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- Опубликовано: 6 сен 2024
- Today Jennifer and Pumps are covering the Stanley Cup craze, the accidental war we waged on Australia and our recent cancellation on Conservative Twitter that resulted in a lot of blessed blessings flying our way. The girls also received some messages via our Patreon cult of listeners seeking some sage advice from our two wise hosts.
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These women bring me the true happiness I’ve been seeking for 19 years
The conservative Christian hate makes me laugh. Like they don't hear the crap that comes out of them.
Sure doesn't seem like they follow a religion of "Love" 🤣
Same…
Me too they are fucking great 😊
Pumps' outfit is a serve.
Agree
Love how Pumps look so sharp and stylish and Jen looks all soft and cosy in this ep.
I gotta say it...Pumps' outfit with the darker lipstick and boots just made my day
This is how out of the fold I am. When you were talking about the Stanley Cup I thought you were talking hockey 🤣
bahaha, I am glad I am not the only one. My 13 year old had to tell me.
I thought the same 😂.
I actually had to google it.
@@myopinion4600 me too 😂 my 11 year old niece wanted one for Christmas.. darn tik tok 😂
🤣🤣🤣
Can you please do an episode of Jennifer and Pumps going to the local megachurch to get saved?
I really should apologise for having the same opinion as Uncle Fritz. When I first saw your clips appear in my feed I thought "I don't want to watch that, two middle class USian women jabbering about their first world problems!?"
But I was so wrong. What I got was two intelligent, strong, and beautiful Gen-X women who absolutely embody everything the generation became. And of course they aren't focused on fwp, they get right to the deep and visceral issues we all face. Wet hands, £30+ cups, and the word "blessed". 😉 😁 👏
(But seriously, thanks again for being real and making this tired middle aged Gen-X poofter smirk and snigger. ❤)
Hey, Gen Xers unite! I’m brand new and haven’t listened at all but this comment made me for sure want to! 💗
Follow up: these ladies are HILARIOUS! I subscribed 🥰
@@nonprofitgirl If there is such a thing as a Generational sense of humour then these superstars absolutely embody the irreverent and caustic approach that we grew up with! 😁 I'm so pleased you recently found them too. ❤️🤘
@@EthanKristopherHartley yeah! I think I found them thru another fan who is a RUclipsr, Zachary Michael. He’s snarky and funny and covers stuff like fat acceptance and strange trump supporters. Not gen x but what can you do? 😉 I also appreciate the swearing in this pod. They speak like normal people and laugh at their own jokes (deservedly!) I think I found a new thing to listen to while I take a bath, a walk, cook or clean and all of which I’ve done in the past 8 hrs. or so. Cheers, Ethan! So nice to chat with ya.
How Christian of them to take the time to look you ladies up to call you nasty names.☺☺☺ Blessed Day. How special.
WWJD?
Cosie short for swimming costume. Love that you are exploring Australian 🇦🇺 slang. 😂
We say 'cossie' in Britain too. And 'bathers'. And 'swimmers'. And we all look amazing in them, at all times. British beaches in the summer resemble Paris fashion week.
The swimsuit was often called a swimming costume in turn of the century England. The Aussies and Kiwis have shortened it with their own slang.
Thank you SO MUCH for being the voice of reason, Jennifer. Freakin Stanley freakin cups.
i’m usually a silent forced viewer but today i simply had to say, angelina diana pumps sullivan absolutely look’s flawless with that all black outfit, ESPECIALLY the boots. love you both, you’re literally my mothers.
Haha...I was just in an elevator with a couple backwoods trumpers the other day and they were hitting on me like crazy. In the back of my mind I'm thinking " if they only knew my political beliefs...." 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Just a while back, they were whining that Democratic women didn’t want to date rethuglikans 😉🙄🤪
Ewwww
Was truly on the verge of a menty b. Thank god i remembered it’s Thursday so i can laugh with you guys
I’m so glad someone is finally talking about the Big Paper Towel industry. It’s gone on long enough.
I adore these two women. They understand the hillbilly, backward state of Oklahoma and the miscreants who purport the Stinky (45) BS line.
Ohio is just as bad! Blessed Day.☺
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Pumps answering so confidently but so wrong gave me so much joy
AWWWWW Australia LOVES YOU !!!!!!!!!!! Can't wait to see u down under !
Absolutely cannot wait to have you ladies down in Australia!
The pronunciation of the Aussie words is killing me 😂 so sincere in the attempt
Hope the hot shit tour comes down under soon!
As an Aussie you did well, “cosie” is short for swimming costume, and in some States they are called togs. “Maccas” is pronounced “Mackus” short for McDonalds. “Bottle O” short for bottle shop. Yes we shorten everything, especially surnames. Thompson would be “Thomo”, but then Smith would be “ Smithy”, and Jones is “Jonesy”, so yes I guess we also like to make words longer. Anyway I loved listening to you ladies this arvo.
I had a guy in my bed one time in college and I had a new kitten at the time … the kitten Superman flew onto the bed and pounced directly on his balls ! 😂
i need y’all to know that when i pulled up to the target i work at for my shift at 6:45am (we open at 8) there were at least 50 people waiting outside the store, some with literal toddlers, in the 15° midwest winter. they got visibly upset when i went in through the employee entrance. i was informed by my boss that the starbucks only had 35 cups in stock. he goes outside to tell the line and they got so upset they had to send the security guard outside. when we finally opened our store manager forced them to form a single file line bc they tried to swarm the starbucks and they only allowed one cup per family because some people brought their 3 year olds as if the toddler needs a stanley cup. there were cops in the store. i hate retail.
PUMPS!
This LOOK
GIRL!! ❤❤❤🎉🎉🎉
I agree Blessed is way overused . I had someone say to me one time, in an angry tone no less, because they were irritated with me, “Jesus loves you”. I turned right around and replied, “ya know what?, he even loves YOU!”
Ha! I bet they loved that. 😅
Sitting here having my breaky ladies. Not hurt or had-it😀 love you girls. From your mates in Australia and New Zealand. Get your arses out here for some shows👍
I'm pretty sure cozzi is like from swimming costumes that's that they call them in the UK
That's absolutely where it came from, although I've always seen it being spelled with a double s, rather than the single s Jennifer used. 😉
(In October it also covers Halloween Costumes too. Because you want to get your money's worth and recycle/reuse your words when you have the chance. 😉)
thank you ladies!!! 🤩 Australia will love you!!! 🦘
I could listen to your giggles & points of view all day! Luv U 2!
Jen I’m Australian and I could never have it with you guys!! If anything I’d have it with you guys not already coming here ❤ (P.S it’s pronounced Mack-ahs not Mah-kahs)
Don't forget the "budgie smuggler"😂😂
I can no longer hear these words without a mental image of Tony Abbot wearing them 🤮 he ruined so many things
All of these people have BLESSED message "art" in every room in their house. I want someone to come out with a line of product with all curse words.
Maccas❤ I’ve heard that pronounced “Mack-ahs” and have never called McDonald’s by name since!
TRUTH! Never gonna be happy. And if we’re happy, they haaaaaate it.
You two will love Australia, great country!! Love the people overall-terrific!!
In the UK it's often called a "swimming costume".
I watched the entire reality show and I didn’t realize that pumps and her iced tea and large cups has been a thing FOR years. 😂 taking every cup holder in your cars 😂😂😂😂
The two of you laughing is better than Prozac 🤣🤣🤣
Pumps looks amazing! (They both do actually) but Pumps is getting a great new figure! Go girl!
You look fantastic!
GOBLESS - it's my new favorite word, and you need to know it. Pejorative misspelling of “God bless”, usually used to mock virtue-signaling boomers posting on Facebook about anything from nationalism to bringing back God in schools.
Half the time they have no idea you’re being sarcastic
GOBLESS you Moe, because that's what makes it even funnier
I’m blind. Put the soap on the same side every time every place. Same with the towels/hand dryer. I’m stirred of feeling up the whole,e (furry) counter while trying to wash and dry my hands.
I have gone back to watch previous shows, especially ones with deadpan king Josh. It is bliss to see the three of you joke and laugh. But, I must add, how Angie has transformed to looking absolutely amazing.
I don’t get the Stanley cup thing either. It’s huge! I don’t want to haul that thing with me everywhere.
I'm from South Africa and I think the Stanley Cup is making its way here and I need Jen the Gold Medalist to make a PSA and for Kylie to post it everywhere!
Cozzie - swimming costume
My newfound favorites🎉
As we say in Australia.. "No Worries Mate" we dont get the shits over bullshit like that!
you will love it (Australia that is)
OMG… I just laughed so hard at “Lauren’s dog Scout” email that my neighbors knocked on the wall… 🤣
Seriously? You can’t even belly laugh?!
@@leona2222 To be fair, it was around 7am... LOL! I kept laughing... Just quieter...
Having a bad mental health day today and I literally have been looking forward to putting this on so I can just sit and commiserate with these women.
For Lauren's question; the solution is bed risers, lift the bed up.. worked for me. available at home depot
Scissoring her Stanley Cup 😂😂
Not sure if this is written but Cossie is short for swim costume lol and maccas makes sense in an Aussie accent 😂
Ps this podcast cures my anxiety for 43 mins twice a week so thanks X
"They resurrected it." 🤣
You two are the most wittiest and most intelligent women I’ve come across on the internet. I’m a defeated 71-year-old white, liberal male, and I really need this stuff. You’re also quite sexy, but don’t let it go to your head.
I missed this because it wasn’t set as upcoming and so couldn’t set notifications - and it wasn’t at usual time. Please if you would keep that premiere schedule for very early am and set it so we can ask for a reminder!
PS totally agree about the Stanley cup which is just like my knock off that cost 10 dollars. These specialty cups are in the hundreds of dollars
*** Angie doesn’t think that much about the planet. I’m thinking CENTRIST.
Re: COVID: it’s a huge surge right now. 10000 dying every week. Please please talk about how important it is to mask in crowds and stay home when sick.
“It is a cup. IT IS A CUPPP. A CUP!”
23:14 I think it refers to a bathing costume? An old timey word
When Jenny said “gal” 😍
Jennifer visits the mega-church - that would be an awesome video!
Close the bedroom door 😂❤Problem SOLVED😂❤
PUMPs looking fire!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🚒
12:52, sadly true.
I truly have HAD IT with drinking cup culture. Piss offfff.
Pumps is so beautiful today. Well done.
😂 I Love you Beautiful ladies.💜 [Cosie = Costume = Swimming Costume] *swimming costume is typically what British folk call a bathing suit. And since Australia is a Commonwealth of England…
Speakung the truth about " brekky"...goes with "kiddo" and all that babified garbage.
Pumps..lookin' good.
Heather Cox Richardson... interview 🙏🏻 ❤❤❤❤
Love this show ❤❤❤❤❤
I haven’t been keeping up on episode like I usually do so I’m catching up but holy cow PUMPS YOU ARE LOOKING FABULOUS! have a blessed day ladies!
Pumps saying she would fight for a Stanley cup on sale is all I needed to hear. She’s in a cult!
as an Australian this episode was an absolute fuckin' t-r-e-a-t, excuse my language 💜
And why are they calling a bottle a cup?
33:52 Jen’s expression 😂 😂🗳️🇺🇸💙
I found this podcast from clips on TikTok and it has truly become one of my favorites. If I had big sisters I would want it to be Jen and Pumps
In the uk we say cossey, it’s a swimming costume
3:14 got an off brand cup like the Stanley and works better
You ladies are too funny thank you.🤣❤
Agree w the environment point; aren't the Stanley cups supposed to last? Be GREAT quality? Then why do you need many? Just get 1! for 10 years and it should still be perfectly fine!
You know you're from Detroit when you hear "Stanley Cup" and think of hockey.
Totally agree about the paper towel shrinkage 😂
Swimming costume - cozzie (we also say this in South Africa)
I agree, Pumps is soo cute during the Australian lingo quiz 😂😂Love it!
IHIP - Thanks for the therapy.
"snag" also used to be an acronym (usually positive) for "sensitive new age guy" (ie a somewhat emotionallly available and present man) sometime until the 2000s and it dropped out of use lol idk if that was exclusively Australian usage
I had a feeling yall would get some kickback on this one - love ya!
23:10 Cosie- swimming costume 🩱 as an English person I’m proud I got all the Aussie words right! Those years of watching neighbours weren’t wasted after all!
you three are the best
How about “have a $&*#-ing blessed day!” 😂😂
I am sick of people writing/saying that too!! Gives me a “menty b!”
And I’ve had it with the mini-paper towels, as well.
You folx are the best! Love listening to you both! 💜
The fear of having a dog with a porn addiction absolutely killed me!!🤣😂😆🤣
There are settings in the dispenser. The facility can choose the length. 3 choices. FYI.
I have a cat who, when I shut the bedroom door to be intimate, will claw the door non stop and if the door won't open, she starts throwing her body into the door just banging away!
I can't wait to see you ladies in St. Louis!!
Oh hey you read my question! Love how she pronounced “SHEIN top” as “shine top”…oh Jenn…
I can’t stay away from the fuckery of Facebook. Steady tapping the vein 😂
I am guessing a cossie is from "swimming costume".
we need a frequently told stories portion of the permanent record and the first addition needs to be pumps with the married man 🤣
"She's the star of the show, and she doesn't care about the planet"
Thank you for you! Never disappoints!❤
Pumps you look great!
Such a great show and so hilarious 😂 Can't wait to see you in Aussie 🥰🥳🇦🇺
"they RESURRECTED it" LOL
Just for your own personal safety in Aus, maccas is pronounced “mack-azz”
I’m reasonably sure WWJD was been replaced by WWCCD(what would captain cheeto do)at this point.