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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @Lahoesa
    @Lahoesa 9 месяцев назад +62

    5:32 I’m sorry, what kind of animal steals the center of someone else’s cinnamon roll?? 😭 there are societal lines even criminals don’t cross, this is one of them LMAO

    • @amandamusic80
      @amandamusic80 9 месяцев назад +1

      Well its that or back to drugs 😆😅

  • @drnot442
    @drnot442 9 месяцев назад +115

    Josh is cancelled just for that cinnamon roll bite. Completely out of order. But, like, we love him and I’m so conflicted but that is so out of line😞.

    • @amandamusic80
      @amandamusic80 9 месяцев назад +5

      Right?! I was like JOSH NO 😅😂😂

    • @skylarhoney2775
      @skylarhoney2775 9 месяцев назад +3

      men ! :/

    • @AbbyPerry-c3j
      @AbbyPerry-c3j 9 месяцев назад

      right but at least he didn't rub her butt while doing it

    • @angangieangela5216
      @angangieangela5216 9 месяцев назад +1

      Definite NO #NotConflicted

    • @beethery
      @beethery 9 месяцев назад

      Literally divorce. Divorce, goodbye.

  • @covfefe95
    @covfefe95 9 месяцев назад +57

    My goodness I never thought people shared my annoyance with being forced to sign someone’s card at work 😂 especially someone I am not cool with

  • @peytonbell2237
    @peytonbell2237 9 месяцев назад +11

    My husband knows better than to try that shit with my food, the middle of the cinnamon roll thievery would lead me to murder

  • @sarahbleckman5199
    @sarahbleckman5199 9 месяцев назад +22

    I'm with Pumps on this one. I don't want to see public ass rubs.

  • @craiglester3296
    @craiglester3296 7 месяцев назад +3

    Pumps has had it p e o p l e ! ! Keep your hands off each other ! 😊

  • @allyjay7395
    @allyjay7395 9 месяцев назад +7

    What kind of sociopath leave the best bite? What kind of sociopath steals someone else's!?

  • @rebo2610
    @rebo2610 Месяц назад +1

    Malicious compliance is the name of the game! There's a great Reddit on it that I love to read. Love you gals! 💙

  • @stevereber3358
    @stevereber3358 9 месяцев назад +3

    It's ok to have feelings, it is also OK not to share them.

  • @amandamusic80
    @amandamusic80 9 месяцев назад +23

    Pumpies throwing her head back in a cackle and her headphones fell off cracked me up 😂🤣 and as far as Josh goes, did he trade drugs for the thrill of taking Jenns good bite?! 💀 Kylie, the platinum bob is serving❤

    • @ethanbrown350
      @ethanbrown350 9 месяцев назад +1

      *Kiley love, PSA for others

  • @becplayz
    @becplayz 9 месяцев назад +4

    Who just eats off someone else’s plate. I would lose it 😂 I remember once it was a stinking hot day and I made myself a nice cold drink with ice and I turned around for a second and my mum skulled the whole thing it one hit. She was like oh I thought you were done with it. I hadn’t even had a sip like wtf. For the record my mum has been dead for nearly twenty years and I’m still pissed about it😂😂😂😂😂

  • @distantkc
    @distantkc 9 месяцев назад +24

    You two laughing is the Best medicine.

  • @snarkyandsane
    @snarkyandsane 9 месяцев назад +4

    Jen: Everyone’s gotta have a first husband. This guy is probably just as good as anyone else. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @philliplester2030
    @philliplester2030 2 месяца назад +1

    Question, am I Petty because I can't turn away this s*** is hilarious. And yes I have almost been moved to tears which I don't show but feel if something happened to my Superior bite of food.#don't quit❤🎉🎉🎉

  • @TheEmjane12
    @TheEmjane12 9 месяцев назад +2

    The amount of anger that rolled through me after you said he took that center bite from you. That is a cause for excommunication.

  • @dan32479
    @dan32479 8 месяцев назад +1

    I used to get lots of feelings. Then the cops started cracking down of that.

  • @Mama_Maphia
    @Mama_Maphia 9 месяцев назад +2

    THE MIDDLE OF THE CINNAMON ROLL? Restraining order. IMMEDIATELY.

  • @memewalkerb5305
    @memewalkerb5305 9 месяцев назад +1

    I agree! My dad always railed against public displays of emotions and he passed that on to me.🤣😂

  • @bagelbenji
    @bagelbenji 9 месяцев назад +1

    Omg this bite had it is VERY Larry David and I fully agree that is like divorceable not just the actual bite but the monitoring? That’s a pre-meditated bite! First degree biting, immediate jail!

  • @markboron5581
    @markboron5581 9 месяцев назад +5

    Six Feet Under back in the 2000s by HBO was incredible. Highly recommend watching if you have siblings. The family drama they portray is soooo accurate and feels lived in

  • @ThefetchNZ
    @ThefetchNZ 9 месяцев назад +1

    I’ve had it with pharmacies that say your script is ready to be picked up and then you have to wait while they make it up.

  • @kaliepillar695
    @kaliepillar695 9 месяцев назад +3

    I fucking love you ladies!! Every time I think I’ve had it with all things mom, listening to you ladies perks me right back up. You are absolutely the best thing I’ve ever blindly stumbled into!

  • @AmandaJo_
    @AmandaJo_ 9 месяцев назад +13

    I cannot FATHOM a partner eating food off my plate while I’m not looking and still being my partner after that 😂 And if they try it when I’m looking, that bite isn’t even making it into their mouth lol.

    • @bevwest7428
      @bevwest7428 9 месяцев назад +1

      My husband knows he may NOT eat off my plate unless I offer. That’s a deal breaker!

  • @violabeth
    @violabeth 9 месяцев назад +6

    Has Josh ever experienced a fork stab to his hand while stealing from a plate belonging to others?

  • @kelb6073
    @kelb6073 6 месяцев назад +1

    One time we got panera with my inlaws and i noticed his mom take his chips. She pretended she didnt realize they forgot a bag and instead of asking, just took em. She does it any time there is a food issue anywhere 💀

  • @lusitanianightshade227
    @lusitanianightshade227 9 месяцев назад +7

    I love Aaron and I think we need to petition to have him on the show in full

  • @lachlankay9212
    @lachlankay9212 9 месяцев назад +1

    Here's the thing... I have lung cancer and emphysema. I cough A LOT. It's not contagious, but people give me the side eye constantly. They also decide to get in my face and tell me I should be wearing a mask or be at home without knowing why I'm coughing.
    I, too, wish people who are contagious would stay at home because the last thing I need is their sickness.

  • @alivika1452
    @alivika1452 9 месяцев назад +5

    I haven’t had enough of Jen flirting with pumps at the start of every video

  • @cynicalmushroom
    @cynicalmushroom 9 месяцев назад +1

    Lol!! I love ice cream cake and I eat all the ice cream and leave the cookie fudge until last. My grandma once reached over with her fork and took half the fudge cookie and I almost put my fork through her hand. I was so pissed. Everyone had to calm me down and only one person has ever stolen my dessert after that and he learned his lesson too cause I ate his entire dessert in revenge.

  • @LinneaBuras
    @LinneaBuras 9 месяцев назад +7

    Only you 2 could have inspired me to subscribe to a podcast. Love y’all! If you could get Fran Lebowitz, the all time “ I’ve had it” visionary before you on the podcast that would be be really great.

  • @kaneshperera1918
    @kaneshperera1918 9 месяцев назад +14

    Hi Jenn, Pumps and Kylie ! Huge fan of the pod all the way from Sri Lanka ! I have one request as the sole representative of the country of Sri Lanka, could you please make the theme music of the pod available on some platform? Love you guys!

  • @lisaskwarlo3612
    @lisaskwarlo3612 9 месяцев назад +1

    Jennifer, I also edge myself with the best bite on the plate. He should be ashamed of himself.

  • @nurseadrianern
    @nurseadrianern 9 месяцев назад +3

    Completely made my morning getting ready for work

  • @dalebrock8462
    @dalebrock8462 9 месяцев назад +1

    PBOJ, your mother sent me the sweetest card yesterday. Made my day to hear from Linda❤️

  • @Moe-ow9jg
    @Moe-ow9jg 9 месяцев назад +2

    This show brings me so much joy. I love y’ll. ❤️

  • @Bartcmh
    @Bartcmh 4 месяца назад +1

    Piggybacking on the topic of having to sign a birthday card for someone you can’t stand. A coworker of mine will be retiring soon. I can’t wait. I can’t stand this person and will so glad when they’re gone but I will have to stand there with all the other people who had to pretend she was nice and proclaim “what a pleasure it was working with her for all these years.” Grrr, just get the h@?? Out of here and don’t let the door hit your @$$ on the way out. I can’t be the only person who’s had to deal with this.

  • @nicholaspoiriergiroux4422
    @nicholaspoiriergiroux4422 9 месяцев назад +1

    Thanks girls for making me laugh with ur craziness. Really need this these days. ❤

  • @marlynnek6449
    @marlynnek6449 9 месяцев назад +1

    My husband is a "best bite bandit". I feel your pain, Jennifer.

  • @LisaPhillips4494
    @LisaPhillips4494 9 месяцев назад +2

    I LOVE this show. New watcher & watcher forever❤❤

  • @CollinWoo
    @CollinWoo 9 месяцев назад

    present self is a mess!!!!!!
    Oldie but goodieeee!!!!!!
    and then immediately pumps looses her headphones.
    Comedy Gold❤

  • @romez8361
    @romez8361 9 месяцев назад

    "TOO BUSY" = OUT OF CONTROL..... 😮😮😮

  • @wendyfrenn9631
    @wendyfrenn9631 9 месяцев назад +2

    Thank you I had a great time and laughed my ass off!😂😂😂😅😢

  • @laurenashley90
    @laurenashley90 9 месяцев назад +2

    ‘Why are you worried about what you used to do? You’re fuckin up right now.’ ‘How bout just fuckin stop.’ My New Year’s resolutions 😂

  • @DOCDOCFLAMINGOS
    @DOCDOCFLAMINGOS 9 месяцев назад +1

    Ummmmmm .... Just my 3¢..... BUT....Can I just say how great it is seeing Pumps getting so tickled by the at the "Disappointing Affirmations!!!"
    And just giving getting a full belly laugh!!

  • @wisemandaryn5953
    @wisemandaryn5953 9 месяцев назад

    Totally random, but it would be so cool for Jenn & Pumps to have Shannen Doherty on as a guest; her new podcast is absolutely incredible thus far and more folks should know about it. It's really revealing with respect to her career and her entire cancer journey. Her outlook and pure honesty of living and working with cancer is compelling in many ways.

  • @tammygarrett9261
    @tammygarrett9261 9 месяцев назад +2

    Josh crossed the line. NEVER touch your QUEENS food off her plate unless she offers it to you! You had to do it? The middle of the cinnamon roll? You're lucky she didn't throw you out! My husband of 45+ years knows better! WTH Josh!

  • @margaretglaser6227
    @margaretglaser6227 9 месяцев назад +3

    i absolutely agree if he ate my center part oh no no

  • @laineyturner3785
    @laineyturner3785 8 месяцев назад

    I absolutely love this ❤

  • @kat0726
    @kat0726 9 месяцев назад +2

    Every Christmas morning my family has homemade Cinnamon Rolls that my mom makes for us ( I’m no Betty Crocker ) with homemade icing 😍 They’re amazing, but everyone knows to stay in their own lane, or we’ll have fight club in my kitchen Christmas Morning 😉

  • @j4r3d29
    @j4r3d29 9 месяцев назад +1

    I. Fucking. LOVE YOU LADIES. I’m a gay Christian but you serve such truth and honesty and hilarity. I love you both. Just found y’all.

  • @catcipriano8224
    @catcipriano8224 8 месяцев назад +1

    I've never wished more in my life to be friends with a couple of middle aged women

  • @skybaby444
    @skybaby444 9 месяцев назад +1

    Easy solution….people are patting asses….LOOK AWAY.

  • @dan32479
    @dan32479 8 месяцев назад

    I can hardly wait for the sequel: 7' Under.

  • @MoonDoggieAngel13
    @MoonDoggieAngel13 9 месяцев назад +2

    Can't get enough of you two! I'd give u a 10 star review on Apple if I knew how

  • @edinmybed
    @edinmybed 9 месяцев назад +2

    That was not a good clap. Pumps and Jennifer knew it but they moved on.

  • @steellio5526
    @steellio5526 9 месяцев назад

    About a month ago, I saw this guy reach down the back of his jeans to scratch his arse. As I got closer he pulled his hand out then SNIFFED HIS FINGERS!!!
    I ended up looking the nutty one though because I was on my own howling with laughter and tears running down my face. 😂

  • @JKART-do5jc
    @JKART-do5jc 9 месяцев назад +1

    Floriduh has a huge presence of great people, There is just a lot of retired people who watch fox 24/7, that is the biggest problem and they vote. We just do not have many great politicians running. Look at our options. Kitten heals gets away with crap because he is a bully. We need more good people.

  • @simoneconde5564
    @simoneconde5564 9 месяцев назад

    Olivia if you're out there, that was my FAVORITE I've Had It 😂❤

  • @jamieoxman8297
    @jamieoxman8297 5 месяцев назад

    Got you pumps

  • @jcancer2011
    @jcancer2011 9 месяцев назад

    Soooo I’m 2:39 in the video and I definitely didn’t think I was going to learn the…many different ways of ass patting. Damn you ladies have done it again educating the children yasss! 🌈

  • @jaygatz4335
    @jaygatz4335 9 месяцев назад

    I'VE HAD IT with strollers on buses. Once, there were four in the same bus, all the size of minivans to accommodate all the toys, snacks, and baby accessories. You had to be a contortionist to get by them. There should be a law mandating small (four wheels and a seat allowed) strollers on buses and contraception for the parents.

  • @mavenpetras7035
    @mavenpetras7035 9 месяцев назад

    You know I'm loving the new advice segment, where forced listenter ask yall bout everything. It reminds me of "Ask Wendy" from the Wendy Williams show. How about naming the segment "Ask Diana?" Lol

  • @UsernamesForDummies
    @UsernamesForDummies 7 месяцев назад

    So that person is too busy to watch to, but has ample time to go on an on about how busy they are?!? Sounds to me like really bad time management and a failure in setting priorities.

  • @Dragonwing5036
    @Dragonwing5036 9 месяцев назад

    So true about visiting red states. I live in FL and there are a lot of good left-leaning people. I am supposed to meet my BFF halfway, she's in Phoenix. We thought TX, but I was hesitant because I really don't like the Governor. In the end, I would go because I am sure there are some nice business owners there too.

  • @gabriellefagan1014
    @gabriellefagan1014 9 месяцев назад

    Yes!

  • @melaniediana674
    @melaniediana674 9 месяцев назад +1

    I LOVE this show! 😂

  • @thesquirrelyprepperlifesty5523
    @thesquirrelyprepperlifesty5523 9 месяцев назад +4

    I have just recently remembered I need to check my emails. Since I am no longer in the work force, gave up the cell phone. Instead of checking my phone, I am shoveling real S^$#!

  • @kylecj221
    @kylecj221 9 месяцев назад +1

    See as a gay man, you get invited on bachelorette trips so I pull the reverse uno and lean into the gender stereotypes and say how weird and odd it is for a man to be on a bachelorette trip bc a straight man wouldn’t be and that has a good success rate!

  • @ToastyEdward
    @ToastyEdward 9 месяцев назад +4

    pumpsss we’re boycotting starbucks

  • @13Beachez
    @13Beachez 9 месяцев назад

    I’m obsessed with Jen and Pumps saying how people feel TOO much but the very next ad is for Better Help 💀

  • @Cbiskit23
    @Cbiskit23 9 месяцев назад +2

    To Pumps point, isn’t Guy Fawkes day in the UK celebrating a failed assassination attempt? Jan 6th holiday could happen!

  • @Grumpyoldman-c7e
    @Grumpyoldman-c7e 9 месяцев назад +1

    I agree with Pumps. About what it would be like in ten years. Quite being a bully Jennifer. 😁

  • @jaygatz4335
    @jaygatz4335 9 месяцев назад

    Bachelorette parties? It's called SPINSTER parties. I'VE HAD IT with euphemisms!

  • @mattmayo3539
    @mattmayo3539 9 месяцев назад

    The first time I heard nobody likes you was when my neighbor yelled it to my other neighbor when he complained about dogs barking and playing in the yard during the day.

  • @salinasbeat
    @salinasbeat 7 месяцев назад

    I love you guys! So funny👍

  • @SkyJoy1963
    @SkyJoy1963 9 месяцев назад

    OMG - I thought I was the only one who had experienced a spouse taking the last superior bite! We were at a very nice restaurant in France and I was anticipating my last bite of a most delicious meal and my ex-husband takes his fork and stabs my last bite and eats it with delight. No asking me if I’m finished or “can I have that last part of your meal?” Argggghhh…

  • @zyyps
    @zyyps 8 месяцев назад

    Envious of Chandler bc my bday is October 7th and I've already learned more about Israel's crimes in the past few months than I ever thought I would lol

  • @stevereber3358
    @stevereber3358 9 месяцев назад

    Whenever I have to go on public transport I lock all my children in a closet with bottled water and a bucket, just in case I have to help you with your kids

  • @vixie77777
    @vixie77777 8 месяцев назад +1

    what number do you call to leave voice memo/message?

  • @dan32479
    @dan32479 8 месяцев назад

    When we have 91 felony conviction we will need 91 new holidays.

  • @margaretpalmer1378
    @margaretpalmer1378 9 месяцев назад +1

    Took me a while to figure out who "Kit Niells" was😁

    • @SL-sd3sg
      @SL-sd3sg 7 месяцев назад

      Me too! Glad I now know. 😂

  • @margiechildress
    @margiechildress 9 месяцев назад

    Daaaaaanng! BIG VIOLATION- remind him that a woman NEEEVVVER FORGETS A SINGLE THING their Spouse does that made us feel hurt. EVER!

  • @gailchurch194
    @gailchurch194 9 месяцев назад

    I've had it with Lume commercials. Seriously. I then can only think of stinky butts. But the worst Lume commercials is the discussion of semen leakage that showers don't handle. It's gotta stop! Lo!l😮😅😊

  • @steveeuphrates-river7342
    @steveeuphrates-river7342 9 месяцев назад

    Yeah, can't just take food off peoples' plates

  • @stevereber3358
    @stevereber3358 9 месяцев назад

    In the 90's the joke was "The hardest part of learning to rollerblade is coming out to your parents." Pickleball is the new rollerblading.

  • @perfumedelight66
    @perfumedelight66 9 месяцев назад

    24:22 Pumps 😂😂😂😂❤

  • @KyshiaMarie
    @KyshiaMarie 9 месяцев назад

    Was hearts of palm just Hozier?

  • @carissaree
    @carissaree 9 месяцев назад

    I am SO guilty of doing the ass patting in public with my man - I’m sorry Pumps 😭

  • @altoeager2635
    @altoeager2635 9 месяцев назад

    Maybe I’m spending too much time watching podcasts 😂

  • @skybaby444
    @skybaby444 9 месяцев назад +2

    Note to woman with pram: next time ask a woman for help. Correction: ask a child bearing aged woman.

  • @Lezbehonest88
    @Lezbehonest88 9 месяцев назад

    Lol, I love cinnamon rolls. But I don’t like the center🙈

  • @briggs5534
    @briggs5534 9 месяцев назад

    professional atheist Christopher Hitchens was asked what's good about life. His answer was 'what makes me happy is gloating at the misfortunes of others' ... (speaking of affirmations)

  • @jamieoxman8297
    @jamieoxman8297 5 месяцев назад

    Normal People

  • @mattfox2716
    @mattfox2716 9 месяцев назад

    The average life spans are so low because children died at year 0.
    If you made it to adolescence you probably lived a lot longer.
    But yea, I’ve had it with that shit too.

  • @amoo7811
    @amoo7811 9 месяцев назад

    I’ve had it wish josh

  • @aprillehanlon3605
    @aprillehanlon3605 9 месяцев назад

    I'm with Pumps on the public ass pat and rub thing. Just say NO to PDA.

  • @nataliemcgovern3087
    @nataliemcgovern3087 9 месяцев назад

    Love you LAYDEEZ 😊

  • @BenjieFaglie
    @BenjieFaglie 9 месяцев назад

    this is full on Karen behavior, Princess Diangela. I'm surprised you didn't call 911 to complain

  • @akudashaku
    @akudashaku 2 месяца назад

    You should divorce him...

  • @christihurley4935
    @christihurley4935 9 месяцев назад

    Josh is a f-ing monster!!!