen5472
      @danytargaryen5472 2 года назад

      @@chrisward9218 my .....

    • @unscflanker407
      @unscflanker407 2 года назад +11

      @@danytargaryen5472 no no go ahead finish that sentence I’m intrigued😏

  • @silygoose5334
    @silygoose5334 6 месяцев назад +3

    “I wasn’t near her I was in front of her” has gotta be one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard a suspect say when they have gotten caught red handed 💀💀💀

  • @Angel-yl1ck
    @Angel-yl1ck Год назад +1

    The stuff you have to put up with amazes me. I'm a new subscriber, but have been bingeing on your vids. You are hilarious.

  • @EliteKannon
    @EliteKannon 2 года назад +278

    Just the cops constant “Stop it” made the whole thing hilarious. Cops thinking come on man you gotta be playing me right now

    • @dloyal09
      @dloyal09 2 года назад +7

      Kept his composure way longer then I expected.

  • @smartdoge4626
    @smartdoge4626 2 года назад +687

    Instantly reminds me of that meme
    “Talks a simple traffic ticket into a death penalty”
    “Ah yes! The negotiator!”

    • @Opgaming-ey9lb
      @Opgaming-ey9lb 2 года назад

      Lol

    • @augustreil
      @augustreil 2 года назад +9

      @be happy, Please stop.

    • @jimbothegymbro7086
      @jimbothegymbro7086 2 года назад +4

      It's like trying to flip the table and it lands on you

    • @armorer94
      @armorer94 2 года назад +2

      @@augustreil seconded.

    • @kevinsayes
      @kevinsayes 2 года назад

      @YTr cretor go find a vest and get it over with

  • @galacticboy2009
    @galacticboy2009 Год назад +7

    When you start watching a Donut operator video and it's a bodycam you've already seen *dies*
    Your commentary is still fantastic dude

  • @savaethyr
    @savaethyr Год назад +2

    7:47 “I WAS NOT BEING RESISTICK” 🤣🤣🤣

  • @connorw6335
    @connorw6335 2 года назад +508

    If only Raymond’s taters hadn’t been sticking to his legs. Maybe he would’ve had the composure to realize his own stupidity, or maybe he would’ve just had unstuck taters, who knows.

    • @T_P0811
      @T_P0811 2 года назад +12

      Doesn’t seem like a guy who has taters to begin with…even if he does have taters(surprisingly) it must not be much cause he so under developed lol.

    • @lukerussell4076
      @lukerussell4076 2 года назад

      Most likely just unstuck taters 😂

    • @bigharrybushcraft8364
      @bigharrybushcraft8364 2 года назад +3

      Did you see that walking tank of skank he calls a girlfriend? He's got a lot more than "sticky" to worry about in his tater salad.

    • @SA-xf1eb
      @SA-xf1eb 2 года назад

      @@bigharrybushcraft8364 yeah, that's some serious Florida Swamp Yeti action there. Damn.

  • @glovebox6770
    @glovebox6770 2 года назад +423

    “Babe! Put this on camera!” Ope…..looks like he just contacted her…

    • @AbraCaStabra
      @AbraCaStabra 2 года назад +4

      Lol. I said the same thing 🤣

    • @DarthEyesDragon
      @DarthEyesDragon 2 года назад +1

      @@AbraCaStabra
      I was thinking the same thing. Y’all beat me to it

    • @lindageorge8209
      @lindageorge8209 2 года назад +1

      Why is she obeying him?

    • @hopejoyfaith1342
      @hopejoyfaith1342 2 года назад +2

      Then he throws here under the bus, girl hit the delete button and WALK AWAY!!!!!

  • @daniellosier7377
    @daniellosier7377 Год назад +5

    Yes, every vet or anyone with PTSD immediately starts yelling “PTSD! PTSD!” When the flashbacks start coming.

  • @jasonwiggins5615
    @jasonwiggins5615 2 месяца назад

    Bro....I love these videos. Keep doing what you do!

  • @oddshot60
    @oddshot60 2 года назад +372

    "He's got a gun to my back".
    "No sir, I'm wearing SHEATHS".

  • @bostontea6521
    @bostontea6521 2 года назад +218

    Him "you should take her too"
    Her: stares in confused buffalo 😐🐃"

    • @tmurdoch2
      @tmurdoch2 2 года назад +8

      I'm get a bit of a "Harry and the hendersons" vibe. But in a bad T-shirt and 3rd hand jeans

    • @isitoveryet9525
      @isitoveryet9525 2 года назад +4

      😂😭

    • @ian9574
      @ian9574 2 года назад +6

      @@tmurdoch2 Do you think she makes the same sound in bed as when Harry emulates a police siren to get traffic out of their way?

  • @emi-ber
    @emi-ber 8 месяцев назад +3

    I think this dude has the superpower of making anything he says after a “no” come true.

  • @HookerHeels
    @HookerHeels Год назад +6

    This is the greatest arrest I have ever seen in my whole life.

  • @kimber9mm
    @kimber9mm 2 года назад +297

    Guy: “How are you guys arresting me?”
    Officer: “Pretty simple: Handcuffs.”

  • @magictoaster2996
    @magictoaster2996 2 года назад +307

    It’s a passive effect
    +stab wound
    -total health
    +taser immunity

    • @cauchyschwarz3295
      @cauchyschwarz3295 2 года назад +5

      I get the joke but from a medical point of view the involuntary muscle contractions that come with being tazed can reopen a stitched wound and even worsen the original injury.
      So yeah you should definitely not taze someone who has a recent stabwound.
      Then again he was really asking for it resisting even after being warned about being tazed multiple times 😅

    • @jamallabarge2665
      @jamallabarge2665 2 года назад +3

      @@cauchyschwarz3295 He was stabbed in 2015. Maybe he has adhesions. Doubt that his innards would come out.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад

      I wonder if that arrest immunity includes prosecution immunity as well.

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад +4

      @@cauchyschwarz3295 he's more likely to pop that wound by fighting the cops than from getting tazed.

  • @TexasRancherGal
    @TexasRancherGal 5 месяцев назад

    These videos are just soooooo much better with your commentary!!!!!

  • @koppythewarcriminal
    @koppythewarcriminal Год назад +2

    14:27 the way he says "no" is just absolutely great

  • @DB-qf3ss
    @DB-qf3ss 2 года назад +923

    I showed this video to my kids as a cautionary tale about the dangers of denying responsibility for one’s actions, which has coined the term “don’t act like a sockhead.”

  • @kannon6997
    @kannon6997 2 года назад +997

    Anyone can talk themselves into cuffs. Can Florida man talk himself out of them?

    • @ImJustFusion
      @ImJustFusion 2 года назад +13

      Probably

    • @ImJustFusion
      @ImJustFusion 2 года назад +53

      They can prolly talk themselves into getting double cuffed

    • @thetexan1011
      @thetexan1011 2 года назад +30

      @@ImJustFusion or hog-tied.

    • @loganhunt6307
      @loganhunt6307 2 года назад +28

      Find out on the next episode of Dragon Ball-Z

    • @roguestatus7
      @roguestatus7 2 года назад +3

      @@loganhunt6307 😂😂 well done, made my night! 😂😂

  • @cmdr_r0n-1n
    @cmdr_r0n-1n 8 месяцев назад +1

    “I was not being resisting” is a genius quote

  • @Ludeo
    @Ludeo 2 года назад +1567

    Imagine dealing with people like this every day, for AT LEAST 40hrs a week....

    • @musclechic2001
      @musclechic2001 2 года назад +96

      I can't. Watching these videos I am amazed at the PATIENCE of officers in general. I couldn't do it.

    • @crywolf1224
      @crywolf1224 2 года назад +27

      I'm sure there are days where they laugh it off like this dumb guy they can prove him wrong but it must suck when they deal with people like this back to back day after day

    • @minnowstomonsters8462
      @minnowstomonsters8462 2 года назад +16

      Where I live, the cops have to work at least 120 hour Work weeks, then people wonder why they're so stressed, always on call, hardly any days off, I couldn't imagine it, we have a horrendous meth problem which is what most of their calls go to, if its not an overdose its someone killed someone to get their next fix, we just had one tie his dealer up and set the house on fire after taking the meth

    • @kevinsayes
      @kevinsayes 2 года назад +1

      @@minnowstomonsters8462 “well damn Rita first is was the marijawana and the hip hop now it’s the meth” 17 1/4 hours a day huh? Right. Also no one “has” to work anywhere.

    • @j4y167
      @j4y167 2 года назад +9

      @@kevinsayes yeah but while you sit on unemployment some make the decision to work the incredibly difficult job of police officer, almost always for very little pay. And yes, some people do work those hours, I've worked weeks close to that myself. You'll understand one day when you get a more intensive job than flipping burgers for 15 hours a week.

  • @Nathan-jh1ho
    @Nathan-jh1ho 2 года назад +481

    Plot twist: the guy was just pickpocketing her, not contacting her. That's why he has her wallet.

    • @sloop4life765
      @sloop4life765 2 года назад +2

      Good twist

    • @TallyFox2
      @TallyFox2 2 года назад

      Guess he needs to level up his pickpocketing skill

  • @firefighter343
    @firefighter343 6 месяцев назад +1

    Your videos are pure gold man! Lmao big fan!

  • @tammyhart6467
    @tammyhart6467 9 месяцев назад +1

    They deserve each other

  • @wesleynunes3747
    @wesleynunes3747 2 года назад +206

    "I am not resisting"
    He said that while resisting lol

    • @johns1625
      @johns1625 2 года назад +3

      "I'M NOT ME!"
      **is me**

    • @margueritefile5645
      @margueritefile5645 2 года назад

      Whilst-eth

    • @Rico_71
      @Rico_71 2 года назад

      We need a third narrator lol "I am not resisting"
      Narrator, in deep, calm voice: "it was, indeed, him that was resisting"

  • @samwhary5498
    @samwhary5498 2 года назад +249

    He's definitely not a wizard. He failed to counter that lightning spell

  • @nickkausch1107
    @nickkausch1107 Год назад +2

    '' I WORKED HARD FOR WHAT I GOT"
    "..no you didn't"
    these cops are too fucking funny lol.

  • @Thorrnn
    @Thorrnn Год назад +2

    oh yeah, for whatever reason, yt shut off my notifications, so I haven't been getting updates for like...a year or more, maybe two.
    One of your videos popped up in my feed and now I'm just trying to catch up on everything I missed...and MAN!, THIS IS FUN!
    Caught up on the whole Trex saga, crazy drunk karen, signal light on car drunk guy, crazy dude steals car from old woman and shoots at copes during high speed chase, and everything.
    It's like a vacation for me.

  • @huckfinn4686
    @huckfinn4686 2 года назад +421

    I love how he refers to the woman as “babe” and had her wallet. yeah definitely had no contact 😂

    • @CreativeCreatorCreates
      @CreativeCreatorCreates 2 года назад +5

      Exactly!

    • @Lance.Gardenhire
      @Lance.Gardenhire 2 года назад +9

      And the: "Don't matter how long I go to jail, when I get out I'll come back to this woman."

    • @nood1le
      @nood1le 2 года назад +1

      At one point he called her his daughter

    • @boratsagdiyev5679
      @boratsagdiyev5679 2 года назад +3

      @@nood1le Florida 🤯

    • @blahblah8037
      @blahblah8037 2 года назад +1

      He told them to arrest her as well

  • @studentofhistory718
    @studentofhistory718 2 года назад +229

    "HES GOT A GUN TO MY BACK!"
    "Sir its not a gun its a tazer"

    • @SceptileSlash
      @SceptileSlash 2 года назад +16

      a TaSeR iS a TyPe Of GuN

    • @Trippy324
      @Trippy324 2 года назад +7

      @@SceptileSlash can we use that arguement with rayshard brooks now?

    • @ian9574
      @ian9574 2 года назад +3

      "Sir... This is really just a spicy version of those thermometers they check you with before you enter your doctor's clinic."

  • @batbrains187
    @batbrains187 11 месяцев назад +1

    🔥 these are some really great videos.🔥

  • @bigcrazy7210
    @bigcrazy7210 Год назад

    I laughed out loud to this video more than any other video you’ve posted. Crying laughing. Keep up the content.

  • @zzcolby27
    @zzcolby27 2 года назад +392

    He looks like he just stepped out of a time machine from 2009 and is trying to log into his MySpace account.

    • @sergeantspeed5941
      @sergeantspeed5941 2 года назад +7

      Jamming to plain white Tees on his home page

    • @jamesbaker7112
      @jamesbaker7112 2 года назад +8

      You guys clearly think 2009 was a long time ago.

    • @sergeantspeed5941
      @sergeantspeed5941 2 года назад +13

      @@jamesbaker7112 12 years is a long time. 🤔

    • @therret2901
      @therret2901 2 года назад +16

      @@jamesbaker7112 In internet terms 12 years is like 100,000 regular years.

    • @undergroundsoldierz3824
      @undergroundsoldierz3824 2 года назад +5

      This is a really dumb comment, Can't believe so many people gave it a thumbs up

  • @robertbowman1972
    @robertbowman1972 2 года назад +271

    "He's got a gun on me!"
    "It's a taser"
    "It's still a form of a gun!"

    • @Cipkanikolaj
      @Cipkanikolaj 2 года назад +22

      @be happy nobody cares stop spamming it

    • @IncredibleMD
      @IncredibleMD 2 года назад +26

      The way he says "No it's nooooooooot". You can just tell he's utterly done with Raymond's shit.

    • @westcoastwarriorsarchive7929
      @westcoastwarriorsarchive7929 2 года назад +5

      is that diane feinstine in a disguise?!

    • @MrNicktheshit87
      @MrNicktheshit87 2 года назад

      😂😂🤣

    • @snowgorilla9789
      @snowgorilla9789 2 года назад

      And that proves he is WAY smarter than I gave him credit for

  • @deathbyautopsy8660
    @deathbyautopsy8660 5 дней назад

    One of the funniest episodes ever Donut. Keep it up

  • @CruzeFrom412
    @CruzeFrom412 8 месяцев назад

    By far the funniest one I’ve seen😂

  • @lovetogun3611
    @lovetogun3611 2 года назад +155

    No contact order: "I wasnt contacting her". "Babe get this on video!" 😆😆🤦‍♂️

    • @davidtuell5558
      @davidtuell5558 2 года назад +4

      Even if he wasn’t contacting her before he definitely is now 😂

    • @steakknives
      @steakknives 2 года назад +13

      Also: Can I give her her wallet back? Unrelated issue.

    • @armorer94
      @armorer94 2 года назад

      @be happy May Allah curse you for your transgressions.

  • @raulperalta7750
    @raulperalta7750 2 года назад +406

    “Does being stabbed with a fork count as 4 stabbings?” Not only hilarious but indeed a great question.

    • @angelgabriel1825
      @angelgabriel1825 2 года назад +13

      Well it has 4 stabby sticks so yea it counts as 4 stabbing

    • @vanadium1169
      @vanadium1169 2 года назад +8

      @@angelgabriel1825 unless you dig enough to connect them i guess

    • @travisdavis316
      @travisdavis316 2 года назад +1

      Tatoo

    • @Klaaism
      @Klaaism 2 года назад +1

      Especially if it's the wrong fork... Proper etiquette to stabbings.

    • @benjaminr8961
      @benjaminr8961 2 года назад +2

      @@angelgabriel1825 No, its one stabbing.

  • @stansbruv3169
    @stansbruv3169 6 месяцев назад

    Top notch entertainment. Thanks Donut.

  • @robmak
    @robmak Год назад

    Best product demo EVER!! Thanks for the laugh!

  • @WirableCrown1
    @WirableCrown1 2 года назад +151

    This cop is so over it, just listen to his chill voice.

    • @tristanhighbaugh6975
      @tristanhighbaugh6975 2 года назад +4

      Stopppp iiiiitttttt

    • @drvonschwartz
      @drvonschwartz 2 года назад +1

      @@tristanhighbaugh6975 I chuckled at every one.

    • @MIck-M
      @MIck-M 2 года назад +2

      @be happy Spammers are like dogs that lick themselves in front of guests with no shame.

    • @dwightmansburden7722
      @dwightmansburden7722 2 года назад

      He’s heard it all before, any street cop has.

  • @WarriorPoet01
    @WarriorPoet01 2 года назад +327

    15:45 - “I hope you guys get Corona”
    I hope all the officers enjoyed an ice-cold Corona after that shift 😂😂😂

    • @V-C137
      @V-C137 2 года назад +24

      The officer burping probably already did 🤣

    • @unavailable4975
      @unavailable4975 2 года назад +6

      They did it just to spite him

    • @ewokelijah6625
      @ewokelijah6625 2 года назад +6

      "You can have any brew you want, as long as its a Corona"
      -Toretto

    • @sheadonkalei785
      @sheadonkalei785 2 года назад

      @@ewokelijah6625 and family

    • @theden5409
      @theden5409 2 года назад

      Ayyyyyyyy

  • @wags9777
    @wags9777 Год назад

    Such a nice guy

  • @spethmanjones2997
    @spethmanjones2997 2 года назад +244

    The “PTSD! Bringin’ back past memories!!” killed me lol

    • @JohnJohnson-mf3dv
      @JohnJohnson-mf3dv 2 года назад +6

      Bruh same holy shit

    • @jbmcb
      @jbmcb 2 года назад +10

      It reminds me of Michael Scott declaring bankruptcy by shouting "I DECLARE BANKRUPTCY!" That's really not how that works.

    • @Orjahlian
      @Orjahlian 2 года назад +2

      I'm fuckin dyin', funniest shit I've heard in months.

  • @Criomorph
    @Criomorph 2 года назад +565

    Alternative title: "Man self-incriminates for 15 minutes straight"

  • @MarySmith-bc7mf
    @MarySmith-bc7mf Год назад +1

    These two deserve each other.

  • @jesses6378
    @jesses6378 8 месяцев назад

    Ive veen watching you for awhile now, and omg. I havent seen this one. That kid made my whole fricken day 😂😂😂😂

  • @mizu_zhk117
    @mizu_zhk117 2 года назад +283

    "He looks like discount skrilex"
    That shit got me

    • @rowdyzack5914
      @rowdyzack5914 2 года назад +6

      the weirdest thing nobody is talking about is why discount skrillex is in a relationship with discount shrek

    • @poptiimusprime
      @poptiimusprime 2 года назад +2

      skrillex 2

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад

      I can't breathe. 🤣

  • @andrewmcneely6224
    @andrewmcneely6224 2 года назад +147

    He sounds like a happy but annoyed mom “no it’s not a gun, it’s a taser”

  • @pamelaforth7820
    @pamelaforth7820 Год назад

    Normally I enjoy your chatter and quite often I get a good Chuck a lot of me but I just loved that fork comment!

  • @radix1232
    @radix1232 11 месяцев назад

    The sponsor part on this video was truly encouraging to buy the product

  • @clarkweesnaw6471
    @clarkweesnaw6471 2 года назад +268

    “Mom can we buy a skrillex?”
    “We have a skrillex at home”
    “Yeah but he smells like grandma and is also in jail”

    • @grandma650
      @grandma650 2 года назад +20

      But I smell good :(

    • @perplexity6996
      @perplexity6996 2 года назад +2

      @@grandma650 i bet

    • @zeusafoos1369
      @zeusafoos1369 2 года назад +6

      @@grandma650 Don’t listen to this ignorant fool

    • @EggmondChad
      @EggmondChad 2 года назад +2

      @@grandma650 GRANDMA??? “Hugh Mungus? THATS S ASSAULT!” *-Zarna Joshi*

    • @rickybobby1056
      @rickybobby1056 2 года назад

      Skrillex=gay

  • @jordanwilliams9297
    @jordanwilliams9297 2 года назад +915

    This man has the logic of a three year old who thinks chocolate milk comes from brown cows

    • @AlexKenas
      @AlexKenas 2 года назад +33

      This is what years of recreational drug and alcohol use does to people.

    • @chorlesteajones6794
      @chorlesteajones6794 2 года назад +35

      Wait, you mean it doesn't? Well shiiiit!

    • @arcilias7895
      @arcilias7895 2 года назад +24

      Funfact: 7% of Americans think chocolate milk comes from brown cows.

    • @15gamershaven89
      @15gamershaven89 2 года назад +10

      Wait your saying brown cows dont give chocolate milk?

    • @15gamershaven89
      @15gamershaven89 2 года назад +8

      @@arcilias7895 can confirm Americans arent very smart sometimes

  • @nogoodbadass
    @nogoodbadass Год назад

    HE's BRINGING UP PAST MEMORIES PTSD. Best part, chefs kiss.

  • @matthewmayhem9213
    @matthewmayhem9213 9 месяцев назад

    I should try those SHEATH Tator Savers.

  • @Michael-pt8pk
    @Michael-pt8pk 2 года назад +209

    "I wasnt near her"
    "I have her wallet give it back to her"
    Pick one

    • @kyleflanagan4285
      @kyleflanagan4285 2 года назад +12

      He picked it up when she dropped it and he was gonna hail marry it back to her, but the damn road pirates showed up and blocked his pass.

    • @sirshotty7689
      @sirshotty7689 2 года назад +2

      Irish Florida Man but didn't he say he was in front of her the entire time?

    • @kyleflanagan4285
      @kyleflanagan4285 2 года назад +1

      @@sirshotty7689 a lateral hail Mary.

    • @ian9574
      @ian9574 2 года назад +1

      "I wasn't near her!"
      Also... "The floor here isn't floor!"

  • @ToXiCxMadness2
    @ToXiCxMadness2 2 года назад +493

    “I was never near her” magically has her wallet in his pocket.

    • @Zaay446
      @Zaay446 2 года назад +16

      because he was a jedi, remember?

    • @iancallon6520
      @iancallon6520 2 года назад +5

      Oops I stole her wallet

    • @seanperson2032
      @seanperson2032 2 года назад +8

      Also "I never talked to her"
      And then "babe get this on camera! Record this!"

    • @feraltaco4783
      @feraltaco4783 Год назад

      He's the next Chris Angel.

  • @nauidiver227
    @nauidiver227 Год назад

    Can't believe I drive through Bunnell every morning and afternoon. People are nuts down here. Especially Daytona area. Makes great donut content though!

  • @Pleumel
    @Pleumel Год назад

    Awesome episode haha

  • @gennehring1
    @gennehring1 2 года назад +158

    "I saved your life."
    "Police brutality!!"