Shrek man caught with rattlesnake, uranium, whiskey, a firearm, and a stolen car
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I can never remember the first rule of dementia fight club
Its dont forget the first rule of fight club.
Patient: First rule of WHO?
Ahh shit, that was actually really funny, and I don't mean LoL or whatever tha fuck that mean, I mean ACTUALLY FUNNY, very good sir
I may have alzheimers, but at least I don't have alzheimers.
The first rule of dementia fight club is "You don't remember the dementia fight club".
He wanted to wrap the rattlesnake around the uranium and thought he’d create a sidewinder missile.
Dublin O’Seven BRUHHHH
Its only logical in a Florida man type situation
Loooool
😂lol,brilliant.
Lol but also they aren’t nukes
Headlines, if the cops didn't bust him:
"swamp man had a 16 hour standoff with drunk radioactive super snake"
This is way too good!
"It was wrong for the clerk to shoot my brother because he was robbing them... Oh Well!"
I'm sure she would have the EXACT same opinion towards a man who was robbing HER brother.
Well, I guess we'll never find out now.
“Green leafy substance”
“Trying to keep this monetized”
30 seconds later: “marijuana”
DOH!
Shutup boomer
@Weiss Kartoffel DOH
@Cynical commenter is this true? Or did somebody get on the internet and just lie?
That's actually how cops refer to it in reports until it's confirmed as marijuana. An example would be... "I located a baggie containing a green leafy substance which through my training and experience I believed to be marijuana. A duquenois Levine reagent field test confirmed the presence of THC and the suspect was placed under arrest."
Aaron Shut up A-A-Ron
*employee shoots robber*
"YOU SUPPOSTA CALL THE POLICE"
*Police shoot robber*
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO"
LOL underrated comment
Zergle Jerk first thought threw my mind. If the police had shot him it’s BLM and then a parade of assholes telling us all that he was a family man or some shit.
Police shoot robber
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
RACISTS!!!
lol so true
He got some responsibility but not all
"Green leafy substance"
"Green leafy substance"
"Marijuana"
Broke your own rule in like 25 seconds 😂
he only needs to go without cussing or anything like it for the first 30 seconds to still be money-tized. yes I know I intentionally misspelt it. also that might have changed.
After she said "oh well" about the robbery, there wasn't a moment of reflection where she thought. " Wow I just said that out loud."
Wine Operator: Hey donut where's john?
Donut Operator: Tacpack.
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@Elijah Bardowell TAC..PAC!
What does a "john" sou d like?.....? Tac-pac
He protecc
He attacc
But most off all
He tacc pacc
Jetz Real aaaahhh ha ha ha ha!! Why am I the only one that found this comment freaking hilarious!!!???
Drew4078 you aren’t
there’s....
there’s 150 likes.
obviously over 100 other people do too 😳
3:00 speaking as someone who's worked some time at Home Depot: warehouses very rarely have nobody in them, because they try to stock them at night, when no customers are around to get flattened by forklifts.
You're a God damn fantastic South Park character animated to life. I love your jokes and show, some good information sometimes come through to learn from.
Best of luck with your show.
"21 preschoolers go in, 1 preschooler comes out" i cant wait to see this new battle royale game
LARP Battle Royale with real weapons
Its the prequel to fortnite, its called weekly
Sandy hook royale
that doesn't age well now with what's been happening this year
@dr. crab that’s so messed up but so funny at the same time 😂 🤣
The first rule of dementia fight club is...
The first rule of dementia fight club is...
Danny Moore Bingo!
*insert sobbing laughter*
Danny Moore Hilarious
SHUT THE FUCK UP LMFAO THATS FUNNY AS SHIT
@@bergenmatthew y are you yelling.
*Your Honor, I did Not drive under the influence; I was simply doing my duty as a citizen, and assisting the officer in the construction of his field expedient sobriety checkpoint.*
"so he is robbing you guys! OH WELL!"
me: "so I shot him out of self defense... Oh well."
pretty much. i'm guessing this line isn't far from what the clerk was thinking : "i responded to the threat of deadly force with deadly force". i have always been told "don't draw a weapon unless you plan to use it". if someone already has their gun drawn on me, that is well more than enough for me to feel justified if i respond with deadly force.
10:41 "No mother should have to fear for her son's life every time he robs a store."
The guy next to her looks terrified to tell her to stop talking.
xD xD xD I'm dead so true
Jesus fucking christ.. humanity.
@@jakobboyden5491 Yes - and you are part of it - the fallen humanity that has turned away from it's Creator. "Thou shall not take the name of the Lord in vain"
@@ronaldpobuda835 Believe what you want but dont force it on others thanks. Not my lord and I'll use their name however i like, thanks x
“Well yes he was robbing you with a gun! Oh well!” This is the reason that anti-police movements are the biggest clown shows, because people like that attend
Should have stuck her in the car with the uranium and the rattlesnake.
@@StoicObserverS hardly seems fair to the snake...
I agree with your sentiment, but I feel like in these cases you have to give family of the dead guy a bit if leeway. Nobody wants to admit their dumbass brother deserved to get shot. News channels should not interview family members like that, they are not likely to say rational things.
@@Skwisgar2322 It's optional and asked if they want to be interviewed for the news and they choose yes. It's entertaining and will be forgotten by everyone except people watching memes etc. Nobody else will remember that interview by next week so it doesn't really hurt anyone but their family name for a few days.
@@monkeybuttdevinlane yes, I am remiss. Snakes don't deserve that kind of abuse.
By far the best add on donut
"Oh well"
"Call the police, that's what you do"
*Police is called and they shoot armed perp
"They weren't supposed to shoot him. He was fleeing, oh well"
I hope she stretched before making that reach
"Toddler thunderdome". Boom. Found my new band name.
Dibs on that band name 😂🤣😂
Where babies become toddlers
Let’s double bill. We’re the Doody Call.
The main musical rivals of progrock band Must Fight Phyllis.
Welcome to the "ToddlerDome"
The guy driving the stolen car with the snake, uranium, whiskey and a gun is giving me major fallout 3 vibes
Yep, I am thinking of the song Uranium fever f try on fallout 4 and 3 and whatever other fallout games that have that song
@@monkeybomb8215 beware of the enclave, you know what they do to surviving vault dwellers
He wanted to set the world on fire?
Yeehaw chucklefuck intensifies
URANIUM FEVER HAS GONE AND GOT ME DOWNNNNN!
I remember when I lived in Citrus Heights as a kid I saw a lot of car accidents
Donald's crew are a funny breed thx for the video
"Yes, he's robbin' ya'll, oh well!" And he got shot for trying to rob the wrong person. *"Oh well!"*
"armed robbery" no less. Dont even need to be robbing people, brandishing an apparent weapon and pointing it at people is bad enough. In many states, its justified homicide.
Jedediah Galloway I don’t think it’s a homicide.
@@ifxyourmum6312 Which is what the justified part was added for.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Justifiable_homicide
Don't forget "if that's the case, ill take matters into my own hands"
Hmmm, suspect of assistance of robbery? Looks like we gotta arrest the whole family...
@@ifxyourmum6312 homicide is the killing of a person by another person
"The uranium did not result in charges because Jennings was in possession of a legal amount."
Excuse me? What the hell is the legal amount of uranium?
Less then 7kilo I think
Y do u need uranium
@@josephjoyner.9712 for doing fun things :D
Enough to make a super snake
Less than it takes to weaponize I guess
Incredible amount of extra people featured in this one.
The guy with a stolen car, uranium, whisky a snake and a gun sounds like the opening to a great joke
"Yes he was robbin' yall! Oh Well!"
Good God that's hilarious
That's also the second brother in that family to be shot dead while robbing a store.
@White Rider tuff
LoKei13 OH WELL
If that isn't entitled I don't know what the fuck is!
@@lokei1326 Good riddance
Shrek man was probably just gonna to use those items to try to keep people out of his swamp. I can kinda relate, I'm always trying to think of new ways to keep people out of my woods
Just Some Bigfoot With Internet Access hi I'm a fan
Smoke a wood?
Tyler Moore because he can
I just try to keep the kids out of the ice cream.
Hey JSBWI one word Lasers.
Living in Wisconsin myself I was screaming the right pronunciation at you during that Waukesha bit
I went to school right by Waukesha. Loved hearing donut try to pronuce it.
I lost brain cells when she said “Oh well”
You know I went to high school with people like this, and eight years later most of them have done either fuck all with their life or are in jail.
Complete and total trash. Absolutely nobody who crawled their way out of that ghetto hell hole was surprised either.
Keep watching it and maybe someday you can participate in dementia fight club. Was that a messed up joke?....... Oh well
85IQ
Maybe she will find them... she has plenty of extra space for any lost and functioning brain cells.
“The first rule of dementia fight club is ...........my son John is going to pick me up to go down to Main Street and purchase some fabric”
Shut up Hideo.
Outstanding video and presentation
I love city of Ottawa shitposts. The Stittsville coyote post made my day
"&@$%ing road pirates stole my snake and my nuke"
~Shrek
What a time to be alive.
* Clerk protects his business by killing a robber *
Robbers sister: That's not how you get robbed.
true
He was protecting himself.
Lock her up too! Obviously a family of criminals.
@@thealibi1826 Exactly. The people who support criminals likely just haven't been caught yet. The parents are the ones who raised them to become criminals after all. Bad parenting, maybe even intentionally.
18:15 "What would you call them?"
Trample trample crunch crunch
Uranium is a naturally occuring mineral. The problem starts if the natural occuring uranium has been "enriched" or purified.
police: "how high are you?"
me: "good how are you?"
police: ....
Ight you going to jail
Ever watch Mike the cops vine that's almost like this
@Caleb right i was like whats wrong here
You told the joke wrong it’s
Police: “how high are you?”
Me:” no officer it’s hi how are you ?”
*"Yes he's robbing yall, OH WELL"*
Oh well, he got shot for it 😂
DeAngelo Vickers BUT WE WAS KANGZ
It's not like one of those, psst, i have a gun, give me some money.. it was more like those *POINTS GUN AT PEOPLE THREATENING TO KILL THEM* Give me your money or I'll shot you.. yeah.. 1 is going to get you shot, 1 probably wont. If you are going to rob people, please be respectful of their safety. (sarcasm)
Did they cut her off at the end mid issuing a death threat
I hope she doesn't reproduce.
@@grootygroot6351
Too late, she’s obviously over 16. She’s probably already a great grandma.
I love how the 3rd tac pack was so strained when he said it
It's crazy to me the amount of money professional athletes make compared to cops, firefighters, paramedic, etc.
Donut why don’t you make fun of an anti police subreddit
Those are just depressing. I once accidentally stumbled upon r/chapotraphouse and lost far too many IQ points reading the stuff on there.
Because that wouldn't be funny, stupid people and what they say is not as funny as the actions they take, or funny at all.... Then again if you want that, you can do it yourself but you won't get any viewers or subscribers. Thankfully donut is really good at what he does and smart and knows what is funny and good and what isn't, and therefor won't cover a bunch of illiterate millenials on a trash reddit page.
@@Thomas-fz9xw that's a commie subreddit
They can't be reasoned with
@@JoshuaKimbrough It is, but the thing I was reading had to do with anti-police rhetoric. With a helpful list of all the other recent anti-police posts on the subreddit. Like I said, lost _far_ too many IQ points going down that rabbit hole of stupidity.
"Yes he's robbin' y'all. OH WELL"
He shot him, oh well
@maximumchron lmao
Well at last someone who knows how to spell y’all,and not make it sound like yall was being robbed.
MechaBlade - it ain nuffin but a robbry........ - and we wonder why they shit the bed when a cop shoots someone..........
Love you Donut
"New Bron Fells" Can you say it now that you live near it? I'm just hassling you my guy. Keep up the great videos. I'm just rewatching some older content of yours and came across this. I was born there.
Start calling weed "Scooby Snacks" to avoid the censors
*signs petition to make Donut say scooby snacks*
There is already a strain of marijuana called scooby snacks
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First rule of dementia fight club, you forget about dementia fight club.
Shrek Man: “I know this looks a little whackers”
I cringe even remembering that video. It was totally whackers.
“I don’t know why I’m here, I don’t know who I am, but I know I have to kill.”- Former Elders With Dementia Fight Club Member
When you skip the tutorial in a shooter
"What was the first rule of fight club?"
"What?!?"
"What?"
This works so perfectly. I mean the story is awful, but the joke is hilarious. I just hope the "fights" were like just weak slaps against wrinkly skin or something.
Thought you were quoting the robocop
Can't talk about fight Club if you can't remember fight club
Wow I feel special to see an Ottawa article on here
Oh god bless the news.
"Why did they have to kill the super snake?"
Pure meme machine gold.
they prevented downfall of human race
@@johnsven878 i don't know unless the super snake has hands to wield firearms i feel pretty confident the human race can handle it but if the snake has legs I'd shit myself in fear then its anyone's game
For the uranium boy:
"Uranium fever has done and got me down
Uranium fever is spreadin' all around
With a Geiger counter in my hand
I'm a-goin' out to stake me some government land
Uranium fever has done and got me down"
Good work 😭😭👌
God I just hear Diamond City Radio now... and Travis Lonely Miles
Nice 👌
Someone plays Fallout
That dude was on the best side quest
Wow... I'm so surprised to see these POC involved in these awful acts... not...
True story: my ex robbed me of about 4oz of my best homegrown a few years ago (I live in a legal area). I so was pissed , and petty enough, to call the sheriff's dept.. I knew she was at her friends and they legit went to the apartment and made her give (most of it) back... I was just as surprised as you, and they were pretty cool about it.
Well, if it’s legal in your area, then it’s just like stealing a prescription or a bottle of booze.
Stealing is stealing bro
@@chosentonessournotes that's only if it's medical. If it's homegrown it doesn't count
Im very curious as to what hoops they had to jump through for it not to be questioned by higher ups
Where do you live? I think I need to move there. 😂
That robocop thing looks straight out of the Fallout universe.
Yep, kinda looks like a protectron
Would of been awesome if it rolled up to the 2 people fighting instead, And blasted them both with a giant taser while screaming like a protectron xD
@@vengefuldeth "please step aside"
"Bystanders are advised to stand clear of lethal force"
This video is the best 22 minutes on YT.
I came here to find context behind the title and I’m so glad I kept watching
Are we not going to comment on the fact that Jennings is like 6’7” that dude is massive he’s literally Shrek
mitchell morgan fuckin right? exactly what I thought.
"Totally whackered" didn't think you would actually use that saying again
Straight whackers man
I never thought I would see something from the Ottawa area and it has to be the Stittsville coyote thing
awsome try, wa kiesha is (Wa-ca-shaw) I appreciate the attempt of pronouncing Algonquin names of places, next try Oconomowoc, Ashwaubenon, Kaukauna, or Sheboygan it's a great place to live
"Honey where is my supersnake?"
"It's YOUR dumb fucking snake... i don't know!!..... your dumb snake is in the pantry."
WHAAAAT?!?
I said. Where. Is my. Super snake.
@@kaynanvulperus4633 I, UH, PUT IT AWAY
WHERE?
No one:
Teacher: **Makes toddler thunder dome**
No one:
You: No one:
You saw last episode what happens in the thunder dome
That’s crazy, a long time ago someone stole a few plants out of our roommate’s medical grow and it was caught on camera by security cam from a neighboring business. The police recognized the thief and were able to return the plants to us. It was surreal seeing the police walking INTO the house with a garbage bag full of live cannabis lol
Having been at 183 & MoPac a couple days ago, that’s probably the least weird thing those officers see on a daily basis.
“Felony Coupons” I’ve never heard that one. I love it.
If you dont drink smoke or hang out with people that do then that gets rid of most of the possible smells that can get in your car so if you dont have any coupons and the officer can only smell your mcee dee's you're good to go
Edit: Minor grammar changes should be intelligible this time around
Kelly Nolen what are you even saying?
@@kellynolen498 English is my third language and I'm better at it than you
@@rumham7631 english what about you? (Dam didn't send fast enough)
@@rurikvolkov2810 heyyyy dont hate on me English is the last language i learned
You should do a “top ten Florida men” or something, that would be hilarious
I agree.
I agree.
@@bioender #1 enrico pucci
That's just a Florida man scoreboard
Anthony Florida man leaderboard, assign points and such lmao
Thanks for the laughs on a crappy day
I knew a girl that worked at a nursing home. She said those old folks got pretty wild sometimes. Even without instigating anything.
WORLD:
"Florida Man is crazy AF!"
OKIE MAN: "...Hold my Uranium..."
Or, "Hold my super snake"
ROTFLMAO!!! This comment has me cryin' I'm laughing so hard!
Or, "Hold my sister/wife".
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0:40 “ See? We’re trying to get this monetized on RUclips.”
*17 minutes after upload*
Demonetized
But that 17 mins got money so that's good
do i see a fellow brrt enthusiast
@@galbaxyplayz it doesn't actually. From what Ive heard RUclips doesn't pay out from demonitized videos.
RUclips doesnt care about anyone but themselves, and i hope they get sued out the ass by pragerU for violatons of free speech. Fuck youtubea algorithms and their reviewers who push their leftist agenda on everyone. Because you know ORANGE MAN BAD! BLUE MAN BAD!
Havoc Nation Riders
You can’t sue a company for ‘violations of free speech’ and prager U won’t do anything
5:13
you gonna need to make a chart or something man.
18:11 Guy ridin on a buffeloooo!
"Yes, he was robbing yall. Ohhhhh welllll!" This is seriously what the world is coming to. Arm yourself people
Getting a plate carrier next week and getting a few thousand rounds.
Break into my home. I dare yee. I shall use the modern musket
John C - - and we wonder why they shit the bed when a cop shoots someone..........
"he got some responsibility, but not awl"
That chick was such a ghetto @$$ moron. Dude shouldn’t have rolled into a store with a gun if he didn’t want to get shot.
She black
- and we wonder why they shit the bed when a cop shoots someone..........
I remember that 😂
She's so focused on her situation she can't even imagine other people wanting to live.
As someone spent 17 years living in Cape Coral, and 5 years in Fort Myers right on the other side of the Caloosahatchee, that second one does not surprise me in the slightest.
"Its not ogre, till its ogre".
It's all ogre now.
49 States, to Florida: "Could you not be yourself... for 5 MINUTES?!?"
*Alligator noises*
Starman I laughed way too hard at that, much appreciated.
*primal florida man noises*
Florida gets too much flack, Commiefornia is way worse.
@@colecooper5836 that is the same thing. Why would you repeat starmans post?
Took me 3 years to find the donut op vid with my home town
Anyone else notice in the article about the robocop it said that the alert button wasn't connected yet
18:11 brings a whole new meaning to “you mess with the bull, you get the horns.”
And we thought Police K9 were intimidating!!
As a Wisconsinite, I died inside when you pronounced wakeesha
You're not the only one
The_Almighty_Moth Same
Same
OMG... yes... and him repeating it over and over... it's like nails on a chalkboard.
I want to hear him try to say Kaukana, Okauchee, Manitowoc and Oconomowoc next.
Ockiewokie washeewasha wuwahahau
Reading this comment and its replies makes me wonder if i've misunderstood where Wisconsin is.
imagine the liability if they told him to stop calling and he murdered his roommate over it.
Haha having fun in Cape Coral Matt
My grandmother just passed away, she had dementia, she was scared, confused and it was very hard on us all... That pisses me off, I hope the victims, and family get justice!
Demetia is a fate worse than death
@@West_Coast_Ganglocked in syndrome is as bad
Biden 2024 @@West_Coast_Gang
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J Man LMAO
@@JohnSmith-yy2uj Well in that case,
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J Man I honestly don’t even understand it......
Mr. WIlson does not fuck around. Dennis will think twice b4 being a menace to anyone ever again
That lady with the fight club should be in for life
16:50 I used to live near that intersection. It's in Sacramento County. Back in the 90's, it was called the most dangerous intersection in the US. Nice to know things haven't changed.
1st rule of dementia fight club: YOU DO NOT REMEMBER DEMENTIA FIGHT CLUB
1st RULE OF DEMENTIA FIGHT CLUB: YOU DONT REMEMBER DENTIA FIGHT CLUB
2nd RULE OF DEMNTIA FIGHT CLUB: uhh... I forgot.
3RD RULE OF DEMENTIA FIGHT CLUB: ...FIRST RULE OF DEMENTIA FIGHT CLUB!
Wait why am I here
Glass blowers actually uses uranium to blow glass water pipes for the color
Im from beloit where the car was flown into the roof. Its a thing here seriously. there was two years where it was happening almost once a week. it still happens now and then