Federal corvette "review" [Elite Dangerous]
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- Опубликовано: 12 окт 2017
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Nothing will beat the time when I entered a conflict zone to see a corvette who decided to side with Imperial, and a cutter that sided Federation.
UNO REVERSE
LOL
I mean an Imperial Vette in white is a beautiful sight.
Harbinger421 and a Federal Cutter with a deep matte black paint job
@@Spartan086 Midnight black cutter is a beauty
Lots of others appear to have mentioned already, but dude that intro was the *best* machinima version of that scene I've ever watched - excellent job!
Would have been even better if Mini was just shouting "FUCK YOU SIR!"
@@JerichoPelous Well no the whole thing is a reference to a new hope.
@@thescruffinator8830 if he used a krait mk2 it would have looked like the falcon
"like most nerds with a girlfriend, we don't want to lose them so we throw money at them to make them happy." LOL, Epic.
I see the type 9 in a way like that but i spend money to make it jump further. She thick.
This was way too accurate. Especially when you're a nerd with a HOT girlfriend. Most expensive tinder match ever.
Bought this game for the sole reason of buying the Corvette. Grinded for 3 months to get it and I have not been disappointed thus far.
Mr. Awesome tell me the easiest way. Not necessarily fastest. ... just easiest.
Go to Tun and donate hundreds of millions of credits.
Nope go to Ceos buy cargo ship that can land on medium , go to Sothis system next to it a deliver from Sothis to Ceos, (8,9Ly) and u can make some real money.. for ex. 180t of gold, one jump and here u go ...10mil of credits .. just EZ :)
Joy in squadron and wing mission
@@michaelnewman6936 Void Opals mining is OP. You can do ~50 mil per hour. I'm playing this game just 3rd day and already can buy everything =D
This ship is only 10 times heavier than the Maus.
Think about that for a second.
Those crazy germans. At least the Corvette actually got off the design board and can go faster than you can walk...
MadCourier 6 Just because we think big, doesn’t mean we’re crazy.
@@delta4phoenix4 The Maus may have been big and optimistic, but considering the technology they had available and the fact they were already losing the war pretty badly by this point (43/44) I think crazy still ultimately wins out. Though it still probably would have been more useful than the Ferdinand...
@@madcourier6217 Fair enough. Some of my ancestors ideas were really crazy.
@@madcourier6217 also Heatfs and AIRPLANES. remember the bismark
2.5 billion credits, want super sexy Federal Corvette.
Rank: Warrant Officer.
Ugh, FML! -.-
Fortunately it's very easy to gain Rear Admiral rank these days by running rescue missions. Find a station that has been attacked by Thargoids in Federal space and pick up passengers from the Federation faction and then dump them off at the local rescue ship. Sometimes systems where rescue is needed are not marked as Federal, but they may still have Federation factions on the stations. Enjoy that Corvette after a few days of grind. It's not horrible. My tip is to exhaust the passengers (1 run), log off for 30 minutes and do something else, log back on and there will be new passengers. Or you can jump to other attacked systems and sort of set up a rotation and eventually come back to where you started.
Yeah, I spent 2-3 weeks just doing rescue missions. Kinda burned myself out after a while and haven't been on ED since I got the 'vette, I think of it as a nice present for when I go back to it soon.
Inara is damn good for figuring that stuff out, finding the right stations and everything, really helpful.
@@Holmesy87 Inara is definitely awesome. I haven't used my Corvette at all yet since I cannot decide on a loadout and I want to be sure before I start yet another grind. Good luck with the ship once you get back in the cockpit! I'm sure you'll love it. :-) o7
Indeed, it's nice having a community that can make stuff like that.
Thanks, can't wait to see the melty action of 2 huge beams, just for fun ofc lol.
o7
yeah now imagine already having Vette and realizing for Thargoid combat you would prefer the Cutter ...
yes i have BOTH now and grind for both ranks and A-grading both ships was ... actually not that bad as i did it by long distance passenger ferrying which is back in the day was 15 minutes of boardhopping followed by 40+minutes of AFK flight for +-80 mil per trip (and i used Vette for the Cutter grind too :) )
sadly i heard boardhopping is no longer a thing (didnt play for almost a year ...) so that way wont work anymore
That opening was so fucking good man. Instantly recognized it, and it was perfect beat for beat. Seeing it towering over a python really puts it in perspective.
Remember kids don't do drugs, and the cheapest place to get an A rated Federal Corvette in the galaxy is at Teppanik inside Li Yong-Rui controlled space.
what about shinrarta dezhra
@@Bitgedon Shinrarta Dezhra has a 10% discount, Li Yong-Rui space has 15%.
Daniel Klimchuk Shinrarta has every module though, and an extra 5% off isn't a giant extra.
Goldstein station in Lembava also stocks the Corv.
@@atomfusion231 I wouldn't call an extra 9.4 million left in your pockets not a giant extra. That is literally the rebuy for the ship itself!
That intro :')
Just needed a 'we brake for nobody' bumper sticker
+beast0382 Is that an SWDennis reference?
Space Balls reference
Ok
Dat SW reference
Seriously, this New Hope reboot opening was one of the best in the history of youtube
'Cutter Fucker'
Jusef Kh 'Fucked by Cutter'
sounds like a synonym for ass play.
only thing missing from the opening was an open fighter bay door.
The dream ship I'll never get :(
Not with that attitude! You'll get there with enough mind breaking grind and a sanity deathwish!!!
Gerdronex Why not? I got there eventually. I didn't use any secrets or special abilities. If i can anyone can.
Go to sothis and Ceos. I got from Ensign (Gunship Rank) to Rear Admiral in ONE DAY (Yesterday). Just grind data deliveries and donations.
And don't give up.
Learn to grind for Bank and for Rank takes about a week......
I used to think that too, but I got one last week and it is a dream come true
That intro was fucking beautiful :D
greenscorpeon3
Agree
No idea whats beautifull about that...
I just recently became a Corvette pilot myself. When I first saw it in the list of available ships first thing I fell in love with was its sleek militaristic design. Then I saw that it had two huge hard points. After much grind, and much upgrading (still upgrading, still modding) I am pleased with the ship despite its shortcomings.
Just think about the rank this way, once you're able to get one you can officially call yourself the Federal Rank of Admirer of Rears.
The fact you used green lasers makes the intro much more impressive, and great video as always!
Omg i was laughing so damn hard. My wife ask me if i was watching an Elite video or a porn :P
Ryoohk both
Idiot Patrol at least its free porn
MINI sssuuuuurrrrrrreeeeee "now I gotta test me *and* my Ship for diseases" what da he'll guys?
CMDR PLKarmann i gather all sorts of materials for engineering. And ive been fighting thargoids so mabey i caught something along the way. I think i have RNG disorder.
MINI lol lmao okay... You have become more funny than Yamiks. All HAIL MINI!
A New Hope intro, ok you win.
"the thargoid probing trailer where this happened" *navel action trailer plays.
*"THITH IS MY FAVORITE THIP, LETS CONTINUE THALL WE?"*
I didn't even notice any lisp until just now. It's barely noticeable.
Popped in a guardian FSD booster.. Boom! Jump range! love this ship.
30ly average in a Combat build ^^
16LY average in a proper combat build. The 8000 armor points and 5000 MJ of shielding help though.
@@MinistryOfMagic_DoMCan you share your build for your Corvette?
This is 100% my favorite ship review ever! my two favorite youtubers, one of my favorite ships, you guys are the best and i cant convey enough about how awesome you two are!
and don't forget the intro!
Mini & yamiks in one Video?
Where is my lube...
Ueberdoziz xD that's like what I expect both of them thinking when they had the Idea!
"I can fuck someone's day up with this" is a phrase reserved for the Cutter's boost.
Honestly, fucking Feds man...
Given your Feedback for your awesome intro. It seems there is a Demand in the Marketplace for some Yamiks and Mini machinima with a half star war themed spin off.... Yamik's version of "Space Balls?" Seeing how you are running out of ships to review for new content?
DootDoot man, I would love for that to happen. They make a fantastic double act!!!
A yamiks video is not a yamiks video without at lest one rubber duckie gag
I'm currently in Federation space running cargo contracts, trading, and making donations. I'm half way there with my rank. I'm in a Type 9, so I'm making GREAT money with cargo. Can't wait to get the Vette! It'll be my first time.
Proud to say i finished the Fed Rank grind today, and bought a Federal Corvette, and i can say in all honesty, after a few months of on and off grindind, it is 100% worth it, it handles like a dream to be so big, it lays down pretty respectable if not unbelievable damage, and can tank hits for hours, i can finally start going into haz res and holding my own against anything.
3 important points on this video - (1) it is the best review so far, (2) it has the top 2 Elite streamers/content creators in it, (3) It has the best blooper reel ever, LMAO.... Absolutly the best so far, Great Job Yamiks, will re-watch many times... Yamiks and Mini = absolute hilarity!
What about ObsidianAnt?
Yes the Federal Corvette is the ultimate ED combat ship hands down!
Sure the Conda has more DPS but it's more difficult to bring all your weapons to bear and the Vette is more agile and has better shields too.
The sheer destructive power of those two huge hard points is a sight to behold and will melt any and all enemies in seconds.
Just a pity it's locked behind a soul destroying GRIND that will likely see you lose the will to play the game before you reach Rear Admiral and finally unlock it.
As MIni said the problem of cowardly enemies running at the first sight of this beast
is easily solved by G5 DD AND you have the SLF to harass them while you boost into firing range.
It's worth noting that there are still TWO more ranks above Rear Admiral/Duke so at some point FD is sure to introduce even bigger Fed and Imperial ships so it might be a good idea to grind those final two ranks to "future proof" yourself.
I Have a Vette and currently grinding for the Cutter even though I don't particularly care for it but at this point I figure I might as well own every damn ship in the game.
In the end nothing is going to beat the fact that you can fly your very own Imperial Star Destroyer and if that doesn't float your boat then you are NOT a true sci fi fan!
Yeah the pair of huge hard points *melt*
Tossed on a pair of fixed 4A beams, overcharged G5... gives me an orgasm when I strip hull and shields in less than 10 seconds
Yeah, I have an anaconda built for multi purpose but heavily leaning on the combat side. You know, fuel, recon and repair limpets, tank biweave, srv. I pretty much live in my Stahlherz so I need to make her a jack of all trades. Corvettes are so wonderful in combat.
@@CMTechnica Except that 2 4A beams overcharged won't work even with weapon focused distributor xD
@@anthrazite thats why you use burst lasers or multicannons ...
@@Asghaad Oof, trying to sound smart without knowing the context
When I get this game, I'm gunning for this from the get-go.
I didn't think anything would be as funny as the Python review. I stand corrected, bar raised. Well done sirs!!! Lmao!!!
That is the best opening scene I have seen for an elite dangerous video in a long time
Loved the New Hope style intro. Watched it over and over about 6 times now because I have no life.
Im just hoping that one day we will get to fly the Farragut battle cruiser.... most likely not, but one can dream :D
In the Thargoid trailer you could reason that he was talking to the entire fleet.
i have a corvette and a cutter and I ended up buying 2 pythons one for hauling and another for fighting PYTHON FOR LIFE LOL
Alright, I was originally planning on grinding for the Cutter, but you just sold me on the Corvette.
Where do I go to sign up for this Federal Ass-Rape of a Grind?
AkiraWolf98 late, but go to ceos lol. It’s really easy to level up.
Just get both
I’m so close! I’m sitting on 700m credits and I have about 80% left to grind out before I hit the rank I need.
You know what I'd like to see? A true "endgame" ship. 250 meters long and up. Do anything, anywhere, to anyone. An ultimate goal for any commander to aspire to.
I'm guessing you've yet to hear of the Capital Ships coming December?
@@tex8564
Yeah. But unless they're going to give you the option to buy a Farragut or Majestic through their respective rank grinds I'm simply not interested. The fleet carriers are fugly as hell.
@@TheGuardingDark_ we don't know if any of the Fleet carriers will be armed or not, also when does it matter if a ships ugly if it works well? My guess is they will be armed for defense, besides Carriers made Battleships obsolete anyway irl who's to say a Fleet Carrier couldn't take on one of the capital ships, also theres line between Endgame and bullshit ok, imagine if a troll gets their hands on a Farragut? You know what would happen? They could kill any ship with 100% immunity, besides it took me 3-4 days to grind Fed ranks to get the corvette grinding for a Farragut would be hell and frankly, I think id rather kill my self than endure the hell that is the Federal/Imperial rank grind
Oh I just remembered, they said there will be different carriers for various tasks, so im sure there will be a combat based one, whether it be for equipping and rearming Combat ships or actually built for combat itself, for example being able to drop into a combat zone or resource extraction site or what have you.
I guess we'll see as my Squadron is getting a few of em'
@@tex8564
It matters to me. I don't give a shit how well a ship fulfills a role if I throw up in my mouth a little Everytime I look at it. I want my ships to also be visually appealing.
@@TheGuardingDark_ eh to each their own, i don't personally care about visuals to much, they're just a bonus, as long as it works as intended I'm fine with it, but that thing ugh *shudders * that thing fails in both respects thatttt thinggggg.....
I.E the Asp Scout
Nice Star Wars hommage intro! "Wait a minute, this looks very familiar, where did I see that before....hmm....."
One of your best video by far. That Intro was amazing. And the shipname "cutter fucker". Laughed my ass of.
I did the Corvette grind first, then the Cutter. Sold the Cutter after one mining trip and one pirate encounter.
I use VR and the retina burns from inside that horrible ship was too much to bear. It turns like a locomotive too.
It feels like flying a big sex toy.
The Corvette is king.
Really LOVE the Yamiks & Mini teamwork in this video. You guys should really do more stuff together!
Nothing and I mean nothing in this game beats creaming smaller ships and cutters with the Corvette
Thank you for that intro
i have been waiting so long for this
I am in love with this video for the intro alone... Well done!
I just started grinding for this ship two days ago. Already on Warrant Officer. Can't wait!!!
First time i came into contact with a Corvette in person i was in a Diamondback, I wish i could remember her name to give the Pilot props, but i was trying to partake in a trade hauling event in my first week so i was on my way to the starport with no inv because all i wanted to do was get my respawn to the port. I was waylaid by the star beacon predictability (I didn't know to expect this at the time) and all i got were spamming messages saying "surrender all goods and you will remain unharmed" after about ten seconds they say "Oh im sorry you don't have shit" and could tell i was a noob by my responses and gave me a lot of great tips! plus i met them later and they actually used me as bait! People like her made me decide this game's community alone is amazing idc if its in beta!
I only use 3 ships, the Cutter is my primary traveler, the Courier is my...courier(duh) and the Corvette is my miner. Every once in a while I'll buy an Adder or Keelback to relive the good old days, then I'll remember those days sucked and ditch it.
If looking to grind for this ship, i recommend taking a large cargo ship to Sothis/Ceos and space trucking between the 2 systems to gain rank. Its way faster than doing the data courier missions, and always choose the reward with the most Reputation.
That’s what I’m doing now, actually.
That guy's lisp is hilarious!
BiteMyShinyMetal4ss fuck you sir!
love people that are sarcastically sincere. you don't need to say sir, it doesnt make you cool, polite, more mature, or funnier. That guy was just commenting on the lisp, saying that he found it funny. I personally found it annoying. but that doesnt matter because people like you will tell me to fuck off, even though i didnt say the video was bad, the guy was annoying, or used a personal insult, because they arent true.
chazzyb0i jesus man i can't even read all your comment
it's *six months old* ffs
what are you triying to acomplish here?
Sid the Sloth! :D
BiteMyShinyMetal4ss I've been looking for this lisp. Made my day
Can't... type... so... funny.... Mini and Yamiks, Perfect!
Been playing elite for 4years.
Only just got my vett last week she's already fully engineered and I'm totally in love with how you can keep all guns pointed on target using flight asset off.
And before everyone moans why it took so long I had my cutter 3years ago my Anconda 4years ago.
I now have all the large ships and all the good ships 😎
My cutter would beat my vett but it would be close vett has 2k sheilds but it's pretty much resistant to all damage so hard to kill.
But The Imperial Master ( cutter ) has 12k shields and all long range weapons to grade 5 so I never even need to get close to butt fuck you 😂
You guys are hilarious, and the sounds you add in a really funny too, especially the fart for the crash.
Ahh Mini. The loudest Commander in the 'Verse.
I was going to write a bad review - then you made me laugh so hard I grew a tail.
7:16 Took that advice to heart and haven’t looked back.
I can hear Yamiks saying; I am Animatronio, and you will never know the secrets of the Machina magnifica.
The jumprange needs some getting used to after you had the anaconda, but with a decent grade 5 engineering roll, and a 5A fuel scoop it's good enough even for cross bubble routes.
After re watching this like 2 years later, I forgot how phallus-y this review is.
dat glorious epic intro
Been waiting for this one for a long time! I have 2 corvettes, one for killing things and the other for hauling cargo, 600+ tonne capacity plus a 25ly empty and 17ly laden (engineered) jump range makes it brilliant for community events.
Cheers yamiks.
The sweet star wars intro was worth waiting 400 months for the big 3 reviews.
Also nice to hear Mini getting involved.
My preferred ship, use it to kill, mining, some trading, but only one flaw: Should have a bigger FSD like the cutter, she have more than 2X the anaconda size with the same jump drive!
Nice star wars reference at the beginning
🤣🤣🤣 great intro
Thing I like about my Corvette is when driving up to it in the river, or calling it down to land. You really get a sense of scale then. This thing is huge.
i swear Yamiks and Mini are the only people that will make me laugh in review videos
Nice Star Wars opening.
I got my Corvette yesterday. The last of the Big 3.
I immediately painted it black and named it 'Diablos'. Makes sense with the two Class 4 hardpoints.
my god, that intro, love it... i only ever flew this ship in a beta, with all default outfitting, but got to multi-crew with someone who has one... and damn... it makes me want to start grinding again...
Saving up for one. I plan to make it an anti Thargoid ship. I plan to name it the Sularco...
there needs to be a yamiks voiced station, that would be sick, "docking computer i see, get the fuck off my launchpad"
*edit: Get the fuck out of my station
Sean Nel used to be out at Pribilov Port in Jonai, the irish accented flight controller would say, "Dockin' computer eh? Well alright, we'll let it go this time. But you'd best learn to fly that thing commander."
Calls his Corvette " Cutter Fucker " , still displays Empress Arissa's colours on every side of his Ship XD
The ending bloopers crashing around inside the station was priceless !! Lol
That new hope opening definitely got you a new subscriber.
Mine is good. 2 huge efficient beams with thermal vent, and packhounds mixed with drag munitions missile launchers to finish the job.
"this ship has the 5th worse jump range in the game"
Me: *laughs in guardian fsd booster and engineered fsd*
Can easily achieved jump range of 30 ly with this baby
And as a fuel rat...welll
Rescuing a client out of fuel in a Corvette has its shock & awe moments
Yeah right now I am trying to make my vette a multirole ship and I got it good so far just need one more fsd grade to get grade 5 fsd, I also found out to stay near star and not turn into a fried shark.
@@justanotherweeb6431 I like the vet but I just don't see it being a multipurpose ship in my eyes
@@JahonCross do or did you mean don't
@@justanotherweeb6431 meant to say Don't
@@JahonCross ok. Also when I said I see it as a multirole ship it is because anything that can 1. go over 25ly 2. Have over 100 units of cargo 3. Very good at battle is a multirole ship in my eyes
Mini can ram me with his annihilator anytime...uh...I'm thinking out loud again...shit.
I died every time when that dracula was appearing on screen
The Corvette also has the highest passenger capacity in the game, it made me an obscene amount of cash in Rhea.
What about the Cutter?
The cutter has fewer internal compartments than the 'Vette. When it comes to cargo capacity the Cutter makes up for it with two massive class 8 compartments, but passenger cabins currently top out at class 6, advantaging ships with more compartments overall, because of this both the ' Conda and Corvette can carry more.
With smallest possible shields and no cargo, the Cutter carries 172 economy class passengers while the Anaconda holds 194, the Corvette edges it out with 196. Even with 7A shields the Federal Corvette still has room for 8 more passengers than the cutter.
So basically, its a warship, and a cruise liner?
"This is your captain speaking, we will be stopping shortly to uh, deal with some COMPLICATIONS
Federal Corvette and horse porn in the same fucking Yamiks episode. This must be a dream come true.
That intro was amazing!
thats a really good plinkett impersonation
Man, I know Mini's voice from somewhere. It's driving me crazy.
He sounds like one of the actors who was working on Dragon Ball Z Abridged.
He sounds to me like one of the character voices of the (very talented) guy who voiced the Hellsing Ultimate Abridged episodes, can't remember his name offhand. He does voice acting bits too.
Apparently someone at tvtropes is a fan, and referenced this video. Looks like beating a dead horse works sometimes
The only thing that ticks me off about the Federal Corvette is that it STOLE the original boost sound from the Anaconda. Then the Anaconda was given that new wheezing boost sound.
Flag paint for the corvette!!! Need it. Also it would be cool to have HCS voice pack voiced by Yamiks and Mini. This is my favorite video from you yet! Keep it up!
Those conex boxes that come into view at 8:34 in the video. Finally a good visual reference for me to understand how big this beast really is.
Right when I saw the white federal corvette named “PEW PEW” and when it rammed you and I heard MINIS voice I knew it was going to be a good video
Was waiting for this for a long time
Akideoni me too.
MINI sounds kinda like the Warden of Superjail...
Mini sounds like the Major from Hellsing abridged
Damn, those bloopers were hilarious! :D
Nice nod to Star Wars with the intro Yamiks 👍
I used my corvette for cargo until I got my anoconda and type 9 yeh took me a while
Best into ever! You dhould try making a film like that... oh, wait..
Crazy and funny Jesters :-) But I do smile watching every video :-)