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  • @DonutOperator
    @DonutOperator  4 года назад +560

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    • @Syphs
      @Syphs 4 года назад +6

      Hey Donut, keep it up

    • @mountainman2036
      @mountainman2036 4 года назад +4

      Glad to be apart of this community

    • @spacebomber2162
      @spacebomber2162 4 года назад +4

      Donut Operator love you senpai

    • @rayydar
      @rayydar 4 года назад +1

      Yo donut

    • @eastonvlogz
      @eastonvlogz 4 года назад +1

      Donut Operator yo can you like this so I can show my friends

  • @Kossine
    @Kossine 4 года назад +3518

    SWAT: *Comes to Donut's shop* Y'all good?
    Donut: We good
    SWAT: 'Aight have a nice day.

    • @pluto8404
      @pluto8404 4 года назад +471

      *Donut:* (cutting up dead bodies) we're just disposing of these 'yard trimmings'
      *SWAT officer 1:* I think that was a dead body, chief
      *SWAT officer 2:* i thought that too, until he said yard trimmings. got to learn to listen, lou

    • @seratonin7004
      @seratonin7004 4 года назад +50

      They should have stayed to play a few games of PubG and have hot chocolate and donuts

    • @EroticNapkin
      @EroticNapkin 4 года назад +7

      Pluto : The Simpson’s Movie! Lol

    • @ghouly1
      @ghouly1 4 года назад +2

      Thank saying the exact same thing donut did, but you instead included him in the story 👌🤣😆🤣😆👌👌

    • @Unformed8
      @Unformed8 4 года назад +19

      At some poing their just gona show up, they call him: "Donut your being swatted again, you good?"
      "No these guys are shooting me up"
      "WHAT!?"
      "NO, not really! I'm streaming!"

  • @BigPapaKaiser
    @BigPapaKaiser 4 года назад +936

    *SWAT*: THIS IS THE POLICE!
    *DONUT*: ME TOO!
    *SWAT: CONFUSED NOISES*

  • @markm1514
    @markm1514 4 года назад +123

    60 seconds in: "OK, I'm gonna change it."
    90 seconds in: "OK, I'm gonna watch all of this."

  • @jacktheaviator4938
    @jacktheaviator4938 Год назад +38

    When I was about 12, I found a skunk that was trapped in a culvert by a fallen limb after a storm. I couldn't stand the thought of it slowly starving, so I decided to rescue it. I managed to get sprayed 3 times before it was said and done, and once free, Pepe LePew followed me for a mile back to my grandmother's house. Not sure why.

    • @art1cwolf774
      @art1cwolf774 Год назад +1

      You had that good cologne on

    • @jacktheaviator4938
      @jacktheaviator4938 Год назад +8

      Side note, it was a cream-coloeed skunk, I've always had bad luck with blondes

    • @berserk6855
      @berserk6855 Год назад +4

      I planted that skunk there and timed it perfectly for you to come across it, that was my master plan just so you can make this comment he he

    • @joeswarson4580
      @joeswarson4580 6 месяцев назад +1

      its true i was the skunk

    • @TEAisok
      @TEAisok 2 месяца назад

      Wanted to thank you

  • @lmaono6215
    @lmaono6215 4 года назад +901

    Others getting swat: GET ON THE GROUND
    Donut getting swat: Ayyy wheres the pizza

  • @greenygruettgaming2577
    @greenygruettgaming2577 4 года назад +288

    How to make friends:
    “Yo bro, you wanna kick in this door?”

  • @electrontube
    @electrontube 4 года назад +33

    "are you making spaghetti?" "no, I'm cleaning my duty belt"

  • @Wanys123
    @Wanys123 4 года назад +27

    5:59 "I'm sorry..." *coughing their lungs out* "...I thought this was America" *visibly out of breath, on brink of having a heart attack*

    • @elipearce4861
      @elipearce4861 3 года назад +1

      God I hope that yk what your profile pic is

  • @joeschlotthauer840
    @joeschlotthauer840 4 года назад +276

    While prepping the area for surgery,
    "Something came up...."

    • @Ghanemq8
      @Ghanemq8 4 года назад +8

      I think I know what came up

  • @masc2fighter
    @masc2fighter 4 года назад +528

    Good for him, at least he's trying to better himself. That pesky medical license always gets in the way!

    • @deptusmechanikus7362
      @deptusmechanikus7362 4 года назад +15

      poor Florida Man. whenever he tries to make something of himself damn establishment knocks him down with their pesky bureaucracy and regulations and laws and fuckin basic human decency. Y'all just leave poor Florida Man alone!

    • @FreshBarn
      @FreshBarn 4 года назад +4

      All I heard was the TF2 medic saying that.

  • @jeremyowen1
    @jeremyowen1 4 года назад +22

    "It wasn't on it, it was in it."
    *Shudders*

  • @bhmenlo
    @bhmenlo 4 года назад +81

    When are you gonna teach use how to operate a donut

    • @philkearny5587
      @philkearny5587 3 года назад +1

      They teach that at ALETA here in Arizona.

    • @Cwrigz
      @Cwrigz 3 года назад

      Wut

  • @user-ov7ci8tp8v
    @user-ov7ci8tp8v 4 года назад +442

    Florida super villain the “Frankforfeiter” strikes again!

  • @MAGAMAN
    @MAGAMAN 4 года назад +295

    I want footage of the cops getting pulled over by the fake cop. I could only imagine the cops when they got pulled over.

    • @christopherabbott3484
      @christopherabbott3484 4 года назад +46

      I want footage of the swat team at donuts shop.

    • @BlazeDuskdreamer
      @BlazeDuskdreamer 4 года назад +5

      @@christopherabbott3484 Word! He must have a surveillance camera.

    • @losttiming5873
      @losttiming5873 4 года назад +7

      @@christopherabbott3484 I doubt it was actual swat probably not since he forewarned the department in his area

    • @austinmontgomery117
      @austinmontgomery117 4 года назад +1

      Was probably just regular officers.

    • @lilfattcatt7758
      @lilfattcatt7758 4 года назад

      Why are we getting pulle-wait a fucking second

  • @lilfattcatt7758
    @lilfattcatt7758 4 года назад +9

    I like the fact that the police were so chilled out when they got a hostage call to donuts shop

  • @jjets-nj4uj
    @jjets-nj4uj 4 года назад +62

    Lmfao the fake cop who pulled over the detectives was from my county

    • @rivermahler5264
      @rivermahler5264 4 года назад +9

      jjets 1678
      A fake car pulled over my mom and gave her a speeding ticket while in her unmarked police car she turned on 1012 which in my county means lights and sirens and arrested him on the spot he got charged with impersonating police officer’s and unlawfully giving arrest threats to A public officer that guy is so dumb 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

    • @tylergotheat9902
      @tylergotheat9902 4 года назад

      I used to live in highlands county that’s crazy

    • @jjets-nj4uj
      @jjets-nj4uj 4 года назад

      Tyler_. Thegoat_ da fuk is highlands county

    • @ex1st497
      @ex1st497 4 года назад

      Me too!!

    • @priesty.
      @priesty. 4 года назад +1

      @@jjets-nj4uj its highlands county tf you think it is

  • @bassamaann
    @bassamaann 4 года назад +77

    My mom is a Hillsborough dispatcher and was working when that call came in lmao

  • @BentNeatly
    @BentNeatly 4 года назад +177

    Its wierd that swatting a famous internet cop didnt work out. Guess some people cant piece that one together...

    • @arizonatea3734
      @arizonatea3734 4 года назад +7

      Its weird people actually think its funny. Someone could be receiving help instead of having a van dudes drive around for nothing. Oh and then the people that get shot/killed. Bunch of idiots hope he state fines them big time

    • @youngnut8078
      @youngnut8078 4 года назад +4

      arizona tea I used the police to police the police.

    • @thrib1754
      @thrib1754 4 года назад

      Young Nut same here

    • @jerrell1169
      @jerrell1169 4 года назад

      arizona tea It also consumes a ton of tax money and is also really difficult on a SWAT officers psyche.

  • @plucktwang
    @plucktwang 4 года назад +10

    “Glockomole” 😂😂😂

  • @oogabooga6299
    @oogabooga6299 4 года назад +145

    17:41 this is what idubbbz was talking about, squirrels and other animals get stuck in yogurt cups. #nowayyoplait

    • @AFUVFX
      @AFUVFX 4 года назад +2

      Ooga Booga yea then they suffocate and die

    • @womenslayer9998
      @womenslayer9998 4 года назад +1

      I pissed myself from ur grammer

    • @oogabooga6299
      @oogabooga6299 4 года назад

      Margo Hamilton *grammar

    • @womenslayer9998
      @womenslayer9998 4 года назад

      @@oogabooga6299 😰

  • @EamonnDoylePhotoFilm
    @EamonnDoylePhotoFilm 4 года назад +371

    You think that fake cop pulling over the detectives is bad. Earlier this year some one in South Australia literally carjacked the SWAT team.

    • @sweaterwearingsquirrel9302
      @sweaterwearingsquirrel9302 4 года назад +16

      How’d that go for them?

    • @HumaneNewt
      @HumaneNewt 4 года назад +10

      Link?

    • @EamonnDoylePhotoFilm
      @EamonnDoylePhotoFilm 4 года назад +27

      www.adelaidenow.com.au/news/south-australia/three-men-arrested-after-police-chase-at-birkenhead-involving-star-group-officers/news-story/efe3c8488b442f9e30206b74c21abf00

    • @wereabouttoargueaintwe4582
      @wereabouttoargueaintwe4582 4 года назад +7

      Criminals are getting dumber 😂

    • @ernestclements7398
      @ernestclements7398 4 года назад +19

      For years ago while I was working for a highly regarded Chicago private investigation firm I was assigned to investigate a burglary team that was hitting a high end residential development near the Great Lakes Naval base this outfit would wait for a house to be completed and ready for occupancy before hitting and stealing the kitchen cabinets stoves and refrigerators washer and dryer on one occasion stealing a 1000 lb cast iron circular fire place we staked the development out and began intensive plainclothes operations about a week after we started my partner and I spotted a bunch of brand new kitchen cabinets left out on a drive way of one of the homes like they were trash since this section of the development was not yet occupied and trash pickup had not started we thought this warranted close attention as it was still day light we decided to wait for dark and return to hide in some woods nearby so we resumed patrol later shortly after dark we left one part of the development to return to the subject area which because there were two separate entrance we had to drive on a short stretch of the public road as we did so a large white 4 wheeler pulled up behind us and began to flash a spot light at us indicating they wanted us to pull over we did so and carefully drawing our guns so as not to alert these fake cops we approached their vehicle as if we were irate motorists these two subjects never got out of their car so we knew damn well they were not the local pd with whom we were in radio contact the subjects loudly demanded to know who we were when we said detectives they immediately fled driving on to nearby railroad property to escape however they tried to cross the tracks and got stuck we were joined by the local pd and as the two had fled on foot in the direction of the navy base base security was advised of the situation and sent out a marine security detachment we made a thorough search of the area and found that the men had squeezed under the base fence where the ground had a small wash out the marines made a search and found the two in a gully near us the look on their faces as the marines surrounded them m16s at the ready was beyond priceless not to mention their reaction to the dogs! These two proved to be lookouts for the burglars and gave the whole bunch up to avoid being charged with federal trespassing most of the stolen items were recovered including the iron fireplace that was found in the construction foremans Wisconsin cabin!

  • @johnhalsey1110
    @johnhalsey1110 4 года назад +243

    Donut- I just wanted to say thank you for getting me through tough times. Your videos always seem to cheer me up after dealing with a tough call.

    • @cjr4286
      @cjr4286 4 года назад +12

      Donut is the best!
      And it will get better. I promise.
      Thank you for serving your community.

    • @robertgent1173
      @robertgent1173 4 года назад +10

      Thanks for your service! 12 years ago a NYS trouper saved my life. Thanks to him I have had 12 years sober. Be careful and safe you will be in my prayers.

    • @BentNeatly
      @BentNeatly 4 года назад +10

      Yea man delivering pizzas is rough. Some calls ruin the whole night.

    • @johnhalsey1110
      @johnhalsey1110 4 года назад +8

      Bent Neatly im talking about responding to a cardiac arrest, showing up and not being able to do anything at all to save the patient and the wife breaking down crying and screaming because it’s their anniversary and they were going out to dinner.

    • @IsraelCountryCube
      @IsraelCountryCube Год назад

      @@johnhalsey1110 sad rip its strange how it affects you

  • @mrpapagiorgio5404
    @mrpapagiorgio5404 4 года назад +3

    Was just browsing your merch store, definitely gonna get something soon! Thank you for the awesome content donut! Makes my day when im down

  • @mattbattyo
    @mattbattyo 4 года назад +2

    Skunk smell removal: 1 quart hydrogen peroxide, 1/4 cup baking soda and 1 tsp dish soap. Mix, apply liberally, and rinse off. Way better than smelling like skunky tomato soup.

  • @tyeman3039
    @tyeman3039 4 года назад +77

    Swatted? You got to be kidding me. They still do that shit? -wow

    • @wolffang489
      @wolffang489 4 года назад +2

      Some a-hole probably thinks it would be funny to get an ex cop killed by the police.

  • @ThatJamesGuy88
    @ThatJamesGuy88 4 года назад +68

    “Resting cop face.” 🤣

  • @StoicObserverS
    @StoicObserverS 4 года назад +11

    Dude, this conversstion is traumatizing me. I need a safe space.

    • @spiritualbeetle3904
      @spiritualbeetle3904 4 года назад +3

      Space isn't safe because some bitch committed a crime up there

  • @lemonjuice6468
    @lemonjuice6468 4 года назад

    so glad i found you and gta, playing as a leo in strict rp and watching your vids really help me understand the whole police thing, i have no idea how to call it, i used to think patty mayo was doing his job how he should but now i see all the errors he makes, have a nice day and yeah, video games do teach you

  • @crominion6045
    @crominion6045 4 года назад +138

    Whenever a story starts with "Florida man," you know it's gonna be good. 👍

    • @Overwar100
      @Overwar100 4 года назад +5

      Legit the scariest horror stories begin with "there once was a man in Florida"

    • @deeess2722
      @deeess2722 4 года назад +2

      A Los Angeles morning radio show has a bit called, “Florida or Anywhere Else.” If it’s outrageous, it’s usually Florida.

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits Год назад +1

      Their sunshine laws make for some really good popcorn headlines.

  • @elijones7926
    @elijones7926 4 года назад +152

    And my parents are thinking of retiring to florida. Im like WHY?!?!

    • @lorischeet5363
      @lorischeet5363 4 года назад +4

      Try to discourage. Suggest AZ NV NM instead. Much safer.

    • @elijones7926
      @elijones7926 4 года назад

      Lori Scheet right?! They probably wouldnt move to those areas tbh...too arid. Although they are nice areas minus the influx of illegals and whatnot. I'll suggest it though and thank you for the references! Be safe and be well.

    • @lorischeet5363
      @lorischeet5363 4 года назад +3

      Well AZ has the fewest illegals, because they have been actively hunting them down for years. I would be willing to bet there are more in Florida. Been to Florida several times, the illegals from the islands are part of the Florida Man problem. That is in fact the only state where I've been mugged. Twice on the same trip.

    • @elijones7926
      @elijones7926 4 года назад

      Lori Scheet Jeez. Im glad you werent injured too severe. It sucks being mugged though. Yea my parents are voluntarily blind to certain things. But in a way we all are to some degrees i reckon. Be safe out there...this world is a wee bit crazy.

    • @nikkiarana
      @nikkiarana 4 года назад

      @@lorischeet5363 Albuquerque is a shithole...crime is out of control.

  • @ragefulkotu7382
    @ragefulkotu7382 4 года назад

    Im a new sub ive been binging ur videos for the last 24 hours. Love ur content, bingo has to be my favorite series. Keep it up man

  • @dez7034
    @dez7034 4 года назад

    Donut your vids is the only thing that gets me up in the morning

  • @blattz3970
    @blattz3970 4 года назад +45

    Can’t swat the a retired swat officer

    • @katkitty104
      @katkitty104 4 года назад +16

      Unswattable

    • @meep6258
      @meep6258 4 года назад +3

      Damn donut was swat? I didn't know that. cool

    • @Jasper-pt9dq
      @Jasper-pt9dq 4 года назад +3

      박해진 he did like everything. He’s amazing

  • @JRidgely
    @JRidgely 4 года назад +236

    When you break into a house with a cat does that make you a “Cat Burglar”?

    • @cameronangel1013
      @cameronangel1013 4 года назад +10

      Only if you take the cat I would guess. The question is what do you call a cat that breaks into a house?

    • @murkymarky
      @murkymarky 4 года назад +5

      @@cameronangel1013 well if his owner would be a burglar he would be a copy cat

    • @martin4444ish
      @martin4444ish 4 года назад +1

      What? Idiot

    • @Sp00kq
      @Sp00kq 2 года назад

      @@martin4444ish someone doesn't know a joke

    • @gabe7194
      @gabe7194 2 года назад

      @@martin4444ish r/whoosh

  • @larryepperly4172
    @larryepperly4172 4 года назад

    the cop helping the skunk,truly shows no good deed goes unpunished.

  • @mz.6109
    @mz.6109 4 года назад

    Great video as always and Thank you Donut😎

  • @wyatt639
    @wyatt639 4 года назад +24

    Yo mustache is straight up beautiful. Its enough to make a grown man cry

    • @AngelMartinez-ul6lg
      @AngelMartinez-ul6lg 4 года назад +2

      And that's ok😂

    • @mikeexits
      @mikeexits Год назад

      Donut out here proving just by way of his appearance that not all moustaches are "pedo 'staches".
      Although I personally tend to think a full beard and moustache looks better on most people than either one alone. I think beard with no moustache looks weirder than moustache with no beard in almost all cases.

  • @justafellowbrother7263
    @justafellowbrother7263 4 года назад +183

    Damn Cali gun laws have gotten so bad they consider a pellet gun a "sniper" LOL

    • @malcolm3664
      @malcolm3664 4 года назад +5

      Jared I lol ?? Wtf and I’m Australian and our laws are retardation at best how ever we can own all most the same shit just all registered and I don’t like the government knowing what I have still millions of automatics out there when the automatics ban came in in 1996 lol 😂 a BB gun is a weapon??

    • @Evergreen1400
      @Evergreen1400 4 года назад +4

      Malcolm австралийский русский хакер. There’s definitely not millions of full auto weapons in the USA and the full auto ak’s and stuff floating around war zones those aren’t illegal it’s not illegal in Iraq

    • @zerogaminghq5430
      @zerogaminghq5430 4 года назад +3

      Yoda: "I require firearms"
      Clerk: "Yeah sure you look like a stable individual here ya go"
      (Video Link)
      ruclips.net/video/XlXhYgwAMlA/видео.html

    • @Raymo2u
      @Raymo2u 4 года назад +5

      They will go after bolt actions after semi-auto's, this is why"sniper"guns are being thrown into the media nonsense more often now.

    • @Raymo2u
      @Raymo2u 4 года назад +5

      @Riley Senn Actually thee is around 3 million full auto's in the public's hands. 600,000+ Pre-86' Registered, and 2 Million in the hands of SOT's/Police. There have only been 5 cases known of legal full auto weapons being used in crimes and 3 of which were by off duty officers in crimes of passion.

  • @barbarabeward9019
    @barbarabeward9019 3 года назад

    I love your videos

  • @ryanmcmullen6064
    @ryanmcmullen6064 3 года назад

    I like these longer vid better then the short vids you do

  • @justplinkin4809
    @justplinkin4809 4 года назад +147

    Florida man gets around, didn’t he just get sent to prison today? Oh wait, there’s lots of Florida men and they are all nuts? Why is it always Florida man?

    • @masterofmundus1304
      @masterofmundus1304 4 года назад +15

      Florida has laws that makes their arrest records more accessible, and you can see more info. The crazys are everywhere. Florida just shows off the people that everyone else tries to hide.

    • @redelfshotthefood8213
      @redelfshotthefood8213 4 года назад +7

      The Florida Man or Woman phenomenon might be more prevelant than average. It's a retirement state, and people can lose their marbles as they age. Plus Meth. Lots of Meth.

    • @Clutch_Boy
      @Clutch_Boy 4 года назад +1

      Thankfully, I've never encountered Florida Man. Yet.

    • @MrS22222
      @MrS22222 4 года назад +1

      @@masterofmundus1304 ayyy, you get it.

    • @justplinkin4809
      @justplinkin4809 4 года назад +3

      John Pembroke skunk ape, I dated her back in the late ‘80s when I lived in Florida. You know, it was the ‘80s!

  • @guydives1246
    @guydives1246 4 года назад +156

    "when they found him, his testes were missing and the doctor was never heard from again!..."
    "Anyway that's how I lost my medical license"

  • @zacsnider7225
    @zacsnider7225 4 года назад

    Hey Donut, can you make a playlist of your favorite Lofi songs? I need some good ones right now and you’re streams are filled with them

  • @PostalPatriot556
    @PostalPatriot556 4 года назад

    Going to Florida for a month, I needed this

  • @johnmorgan1629
    @johnmorgan1629 4 года назад +46

    Gary, had a stiff drink, of some hard liquor first, but it was all in vein.

    • @andyherc7305
      @andyherc7305 4 года назад +3

      Good one . So fucking terrible I'm still laughing

  • @optimisticleo6502
    @optimisticleo6502 4 года назад +51

    I'm not uncrossing my legs for this whole video >.

    • @autiovaa5255
      @autiovaa5255 4 года назад +5

      You should have seen the actual stream. They talked about the tick for a solid 5 minutes.

    • @JanAly
      @JanAly 4 года назад +2

      Ecks Dee am I right bois?

  • @davidstowe5652
    @davidstowe5652 3 года назад

    Great job and good luck

  • @Scruffy-LookinTerfHerder
    @Scruffy-LookinTerfHerder 4 года назад

    More Chocolate PLEASE!

  • @PlanetXtreme
    @PlanetXtreme 4 года назад +10

    I don't want my wobbly bits cut off, please no Florida man!

  • @seratonin7004
    @seratonin7004 4 года назад +32

    Whoever wrote that police report had a lot of fun coming up with all those puns! 😄

  • @Arklight.
    @Arklight. 4 года назад +4

    Classic Florida man :,) really does bring tears to my eyes 😂😂😂

  • @moshunit96
    @moshunit96 4 года назад +32

    "FRANK'S AND BEAN'S!!!"
    "How'd you get the beans above the frank?"

    • @xecris1
      @xecris1 4 года назад +4

      Lawnmower accident. Happens

  • @adamatch9624
    @adamatch9624 4 года назад +56

    Me: hmm let’s listen without head phones
    Donut: He popped my door cherry
    Me: ffs

  • @ess4221
    @ess4221 8 месяцев назад

    Lol donut roasting a swatter 😂 made my day

  • @MravacKid
    @MravacKid 4 года назад

    The officer who saved that skunk is the real hero.

  • @billybobscat6233
    @billybobscat6233 4 года назад +76

    ( Florida ) , Where Bad Things Go To Happen.

    • @randomuser5443
      @randomuser5443 4 года назад

      You misspelled fun

    • @billybobscat6233
      @billybobscat6233 4 года назад

      @@randomuser5443 you misspelled condom.

    • @jphtm2594
      @jphtm2594 4 года назад

      @@billybobscat6233 Where condom things go to happen? That don't add up chief.

    • @billybobscat6233
      @billybobscat6233 4 года назад +1

      @@jphtm2594 His name chief.

    • @jphtm2594
      @jphtm2594 4 года назад

      @@billybobscat6233 I see

  • @adriankorwek1653
    @adriankorwek1653 4 года назад +17

    Hey donut just want to let you know I love your channel and will for a long time

  • @lorddarkon4633
    @lorddarkon4633 2 года назад

    Swatting a well known officer probably the most stupid shit I've heard lmaoooo 🤣🤣😭

  • @Geck_Gxng
    @Geck_Gxng 3 года назад +1

    My recommended was so wholesome and then this pops up

  • @mic1472
    @mic1472 4 года назад +35

    I love hearing about the stories that happened when you were on the job, do it more often please!!

  • @jewelsy.9399
    @jewelsy.9399 4 года назад +91

    'Running a train on grandma'...well that's not an image that will fade anytime soon🤢

    • @timbajwolf5709
      @timbajwolf5709 4 года назад +14

      Jewels Y. Your right I’m a grandpa and I don’t even want that image in my brain.

    • @howiedewin3688
      @howiedewin3688 4 года назад +5

      I'm envisioning the granny from playboy cartoons.

    • @Blasted2Oblivion
      @Blasted2Oblivion 4 года назад +2

      Sooooo two months later. Has that image faded yet?

    • @zeus28frenzy
      @zeus28frenzy 2 года назад

      AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

  • @funks4life096
    @funks4life096 11 месяцев назад

    I live in Denver North Carolina and I love your videos, I’m 14

  • @gerogedort6863
    @gerogedort6863 3 года назад

    This is amazing

  • @campingteddy9297
    @campingteddy9297 4 года назад +29

    He taught the cat to pick locks, then forced him to wear kitty shirts...Evil Genius Meter 1000.

  • @voidthedullard6990
    @voidthedullard6990 4 года назад +21

    “Damnit...again?” are the first words I thought when I read the title

  • @TrickyNick55
    @TrickyNick55 2 года назад

    “Of all the Roman courtiers, Eunuchs ranked among the most loyal”
    Dutch Van Der Linde

  • @shruggs5279
    @shruggs5279 3 года назад

    I love Chocolate's voice!

  • @dublinoseven3279
    @dublinoseven3279 4 года назад +26

    Those may not be cops. The bank might be across the street from a pub on game day. ⚽️

  • @repalmore
    @repalmore 4 года назад +7

    Your Emancipation Proclamation story reminds me of an experience I had. I was in the Civil Air Patrol and was riding in a car driven by the squadron commander on the way to a plane down call. It was 2:00 in the morning and we were going quite fast. A State Patrol pulled us over and when the officer walked up he asked "Where's your pilots license?" The commander happened to be a pilot so he handed over his pilots license. The officer read license front and back and handed the license back to the commander and said "Don't let me catch you flying around here again." and walked back to his car and took off. We laughed all the way to the downed aircraft command center.

  • @hippityhoppityyourchildiso8803
    @hippityhoppityyourchildiso8803 3 года назад +1

    American cops: I have a gun!
    British cops: m e t a l s t i c k

  • @georgecoates3659
    @georgecoates3659 3 года назад +1

    Let’s pray for this guys bits

  • @Angeon
    @Angeon 4 года назад +5

    I work in Lancaster as a CO, I thought you’d be covering this. That deputy is definitely nuts if you thought he could pull that off. But luckily he got caught here before he could do damage on the streets and cause something tragic to happen. This is the type that make us all look bad.

  • @pcp2522
    @pcp2522 4 года назад

    Loved the guest. Cool dude.

  • @sierp13pl
    @sierp13pl 10 месяцев назад

    This sheriffs office says "I know you want it" by putting this link there🤣🤣

  • @justsomeamerican5283
    @justsomeamerican5283 4 года назад +25

    Florida man video by donut on my birthday, I laughed so hard, thanks for this present XD.

    • @cashfortin
      @cashfortin 4 года назад

      Shaqtus is Not big shaqtus happy late birthday? 😆

  • @dmc3489
    @dmc3489 4 года назад +6

    Great video DO! You seem relaxed and refreshed. Please keep CO around for future episodes as I believe the comradery helps with the YT grind.

  • @tonywmckinney
    @tonywmckinney 10 месяцев назад

    Omg. The senior story. You have to know your limits with the boombox! 😂

  • @TheIamninja28
    @TheIamninja28 3 года назад +1

    Well its not every day you find yourself on DonutOperator's channel having one of the most insane calls ive ever responded to read out.

  • @Timothy-NH
    @Timothy-NH 4 года назад +7

    There is a good chance at that point that the skunk already sprayed it's load; a skunk can spray around 6 times and then takes about 10 days to "refill".

  • @galil_6863
    @galil_6863 4 года назад +18

    OMG that sheriff department post is too much!!! 😂😂😂 I’m dying of laughter 😂😂😂

  • @maxcullen3427
    @maxcullen3427 3 года назад

    That flying squad from the M.E.T the hardest unit we have old series THE SWEENY 🚓🚔

  • @sierrasix5479
    @sierrasix5479 3 года назад

    We need more from chocolate

  • @Mason-ef1ie
    @Mason-ef1ie 4 года назад +34

    Donut when is the online store going up? i would love to buy my board from you

  • @elliotkorth3081
    @elliotkorth3081 4 года назад +6

    I love when you have guests on LEO recaps!

  • @ljprep6250
    @ljprep6250 4 года назад

    The petrified orgy in the park was something else.

  • @cameronwilliams9730
    @cameronwilliams9730 3 года назад

    I live in Hillsborough county and the people are amazing

  • @justinaz282
    @justinaz282 4 года назад +4

    Glad you cleared up the lingering question as to what exactly was removed cause words have meaning 👍

  • @xx6aesthetic9xx47
    @xx6aesthetic9xx47 4 года назад +5

    I love how a Florida situation happened in my wonderful hometown of Fairfield

  • @CitizenJournoTN
    @CitizenJournoTN 4 года назад +1

    Wondering if you have ever done a video on reserve cops? I was interested in it for my local sheriffs dept, was wondering your take on reserve officers. Thanks man.

  • @mrharris116
    @mrharris116 4 года назад

    I must-ache you a question.... bad arse my brother... I too am rocking the dope-stache... keep up the awesome videos brother.. thank you

  • @GandalfsBackhand
    @GandalfsBackhand 4 года назад +3

    Sebring is my dad's hometown and where most of my family is from. Highlands County Sheriff's Office is a terrific agency and my dad, grandfather, and aunt served honorably with them. Great men and women there at HCSO and Sheriff Blackman is the epitome of leadership and a hell of a good guy in general.

  • @cole.a877
    @cole.a877 4 года назад +4

    Doughnut riddle me this if a man moves to Florida does that now make him Florida man

    • @grantglow4206
      @grantglow4206 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @tom-vx6bu
      @tom-vx6bu 4 года назад

      Yes

    • @timbajwolf5709
      @timbajwolf5709 4 года назад

      Well yes,but to become a true Florida man you just have to have the accompanying weird arrest and mug shot.

  • @angeldown2031
    @angeldown2031 4 года назад +3

    That F*ing intro was amazing lol!
    Also 15:59, I though it said "It wasn't on it, I was on it." As you can imagine i was pretty confused.

  • @ronin_user
    @ronin_user 4 года назад +15

    “Oh, you gotta see this one: Danny Trejo arrested a baby in an overturned car.” -Don.Op 16:35

  • @snackentity5709
    @snackentity5709 4 года назад +4

    that litter cart is sick. i'd be fighting to the death for it too

  • @Lucid7070
    @Lucid7070 4 года назад +9

    Yo! Really love the background lofi beats. Could you link them in the description? Thanks!

  • @70sstreetracergal61
    @70sstreetracergal61 4 года назад

    Door kicking Cherry. LOL. WHOOHOOO!
    Memories of that. 👍🏻❤️👍🏻

  • @Player_Review
    @Player_Review 4 года назад

    My brother had a tick embed in his scrotum, because we dealt with ticks all the time visiting family mountain property, we had dealt with these before; Albeit, not in that area. My father attempts mild heat with a match to get it to back out, which didn't work, he had to make a very small incision to extract the tick. I had maybe a dozen ticks over the years, but somehow never had one embed. That same brother also got sprayed by a skunk and ended up on the wrong side of a porcupine.

  • @kennethmandich1637
    @kennethmandich1637 4 года назад +3

    Yeah I came real damn fast when I saw "florida man"