102 of the CRAZIEST Florida Man stories from 2019
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2020
- I just realized that 2 or 3 of these aren't 2019. Please excuse me while I commit sudoku.
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Donut Operator i needed this video today im having such a terrible day
Florida man breaks into jail to hangout with his friends
😁😂🤣
Racism how did you get that username?
To hang out with his dad
But no, this really did happen.
That’s the power of friendship
As a Florida resident, I see nothing wrong with these scenarios.
Lmao sammme. You see that shit everyday and it’s already normal.
🙈😂💖
I shouldve just stayed in cuba and not florida..
Same
Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 i should've just stayed in florida
I remember the first time I heard a Florida man story
"Florida man arrested for sexually assaulting an alligator"
Florida man ~ "He took ma hand so I to something of his."
**Florida man tries to fight a tree but breaks hand**
*That tree was looking at me strange!* ~ Florida Man
“Minecraft Irl”
- Florida man
I'm also guilty of breaking a finger after punching a tree😂
"Florida man finds out the hard way he stole laxatives instead of opioids."
I don't think it was very hard. Probably soft and a bit runny...
Ohh shit...
@@extec101 thats what he said 🤣🤣
I just about pissed my pants laughing so damn hard at the responses here!
Florida man afraid to cough or sneeze for 2 days
I feel bad for him. Imagine waiting 30 mins for the high and then getting dissapointed....
Half the mugshots look like the person hasn’t blinked in 4 days.
Drugs are a hell of a drug.
It's because they haven't. Cocaine/meth.
No rest for the crackhead
lmao
Meth is a hell of a drug
as a Floridian, this entire state is like having a sandbox in your backyard
imagine u get a domestic abuse charge for throwing a cookie
"hey why u in here"
*"i threw a cookie at my gf"*
That cookie was shaped like a ninja star lol
"Florida man electrocuted trying to remove bird from power line"
That's a winner if I ever saw one
I lost at this one
Florida Man:
*well maybe i don’t want to be the bad guy anymore.*
The florida man hits woman with bag of tortilla chips one happened on my birthday
True animal man
Not a smart man but he was an animal man
Birds of the same feather flock together
"Florida man falls asleep on couch while high on meth"
Is there anything he can't do
Being normal seems to be the one thing that eludes him.
Oh shoot forgot that one 🤣. also paying taxes.
Hold down a full time job?
@kopytek36
Speak for yourself.
I've slept on it all.
And theres always one dummy who either gets mad that I'm wasting good coke, or says its impossible and I'm a robut
@kopytek36 I know someone who would get high on meth, eat a PB&J and drink a glass of milk, and then pass out for 12-16 hours.
As a resident of Florida for 6 years now I can say that I've never seen a more crazy state. I saw a pickup driving down the road with a complete porch with rails and a slide that was close to 10 feet high. The 2nd day I was here
It's not really a state as much as a large trailer park.
I love this whole "Florida Man" series!
9:34 that alligator wasn’t beaten, it was a gang initiation. The gator was jumped in and given a cigarette as a symbol of the constant flame of brotherhood. Luckily the gator was young and the Florida Fish and Gang Unit put him in a program to teach him about the dangers of jointing gangs. He now attends FIU and wants to be a Marine Biologist.
Why doesn't this have more likes?
I'm so proud of that lizard.
Before becoming a marine biologist, he went on a trip with his grandfather, a cayman, a bearded dragon, another alligator, and an iguana, to kill a time stopping crocodile that killed his ancestor.
I love your pfp
Sir, you have won the internet!
"Florida man accused of burning son to teach him a lesson about fire" was his dad the Lord of the Fire Nation?
Hey, Lord of the Flame, your tail's on fire.
*until the florida nation attacked*
ima keep it at 69
Iam deceased Omg!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣👌
'Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles" hahahahahaha
Could you imagine being arrested for that? Omigod
Beware the Turtlelord
Hey man, some turtle's shells can stop .22 short. Don't mess with them! :O
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Heres the news clip 😆
I have a Florida man story! I was in Florida heading home from an Airsoft event. My brother and I stopped at a gas station to get gas. As my brother went in to pay for the fuel a man drove in to also get gas. He comes out with a lit cigarette and places it on the roof of his truck with wind blowing, rocking that cig side to side. As I was watching that thing I was thinking to my self, "This is how I die."
Crazy man 😂😂😂
As a Florida man myself, I don’t get it
Seems like meth is probably involved in many of Florida mans adventures.
Florida Man/Woman LOVES METHAMPHETAMINE.
There's no joke here.
Just facts.
🤣🤣🤣
@@ryoga8170 little bit more complicated than that
That and pizza
Do t do meth nothing fun comes of it
Day 1 of using meth: I punched a 97 year old and killed a neighbors dog.
1 month later. . .
Inmate: I robbed a store how about you?
Meth user: I took some salt and I punched a 97 year old and killed a dog.
Something in the water down in Florida even the squirrels doing crazy shit.
Whatever it is its turning the frogs gay
Hey.
@@glorytokekistan824 Lol
Yeah, its gators
It’s the heat bro
Donut absolutely needs a Nobel prize for his ground breaking contributions to Moustachology.
"Florida man breaks into home, falls asleep on couch while high on meth"
Florida man is apparently a wizard too powerful for this mortal plane
"Florida woman pulls gator from yoga pants during stop."
She's living her best life.
poor gator, whats that smell?
Imagine if it latched on to her little guy
Y
That's the only one that I was like, PHYSICALLY how???
Florida woman beats all Florida men.
Just moved to Florida, it’s fantastic here and never a dull moment 😂
The news is better than the comics
LMAO! I bet!
I imagine you could just look out the window whenever you’re bored.
Stanky I just drive to the crack shanty town and sit on the corner and watch.
John Downs not yet where do I get those?
3:43 "Florida man tried to run over his son because he didn't want to talk a bath" is the complete Florida man ever.
and thats how new florida men are raised
@@gachabloxgirl3958 use "people" ma'am stay gender neutral. 🤣🤣🤣
As a Florida man, I appreciate this shearing of our culture
Why do Florida men always seem to have an uncanny ability to talk to God.
everyone loves Florida man, burt nobody talks about Florida woman, bunch of sexist
Well, everyone can talk to God... Its when God talks back(directly like a voice in the head) that you need to question your sanity..
"25 cents is all it takes"
So else can reach them to tell them cut it out
So else can reach them to tell them cut it out
What a world we live in where “Florida man records himself *having relations* with a dog” is considered a pretty tame Florida man story 😂
Probably the worst part is he's a "furry." heh #notinmyfandom
Wolfang Studios except it is in your fandom, and the worst part is defiantly the dog rape.
@@feartheghus Its legal in many states though sadly, not sure about Florida
@@projectdelta50 if it's between two consenting adults then whatever man. I'm not going to risk getting cancelled on Twitter in a few years for being interspecies-phobic!
@@feartheghus ehhhhh they claim to be in the fandom.
Everyone hates them. The last time someone did that millions of other Furries threatened to murder him and exposed his address so they could kill him.
It's hard to get away from that when a lot of the jobs in the fandom include people in emergency services and biology.
When Cletus McFarland came up I almost lost it.
I think florida man should be a Netflix series
Remember. This is not just florida. this happens everywhere. Florida is just honest.
Nope, florida wild as shit
I lived in Florida for almost 7 years, I've lived in 3 other states besides Florida and never have I seen a drunk man pull his truck up a hill with a riding lawnmower, or a man walk into the woods with just his boxers on picking mushrooms out of a rusted racoon trap. Those stories are all personal things that I have seen myself, I can tell you way more from people I know.
well partly true considering the Sunshine Law that allows free public access to Florida's government documents & proceedings. but also humidity plays a big factor. and this can be seen worldwide. you see the places that are hottest/most humid go through some crazy shit and places like Northern Europe where they have the most sane, classy people. plus drugs
Florida’s a conservative dump, not all of America is meth smoking MAGAts
@@shadow58058 here we have a wild biden supporter, he thinks he did the right thing voting in a senile old man who can't remember what he had for breakfast let alone how to run a country. He isn't the brightest of his species but at least he isn't an antifa thug.
Having lived in Florida, none of this shocks me.
Yep. Can confirm
This is 💯
Gainesville fl was crazy when I lived there
Yeah, I guess we’re just gonna start drinking hand sanitizer down here too.
Lmfao its just normal here 🤣
Army of Turtles: no one can beat us
Smoking alligator: bet
Florida man gets his life straight and has a good productive day
Who else likes before they even watch the video because they know it will be great?
Only when it's Mark Dice.
“Florida man punts rabid coyote.” That shii has me deadddd 😂
Almbii My Favorite Florida man story😂
Do they mean he kicked it or fucked it?
With aids
@stopglobalswarming BEAUTIFUL DUDE LOL 😂
new challenge: search up "florida man" and then put your birthday and see what crazy thing pops up
here is mine:
*Breaking News: Florida man allegedly attacks mother with sausage*
Yorkie 20 drunk, shirtless florida man arrested after shoveling spaghetti in his mouth at Olive Garden
Florida man accused of putting semen inside coworkers water
Wanted Florida man promised officers he would turn himself in when he was finished with his job
Yorkie 20 Florida man attacks neighbor with alligator
Alligator attacks Florida man, severing toes, finger and testicle
Donut is the hero we all need. Florida man is the entertainment we all want.
"Florida man threatens to destroy everyone with army of turtles"
FINALLY! A man to rival Michael Reeves!
*Their battle shall be legendary.*
Derpass Twahtskie we shell see
If you don’t understand the Rimworld reference I would HIGHLY recommend you give that game a try.
Oh and block off a week of your time.
As an engaging time waster it’s up there with the Civilization series
@@MattNeufy What rimworld reference?
Jabba The Trump I mean HE wasn’t referencing Rimworld...but it’s still an accidental reference
edit: what even is your persona I love it. Two of the most disgusting sentient sin the galaxy merged into one?!
@@MattNeufy Nah Trump's sexy
Host bodies actually is the funniest thing I’ve ever heard
LMAO
As someone who's about to move to Florida because of my parents, I'm legitimately scared.
so how's the florida adventure going?
In that case I wish my parents would eventually make one of these news headlines u know... That means I'd have already gotten used to them growing up in such a household.
As someone born and raised in Florida I can confirm, we are crazy.
3:46 @Cleetus McFarland, what are you doing here lmao
Isaiah Trevino I was looking for a comment like this. World Cup was right beside his new track
Benjamin Patterson yea, the gtrs sounded mean in the background of the video he did of the track
That's not cleetus but OK...
Codeack101 wlck that is cleetus and the gtr World Cup was going on next door to his rave track
" you want you son to get burned"
" I guess so, how else is going to know that hot things burn?" Quote from Hank Hill
in that case hank was right tho lol
That Wal-Mart incident with the golf cart is my local walmart. I live right across the street from it 😂 good ol GibTown florida
Those events might be in GTA VI as references to real life
Cops: Florida man how many crazy things have you done?
Florida man: Y E S
Lol
Lol
4:54 They’ll never take our assault coffee mugs!
My fave I’ve seen is “Florida man breaks in house, doesn’t steal anything, but shaves the cat’s head”
This place continues to amaze me
3:50 That there be RUclips star... Cleetus McFarland.
Hell yeah, brother!!!!! Bartle Skeet!
"Florida man buys race track to do burnouts."
@@Walking_Death nothing more Florida than that. Should have gotten the interviewer in a rip in Leroy. Hahaha would have been gold
it aint him
@@SlaterGator that's 100% cleetus
9:30 hey, if everyone took 67 undersize lobsters the population would be decimated. The limit per day is 6 so that's 11 times. Pretty big deal
But officer, they’re langostinos!!!!
@cam Then that would be 1-10; They'll do alright. The real question is why anyone could be tricked into eating something so nasty looking, in a first world country...
How else are you supposed to eat a whole stick of melted butter?
@@epsilondelta2967 bravo Well played sir.
I boil up a pot of almost 100 tiny freshwater lobsters every year.
Florida son: dad I got suspended to day for attacking someone over bread
Florida dad: following in the old mans footsteps.
I just started to watch you after discovering you and Angry Cops on youtube.
For couple of days now i've been using your channel as main youtube content place, and i still wonder, what power you have in you to be still smilling after having to coup with all of that (material in your content)
I Do admire your spirit, I would go into full mental breakdown having to cover all of those stories.
Donut has to sensor the word “sex” but a literal pole dancing strip tease dance performance, complete with simulated sex act, is ok for the super bowl halftime show?
For real bro... WTH??? I guess that's just the world we live in now... 🤦
Are you that evangelical preacher suing the NFL claiming the halftime show is tempting you into sin
Giovani Molano Hardly. Honestly I couldn’t care less. I just find irony in the fact that Donut has to self sensor even saying certain words to stay monetized on RUclips but some of the same advertisers that RUclips claims require such strict censorship promote the strip tease halftime show.
Dave S. I would agree with you that RUclips demonetization rules are ridiculous and ads backwards but RUclips has a different set of rules compared to any TV network who has to abide by FCC rules
In 50 years, it will just be a halftime porno
The crazy thing about the man who killed his wife and hid it for a year. He went to my high school
Ye and my uncle works at nintendo
Jacob Bonness I smell cap
Ok boomer
Only in Leonida
I'm moving to Florida. This was a good life lesson video for my future kids! THANKS DONUT!!
Florida Man, Florida Man,
Gettin' Tossed In-to The Florida Can,
Is He On Drugs? It's Not Important,
Florida Man.
Is He On Meth, Or Does He Eat Wax,
When He Robs A Bank Does He Use An Axe?
Or Do The Cops Axe Him Instead,
Please Drop The Axe, Florida Man.
Deputy Man, Deputy Man
Deputy Man Arrests Florida Man,
They Have A Fight,
Deputy Wins,
Deputy Man.
>> With Apologies To They Might Be Giants
Sounds like Spider-man
@@devine4804 Particle Man, the TMBG song being parodied here was actually somewhat inspired by the '67 Spider-Man theme...
@James Sloan Flood was pretty important album for me at the time of release, still in my heavy rotation 30 years later...
I love TMBG! I have their “Flood” cassette
Pure awesomeness
10:10 I did a speech in my English class about that Florida man😂😂
We need a 2020 Florida man recap.
Love the stash bro! Love your channel going to visit Florida this summer can’t wait 😂
3:25, the Florida man that punted the rabid coyote is okay in my book. That's badass. Better than getting Bork nommed.
Why wouldn't you punt a rabid coyote.
I have watched this 20 Times SO FAR it is so good
Dude the kid who called 911 and said what do we even pay you for is insane levels of Florida Man😂😂😂
8:42 I mean do they have a sign that says I can't drive my lifted golf cart to isle 7?
Underrated comment...
It’s a mobility scooter
No speed limit in walmart
They were out of electric shopping carts so he drove his own
When 4 of those Florida man stories happened in my town.
I'm dead 😂 I can't even pick one this is just all batshit funny
I love your videos!
The "Army of Turtles" guy really gave me a nice laugh. Thx. :)
dude, that last one’s just impressive. I’ve had days when I’ve messed up a 90° reverse park into a bay, I could never boost my confidence to the point that I could park my car in my own house.
My Favorite: "Florida Man Disguises Himself in Bull Costume as He Prepares to Burn Former Lover's House Down With Pasta Sauce"
Thanks for telling us about this today 🙏😎
3:40 Florida man tried to run over his son because he didn't want to take a bath happened on my Birthday, which also happens to be today
Natsu Uzumaki happy birthday!
@@chrisslays7373 thanks I've been so busy at work that it snuck up on me
Natsu Uzumaki Your welcome man have a great day
@@chrisslays7373 thanks bro
Natsu Uzumaki your welcome bro
Sad I'm from Florida too welp time to do something stupid get arrest hours later and steal police car xd 😂
If you ain't naked, you ain't shit.
R/Boneappletea
I was holding my laughter barely until the Shark with the disguised voice spoke....🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂Thanks for all the content.
“Florida Man caught on camera licking doorknob for 3 hours”
People on other planets: Wait, thats illegal
One from this year and my hometown: “Florida man says burglar broke into his home, sucked on his toes.” Also, that smart car one was ingenious and had a good story with it.
7:36
>work at walmart
>get asked by a customer for "anything that kills 200 people"
>lead him to the soft drinks
>"here you go sir, coke is more deadly than you would think"
I’d love to have a t-shirt that says “this week on an all new Florida Man” or “stay tuned for an all new Florida Man”
Half of these are literally where I live😂 not surprised at all love the vids by the way!
I seriously thought 3:46 was Cleetus McFarland for a second.
Moose004 hell yea brother I did too I was searching the comments to see
Same lol
James Foster me too bro I wanna see cleeter make it as a Florida man on donut’s channel lmao
i was waiting for, Florida man buys race track to do burnouts with friends.
Same
The sad truth:
Most of these are pretty normal but sound weird.
sì sì wooooooow 😳
SouthBay RickyBobby
I mean arrested for throwing a pizza slice at someone? That’s petty shit
@@AlphaQHard
I mean it is still battery.
Everybody gangsta till Florida man meme gets real
8:08 cha cha real smooth
Laughs all the way thru this, great job Donut.
4:33 I actually witnessed this when it happened. Me and my family were playing golf at that gold course were we usually play 18 holes. Then after the 6 or 7 hole its started to rain and we decided to pack it up and leave. Right as we're about to leave we see one car flying my then 2 or 3 cop cars drive after. Later that day we found footage of it and learned what happened. Turn out it was one of my friends family members. Sucks for him.
sees fam in car chase: "ah shit here we go again"
Just a normal day for Florida residents
Here’s a Series idea Florida woman
You’ed be surprised how many of them there are
5:30 "Maybe I don't want to be the bad guy anymore"
Keep up the good work I love your channel it's the best place on the internet to watch people being killed innocent or not makes me smile everyday
And all night because I have nothing better to do to go into a Comatose state and watch your videos day and night until I eventually pass out or need to take a piss or s*** in the case of piss and s*** I probably will still be watching your videos while I'm doing it so keep that in mind
Fastest click iv ever made. I saw florida man.
In a town near me a girl’s boyfriend just got arrested for killing her and cutting her up with a saw
O_o
Recoli Od my friend went to highschool with a kid that was forced to study criminal law by his mother who he ended up killing and getting away with it because obviously criminal law training and later killed himself
I guess out of 7 billion people someone somewhere is bound to do something stupid. any one of those 7 billion people can do something stupid or will do something stupid at some point some worse than others.
*I swear, we need an intelligence test every year for people in the US.*
I knew it was going to be something crazy when I hear the word "Florida"
I like your mustache I’ve been wanting to trim mine like that this is the first of your vids I’ve watched
The time and energy is so clear 👏 videos are just getting better thanks Donut!
5:08 Looks like one of them was getting the better end of the deal
That someone - ugh! they look like brother and sister
Lmao
3:51 I swear I just heard “hell yeah brother” and flashbacked to that moment
Having previously lived in FL, these are absolutely hilarious! 🔥🔥🔥
been waiting for this one Papa Donut
Should call it "Central Florida Man: Extreme Edition"
Much love for donut
Florida man in thumbnail looks like when the younger version of the on-drugs grunkle stan was in jail for fighting 70 people in 1 minute